Burning Boots

its goodbye join the discord here to keep up with us and everyone else call our voicemail at ‪(312) 574-0765 Thanks as always to Pac Crest Botanicals for sponsoring us. For the next few weeks after this episode's release you can use promo code HARDR for 38% off your next purchase! SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Flint| Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

"You get a fiver artist to make a short 'trailer' of a play-to-earn game you're 'developing' to roll out in the next 3-4 months (tbd) and sell (also fiver generated) pfp avatars you can use in the game. I've seen a few of those and games are the new big thing. You can make hundreds of ETH and not even need to worry about the royalties. You'd pay fiver dudes like $1k or less and make a million in sales." Follow LostBoy.eth and Whip on twitter. Links: Billionaire Zombies Club NFT Rarity Tools OpenSea NFT Market This episode is sponsored by Pac Crest Botanicals. Use promo code HARDR for 38% off your next purchase! This week's closing song is Song Title by Artist JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Flint| Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

we talk about the good word of Jesus Christ and then @Whip drops in to tell us how to get stinkin rich by scamming idiots on the internet with NFTs This episode is sponsored by Pac Crest Botanicals. Use promo code HARDR for 38% off your next purchase! JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Flint | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

we talk about drinking too much, adam kokesh, tf is the metaverse, and we look at what other degenerates around the globe watched on pornhub in 2021 This episode is sponsored by Pac Crest Botanicals. Use promo code HARDR for 38% off your next purchase! This week's closing song is Keasby Nights by Streetlight Manifesto JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Flint| Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

Derek hates on tomboys. We talk the holidays. And of course Maxell. Then we descend into the faggotry of another simulated space. This episode is sponsored by Pac Crest Botanicals. Use promo code HARDR for 38% off your next purchase! This week's closing song is Song Title by Artist JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Flint| Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

this was recorded right before Christmas day and i haven't even had a moment to spare to finish editing it until now. so this episode actually belongs to last week, and expect this week's ep 120 to come out some time this weekend we have Cole of Tower Power Hour join the show to hang out with us and not drink copious amounts of eggnog This episode is sponsored by Pac Crest Botanicals. Use promo code HARDR for 38% off your next purchase! This week's closing song is Song Title by Artist JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Flint| Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

we talk about turning your wife bi, is michael malice a piece of shit, Floydies NFTs, and more This episode is sponsored by Pac Crest Botanicals. Use promo code HARDR for 38% off your next purchase! This week's closing song is Panic by Sublime with Rome JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

this week's episode is sponsored by Pac Crest Botanicals, and we sample their products and have their founder and CEO Michael Pickens come on and hang out with us for an episode. michael is a hell of a great dude and his products are legitimately high quality, go support this brother the next time you make a CBD or THC purchase. use promo code HARDR to get 38% off your next purchase at Pac Crest Botanicals This week's closing song is Dopeman by Less Than Jake JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

had mad audio and tech issues this ep but we're on it baby This week's closing song is My Family is a Little Weird by Millions of Dead Cops JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

Derek is out so Davie and Flint really lean into the tarded degens that they are. We're gonna make Donald Trump's locker room talk look tame. We also spurg out a bit. Flint gives expert level degen advice. here's that brass against vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCwXy0aq6Do We kinda do the regular show around an hour in. Fenix Ammo rocks. Derek, we've been planning this bit for a good minute. Hope you enjoyed haha! This week's closing song is Me So Horny by 2 Live Crew JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

we reminisce on our childhood stories of camping, petty theft, and attempted murder. derek pitches a new show theme, davie explains his character arc's lore, and flint introduces us to his new game This week's closing song is The Ballad Of Chasey Lain by Bloodhound Gang JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

Davie shoots down another intro theme pitch, taking too many drugs at once, gay sex and the origins of music, the fall of traditional men's underpants, and Jared of Hoppean.org joins us to gloat about being right This week's closing song is Newsstand Rock by RX Bandits JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

for this spooky halloween episode you get to hear flint tell a (probably fake) story about the time he saw a ghost and hear davie read a scary story out loud that derek wrote just for him woooOOOOooo do the world a favor and egg people's house that already have christmas decorations up this weekend. return to tradition. happy halloween fellas This week's closing song is She Dominates by Blitzkid JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

four and a half men picking fights with B list podcasters and ur rolling on the mat at a MDMA match shout out to Tower Gang Podcast for letting us borrow their custom game this ep. follow el pulpo on twitter and listen to his not a podcast This week's closing song is Tiptoe Through the Tulips by Tiny Tim JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

Davie and Derek talk about Chappelle's new special, Superman is gay (surprise, surprise), Christopher Columbus and Indigenous Losers Day, the new president, and teachers being overpaid. This week's closing song is Bottom of the Well by Unicorn Hole JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

Fat Dave joins us this week to talk about his (now lifted!) Twitter ban and tells us the story of him being doxxed and subsequently fired from his job. This week's closing song is High Noon In Killville by Angry Johnny and the Killbillies JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

Tried to open up the show by calling Windstream customer support on the show to yell at them about the internet but they hung up on us THREE TIMES ON THREE DIFFERENT SUPPORT LINES so we are officially declaring war on Windstream for life. We talk about crappy monopoly internet services, get involved with a fetish community online, and pine for a Balldo sponsorship. This week's closing song is The First Rule by Flaming Tsunamis JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Flint | The Show Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

Well first of all Derek ditches us. I think we forget to mention it until the end but hey you get a heads up for reading. And they say libertarians don't read. So I had to be in charge of recordings and editing this week. Why is Flint's track so hard to line up? Actually why does it take me so long to edit? Anyways, Flint and Steven spurg out on history or something. TBH I'm tired of writing notes since its taken me 6 days to edit this. Thankfully we stick to our timely release schedule as always. https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-a-family-whose-father-was-wrongly-jailed?utm_campaign=p_cf+share-flow-1&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer This week's closing song is No Lives Matter by Body Count JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

This week we're joined by Taylor Shiring of Hoppean.org to talk about why it's actually cool to keep using the word "libertarian" and he stands as a shining example of an internet Hoppean who still believes in drinking and pre-marital or gay sex. We talk about libertarian strategy, the state of the movement, jerking off with just your mind, and how to treat people in the work place. Links Taking Libertarianism Back by Taylor This week's closing music is the Forced to Live EP by Taylor's band Settle for Nothing JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

We got Dan TAXATION IS THEFT Behrman on this week. TBH we mainly just bro out and brush over politics as normal. There's a long pause. We talk about running drugs, the legality of paying taxes and we find out once and for all if Dan is a TiTs man or A$$ man. Enjoy that cork pop ASMR. Follow Dan: https://zync.social/u/8df761b88deb3c8709ac8c909f565092 This week's closing song is Another Day Another Vendetta by Hatebreed JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

davie makes a huge very important announcement, we talk about the JQ (journalist question), and talk about the merits of expensive underpants. This week's closing song is Red Lights Stop Signs by Triangle Fight JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to weekly bonus episodes

Jared, founder of Hoppean.org, joined us to explain different Hoppean takes while getting grilled by Davie. Did he come to bring knowledge or is he just full of hot air? Hot, smelly air. This week's closing song is Warbringer by TheFatRat & Everen Maxwell JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

Show notes here This week's closing song is Song Title by Artist JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

Jeremy Kauffman gets sexually assaulted by an angry Davie, a very very drunk Derek, our good buddy Jay of Slurp Gang Podcast and our peaceful slave Flint. We talk about not wearing headphones to record a professional and highly successful (101 episodes) podcast. This week's closing song is They Say by Daron Malakian JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

Well guys we made it! Episode 100! if you missed Burning Boots well here's one more. We had a bro day then got trashed and recorded an episode. Lots of meta nonsense to start off. We talk family stuff. Link to the Freedom Tear vid ( https://youtu.be/QhMc6eOlWbE ). Memory holes lead Derek to be the first. Women ruin our days. We make a series of awful jokes as we get more intoxicated. Kyle and Davie have a Liberty Dad Talk. Then we seem to just ramble about absolutely nothing for a while. Derek eats into the mic! More talking in circles. Wow. HAhhahahaha. We start talking politics with like 15 min left of the show. JK back to cum jokes. Derek defends women. https://youtu.be/qAs9laxC-rs click it, you know you want to. Make sure to get ahold the patron episode. It was 10x wilder. This week's closing song is DeathKult Disciples by Ho99o9 JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

So we have our good buddy Otto from Punk Rock Libertarians Podcast with us this week. I'm pretty sure we all three started off drunk. Which we proceed to get more inebriated. We talk about everything from post libertarianism bs to politicians endless attempt to make our lives miserable. Otto sticks around for the bonus so be sure to check that out as well. This week's closing song is Diamond in the Rough by Arik Ancelin JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

No guest this week, Davie and I take it easy and talk about windows computer viruses posing as desktop strippers, letting kids be kids, and the new delta, epsilon, gamma, and lambda variants of the fake virus. This week's closing song is Stash Up by OPM JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

Long time listener and part-time enemy of PBS and writer for En Bloc Press, J Flintlock joins the show to talk to us about his past life working at a prison, converting his wife into lesbianism, Derek changes his mind about Indians, what is going on in Cuba, the governments monopoly on joe biden deep fake voice AI, what even is the role of women, and we don't know what even is a post-libertarian. This week's closing song is Eat Your Dreams by nelward JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

So this week we have the Libertarian Grifter himself on to teach us the ways of scamming you guys into us not having to work. So we cut the ep short and hit up a bonus for once. Just kidding. We learned nothing about grifting we just talked about corn. Oh and we fired up the simulator and manufactured another guest during the show. This week's closing song is Monster Squad by Kids Like Us JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

Toothtaker aka 'Toothy' joins us this week to talk about rolling with gangsters, growing up in a ghetto reservation, covid propaganda, taking a dump during the middle of the podcast, banging hookers, whether Cosby did it, traveling the world, whether or not slurs are cool, cool and uncool anime, why we don't try meth, and his general philosophy of the world. Download the our custom Cosby Theme ringtone from this episode This week's closing song is What Do You Like To Play by The Internet JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

Do you really need more proof that space is fake than transgender furries with 60k twitter followers getting internships at NASA? Our boy Steppy distributes red pills about space. Links: No photographs of Earth! Musical This week's closing song is Sounds Like by Rise Against JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

Davie and Theo recap the Florida LP convention a bit for us and we talk about all of the corruption within the LP that's finally come to a head. This week's closing song is Before We Go Out Drinking by Pkew pkew pkew JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

This episode got really local with Rick. Just hanging with the boys hating on the atf. We answer mail bag and get sidetracked. Something something more generic description. It's been a really busy week and I'm getting packed to record at lpf convention. Enjoy the ruckus. This week's closing song is All Hell Breaks Stuff by Limp Mizfit JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

Our good buddy and long time brother of the show Cotton of the failed Slurp Gang podcast joins us this week to give us the Chilly III update and Davie talks about going on Josh Smith's new show. We celebrate gape pride month by being gay (pretending haha) and listen to some hetero-wave hypnotherapy. This week's closing song is Hyr00l by Monomate JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

Its been a while since Derek wanted me to edit. Of course I start editing about the time I was planning on finishing up. Anyways we got our intern 'gamer word' Rick. We constantly sidetrack each other stories. And damn there's a lot of nonsense stories. Just hanging with the boys. If you don't listen to this entire episode you are missing the most compelling and relevant conversation for libertarians today!!! This week's closing song is Hell to Pay by Terror JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

Just a little teaser for a special bonus we did for the patron feed. JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

A man we know only as 'Sic' is a recently diagnosed autistic man who enjoys candy and calling our voicemail just about every week. He joins us on the show to talk about suicide pacts with your friends, walking in your cousin plowing a pig, the delicate process of preparing your wife for anal, and how to stop worrying and love the bong This week's closing song is Born2Die by Blind Equation JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

For this very special salty episode (thick, thick kosher salt) we invited our brothers James "Cop Respecter" Freeman and Elijah on the episode to talk about growing up with porn, your mom finding your 'personal' socks, growing up Jewish, working outside makes you poor, saying whatever you want to anyone, who's really controlling the music industry, and we finally catch up on some voicemails. Links from this episode: Dick Masterson's Water Jug Challenge for Women US/UN spending millions to circumcise black male babies JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

Alright so Ricky and Tet couldn't be on the same show due to Derek and I not communicating about start times. So bonus for you. This week's closing song is Pure Hate by Poison Idea JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

Long time friend Ricky of the Devil Brothers podcast makes a formal visit to pod to read us an apology and tell tall tales of his time as a gay male escort. This week's closing song is Brand New by Waste JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

Have you ever wanted to listen to a group of philosophical ret*rds give lukewarm conspiracy theory takes on catboy gene therapy and oriental FBI p*ssy? This episode of Tin Foil Harem we delve into the past to look at how every major mass shooting across America was perpetuated by Asian coochie and clop porn. At one point the ethical dilemma of whether you should sell oregano to 13 year olds for $25 a gram makes its way to us. Buckle up and welcome to the Harem This is the pilot episode for the first show generated by the friendship simulator community, by long time friends Taxi, Nully, and Banter: Tin Foil Harem. Be on the look out for this show on its own dedicated feed on all podcast apps.

We've got the hosts of Campfire Freedom podcast here with us this week and get to know each other and talk about bein' ugly, hanging with the bros on your anniversary, being Ron Paul and not drinking, white boy summer being over, living in Georgia, being in school prison, growing up with tits in your face, and more. This week's closing song is Go Motherfucker Go by Nashville Pussy JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

Our poor friend wasn't able to show up for the poor episode for the 2nd week running, so we roast him for that for half the episode and then catch up on what black people are Googling and then Davie bears all Show Links: Just this one lol but listen to the ep first This week's closing song is For Those Who Know by Brasstracks and Faggot by Sam Vance-Law JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

trainwreck show with Jared of Punk Rock Libertarians and @SpaceLawdy (aka FartPimpson), so maybe just go listen to PRL instead this week This week's closing song is The YMCA Down the Street From the Clinic by The Lawrence Arms JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

No guest this week, we just catch up and try not to talk about current events. We started this podcast to hang out so why not just do that for once? We talk about being a fuck up, hiring and firing female AI's, share embarrassing things about ourselves, eat jell-o, argue about whether or not its cool to be rational, and get drunk. This week's closing song is Amber Island by nelward JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

You know, I have no idea what was going on either... but yeah I was late to join the show. Rooster and Derek talk about specific people, their white privilege, and women. This conversation is wild to listen to high. top tier. I would listen to a Derek and Rooster show. They do talk about their ideal man. Oh now fat people look like ghosts. But if you don't want to hear that, I join around the 32:25 mark. And it just goes downhill from there. Also our resident research-autismo Taxi gives us an update on some recent shooting that I already forgot where it happened lol This week's closing song is Sabotage by Beastie Boys JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

Theo's alive. Show links: The Medieval Vagina some insane book by an insane person, but they're still right. Papa Smurf Can I Lick Your Ass This week's closing song is Into the Night by Firkin JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to 3 mothly bonus episodes

We bring on long time friend of the show @Cotton on to talk about rice, super straights, how women don't be doing they laundry, and asianification. This week's closing song is Destroy Everything by Hatebreed JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

Davie gay, Derek gay, everybody gay, we all gay. Fuck women, some blacks are cool. Trent puts cats in the oven, Moose ruins the podcast, trolling neocon debates. Yeah pretty much that and Davie had to edit the episode twice. Damn technology. This week's closing song is If And When We Rise Agains by Streetlight Manifesto JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

Yes this episode is late. Yes, Derek deleted the episode. Yes the second half or so sounds like dogsh*t. Yes, that's actually Taxi's real voice. We wrap up black history month by talking to Taxi about being mostly asian, living in the south, and prostate massaging. This week's closing song is Media Midgets by R.A. The Rugged Man JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us on Twitter: Davie | Corporate Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes, sometimes, probably Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Become a member of the Libertarian Party Edit: any money you were going to give them either give to us or go get drunk. They are no longer paying from these links. If you care enough to read show notes this far down, this link is 'ferda

Davie and Derek catch up a bit on life and talk about black history month videogame promotion pandering, standup comedy mostly sucking, and also heroin being both the coolest way to die and the coolest thing to survive so what's the argument again for not doing it? Then we call everyone's favorite beef-tongue-taco loving butthole binging Hightep of the Highway @Quincy to teach us a thing or two about what even is a Hotep and why we should be white hoteps, why he wears macaroni in his hair, how and why eating a*s is praxis, anarchy and chaos, and Davie says it. Links mentioned in this episode: Quincy's interracial porn production career at ThroatWars.com - NSFW(omen) This week's closing song is Equally Useless by Discharger JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us on Twitter: Derek | Davie | Corporate Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes, sometimes, probably Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Become a member of the Libertarian Party Edit: any money you were going to give them either give to us or go get drunk. They are no longer paying from these links. If you care enough to read show notes this far down, this link is 'ferda