Pier 69

Joey hopping in solo to let y'all know I have a new podcast and no this isn't like the Beatles breaking up although I guess it kind of is because I too am living in New York with an Asian woman.    That said, my new podcast is coming in HOT.  First eps will be on my YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/joeyavery And eventually migrating to it's own page: https://www.youtube.com/@joeyshowpodcast You're also welcome to search The Joey Show on your favorite audio providers: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-joey-show/id1731014356

Joey brings Mark on the road to Edmonton and they consider moving to Alberta and starting a new life together. Plus our guest Will Hannigan enlightens us on how the US system completely screws Canadian comedians. Join our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Joey sells out the Improv, Mark gets followed by a CELEBRITY and we announce the Masters. Plus, we create the world's best app, fix Jewish and Muslim holidays, and Mark and Andrew have a breakthrough in their relationship.   Join our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

We are back for our monthly host fight! Mark gets into sneakers, calls Bert Kreischer a GOAT and gets blessed by Joe Rogan at his new comedy club. Joey gets victim blamed and deserves it. Andrew joins us! And Dauood's cousin sends us a d*ck pic

Mark doesn't join us because he's busy gaslighting Andrew with water coolers and NOT promoting his special. Dauood teaches us about Buzkashi and has his first gay experience, and Joey sells out the San Jose Improv. Plus, are teachers creeps? Is the Coachella lineup awesome? And which cult would you join?   Maybe if our Patreon was a cult... you'd join it? https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

WE ARE BACK with this episode we taped in December which is why Joey was sad about Jimmy G at the 30 minute mark. Mark and Andrew take mushrooms and go ghost hunting, Joey takes mushrooms and becomes the Great Gatsby in Hawaii before promptly getting fat and then getting back to winning shortly thereafter. Leave us a comment. Join the Patreon. Have a cap or a stem. https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Mark fixes soccer, the computer racisms Andrew, and Dauood gets a hit piece written about him. Plus we combine all important forms of ancient philosophy to deconstruct the ethical implications of Artificial Intelligence.   00:00– Mark vs Soccer 1:00- The Dude View 2:23– Sneako & the Manosphere 7:00- is AI Art racist? 16:20- Dauood's Antisemitism hit piece 20:15- Is AI using propaganda art? 25:50- What industries is AI about to take over? 30:20- Who are the real robots? 34:44– Weekly Kanye check in 34:05– How to fix the World Cup 42:56 – Can robots have feelings? 48:12- Jewish Kanye 49:50- What is consciousness? Join our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Mark gets banned from Apex Legends for being a cheater and publicly embarrassed at the Improv for being tardy. Dauood quits booze and porn in an effort to closer to God. Joey goes to the Midwest. And Andrew becomes a toy bucket collector. Join our Patreon!   https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Donald Trump is running for President, Dave Chappelle stirs the pot once again and we finally launch JIHAD COMEDY CLUB. Plus Joey's opener causes a scene in a luxury box at Lambeau Field.   Join our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

EPISODE 1 of the Mark and Joey show features the creation of the World's SADDEST game show. Plus Mark turns Bobby Lee against Joey, we build the perfect Pier 69 studio and hard questions about Siamese Twins finally addressed.  Join our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

The boys finally figure out what Kanye West is REALLY saying. As well as discussing the passing of Takeoff and whether it is the most dangerous time in hip hop. Plus Mark meets Donald Trump and Eric Trump and we invent new underwear and cars to finally save the world.   Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/xs5HR9fhTos   Join our Patreon!   https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

In a non-consequential PART 2 episode, Mark loses a tooth on stage, the infamous SUPER BOWEL riff occurs (41 minutes) and Joey pitches the Hottest Girlfriend Ever Reality Show. Plus the boys discuss the brilliance of conservative rapper Tom MacDonald, how to get off the phone, and are podcasts here so men can connect? Cuz we wouldn't talk. Join our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Mark, Joey and Andrew convene to figure out who the hottest dude in the world is- discuss why every home has a pile, and how to get everyone DRY. Also Mark becomes Joey's opener for life and both Joey and Mark get big leagued trying to be cool.  Join our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Joey gets married and Mark celebrates the occasion by walking down the aisle with him. Plus, Jimmy Kimmel gets cancelled, Andrew takes a pitch meeting from a furniture store, Mark gets open up for Bert Kreischer and Joey gets revealed as a poser.   Follow us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Is Mark going to LIV the boys behind? Is Manti Te'o the most lovable dumb guy ever? Did Andrew fall in love with the customer service agent who locked him out of his futuristic hotel? Can you write an entire episode description in only questions? Follow us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Joey, Andrew and Dauood witness the world's greatest on stage bomb ever and Mark takes the whole podcast through couple's therapy. Follow us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Mark hates bikes more than Joe Biden, Andrew and Mark recreate an entire Always Sunny in Philadelphia scene in the wild, and Dauood has the time of his life at an Afghan event until everything goes wrong. Follow us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Andrew, Mark and Joey embark on a space journey of reminiscence about first loves, first losts, and getting framed as children. It's a goopy nostalgia load that ends up landing all over half of Justin Beiber's face aaaand Andrew plays Fortnite. Follow us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Mark and Dauood have the weekend of a lifetime opening up for Dave Chappelle's special taping at our home club, the San Francisco Punch Line. Follow us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Joey goes deep into the heart of Texas to find bizarro world Pier 69 and dive into the biggest drama in the stand up comedy world. Follow us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69 Featuring: Deric Poston: https://www.instagram.com/dericposton/?hl=en Ehsan Ahmad: https://www.instagram.com/ehsanjahmad/?hl=en Sam Lopez: https://www.instagram.com/bestsamlopez/  

Mark might be on his way to the big house to follow in the footsteps of his hero, Young Thug. Joey gets spiritual, Dauood honors the late Kevin Samuels, and Andrew and Mark discuss their feelings about feet. Plus a Bruce Willis x Steven Hawking exclusive collab drop and what movie world would you live in? Follow us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Joey Mark and Dauood fire Andrew, react to the attack on Dave Chappelle at the Netflix Festival and Mark gets roasted by Bill Burr on a golf course while also embarrassing himself in front of Andrew Santino. Plus Mark's Met Gala review and 3 dudes finally solve the abortion debate.   Follow us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

It's time for an airing of grievances as Mark's lack of McDonald's and coffee turns into an all out war over Comedy Central fueled career jealousy, news paper betrayals and no look fist bumps. Every small time big time is uncovered and the boys figure out if they'll be able to work through it.   Plus is the new Batman good or does it suck? And the boys sneak into a Netflix party.   If therapy was fun and for the fellas, this is it.   Follow us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Pulling a clip from last week's PATREON EXCLUSIVE where the lads discuss Mark's obsession with protecting pooping girls, and the best invention we've ever made (the WACKADOO). Dear Shark Tank and Mark Cuban and Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk, hit our line.   Follow us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69 The Pier 69 podcast features Joey Avery, Dauood Naimyar, Mark Smalls and Andrew Orolfo on their journey from being Bay Area comics trying to be great to Los Angeles comics trying to see who can get the most Instagram followers. Past guests include Mark Normand, Jared Freid and Michael Jordan. Our favorite game to play is two truths and a lie. Instagrams: Joey Avery: www.instagram.com/joeyavery Dauood Naimyar: www.instagram.com/dauoodn Mark Smalls: www.instagram.com/mark_smalls Andrew Orolfo: www.instagram.com/andrew_orolfo  

The boys are back to react to TI getting boo'ed off stage at his comedy show at Barclay's Center (0:00 + 1:01:50) and dive into the sexual predations of famous men, seals and Seal. Joey brings everyone down by discussing the Jimmy Savile Netflix documentary and Mark fires everyone up with the Battle of Kruger. Dauood is into some weird stuff. Plus Finnish Hobby Horse Girls, Old Enough?, Mark vs a bag lady on the plane and should comics be self loathing?   Sorry audio fam- there are a ton of videos on this one plugged into the YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/PIER69   Follow us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69  

What do Billy the Big Mouth Bass, Connor McGregor, Khabib Nurmagomedov, Hasbulla, and the characters from the movie Lighthouse have in common? We find out on this episode. Along with how Mark racks up $4k in parking tickets per month, what Joey was doing in high society, and what Dauood thinks of the Great Mall of America. Follow us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Mark Smalls, Andrew Orolfo and Joey Avery give their reactions to the greatest Oscars of all time, Mark gets completed Will Smithed at a Vietnermese dinner, Andrew gets Chris Rocked at a sushi restaurant, and Joey's broken ankle almost finds it's way into a new entanglement. Join our Patreon: patreon.com/Pier69

Joey Breaks his foot, Mark found out his life isn't changing for the better, and Dauood learns about the spectrum. Plus we give our take on Kim K's recent comments. Andrew has reached his final form as a boba tea.     Follow us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Mark goes to a wedding, Joey puts together an all time strip club fail, and the boys discuss their future wedding plans. Plus we dissect a high school Tiktok video that went viral, share some dark stories from our high school days and spoil Euphoria.   We forgot to plug in the video and audio from the Tiktok we watched and we would link it here but it's high school drama and nobody needs to see that.   Follow us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PIER69   Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/PIER69

The boys solve the crisis in Ukraine while figuring out the perks of being rich in 3rd world countries.   Check out our Patreon for exclusive episodes and early episode drops: https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

The boys gather to discuss Mark's birthday, the Trucker protest, cancelling Matt Stafford's photographer, where Pete Davidson's penis will take him next and the world's next great swimmer.   Check out our Patreon for exclusive episodes and early episode drops: https://www.patreon.com/PIER69  

Mark Normand chats with Joey and Dauood during a weekend shows at the Sacramento Punchline to discuss COMEDY! as well as Chris Brown's recent allegations, drinking as a comedian, and a new phrase for being special. Check out our Patreon for exclusive episodes and early episode drops: https://www.patreon.com/PIER69 Check out Mark's comedy special Out to Lunch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDolN... Instagrams: Mark Normand: www.instagram.com/marknormand Joey Avery: www.instagram.com/joeyavery Dauood Naimyar: www.instagram.com/dauoodn Mark Smalls: www.instagram.com/mark_smalls Andrew Orolfo: www.instagram.com/andrew_orolfo  

Joey Avery, Dauood Naimyar, Mark Smalls and Andrew Orolfo are BACK from a long hiatus after hearing there's room in this world for podcasters who have said things they regret. They boys discuss Whoopi Goldberg and Joe Rogan, as well as Mark's couples therapy and pending need to enact vigilante justice on a WeHo bar.   BONUS episode available on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Joey gets a haircut, Mark gets an opportunity, Dauood gets a new microphone, and Andrew gets sad in some Filipino chat rooms. Plus the outrage surrounding Cuties, doctors refuse to draw blood, and we update WAP to something we can all experience... DAB.    www.patreon.com/pier69  

WOMAN YOU HAVE SOME 'SPLAININ TO DO. Mark comes back from his WAP retreat to divulge proof of mankind's greatest fear- "G Poppin". Also we find the one group that 2020 has been harder on that humans... boats. Plus Joey finally gets a W on his apartment and celebrates by barbecuing in the middle of a fire and Dauood teaches Mark how to make money on TikTok.   patreon.com/PIER69

The fallout from Joey's loss to a meth head continues, we try to speak to the manager of everything, and Mark squares off with John Pierpont Morgan Sr. himself. Plus Dauood teaches us that there's a COVID button for everything, and Joey comes up with his most ingenious idea yet which Andrew plans to steal.    patreon.com/PIER69 twitch.tv/Marksmallslive

The Pier 69 boys are deeply in need of a crack detective because Joe's Apartment is getting house hunted. Plus Ben Shapiro gets WAP'ed and some life tips on how to finesse and iso. Pour some lava (lamps) out for our first studio.    For video: twitch.tv/marksmallslive patreon.com/PIER69

Mark gets butt hurt from a couple gas station eclairs, Andrew tries to fix him with pseudo science and Joey becomes an expert in reality TV but gets exposed as a skateboarding POSER. Plus, ball surgery and whether to botox your man box.   patreon.com/PIER69

Dauood is late, Mark is spicy and Andrew just wants everyone's feelings to be taken into account. Plus is comedy decentralizing? Does Mark have the world's longest butthole? And a conversation around therapy and COVID related stresses and breakups. The world is like Mark's teeth: fragile.    patreon.com/Pier69 twitch.tv/marksmallslive

Trump praises Ghislaine, Kanye makes Dave Chappelle tell a joke, and we debate all the best ways to be a male Karen as Mark wages a $5 war with a golf course. Plus Joey discusses his crazy nieghbor, announces a game of Calcio Storic, and a debate breaks out about whether you should get snacks for next cucking event. We recommend a footlong.    Watch us live and on video: https://www.twitch.tv/marksmallslive www. patreon.com/PIER69  

Do you ever feel like your testosterone is too high and your confidence is off the charts? Chug some Beta Liter and simp out to the smooth airwaves of this podcast. We take it to Mark's newly populated Twitch stream to discuss Ivanka's beans, Nick Cannon's controversy, ANTIFA trying to police a Black man and which Mario Kart character is the Thiccest. Then we open it up to the chat for a Q + A and decide not to quit comedy.   Watch live: https://www.twitch.tv/marksmallslive www.patreon.com/Pier69  

Something happened this week at Mount Gushmore, in the Dakotas, thankfully far from those Australian Dunkaroos. Also, Joey's house gets burgled and he has a very Joey solution. Dauood gets cut out of our big (not big) break. And our progressive surfer Alt-Right character is what the world needs to heal myeeaaannnnnnn (deserve to be paid more).   https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Mark's lane opens up as Chris D'Elia vacates skinny bearded long hair white guy, Andrew deals with his new found kind of fame, China and India go to war and we discuss the racial merit of every mascot. Plus is J. Cole a marketing genius... and does Andrew Yang know the future?!   patreon.com/PIER69

Kaseem Bentley joins for what he is calling his final appearance on the show, watch as he tries to get us cancelled and maybe cancels himself. Also, we band together to cancel Don Lemon, fight our friend Vince, and reimagine Good Will Hunting.    https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

The Cññ panel convenes to discuss the police, the protests and the looting (but only because Mark made us because it's the only thing he wants to talk about). Also streetwear had a BIG week and Robert Downey Jr. is CANCELLED.    https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

We're starting a cult so this is a lot of back end organizing about who is doing what. Also a Nicholas Cage debate, Mark hates golf, Dauood becomes a stock guy and we figure out Joey's future tattoos. Also Andrew is about to be famous: https://www.instagram.com/p/CAtgBIIgr8_/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Join out Patreon for the video and extra episodes: https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

What has two thumbs and an incredibly in depth breakdown of Limp Bizkit, the Mighty Ducks Series, comedy at drive ins, rim j's, Dauood's shaved pits, underground gay book stores and might one day, with your help, scrape up enough money to have on a big time celebrity and thought leader? THIIIIIISSSSSS POOOODCASSSSTT GUYYYYYYY.    Full video and EXTRA episode from this week on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

LA Mark becomes YouTube Mark, Joey creates a video game AND WE BET YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO STOP YOURSELF FROM CUMMING and then we all engage in the great homeless riff of 2020.    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

We discuss our childhoods and how it maps onto our career paths and choices, forgetting, briefly, that Mark's mom was watching live because it's the only way she gets to see him. Shoutout to Michelle. Also Dauood goes hike dating, murder bees are killing mice, and the world is burning.    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Joey takes on the 3 act structure, Andrew expresses his love with sandwiches and Dauood doesn't trust LA Mark PLUS World Star's newest transracial phenom, Nuka Zeus.    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

This episode goes well with some day old Sauvy B and a full pint of yas cream. Mark moves to LA after one final showdown with the SF parking authority, Joey becomes a reality betch, Andrew gifts his identity to someone and Dauood notices a polar shift in American politics.    Video on the Patreon: www.patreon.com/PIER69