We'll Get There, Don't Worry

We may have just solved a life long mystery of it not actually being Kaylee that's haunted and more just her grandparents' house that's haunted. This episode is some of the ghostly encounters from that house! Happy 31st episode everyone!!

The only thing consistent with this episode is our unpreparedness, if I'm being honest. We recorded this three days later than usual and life pushed the release back a day. So happy October 13th (spookier dates are cooler for releases anyway, right?). This is an attempt at Harry Potter themed "Would You Rather...?", however, mostly it's tangents and there is a nice 20 minutes of political shit. We'll be back to your regularly scheduled, slightly better prepared, spookiness next week! ✨

Moved some things around to get as much "spooky" content into October as we possibly can! Gods & Goddesses Series takes us to Egyptian mythology and while that's not really spooky, it's said pretty early on the mummification tied into their mythology gives us Halloween vibes. We go over more than just Anubis, but not nearly as many as there are since Egyptian mythology consists of over a hundred major and minor gods and goddesses. Happy Spooktober!

Finding out some fun things about the different magical beings that fall under the Fae umbrella. Also, large tangent on what demonic possession means to each of us. Kaylee, also, shamelessly talks about Richelle Mead books like they are the gospel (go read them!)! Death is a troll! Demons are goblins! Enjoy!

We dive back into the topic we have never ending conversations about. If you guessed Harry Potter, you're right. We go more in depth about the classes of Hogwarts and what classes we'd want to teach if we were professors. Also, a small break in Harry Potter filled with talking about Frozen about midway through. ✨⚡️

Bringing back the Astrology Series with a brief going over of our Black Moon Lilith placements. We get pretty personal with Danielle, interrupted by Ophelia's need for constant kisses and puppy excitement at being allowed to stay out during recording, and Kaylee feeling weird about having a daughter in school now. It's a rollercoaster ride of thought process as always!

WE'RE BACK!!! We still have a chirping fire alarm in the background, we still need more sleep, and, of course, we still can't stay on topic. Originally planned for this to be all things Greek mythology (god and goddess wise), but Hades won and we went to the Underworld instead. Some of the less talked about in Greek mythology as far as gods and goddesses go, but also some of our favorites! Plus a bunch of random shit because we weren't just absent from you for a week, but from each other for actually two weeks. It starts a little weird, but we get and stay on topic eventually!

The plan was Anastasia and then we got sucked into a time vortex and we do still touch on Anastasia, but mostly the animated film

It's Britney Bitch! We start this episode talking about Jamie Spears being a piece of shit; we end this episode, still thinking he's a piece of shit, but so fucking excited that he STEPPED THE FUCK DOWN!!!! We saw the news as we were just about to stop recording and it was fate (I think) that this happened the day we recorded our #FreeBritney episode! We left feeling happy and so fucking excited for this huge win for Britney!! Now just end the entire conservatorship all together and our girl will be completely free. But until then we celebrate this win for Britney and wish her nothing, but peace, love, happiness and of course FREEDOM! Love you to the moon, Britney! Still fully stand by how much of a slimy shit head Jamie Spears is and we are here for any other legal action Britney's new team plans to throw at that fucker! Team Britney Forever! ❤️‍

We just start mentioning Harry Potter and then assume you guys will know when we say it's the things that bother us most that were left out of the movies that we mean from Harry Potter. Regardless of our poor speaking etiquette, this episode is all about Harry Potter; including some theories and a whole lot of us wishing they make a video adaptation of every detail from the books. If you find yourself wondering "is that my fire alarm chirping?", the answer is no (well probably not anyway), sadly we're the owners of the endless chirping fire alarm. Enjoy all the Harry Potter content! ⚡️

We head back into our astrology series with looking at our Chiron placements to see what our wounded warrior placement has to say about our lives. Spoilers: it's accurate AF. We run a little long because shit starts getting real open and vulnerable and then gets a little depressing; so, needless to say, the sex talk at the end is strictly left in to lighten the mood a little bit.

We're trying to get back to the more normal content and swing of things that we're all more accustomed to. We started out Gods and Goddesses Series with Roman Mythology, which we realize we should have done Greek first, but don't worry, we'll get there! Spoiler Alert! Somehow we keep bringing up dicks, so you'll have that to look forward to!

Trigger Warning: emotional abuse, physical abuse, mental illness, depression, PTSD, body dismorphia, substance use(abuse), and probably more. If you are not in a good place mentally this episode may be better skipped. There are several times when laughter is happening strictly so we're not sobbing, not because anything in this episode is really lighthearted. Also, due to the sheer uncomfortableness we both feel when being so openly emotional with anyone really. If you've ever felt alone in dealing with any of these, just know you're not alone. We all struggle, sometimes in silence, but if you find the safe space for speaking up about what's been eating you up inside often times you'll find someone close to you dealing with similar battles. Hoping this finds you all well. Thanks for existing

This episode is about 20% talking about dragons and 80% tangents that have nothing to do with dragons whatsoever. We absolutely could not stay on topic to save our lives this episode, so if you find yourself getting lost; don't worry, we were lost too!

We really needed an easy episode where we didn't have to use very much brain power, so why not talk about animals. Animals of Australia in particular because, let's be honest, they have some of the coolest -- scariest! -- ones out of everywhere else! Featuring animals you've probably all heard of, maybe some you haven't. Also featuring sounds of discomfort and real, in the moment, excitement from us both, several different voices from Kaylee, and NSFW dick comments (not sure how we got there if I'm being honest) towards the end. Here's to you, Aussies!

The planets call us out quite a lot and there is a lot of laughing. Are we laughing to mask the pain? Probably. Is it still hilarious? We think yes! We read our entire natal charts (and more) off Co-Star this episode! ♒️♐️

The depression and sleep deprivation really make talking about vampires go on a wild ride! We start with some good folklore content on Vampires and end up at all the reasons Richelle Mead wrote the best Vampire YA novel to finally end with we probably forgot we were podcasting, definitely forgot we had a topic!

We talk about our personal beliefs on Kurt Cobain's death and the events surrounding it. We also watched Soaked In Bleach, Kurt Cobain: About A Son, and Kurt & Courtney, all of which are documentaries focused on this topic as well. It's a lot of conveying information gathered from the documentaries with our personal opinions scattered within for anyone unaware of the details within this conspiracy. We love Kurt Cobain a lot! ❤️‍

If you think bringing notes to this episode would keep us on track, well get ready for a wild ride ahead in our first fully Harry Potter related episode! This was probably the hardest time we've ever had staying on track, but it's definitely full Harry Potter content! If you feel like Ron in the Prisoner of Azkaban whenever Hermione comes in: "where did she come from?"; the Harry Potter tangents get far far far off topic and sometimes there's no good transition point in editing. ⚡️✨

It's a lot of fawning over Megan Fox if we're being entirely honest! Contains all the spoilers for Jennifer's Body! If you haven't seen the movie and want to; proceed with caution.

We go over our north and south node placements and what those placements mean about your karmic journey through this lifetime. In other words, the stars call us out yet again

We start on dreams and take a hard left into ghosts; it's very on brand!

We talk all about love languages and why you should know the love language of everyone in your life. Also, touch on consent, and possible triggers for people in your life.

*Jedi Mind Trick* This is the podcast you are looking for. We talk Star Wars Fashion, is Jar Jar Binks a Sith Lord, and the sentimental value for Star Wars Day! May the 4th be with you! Watch out for Revenge of the 5th!

We've sorted all the zodiac signs into the Hogwarts House they best fit into. Character receipts for proof! ✨

We're talking about spirit animals for early Earth Day, but still made it for Earth Month!

So we went in trying to talk about aliens, most of that still made it through. Thank our new resident demon friend for the ending.

He might have been a Sk8r Boi, but Avril Lavigne is a clone

I slept with someone in Fall Out Boy and all I got was this stupid podcast made about me

Going over Cardinal/Fixed/Mutable signs and what that means personality wise for ourselves and for you! ✨

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