Just two best friends doing what they do best--talking!
WE'RE BACK! Did you miss us??? Melissa's stuffy, Kelsey's bruised, we're still unstable and living through it. Are we a day late? Yes. Are we hours late while being a day late? Also yes. BUT WE ARE JUST GIRLS, OKAY???
What's up thotties, we are back with another episode and this week we are cranky, we are tired and we are mourning. RIP Matthew Perry
HEY THOTTIES!! This week the girlies are hUNgry, Melissa is getting a tooth pulled, and Kelsey is a travel girlie this week. We've got unpopular opinionssssss and they are HAWWT ‼️ One of Kelsey's opinions proves that she will ✨always ✨be a little toxic and we support her every step of the way
Happy Thursday, thotties!! Hey hi how ya derrrrirn???
✨**we apologize for any bob the builder related noises you may hear during this episode, all we have to say about it is, well, JOE.**✨ We feel like we've been saying this a lot lately but we're BACK! Kelsey's now a pilot (go her) ✈️ and Melissa is still here and still pregnant.
Melissa is all by herself and ranting. That's it. That's all.
Sup thotties, we're here this week and Kelsey has a tale of how she made some Spaniards mad and they are now scamming her. Pregnancy is already taken its toll on Melissa and boy are these going to be a loooong seven months
THOTTTIESSSSS, we've missed you! Kelsey is distraught as homeboy is "cross country" in Europe and Melissa finds peace in hearing about murders??? Hurricane Idris, Adelaide or whatever the heck she wants to be called made landfall but on a serious note, we are sending our prayers to every single person/family that has been affected by the hurricane. Kelsey needs glasses??
Starting off unstable this week with Melissa doing Kelsey's job
While Kelsey may have shown up ✨ slightly ✨ on time to record, she did not show up caffeinated and she'll tell you aaaallll about it
**TW suicide/SA** We're starting off hot and heavy after a *much* needed week off describing how Kelsey was toxic for her birthday and how Melissa is a baby when it comes to shots
Prosecco bottles aren't for Melissa and you can clearly hear that in the first 15 seconds of this episode
Raise your hand if you're a girlie with stomach issues
We are absolutely not stable this week coming off of Kelsey's birthday and it tracks. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR GEMINI QUEEN!!! We love our Kelsey and we are so glad she was born—gemini or not
We're starting off strong this week with both of the girlies on the verge of a menty b
Welcome back, thotties! Kelsey is starting off strong with her being ✨ delicious✨ Kelsey loves a good plum and Melissa is a berry bitch so that's that. Silly goofy moods happen quite often for our own thottie M-Dawg and K-Sizzle can't believe it
We're back this week hot and heavy off of Kelsey's date high
Welcome back and thotties we are hitting it strong with the poorly done Russian accents, wheezes, and rain sounds to soothe you all within the first three MINUTES
We are here on this lovely Thursday and I guess Melissa decided she wanted to shout into her mic and we are CHAOTIC. So that's that…
Thotties, you are in for a treat! We are putting the BUT NOT in Stable, but Not in this episode. Life is busy, we had no outline for this episode, so if hot and heavy, raw, off the cuff chit chat is what you like the most, this episode is for you
This episode we open on a serious note from the bottom of our hearts. We take a moment to recognize the lives lost in the Nashville shooting, and we hope we unify in this heavy time
Thotties, we are diving straight into the chaos with dead bugs so there's that
Thotties, I'm so sorry to say Melissa lied this week…. While being from Connecticut is her personality at this point, her new tattoo will have to wait for another day
Melissa's obsessed with Joe??? Melissa is also obsessed with her family, as if we couldn't already tell
Melissa wasn't prepared, Kelsey is breaking out into rashes, and quite literally we are not stable this week
What is up guys! Kelsey is back and oh boy, she is bringing the unstable to the pod this week and Melissa is full blown encouraging her menty b
NEW YEAR SAME CHAOS! It may be 2023, but Kelsey and Melissa are bringing you the same energy. This week we talk about eye popping purchases, but it wasn't with our money so
LAST EPISODE OF THE YEAR! Fear not though, we recap our chaotic 2022 and even give it a rating out of 10.... that definitely leaves 2023 with a lot of space to be better
Welcome back thotties to another episode that we really cherish because Melissa's life was THREATENED this past week and you guys get to hear all (*some) about it! Christmas is just around the corner and we're torn between feeling like a scrooge and also wanting to go all out like Cindy Lou Who's family
We finally did it guys... the drunk episode is here and it is CHAOTIC. Please don't mind Melissa's voice; she partied a little too hard on Friendsgiving and sounds just like 40 year smoker she wheezes like
Goooo dawgs, sic ‘em! We went to Athens y'all, and we survived… barely
Our second guest is here and she's an important one - Kimmy K is in the booty room with us this week!! We relive high school Kelsey and Melissa getting yelled at to now coming full circle and watching us as adults. We learn that bathroom etiquette is clearly not a thing with Melissa
These thotties have a lot to talk about while being a hot mess, duh. Don't worry guys we haven't forgotten about Thotties with Thoughts but... it's brief because well Kelsey
JACK DADDY TIME HAS FINALLY COME AND WE WERE IN LOVE. This episode is a wild ride from the start of the day of the Jack Harlow concert to the very end. There are some oh so wonderful voice memos that all of you are so lucky to be able to listen to and of course the most hilarious stories to come with. It was about time we talked about what we're most passionate about—FAST FOOD. We brought pack our draft picks for this special topic and Melissa may or may not have wanted to throw hands at Kelsey taking one. We loved this draft pick game so much, we would give our two front teeth for it ;)
A tale as old as time, two people who are very different, but somehow balance each other out and remain lifelong besties... basic, we know! It's the truth though so join us on this, as always, slightly chaotic episode where we recap current life and outline how we realized we will never have to worry about the other person trying to steal our food or our man
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