The Dark Silly Podcast

Oh hello everybody this is just an update talking into my phone while driving sorry about the bad audio quality. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/conor-kinsman/support

Episode 33 is Dedicated to Dorian who is the official #1 fan of The Dark Silly Podcast. Baby Elton John comes on to talk and sing and travel through different astral plains of awareness. Also Baby Luigi comes on as well and travels with us! STOP ASIAN HATE! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/conor-kinsman/support

Yes the legendary Keith Morris joins us today and enlightens us on the history of growing up in Hermosa Beach California! We take a little trip to the beach and I tell stories of jumping into the ocean yesterday. Dust vs. Elephant Tranquilizers? You be the judge! Thanks for listening as always and have a super nifty week! Lets blow this taco stand and groove on Casanova style! FAR OUT I can dig it

First podcast in the new place! Its a short one but I discuss and analyze a dream I had. Gonna be back next week with more content and a longer episode with guest and everything funny dark silly style thank you! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/conor-kinsman/support

Happy 30th Episode! Goodbye garage! The end of an era. A motivational speech, a goodbye song, and gibber jabber from yours truly. I love you. Thanks for listening! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/conor-kinsman/support

This is the second darkest Dark silly podcast episode Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Things aren't quite as bad as last week but a little better but not all the way good yet. I got a new apartment! I move in March 1st and that's pretty Dang cool. If you wanna laugh I'd probably listen to an earlier episode. Love you everybody! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/conor-kinsman/support

I'm having a rough time right now. I answer instagram questions and talk about Anxiety Depression Globus Sensation and what im doing to cope/overcome and heal from all of it. This feels like the Darkest Dark silly podcast. you be the judge. Thanks for listening! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/conor-kinsman/support

I opened the lines up and nobody called. Thats OKAY! Cigarette Larry was a hit! I saw him do standup comedy last night at Salimander giggle sillies comedy club. Vin Diesel got upset but he got over it. Also I have a really in depth conversation with a bowl of Mac and cheese. Wow I had no idea about most of the stuff Mac and cheese told me. go ahead and listen to find out the truth behind America's least favorite pastime... Enjoy the show! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/conor-kinsman/support

On episode 26... Qanon is Confused-anon and its time for a nap. Lady Gaga sings national anthem at the inauguration. I take a giant leap towards finding out whats really going on over at Oreos as far as them taking my idea of greencreme and I've got comic strip computer paper to prove it. Keep it up everyone and keep it down too cuz im gonna take a nap soon. I love you bye bye --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/conor-kinsman/support

The 25th episode and you know what that means... Yep! Its time for an Oil Change. Tom Cruise and the gang are at it again. List of all 1996 movies!  25th anniversary of movies that came out in 1996. Got more Leeds on Oreo customer care. The Dark Silly The Movie is coming out in the summer of some year this decade.  Gratitude is a gold mine. I can eat as many apples on my own show as I want. You're the hero of your life. So lets see what you got. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/conor-kinsman/support

Ariel Pink talks Trump, proud boys, and his inspirations. Its obvious what Oreos are up to with their new strawberry pink donut flavor to support the POLICE. Its a damn mess and I get to the bottom of it. Big thanks to all the friends and fans that make this podcast happen! woot woot

Langhorne Slim or Auld Lang Syne? you be the judge. OR NOT! Lets start the year off with positive thought patterns and stuff. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/conor-kinsman/support

MERRY SILLY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A DARK NIGHT OF THE SOUL. WEVE GOT A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS, also Carol Karaoke also a Christmas story of when I ruined Christmas. Did you get what you wanted? Is Santa Bernie Sanders? Its the last episode of the year! Enjoy yourselves and no I don't mean enjoy your elves unless you'd like to but be nice. Thank you for listening! Tell your friends to give it a listen.

Jesus is born soon. I guess I kinda repent some sins on this episode. Pepsi and Reese's Big Cup and Crocs. Kirk Cameron is a dangerous dumbass. Tom Cruise yelled at some people. Lots of questions from instagram. One brings me back to a not very proud moment in my childhood. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/conor-kinsman/support

Post Malone has new Crocs out ( no, not the crocodile hunter) and we speak with him about them and other transcendental motherly advice. He also has a side project nirvana cover band called puddle of mud. Got Jibbets? Me either. So do I --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/conor-kinsman/support

GREEEN CREME is LADY GAGA NEW OREO style. I give you full permission to have a blast with this one. You've heard of Saturday night live but this is Dark silly night live and its a really fun episode. give it up to the cast and crew for making it all possible episode 19 congrats --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/conor-kinsman/support

I just wanna talk and sing songs. Lots of baby piano, A hint of Robert De Niro and just a fairy's touch of positive vibe fairy dust. Is it possible to make this podcast good? You be the judge on this weeks episode of The Dark Silly podcast. Thanks for listening

Ep 17! Rudy Giuliani, Pauly Shore. Thanksgiving? Halloween? AWKWARD! Mary had a little lamb. New intro song. Aaron Kinsman calls in. Plains trains and FUCKING FUCK. Bad word movies can be good too --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/conor-kinsman/support

Its Friday the thirteenth and so we celebrate with all the movies that make you think "wow I love this movie day". Unlucky? maybe!! I saw a black cat go under the ladder uh ohhhh hehehe thats spooky isn't it? The tongue ring girls are upto no good getting high with Jason voorhees and Ice cube. Can you stay on topic please? Im talking to YOU Al Pacino the philosophy major! You're only 18 what do you know about Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind? See you next week on the dark silly podcast. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/conor-kinsman/support

ON this episode (ep #15) I reveal the long awaited knowledge of the definition of Spangled banner! It's gonna blow your mind! Shia Labeouf Comes on to sell plastic swords and Joe Pesci Competes in the national anthem singing contest. he doesn't win a prize but its still good for his career. I answer questions from my audience. I explain SEX, POLITICS AND Elton John vs Billy Joel . Turns out Saturday nights alright for fighting the Piano man. Still trying to get through to an actual republican on the phone. Do they actually exist? I hope not. Enjoy Yourself! see you next week

Lets vote to get the candy off the floor of all these candy stores! Wheres all the stinky candy? THE Candy man might know. Happy Halloween and also please watch Errie Indiana on prime video... prank phone calls and stinky candy is actually poop. (thats the joke) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/conor-kinsman/support

In this episode I fully explain in great detail the entire Toy Story Franchise. Karen gets cancelled once and for all. Sedge pills calls up to talk Terminator 1 and also did you know Bill Paxton is a Punk rocker at Griffith Observatory in the beginning of Terminator 1? I apologize for the profane language from Karen She is banned from the Dark Silly Forever (for real) Will the republican's let me join their party? I really hope not. Toobin was tugging his toob on the zoom tube. Trump vs Biden last presidential debate? I hope so. Watch the new Borat movie on prime video . See you next week --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/conor-kinsman/support

Its the middle of October and Ernest Scared Stupid is an incredible movie starring Jim Varney! Its really scary but not as scary as the recently surfaced sex tape starring Amy Coney Barrett and Ernest. Its called "Ernest scared sexy" and its really sexual. Hulk Hogan had his sex tape so now its time to pass the torch. The heart of a Child and Unconditional love will save us from pure evil booger lips.  Episode 12 Is full of really Loud sounds. Im working on that. Ill put more effort into stuff at some point. Have a spooky week! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/conor-kinsman/support

Hoobastank is mental health awareness and Rosie Obama Odonald  likes will smith while Arnold Shwartsinaeger  wears shorts and listens to ICP but then Blade comes in the beginning to kill all the club kid vampires. Mental health awarewolves?  Now THATS A scary October movie I wish I talked about The video dead which is a 1987 straight to video movie I watched last night. Maybe next time. peep dis  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/conor-kinsman/support

On this special 10th episode of TDSP we discuss Jason X (2001) and how it was the number one top MDMA enhancer for 14 year olds in the spring of 2002. Also in other news Trump had one corona and had to go to the hospital. NO more instagram for a week. I got really high and had to go outside to trade shirts with a sweaty man. Its really difficult to do a podcast every week. just give it to me on this one. thanks okay  enjoy!  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/conor-kinsman/support

69 isn't just Mark Hamill's age! It also means sexy... It's Luke Skywalker's birthday but he brings his aunt in and she yells at everyone. Where is Uncle Owen? Mcdonalds chicken nuggets have bones in them sometimes because cool fun chickens get murdered and then are turned into little light brown  chunks that people eat. The movie "Cartoon All Stars to the rescue" makes me feel like I'm 5 years old and the pot smoke thinks crack is cool which actually is pretty cool.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/conor-kinsman/support

Tripping on acid while babysitting isn't all that fun. What's Trending you ask? Florida Antimasker sports bar man gets homoerotic which is totally acceptable. Carl Rove likes French fries while baby Elton John sings us a song about the pains of personal growth. How's the weather where you're at?  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/conor-kinsman/support

George Bush comes on to talk Seventh Heaven vs Touched by an angel redux on Netflix sponsored by BAYER the new Monsanto times a trillion Bitcoin is fake news while Highway to heaven the show is problematic but very cool theme song. Take my advice and listen to this episode. Its the seventh  of dark silly's heavenly episodes. God bless your ass --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/conor-kinsman/support

This episode is pretty chill just me telling stories about losing my mind.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/conor-kinsman/support

The infamous Bill and Ted have a new movie out today but they'd rather tell me how good my new music is. The number 5 is very important to Jesus cuz they talk about it in the Bible. Listen to the end to hear snippets of my new. songs. the whole episode is kinda loud so be warned. Rockn roll Is loud get used to it.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/conor-kinsman/support

This episode is filled to the brim with Hollywood insider secrets like who is Jar Jar BINKY? and whats under the costume? are aliens real? Dennis the menace part 2? SONGS! PRANKS! FRIENDS ! AND grumpy old Sith Lords go camping with fish. Confused? Not an issue. just listen and everything will be crystal CLEAR. Learn whats on the mind of the biggest names in Hollywood. Enjoy the show  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/conor-kinsman/support

Ever wonder what JackNicholson thinks about Social media? HE calls it Media Social if that gives you any idea what so ever. ON this episode none other than the mystery boy himself old timing actor Jack Nike"s son and Rack DimeS daughters Richard Spenser gets up to date litmus test results.. Alkaline? inquire within. Thank you for listening and continue on your path sorry about audio you may have to turn down a little.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/conor-kinsman/support

ever want to meet famous celebrities? Nows your chance! George clue knee and buck cherry Brittany spears show up to watch Madonna's head spin in the corner of my podcast studio . this second episode makes me millions while keeping my modesty in check. listen to the end to hear the prank phone call and win a billion roundup squirts its gonna get kinky so wear protective shinguard deodorant  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/conor-kinsman/support

This is the very first episode of The Dark Silly Podcast! W've got songs, fun, joking AND FUNNY SAYINGS! Thanks for checking it out :)  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/conor-kinsman/support