Tales of the Smoking Chihuahua

In our most disjointed episode yet, we discuss our forays into flash fiction, Chad and Scott talk graduation and we actually have fun with homework.  Plus, Mad Max and monkeys!

In this episode, the intro gets incepted while we discuss the most recent shows and movies we've seen.  You know, the usual.  Plus, homework, a very white moviegoing experience and douchebags.

In this episode, we reminisce about first cars, mourn our fading youth and talk dead O.J. Simpson.  Then Chad bails on us to get his hair did and Scott and Benji have to continue carrying the show.  So, nothing different.  Plus, douchebags and a new homework assignment.

The machines are rising as Scott's internet makes its feelings toward our little dog and pony show truly known.  Benji unveils his brilliant and foolproof plan to up our listernership, we get a short recap of the best of the Oscars, our annual-ish tradition of deciphering Benji's handwriting is undertaken and we talk about some corny sharks.  Plus, another chance to get some free stuff!!!!!!!!

After a brief warmup, the guys recount their excitment of the past two weeks.  Benji talks about a very special friend he made, they reminisce about the time Chad was a super cheap douchebag, and they discuss Dune among other movies.  Then learn why Scott is the outcast of all civilized societies as we discuss homework.

In this episode, we look into adding a little diversity to the group by booting Scott halfway through.  Plus, Benji whines about Disney, Chad proves that the eyes are the first thing to go and we talk about that long lost ending of "Big".  Oh yeah, and the Chiefs won the Super Bowl.

This is it!  Our official relaunch episode.  Some sound older, some sound the same, and then there's Chad.  We discuss Chad's official entry into the Old Dad's Club, do a little synopsis of what exactly we've been doing for nearly three years and look at movies to come.  Plus, we abuse a couple of FOPs for kicks!

Holy Crap!  And you thought that we were dead!  Well, dead inside, maybe, but here's a nice teaser for things to come. 

Maintaining something of a schedule, we're back!  We talk Schitt's Creek, Cancel Culture,  the bit of the Golden Globes we actually saw and some awards caliber movies.  Plus, we lament the potential demise of the Alamo Drafthouse.   Finally, will Chad be able to defend his douchebag title?  Listen to find out!

What have we been doing the past 8 months?  Turns out, not much, but we'll tell you about it anyway.

On this episode, we recount our previous 3 weeks that were apparently more important than you.  Benji discusses his encounter with road rage and an actual concert in Covid central.  Chad takes time to make and consume an entire pie during the recording, and Scott is apparently for the birds.  Plus, we discuss anti-semitic actors and football players, why Patrick Mahomes is worth more than the rest of Kansas City combined and we rehash our latest guy's movie night with FOP Will Blanchard.

In this episode, we discuss the news, Covid concerns and our hometown's newfound illness fame, and we talk about Scott's ineptness with electronics.  We spend a bit of time with your latest streaming options and then we dig in to "The Greasy Strangler".  Will Scott ascend to the throne of awfulness or will Chad protect his crown?

In this episode, we ignore all of the horrific world events and talk Pocket City, Animal Crossing, Chad sneaks in whines about Inside Out and Lost and we abuse Nickelback.  Plus, we watch what may be the worst homework assignment ever. 

In this episode, Benji stops being a leach on society, Chad explains why he spent so much time on his hands and knees and Scott takes care of a pesky hangnail.  Plus, we talk movies, dissect homework and recount our special evening watching "Fateful Findings" with FOP Brad to the Bone.

In this episode, we go in depth on our thoughts on the future of movie theaters, analyze our return to some normalcy and how we think it's going and touch on whether Sam Elliot is cool enough to save a dull movie. 

In this episode, we, along with listeners, berate Scott for selecting what could possibly be the worst movie ever made for homework.  We discuss returning a bit to normal life, run down our movies and hear some listener mail.  Also, Scott's still the worst.

In this episode, Chad decides to gross out not only his friends but the listening audience as well with what he had done that day.  We discuss all things quarantine, the re-opening of the state, and we make a phony homework assignment that you definitely shouldn't do since it's no longer available.  Plus, we talk movies, television, receive a very special phone call from a listener who makes some salient points about Chad and we hit the homework.  Plus, you can hear how Scott's son tried to kill Chad.  All this, plus Andy Rooney!

In this episode, we recount the fascinating details of our week of lockdown.  We actually bring news to the table, Scott makes a ridiculously crude joke that costs us our sponsor and we talk Last Blood, Bad Boys for Life and a bunch of other movies.  Plus, we delve into what could possibly be the worst homework assignment of all time.  

In this episode, Benji accuses Star Trek of plagiarism, we recap yet another week weak, discuss our new trivia endeavor and revisit some old movies that we watched.  Plus, we got discuss homework for the first time in, like, forever!  And we have a new phone number that can be ignored as easily as our email address!

In this episode, we're all still stranded at home.  Chad and Scott make fun of Benji for dropping too much money to watch Trolls World Tour, we discuss more Tiger King and Benji discusses the emotional scarring caused by CBS's nighttime schedule.  Plus, we see the RETURN OF HOMEWORK!!!!!

It took the end of the world to get us back together!  What have we been doing for the past year?  Turns out, not too much.  But we decide to offer a ray of sunshine (or cloud darkening your day, depending on your perspective) by reuniting, and it feels so good.  We talk quarantine, Tiger King and other things that vaguely rhyme.  See ya next year!

We're back to discuss Chad's trip to Vegas, Benji's experience with a year long squatter and Scott's...uh...height?  Chad and Scott have to try to decipher Benji's handwriting as we yet again have our annual Fantasy Baseball analysis.  And we re-introduce a character who finally offers what the world has been crying out for:  A recurring character for Benji!  All this, plus a taste test, douchebags and a look at "Us" and "Captain Marvel".

In this episode, we recap the Oscars, Benji whines about Lady Gaga, the boys prepare for Captain Marvel and we bring back Homework!  Plus, a taste test and a surprising reacharound.  As if there were any other kind!

In this episode, we recount the sad results of last episode's death nut challenge.  We discuss Liam Neeson in "Mr. Plow:  The Movie", we talk declining property values and Benji and Scott relive their youth with some throwback music.  Plus, we bring back homework!   At least for one episode!

In this special episode, Scott forces us to face the Death Nut Challenge.  It goes about as well as you'd expect.  Don't look for Scott in future episodes.

After a brief prolonged hiatus, we've finally returned to regale you with inanity.  Chad recounts his failure to shake up the electoral process, Benji continues the tales of his never ending kidney woes and Scott does stuff.  We talk a crap-ton of movies and television, hit a few books, and Benji makes a peace offering for his continuing health issues, one which he's willing to offer to you, too.  All that and a return of our beloved douchebag Chris Brown!

In this episode, we finally get all three guys back in the same room for the first time in four months.  This podcast serves as proof of life for Benji after his surgery, Chad is still pursuing his dreams of being a sleazy politician (apologies for the redundancy) and Scott flashes some new ink.  The guys recap what they've done with their time off, recount a ton of movies and television shows and once again two thirds don't prepare news items.  Plus, we read the tons of emails that we received lamenting our long absence.

In this episode Benji and Scott recount their trip to see "Weird" Al Yankovic in concert, including Scott's up close and personal encounter with a jumbo sized fan and Chad continues to lobby to win the coveted podcast endorsement for his campaign.  Plus, we review the recently watched "Rampage".  All that and a special cameo from your favorite "Zootopia" star.

After multiple delays, we finally get back together to record.  Benji discusses his awful couple of months, Chad and Scott recap their time as pigs, we catch up on movies and we FINALLY hold our drawing for the Timeless 3D mini figurines. 

The fellas embrace their porcine nature, leaving Benji behind to try to soldier on.  Fortunately, we get a visit from Whatshishead.  We discuss digital vs. physical, talk Black Panther and rail once again against lousy movie theaters.  Plus, a short term return of Tales from the Theater!

Fair Use Law and Disorder The Pirates of Pissant

In this episode, Benji holds pointless grudges against Chad and Scott for screwing up trivia answers even though they still won.  We talk sexy fishmen and singing circus folk.  And we finally set the details for our mini-fig giveaway.  Hurry up and enter!

We finally do Christmas!  Plus, Scott and Benji recount their regional wrestling experiences, we catch up on movies that should have been covered a long time ago, and we recap our top five films of 2017.  Plus, the grand unveiling of the 3D figures from the last episode.

Merry Christmas, you scumbags!

The boys hit a breaking point as they discuss "Wonder".  Plus, they recap their visit to have full body scans, Benji's unfortunate Sloth-ing, Chad's irrational hatred of "Inside Out", and Benji talks "Coco".  Plus, we hear from an old friend and discuss a new enemy.

In this episode, for everyone except Ashton, we discuss the latest Thor, talk the downfall of Hollywood and examine familial relations in Oklahoma. 

In this episode, Chad and Scott go toe to toe over Blade Runner 2049, we discuss the doucehbag that is Harvey Weinstein, Benji reads about being funny even if he isn't funny himself and a long-held belief about Jenny may or may not be crushed.

We visit Alcatraz, check in with Jessie's Girl and Benji talks funny.  Plus, a visit to space and we go a little Stir Crazy.

In our first ever on the road episode, we come fresh out of a screening of "Kingsman: The Golden Circle" and record a mobile podcast review.  And we didn't do this just to justify the purchase of a mobile recorder.

In this episode, Scott recaps "It", we talk our weeks, Benji recounts his visit to a local business and Chad mocks everyone mercilessly.

In this episode, Benji is once again let down by Chad and Scott.  Then we talk movies and life and stuff, decide it might be time to bring back a long-dormant segment and offer a very special reacharound.

Celebrity Game Night On The Trail Titanic alternate ending Celebrity Game Night The Bourbons Chronicles of Crimefighting Schindler's Cat

In this very belated episode, we have another bout of computer issues, causing lots of piecing together for editing.  But here we are, over a month later, with our latest round of inanity.  We talk bunches of movies, recap our 4th of July and talk other outdated stuff.

Episode 3  -- Benji tries out for American Ninja Warrior.  Chad and Scott perform surgery.  We visit some terrible evil people.  And Sean Connery reads a very special audio book.

A  belated sneak peak at our new sketch comedy podcasts.  Find more at Itunes.

In this episode, we lament the lack of listenership for our new show (hint, hint), celebrate the return of Sorry Sarah, talk Alien Covenant and discuss the most disgusting home renovation ever.  Plus, Benji crushes Chad's long-held belief that he knows theme show song lyrics and we begin our quest to land Jackee for our 227th episode. 

In this episode, Chad and Scott recap their adventures at ComiCon, Benji laments the lack of attention for our new show (The Smoking Chihuahua Sketch Comedy Show) and Scott gets the ever loving crap beaten out of him.  Plus, we guard galaxies while we talk about the Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 and we do our annual summer movie preview.

In this episode, we make a very special announcement regarding our podcast family.  Chad and Scott talk being Fast and Furious and Chad establishes himself as the worst person ever.  Though Scott makes his own case.