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May is here, which means it's Star Wars month once again at Simplistic Reviews. The boys celebrate a galaxy far far away by...well...comparing it to soccer clubs...angrily ranting about missteps done to Andor...joking about Columbo and towels received in the mail...and many more things that we promise are Star Wars related. At least Star Wars adjacent. With special appearances by Heather Baxendale-Walsh, Harrison Ford, and Peter Falk. It's enough to have two overweight men in their 40s fighting clumsily in the lobby of a movie theater with plastic replica lightsabers. 

Episode Notes DJ Valentine of Simplistic Reviews is back with Rob as the debate continues about whether to gripe or not.

Episode Notes DJ Valentine of Simplistic Reviews returns with Rob as Miller finally finds a soldier who knows how to gripe properly.

Episode Notes DJ Valentine of Simplistic Reviews and Rob listen to the men start to debate their mission in a friendly fashion.

Episode Notes Rob is back with guest DJ Valentine of Simplistic Reviews as Upham tries to be friendly and gets rebuffed by both Mellish and Caparzo.

Episode Notes DJ Valentine of Simplistic Reviews joins Rob this week as Miller shows his patience with the impatient Upham.

For the final Simplistic Reviews podcast of the year, we made a double-stuffed episode full of holiday cheer, jeer, and sneers. We do an ode to the Guy Ritchie classic, Snatch. We give out thoughts on the Kendrick Lamar and Drake beef. We marvel at the everlasting beauty of Ali Larter. We discuss, once again, the Muppet with AIDs. And we have an entertainment draft where you won't believe who Justin selects on his team. All that and more on this holiday episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. 

On the November edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys get into some international intrigue with a new game called Where In The F&*k Is Justin Polizzi. They also point out how homophobic Teen Wolf is, how racist Liam Neeson was, and how the Hollywood term "vehicle" is overused. All that and more on another edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. 

On this Halloween edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Freddy Maas from the Dad's On The Rocks Podcast joins us...so does the ghost of Stan Lee, Jigsaw, Annie Wilkes, and many more. We discuss Green Lantern, The Penguin, and have a horror movie franchise King of the Mountain in another round of Simply Pull The Plug. Let's see if we can scare up some laughs with this brand-new episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

To celebrate the release of the new body horror feature, The Substance starring Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley. I wanted to repost some episodes on other body horror films featuring women. The first half is on The Neon Demon. Elle Fanning plays a model who comes to LA to become a star, but things get weird when she does. I was on The LAMBcast to discuss this for thier movie of the month. You can find that full episode below as well as links for the other great guests for that discussion https://largeassmovieblogs.com/2024/03/lambcast-725-the-neon-demon-march-motm.html After the break I am joined by Mattew Stewart of Simplistic Reviews to discuss the debut film of Julia Ducournau(Titane), Raw. https://simplistic.media/⁠ Ad Spots by Whatever with Jason Soto https://rabbitholepodcasts.com/whatever-with-jason-soto/ Moviedrone https://moviedrone.podbean.com/ Help Suppourt our show and become a Patreon Member https://www.patreon.com/cinemarecallpod --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemarecall/support

Sequel September on the Simplistic Reviews Podcast starts off with a bang. The boys delve into everything from John Madden to John Matrix. From Tony Scott to Ridley Scott. From Rachel Zegler to Herpes. No correlation whatsoever there. We also honor Batman's Anniversary with the vocal stylings of Optimus Solo himself. All that and some sequel trivia shoved in...on this brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. 

I found this older episode deep in our vault and don't really know what's on it but I do know that I am joined by two great guests. Heather Baxendale Walsh of Word of Hellmouth(Previously M.I.L.F.cast) https://rabbitholepodcasts.com/word-of-hellmouth/ & Matthew Stewart of Simplistic Reviews (Formally known as Simplistic Reviews) https://simplistic.media/ We talk about movies, and I think the diffrences between audience vs critics reactions to film. I only heard just a few minutes but decided to release it anyways so I hope you like it Featuring Ad Spot from Forgotten Filmcast https://forgottenfilmcast.wordpress.com/ Help Suppourt our podcast and join our Patreon Members https://www.patreon.com/cinemarecallpod --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinemarecall/support

Episode Notes DJ Valentine of Simplistic Reviews finishes off Week 14 with Rob as McClane shows Captain America how to do it properly in an elevator.

Episode Notes As John get into the elevator with four mutants, DJ Valentine of Simplistic Reviews is back with Rob to watch what happens.

Episode Notes Rob returns with DJ Valentine of Simplistic Reviews as a Finnish wrestler turned Parliament member gets concerned by the bomb.

Episode Notes DJ Valentine of Simplistic Reviews joins Rob as Kevin Bacon's Brother-in-law waits for an answer from Simon.

Episode Notes DJ Valentine of Simplistic Reviews joins Rob as John and Zeus decide to change professions.

May is always Star Wars month here at Simplistic Reviews. So, enjoy some of our galactic piss takes at the galaxy far far away.

It's time to COUNT ‘EM DOWN! In Episode 330 of GeekCast Radio and 191 of ToyCast It's time to get to the TOYS!! That's right GCRN Fans the NEXT Top 100 is here! This time we are counting down the GCRN's Top 100 TOYS! HOW has it taken US 14 years to do this one??!!!! Find out as we bring you Part 6: The Finale. We'll be going over some stats and so much more so Ya gotta Tune In Or Tune Out OLD BOTS to hear just how this latest GCRN Top 100 ENDS!! And as always “UNLEASH THE GEEK IN YOU!”The GCRN's Top 100 Toys Contributors! Find them HERE!!USE TFG1Mike's LinkTree to Follow Him!!Follow SCP21 on X! Instagram and Threads!Follow OptimusSolo on X! and Instagram!DJ Valentine from Simplistic Reviews!Rodimus Primal on YouTube!darthryan_d Follow Him on Instagram HERE! You can also follow YourGurl_Rach, she is Ryan's other half, and does amazing stuff as well! Check her Instagram HERE!

It's time to COUNT ‘EM DOWN! In Episode 191 of ToyCast and 330 of GeekCast Radio It's time to get to the TOYS!! That's right GCRN Fans the NEXT Top 100 is here! This time we are counting down the GCRN's Top 100 TOYS! HOW has it taken US 14 years to do this one??!!!! Find out as we bring you Part 6: The Finale. We'll be going over some stats and so much more so Ya gotta Tune In Or Tune Out OLD BOTS to hear just how this latest GCRN Top 100 ENDS!! And as always “UNLEASH THE GEEK IN YOU!”The GCRN's Top 100 Toys Contributors! Find them HERE!USE TFG1Mike's LinkTree to Follow Him!!Follow SCP21 on X! Instagram and Threads!Follow OptimusSolo on X! and Instagram!DJ Valentine from Simplistic Reviews!Rodimus Primal on YouTube!darthryan_d Follow Him on Instagram HERE! You can also follow YourGurl_Rach, she is Ryan's other half, and does amazing stuff as well! Check her Instagram HERE!

It's time to COUNT ‘EM DOWN! In Episode 329 of GeekCast Radio and Episode 190 of ToyCast It's time to get to the TOYS!! That's right GCRN Fans the NEXT Top 100 is here! This time we are counting down the GCRN's Top 100 TOYS! HOW has it taken US 14 years to do this one??!!!! Find out as we bring you Part 5: 25-01. Ya gotta Tune In Or Tune Out OLD BOTS to hear just how this latest GCRN Top 100 ENDS!! And as always “UNLEASH THE GEEK IN YOU!”The GCRN's Top 100 Toys Contributors! Find them HERE!USE TFG1Mike's LinkTree to Follow Him!!Follow SCP21 on X! Instagram and Threads!Follow OptimusSolo on X! and Instagram!DJ Valentine from Simplistic Reviews!Rodimus Primal on YouTube!darthryan_d Follow Him on Instagram HERE! You can also follow YourGurl_Rach, she is Ryan's other half, and does amazing stuff as well! Check her Instagram HERE!This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/2922302/advertisement

It's time to COUNT ‘EM DOWN! In Episode 190 of ToyCast and 329 of GeekCast Radio It's time to get to the TOYS!! That's right GCRN Fans the NEXT Top 100 is here! This time we are counting down the GCRN's Top 100 TOYS! HOW has it taken US 14 years to do this one??!!!! Find out as we bring you Part 5: 25-01. Ya gotta Tune In Or Tune Out OLD BOTS to hear just how this latest GCRN Top 100 ENDS!! And as always “UNLEASH THE GEEK IN YOU!”The GCRN's Top 100 Toys Contributors! Find them HERE!USE TFG1Mike's LinkTree to Follow Him!!Follow SCP21 on X! Instagram and Threads!Follow OptimusSolo on X! and Instagram!DJ Valentine from Simplistic Reviews!Rodimus Primal on YouTube!darthryan_d Follow Him on Instagram HERE! You can also follow YourGurl_Rach, she is Ryan's other half, and does amazing stuff as well! Check her Instagram HERE!This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/2922322/advertisement

Celebrate the holidays early with a brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. On this special episode, the boys discuss the smorgasbord of trailers they missed. They ruin a little history byy taking a brief look into the history of Woody Harrelson's father. They have a little early Christmas mass with another edition of Simplistic Confessional with Father Polizzi. And, inexplicably, they go on a 10 minute tangent with dueling, deplorable, Donald Trump impersonations. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. 

On this month's episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast...JUSTIN IS BACK! And he explains the circumstances of his absence...in graphic detail. Al Pacino pays a visit, Outback Steakhouse gets some shout outs, James Gunn is put on trial, and Matt and Justin try a Sequel September edition of Simple Name Recognition. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. 

Episode Notes DJ Valentine of Simplistic Reviews is back with Rob to finish off the week as John gets lost in a canopy. This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes Rob is back with DJ Valentine of Simplistic Reviews as John's life goes by him in slow motion as the multiple grenades land and take their time getting ready to explode. This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes DJ Valentine of Simplistic Reviews returns with Rob as Stuart decides to give John a funeral, military style. This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes Rob is back with DJ Valentine of Simplistic Reviews as John continues to even the odds more. This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes DJ Valentine of Simplistic Reviews joins Rob this week as the wheels on the bus get closer and closer. This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

In which our intrepid trio are taken over and firebombed by DJ Valentine from Simplistic Reviews as we discuss this 1980 Bob Hoskins classic. Please give DJ a listen at everything he has to offer at Simplistic.Reviews Yay/Nay (6:28) Extraction 2 • Extraction • Avatar 2 •  Nacho Libre • Smart List on the Road • Bumblebee • Transformers Rise of the Beasts • The Flash •  Main Review (35:51) Outro/B-Roll (1:07:48) Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

On the June episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, Justin Polizzi returns a married man. We get to the bottom of the person who crashed his wedding by boat. Matthew channels his inner David Lynch. The boys brings back a classic segment in honor of the late great Tina Turner. And DJ and Justin go on a long diatribe about the Fox series The OC. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. 

Here is the Simplistic Reviews feature length commentary for The Velocipastor. A film 65 Million Sins in the making!   Velocipastor | 2018 After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. Although he is horrified by the new power, a sex worker convinces him to use it to fight crime. (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Listen to this Podcast https://simplistic.media/podcasts   #Podcast #MovieCommentary #Velocipastor  

Here is the Simplistic Reviews feature length commentary for The Velocipastor. A film 65 Million Sins in the making!   Velocipastor | 2018 After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. Although he is horrified by the new power, a sex worker convinces him to use it to fight crime. (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with movie no audio as well)   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Listen to this Podcast https://simplistic.media/podcasts   #Podcast #MovieCommentary #Velocipastor  

April Fools don't come more foolish than these three guys. On the Spring Fling edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the guys talk Kanye liking the Jewish people again. They spoof Mario Brothers and Succession at the same time. They play a game of Kill F*%k Marry in honor of Justin getting hitched next month. And they also go to church to confess some sins. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

.  In which our intrepid trio are down one because Hermano is spending the night having an awkward dinner. However, joining us and making it even more awkward is Matthew Stewart from Simplistic Reviews. Please give Matt a follow on Twitter @SimpleTweeters for even more awkwardness.  Yay/Nay (2:43) Mayor of Kingstown • John Wick Chapter 4 • In The Heat of the Night •  Main Review (16:00) Outro/B-Roll (50:48) Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

What happens when you mix St. Patrick's Day with the Simplistic Reviews podcast? Well, pretty much the same thing but just more beer. Enjoy the guys going over some trailers, some TV news, some Hulk Hogan racism and sex tapes, and debating the winner of fictional characters fighting to the death.

Happy Halloween! Yes, we know we're early. But the gang at Simplistic Reviews is always anxious to start off the "Trick Or Treat" season as soon as possible. On this episode, Matthew finally gives his thoughts on Top Gun: Maverick...Justin introduces the usage of a new phrase that will surely offend someone...and DJ has a hard time describing the copulation of plastic doll. All that and more on this eerie and irrationally fun episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

In which our intrepid trio are down one because Hermano caught a case of fraud and is hot on the tale of a hot dame. But joining us are two great guests, Matt from Simplistic Reviews and JD Duran from InSession Film! Please give them a follow on twitter, @SimpleTweeters and @InsessionFilm, respectively.  Yay/Nay (3:25) Atlanta • Don't Worry Darling • See How They Run • The Woman King • X • Athena • Five Days at Memorial •  Main Review (17:15) Outro/B-Roll (50:20) Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

Rob is once again joined by DJ Valentine of Simplistic Reviews as Takagi is brought in to the room to meet Hans' associate, Theo.

DJ Valentine of Simplistic Reviews is Rob's guest this week as Gruber begins to explain his plan to the terrified hostages.

We don't claim to be action movie experts, but maybe McQuarrie never rerally saw himself becoming a blockbuster action director. Following an early Oscar and a near exit from the film industry, McQuarrie has paired with Tom Cruise for reliable box office success. DJ Valentine from Simplistic Reviews helps guide us through the four thinking-man action films written and directed by McQuarrie, from The Way of the Gun to Mission: Impossible - Fallout.   Movie Clips mentioned: Mission: Impossible - Fallout Foot Chase Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation Opening Chase   Where to Find more from DJ Valentine: @TryingToBeDJV https://simplistic.media/   As always let us know what we got wrong on Facebook, on Twitter, @PopcornAuteur, or email us at popcornauteur@gmail.com.   Show Notes/Sources: https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-way-of-the-gun-2000 http://www.theqandapodcast.com/2012/12/christopher-mcquarrie-jack-reacher-q.html http://www.theqandapodcast.com/2015/07/tom-cruise-christopher-mcquarrie.html http://www.theqandapodcast.com/2018/07/mission-impossible-fallout-q.html https://listen.stitcher.com/yvap/?af_dp=stitcher://episode/55769789&af_web_dp=https://www.stitcher.com/episode/55769789

DJ Valentine of Simplistic Reviews is back with Rob to finish off the week as Del manages to put himself back together after his ordeal, but creates a new situation while doing just that.

DJ Valentine of Simplistic Reviews joins Rob again as Del's magic parka causes him to get even more grief.

DJ Valentine of Simplistic Reviews and Rob return to watch Del try and do a Houdini act while taking his jacket off while driving through Southern Illinois.

This week's guest DJ Valentine of Simplistic Reviews and Rob 'mess around' as John Candy plays an invisible keyboard on his dashboard.

On the May edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, we get into Ted Lasso...mainly in how the actor who plays him served his wife custody papers on her big day seemingly out of spite. We get into The Flash...mainly in how WB should recast Ezra Miller before he hits another woman with a chair. Hall & Oats, Farting Gary Oldman, cancelled Ansel Elgort, Doctor Strange, best movie drugs and much much more! Enjoy the last episode before the Summer hits. Special appearances by Heather Baxendale-Walsh as the Scarlet Witch and Jay Cluitt as Obi-Wan Kenobi!

April showers are here...so the Simplistic Reviews podcast is ready to rain all over the Oscars, Will Smith, the Halo television series, 30 Rock, Power Of The Dog, OJ Simpson and more. Hope you brought your umbrella.

There's only one podcast that is best listened to while intoxicated. That is the Simplistic Reviews podcast. And since it's March...the month of drunk and disorderly behavior, this episode is double stuffed with irreverent content, cheap laughs, silly sketches, and ridiculous games from beginning to end. You won't just wanna kiss a blarney stone after listening...you'll want to kiss any man or woman in your general vicinity as a result of the sheer joy this episode brings.  

It's Lambpardy time again, with the start of a whole new tournament! Three new Lambpardy players - one's played before, one's been on the Lambcast before and the third is new to all listeners (unless you listen to his show) - are here for the first show of the first round of a whole new Lambpardy tournament! Two thirds of the First Time Watchers podcast take on each other and one-third of the Simplistic Reviews guys in a battle that's friend-against-friend-against-friend, but will they remain that way by the end of the show? Listen to find out!This month the contestants are:Tim Costa - First Time WatchersWalter Vinci - First Time WatchersMatthew Stewart - Simplistic ReviewsHost:Jay Cluitt - Life vs Film, Deep Blue Sea: The PodcastQuestions submitted by:Rob - MovieRobHoward Casner - Pop ArtMarc Armstead - French Toast Sunday

THIS IS A PREVIEW PODCAST. NOT THE FULL EPISODE. Please check out the full episode on our Patreon Page by subscribing over at - https://www.patreon.com/NextBestPicture For this very special Patreon Throwback Podcast review, I am being joined by the returning DJ Valentine from Simplistic Reviews. For those who may remember, DJ joined me in 2016 for our podcast review of "Batman v Superman: Dawn Of Justice" and then came back in 2017 for our review of the theatrical cut of "Justice League." It has been a very long time since we've had him back on the show and now, we are coming full circle by having him return for "Zack Snyder's Justice League." DJ and I discuss our journeys with the DCEU, the #ReleaseTheSnyderCut movement, what we thought of the changes that were made to this version, the future of the franchise and much more! Tune in down below and enjoy! Check out more on NextBestPicture.com Please subscribe on... SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/nextbestpicturepodcast iTunes Podcasts - https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/negs-best-film-podcast/id1087678387?mt=2 Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/7IMIzpYehTqeUa1d9EC4jT And be sure to help support us on Patreon for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/NextBestPicture