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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Phil is back! He definitely wasn't mad about that whole mangy Phil cat thing.Dr. Montauk has called the main researchers in. He wants cultists from the Children of the Scarlet King to interrogate. He thinks he may have a lead on some cultists operating out of a warehouse.The Foundation sends an MTF to take care of the cultists. Upon arriving, they find there is a shoot out with the police. After managing to capture one of the cultists and deal with the rest, it turns out these are not the right cultists. Instead, they seem to be worshipping some large metal pig.Who is this cult? Why are they worshipping a metal pig? What, if any, anomalous properties does it have? What's with all these notes? Why does Dennis hate all of Phil's characters? Tune in and find out!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!⁠Botched Archives⁠!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠!Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠Hosts: ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠Music by ⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A  young boy and his father head to a small toy store to pick up a new toy because jr has all these good boy pointsBut not all is right in with this new toy as he seems to be conscious of the world around him.Will the family be able to stay safe? Will this new "toy" eat their friends and family? HOW IS THIS CAT STILL ALIVE!?!!!?Find out now, on Botched Podcast!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! ⁠⁠Botched Archives⁠⁠!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠!Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠Hosts: ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠Music by ⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Phil is out this week! I know, I know, his nasiley bravado will be sorely missed! But don't worry, he'll be back in about 2 weeks!We will have to make due with Tristan and Steve, who are playing investigators. Sent to Korea, they are investigating reports that there is a ravenous fox woman killing the livestock of the farmers. Sounds like a job for the SCP Foundation!They quickly find some kind of fox woman, but she doesn't appear to look or act at all like reports they've received. The woman invites them to her home to avoid the dangers of other creatures lying in wait in the dark.What sort of anomalous properties would a fox woman possess? What other dangers are lurking in the woods? Is backup coming to help? What is K-parm? Tune in and find out!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!⁠Botched Archives⁠!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠!Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠Hosts: ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠Music by ⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A group of cousins/roommates goes for a hike on a lovely day. There's something not right about these guys, but that's par for the course for Botched. However, before they can return home they are attacked by a bear!That poor, poor bear. Some things just can't be forgiven or forgotten. After their encounter with a bear, the group begins to notice odd things as time goes on. What first feels like just a normal headache turns out to be a lot more.Who are these hikers? What happened to the bear? What is causing these headaches? How will  the SCP Foundation get involved? What is a cuzzle guzzle? Tune in and find out!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!⁠Botched Archives⁠!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠!Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠Hosts: ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠Music by ⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Our story begins, like other times this season, begin with a group of homeless people. This is a group of homeless that are searching abandoned areas in search for useful items.However, these homeless end up finding a lot more than they were looking for. Finding themselves in a strange sound stage, they are now part of a game show where they can win fantastic prizes! If they're lucky that is, if they aren't, they won't be making it out alive.Who are these homeless people? What is the deal with this game show? What kind of games do they have? What prizes can you win? How will the SCP Foundation contain it? Who taught Phil English? Tune in and find out!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!⁠Botched Archives⁠!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠!Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠Hosts: ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠Music by ⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We begin our story, as we often do, in a small town. Turns out, small towns are the easiest place for odd stuff to happen without drawing too much attention. Well, in this case, it's not exactly a small town. It's a little mining community in the middle of snow stricken lands. As we all know, the children yearn for the mines. One of these miners is about 12, but fret not, he's been doing this job for about 6 or 7 years now, so he's very experienced. He's got the black lung of a much older man.However, the machinery malfunctions, causing a small explosion. While there are only minor injuries, it is quickly apparent that the miners have been stricken with some sort of illness. Seems like just a normal case of the flu…until all the bleeding, and pulsating pustules. Why is there a child in this mine? What is this mysterious illness? What does it do to the body? Is there any way to contain it? Why should you never mess with a man's copy of Goodnight Moon? Tune in and find out!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!⁠Botched Archives⁠!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠!Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠Hosts: ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠Music by ⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The small secluded town of Sundance Wyoming is normally beautiful in the fall. The smell of pork cracklings in the air, old Martha Pennyhopper's apple pies cooling on the windowsill, and the children are bobbing for sugar beats at the harvest festival.But not all is right in Sundance Wyoming, an ominous presence is plaguing this small town, living deep in the forest that surrounds this small hamlet.Will the residents be able to fight off whatever is living out there? Will the SCP Foundation be able to get there in time? WILL SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!! Find out now, on Botched Podcast!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!⁠Botched Archives⁠!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠!Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠Hosts: ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠Music by ⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! This is a first for the regular show. A Drunk Girl Adventure invasion! For those of you who don't know, we have a Patreon that includes biweekly bonus episodes. These are much shorter one-offs as opposed to longer stories. However, sometimes we have recurring characters. One of those is Drunk Girl Adventures. A group of women who are basically nightmare fuel.These women stumble out of the bar and are in need of transportation home. Luckily, they find a bus! However, it seems this bus is not all that it appears to be. It doesn't stop when one is requested, and there is something very wrong with the driver.Who are these drunk girls? What's the deal with this bus? What do you call a bus with a front facing orifice? Tune in and find out!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! ⁠Botched Archives⁠!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠!Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠Editor: Philip D KeatingProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠Emily Swan⁠Music by ⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! It seems no one is safe in the world of the SCP Foundation. Not even innocent college students in the suburbs of Massachusetts. Our story follows one particular college student as she just acquired a house next to some “scientists.”However, not long after moving in, she begins to receive romantic letters regularly. These letters are sweet at first, but over time they become more and more deranged. Assisted by her neighbors, they try to ascertain the source of these letters. But, something just doesn't seem to add up. And before too long, the situation turns deadly.Who is sending the romantic letters? Does the student feel similarly to the writer of the letters? Is the neighbor really an astronaut? How does one make love to a mailbox? Tune in and find out!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! ⁠Botched Archives⁠!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠!Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠Editor: Philip D KeatingProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠Emily Swan⁠Music by ⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Rumors around India indicate a city, far more advanced than it should be for the area, just popped up out of nowhere. This has led explorers to check it out and report back what they find. However, some people are looking to do more than just explore, but exploit! Those individuals seem to find something entirely different waiting for them in the city.Later, the Foundation decides to investigate this vacant city, only to find it full and thriving! Even more mysterious is how these people came to live here in the first place. Invited by a strange charitable organization that does not exist. Where did this mysterious city come from? How did these people get here? Who invited them? What else is going on within this city? Why would a holy temple not like a jeep flown into it? Tune in and find out!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! ⁠Botched Archives⁠!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠!Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠Editor: Philip D KeatingProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠Emily Swan⁠Music by ⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Schools can be extremely stressful places. There are so many sources of stress including creepy janitors, peer pressure, and of course, tests. Sometimes that stress and anxiety can become…something else.In this week's story we find out just how bad anxiety can get in some people. This episode features Phil's least favorite form of body horror: hand stuff!For some reason there are 3 psychiatrists also moonlighting as college janitors. Lucky for them they find someone who appears to be completely out of their mind so they can get them to their facility.What is the cause of this anxiety? What exactly is this person doing to deal with their anxiety? Who are these weird janitors? How much would a train car made of diamond cost and how would you even make it? Tune in and find out!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! ⁠Botched Archives⁠!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠!Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠Editor: Philip D KeatingProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠Emily Swan⁠Music by ⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Castles are amazing places. Thought of in fantasy, but also existing in our own reality. Run down and forgotten castles hold untold mysteries and possibilities of adventure. But, maybe they hide other things…In this instance, some very…adventurous explorers check out this castle for…reasons. They are successful in their mission (to the detriment of us all), but decide to investigate the lower levels.Hiding in the depths of the castle is a dungeon. But of course, this is no ordinary dungeon. At first, it just seems abandoned, but it seems to seek out certainly guilty parties and punish them as it sees fit.Who are these explorers? Why are they in this castle? What is up with this anomalous dungeon? How good is Dennis' Mr. Rogers impression? Tune in and find out!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! ⁠Botched Archives⁠!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠!Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠Editor: Philip D KeatingProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠Emily Swan⁠Music by ⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! There seems to be an awful lot of strange goings on in small town America. In the smallest of towns, the folks find one of their fellow townsfolk murdered! They all suspect who is behind it. That new guy, the grifter who they just noticed.,Sure, they claim to actually be the one who was murdered, and maybe some of the other folks say the same…but the townsfolk know the truth! And justice must be delivered!The Foundation catches wind of these strange occurrences and decides to try to save one of these people and investigate the anomaly fully.If the victim isn't actually the victim, who is it? Why do most townsfolk believe the target of their justice is some stranger and not the person they know? How does this anomaly work? Is there any way to stop it? How many Italian deli bars do you think there were in 1950's Arkansas? Tune in and find out!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! ⁠Botched Archives⁠!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠!Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠Editor: Philip D KeatingProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠Emily Swan⁠Music by ⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A group of SCP Foundation field agents are sent to Hoboken, New Jersey to investigate the disappearance of a 20 year old man.The field agents are given no information before arriving and it isn't quite clear what is anomalous about this disappearance.After terrorizing the poor family of the victim, these top notch investigators take it upon themselves to investigate the surrounding area. While doing so, they terrorize children, bother a technical institute, and make fools of themselves. However, after they find out who the missing person actually is, they realize the absolute horror of their mistakes.Who is this missing person? What happened to them? Who are these investigators? What did they do? Why is the protocol for avoiding responsibility at the SCP to just shoot the phone? Tune in and find out!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! ⁠Botched Archives⁠!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠!Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠Editor: Philip D KeatingProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠Emily Swan⁠Music by ⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The Serpent's Hand is continuing to try to both help and educate the SCP Foundation regarding the dangers of The Scarlet King. As the keepers of the Infinite Library, they have a literal infinite amount of knowledge at their disposal.The Scarlet King poses a threat that transcends time and space.The Serpent's Hand doesn't believe it possible to defeat the Scarlet King, but possibly you can keep him out of this dimension. In order to do that, the first thing they must do is stop a cult from performing a ritual on a group of women.The foundation sends a group of well to do warehouse guards to accomplish this task.Who is this rag tag group of hoity toity professionals? What does this cult want with this group of women? What to do once the women are saved? When will Tristan learn how attacks of opportunity work? Tune in and find out!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! ⁠Botched Archives⁠!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on⁠Twitter⁠,⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on⁠Youtube⁠, like us on⁠Facebook⁠.You can watch the show live on⁠Twitch⁠!Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams!⁠Dennis⁠,⁠Phil⁠,⁠Tristan⁠Hosts:⁠Dennis⁠,⁠Phil⁠,⁠Tristan⁠,⁠Steve⁠Editor: Philip D KeatingProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers:⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by⁠Emily Swan⁠Music by⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The Serpent's Hand has one last location for them to investigate. Unsure of what the meaning behind this is, the Foundation investigates. Of course, for some reason, they send some super swole priests…to Iraq to investigate the coordinates. They land miles away in the desert, but when traveling on land, they find that the surrounding landscape changes drastically as they approach the coordinates. A barren desert becomes a lush forest. In the far distance, however, are two items that are definitely up the Foundation's alley. First is a portal in the sky, which looks like it may very well be to the mythical Garden of Eden. The second, is what is guarding the portal. A 1000 foot tall flaming angel, always standing at the ready. Why did the Serpent's Hand alert the Foundation of this anomaly? What are they trying to tell the SCP Foundation? Who is this rag tag group of swole priests sent on the mission? Who is this towering flaming entity? Why does the foundation have so many skilled monkeys? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel  Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The SCP Foundation has received a mysterious letter from the Serpent's Hand. They desperately want the Serpent's Hand to open up their Infinite Library to the SCP, but that organization isn't exactly fond of them. The letter directs them to remote location, so the Foundation, of course, sends a few friends of Dr. Franklinstein. They find a scene of complete destruction and death, but also another clue. These clues lead them to a fairly unassuming old man. The man seems cordial, and has no problem going with the foundation. In fact, he wants them to help him with something. Who is this old man? What sort of anomalous properties does he have? What does he want from the SCP Foundation? Can they help him? Did Dr. Franklinstein give work to more unqualified friends? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel  Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  At some point, Dr. Franklinstein has to run out of friends. In this episode of “What Does Dr. Franklinstein's Friend, Want This Time?” one of the leading sellers of lives in the Midwest calls with a dire request. Apparently, someone in Damascus is growing and selling so many olives that it is throwing the entire olive industry off kilter. What makes it stranger is that this farm was unknown until recently, and the amount of land they own just doesn't seem to match up with the amount of olives it produces. Upon further investigation, it seems that this olive grove is a lot bigger than it looks. Due to a pocket dimension in the center of the grove.  Who is Dr. Franklinstein's friend? What's the deal with this pocket dimension? Is there anything other than olive trees there? Why did Dennis call Stephen's character a piece of shit? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel  Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  A politician from New York City has contacted Dr. Franklinstein, because of course he knows someone in the city government. Dr. Franklinstein decides that he's a little too busy for such things, and sends the next best thing…a group of “sandwich makers” in NYC. As it turns out, someone has gone missing. A very important someone. These city folk go on the hunt to figure out what happened to this person and find them if possible. However, as they dig deeper, they find that there's something more sinister going on. And that something is tied in with the mob. Of course, the mob doesn't take too kindly to it, and the sandwich makers have to figure out a way to escape the same fate. Who is this missing person? Who are these sandwich makers? What happened to the missing person? Where could they be? Why pick a fight with a mob enforcer? What is horse gravy? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel  Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  This is the first episode to drop in 2025! While the holiday celebrations may be over, in the world of SCP, there are still plenty of celebrations going around, like baptisms, weddings, and funerals. Ok, maybe celebrations isn't exactly the right word to use. Oh, they're also all catholic so you know they can be painfully long. Well, good news! The length of time is not the most painful thing about the gatherings in this episode! Regardless of the ceremony covered, there seems to be a vaguely familiar family member. Should you ever find yourself at an event with such a figure, well, it's probably too late at that point. Best of luck! Who is this anomalous family member? What are his anomalous properties? Is there any difference between the three types of events? Is he containable? When is the Christmas Hog Cranking album coming out? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel  Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The holidays aren't quite over just yet…and for the SCP Foundation, there is no such thing as time off. Why? Because anomalies don't usually take time off either! In fact, some anomalies appear specifically around certain holidays. In this episode, one such creature lurks between Christmas and New Years, looking for families with young children. They begin stalking them for weeks, getting closer and closer each day. If the family doesn't leave, they'll soon come face to face with this anomalous monstrosity. One of two outcomes is possible. What will happen to this family? What is this anomaly? How does it work? Who is this family? Will they find a way to survive? How much emotional damage will eating horrible food and listening to your parents try to make another you while you're locked in the basement cause? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel  Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  It is that festive time of year! Regardless of what holiday you celebrate, it's that time of year! But what if there was a place where it was ALWAYS that time of year? There exists a small portion of the suburbs just outside of El Paso Texas where all the citizens are extremely festive and cheerful. Always decorating, singing, giving gifts, and drinking eggnog. If you ever find yourself in their company, be sure to match their cheer, and you better brush up on all your Christmas carol lyrics. Or else. What's the deal with this little community? What exactly is anomalous about them? Is there any way to stop their cheerfulness? What happens if you aren't cheerful? How many Christmas carols can you convert into hog cranking songs? Tune in and find out! Find out now on Botched Podcast! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel  Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Canada has immense areas of beautifully dense forest. A malfunctioning plane finds itself crashing into the heart of one such forest. In an unlikely turn of luck, there are some survivors! In the search for rescue, they discover a strange red pond. The water looks like…blood.  When they are finally rescued, their rescuers make sure the survivors don't remember anything about their encounter, and they also lock down the pool of strange water as a new Foundation facility. Upon experimenting, they learn quickly that the pond is not to be trifled with. Lurking in its depths there are horrors waiting to be released. How did the passengers survive the crash? What is this red pool? What is inside of it? What's lurking beneath the surface? Who has control of War Monkey? Tune in and find out! Find out now on Botched Podcast! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel  Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  No one likes going to the dentist. Even the nicest dentist involves putting a bunch of hooks, picks, and what not into your mouth. Good intentions or not, it's not a pleasant time. A mysterious 24/7 dental office opens up and a few individuals find out just how bad the dentist office can possibly be. Something is very off with this office (aside from being open 24/7). The receptionist REALLY wants to see your teeth, and is always wearing a mask. The orderlies are HUGE and are also masked. They also don't seem to know where the novacaine goes. The doctor who you'll be meeting eventually…well…he's got some rather strange ideas as far as what kind of teeth ought to go in your mouth. Who are the unfortunate souls to find this dentist office? What are its anomalous properties? Can this dentist office be stopped? Why are the players obsessed with the cranking of hogs? Tune in and find out! Find out now on Botched Podcast! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel  Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  A road construction crew accidentally unearths a hidden cave. This seems to be happening an awful lot this season. Local undercover agents discover strange readings coming from the cave and immediately contact the Foundation leadership. Leadership, in its infinite wisdom, decide to send 3 sub-contractors into this cave to investigate. Who are these investigators? Military? Archeologists? Seasoned explorers? Of course not. They're a bunch of hobos from some random subway that Dr. Franklinstein knows. Upon entering into the cave, it is quickly apparent that these individuals are out of their depth. The cave is a doorway to another dimension. One that looks like theirs in almost every way except for one important detail. Everything is dead. Who are these “experts”? What sort of equipment will they take on this important mission? Is EVERYTHING dead in this other world? What caused this catastrophe? Why are people huffing gasoline? Tune in and find out! Find out now on Botched Podcast! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel  Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  A trio of archeologists are searching the Middle East for a long lost tomb. Following the carefully laid out clues, they find the hidden location. After digging deep, they find a secret entrance. Within the tomb, there are multiple pictographs depicting a long lost civilization interacting with some strange device. Living within the device appears to be some sort of entity. But as the story goes a long, something seems off. Delving deeper, they find a lost treasure. A lamp! A desk lamp to be precise. How was a desk lamp residing in an ancient civilization? Who resides in the lamp? Does it grant wishes? What sort of camel sacrificial magic is used to locate hidden tombs? Tune in and find out! Find out now on Botched Podcast! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel  Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  A family of 3 is visiting Yosemite. There seems to be some tension in the family. The father is overly strict. The mother is an alcoholic. And the child is an absolutely obnoxious wuss. Nothing that a week long hike in one of the greatest national parks can't fix! This trip is going to mend the broken marriage, and teach the boy how to survive, while also not being such a whiner. However, after only a few days into the trip, the plan falls apart. Without food, and having a few days to hike back to the car, they must rely on nature itself to survive. What is the deal with this family anyways? How will they survive out here in the wilds? Why does Dennis hate children? Is there another musical fruit other than beans? Tune in and find out! Find out now on Botched Podcast! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel  Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The Russians have contacted the SCP Foundation again. Since joining the Foundation, they certainly need a lot of help. Especially since Stalin died. But, when he died, certain secrets came to life. One particularly well kept secret was that Stalin had recovered a certain dictator's body in Germany. Not only did he recover it, but he used occult resources and magic in efforts to bring him back to life, so he could cause him pain. However, he was a little too successful and brought back a now unkillable individual, but with a heightened sense of pain. This was very cathartic for him. But, the dictator's former comrades came to rescue him, and now he's on the loose. It is the job of the SCP Foundation to quickly find and apprehend this individual and determine if there is a way to kill him. Who is this mysterious dictator? Where was he taken? Can they get him back? How will the Foundation deal with this ongoing threat? Tune in and find out! Find out now on Botched Podcast! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel  Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Two Americans and a Frenchman walk into a cafe…the beginnings of a bad joke. In this instance, pretty much one of the Americans is the joke. A monstrosity. A freak of nature. A mistake of god. But hey, they're all here working on behalf of the SCP Foundation to investigate missing persons and what appears to be the dead returning from the grave. Upon arriving in this sleepy little town, they make themselves known. Not for any good reason. But quickly realize there is some truth to the stories. Upon investigating further, they find things are a little more complicated than they first imagined. What are these walking corpses? What's behind this strange occurrence? Who are these strange field agents that the SCP Foundation has employed? When is it ok to defecate on the floor? Tune in and find out! Find out now on Botched Podcast! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel  Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  A small town in Kansas has gone completely silent. I mean, who can really say for how long? It's Kansas, do they even have fire yet? Even still, the Foundation has been trying to get in touch with the town with no luck. Even a fly over garners no results.  Their best bet is to send in a team to see what's going on. This needs to be done quickly and quietly. If the country has been invaded, then we need to find out without alerting the enemy. If it's some sort of disease, then we want to make sure we keep the casualties as low as possible. What happened to this small town? Why is no one answering? Is it an invasion? A disease? What the heck are mazer beams? Tune in and find out! Find out now on Botched Podcast! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel  Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  A group of backpackers decides to explore the mountains of Spain. They get a professional to help them explore a fairly simple mountain path.  The trail up the mountain is fairly standard, however, an unforeseen earthquake, which is very odd for the region, causes a rockslide. This rockslide exposes an unexplored cave. With a sudden storm looming overhead, the group enters the cave and finds something far more dangerous inside. Who are these random backpackers? What lies inside this cave? Will they make it out alive? Why are Americans hiking through Spain in an attempt to find love? Tune in and find out! Find out now on Botched Podcast! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel  Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The Foundation has been trying to figure out a way to keep these anomalies a secret. Mostly they've either been locking up witnesses, using them for experiments, or just having them “taken care of.” They've received reports of a gargantuan creature residing in the Indian Ocean. A sub lost contact after appearing to spot something deep below the waves. The foundation dispatches a sub filled with “qualified personnel.”  They do indeed find the creature, but also find that it has something extremely valuable as well. What is this beast below the sea? What makes it so dangerous? What sort of value can this creature bring? Why is this sub captain so obsessed with spaghetti? Tune in and find out! Find out now on Botched Podcast! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel  Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The SCP Foundation continues to take form! Before the next investigation, some members of the foundation are concerned that there is a lack of ethics. Mostly because of sicking a serial killer cannibal on innocent people for seemingly no reason. It is decided that there needs to be an ethics committee to ensure actions like that don't happen again! However, just outside of Chicago there are reports of children murdering their families, mutilating the bodies, and in some cases eating them. The foundation, as always, sends a crack team of investigators to see what's going on. As the investigation goes on, it seems the children may not be anomalous, but something else in their lives is.  Who should be on the ethics committee? What is causing children to horrifically murder their families? Is there any way to stop it? What does a conflict of interest actually mean? Find out now on Botched Podcast! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel  Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  'Cause I live and breathe this Philadelphia freedom From the day that I was born, I've waved the flag Philadelphia freedom took me knee-high to a man, yeah Gave me peace of mind my daddy never had A group of investigators head to northeast Philadelphia to look into a prison that is acting strange. The guys hit all the neighborhoods from Holmesburg to Conshohocken looking for answers.  Will they find what they're looking for? Who is really roaming around City Tavern after dark? What is the best cheesesteak in the city and why is it Jim's on South and 4th?!?! Find out now on Botched Podcast! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel  Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Tensions with the USSR and Russian are a real issue. However, the newly minted SCP Foundation receives a call from the USSR to ask for assistance with an anomalous issue that they can't solve on their own. The SCP Foundation sends their “finest scientific minds” to assist. They have a great deal of cattle winding up dead lately near the city of Urkutsk. However, the last corpse was found with no head…but a very strong heartbeat.  Anyone in the room with the cow for 30 minutes loses their mind, so the USSR has been afraid to even cut it open. Thus, the SCP Foundation comes in! What is behind this strange decapitated cow? Who will the SCP Foundation send to aid the USSR? How does this cow still have a heartbeat? Why should you not sass a Russian general when you're in the thick of the USSR? Tune in and find out! Find out now on Botched Podcast! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel  Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Oh, what a beautiful mornin', Oh, what a beautiful day. I got a beautiful feelin' Ev'erything's goin' my way. The UIU agents send some help down to Oklahoma to search for the runaway cannibal. Seems like an eclectic bunch of weirdos but I'm sure nothing will go wrong at all. Will they be able to find their runaway "friend"? Where does that one fellow keep coming up with breast milk? How many plates of spagoots did that Hannibill guy actually eat? Find out now on Botched Podcast! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel  Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Thank you to everyone who came out to Dragoncon to see the show live! It was an awesome time! Now that we are back in our respective homes, the show format returns to normal…well…whatever normal is for Botched anyways! This episode picks up still in the midst of the chaos of the World's Fair. People are running around ripping each other apart while screaming about Blood for the Hanged King. The three agents of the UIU have to get things under control. They have to bring in the big guns. I mean literally, they just call in a lot more people with guns. However, they notice there's an old man calmly sitting amidst the chaos. Something seems to be very odd about this man.  Should the UIU get this under control, they need to figure out who or what is behind this, and how to stop it from happening again. Who is this mysterious old man? How is it that he is so calm while being surrounded by psychos? Will anyone make it out of the fair alive? What about the giant red monstrosity in the sky? Where did the World's Fair hire a dinosaur and a robot? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  Botched Archives! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel,  Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, Lonewolfy63ttv, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Welcome to Season 9! For those of you who are not familiar, our seasons always begin with a liveshow. The first episode will definitely have a little different sound to them, than the normally recorded episodes. In this instance, we are playing in front of a crowd at Dragoncon! Normally, we change the setting every season…however, people seemed to enjoy the SCP season so much, we decided to do our own take on the origin of the SCP Foundation. And luckily, because there are so many universes, ours has its place too! This live show follows three members of the UIU, the Unusual Incidents Unit as they attend the 1953 World's Fair in St Louis Missouri. As these three venture through, other attendees are experiencing some very anomalous events. However, there is one particular event that catches this team's eye, and reveals that maybe a bigger organization is needed to deal with this level of threat. Who are these members of the UIU, what anomalous events are befalling the goers of the World's Fair, why are there so many rat children at this show, tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  Botched Archives! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel,  Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, Lonewolfy63ttv, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The final episode of Season 8! It all comes down to this! A small group of MTF managed to get inside the 05 Council Headquarters in an attempt to stop the Rogue Satellite from driving the Sun insane and causing it to turn every living creature into goo monsters. All caught up? However, this group is going to need more than just a few MTF, it will take new and familiar faces to even get to the 05 Council. There are far more terrifying things in this building than a group of shadowy figures.  Will the group manage to make it to the 05 Council chambers? What is lying in wait for them inside this building? What sort of defenses do the 05 Council have? Will Site 69 manage to stop their evil plan? How do you make margaritas in space? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  Botched Archives! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel,  Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, Lonewolfy63ttv, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! We are down to the final two episodes of Season 8! That's not a lot of time to prevent When Day Breaks! The Foundation has discovered how exactly When Day Breaks starts…but now they also know who's behind it all. The 05 Council! That leaves our group with only a few options. Try to take down the Satellite directly, a full on assault of the 05 council, or a sneaking mission. How will Site 69 tackle this monumental task? How will they proceed with their plan? Are there any backup plans? How do you have an open bar while flying in a spaceship? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  Botched Archives! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel,  Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, Lonewolfy63ttv, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The clock is ticking down until the SCP Foundation runs out of time to stop SCP-001 When Day Breaks! The information gathered from the Chaos Insurgency base has finally been deciphered, and the master plan is laid bare. With that in mind, the heads of Site 69, along with Dr. Bright, must formulate a sure fire plan to stop the Sarkicists before they can initiate their master plan. How will Site 69 assault the Sarkacist base? What MTF will be tasked with such a monumental role? What horrors await inside the HQ? Does Tunisia know what fireworks are? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  Botched Archives! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel,  Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, Lonewolfy63ttv, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! We are in the home stretch of the season! If the SCP Foundation is going to stop 001 When Day Breaks from occurring they need to get to the bottom of who's helping the Sarkicists. One culprit is Marshall Carter and Dark LTD, so the group finds what they believe to be one of their delivery drivers. They will have to interrogate him if they hope to pry the information out of him. Should they find out where the HQ of MCD is, they still have to figure out a way to sneak in, get past the guards, and get whatever information they're after.  Will they be able to successfully interrogate the captured MCD member? Where is the MCD HQ? How would they go about infiltrating such a building? What horrors might be waiting inside? Who the hell is the Dirt Man? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  Botched Archives! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel,  Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, Lonewolfy63ttv, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! This episode doesn't actually follow any members of the SCP, but instead a group of small business owners, opening up shop in Boston. Specifically, a deli. However, this deli serves food that would be considered “exotic” to anyone outside of central PA.  Things get off to a rocky start before their business finally picks up. However, as business increases, they start to notice lethargic customers, a lack of repeat customers, and other strange occurrences. Before too long, they find themselves deep in trouble of the anomalous kind. What is so weird about this deli? What is happening to their customers? Why would the SCP Foundation be interested in a deli? How wet is too wet for a sandwich? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  Botched Archives! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel,  Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, Lonewolfy63ttv, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! This episode doesn't actually follow any members of the SCP, not to start anyways. This episode follows a group of explorers hired via a Craigslist ad to explore the long forgotten and abandoned town of Beard Oregon.  This rag tag group are sent out with some supplies in order to check for antiques or artifacts that could be of value. The person transporting them, Sean, will be coming back every few weeks to pick up whatever they find, and drop off more supplies. Beard was actually a brewery town. The brewery is the biggest building in the town itself. Everything seems pretty standard for a town abandoned for decades. However, inside the factory itself is a strange machine, leaking a sweet smelling viscous green goo.  Who are these adventurers? What are they hoping to find in this town? What is this machine and what is its purpose? Why not drink the super strange goo that definitely can't be bad for you? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  Botched Archives! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel,  Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, Lonewolfy63ttv, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! As our researchers arrive at work, they notice a new wing is being added to Site 69. Dr Alto Clef meets them and gives details that the serpent's hand has been collecting everything and anything about the sun. The O-5 council was curious. they started having their satellites poke around and they came back with a signals and movement that didn't seem right Tasked with building a ship, Site 69 brings in their top mechanical engineers to accomplish said task. What lurks in the space right above earth? Will it be friend or foe? Will Chumbawamba make a surprise appearance? Will the astronauts come home safely to their friends and families? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  Botched Archives! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel,  Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, Lonewolfy63ttv, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! In the small town of Poplar Bluff there have been a string of murders! Each day a family is brutally stabbed. Each family, completely different, with different ages and family makeup. Nothing seems to tie these murders together. It seems like the perpetrators are all different as well. A group of Field Agents posing as FBI are on the scene to investigate and track down exactly what is going on. What do these murders have in common? Who are our Field Agents? How will they figure out who is behind these crimes? How many times will we get off track? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  Botched Archives! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel,  Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, Lonewolfy63ttv, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! On a brutal summer day, down in Fort Lauderdale Florida, someone has called Alagoni's Pizza for some relief from the terrible hunger pains that has been plaguing them since second breakfast.  The only people strong enough to carry the crown that is delivering Alagoni's Pizza is none other than Jimmi and Timmy Slobbins! Joined by their best friend, Randy Lebowitz, they head downtown to a sketchy ass hotel. Who in their right mind would hire two slobbins? How many beers can Jimmi drink before they get to their delivery? What strange SCP will these three run into? Will both Slobbins twins survive? Is that a fucking alligator? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  Botched Archives! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel,  Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, Lonewolfy63ttv, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Site 69 has dispatched a squad to a small village in northern Portugal. Unlike most times, this team has a military babysitter. Not the standard Foundation leadership. It shows. They are investigating a meteorite that crashed just outside of said village. When they arrive, there appears to be a very large rock at the bottom of the crater, and the entire village is in attendance. Before too long, it becomes apparent that not everything is what it seems with this “rock.” Especially the fact that it appears to be a large testicle underneath the surface. What is this meteorite? Who is this militaristic leader? What is anomalous about this particular item? What is the best way to deal with a fascist? What's the perfect furniture setup for a small fleshy room? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, Lonewolfy63ttv, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The Foundation is still working on unraveling the mysteries of the Chaos Insurgency base. In the meantime, a group of field agents have been dispatched to a lake in France. This lake has had numerous reports of insect and bird populations lowering drastically over the course of the past few months. Thinking it may be anomalous in nature, the Foundation is on the case! As is keeping with every mission that Site 69 embarks on, no one is qualified to be here. This particular group of psychos quickly finds out that they are not alone at the lake. What is causing the drop in insect and bird population? Who are these weird field agents? What is the most appropriate gear to bring on a mission like this? How easy is it to trick individuals while wearing the skin of one of their fallen allies? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, Lonewolfy63ttv, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! While the Foundation searches through the rubble of the Chaos Insurgency, a distress signal is sent out from one of the Foundation's non-anomalous disposal sites. This is a location used to incinerate items and corpses that are not anomalous.  However, it seems that even though nothing out of the ordinary should be happening, there are noises, specifically screams coming from the incinerators. And they're rising up the tubes. Of course all hell breaks loose and the Foundation now has another fire, literally, to put out. What is happening at the facility? Who is responsible for this? What are in those incineration tubes? What the hell is Déjà Goo? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts' Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support