Verbal Discharge

Merry Christmas! Here's your gift, a beautiful new podcast, with more facts about the history of mince pies than you ever wanted! It's this year's Christmas podcast! This week, Robbie writes some cracker jokes, James has done a great deal of research into mince pies, and Jordan is getting into the festive spirit. Now all that remains is you download the blighter and shove it in your ears like a good little elf. Get on it.

This is it, folks. The golden, shining Episode 100. It's the Discharge Review of the Year, recorded live as part of Nottingham Comedy Festival! With thanks to Furthest From the Sea, it's our century episode, as we look back on 2017 in all it's dead baby glory! On the show, James celebrates just how weird our old favourite George Osborne is, Robbie prepares a puppet show on the new UKIP leader, Jordan has some suggestions for Word of the Year, and Ben presents a world-exclusive look at the new Star Wars film. It's a fantastic show, and it's all yours for ear-based consumption.

Haha you know when you run out of wine and you're like "Oh man, what I really need is a podcast. And some wine!!!". That's right, middle-aged women of Facebook, we appeal to you too now. This week on the podcast, Ben has a new favourite genre of meme, Jordan explores the universe, and Robbie revives a dead-for-a-reason comedy character for a brand new quiz show. That's right, podcasts two weeks in a row. We spoil you lot. If you do want to thank us, you can come along to The Cross Keys in Nottingham next Friday 10th November for our Review of the Year show, with Furthest From the Sea & Nottingham Comedy Festival.

Cor, it's been a while. How have you been? How are the kids? How old are they now? Wow, they're getting big. Yes, the podcast finally returns, as we find a very 21st century solution to not all being able to get into the same room for two months! This week, Robbie has been to Canada, Jordan has a fun story about shit, and James has not got any more time for hearing about the My Little Pony movie. Now, all that remains is for you to settle in, and hear a golden podcast of somewhat-reduced audio quality.

Our podcast is much like orange juice. Perfect with your breakfast, refreshing, and containing a lengthy story about the frustrating sexual fantasies of an old woman. Here's a really good podcast! This week, Robbie is chased around a tent by an old woman, Ben sends abuse over a PS4, and James recounts the tales of a child called Ancient Face. That and LOTS LOTS MORE. Like, fifty-odd minutes more. That's loads more. LOTS LOTS, even, you could say.

One island. Two winners. Like eight hundred and thirty stupid people trying to fuck each other. It's the TV show you've been sort-of confused about when your colleagues talk about it, everyone! It's time Team Discharge familiarise themselves with the TV event of ITV2 between 9 and 10:30 on the evenings it was on. This week, James and Robbie binge Love Island, and see how closely it fits their predictions going in. Join them for a voyage of rapist, twats, and a woman who's probably Andy Cerkis covered in ping-pong balls*. That's right, ladies and mildly disinterested gentlemen, it's time for our Love Island special!   *This is a joke Robbie came up with immediately after finishing the show, and regrets not making, so has squeezed in here.

Welcome back, friend, to your favourite place for ears. This week, Ben solves climate change, Brexit, endangered species and NHS funding, Robbie accidentally watches tennis, and James is a detective with no time for political correctness. All this and probably slightly more. It's the Verbal Discharge podcast, ladies and gentleorangs.

When the polling cards go away, the dick jokes come to play. Last week, Britain went to the polls, and put into motion events that could last years, strengthening the political discourse and creating endless amounts of things for us to talk about. So instead, we spent an hour and a half talking about dicks and Flubber's sex life. This week, Ben has some big questions, Jordan has very few answers, Robbie has some career suggestions for Tim Farron and James has some great ideas for new video games. All this and more! More! We somehow managed to fit more in this podcast!

Disclaimer: The following podcast contains so much politics, it contains a disclaimer warning you about how much politics it contains. There's one week to go until the UK's general election, and we won't let you forget it. James, Robbie and Jordan discuss the highs and lows of the still-unfurling campaign, and tackle each of the five parties jostling for your vote. Plus! Robbie does his best Paxman as we attempt to find a new Podcast PM, we make some outlandish rumours about Caroline Lucas, and play some music by Tim Farron's old pop group (No, really). It also gets angry and impassioned. But can you blame us? There's only one week to go to the election...

We try really hard to talk about things other than the election this week, honest. A half-strength but absolutely full-fat podcast this week, but don't let that put you off as James and Robbie venture alone. This week, one of them uses a women's toilet and watches Hotel For Dogs, whilst the other is stalked by a man with a carrier bag and celebrates Mental Health Awareness Week. It's quite a show. Quite a show.

This week, Verbal Discharge celebrates Europe's favourite bucket of tuneless wonder in a glorious live show as part of Derby Comedy Festival! And by that we mean Eurovision, not Nigel Farage. Our Eurovision special comes from the Guildhall Theatre Clubrooms, as a LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE joined us for a celebration of the best and worst of Eurovisions past. On the show, James is confused by UK geography, Jordan recovers from a mental breakdown, Robbie almost chokes to death and Ben wears a frankly remarkable piece of clothing. That you can't see because this is an audio podcast. Never mind. It's a good show. Listen to it. You can find the assorted videos we played during the show in the 'Eurovision Referendum' playlist on our YouTube Channel. The show makes sense without them, but you may want to see them anyway.

Theresa May ate some chips and we strung that out into an entire podcast. It's another podcast here. Another podcast. Here's another podcast. There's an election coming up, so we focus on the fortnight's big stories. Namely, Theresa May ate some chips. Beyond that, Robbie eats a sandwich, Jordan drives a magical musical scat bus and James starts a restaurant. And some more things. Some more strong and stable things. Enjoy it, and we'll see you at the Guildhall Theatre, Derby, next week for our Eurovision Referendum show!

Well it's safe to say quite a bit has happened since our last podcast. An election was called, George Osborne stood down, and a new Peppa Pig movie came out. Time for us to deal with it all. There's a lot to tackle this week, in a show many people may describe as 'bumper'. On this week's show, Ben constructs a new political beat 'em up, James finds himself sold into slavery, and Robbie has seen another Peppa Pig movie, and is willing to let history repeat itself. That and we talk about the election. And Brexit. And George Osborne. And Jeremy Corbyn. And the election. And Theresa May. And Brexit. And Nigel Farage. And Vikings. And Brexit. One day we might get over it.

An episode of dubious intent and questionable legality. Verbal Discharge are dipping their toes in a whole world of fresh oceans this week. They try their hands as branch assistants at a W.H.Smiths store, stop to ponder the wider justifications for full-scale war with all manner of sovereign states, and even take a moment to infringe on all kinds of copyrights and land themselves in an inevitable heap of legal bother. Expect a Jordan, a Robbie and a James.

An hour and a half of four mild-mannered men get angry about other people's work. Verbal Discharge accidentally becomes Literary Critcharge this week, as we take on writers, poets, broadcasters and George Osbornes alike. Join us as Jordan gets trapped on a desert island, Robbie appears on another radio show, Ben learns to write, and James uncovers the shameful poetry of a certain Mr. Yiannopoulos...

And like a golden horse in a mine of financially-struggling equiphiles, the Verbal Discharge podcast comes roaring back int your life, ready to make your ears feel like they have purpose once more. The podcast is back, better than ever, in a decent audio quality again at long last, and fully aware we skipped Episode 85. This week, Robbie explores the eely world of A Cure for Wellness, Jordan wire-taps Donald Trump, James looks for a new centre of hate, and Ben buys you a brand-spanking new gift. All this and plenty more in the podcast critics are calling "A return to form", "Spellbinding" and "Something that makes me proud of my son for the first time ever". You can listen to the show in the player above, in whichever podcast app you prefer, or by right-clicking here to download. Thank you very much, we'll see you soon!

And he lost some close personal friends to the episode recording too. Or at least Paul Nuttall would tell us so. On this week's show, James looks for a mystery item, Robbie finds the world's new favourite sex track and Jordan investigates collective nouns/Donald Trump's cabinet. And there's then a bit where we didn't know it was recording, though we never say "Grab her by the pussy" because we're actually half-decent people so it's all OK. And a quick plug, our next live show is this Wednesday, the 22nd February at QUAD in Derby, please come along. We'll be your best friend.

It's a universally recognised truth that, when one part of your podcast starts going well, another falls spectacuarly into a phallic trap with no escape. Hello, hi, are we well? That's good. This week, James fact-checks Bridget Jones, Robbie develops a new catchphrase, Ben leaves his ex-wife, and Jordan starts looking for wolves. All this, and probably a few other bits.

Oh my god, it's a podcast, quick, someone, shoot it in the head! Or listen to it! Maybe that's more progressive! This week, the Discharge team revolutionise a sport, stop facism, form a new political party and discuss pub toilets over the course of an hour. What have you done today? Oh, sorry mate, don't feel down, we didn't mean to say you're worthless, it's just... Look, it's OK. Just listen to the podcast, OK, it'll all be OK. Jordan, James and Robbie will do their best to cheer you up. We know it's been tough since Cheryl left, but... It'll be OK. We'll be back next week too. Don't worry about it.

Another potential interview, another celebrity blowing us off. But at least this one sent us a snarky tweet... The Discharge boys try to recover from their monumental let-down by decidedly average discslinger DJ Fresh by all getting all four together for the first time since ever. This week, Ben does his research, Jordan does his research, James does his research and Robbie does his research. They also discuss ET's sex life, deliver some delicious alternate facts and produce and release, in full, the upcoming Gerard Butler movie Geostorm. It's enough to satisfy even the grumpiest of men called DJ Fresh.

A heart-warming classic about friendship and trust, loved by generations and considered iconic the world over, Verbal Discharge returns at last for another podcast! It's been a while since we last did a normal episode, so we hope you didn't miss us too badly. This week, Robbie predicts the events of E.T., James tries to help YOU with YOUR New Year's Resolution, and Ben builds a robot that can churn out works of beautiful literature. All this and more on our last show before the Trumpocalypse!

All good things must come to an end. And so must all things that started out OK but have really been dragged out for too long now. Join Team Discharge as they explore the cavernous wonders of the podcasts put out between late-September and the end of the year! Alongside two (Count 'em!) live shows, the boys mark both Jordan and Ben's deaths, their subsequent revivals, the discovery of countless new characters and species, plus one interview that went ahead (Danny Howard) and one that didn't (Lethal Bizzle). It's all here on the podcast, alongside a heartfelt thank you to everyone who's helped us this last year. Listen. James almost cries. He doesn't, but maybe it might be different if you listen to it. You never know. We'll be back properly next week!

Our review of 2016 continues, as we cross the boundary of Brexit, cover the Olympics, and seem to spend an awful lot of time talking about dicks... It's the second of our frankly-too-long Best Of show, as we cover episodes 51 through to 64, which includes the point of no return that is Brexit, amongst other things. Witness Robbie having a breakdown in 46 seconds. Hear Ben's most foolhardy drunken tales. Listen as James speculates about willies over and over. And lend an ear to Jordan, as he invents a new country that definitely isn't Russia. It's the best of the best, here on and from Verbal Discharge.

It's that time of year again, the time when you think about the fact it's a year rather than simply accepting it. And, as such, Discharge is looking back on our last year in full, as we reflect on each podcast from 2016... In the first of three parts, join us as we relive what has been a frankly busy year for Verbal Discharge. We present the best moments and out-of-context audio clips from episodes 36 to 50 of the podcast, which saw the introductions of Ducky McDuck, Grak and other lovable Verbal Discharge characters, we interview the leader of the Green Party,  personally victimise George Osborne and all kinds of other nonsense! Basically, it's better than a normal podcast because it's just the good bits. We've also got the Verbal Discharge team introducing their favourite bits, plus a supercut of us saying our favourite phrase of the year, "Keith Chegwin's Penis". Enjoy, and we'll see you in a few days time for Part Two!

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! It's time for your gift from The Podcast Santa, as a new show from your favourite Derby-based comedy podcast not about squid lands in your delightful festive inbox... This week, the Discharge team attempts to unravel the True Meaning of Christmas by traveling the globe, collecting and studying traditions from all over the world. James investigates Holland's perculirly racist traditions, Ben uncovers the violent mysteries of Australian Christmas, Robbie interviews a passing Frenchman about how he's spending his Noél, and Jordan gets stuck in Turkey without hope or wi-fi. All this and (admittedly only a tiny bit) more, on this week's festive Discharge podcast! Merry Christmas, and send your mum our best!

Away in a Maypole, no crib for his beer, the Little Lord Discharge lay down his sweet Christmas Show... On Thursday, Verbal Discharge held our first Chirstmas live show at the Maypole Cafe-Bar & Theatre, with a full nativity play, with the Discharge team playing all the roles between them. It was a Brexxit-based goblin-filled spectacle as we forgot our lines, missed our cues and watched as our costumes unraveled on stage. And you''l be able to see all of that soon, but here, for this podcast, you can now witness the second half of the show, as we recorded a post-show podcast, live on stage! On this week's show, James sees a Christmasy penis, Jordan shows a Christmasy penis, Robbie quizzes us on the second coming, and Ben refuses to marry a primary schooler. All this and more, on our very special Nativity show podcast...

Gather one and all, as we tell you this yuletime of the many adventures of Bigfoot, the most feared of creatures, and Bigdad, the creature even Bigfoot feared... It's a goddamn bona fide classic of an episode this week, as usual. On this week's show, Jordan writes a new work of genius, Ben speculates on the existence of a legendary beast and Robbie reads some letters and runs out of toilet roll. All this and more, on a podcast so good we're going to abandon the format next week because we can't top it and do a Nativity play instead! Our Christmas live show is next Thursday, the 15th December, at The Maypole Café-Bar & Theatre, 7:30PM doors for an 8PM start. Please come along, it's going to be a thrilling evening of thrills and Christmasy nativity nonsense.

Just eight minutes before we were due to record, Jordan tragically passed away. The following podcast is exclusively comprised of live coverage from his funeral. Join us, as we look back on the life, times, crimes and misdemeanors of Jordan Daniel Leonard Reynolds. This week, Robbie, James, a belligerent vicar, some French guy, Michael Caine and a cow from a nearby field deliver their eulogies and tributes to Jordan, the choir serenades his memory with a rendition of Jordan's favourite song, and a freak storm brings an alarming surprise... This is the Funeral of Jordan Reynolds. Please stand by, and prepare the handkerchief.

We apologise for the fact so much of this week's podcast sounds like it was recorded on a potato. There's a section in the middle where the audio's fine. Please don't be put off. We worked hard on it. You're going to make us cry now. On this week's show, we welcome aboard the man who claims to be Discharge's biggest fan, and he goads us into finally unveiling something we have been long-since banned from mentioning. James shows us a little bit too much, Ben has an awful job interview, Robbie briefly brings back a much-loved comedy character and Jordan gets his own simulator. All this and more, in a podcast you can just about make out the words in.

Every year, thousands gather to celebrate the world's greatest and most popular man, Lethal Bizzle. And this year, Verbal Discharge has exclusive rights to cover it... Seeing as there's no major stories in the news, this week Discharge takes a step aside to cover a brand new festival dedicated to world-class grime artist Lethal Bizzle, as Robbie and James report live from backstage at a Lethal Bizzle gig! There's also a lovely little compilation of others things we've said and done that you've never heard before, including extensive discussion of Chris Tarrant's penis! You might as well listen, it's the shortest show we've ever done.

On November 7th 2016, Verbal Discharge set out to Make Nottingham Great Again with another live show, this time from the Malt Cross, in Nottingham's city centre. It's our US Election special, from a room near a flooded cave in Nottingham! On this week's show, we have Trump-themed music by our special guest, the Midlands' finest wielder of a ukulele, Edi Johnston! We then have two hours of tremendous satire, just excellent satire, many people have said that it really is the best satire, it made people laugh bigly, it is tremendous satire on the US election. James investigates a web of lies, Robbie plays a game of Pin the Tale on the Donald, Jordan stands for election and Ben uncovers a grand conspiracy. Enjoy it, considering the way the election's looking, it might be your last chance. This podcast is going up a matter of hours before polls close on the 2016 election, and was recorded before a live audience 24 hours before they opened, so we have to stress everything was fine and not doomed at the time of recording & release. If you're listening after the result is announced, chances are that's changed. You can listen in the player above, on your preferred podcast app (Probably iTunes, let's be honest), or by right-clicking here to download.

He's there. Over your shoulder. Lurking. Waiting. Ready to pounce at any moment. You can't see him, but he lives in your shadow. Watch out. These are your last moments. So use them wisely and listen to this week's Verbal Discharge podcast. This week! On the podcast! What happens? This happens: Jordan speculates on Middle Earth fetishes, James analyses a stranger danger video from 1980 and Robbie is in a mystery location. All this, and a decision as to whether or not Stranger Things was any good or not. We'd say we give a pretty definitive answer... [btw gang our US election live show is on monday. just letting you know. please come. malt cross. nottingham. 7pm. ok cool see you there.]

Welcome to the spookiest podcast of the year, where spooky songs are sung and dead spooky podcast hosts are channeled through living spooky podcast hosts... That's right, folks, it's almost Halloween, so time for us to do a vaguely Halloween-themed episode again! On this week's show, Jordan becomes a spirit medium, James freestyles some Halloween raps, and Robbie writers six new episodes of Black Mirror. It's a podcast that, in thousands of years time, is going to have people still talking, and wishing something else from twenty-first century culture had survived.

Earlier this week, we posted a seemingly-innocent poll. It asked which critically-panned sitcom should we try to marathon, and record our slow descent into madness? Well, The Big Bang Theory was the run-away winner, and the descent was anything but slow. Listen in as James, Jordan, Robbie and Ben tear the show atom from atom! Continue listening as they begin to lose their minds and grow to resent everything in the world! Think about hitting pause and never coming back just in case one of them reaches tears! But who will take it best? Through how many episodes will they make it? Or will any of them actually come round and start to enjoy one of the most popular sitcoms on the face of the planet?

My name is Discharge. Funny name for an English podcast, I know. My hosts to be were on the same plane when it crashed. That's how they met. They named me after the name of the plane. Not many people are named after a plane crash. The plane is a metaphor for our experience recording this week's podcast. When you wish upon a podcast, you get a podcast. Like this week's podcast. This week, we dissect the theme of wishes, of wanting, of hoping, of dreaming. On the show, Ben wishes for superpowers, Jordan becomes a small shouty black man, Robbie unveils the theme tune to the live-action Aladdin and James brings out an old impression. It's some podcast this week. Sorry for the slightly underwhelming sound quality. And everything else.

This week Team Discharge sets out to explore Youth, and the big questions that surround it: What is Youth, where does Youth go, how do you experience Youth, and what happened in the film Youth starring Michael Caine? An entire podcast all about the idea of youth, and how it slips between your fingers. Amongst recounting our yonderdays, James dips into his shallow bag of impressions, Jordan is terrified of a TV, and Robbie steals from a school. What a show your ears have ahead of you...

normal guys normal podcast Oh my good lord, they've let them do another podcast. And look what they've done as a result. Jordan argues the case for biros in the world's most captivatingly dull debate, Robbie tries to write a sequel to Charlie Bit My Finger, and James has some, shall we say, interesting genitals. And far more, obviously. Only a show with far more would generate this week's podcast art.

I am a DJ, I am what I play. Can't turn around now, can't turn around. I am a DJ, I am what I play, and what I play is mostly this week's new Verbal Discharge podcast. After last week's spectacular, bumper-length sold-out live show, did you think we'd rest on our laurels? Yeah, so did we. But, alas, Discharge is back, and with a very special guest to boot. This week, we're joined by Radio One presenter and one of the country's top DJs, Danny Howard, who talks getting started as a DJ, his iTunes collection and some Nickelodeon classics. Elsewhere on this week's show, Ben smuggles two rubber ducks into the studio, Jordan considers moving to Italy, Robbie tries to remember what's happened recently and James writes Neil Gaiman's new book for him. The interview with Danny Howard starts at around 7 minutes.

On Thursday 15th September, you rallied in your hoards to The Maypole Cafe-Bar & Theatre to enroll in the University of Verbal Discharge. And now, we present, our second live show, in podcast form, for your listening pleasure. Listen back as we attempt to give you the fullest-possible University experience over the course of two hours, covering Fresher's Week, lectures, running our of money, running out of food, graduation and more besides. This week, James gives us a comprehensive history of fashion, Robbie develops a worrying tic as he teaches us the secrets to success is business, Ben find what's really inside the brain, and Jordan finds nothing inside a sport science student's brain. All this and much, much more (It's our longest-ever episode, so we mean it for once). There are numerous points of the evening in which the audio you can hear was supported by visuals, and one point in particular where a huge laugh comes from a face one of the team pulls. The podcast is obviously not the best way to experience this week's show. That would have been to come down, last Thursday, and see it live. The video version shall be up in the next week too.

Once upon a time, in the kingdom of Verbal Discharge, there lived a little podcast... Looks like a little podcast squeezed out of us, no need to look away, it's a perfectly natural process. This week, Robbie tests us on our Welsh, James becomes a frail old lady and Ben speculates over more celebrity deaths. Well, if that doesn't sound like the best show ever, I don't know what does...

Oh come on, did you think a major politician could say he has a 29-inch penis and we wouldn't focus on it? A very Verbal Discharge Friday to you all! The whole team's back together for the first time in almost three months, for your listening pleasure. This week, James attempts to rewrite some classic movies, Robbie gets bored of being a topic podcast, Jordan says poo and Ben showcases once more his remarkable knowledge of early-noughties children's TV. What a wonderful hour you have in store.

Forewarning: There is no comedy in this week's episode of our comedy podcast, but please don't let that put you off. It's a looser show this week, as Verbal Discharge grapples with the big questions. What is comedy? Can you tire of the widest universe? How big a hack is Ricky Gervais? This week, Ben fails to fix a car, Robbie feels proud of a joke he didn't make, and James should feel ashamed of a joke he did make. Some fun, some food, it's all in this week's Verbal Discharge...

It comes bursting through the door. Discharge. It screams at you. You scream back, but it does no good. The Discharge has no ears. Only a mouth, a screaming comedy mouth. You take a deep breath and settle down. There's only one thing for it: You need to listen... So what's going on this week? We'll tell you what's going on this week. Robbie writes to his one true love, James gets attacked by a kid with a piece of paper, and Ben begins a new career managing a comedy shop. All this and probably more. If you want to find out for certain, you'll just have to listen, won't you?

The greatest novelist residing in the living world, Scandinavian genius Jorben Bowen, has written a brand new novella. It's a mind-bending thriller about a podcasting dog, with a thickening plot and twists aplenty. And the only place you can access it is here, in audiobook form, on the Verbal Discharge podcast. Yes, that's right! After generously writing a pilot script for Ducky McDuck, the man who makes people think "This guy is really good at writing" himself, Jorben Bowen, has kindly donated his latest masterwork, Life's a Dog, to the Discharge cause. In the place of a podcast this week, we instead present the Verbal Discharge cast reading the new novella from the acclaimed author of Concord Swordfirewolf and the Monster That. Listen as James, Robbie, Ben and Jordan read the gripping story of Gnarls Shingler, a dog hell-bent on keeping his gaming podcast going after the death of his partner. It's a story full of twists, turns and totally coherent storytelling that was definitely really honestly written by one really talented author with a grand plan for where it was going.

It's the greatest show on Earth, as the world's top specimens gather for a global event that thrills and excites people in every country the world over. That's right, it's another Verbal Discharge podcast! Welcome to the latest Verbal Discharge podcast, definitely live from the 2016 Olympic opening ceremony in Rio, and not a small room in Derby! This week, Jordan presents the coverage of the Olympics, Robbie suggests some new events for 2020, and James is dubious about Suicide Squad. All this and more on Verbal Discharge, the Official Olympic Podcast.

Every week, the Verbal Discharge team produces some comedy and some other stuff. Every week, the Verbal Discharge team slaves tirelessly over a new podcast, like a tireless slave. Most weeks, Verbal Discharge has a team of four, working on new content. This is not one of those weeks. This week, we are looking for fresh blood. Do you think you have what it takes to join the Verbal Discharge team? Well if you do, you're too late, because we've already narrowed the field down to five. On this week's show, James and Robbie go on the hunt for two new team members, as they conduct five jobs interviews with five potential new Discharge cast members to see if they have what it takes to star on an award-winning comedy show...

Discharge returns from hiatus, without actually returning to a studio to record in. We spin back into the podcasting circle live from Markeaton Park, Derby, as we try to catch up on a whirlwind few weeks... We're back, and recording an episode outside! This week, James has something to say about Brexit, Ben almost gets himself arrested by a sunless underling and Robbie joins a hopeless political party. All of this and more from the only British satirical podcast that is only just getting round making 52% jokes... *Also: Whenever he speaks, Robbie is really quiet this week. If you're wondering why, it isn't anything to do with recording outside, or a post-Brexit vocal depression, he just forgot to turn his microphone on. Idiot.

Welcome to another installment Verbal Discharge In The Morning, Britain's premiere light entertainment show broadcast before 12PM! This week, The Jam frontman Paul Weller stops by to tell us about his new album My Name is Paul Weller, Gerbal Steinfeld has all the latest from what pundits are calling 'The Football', celebrity chef Liam Gallagher teaches us another delicious recipe you could cook in prison, we read out your tweets on the big Europe issue, our resident amateur film man Robbie Owen ruins the ending of Miracles From Heaven starring Jennifer Garner and glamorous weatherman Ben Knight gives a glamorous weather report about the glamorous weather. All this and more on the greatest breakfast show to ever definitely be broadcast every morning on a major TV station all the time and not be one bloke doing silly voices for 40 minutes because we couldn't record a proper podcast this week.

Hey, nothing went wrong with the recording this week! It's a minor miracle! And just in time for the Euros, the close of voting registration and the 6th anniversary of an average romcom! We're back with relatively little thirst vengeance, as we celebrate the most important week of the year, depending on your priorities. This week, Jordan frets over his porn habits, James debates the EU referendum, Ben shouts over the top of everyone as normal and Robbie recounts Letters to Juliet starring Amanda Seyfried. We do also talk about the Euros, so if you like football then you should totally listen to us. We're really funny and handsome and charming. Not particularly modest, but nobody's perfect.

Hello to anyone listening on iTunes! The show is actually called "Milking Dust from a Fox's P****. Fox's P**** is rapper. A very successful rapper, I can't believe you haven't heard of the ol' StarFox before. So, another week, another studio mishap, but another Discharge. We're all crammed around one mic this week, which is why James sounds really far away, but also still the loudest of any of us, because he's James bloody Bosson. This week, Robbie exhibits his Leicester City fandom, James speculates on penis dust and Jordan avoids talking about his brand new employer. Some fun, some food. It's all inside this week's podcast.

It's podcast time again, gang! Only yesterday we found ourselves unable to record this week due to the old technical difficulties, so instead we present half an hour of NEVER BEFORE HEARD bits and pieces from the Verbal Discharge archive! This week, only Robbie is really present, but you can also hear Jordan wait for Natalie Bennett, Ben forget how to use a microphone, James speculate on what Mel Gibson's up to. All this and a few more bits and bobs, carefully curated from everything we've ever recorded without putting on the podcast.