The Miss Lucas Show

White girls wanted to be Cinderella, but I looked up to Winter Santiago and nem. & i realized how fantasy really fucks up my reality. This week, my likkle rant turns into a real conversation. Probably one of my favorite episodes. I lm dead funny lol. #TMC

“I do not not brag, just watch *insensitive slur here*!” After a couple hundo in therapy sessions and much needed time to reflect- i think I'm ready to discuss my April Fools debacle. I kinda missed being on the mic. Almost let yall Trick me off the Streets - thank GOD I'm too solid for that! Like|Comment|Subscribe #TMC

I really needed to get this off my spirit and into the universe. My life has gotten better but dating still sucks. Heres a “rant” for those like me. I know im not alone. Love yall. See yall REAL soon.

They done brought me out my silence. Not for long but i needed to get this off. The constant conversations of the piss poor dating pool made me wonder- what IS the damn issue?! After hearing “both sides”, i came up with a pretty logical reason for all this bs. I wonder if anyone else agrees with me?! Felt kinda good talking my ish again. #TMC ❤️

One of my favorite movies is Crazy|Beautiful. The journey of a beautiful girl isnt always a easy one. This week i wanted to break down a few reasons why I believe some of the most beautiful women can be “weird” sometimes. Ever wanted to know why your WCW been single for years- this pod might have an answer! Oh yea- can yall STOP playing in MY PRETTY ASS face please? Sincerely signed- a Princess! #TMC

This weeks episode was recorded a few weeks ago. Last time, i apologized like Ray J. This week im screaming “ya welcome” like Muai! Lotta yall owe me Christmas cards.... anyway. I also get into an old wise tale. The message aint new - but it may be new to you! Get rid of the things you dont need to make space for the things you do! Lastly, i pay respect to Daunte Wright and give my POV on what its like being in the particular shoes i fill. I hope yall enjoy! Like|Comment|Subscribe #TMC Podcast Survey : bit.ly/Misslucas Patreon Channel : patreon.com/misslucas CashApp : $MissLucas1 https://www.paypal.me/IvanaLucas Venmo: @IvanaLucas IG | Twitter : @_misslucas Youtube.com/misslucastv

“Hol on- how yall get here?!” *young bbq voice* Its been a min and honestly i just wanted to chat one last time before changes are made. Apologies, Sah-weetie and Quavo, Joe & Nem , bad customer service are some of the topics i speak on. I aint touch the mic in a min but i think i still got it! Like|Comment|Subscribe Podcast Survey : bit.ly/Misslucas Patreon Channel : patreon.com/misslucas CashApp : $MissLucas1 https://www.paypal.me/IvanaLucas Venmo: @IvanaLucas IG | Twitter : @_misslucas Youtube.com/misslucastv

Since i flaked last week- its only right to give yall 2 dope episodes in one. 1st segment is all about acknowledging the Ego. I been moving like a goof and thats not even in my DNA. But they say if u run with 4 fools- you will be the 5th one! In the second segment i ask a legit question- Who the FUCK is Society & how can she pay my bills since she got so much ta say! I hope yall enjoy the mash up! #TMC

In the words of Jack Harlow “I dont feel bad for you, i aint sympathetic!” This weeks Petty Moment / Oh Girl goes to the one and regular - Dani Leigh and her constant nonsense! Dumb is dumb- & speaking of dumb, I also give “Dead End” native Megan the Annoying Ass Flip Flopper a good read too. If u wanted feminism and polite commentary- skip dis one! Podcast Survey : bit.ly/Misslucas Patreon Channel : patreon.com/misslucas CashApp : $MissLucas1 https://www.paypal.me/IvanaLucas Venmo: @IvanaLucas IG | Twitter : @_misslucas Youtube.com/misslucastv

2020 was a rollercoaster & i HATE rollercoasters! Even still, i found a few thrills and learned so much. This week i break down the top 4 things i learned during this weird ass year & even reveal something I've never told anyone before. If u didnt learn anything else- just know, you cant be slow, joe!! #TMC

Merry Chrimuh family! I pray all is well. It not- get it together! This week we discuss my scrooge vibes, we break down a stupid old cliche saying & spazz on those who hate change. No... not like pennies & nickles.... like life changes.

Another bumptious bozo bites the dust! Im really starting to think things like this happen to me for podcast purposes. Peep how a quick ride downtown almost turned into Jerry Springer- Who knew nxggas STILL couldn't play the game right!!Good thing i always stay ready. Moral of the story: stay cool- even when drama literally BANGS on ya WINDOW! #TMC

This episode we talk about Voting, Staying solid even when everybody else folds & being very par-tic-cular about ya hair & things! Im back on my bully shit.... just for this episode! Lol #TMC

This week I discuss why ill be single forever, weirdos who act funny when they get in relationships, my 31st bday party and all the lessons that came with it. This weeks Oh Girl goes out to NYC and they bullshit! Always tryna stop my shine bro! Like wtf! #TMC

Yall really getting cheese pizza when you really want pepperoni .... cause he broke?! This extra episode is a #PettyMoment we talk about the thread of broke boys in text messages asking for money- and the women who are ENCOURAGING this behavior.

This week i get into my toxic bag to let my fellow sisters in on a secret - YOUR MANS OPINION MATTERS! Its not always about you. Stop listenin to Mya! I also get into old devils and my new approach and my (past due) breakfown of CThaGod vs Joe Budden debacle. #TMC

No funny shit this week. This week we straight shooting on a subject I know ALOT about. Faith. What it is, what it ain't & how to implement it! I get in my Ted talk bag a bit lol. I also touch on this “lack of effort” wave people be on. Prototype personas are a thing & i been hip myboy! #TMC

This episode we take two totally different topics and bring them together for one message - understanding is a lost art! I get into my unpopular view of this whole Meg & Tory situation and do what i do best ...RANT about you niggas (unisex term, btw). Long story short- I need Xscape to know we still need some understanding out here! TMC

This week we get into my toxicity, not taking things personal...ly & I have a few words for Dirty Diana (Summer Walker) and her stinky shenanigans! Monica been told us how to live back in the 90s-why we aint listen?! #TMC

Most expensive thing we have is time. & its still crazy how niggas will waste it on purpose! This week we get into these random food deliveries to my crib, how Meek manages to mess up again & ghetto families in grocery stores! #TMC

1st- RIP Pop Smoke! Long live the Woo.

Laziness is a disease! & who better to speak on it then someone diagnosed. This week- after a very lazy break, we get into niggas not wanting to read, my trials with being uncomfortable & Evelyn Lozada and her extra ass. “Indolence is the dry rot of even a good mind and a good character....”-Tyron Edwards Podcast Survey : bit.ly/Misslucas Patreon Channel : patreon.com/misslucas CashApp : $MissLucas1 https://www.paypal.me/IvanaLucas Venmo: @IvanaLucas IG | Twitter : @_misslucas Youtube.com/misslucastv

This is my season of “becoming”. This week i vent on becoming irritated with these UGLASS braided wigs, becoming my most authentic self may cause issues in my relationships & my growing frustration with Police brutality/ murder and the uncle toms that believe “peace is the only answer” is becoming toooo much for me to deal with. Thank God it cut off mid rant- cause i was GOIN IN!!! #TMC

This week is all about choices u make. You can either make the bag with good choices, fumble the bag with bad choices, or , allow the bag to turn you into a rat with the choices you make. We also talk how to increase ya bag by making the choice to not hate on things you don't understand. Good episode! #TMC

First things first - brush ya teeth nasty asses! Too grown to wake up and do anything else before getting in that mouf! Anyway... we get into being a good person, not fucking people over & a good ole “STAY IN THE DAMN HOUSE” rant never hurt - especially with Rona around. Short but hella dope episode! #TMC

A compilation of my Petty Moments wrapped into one episode. I hope this makes you laugh during these rough times. Oh & a personal Oh- Girl. I thought Will was lying when he said “Parents Just Dont Understand”... but he was telling the truff! #TMC ❤️

Dave Chappelle was right once again! This week i get into insecure ass men & social media, why im single single , liars & how i had to let one of my favorite podcasts go. This is a good ass episode. Do me a favor & count how many accents i used this episode too lmfaoo Podcast Survey : bit.ly/Misslucas Patreon Channel : patreon.com/misslucas CashApp : $MissLucas1 https://www.paypal.me/IvanaLucas Venmo: @IvanaLucas IG | Twitter : @_misslucas Youtube.com/misslucastv

“Ive already mastered being able to spot my enemies, now im learning to bless them dead in they face!” - me This week we dive into being used, being happy for other people, staying focused on your blessings and greedy mf'ers! Its hella easy to SAY “im happy for you”... the challenge is to really mean it! Especially for an enemy. Like |Comment|Subscribe Podcast Survey : bit.ly/Misslucas Patreon Channel : patreon.com/misslucas CashApp : $MissLucas1 https://www.paypal.me/IvanaLucas Venmo: @IvanaLucas IG | Twitter : @_misslucas Youtube.com/misslucastv

I dont have the capacity to write a witty caption this week. Loss is “losing me bro” ! Seems like 2020 got an attitude or something. This week we talk about birthday invitations, how to prevent getting caught “lacking”, & clout chasing. #TMC

Sometimes u gotta be stingy with ya ball. Stop passing it and being mad they aint hit the 3 like you would've. And by YOU- i mean ME! Broke boys & bad parenting also comes up. Cant front- this is a good ass episode! I be killing this shit lol Like|Comment|Subscribe #TMC

“ succeeding got me conceited , im achieving my goals. The kid Butter- they cant believe that im on a roll!” - Heir Murph This week's episode is dedicated to a true friend and dope lyricist Najee Murphy. I love you kid! This week i get into my fascination with BLOCKING people & living a fulfilling life! Once its over -dasssit! Also- the dreaded lost applewatch story. Im still sick over this! Make sure u like |comment|subscribe

“Any last words?” Yeaaaa , actually i have a few! Im going into 2020 with peace in my heart so its only right i address the bs ONE LAST TIME FOR ‘1-9. I will never speak on these few situations ( parenting, being “too friendly” and my money) again so listen up closely if necessary. A good purge before the new year is necessary! Like|Comment|Subscribe #TMC

You want G shit? Well imma give it to ya! After another dumb ass hiatus - i keep it all the way real on why i keep having these breaks in between episodes. I also bear a truth few parents will tell. I may be judged for it - but u can also judge YA mama, cause im sure she feels/felt the same! Oh yeaaa- & support me. Tell a friend, drop a dollar, share on socials. If u love me - spread that love! Like|Comment|Subscribe |Podcast Survey : bit.ly/Misslucas CashApp : $MissLucas1 https://www.paypal.me/IvanaLucas Venmo: @IvanaLucas IG | Twitter : @_misslucas Youtube.com/misslucastv

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Bang Bang!! Wassup yall! This week we get into good fathers, having Chief Keef levels of honesty & the bullshit establishment that is 1Oak! How easy is it for you to tell someone what you DONT like about them?! Wasnt hard in my story- press play & listen! Like |Comment|Subscribe #TMC

First things first - STOP PLAYING WITH ME!.....before i get my chakra stones and rocks out and put em in a sock! Nah - but seriously- this week we dig into being a good liar, bad representatives , chakras and whores. I really enjoyed myself recording this episode! Oh yea - the first 10 mins sound HORRIBLE- but the message is amazing so bare with me! Like|Comment|Subscribe #TMC CashApp : $MissLucas1 https://www.paypal.me/IvanaLucas Venmo: @IvanaLucas IG | Twitter : @_misslucas Youtube.com/misslucastv

This week I get real about my new found feelings toward the “dead”, cheap ass girlfriends , and toolboxes. Are u utilizing your tools properly? Cause ill take a hammer if u not using it! Make sure to like |comment|subscribe! Tell a friend to tell a friend! CashApp : $MissLucas1 https://www.paypal.me/IvanaLucas Venmo: @IvanaLucas IG | Twitter : @_misslucas Youtube.com/misslucastv

Welcome to the Mind of a Maniac... i mean a Libra! I couldnt end Libra Season without dropping this gem! I recorded this episode MONTHS ago after reading some dumb logic on libras and had to throw my 2 cents in the mix! Ever wanted to know how a Libra thinks , feels , communicates & operates (most of the time)- keep listening! The scales get tipped on both sides. Listen to This Libra Logic & leave me your thoughts! Like |Comment |Subscribe. #TMC

*bangs on mic* Yall still out there ?! Wassup - im back! New Season, New New Year , New Tings, Same vibes tho! Turning 30 has been nothing short of dope. Until a little kid wanna play like i got time - okay?! Anyway... 1st episode back & i got mad shit to get off my chest! I hope you enjoy

Dont call this a comeback - this is just an interlude. Im not even suppose to be here right now! Plastic Surgery, Church on Canyons & the unstable creatures that are the Male human species all got my blood boiling. Next time i come back- ill have a better attitude... TODAY THO- yall getting this work! I aint Joe Budden but u can say im Raging against the Machine! Like the show ? SUPPORT ! CashApp : $MissLucas1 https://www.paypal.me/IvanaLucas Venmo: @IvanaLucas IG | Twitter : @_misslucas Youtube.com/misslucastv

The M in Man is for “Maybe he got it , maybe he cheap or Maybe he will say no and imma be mad”

The honorable and beloved Megan Thee Stallion once said “imma finesser & imma fly dresser... moved to the penthouse & flew in my dresser!” & thats been my vibe this past week. We get into the “deflamation” of the homie Fab, my dope ass weekend & why soapbox Sally's really need Mase in they life!

“Hang ups| let downs| Bad breaks| set backs. “ Thats word to the late great Marvin Gaye! This week I walk down a road less traveled & speak on the heavy realities of so many of our black youth- boys/men in particular. I had something crazy happen around me & it shook me to my core. My motto for the week “Love on ya people , b!” #TMC

Real Broke Girl Shit ! Thats the vibe im about to be on! Being a Hot Girl is too expensive & these daddies aint tricking at the mall like they doing in “H-tine”! Im going on a mission next month & i want yall to help! Get these apps first so we can get rich together! . Sign up with Qapital and use my code eh92x4cz or my link https://get.qapital.com/vDVBRtE1mY and we'll both get $10! Sign up with Digit with this link & get $5.00 —— https://digit.co/r/bJnuJnXsDX?ab DREAMCATCHERS FB PAGE - search Tiffany “The Budgetnista” Aliche or DREAMCATCHERS #TMC

Our generation done swapped the cookout out for a day party. I just want a burnt frank & some baked beans instead of this damn hookah!!Where were the bbqs at this year for the 4th?! Im sick of it just like im sick of this emo rollercoaster i been on. So I'm getting off ! Acknowledgement and Accountability. I speak on it often. I live it everyday. And its HARD. An old story brought my new story some necessary closure. Bout damn time! Like |Comment|Subscribe #TMC

Raise ya hand if you handle rejection well? If ya hand is up - ya lyin! This weekend while i was in the middle of rejecting - i got rejected & that twist of events got me to thinking about some real shit. REJECTION has been a reoccuring theme in my life so imma disect it - The Miss Lucas Way! We also got our 1st listener letter! & the half drunken Oh Girl may hit a nerve or two .. this is a long episode but a fulfilling one!.. Like |Comment |Subscribe #TMC

Wassup! New Week - New tings! Between getting the chance to see one of my idols/mentors in person over weekend, half ass watching the BET awards & Wells Fargo pissin me off for the LAST damn time - its safe to say i got shit to talk about! I also get into this new “anti social” social club everyone is getting season passes to... aye , im good - don't invite in there! Weird is not the new normal. THANK YOU!

People will scream “it takes a village” until the village gotta have a conversation with your child- now its “your child would never”....okay sure.

Who likes being in 2nd place? Who cool with getting the silver medal? Clearly I do. I been subconsciously running slower than my peers because I'm afraid to win! In relationships, my career- all that. Thats a hard revelation to come to. I also speak on my dusty ass new neighbors & send my prayers up to Supa and her family. This is definitely in my Top 5 fav episodes- let me know how u feel! #TMC

Sometimes you gotta cut the world off and get ya “Adult” on. And these past few weeks - I've done just that. Minding my business , learning & adjusting to my powers & not trying to use them on my 6 year old can take up alot of my time. Life ain't a sprint , its a marathon baby... its cool to slow down & pace yaself. No excuses tho- I'm back baby! Like |Comment |Subscribe #TMC ❤️

“Gratitude turns what we have into enough”. A drunk text coulda effed up my whole weekend but i turned my misery into a mission. Being thankful in the midst of my misery saved me this Mother's Day weekend and i had to share! Hope you enjoy the calmer me- i only turn up once toward the end - PROGRESS! Like|Comment|Subscribe