Puerto Ricans? Podcast

BACK FROM ANOTHER HIATUS! The guys are back to talk nonsense once again including life, the Yankees (ask Alejandro how's he doing), people doing extreme (and/or dumb) things, and what we've been watching, playing, and listening to during the last four months.

Han pasado casi 3 meses así que, como se pueden imaginar, este episodio fue pura comemierdería entre tres amigos. Sin intro, sin negocio, sin músico, just vibes por casi 2 horas.

In this episode, we talk about PSG's comedy against Real Madrid, the upcoming Formula 1 season, and food! Business of the week: La Cueva del Chicken Inn. Musician to check out: Demetrix.

The title is enough of a description. Business of the week: Jungle Bird. Musician to check out: Wesson Desir.

This week we talked about Rihanna's pregnancy, Avatar, Batman, and what we would do if we won a lot of money. Business of the week: none (oops!). Musician to check out: Demob Happy.

Alejandro has a very interesting strategy for what he would do if World War III broke out. Business of the week: the beach (we forgot but Carlos recommends Pokémon Legends: Arceus, lol). Musician to check out: Vory.

The guys are back to talk Spanish for a quick second, the NFL playoffs, snowboarding, and real estate. Business of the week: La Estatua de Juan Ponce de Leon (lol). Musician to check out: BOYO.

Hemos llegado al 2022 con un episodio nuevo! En este primer episodio del año, hablamos Queer Eye, carros robados y Spider-Man: No Way Home. Negocio de la semana: Sancho Cucina Italiana. Músico para escuchar: James Reid.

IN THE LAST EPISODE OF 2021, we discuss the best things this year had to offer (that we actually experienced or remembered lol). Business of the week year (according to Alejandro): Panoteca San Miguel. Musicians to check out: glaive and ericdoa.

A week late, but here is an episode about stuff (it's been 2 weeks, I can't remember what we talked about for God's sake). Business of the week: Papa Rube Brewing Co. Musician to check out: Jake Wesley Rogers.

It's episode 69, nothing else needs to be said except, NICE. Business of the week: Dulcesalado. Musician to check out: Mannequin Pussy.

Cuentos de Nuevayol, camping y todo tipo de otras cosas. Negocio de la semana: Mambas Shack. Artista pa escuchar: bLAck pARty.

Probably would've been funnier posting this on a Sunday. Businesses of the week: Flagrant Magazine and Cacio e Pepe. Musician to check out: Fickle Friends.

It's the Halloween episode! (that came out Nov 1st lol). Business of the week: Baloncesto Superior Nacional. Musician to check out: 808vic.

One of us knew who Michael Keaton was and which Batman movies he was in. One of us knew who Michael Keaton was but forgot one of the Batman movies he was in. One of us didn't even know who Michael Keaton was. Chaos ensued. Business of the week: It's Girl Time. Musician to check out: Zack Fox.

We've all misplaced our car, right? Business of the week: J's Burgers. Musician to check out: Paris Texas.

The guys welcome back Alejandro after a rough last episode and he introduces a new segment. Business of the week: Los Guapos. Musician to check out: Jordan Hawkins.

The boys went to battle against the odds of a power outtage in PR and they lost one of the hosts. But being the strong spirited hosts they are, the continued the episode in heroic fashion. Business of the week: F*ck Luma. Musician to check out: Lalah.

Business of the week: Peko Peko. Musician to check out: Indigo de Souza.

In this episode, Carlos talks about his experience of going to six flags on the 20th anniversary of 9/11. Adrian talks about his own experience with a misogynist paper for a master's class and a theme park bathroom story. Don't forget about our famous tangents, always present on an episode. Business of the week: Royalist Apparel. Musician to check out: Topaz Jones.

THE BOYS ARE BACK FOR ANOTHER SEASON! In a long episode back, they talk Adrian's move to Utah, Carlos's close calls with two hurricanes, and all types of nonsense essential to this podcast. Business of the week: Finca De Rústica. Musician to check out: Amaarae.

The boys start it off with a discussion on the Milwaukee Bucks championship and NBA Super Teams. Debate on the better Chain Restaurants and make small rants on the different gripes they have about them. Splurging on food when you have a job and splurging on food when you don't. Also, Adrian and Alejandro get into it on a Formula One crash. Business of the week: Casa Vieja. Musician to check out: Emma Rena.

The guys talk about Spirited away and other childhood movies, especially the ones that made them cry. They also picked up Fast and Furious again and go in on Tokyo Drift reminiscing on how bad “highschool student" casting was earlier in the 2000's. Business of the week: La Nachera. Musician to check out: Nick Rose.

On this episode of the podcast, Adrian talks about his Puerto Rican adventure, Alejandro rants about the shortage of new Mustang GTs on the island, they think about Puerto Rico if Italians conquered it, Carlos speaks of his latest injury and they discuss the importance of family through the best Fast and Furious films. Business of the week: Panoteca San Miguel. Musicians to check out: Porridge Radio and Nation of Language.

Dos episodios en español tan cerca uno al otro porque nos importa tres carajos! Esta vez, estamos hablando de black holes, el espacio, interpretaciones diferentes, los extraterrestres y mucho más en unos de los episodios más existencialistas del podcast. Negocio de la semana: La Jibarita. Música para escuchar: Su Lee.

EVERY HOST ON THIS PODCAST IS NOW OFFICIALLY A COLLEGE GRADUATE. Join the guys this week as they now have more intellectually refined conversations about *checks notes* parties, Formula 1, Kesha, the Spy Kids movies, the NBA, eating in cars, and much more. Business of the week: Dipea Wings. Musician to check out: Donte Thomas.

How would your friends react if you sent them your nudes? The guys set out on that journey after Alejandro recounts a story. They also talk attention seekers, tight clothes, basketball, and Puerto Ricans in the US. Businesses of the week: Bodega Vasca and Cien Vinos. Musician to check out: Katori Walker.

¡Español tío, que hostia! Esta semana, estos cabrones hablaron de lugares de comer, estar fuera de forma, chistes de novio y música de breakup. Business of the week: Mangia Mi. Musician to check out: whiterosemoxie.

Alejandro and Adrian continue their ventures into podcasting in the same room only to fail miserably. Then, they talk about high school teachers, their younger selves, chemistry, and weird first times. Business of the week: Confessions of a [Former] Fangirl Podcast. Musician to check out: Ravyn Lenae.

HERE IT IS, WE'VE REACHED 50 EPISODES ON THIS, THE 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE PODCAST. We present to you a carefully and meticulously planned spectacular that brings content the likes you've never heard or seen before*. THANK YOU TO EVERYBODY WHO HAS EVER LISTENED. HERE'S TO 50 MORE! Business of the week: Terminal 34 PR. Musician to check out: Albert Hammond Jr. *As usual, we did not plan shit so content is actually representative of a typical episode with almost no new things or thought-out bits and you should expect the normal amount of nonsense.

*thick New York Italian accent* Hey! Let the Gooch take care of it, come on. After imitating an Italian named the Gooch for five minutes, the guys talked sports and sports commentating, bringing broken tech back to life, and their love-hate relationships with birds. Business of the week: What You Want Rugs. Musician to check out: blackwave.

DONATE TO PALESTINE: Palestine Children's Relief Fund; United Nations Relief and Works Agency No, this is not a mid-2000s pop-punk album, it is just another episode. This week the guys talked about long shower concerts, music and J Cole's new album, an unfortunate incident, and indecent public activities. Business of the week: Cerveceria Takabru. Musician to check out: Guapdad 4000.

This is not an episode for the faint of heart. This week, the guys talk childbirth, bloody and nasty experiences, finding gems at department stores, and what not to flex. Business of the week: Todas. Musician to check out: Love Mansuy.

A true masterclass (available for free) of nonsense, brought to you by three Puerto Ricans who clearly don't know what the hell they're doing. Business of the week: Costa Tropical Frappé. Musician to check out: Bellah.

*epic mortal kombat dude voice* MORNING KOMBAT!!! This week, the guys talked Mortal Kombat, morning schedules, weird landmarks, and the absurd number of towns in Puerto Rico. Business of the week: En La Casa PR. Musician to check out: Adeline.

In this episode, the guys talk about unusual trash found in the great outdoors, sports commentators, getting punched, and misogyny. Business of the week: The Onion LAB. Musician to check out: Terry Presume.

From bad connections to unbearable lip smacks and heavy breathing and even a late video to accompany it, this episode lives up to its name. It is truly a masterpiece of trash podcasting and absolute bullshit. Enjoy this beautiful accident. Business of the week: Cavernas de Camuy. Musician to check out: Marlon Craft.

Grabado el dia de la Resurrección de Cristo, tres hombres hablaron sobre la Biblia, amos de casa, efectos de la vacuna y cómo crear el f*ckboi perfecto en el mundo de Covid. Streamer de la semana: PlayerTwoPressStart. Música para escuchar: MANILA GREY.

This week, the boys were shocked by some schools' student body sizes, found out about famous pornstar alumni, and discussed some drunk stories. Business of the week: Pa'l Pita. Musician to check out: Noga Erez.

This week, the guys talked about trashy tourists, Axe Body Spray, calves, Superman, and cheating. Also, just stop coming to Puerto Rico during a pandemic. Streamer of the week: Critket98. Musician to checkout: AG Club.

This Saturday, porn, the royal family, Instagram nipples, fighting, ICarly, and no clickbait whatsoever. The boys tackle it all on your favorite podcast. Business of the week: El Horno de Pane. Musician to check out: Phony Ppl.

This week, the guys talked about weird laughs, Bad Bunny and Bruno Mars, lip balms, potential road trips, and equality. Business of the week: The Brass Cactus. Musician to check out: Meet Me @ The Altar.

This week, the guys talked YouTuber drama, war crimes, unpaid internships, sitcoms in real life, and how Zac Efron's eyes are the dreamiest. DONATE: Proyecto Metamorfosis PR. ATH Movil: ProyectoMetamorfosisPR (Bajo Donaciones a Fundaciones); Cashapp: $ProyectoMetamorfosis. Musician of the week: MAVI.

The guys consulted the old testament to talk about facial hair, chicken wings, underwear, extraterrestres, and cats vs dogs. Business of the week: El Nido. Musician to check out: Conociendo Rusia.

TEXAS WEATHER CRISIS ASSISTANCE: If you want to help click here and look for the donate section. The boys reminisce about Valentine's Day and then Navia defends his babies, Star Wars and the Snyder Cut. Adrian continues to be down bad (not really). Business of the week: Delicious Strawberry. Musicians to check out: Black Pumas and Kiana Ledé.

Siéntate a escuchar estos pendejos empezando a hablar de Attack on Titan y el voceteo para solo pichear y hablar de cumpleaños, mensajes lindos y siendo carismático. Negocio de la semana: Buffalo Wings. Músico pa escuchar: Bandalos Chinos.

Navia thinks a certain jail is a luxurious mansion that's paid by his taxes and he's pissed about it (shocker). In other news, stonks, boats, and bad shits. Musicians to check out: MaryOla and Chris Patrick.

This week, the guys talk Ted Cruz's simping, PAPA, Super Bowls, and old YouTube. Business of the week: Barras Jabón Artesanal. Musician to check out: MICHELLE.

THE BOYS ARE BACK!!! The boys return to talk about how calm the holidays went (absolutely no coups were attempted), funny basketball stories, and how they're built different. Business of the week: Zurc Bräuhaus Craft Beers. Musician to check out: Caroline Rose.

For the final episode of 2020, the guys discuss their lord and champion, Jesus Christ. They also show their appreciation for programmers and those suffering at the hands of calculus. Business of the week: La Preñá. Musician to check out: Unusual Demont.

Como nadie lo pidió, hicimos un episodio completamente en español. Pa los que hablen español, duro, pa los que no, pues no van a saber que carajo esto dice (mala tuya). Además de eso, pobre Carlos. Negocio de la semana: Papelon Con Limón. Músico pa escuchar: Enyel C.