All Fights Considered!

The spectacular Mary Johnson joins us (via zoom) once again! We do maybe our most inscrutable fight yet with Italian brainrot memes, and then we replace a bunch of our body parts with weaponry.THE FIGHTSItalian Brainrot Wars (00:14:44-00:46:15)Weapon/Body Part Swap (00:46:15-01:23:58)Causes we care about.Fight Court!

The fantastic Kalia Armbruster joins us again this week! She leads us through an underdog job swap, and Jordan challenges us to imagine procedural detectives in several situations. You can see Kalia live with any of these shows/teams! Bad Art | Luxury Cruise Singles Mixer | Forever Improv | Improv All StarsCauses we care about.Fight Court!

That's right we're serving up another batch of fights from before the fights, hot and fresh! We've got a time loop challenge, a troubling amount of infants, and a good old fashioned animal fight. FEATURING:Logan MarshallClaire KostohryzAmandari KaracaCauses we care about.Fight Court!

The absolutely wonderful (if Gronk-pilled) Logan Marshall joins us this week! He brings us a same-name fight, and we ask him which vehicle from Halo he'd like to drive on his way to work. We also do a fair bit of commiserating about the state of the MCU, sorry.See Logan live at the Vagabonds show hosted by his team Chaos A-Go-Go! (Also he's got a podcast coming out soon! Stay tuned!)Causes we care about.Fight Court!

We are joined this week by super-brat Claire Kostohryz! She dares to ask what seasonal food is best, and we counter with an Oscar nominee battle royale. See Claire's team Adult Improv live in the Bay Area!Causes we care about.Fight Court!

In the exciting conclusion of Amandari's episode, Jason brings us another Pacifier update! See Amandari live with her improv group Adult Improv! You can see their show Jokeland, which takes place in (you guessed it) Berkeley!Causes we care about.Fight Court!

Amandari Karaca joins us once again! And this time she's promised to bring a different energy. We don't get into any fights this episode, we just talk about sports and cartoons. Whoops!See Amandari live with her improv group Adult Improv! You can see their show Jokeland, which takes place in (you guessed it) Berkeley!Causes we care about.Fight Court!

For the first time since the last time we've got a selection of fights from before the fights! Kenna Harris helps us decide if Jason is delusional (he is)!John Griffis offers his take on pairs from sitcoms in the Hunger Games!Lexi Diamond gets negged by Jordan, and we talk about cat names!Charles B. helps us through a gastronomical problem with far-reaching implications!Causes we care about.Fight Court!

This week we are joined by the wonderful Charles B.! In this Severance-heavy episode we talk about Severed supers and nightmare blunt rotations. Charles wants you to go see him live! And you can do that by going to a Trash TV Show! Or a Gilman's Chosen show! Or the Vagabonds show hosted by his team Chaos A-Go-Go!Causes we care about.Fight Court!

This week we are joined by the lovely Kenna Harris! They bring to us a very important question: which internet famous hippo would not be corrupted by the influence of the One Ring? You can find Kenna and their amazing art on instagram: HERE!Causes we care about.Fight Court!

John Griffis joins us this week for some very important business: naming a boat that already got named by another podcast. How'd we do Andrew?See John live with Industrial Kitchen !Causes we care about.Fight Court!

In part two of the episode, Lexi Diamond leads us through another fight! This time it's Bachelorette themed! And worry not! Piss Boy returns.Listen to Lexi's other episodes! HERECauses we care about.Fight Court!

We a joined once again by the excellent Lexi Diamond! While we cover a lot of topics, we only get to one fight: The Whiz Kid Summer Camp Champ!Listen to Lexi's other episodes!HERECauses we care about.Fight Court!

Happy New Year from your favorite boys! This episode was recorded last year, but hey, it's the thought that counts. We talk much more than usual about sports this episode. Causes we care about. Fight Court!

Our sincerest apologies for the delay, but here is the last batch of the year! Warm up fights served hot and fresh! FEATURING: Toby Childs Kaitlyn Cornell Amandari Karaca Causes we care about. Fight Court!

The electric Toby Childs joins us this week to help us really earn that explicit tag! He comes in hot to discuss sports nicknames, the Nintendo Wa-verse, and throughout all of it: hentai elements. See Toby live at Temescal Social Club every first Friday at All Out Comedy in Oakland! Causes we care about. Fight Court!

This week we're joined by the absolutely wonderful Amandari Karaca! She criticizes the editing of the show, ranks bald characters, and we talk Survivor for THREE HOURS. See Amandari live with her improv group Adult Improv! You can see their show Jokeland, which takes place in (you guessed it) Berkeley! Causes we care about. Fight Court!

We're breaking off another hundred episodes with Kaitlyn Cornell! She's here to talk gardening, Real Housewives, and WEAPONS. Check out Kaitlyn's insta, or see her live in Your Fucked Up Relationship every Friday in San Francisco! Causes we care about. Fight Court!

You voted on your favorite moments from the last 200 (200!) episodes, and these are them! Well, these are some of them. The middle ones to be exact. It'll be better by 300, promise. This episode features Colton Redwine Cody Frost Conor Allen Kalia Armbruster Lexi Diamond Causes we care about. Fight Court!

Jordan pulls double duty every episode as he not only has to introduce himself, but also our lovely guests! You know them, you love them... You can find the first hundred guest intros here. Causes we care about. Fight Court!

There's no one quite like our Jordan Niell, which is as much a blessing as a curse. Witness his madness as he attempts to introduce himself (another) hundred times. You can find his first hundred intros here. Causes we care about. Fight Court!

The one and only Jason Duval has introduced himself 200 times (at least) and we think he should be commended for that! You can find his first hundred intros here. Causes we care about. Fight Court!

Oooh, thought you were getting episode 200 huh? Nope! It's just the fights before the fights. FEATURING: Charles B. John Griffis Justine Sizemore Kalia Armbruster Kyleigh Johnson Mary Johnson (no relation) Tim Duryea Causes we care about. Fight Court!

We're joined this week by Kyleigh "Corn Face" Johnson! She talks us through an advanced game of hide & seek, and we discuss art as it relates to us (by way of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!) You can see Kyleigh every month in Oakland at her show Bad Art! Causes we care about. Fight Court!

From Fart Court's episode description: "While Dieter and Gæřøůsħť are in America, (land of freedom and surfing U.S.A skateboard wahoo!) Fart Court welcomes a new host and temporary legal cousin Jordan Niell! Join Friday, Chergen Godsmack, and Vichtor Cheisholer as they see what it's like to be guests for the very first time!" Friday is a huge fan of American-style improvisor Kalia Armbruster, and her show Bad Art! Causes we care about. Fight Court!

We're nearly at the end of New Empire Month, and this week we have a very special guest in Bay Area jazz legend Miles Feelgood! Stay tuned through the end for a sneak at a track from his next album... Miles Feelgood is a huge fan of the improv team Chaos-a-go-go, so go-go check them out! Causes we care about. Fight Court!

Dan and Dana conclude their high holy episode by helping us decide between stick and nunchucks. Dan is a big fan of the Weird Pals podcast! Dana loves local improv darlings Industrial Kitchen! And they both want you to check out Forever Improv, every other Friday! Causes we care about. Fight Court!

New Empire Month continues and goes religious! Dan & Dana (no known last names) join us to share their God-given gift and discuss God, rats, and a bunch of Pauls. Dan is a big fan of the Weird Pals podcast! Dana loves local improv darlings Industrial Kitchen! Causes we care about. Fight Court!

We're still firmly in New Empire Month! This week, we've traded Jordan for two European podcasters: Dieter and Gæřøůsħť. We talk about many things, but mostly the differences between Europe and the U.S.. Dieter and Gæřøůsħť want you to check out Industrial Kitchen Improv! Causes we care about. Fight Court!

Right in the middle of New Empire Month we've got a batch of warm up fights just for you! Featuring: Cody Frost, Conor Allen, and Toby Childs! Causes we care about. Fight Court!

The New Empire Month continues! With only a brief appearance from Jordan, Jason and Jevin are joined by guest host Cody Frost and live performance critic Nick Nichols (Conor Allen)! They mostly discuss Nick's storied past as well as knocking characters, and sitcom parents. Nick Nichols is a big fan of Bay Area improvisor Conor Allen! Conor is known for performing at All Out Comedy, and in Haight to Laugh as part of the Improv All Stars (which Cody is also in) Causes we care about. Fight Court!

Jordan and Jevin are out this week, leaving Jason alone to contend with the two guests Jevin sent in their stead: Ronnie and Lonnie Banuchi (relatives) run a restaurant in Chicago called The Bull. Ronnie and Lonnie want you to check out Temescal Social Club at All Out Comedy every first Friday of the month! Causes we care about. Fight Court!

His ban temporarily lifted, Cody Frost joins us this week! We discuss various apes in various situations, and zombie-fighting tactics. See Cody live! Haight to Laugh | Party Onward! Causes we care about. Fight Court!

That's right, Toby Childs is back to mostly talk about what things are ogres. We also talk a fair bit about Dune, become Top Chefs of some exotic meats, and pit two famous moguls against one another. See Toby live! Temescal Social Club Causes we care about. Fight Court!

Some folks have said we have the best warm up fight episodes in podcast history! Mary Johnson John Griffis Kia Salehi Causes we care about. Fight Court!

This week the lovely and talented John Griffis joins us! We talk spies, assassins, and psychics all living under one roof, a basketball team of X-Men, and snails out to kill the rich. See John live with Industrial Kitchen ! Causes we care about. Fight Court!

Spring hath sprang, and Kia Salehi joins us once again! We talk about Springly superpowers, and Taylor Swift for SO LONG. Causes we care about. Fight Court!

The absolutely wonderful Mary Johnson joins us again! The Melee Weapon Bracket gets a major addendum, and some drugs become Pokémon. See Mary live with Industrial Kitchen Improv! Causes we care about. Fight Court!

We're guest-free this week, and thus free to get into things like all the television we haven't seen, and noticing a major structural issue with a running bracket. Causes we care about. Fight Court!

Another batch of warm up fights, served hot and fresh! Featuring: Charles B. Toby Childs Colton Redwine Causes we care about. Fight Court!

Get back into the sauna with us and Charles B. as we discuss the greatest mob bosses! Charles is on an indie improv team called Chaos A-Go-Go! They're hosting the Vagabonds show at All Out Comedy on March 10th! Check them fully out! You can also check him out on Color Circuit, a live streaming community, with a focus on games, comedy, and all things entertainment! Causes we care about. Fight Court!

We're joined this week by the fantastic Charles B.! In part one of his episode we're discussing a Console War on a scale never before seen on this or any earth. Charles is on an indie improv team called Chaos A-Go-Go! They're hosting the Vagabonds show at All Out Comedy on March 10th! Check them fully out! Causes we care about. Fight Court!

We we're a tad late, but we got resident musical genius and once annual guest Colton Redwine to join us this week! We tackle the big questions: Can we keep human society alive? And: Which monster would drive a big truck best? Colton wants you to go to Last Rites in SF! Causes we care about. Fight Court!

In this, our final live episode (for the time being) we are joined by the WICKedly talented Jim Koman! He asks us to review several evil corporations on Glassdoor, and we are joined in the second half by a member of the audience… See Jim live! The Confessional | All Out Comedy Or see him online! Twitter Causes we care about. Fight Court!

The wonderful Toby Childs has decided to join us as himself finally! We half-talk about a lot of things including, but not limited to Gilmore Girls, goons of every type, and frying pans. See Toby live! Temescal Social Club Causes we care about. Fight Court!

This week (the last episode of the year, whoops) it's just us! Your favorite boys are here to discuss French emperors and clown princes life-swapping, Final Destination's cultural impact, and a classic Supers-man fight. Causes we care about. Fight Court!

A short batch of warms ups for everyone! We talk Disney villains, animals, and The Magic School Bus. Featuring: Brett Jennings Sarah Katz-Hyman Toby Childs as Mark McGuire Jr. Causes we care about. Fight Court!

On our most recent live show we were joined by the absolutely wonderful Mary Johnson and, because Jordan fell ill, the comparably amazing John Griffis! Mary leads us through a game of “Marry, F*ck, Kill”, a Gilmore Girls fight, and several Golden reality shows before we get into the audience suggested fights! See Mary live! Industrial Kitchen | Drunk Theatre See John live! Your Fucked Up Relationship | Dr. Mind Bender | Improv Test Kitchen Causes we care about. Fight Court!

In part two of Brett Jenning's first appearance we ONLY talk about dates. Specifically bad places to go on them. See Brett live! ⁠Polite Chuckle⁠ | ⁠Insta⁠ Listen to 30 Dates in 30 Days! ⁠Spotify⁠ | ⁠Insta⁠ | ⁠Youtube⁠ | ⁠Patreon⁠ ⁠Causes we care about.⁠ ⁠Fight Court!

We are joined this week by the completely confident and not at all insecure Brett Jennings! We talk a lot about dating and a little about The Penguin. See Brett live! Polite Chuckle | Insta Listen to 30 Dates in 30 Days! Spotify | Insta | Youtube | Patreon Causes we care about. Fight Court!

We're coming to you LIVE once again from All Out Comedy in Oakland! This time the fantastic Kalia Armbruster joined us to talk about family and fury, and then a bunch of audience fights (from the 1000+ people there)! See Kalia Live! Bad Art - Insta | Luxury Cruise Singles Mixer - Insta | Improv All Stars | All Out Comedy Come to our LIVE SHOW!!! On Sunday November 12, at 7PM at All Out Comedy in Oakland Causes we care about. Fight Court!