One Wine Review

Hello Winos! In this special episode, we kick open the doors to the One Wine Review archives (more like a shoe box really) and take you back to 2017! Joe had popped up to see Andy perform and decide to record an impromptu episode that until now was thought lost! Sit back and enjoy this tasty amuse bouche! BUT WAIT. Stick around until the end for special and the exciting news! Ta ta Wino!

Well the curtain draws to a close on Season 2. It drifts elegantly across the soundscape stage. The bows have been taken and a large amount of wine has been consumed. But an unanswered question remains. IS WINE HEALTHY FOR YOU? We sincerely hope it is. Otherwise next stop : GOUTVILLE! Population : US. In this episode we watch The New Adventures of Monkey. Then the front door is kicked open and fireworks set off by special guest Vicki Baron! Shenanigans take place. We travel back to the World Cup, meet gritty Northern Oompah Loompas, whip out a box of psychological probes and become haunted by the Ghost of Wines Past. A SCARY LEGOLAS IS ALSO HIDING IN THERE SOMEWHERE. We also uncover the deepest and darkest of knowledge. The type Occult scholars hunt for. It came to us in treacle thick dreams of madness. Be aware dear Wino. You must never ask Helen McRory about drama school. We beg you.

Scene. Ext. Night Time. The Car Park of a Little Chef just outside of Milton Keynes. The two lads enter from opposite ends of the car park. Their eyes meet. The smaller of the two is carrying a briefcase. They walk towards each other, slowly yet also sensually. Each footstep is under scored with a heavy vapour-wave synth beat. They stop 4 ft short of each other. The funky 80's nostalgia beat continues. One of them speaks... BONGO: HAVE YOU GOT THE STUFF? (PAUSE) BINGO: Oh, I've got the stuff. BLACK OUT. Just next time for the concluding part of 'BINGO BONGO AND THEIR WACKY ADVENTURES IN CAR PARKS'. In this episode Joe and Andy carry on watching FIVE STAR HOTEL. They discuss running a Travelodge together, eat a bowl of seaseme seeds and sing an ol' Drudic dirge about pool drowning. They also drink some wine.

In this exciting episode of 'Terrance Babbage and the Baker Boys', the boys discover the secret treasure of Rum Runners Cove and the true meaning of friendship. Meanwhile Joe and Andy watch Five Star Hotel. They take part in the Reverse Crime of the Century, start a Boozy Book Club and consume Barocca Wine Wee. Inside find tips on how to fix beds broken on a tour and the best way to clean sticky pie covered fingers. They are also joined by special guest Sweet Vermouth the Portman.

Podcast to a murdered son. Podcast to a murdered wife. Drinkers of all the wine in France. We are One Wine Review and servants to the God of getting wasted, Dionysus. And we shall do our review of Bromans. In this life or the next. (SPOILERS: We do it in this life). We find time to drink wine and are joined by German electro pop funk sensation DIGITAL RIP.

WARNING! This episode is pretty darn edgy. Some may say its #2edgy4me. Its got so many edges we might as well call it a great-stellated dodecahedron. Yeah...THAT edgy. You know what? Screw the old hash tag, it sucks. How about #3edgy5me? Mmmm now thats a tasty hashtag. We're goddam edgelords. In this episode we encounter Captain Bland, The Herniator and re-appearance from the King of Lies. Andy, Joe and special guest Georgia Harris find time to watch GIRLBOSS on Netflix.

Take a journey back in time, to the hottest day of the year. Andy, Joe and special guest Georgia Harris celebrate getting to a 100 likes on Facebook. Then they get proper sloshed. Join them as they cry tears of Prosecco, get smashed on Curley Wurleys and break all kinds of precedents. ALL OF THEM. They also have a prolonged chat about merkins. Don't know what that is? Google it. We are not responsible for what you see.

Part 2 of Shame Academy! After another slight hiatus filled with thrills, spills and chills! Joe and Andy are back to throw a podcast all up in grill! Please note that this is Part 2, so go back and listen to the first part if you haven't! OTHERWISE ALL THIS RAMBLING WILL MAKE EVEN LESS SENSE THEN IT USUALLY DOES!!

After an unexpected Summer-time hiatus brought on by the heat of our almighty overlord, the Sun, Joe and Andy are BACK with another episode of One Wine Review. Drinking Red and White wine respectively (always be respectful when you drink) they watch a forbidden videotape found in the great tombs... and then BBC's classic musical-reality-farce Fame Academy. Drink along and enjoy! This episode is brought to you by Podnose, the UK's leading Podcast network! How exciting.

BONUS MINI EPSIODE! Armed with only a potato to record on, Joe & Andy hit the town with some pals for Andy's birthday! Expect folk dancing, ritual slaughter and Jackie Chan! NEW EPISODES COMING SOON WE PROMISE!

We survived to 2017 and bring you A NEW SEASON! Here's Episode 6 in which Joe drinks some corner shop red and Andy drinks some murder-shack white. This episode they watch E4's dystopian unreality clustershow Game of Clones, talk about all sorts and of course do some singing/chanting/ritual sacrifice. Lots of puns as well.

Episode 5 which is the last of the year! Joe drinks some posh red and Andy drinks some cheap white. They watch C4's social experiment Married At First Sight (loosely) and talk about The Matrix, Butt Trees, Lies and Best Man Speeches (intensely). Also kind of sponsored by Jonathan Hipkiss's new novel RISE OF THE GEEKS FOLLOWING AN ALIEN INVASION available on 28 November 2016 from Amazon and Barnes & Noble. See you in 2017 if we survive.

Part 4 of the trilogy. One man stands against the evil that hides in the night. One man fights against his natural urge to drink the blood of the living. One man manages to get away with making Oakley's, a leather trench-coat and tribal tattoos look cool. THAT MAN IS BLADE. Andy, Joe and special guest Fiona McGarvey drink the juice of the grape and embark on the Odyssey that is Blade: The TV Series.

It's the third of three episodes so far. Joe drinks red wine and Andy drinks white. They both watch and review the BBC's unfortunate reboot of Robot Wars. Lots of guests, voices and accents. Drink along and enjoy!

Triumphant second episode. Joe and Andy drink white wine (exclusively) and watch E4 disastershow Stage School. Get ready for shouting and music videos. Drink along and enjoy!

First episode. Joe and Andy drink red and white wine (respectively) and watch Netflix original phenomenon Stranger Things. Listen and drink along.