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NQLN is the podcast reboot of a TV show from 1994-1998 with a group of friends talking and debating pop culture with new episodes every Monday night. Support NQLN: https://www.patreon.com/Wescarroll

Wes Carroll


    • Apr 22, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 59m AVG DURATION
    • 185 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from NQLN the Podcast

    The Only One Who Cut an Ear Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2025 61:31


    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk about Jeff's trip to the Smokey Mountains, Minecraft, Wrestlemania, and debate the best Pope of all time. 

    Close Your Flaps

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2025 64:37


    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk construction videos, construction AI images, the direwolf, and debate Val Kilmer's best movie. 

    Put Me In Coach

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2025 63:39


    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk baseball, soda bread, Chuck Leonard's impromptu appearance on the show last week and debate the best MLB logo. 

    Chuck Leonard Rarely Complains

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2025 60:38


    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff, Becca and broadcast legend Chuck Leonard talk pollen, chicken, the Big O, Chuck's role as Sean Connery on stage, and debate the greatest deceased boxer of all time. 

    Unforgiven Duke TIPs

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2025 60:52


    This week, Wes, Matt and Becca talk Duke TIP, MAR10 Day, the best video games of all time, Gene Hackman's cause of death and debate the best Gene Hackman movie of all time. 

    Gene Hackman, America's Sweetheart

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2025 61:26


    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk Gene Hackman, prostitutes, the Oscars, Dolly Parton's husband, and debate the best actor on The Carol Burnett Show. 

    Becca Really Loves Cats

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2025 57:59


    This week, Wes and Becca talk Netflix Bites, phobias, stalkers, killer asteroids, and debate the best dirty video game of all time. 

    That's a Lot of Gristle

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2025 59:44


    This week, Wes, Jeff and Becca talk Valentie's Day, gristle, Captain America, SNL 50, and debate the best movie based on an SNL sketch. Also, Matt!

    Ted Bundy Stinks

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2025 61:28


    This week, Wes, Matt, and Becca talk about Wes' birthday, the large contest of oblong pigskins, and debate the best person of all-time named Ted. 

    This Episode Stinks More

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2025 64:08


    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk Super Bowl, Multiplicity, Groundhog Day, the Luka/AD trade and debate the stinkiest movie character of all time. 

    This Whole Episode Stinks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2025 69:11


    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk the Super Bowl, snow days, Chris Jackson and debate what TV character probably stinks the most. 

    Hickor-eeee Hooouuuuuuuuuse

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2025 53:06


    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk about tv ads, the LA fires, and debate the best sports announcers of all time.  

    Special Guest President Bill Clinton

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2025 64:43


    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff, Becca and former President Bill Clinton talk about Christmas, the winter storm, underwear, the Robbie Williams movie, and debate the best biopic subject to be played by a monkey. 

    A Very NQLN Christmas Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2024 72:23


    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk Christmas traditions, neck surgery, coaching youth sports and debate the greatest movie villains of all time. 

    There's Garland All Over the Piano

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2024 68:40


    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk Hallmark Christmas movies, Nutcracker, and debate the greatest pastry of all time. 

    You Just Gave Me Pleurisy

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2024 71:06


    This week Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk Amelia Earhart, Mr. McMahon, professional cake eaters, and debate the worst Thanksgiving dish.

    Sand Floor, White Snake

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2024 52:34


    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk Netflix boxing, Tyson's buttocks, and debate the best snake and best Karate Kid characters. 

    It's Not Hard

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2024 66:06


    This week Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk vibrating beds, demure, magnetic sleep assistance and debate their favorite jokes. 

    Idiot!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2024 58:10


    This week Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk birthdays, whiskey smokers, Halloween lucky football footballs, and debate the best character from a horror movie. 

    Why Did You Make Me Laugh?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2024 57:09


    This week, Wes, Matt and Becca talk small talk etiquette, Diddy's celebrity friends, hot wings and debate the best seasonal fast food items. 

    I Think About Lorne Green a Lot

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2024 69:47


    This week, Wes, Jeff and Becca talk about Canadian Thanksgiving, Alan Thicke, people who abuse handicap spaces, and debate the best Canadian things ever. 

    Show Me That Smile Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2024 55:23


    This week, Wes, Matt and Jeff test Becca's recall as she tries to remember which TV show a theme song comes from, plus talk about the hurricane and relief, recent celebrity deaths and debate the greatest baseball nickname of all time. 

    That Felt Gross In My Mouth

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2024 49:35


    This week, Wes, Jeff and Becca talk about the Mannings, Sean Combs and some of the rumors surrounding him and debate the best Manning of all time. 

    Ol' Stinky Pillows

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2024 62:13


    This week, Wes, Jeff and Becca talk Shannon Sharpe, naked cyclists, and debate the greatest tight end of all time. 

    I'm Dark Vader Let's Get Them Duke Boys

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2024 70:27


    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk about Dragon Con, ribbons, football and debate James Earl Jones' best movie. 

    What Was Cujo's Deal Anyway?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2024 63:27


    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk sick parents, kidney stones, dog breeds and debate the best movie dog of all time. 

    The Password Is... Peehole

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2024 58:51


    This week, Wes, Matt and Becca talk about kidney stones, Phil Donahue, and debate the best and favorite daytime talk show hosts of all time. 

    I Have a Groin

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2024 58:17


    This week, Wes, Matt and Becca talk the Olympics, Catfish, Tom Cruise not running as fast as possible at the Closing Ceremonies and debate their favorite Tom Cruise movie. 

    It's a Leon Trotsky Joke

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2024 64:12


    This week, Wes, Matt and Jeff talk Olympics, wrestling, and debate which food they each eat that other people think is gross. 

    That Ain't Ray, That's Henry

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2024 62:10


    This week, Wes, Matt and Jeff talk Disney, wasp stings, Deadpool and Wolverine, and debate the worst thing to get stung by. 

    I Hope My Leg Don't Break

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2024 69:23


    This week, Wes, Matt and Jeff talk about Disney, Moon rockets, Dole Whip, and debate the best super hero team of all time. 

    How Can It Be Worst and Favorite?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2024 64:44


    This week is all about neighbors... as Wes, Matt and Jeff talk about who you would want to live near and who you would not want to live near on TV shows and debate the worst TV neighbor. 

    That's Not Him!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2024 45:34


    Wes and Matt talk about Celebrity Death, Steve Winwood, and a trick to help a new puppy with fireworks anxiety. 

    Ray Stevens Isn't Dead (The Shermanator)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2024 59:09


    This week, Wes, Matt and Jeff talk about rural Kentucky, obscure jokes in movies, and debate the best Ray Stevens song. 

    Popsicles and Honey Roasted Peanut Butter

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2024 64:22


    This week Wes, Matt and Jeff talk about Showgirls, the TV edit of Showgirls, quarters, and debate what TV moments would be the best to remember on a quarter. 

    150 Episodes You Say?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2024 73:28


    This week, Wes, Matt and Jeff celebrate 150 episodes of the show and talk about some NQLN history, some long lost fans of the show, and debate the worst lazy TV writing stories on sitcoms. 

    Cloaca Style or Dino Style?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2024 50:37


    This week Wes and Jeff talk about animal husbandry, vomiting, Unfrosted, and debate the best cocktail on World Cocktail Day. 

    I Don't Like Being Sick

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2024 48:17


    This week Wes and Jeff talk about being sick, having sick kids, cicada meals, and debate the best way to remove toxins when you are sick. 

    Just Another Day Without You

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2024 65:35


    This week, Wes, Matt and Jeff talk cicadas, getting kicked out of TV show social media groups, Sour Patch Oreos, and debate the best and worst insect of all time. 

    Where In the World Is... Oliver Biggens?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2024 69:04


    This week, Wes, Matt and Jeff talk about some of the really dumb stuff they have done, Earth Day, explore Jeff's vocal range and debate the best real and fictional planets.  

    It Eventually Comes Out Your Butthole

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2024 54:38


    This week Wes and Jeff (with a special appearance from Matt at the soccer pitch) talk drams, sleepwalking, getting old, Michael Keaton and wacky pet names. 

    Chew Your Gum

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2024 67:54


    This week, Wes, Matt and Jeff talk Spring Break, vacations with your dog, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Ross Marquand and debate the best gum. 

    Happiness Is Not a Fish On Your Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2024 53:26


    This week, Wes, Matt and Jeff talk Kids in the Hall, Easter, April Fool's Day and debate the best egg dish. 

    Wookiee Weenie

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2024 61:51


    This week, Wes, Matt and Jeff talk about parenting, TV show ideas, fat head/skinny head, and debate the best popsicle flavor. 

    The One with Mark Ruffalo and Ed McMahon

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2024 65:48


    This week Wes, Matt, Jeff and special guests Mark Ruffalo and Ed McMahon talk Poor Things, getting paid to crap in a box, and debate the best and worst Tonys. 

    I'm Al Pacino, Ahooooga!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2024 61:27


    This week, Wes, Matt and Jeff talk Oscars, home repair, nice houses and debate their favorite awards show. 

    She Can Dribble That Ball

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2024 66:34


    This week, Wes, Matt and Jeff talk basketball, Ollie's, the gym, and debate the greatest women's basketball player of all time.

    An Engagement Ring and a New Tire

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2024 47:36


    This week, Wes, Matt and Jeff talk about scary things they've seen and the saddest thing Jeff ever saw, plus debate their least favorite first lady of all time (in honor of President's Day last week).

    Calvin Coolidge Picked the Chiefs

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2024 65:32


    This week, Wes, Matt and Jeff recap the Super Bowl, talk Elijah Craig whiskey, and debate the greatest Taylor of all time.

    A Couple of Boiled Chickens

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2024 58:40


    This week, Wes, Matt and Jeff remember Carl Weathers, talk spas, Wes' birthday, the Super Bowl and debate Carl Weathers' best movie.

    I Like All the Chips

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2024 64:40


    This week, Wes, Matt and Jeff talk about the Super Bowl, Taylor Swift fatigue, Phillipe Petit, people staring at you when you're working and debate the best food that involves corn chips.

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