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Just two best friends doing what they do best--talking!

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    • Dec 15, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
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    • 62 EPISODES


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    her pinky toe was on the ground -ep59

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2023 74:13


    WE'RE BACK! Did you miss us??? Melissa's stuffy, Kelsey's bruised, we're still unstable and living through it. Are we a day late? Yes. Are we hours late while being a day late? Also yes. BUT WE ARE JUST GIRLS, OKAY???

    you be delulu -ep58

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2023 59:50


    What's up thotties, we are back with another episode and this week we are cranky, we are tired and we are mourning. RIP Matthew Perry

    maybe I am toxic -ep57

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2023 54:29


    HEY THOTTIES!! This week the girlies are hUNgry, Melissa is getting a tooth pulled, and Kelsey is a travel girlie this week. We've got unpopular opinionssssss and they are HAWWT ‼️ One of Kelsey's opinions proves that she will ✨always ✨be a little toxic and we support her every step of the way

    fun october things-ep56

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2023 53:46


    Happy Thursday, thotties!! Hey hi how ya derrrrirn???

    i'm literally just a girl - ep55

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2023 64:26


    ✨**we apologize for any bob the builder related noises you may hear during this episode, all we have to say about it is, well, JOE.**✨ We feel like we've been saying this a lot lately but we're BACK! Kelsey's now a pilot (go her) ✈️ and Melissa is still here and still pregnant.

    #pregnancyisnotbeautiful - bonus

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2023 31:46


    Melissa is all by herself and ranting. That's it. That's all. 

    get over yourself - ep54

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2023 56:17


    Sup thotties, we're here this week and Kelsey has a tale of how she made some Spaniards mad and they are now scamming her. Pregnancy is already taken its toll on Melissa and boy are these going to be a loooong seven months

    it's gonna be big, huge - ep53

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2023 56:10


    WHAT IS UP THOTTIES!

    huuuuge big huge
    uninsured and unwell - ep52

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2023 46:11


    THOTTTIESSSSS, we've missed you! Kelsey is distraught as homeboy is "cross country" in Europe and Melissa finds peace in hearing about murders??? Hurricane Idris, Adelaide or whatever the heck she wants to be called made landfall but on a serious note, we are sending our prayers to every single person/family that has been affected by the hurricane. Kelsey needs glasses??

    hackin' and wheezin' - ep51

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2023 48:10


    Thotties we are thottin this week

    chub launch - ep50

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2023 56:51


    THOTTIES WE'RE BACK!!!

    smitten kitten - ep49

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2023 66:18


    Starting off unstable this week with Melissa doing Kelsey's job

    starting struggling pluckers smitten kitten
    pish posh - ep48

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2023 55:25


    While Kelsey may have shown up ✨ slightly ✨ on time to record, she did not show up caffeinated and she'll tell you aaaallll about it

    suffer worried pish posh
    we're being toxicity - ep47

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2023 67:14


    **TW suicide/SA** We're starting off hot and heavy after a *much* needed week off describing how Kelsey was toxic for her birthday and how Melissa is a baby when it comes to shots

    champagne problems - ep46

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2023 62:29


    Prosecco bottles aren't for Melissa and you can clearly hear that in the first 15 seconds of this episode

    that's on growth - ep45

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2023 88:23


    Raise your hand if you're a girlie with stomach issues

    mowing the lawn - ep 44

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2023 64:34


    We are absolutely not stable this week coming off of Kelsey's birthday and it tracks. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR GEMINI QUEEN!!! We love our Kelsey and we are so glad she was born—gemini or not

    vibes are low - ep43

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2023 70:17


    We're starting off strong this week with both of the girlies on the verge of a menty b

    bones & rims - ep42

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2023 66:22


    Welcome back, thotties! Kelsey is starting off strong with her being ✨ delicious✨ Kelsey loves a good plum and Melissa is a berry bitch so that's that. Silly goofy moods happen quite often for our own thottie M-Dawg and K-Sizzle can't believe it

    low level scAAAmer - ep41

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2023 56:50


    We're back this week hot and heavy off of Kelsey's date high

    thicc'n'nugget - ep40

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2023 61:00


    Welcome back and thotties we are hitting it strong with the poorly done Russian accents, wheezes, and rain sounds to soothe you all within the first three MINUTES

    codependents & codefendants - ep39

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2023 85:58


    Welcome back, thotties!

    I need another White Claw - ep38

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2023 76:37


    We are here on this lovely Thursday and I guess Melissa decided she wanted to shout into her mic and we are CHAOTIC. So that's that…

    moms, tell your HOT sons - ep37

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2023 70:45


    Thotties, you are in for a treat! We are putting the BUT NOT in Stable, but Not in this episode. Life is busy, we had no outline for this episode, so if hot and heavy, raw, off the cuff chit chat is what you like the most, this episode is for you

    get real & get lost - ep36

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2023 53:06


    ONE YEAR OF SBN - ep35

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2023 67:31


    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, STABLE BUT NOT!

    I'm great, thanks - ep34

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2023 58:16


    This episode we open on a serious note from the bottom of our hearts. We take a moment to recognize the lives lost in the Nashville shooting, and we hope we unify in this heavy time

    the mamas & the meatballs - ep33

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2023 60:40


    IT'S GATTY DADDY!

    tums, hangovers, and appys - ep32

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2023 53:24


    Thotties, we are diving straight into the chaos with dead bugs so there's that

    I like to hear myself talk - ep31

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2023 58:52


    Thotties, I'm so sorry to say Melissa lied this week…. While being from Connecticut is her personality at this point, her new tattoo will have to wait for another day

    I know I'm annoying - ep30

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2023 50:56


    Melissa's obsessed with Joe??? Melissa is also obsessed with her family, as if we couldn't already tell

    teething like a toddler - ep29

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2023 47:45


    Melissa wasn't prepared, Kelsey is breaking out into rashes, and quite literally we are not stable this week

    announcement - with love

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2023 2:09


    To Aunt Bet, you are so deeply missed. I am so thankful that I had you in my life. What an example of love, care, family, and being one hell of a badass woman you always were for me. I look forward to the day that I get to hug your neck once again

    you're like sprite from McDonals - ep28

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2023 58:40


    What is up guys! Kelsey is back and oh boy, she is bringing the unstable to the pod this week and Melissa is full blown encouraging her menty b

    be you, be true - ep27

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2023 43:57


    Surprise surprise, Kelsey is sick AGAIN!

    I dated a psychopath - ep26

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2023 90:09


    self-aware & self-absorbed - ep25

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2023 60:32


    NEW YEAR SAME CHAOS! It may be 2023, but Kelsey and Melissa are bringing you the same energy. This week we talk about eye popping purchases, but it wasn't with our money so

    i've been stupid stable - ep24

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2022 81:26


    LAST EPISODE OF THE YEAR! Fear not though, we recap our chaotic 2022 and even give it a rating out of 10.... that definitely leaves 2023 with a lot of space to be better

    bffr joe - ep23

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2022 46:56


    This week, while Kelsey fights the plague

    at your big age - ep22

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2022 49:55


    Welcome back thotties to another episode that we really cherish because Melissa's life was THREATENED this past week and you guys get to hear all (*some) about it! Christmas is just around the corner and we're torn between feeling like a scrooge and also wanting to go all out like Cindy Lou Who's family

    they poisoned me - ep21

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2022 71:21


    We finally did it guys... the drunk episode is here and it is CHAOTIC. Please don't mind Melissa's voice; she partied a little too hard on Friendsgiving and sounds just like 40 year smoker she wheezes like

    east coast girlies - ep 21

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2022 56:17


    *Slight* mental health decline, party of two

    the Walmart parking lot - ep19

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2022 75:57


    Goooo dawgs, sic ‘em! We went to Athens y'all, and we survived… barely

    daughters, talk to your mothers - ep18

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2022 55:55


    Our second guest is here and she's an important one - Kimmy K is in the booty room with us this week!! We relive high school Kelsey and Melissa getting yelled at to now coming full circle and watching us as adults. We learn that bathroom etiquette is clearly not a thing with Melissa

    I've been drinking since 11 - ep17

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2022 42:39


    These thotties have a lot to talk about while being a hot mess, duh. Don't worry guys we haven't forgotten about Thotties with Thoughts but... it's brief because well Kelsey

    jack daddy - ep16

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2022 59:23


    JACK DADDY TIME HAS FINALLY COME AND WE WERE IN LOVE. This episode is a wild ride from the start of the day of the Jack Harlow concert to the very end. There are some oh so wonderful voice memos that all of you are so lucky to be able to listen to and of course the most hilarious stories to come with. It was about time we talked about what we're most passionate about—FAST FOOD. We brought pack our draft picks for this special topic and Melissa may or may not have wanted to throw hands at Kelsey taking one. We loved this draft pick game so much, we would give our two front teeth for it ;) 

    so gorge - ep 15

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2022 64:11


    EPISODE 15 LEMME HEAR YA HOLLA! We're back this week to talk about our girlie girls trip to the mountains for a wedding where we insert some slightly embarrassing but always funny content off Melissa's phone because like always, something didn't go as planned. Kelsey's moving to Philly?!?! Only for baseball players of course. Are you a sock sock shoe shoe person or sock shoe sock shoe person?? We HAVE to know. Joe has been on the hunt for Kelsey to find a partner and failed miserably this time around but hey, A for Effort right?? As always, Kelsey brings a very comical ick of the week and joey went to joe over WRASTLING…tune in next week for more laughs and wheezes!

    effort gorge wrastling
    I do not co-sign that

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2022 70:47


    JOEYS BDAY WEEKEND RECAP!!! ⛳️

    we'll see about that - ep13

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2022 66:42


    Well guys, surprise surprise Kelsey is sick AGAIN! What is this the 5th time, girlie pop?? Seems like Melissa's birthday weekend took its toll on Kelsey a little harder than the rest of us. She is fighting her immune system and her arm pit sweat glands at the same time! We are truly losing it this episode so bear with us as our mouths catch up with our brains. We talk everything from being sad to what our signature “cockatail” as Melissa says would be then to some news about everyone's PAST FAVORITE singer, Adam Levine. Stay tuned for our next adventure when the Stable But Not girls take on the golf course for Joey's birthday!

    feral and foul - ep12

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2022 65:45


    MELISSAS BDAY WEEKEND RECAP!

    fun girl fall - ep 11

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2022 78:27


    IT'S FUN GIRL FALL, THOTTIES! On this week's WEEKLY episode we dive into everything Fall. Let's get into all things pumpkin spice and orange--from when we decorate, what our favorite things to wear are, and even Kelsey's wild wreath collection ;) Please let us know what you think, are they "flare leggings" or "yoga pants?" Inquiring minds MUST know to settle this debate because frankly we're over it. 

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