Semiautomagic, Inc - EVERYTHING

A school visit to the museum goes terribly awry, we discuss Percy's role in the invasion of Iraq, and learn UP TO THREE new words or your mattress is free! All this and more in our field trip through The Lightning Thief, Chapter 1: I Accidentally Vaporize My Pre-Algebra Teacher!The Jackson Two are William Mills and Casey Hills, who rhyme but are not relation. Editing and production is also by Casey.Our intro music is Good Evening Loop, and our outro is Weekender, both by Serge Quadrado.Find us on Twitter @The_Jackson_Two, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes and exclusive preshows!

Hello! Welcome to Ikea-Eh, the number-one employer in Spencer's Folly and the most responsible custodians of that power and influence a sweet li'l town like this one could ever afford! Come take our factory tour, we got boxes for boxes! We got local government on our payroll! We got one way overmanaged guy called Tad I think! Ikea-Eh: We're not sure this is how it's spelled either!Peculiar Objects Season 3 is run by Anthony Moore and played by Nigel Collins and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!Remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!

Oddie finds himself in DAMEGER as a new angle to the mystery of temporally-displaced citizens reveals itself, and Kitt overcomes his greatest challenge yet: his partner's handwriting. Oh also there's something about a monstro that's haunted the nightmares of Spencer's Folly for decades revealing itself and making a play. for our heroes' sweet, Pibb-filled boy-guts, I GUESS, IF THAT'S YOUR THING.Peculiar Objects Season 3 is run by Anthony Moore and played by Nigel Collins and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!Remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!

Thony and Casey decided to watch every episode of Hey Arnold! and make a podcast about it.These are their sleepover stories.The Gerald Field Report is created by Thony Moore and Casey Hills. Like all of our shows it can be found at semiautomagicinc.com and at @TheGFReport.

Thony and Casey decided to watch every episode of Hey Arnold! and make a podcast about it.These are their underground railroad stories.The Gerald Field Report is created by Thony Moore and Casey Hills. Like all of our shows it can be found at semiautomagicinc.com and at @TheGFReport.

Thony and Casey decided to watch every episode of Hey Arnold! and at least one episode of Rugrats and make a podcast about it.These are their holiday stories.The Gerald Field Report is created by Thony Moore and Casey Hills. Like all of our shows it can be found at semiautomagicinc.com and at @TheGFReport.

Thony and Casey decided to watch every episode of Hey Arnold! and make a podcast about it.These are their jellybean-factory-inheritance stories.The Gerald Field Report is created by Thony Moore and Casey Hills. Like all of our shows it can be found at semiautomagicinc.com and at @TheGFReport.

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony Moore and played by Nigel Collins and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

This is the end.Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "The Dream Police" Moore and played by Nigel "The Third Frog Brother" Collins and Casey "Scra-Aps" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

Having snatched victory from the SQUAMOUS TENDRILS of defeat, Kitt and Oddie find themselves back in Spencer's Folly, where everything is 100% as it seems! For reals! It's the town motto! YOU CAN'T MAKE A LIE YOUR TOWN MOTTO, JUST ASK HARDBROOK, MONTANA, "WHERE GORDON LIGHTFOOT LIVES YEAR-ROUND OF HIS OWN FREE WILL".WHO is the man calling himself the Marshall, and why is he such a DICK?WHY WOULDN'T Oddie and Kitt partake of some cherry phosphates, their customary Sunday beverages from the Four Corners Druggist & Sundries?And most of all, WHERE THE HELL IS THEIR DOG?The answers to some of these and more this week on Peculiar Objects!Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "A POSSIBLE Murderer" Moore and played by Nigel "A Real Sad Raspberry" Collins and Casey "The Gooening" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY BEGINS.CAN Oddie teach a small ghost girl how to KICK ASS before it's too late, without so much as the AID OF A TRAINING MONTAGE?WILL Delia Spencer accept her own death and become a POLTERGEIST FOR JUSTICE, or just some kinda TINY WHINY SHADE?And HOW can two small children and a dog fend off THE THING FROM THE HEART OF THE PLUTONIC TIMBER long enough for Kitt to complete THE ANCIENT RITE OF PRISENCOLINENSINAINCIUSOL?Find out IF YOU DARE this week on Peculiar Objects!Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Quakesplaining" Moore and played by Nigel "A Treestar In The Wind" Collins and Casey "St. Elmo's Fire Extinguisher" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

WELL WE'RE TFP, AND WE'RE BACK FROM THE DEAD to tell you what's been up with us and also read you An Poime! Also, Nick finally admits the Joker was right, the true source of all bad jokes is discovered and we learn about Casey's shocking ties to a dinosaur nobody's ever friggin' heard of!The Final Podblem is cohosted by Nicholas Cohen and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, follow our twitter @TheFinalPodblem, email us at TheFinalPodblem@gmail.com and find our Patreon at patreon.com/semiautomagic, where you can become a patron to support the show, get early episodes and exclusive content!

Oddie, Kitt and their wee little dead girl go traipsing through an eldritch arbor!Thrill as Kitt struggles to hold a team together, which is hard when one of your team members IS A GHOST, because, y'know, the ectoplasm.Chill as Oddie is just shockingly unkind to the Tiniest Specter with almost no provocation, COME ON ODDIE, just because she's dead doesn't mean good manners are!Spill as you weren't careful enough with your PIPING HOT SOUP! Watch where you're soupin', knucklehead!Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Solid Woodsmanship" Moore and played by Nigel "For A Good Time, Call The Principle's Mom" Collins and Casey "It's Ghost O'Clock" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

THE VOYAGE INTO THE GLISTENING, KEENING HEART OF THE PLUTONIC TIMBER BEGINS.HOW will Kitt transverse the Ætheric Coral and rescue his deputy from the lurking menace within?DID Oddie's Reagan-era public school education cover GHOST ETIQUETTE?And WHAT, on EARTH OR ELSEWHERE, could possibly induce Katt to BETRAY HIS MASTER AND BEST FRIEND?Find out this week on this friggin' thing, you know the one!Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Rover Chauffer" Moore and played by Nigel "Everybody Has Feet" Collins and Casey "*Tips Hat* Ghost Ma'am" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

Content Warning: There is a brief, cartoonish shotgun kaboom in an obvious joke set-up in this episode. No hosts were harmed.Thony and Casey decided to watch every episode of Hey Arnold! and make a podcast about it.These are their spy stories and love stories.The Gerald Field Report is created by Thony Moore and Casey Hills. Like all of our shows it can be found at semiautomagicinc.com and at @TheGFReport.

ODDIE'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON, and by 'it' we mean A POSITION OF POWER IN A SINISTER, CLANDESTINE BAKE-SALE CULT.HOW can Kitt find his deputy and defeat the PTA without attracting the attention of Social Services and her glaunch of well-meaning KITTNAPPERS?WHAT exactly is it that calls to Oddie from the depths of the forest, and can he resist its fatal song before the Plutonic Timber claims him ONCE AND FOR ALL?And WHY do the good cartoons ONLY come on RIGHT when you have to go SAVE THE FRIGGIN' TOWN from POWER-MAD SOCCER MOMS?Come grab a handful of Beggin' Strips and find out this week on Peculiar Objects!The spookumtune that lures wee children to their arboreal dooms is "Death's Lament" by Cierra Gooden!Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Action Translation Montage" Moore and played by Nigel "Vitamin B.A. Baracus" Collins and Casey "Sippin' My Sanka" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

***CONTENT WARNING FOR CHILD HOMELESSNESS***With the one true Marshal of Spencer's Folly KITTNAPPED BY SOCIAL SERVICES, it's up to Oddie and Katt to rescue him from the clutches of WELL-MEANING SERVANTS OF AN INHERENTLY BROKEN SYSTEM.CAN Deputy and Dog extricate their best pal and master from the most secure Econoline a government travel per diem can afford before Kitt is lost in the system LIKE SO MANY STOOP KIDS?HOW can the boys ever be safe in their town again, knowing now that the PTA and the Children of the Black Sign are ONE AND THE SAME?And WHAT does Thony have against flatsnacks, which EVERYONE KNOWS are the most space-efficient comestible for the peckish lawman on the go? THERE'S JUST ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, CITIZENS!Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Dog of Kings, King of Dogs" Moore and played by Nigel "What A Deputy Does" Collins and Casey "100% What's Supposed To Be Happening" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

At LONG LAST, the showdown with the PTA is at hand!HOW will Oddie and Kitt convince the most powerful people in town to take the threat lurking in the heart of the Plutonic Timber seriously?WHO is the President of the PTA, and what stake do they have in KEEPING OUR FAVORITE BOY-SLEUTHS SILENT?And WHAT do these AGENTS FROM A VAGUE, YET MENACING GOVERNMENT AGENCY want with Kitt Russell, JUNIOR LAWMAN?The answers to these and also a recipe for homemade Cinnamon Toast Crunch coffee creamer await within!Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "The Cinnamon Toastvinci Code" Moore and played by Nigel "I Don't Need This Cryptic Crap" Collins and Casey "Kombucha, If I May" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

HOW does the PTA exert such an iron grip over the sleepy hamlet of Spencer’s Folly without so much as breaking a pressed-on nail?WHY does everyone in town seem to think it would be best for all involved if the search for wee missing Carly Figueroa were abandoned?WHAT DO a Marshall, Deputy and Dogputy need for breakfast to start their mornings right, AND WHY CAN THEY ONLY HAVE IT WHEN THE BEES ARE ASLEEP?The answers to these and more with a LITTLE UNEXPECTED HELP from the Mean Girls Wiki, this week on Peculiar Objects, sponsored this episode by Dick Van Patten's Hobo Chili For Dogs!Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Two Boxes Of Plot Donuts" Moore and played by Nigel "The Daredevil's Way" Collins and Casey "Strudel Spit-Take" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

Filled with chicken and investigative spirit, Oddie and Kitt set off to confront the true power holding Spencer's Folly in its manicured grasp: The PTA.CAN your favorite boy sleuths stand up to the most influential organization in town, ONE EVEN MORE POWERFUL THAN THE ONE THAT HAS A COOL CLUBHOUSE WITH CHICKEN AND BILLIARDS?WHAT is the connection between the Parental Township Authority and the children that vanish from town with EVER-INCREASING FREQUENCY?WILL Oddie's Golden Girls-themed poems make the finals in the school paper's submission contest, AND THAT LUNCH WITH ESTELLE GETTY AND BURT REYNOLDS FINALLY BE HIS?All this and a special celebrity guest stops by to give us home maintenance tips, this week on Peculiar Objects!Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Why Did It Have To Be Dinosaurs" Moore and played by Nigel "Sic Semper Tasty" Collins and Casey "Only Found Three Potential Episode Titles This Week" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

The day has come! All of this NONSENSE with Oddie and Kitt pays off AT LAST, and we meet the TRUE HERO of our tale: JEFF WHO WORKS AT THE VIDEO STORE.We know, FINALLY, right?WHO are the true powers that rule over Spencer's Folly? WHAT really happened that night on Moosewood Boulevard? And HOW MUCH is the late fee going to be if Oddie doesn't return Free Fail Points before noon on the due date? THE ANSWERS TO SOME OF THESE and also Oddie crafts a gift from his father into a weapon that would CERTAINLY get him pulled out of line by the TSA on this week's episode!Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Thanks, Patriarchy" Moore and played by Nigel "Book Fulla Gobbledygook" Collins and Casey "Water-Based Rivers, Water-Based Worlds" Hills, who also edits and produces it, and this episode we're joined by Max "The Four Corners of Spook Central" Matta! Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

Thony and Casey decided to watch every episode of Hey Arnold! and make a podcast about it.These are their campfire stories.The Gerald Field Report is created by Thony Moore and Casey Hills. Like all of our shows it can be found at semiautomagicinc.com and at @TheGFReport.

This episode is dedicated to the memory of Nick's Nana. She was the best.Holmes and Watson are called upon to see why a dude is acting so weird! Quit being weird, guy! Also there's a VERY GOOD DOG and TWO HORSES THAT ARE BROTHERS and, as if you hadn't guessed yet, A MUMMY. We didn't even make any of those up!We also comparison-shop possibly regional sandwich chains, plan to take drugs for the amusement of others and create some friggin' ambiance up in here.Free text of this week's story: https://www.dfw-sherlock.org/uploads/3/7/3/8/37380505/1927_april_the_adventure_of_shoscombe_old_place.pdfFree audio of this week's story: https://librivox.org/the-memoirs-of-sherlock-holmes-by-sir-arthur-conan-doyle-2/The Final Podblem is cohosted by Nicholas "Cage The Tomato Plant" Cohen and Casey "Anglin' Anglicans" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, follow our twitter @TheFinalPodblem, email us at TheFinalPodblem@gmail.com and find our Patreon at patreon.com/semiautomagic, where you can become a patron to support the show, get early episodes and exclusive content!

Join Oddie as he embarks on one of the most important nights of any young man's life: when he brings his Marshal to dinner to meet his father. AS IS SO OFTEN THE CASE, it goes poorly but MUCH IS LEARNED regarding the LOCAL SPOOKLEPATION and ELDRITCH NONSENSE that lies at the heart of the Benevolent Order of Beaters. Also the line between fatherly protectiveness and PHYSICAL ASSAULT OF A MINOR is blurred even further than the 80's standard, an UNUSUALLY HIGH number of firings occur even for this show, and Oddie participates in a little good old-fashion GRAND THEFT CHICKEN.This episode only, the first ten listeners will be entered into a drawing for a Genuine Imitation Evel Knievel action figure!Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Dam Zero, Damn Straight" Moore and played by Nigel "The Sexy Goblin Hat-Trick" Collins and Casey "The Great Sanduskys" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

Thony and Casey decided to watch every episode of Hey Arnold! and make a podcast about it. These are their spooky stories.The Gerald Field Report is created by Thony 'The Hard Milk ' Moore and Casey 'I Got The FOMOOP' Hills. Like all of our shows it can be found at semiautomagicinc.com and at @TheGFReport.

Doreen and Nancy go clubbing and Tomas is a BAD FRIEND right in front of everyone! Squirrel Girl turns to a life of crime and perpetrates an IRON HEIST! The curve factor increases by a staggering NINETY-EIGHT PERCENT! All of this PLUS: Tippy's extremely upsetting new outfit! EXCITING NEWS from the Squirrel Observatory Network! And does anybody know what old floppy-disk game Andrew is half-remembering?Squirrel Scouts of America is hosted by Nick "Our Pirate Laureate" Cohen, Andrew "The Gig-Gag" Orsie and Casey "Hunk Factors" Hills, who also edits and produces it. It can be found on semiautomagicinc.com along with the rest of our shows or @Squirrel_Scouts on Twitter!

Holmes and Watson are hired to suss out the source of a stock-sorceeror's spouse's sudden and suspicious skulking and skulduggery in their secluded summer seat, and end up asking the question that all men must face eventually: How much is that monster in the window?Also, we delve into the Great Horse Factory Explosion of '82, the inevitability of being Nicholas Cohen, and how this story is an instance of Arthur Conan Doyle implementing the Scrappy-Doo Gambit.We apologize in advance for Casey confusing the Michael Keaton and the Val Kilmer; when asked to defend his actions he threw a smoke bomb to the floor and hid behind a nearby potted plant.Free e-text of this week's story: https://sherlock-holm.es/stories/pdf/a4/1-sided/yell.pdf Free audio of this week's story: https://librivox.org/the-memoirs-of-sherlock-holmes-version-2-by-sir-arthur-conan-doyle/ The Final Podblem is cohosted by Nicholas "Oops, All Lasers" Cohen and Casey 'Cause of Death: Horse Factory Explosion' Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, follow our twitter @TheFinalPodblem, email us at TheFinalPodblem@gmail.com and find our Patreon at patreon.com/semiautomagic, where you can become a patron to support the show, get early episodes and exclusive content!

Thony and Casey decided to watch every episode of Hey Arnold and make a podcast about it.These are their stories.Play ball.The Gerald Field Report is created by Thony 'Camembert And Ernie ' Moore and Casey 'Base-Ballroom Blitz' Hills. Like all of our shows it can be found at semiautomagicinc.com and at @TheGFReport.

Oddie ventures where EVEN THE HARDIEST Moose-Scout troops fear to tread: THE PLUTONIC TIMBER, deep in the heart of the forest! WILL he find Carly Figueroa--or what's left of her--in the depths of that OTHERWORLDLY ARBOR? HOW can he and Kitt get to the fried chicken buffet before all the friggin' tenders and popcorn chicken get taken BY JERKS WHO HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE HUNGRY LAW? And WHAT on SOME OF OUR GOD'S green earth leaves footprints the size of a ten-year-old girl??? All of this and instructions on how to build your very own utility-cast on this, the last episode of Peculiar Objects to feature Casey Hills! Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "The Thing About Moosewood Trees" Moore and played by Nigel "The Groove Is In The Heart" Collins and Casey "A Snack-Dense Environment" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

We briefly discuss a confusingly bad, racist story, then bury it in the shallow grave it deserves and instead explore how to responsibly enjoy problematic media (it's not hard!), how to learn about people whose experience is different from yours (ask them!) and what on earth is wrong with people who get mad when their media become inclusive (almost everything!).We're not linking to this story because it's racist garbage you don't need in your life! If you wanna read it on your own, feel free.Pods & Ends:-The Marrow of Tradition, by Charles Chesnutt-Born A Crime, by Trevor NoahThe Final Podblem is cohosted by Nicholas ‘I'm Gonna Go Steal India’ Cohen and Casey ‘The Dinkleberg Refutation’ Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, follow our twitter @TheFinalPodblem, email us at TheFinalPodblem@gmail.com and find our Patreon at patreon.com/semiautomagic, where you can become a patron to support the show, get early episodes and exclusive content!

Thony and Casey decided to watch every episode of Hey Arnold and make a podcast about it.These are their stories. The Gerald Field Report is created by Thony 'The Original Child Suicide' Moore and Casey 'Gremlin-Manuel Miranda' Hills. Like all of our shows it can be found at semiautomagicinc.com and at @TheGFReport.

Andrew, Nicholas and Casey discuss the first issue of The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl (2015!) What can three dudes learn about friendship, positivity and achieving consistency across distributed database systems from a dame with partially-squirrel blood, unstoppable optimism and a best friend named Tippy Toe? WHO is the man in the jaguar jeggings, and what does he want with entirely-normal Empire State University student Doreen Green? IS there a pair of pants so torn that even Hulk won't save them in a box in the attic "in case Hulk need them one day"? HOW MANY TIMES will Casey say "Here's the thing" before he has to forcibly excise it from his vocabulary like he had to do with calling things "wild"? DARE YOU TAKE THE PLEDGE, DON THE EARS AND JOIN THE SQUIRREL SCOUTS OF AMERICA? Squirrel Scouts of America is hosted by Nick "Eska Pism" Cohen, Andrew "#1 Nancy Fan-cy" Orsie and Casey "Mugger Just Wanna Mug" Hills, who also edits and produces it. It can be found on semiautomagicinc.com along with the rest of our shows or @Squirrel_Scouts on Twitter!

Tess and Ali once again endanger themselves to join a battle they are not equipped to fight. Is an old man gonna drown tonight?

Special guest Paul Thomas Miller of the Watsonian Weekly podcast joins us to discuss one of the wildest tales we've encountered yet, and also tricks us into agreeing to start another podcast, buying his book and playing a cruel new game that takes advantage of our American weakness toward dipthongs, resulting in double damage and the 'illiterate' status effect. WHO stole the Crown Diamond, and can they be stopped before melting it down in Royal Crown Cola? HOW does the architecture of 221B Baker Street seem not only to accommodate but to anticipate Holmes' every camouflage need? WHERE can one get waxen busts of Jeremy Brett, preferably in bulk, this question purely research and Nick definitely didn't ask me to include it? Answers to some, fake lies to others and spaghetti for everyone await in this week's episode!The Final Podblem is cohosted by Nicholas ‘Borderline Canadian’ Cohen and Casey ‘Here To Talk About 'Stache Wax’ Hills, who also edits and produces it, and they're joined in this episode by Paul "Sherlofty Aspirations" Miller. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, follow our twitter @TheFinalPodblem, email us at TheFinalPodblem@gmail.com and find our Patreon at patreon.com/semiautomagic, where you can become a patron to support the show, get early episodes and exclusive content!

Tess, Ali, and Reed hunt their prey.

WHAT are Oddie and Kitt going to do now that the youths have completed their DARK RITE? HOW can they retrieve Carly from a place whence none return? WHERE is the after-ritual meetup hang-spot, like Denny's, or is it more of a casual fro-yo thing? THE ANSWERS TO THESE AND ALSO AGGRAVATED SASSING OF AUTHORITY FIGURES on this week's episode!Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Mr. Funanamé" Moore and played by Nigel "Bread Sandwich" Collins and Casey "Jebediah What-The-Hell" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitter @Semiautomagi or @The_PO_Box!

Thony and Casey decided to watch every episode of Hey Arnold and make a podcast about it.These are their stories.The Gerald Field Report is created by Thony 'The Best Peanut Slinger In LA' Moore and Casey 'Super Sketchy Scalper' Hills. Like all of our shows it can be found at semiautomagicinc.com and at @TheGFReport.

Oddie and Kitt do their best to infiltrate an ELDRITCH RITE only to discover that all may not be as it seems! WHO is Chad McChad?HOW MANY CALORIES are in a Dinkie?WHY do cultist robes only come in one size?Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Not The Eye Of Nyarlathotep" Moore and played by Nigel "Stealth Snacks" Collins and Casey "We Didn't Build The Pyre" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitter @Semiautomagi or @The_PO_Box!

The oily-mouthed Reed entices Tess and Ali into hunting a creature guarding a key.

The empty halls of the Northern Fort ring with Tess and Ali's imminent departure.

ESCAPE FROM PORKY’S!Kitt and Oddie make ready for their stealth mission to investigate the secret skulduggery taking place in Towne Centre AND ALSO for tomorrow’s big math test!CAN the two of them figure out what this apparent cult is up to without getting caught?WHAT is this group of youths up to, and why do they seem so scared to fail at it?WHO is the Best Dog, and WHY IS IT KATT?Answers to these and more await you in Spencer’s Folly, Alaskanadia!Pods & Ends:-The Empty Bowl-Staying In With Emily & KumailPeculiar Objects is run by Thony "Always Fade Out In A Montage" Moore and played by Nigel "Even Stuntmen Love Their Mamas" Collins and Casey "Mistakes Were Made" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitter @Semiautomagi or @The_PO_Box!

Thony and Casey decided to watch every episode of Hey Arnold and make a podcast about it, and also argue a lot about MasterChef in such a way that will severely date the episode, apparently. These are their stories. The Gerald Field Report is created by Thony 'Wrecking Bill' Moore and Casey 'That Stupid Thing You Always Wearl' Hills. Like all of our shows it can be found at semiautomagicinc.com and at @TheGFReport.

The weathered old Magnus points Tess and Ali at their sparse provisions as they prepare to embark. http://www.semiautomagicinc.com

THE INFILTRATION OF PORKY’S BEGINS.HOW will Oddie and Kitt bamboozle their way past a ticket-taker and into the raunchy teen smooching-comedy wherein a CLANDESTINE MEETING is taking place?WHAT is the nature of the event that the teens of Spencer’s Folly speak of in hushed, afeared tones, but which they also cannot escape?WHY is it so cuss-darned hard to get a nice paper bag full of hot, buttered peas or a flagon of stew at a cinemadrome these days?The answers to these and more, and also Oddie just kicks some ASS at Pac-Man, this week on Peculiar Objects!Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "#1 Talking Heads-Head" Moore and played by Nigel "Leader of the Pac-Man" Collins and Casey "Aladdin Up To Trouble" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitter @Semiautomagi or @The_PO_Box!

Thony and Casey decided to watch every episode of Hey Arnold and make a podcast about it. These are their stories. The Gerald Field Report is created by Thony 'Positive Portrayal of the Foster System' Moore and Casey 'School Doesn't Come To The Stoop' Hills. Like all of our shows it can be found at semiautomagicinc.com and at @TheGFReport.

Tess L'Coil and Mohobbit Ali get a lot of cryptic nonsense pushed onto them, and they take it like champs, really just rolling with it.

STRANGE THINGS are afoot in Spencer's Folly: WHERE has wee Carly Figueroa gone, and how the crap is Oddie supposed to do his science fair presentation without her? IF Johnny the soda-jerk is a vampire, how has he left the Four Corners Soda Fountain? AND ALSO HOW IS HE A TWICE-MAN? WHAT is Porky's, some kinda barbecue joint?The answers to some of these and more, and also a SHOCKING REVELATION about the true origins of volcanoes! Your suspicions were correct all along!Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Polybiamorous" Moore and played by Nigel "Cast of Thousands" Collins and Casey "The Third Nickname" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitter @Semiautomagi or @The_PO_Box!

Thony and Casey decided to watch every episode of Hey Arnold and make a podcast about it. These are their stories. The Gerald Field Report is created by Thony ' Sushi Chef Not Grata' Moore and Casey 'The Little Pink Bookie' Hills. Like all of our shows it can be found at semiautomagicinc.com and at @TheGFReport.

ProTAGonists, you’re ITgonists! Come meet Eddie ‘Oddie’ Oddwards and Kit Russell: JUNIOR LAWMAN and how they came to be partners, protecting Spencer’s Folly from all manner of spookum, bespecterment and goblination!Peculiar Objects is run by Thony Moore and played by Nigel Collins and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitter @Semiautomagi or the one specifically for Peculiar Objects when we get it set up!

Thony and Casey decided to watch every episode of Hey Arnold and make a podcast about it.These are their stories.Dings provided by Doug Dingadome of the Dingsdale Dingadome Ding-Depot.The Gerald Field Report is created by Thony ' Zamboni Jones' Moore and Casey 'Heimliches Be Trippin' Hills. Like all of our shows it can be found at semiautomagicinc.com and will be findable at its twitter once we get one for it.

The SECRET PILOT of our new show is here, all our buddies, brought to you specially in this TIME OF PLAGUE! Join Nigel and Casey as Thony guides them through a tabletop adventure in the Kids On Bikes system! There're STRANGE DOINGS afoot in Spencer's Folly, a small town in Alaska and/or Maybe Canada in the year 198X, and we're gonna get to the bottom of it! WHAT is the secret of the moosewood grove that everyone avoids without knowing why? WHO is the eccentric outsider the business council installed on the island in the middle of Lake Goose Pond, and IS HE, as some have claimed, a MAD FURNITURE SCIENTIST? And the oldest question of all: if you slip the guy at the box office in the Ramones shirt a fiver, WILL he actually let you sneak into an R-Rated movie, and WILL IT BE BARTON FINK? Answers to SOME OF THESE AND MORE await in Peculiar Objects!Peculiar Objects is run by Thony Moore and played by Nigel Collins and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitter @Semiautomagi or the one specifically for Peculiar Objects when we get it set up!