Salt Mine Radio

It's not a new episode, nobody get excited. Instead, we present an unaired episode recovered from the depths of December 2016. Listener beware! The Hitman gameplay Gage references: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCM9dDfDgBM

We're hard at work on a horror short film that's been consuming our weekends, hence no podcasts for the last few weeks. Here's a quick update/talk about anything and everything, to prove that we're still alive! Send your emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com, which we will then pillage for goof ideas.

This week we struggle to survive scurvy, talk about our top 5 "desert island" songs, the Mega Powers Unite, momokun, Gage's Film Tips, new projects, the F-35, and dozens of other topics. No Salty Scares this week, we hope this double-length episode makes up for it! Send your emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com - the topic this week is guilty pleasures, but if you have desert island songs send those in too. Thanks for listening.

We've got to pay the oxygen bill and YOU can help! Call the Salt Mine Telethon now! We talk about the lack of good role models, Jay Dilla's "Donuts" and have another movie round-up. Stay tuned till the end for episode 2 of Salt Mine Radio Theatre...

The Salt Mine Radio crew returns, freshly produced and tighter than ever, and we're having a jamboree to celebrate! Stay tuned until the end for "Salty Scares Theatre," a new serialized radio drama. Send your emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com

Layne & Sam talk Battlefield 5, Gage gets kink shamed, and Ham Solo: A Ham Solo Story is briefly discussed. Stay tuned for updates about the future of Salt Mine Radio! Send your emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com.

Gage has been locked outside the outhouse for undisclosed reasons, but Sam and Layne soldier on with a little help from their scientist friend, Johnny. We cover teacher strikes, music recommendations, Shark Boy & Lava Girl 3D, and the underappreciated, extremely dangerous dynamic between Keith Emerson and his flying piano. Send your emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com.

Layne goes on a few mini rants and almost gets screwed out of a choice job in the service of the Lord, Gage takes to OK Cupid in his continuing quest for love, and Sam reads the most pressing questions from Yahoo Answers! Send your emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com.

Gage trains his brain to write scripts in his sleep, Layne tears into Disney once again for their whitewashing of Pirates of the Caribbean, and Sam puts his phone on Do Not Disturb. Send your emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com.

The Salt Mine Crew's got two tickets to the Salt Mine Cruise! But which one should Sam take, and which one should he leave behind? While we debate that, we discuss Layne's IQ, new movies, Gage's self improvement, and there's quite a bit of random word generation as well as a new round of Armchair Executives. Send your emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com.

Gage mind melds with Layne and Sam to determine if a get together he went on was a date, Sam quizzes the group on whether song snippets are mashups or not, and Layne discusses a classic Christian book series. We also discuss songs we love from artists we hate -- and the Heinrich saga comes to a bloody end. Send your emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com. Songs mentioned in this episode (spoilers for the mashup game below): https://gibberishmass.bandcamp.com/track/iii-life-the-biggest-revolution-hiiipower https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tolm-07if3c https://smija.bandcamp.com/track/beth-pompeii-rest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxqs47g14to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2Hj8_2D-jo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcsfftwLUf0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBQXKt8Aiyw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofmzX1nI7SE https://kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track/absolute-territory  

Three clones, two hunts, one mysterious benefactor and zero segments: Salt Mine Radio's search for Heinrich Straus' true identity leads them to the strangest corners of the internet, as Layne's cloning program gets out of control. Send your emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com.

Layne discusses his "New Year, New Me" initiative as well as movie review app reviews that leave him livid, Gage seeks validation on his Twitter brand and non-psychopathic tendencies. Sam may or may not be doing an accent. The gang receives an email from Heinrich Straus that takes things up a notch. Brought to you by Whataburger.

We take on our mysterious Austrian benefactor's latest challenge and Layne reveals his villainous origins. We recap 2017 and talk about probably a dozen different things with little relation to each other, including hitchhiker stories, ignoring strangers, our dreams (and nightmares) and the friends we made along the way. Send your emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com Link to This Hammer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viSwtEoZNR4

We're back! Gage checks our email and takes us to the weird side of the internet with its many Mads Mikkelson videos, Sam tests the gang on real or fake headlines, and Layne scores an interview with Momokun herself! Send your emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com.

We briefly discuss film set horror stories, Battlefront 2, what's up with the Rock's shirt, Moses, Call of Duty World War 2, Hollywood sexual harassment, and more. Everyone has segments this week too! Sam updates the gang on authentic Italian pasta rules, Gage Gets Lit (Vol. 2) & drops a hot single about fiscal responsibility, and Layne quizzes us on everyone's favorite Christian radio drama, Adventures in Odyssey. Send your emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com. 21 Savage - Bank Account Instrumental Remake by TDSKProduction.

Gage apologizes for a night out that shall henceforth remain shrouded in mystery, and quizzes the gang on movie scripts. Layne hosts a discussion about video games we'd like to see made into movies. Sam reads from a notebook of short stories he wrote when he was 7. We reminisce about early creative projects from when we were kids. Send your emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com

The guys discuss gamergate, harassment allegations against powerful media figures, reviving dead musicians with ghoulish consequences, how nobody actually likes the Goonies or E.T. and we put a new twist on an old favorite: Armchair Executives, World Championship Competition Versus Mode Tournament 2K17! Send your emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com. Unless it's spam.

We've got segments! It's a short but sweet one this week with songs, scripts, and the Second Annual Halloween Blood Bowl. Will Gage go home empty handed again or say "what's my name" until he gets his way?  Send your emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com.

Gage, Layne, and Sam celebrate 1 year of salty goodness with an all new Reel or Gage, "What the Hell Were We Talking About," and a half hearted attempt at a web comic. There's some other good stuff in this episode too. Send your emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com.

It's a low energy podcast this week but we swear it's because we're ramping up to something big for our 1 year anniversary! We talk about cliques, how to make sports more interesting, the Crusades, and a bunch of other stuff. Send your emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com.

Layne tests the gang's skills with Real or Fake: Anime Edition, Gage covers the controversy, stupidity, and money making schemes surrounding a rally that was recently held by the president, and Sam discusses the disappointing state of pop music that has lead to Taylor Swift's new single. Also, we are being hunted. Or are we? Send your emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com

Layne is put in the unenviable position of hosting the podcast when Gage decides to phone it in. It's an episode chock full of content, with a brand new Gilligan's Island true-or-false game, Gage's Defenders Review, and reminiscences of high school punishment. Send your emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com.

Gage sets up a Tinder profile, Layne slanders Princess Di, and Sam reads from the 2001 Clear Channel Memo. We also discuss the disappointing state of the Rick & Morty fandom, Jeffrey Dahmer, Scholastic Book Fairs, and our upcoming film "Dangerous Days." Send your emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com.

With Layne in the corner taking an old man nap, Gage and Sam brainstorm the plot for their new 5 minute movie. Debate ensues regarding the merits of The Beatles, Blade Runner, The Office (UK vs US) and, of course, Weezer. Gage eagerly awaits the Punisher trailer.  Send your emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com.

Gage and Layne run a duo-show this week after Sam gets selected for a deep drilling operation.   This week it's Comic-Con Trailers, Cynical Adults, Dream Daddy, and Momokun cosplay.    Send your emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com

It's a weird one this week, with the gang sharing our best throw-up stories, talking shop, and workplace wheelin' and dealin.' Send your emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com.

Layne shuts down the VR machine for good this time and fills us in on his exploits at Anime Expo. We discuss scripts, upcoming projects and play another round of Armchair Executives. Send your emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com.

After a tragic VR accident the crew of Salt Mine Radio is down a man.    We decompress after our big trip to Terminus Film Festival in Atlanta and then read an email. send emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com

We enter the wonderful world of VR technology so that we can travel to the south, but first we must record a podcast.   This week it's fixing movies(kind of), pirates, and we continue to be hollywood visionaries.   Send emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com

The salt mine runs deadly short of goof material but it's ok because scripts might be getting done. Hurry up and listen before we take another month long break.   send your emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com so we can fix them

It's episode 24 and WE'RE BACK from a month long hiatus. The good news is we're worse than we ever were! ENJOY!

This week there is a deafening lack of excitement in the Salt Mine, could be that big things are coming in the future... or that we're lazy. This week it's Kinks, Egotistical Mistakes, and we Assemble the MECHA ACE!

After recording and erasing a lackluster episode, the crew decides to just keep going with emails from a mysterious man with a lot of questions. This week we talk about Life, the new Gorillaz album, how God has blighted Gage this week, and chapter 5 of MECHA ACE   Send Emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com  

Stricken with a deadly dose of laziness the crew of Salt Mine Radio concocts a plot to ensure their three day weekend never ends.  This week we learn the business of improv, take a trip to Skull Island, and Part 5 of MECHA ACE.   Send Emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com

It's been 20 episodes since we first set out to broadcast from the Salt Mine. Thanks for joining us for our celebration.  The crew of Salt Mine Radio is forced to clean the sewers on the day of their big party. This week it's Gage's Opinion, Guess The Musician, Part 4 of Mecha Ace, and finally Blood Bowl 3 makes it's way into the arena. 

A focus group session leaves the group hopeful that they can work out the kinks in the show and make it more marketable. This week it's Neogaf, The word "like", and the third installment of MECHA ACE.

The crew of Salt Mine Radio decides to embrace the month of love by creating dating profiles. This week it's illiteracy, John Wick, and Part 2 of MECHA ACE!   Send emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com

An act of charity goes wrong when no one wants to pick up the slack.   This week it's Super Powers, animal powers, text adventures, and our own shows.   Send emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com

Rather than quit while they're behind the crew of Salt Mine Radio decides to create a Pirate Concept Album. This week it's Furry Spiderman, Nintendo Switch, and adult illiteracy.    Send Emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com

Gage and Layne put their heads together in order to solve a mystery presented by Sam.  This week Salt Mine Radio becomes Serial Killers, Judge Waifus, and one of us is surely a pedophile.   Send Emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com  

The only two remaining members of Salt Mine Radio must soldier on after the death of Layne.    We try a new format this week and introduce Robo-Layne 5000. Such topics as Gay Tracer, The Emoji movie, the college scam, and some actual scams are covered.

The 4th quarter employee forum is about to get shook up.   This week it's Disney, Social Snake Oil, A Rock Afire Explosion, and our end of the year awards.   Send emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com 

Gage gets transferred to Big Al's Nuclear silo and has to say his goodbyes.   This week it's Rick Astley, Moana, and Lyrics you may be misinterpreting. We finally get that Salty Expanded Universe off the ground and discuss expanded movie universes in general.  

Revenge has been burning deep inside but this year the Turkey is cooked. Layne plots his assassination of Big Al for a decades old beef. On the show this week we discuss Paul Bunyan vs. Cthulhu, 21 Pilots, Nintendo, and the search for a decent Thanksgiving Movie.

When an emergency preparedness drill blindsides the crew of Salt Mine Radio they must race against time before Big Al finds out they ate all the rations.   This week it's Bill & Ted vs. Wayne's World, replacing characters, and facing our mortality with Star Wars movies. We made a movie this week and tell you all about it.   Links: DIY Squibs: http://www.refocusedmedia.com/how-to-make-diy-squibs/ Hulk Hogan fish out of water movies: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107612/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_95 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103003/?ref_=nv_sr_1 Outgunned Screenplay: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B0vgsLnOo-AxeS1BVnU0Z1RwU2s  

The Halloween burnout has hit and Al has torn down all the decorations. It's up to the crew of the Salt Mine Radio podcast to save the last hours of Spooktober. Can they do it? Are these stories getting worse every week?   This week it's a good goddamn mess with Batman, Jesus, Randy Pitchford, Manna from Heaven, and a C.H.U.D. themed Haunted House. The Blood Bowl returns and the jealousy has never been stronger.

It's been two weeks of Mummy shenanigans but that is about to come to the end thanks to the help of a nifty book. This week we get our glory stolen although we did it first, we read some spooky books, decide the old horror movies are best, and finally we talk about the scariest thing we've seen online.   Send Emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com

This is the only thing that was left when our research team investigated The Mummy outbreak in Big Al's Salt Mine. Unfortunately the audio quality is quite poor. We determined it was incompetence on the part of the people recording the file rather than damage that occurred during the outbreak. We are still unable to locate the Salt Mine Radio workmen. We believe they would have wanted this here. A note find inside the envelope we discovered this audio in reads as follows:   "The audio is too poor to upload. We must never release this. It shall henceforth be referred to as "The Lost Episode". It is to remain hidden forever. In the off chance we die please upload it. We can get mad pity points for this once we're dead. No matter how bad it is we can get away with it. In such a case here is the description we would like: This week it's Christmas in September, a trick by Big Al to boost morale. Layne Kickstarts a big ole turd, Gage gets lit, and we get serious about social media. Salt Mine Radio discusses the summer movie season and just how bad it was. I'm not afraid... not afraid."   May they rest in peace. Sorry for the poor audio.

It's Spooktober in the Salt Mine and Layne stumbles across the long lost treasure of The Sierra Mummy but the consequences for his discovery could put him in a tomb. This week we must read the back of that record, Lost Boys is the gayest movie ever, Gage presents his cultural report on Japan and finally we explore some unsolved mysteries. We think we are really funny by the way.

On Layne's 66th birthday Al decides it's time for him to "Retire". This week we find the samples, Have our expectations dashed, finally talk about Anime, and discuss the early access game that is sweeping the Salt Mine.   Send your emails to saltmineradio@gmail.com Check out Blame The Budget: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL49sDRSOtXuocd7lC7KMjj0OPpqz3_Q8L