Dog House Empire

Ep. 179: August 16, 2017On Today's Show:JV's nose itch. Annabelle Creation review. JV's new video idea. Natasha screaming Dodge Dart rental. Boss's recommendation for hard worker's. There's an up swing in cancer due to this. Natasha's famous ‘“Eat The Pu**y”! More fake laughing. Lady born without a ‘virginia'. Elvis hits a milestone. Reviewing Elvis' instagram. Yet another new car service. Highlighting a new young artist filled with pain and rage XXXtentacion.

Ep. 179: August 16, 2017 On Today’s Show: JV’s nose itch. Annabelle Creation review. JV’s new video idea. Natasha screaming Dodge Dart rental. Boss’s recommendation for hard worker’s. There’s an up swing in cancer due to this. Natasha’s famous ‘“Eat The Pu**y”! More fake laughing. Lady born without a ‘virginia’. Elvis hits a milestone. Reviewing Elvis’ instagram. Yet another new car service. Highlighting a new young artist filled with pain and rage XXXtentacion.

Ep. 178: August 10, 2017On Today's Show:Taylor Swift's ass. Hold my nut's day. Reasons to skip church. Partying at the Vatican. Men that fake orgasms. A couple had sex at the fair. Chipotle's new food item. Elvis has a cure for JV's baldness. The dirty comb. Elvis is the voice of god. Backstage food. Our fake laughs. The coroner's job. The tv show Botched. Natasha upset with some fans.

Ep. 178: August 10, 2017 On Today's Show: Taylor Swift’s ass. Hold my nut’s day. Reasons to skip church. Partying at the Vatican. Men that fake orgasms. A couple had sex at the fair. Chipotle’s new food item. Elvis has a cure for JV’s baldness. The dirty comb. Elvis is the voice of god. Backstage food. Our fake laughs. The coroner’s job. The tv show Botched. Natasha upset with some fans.

Dog House BITES: small clips from one of the many Dog House shows in SF, NYC & LA.On This BITE: JV finds an alarming stat that the average person has .14 grams of unwiped fecal matter on them at all times. Natasha has a question about it and drug smuggling.Thank you for checking out this Dog House bite. The entire podcast is available at DogHouseEmpire.com Episode 141. We hope you'll check out more podcasts there. If you're enjoying any of the show, would you please spread the word and share this bite with a friend? Thank you so much! :)

Dog House BITES: small clips from one of the many Dog House shows in SF, NYC & LA. On This BITE: JV finds an alarming stat that the average person has .14 grams of unwiped fecal matter on them at all times. Natasha has a question about it and drug smuggling. Thank you for checking out this Dog House bite. The entire podcast is available at DogHouseEmpire.com Episode 141. We hope you'll check out more podcasts there. If you're enjoying any of the show, would you please spread the word and share this bite with a friend? Thank you so much! :)

Dog House BITES: small clips from one of the many Dog House shows in SF, NYC & LA.On This Bite:JV and Elvis come up with a new trend that all best friends should do for each other at a moments notice.

Dog House BITES: small clips from one of the many Dog House shows in SF, NYC & LA. On This Bite: JV and Elvis come up with a new trend that all best friends should do for each other at a moments notice.

Ep. 177: August 3, 2017On Today's Show:Do you know this prayer? Proof dogs are not color blind. Stripper ruined JV's proposal to Natasha. Jewelry lady ruined JV's gift to Natasha. Radio guys use to be rich. JV and Natasha's funeral plans. Elvis has a business dog. JV and Natasha's huge but ridiculous fight. JV and Natasha eating the babysitter's underwear. Natasha clears up rumors about her doing porn.

Ep. 177: August 3, 2017 On Today's Show: Do you know this prayer? Proof dogs are not color blind. Stripper ruined JV’s proposal to Natasha. Jewelry lady ruined JV’s gift to Natasha. Radio guys use to be rich. JV and Natasha’s funeral plans. Elvis has a business dog. JV and Natasha’s huge but ridiculous fight. JV and Natasha eating the babysitter’s underwear. Natasha clears up rumors about her doing porn.

Ep. 176: July 27, 2017On Today's Show:Natasha officially a radio person! Yep, Nope game. New York listeners mad at the show. Hot women in New York. JV got jeez-waxed. Girl's Trip review. Funny story about sneaking out of theatre. Elvis and Natasha's false accusation prank calls. JV sex shop prank call.

Ep. 176: July 27, 2017 On Today’s Show: Natasha officially a radio person! Yep, Nope game. New York listeners mad at the show. Hot women in New York. JV got jeez-waxed. Girl’s Trip review. Funny story about sneaking out of theatre. Elvis and Natasha’s false accusation prank calls. JV sex shop prank call.

Ep. 175: July 20, 2017On Today's Show: Who needs a double chalupa? Angry lady at Taco Bell. No good Mexican food in New York. More Chipotle outbreaks. Natasha's weird burrito technique. Flashback to New York. Rudy the know it all. Dog surfing championship. Dexter loves dead birds. Elvis needs surgery. Class action lawsuit. A tuffted deer. Actor David Carradine.

Ep. 175: July 20, 2017 On Today's Show: Who needs a double chalupa? Angry lady at Taco Bell. No good Mexican food in New York. More Chipotle outbreaks. Natasha’s weird burrito technique. Flashback to New York. Rudy the know it all. Dog surfing championship. Dexter loves dead birds. Elvis needs surgery. Class action lawsuit. A tuffted deer. Actor David Carradine.

Ep. 174: July 6, 2017On Today's Show:Who's nicer - Natasha or JV? JV's sad, nobody likes his pranks. Brand new hilarious prank calls. The meaning of Puerto Vallarta. JV swam in sewage. Call to JV's mom. Update on Elvis' dating life. Get that orange thing away from me! Natasha's boob fell out! Bang-fest 2017! Strange things people google. Shouts to listeners. Elvis mattress removal reveals a big surprise. Natasha's fan believes she really worked at the 'Rush Hour 2' massage parlor.

Ep. 174: July 6, 2017 On Today's Show: Who's nicer - Natasha or JV? JV's sad, nobody likes his pranks. Brand new hilarious prank calls. The meaning of Puerto Vallarta. JV swam in sewage. Call to JV's mom. Update on Elvis' dating life. Get that orange thing away from me! Natasha's boob fell out! Bang-fest 2017! Strange things people google. Shouts to listeners. Elvis mattress removal reveals a big surprise. Natasha's fan believes she really worked at the 'Rush Hour 2' massage parlor.

Ep. 173: June 22, 2017On Today's Show:Thank you Marko for the site! ‘Hot As F*ck' prank calls. More listener shouts. How to find someone's soul. Increase in swear words on television. Chicken Leg Bitch! No way this guy is straight. Stop embarrassing yourself white people. JV found worst thing ever at the movie theatre. Hipster calling something a bad mama jamma. Boy band tv show. Donald Trump one piece bathing suit. Friday Night Tykes. Wrong testicle removed. Carrie Fisher partying at 60. #1 fast food place in America. Amazing Jet Blue seats.

Ep. 173: June 22, 2017 On Today’s Show: Thank you Marko for the site! ‘Hot As F*ck’ prank calls. More listener shouts. How to find someone’s soul. Increase in swear words on television. Chicken Leg Bitch! No way this guy is straight. Stop embarrassing yourself white people. JV found worst thing ever at the movie theatre. Hipster calling something a bad mama jamma. Boy band tv show. Donald Trump one piece bathing suit. Friday Night Tykes. Wrong testicle removed. Carrie Fisher partying at 60. #1 fast food place in America. Amazing Jet Blue seats.

Ep. 172: June 15, 2017On Today's Show:Thank you friends that shared our video on our new site! No more sh*t talk in the podcast. We hate Spider Man movies. Party planner prank calls. Selena joins the show to ask a personal question. Natasha demanding a follow up on what body part drugs were done on.

Ep. 172: June 15, 2017 On Today's Show: Thank you friends that shared our video on our new site! No more sh*t talk in the podcast. We hate Spider Man movies. Party planner prank calls. Selena joins the show to ask a personal question. Natasha demanding a follow up on what body part drugs were done on.

Ep. 171: June 8, 2017 On Today's Show: Dog House blown away by something a listener did. The sweet and sour side of Natasha. Natasha got the dog food plate. JV offends Natasha. Hooker fart. Audio from Elvis' colonoscopy. Elvis shows us the worst picture ever. Listeners letting the show down. JV and Elvis might connect with old radio buddy. Elvis prank call - Tourettes. Natasha attempts the same prank call. Warriors discussion. JV and Elvis shut down the KD haters. The secret to surviving cheating. Mummy reviews.

Ep. 171: June 8, 2017 On Today's Show: Dog House blown away by something a listener did. The sweet and sour side of Natasha. Natasha got the dog food plate. JV offends Natasha. Hooker fart. Audio from Elvis’ colonoscopy. Elvis shows us the worst picture ever. Listeners letting the show down. JV and Elvis might connect with old radio buddy. Elvis prank call - Tourettes. Natasha attempts the same prank call. Warriors discussion. JV and Elvis shut down the KD haters. The secret to surviving cheating. Mummy reviews.

Ep. 170: June 1, 2017On Today's Show:JV busted wiping a booger on the console. 1 million to sleep with Natasha? Natasha contacted by a madame for world's wealthiest men. The sad, sad paper weight. Trump supporter, Robert Lozano. Sean Spicer's attempt to defend “covfefe”. Elvis continues his streak of bad luck. Elvis robbed! The new phone carrier called “Sprii”. Elvis blames some of his recent misery on JV. Elvis finds live animal under his bed. Natasha calls out the boys for being hypocrites. Elvis stood up his bumble date. Elvis reveals his new glasses. TV shows we're watching. Dog House shout outs.

Ep. 170: June 1, 2017 On Today's Show: JV busted wiping a booger on the console. 1 million to sleep with Natasha? Natasha contacted by a madame for world’s wealthiest men. The sad, sad paper weight. Trump supporter, Robert Lozano. Sean Spicer’s attempt to defend “covfefe”. Elvis continues his streak of bad luck. Elvis robbed! The new phone carrier called “Sprii”. Elvis blames some of his recent misery on JV. Elvis finds live animal under his bed. Natasha calls out the boys for being hypocrites. Elvis stood up his bumble date. Elvis reveals his new glasses. TV shows we’re watching. Dog House shout outs.

Ep. 169: May 25, 2017On Today's Show: Prank calls to landscapers. Either JV or Natasha is lying. JV's worst fear comes true- trapped in an elevator. JV disrespects Natasha's work out shirt. Stay away from pools this summer. Elvis' update on the pocket-p*ss. This myth about lesbians is not true. The old Dog House lesbian parties. Elvis match from Bumble is a corn hole champ. Elvis update on colonoscopy appointment. Weird message about Natasha found on forum. Listener shouts.

Ep. 169: May 25, 2017 On Today’s Show: Prank calls to landscapers. Either JV or Natasha is lying. JV’s worst fear comes true- trapped in an elevator. JV disrespects Natasha’s work out shirt. Stay away from pools this summer. Elvis’ update on the pocket-p*ss. This myth about lesbians is not true. The old Dog House lesbian parties. Elvis match from Bumble is a corn hole champ. Elvis update on colonoscopy appointment. Weird message about Natasha found on forum. Listener shouts.

Ep. 168: May 18, 2017On Today's Show:A girl welcomes JV to the doo-doo club. Graham's many stunts. Elvis in the pencil d*ck club! Shout out to listeners. Call to JV's mother- Natasha and JV call her out for hating their Mother's Day gift. JV's failed shower test. Elvis moving to the Tenderloin. Snatched was horrible! Crying Below Deck. Mushroom hunting. Elvis taking a new toy date home. Where all germs started. Have you heard of stealthing? Natasha DONE with JV - no more ‘gasms! Honoring Chris Cornell. Amazing documentary, We Are X.

Ep. 168: May 18, 2017 On Today’s Show: A girl welcomes JV to the doo-doo club. Graham’s many stunts. Elvis in the pencil d*ck club! Shout out to listeners. Call to JV’s mother- Natasha and JV call her out for hating their Mother’s Day gift. JV’s failed shower test. Elvis moving to the Tenderloin. Snatched was horrible! Crying Below Deck. Mushroom hunting. Elvis taking a new toy date home. Where all germs started. Have you heard of stealthing? Natasha DONE with JV - no more ‘gasms! Honoring Chris Cornell. Amazing documentary, We Are X.

Ep. 167: May 11, 2017 On Today's Show: Elvis prank call as Opera Man! Shout out to the true supporting listeners. JV's amazing idea for Mother's Day. The crack throw. The airport brawls. Guy climbs Mt. Everest with no experience. Elvis needs a favor. JV says Natasha can do sex scenes under one condition. Special guest, Dog House member for life, Hammerin' Hank.

Ep. 167: May 11, 2017 On Today's Show: Elvis prank call as Opera Man! Shout out to the true supporting listeners. JV’s amazing idea for Mother’s Day. The crack throw. The airport brawls. Guy climbs Mt. Everest with no experience. Elvis needs a favor. JV says Natasha can do sex scenes under one condition. Special guest, Dog House member for life, Hammerin’ Hank.

Ep. 166: May 4th, 2017On Today's Show:Elvis and Natasha have matching spider bites. Steven Colbert won't apologize for Trump joke. Some hilarious Mike Tyson homophobia. Elvis prank call. Natasha's first prank call ever. Bear sh*ts in the house. Natasha creeped out by a co-worker. Elvis' hot Brazilian date. Natasha quit Instagram. Elvis quit dating apps. Update on Elvis' softball league. Dog House goes back to New York!

Ep. 166: May 4th, 2017 On Today’s Show: Elvis and Natasha have matching spider bites. Steven Colbert won’t apologize for Trump joke. Some hilarious Mike Tyson homophobia. Elvis prank call. Natasha’s first prank call ever. Bear sh*ts in the house. Natasha creeped out by a co-worker. Elvis’ hot Brazilian date. Natasha quit Instagram. Elvis quit dating apps. Update on Elvis’ softball league. Dog House goes back to New York!

Ep. 165: April 27, 2017On Today's Show:Elvis skipped out on JV's sister's birthday. Natasha's penthouse forum talk while JV did the dishes. Natasha's real estate indecent proposal. C*ck Slap! Elvis's softball game update. The Rose Buds. ESPN layoffs. JV's rant about weed-zealots. Natasha mad at a listener. Rebecca Black- infamous for the world's worst song ‘Friday'.

Ep. 165: April 27, 2017 On Today’s Show: Elvis skipped out on JV’s sister’s birthday. Natasha’s penthouse forum talk while JV did the dishes. Natasha’s real estate indecent proposal. C*ck Slap! Elvis’s softball game update. The Rose Buds. ESPN layoffs. JV’s rant about weed-zealots. Natasha mad at a listener. Rebecca Black- infamous for the world’s worst song ‘Friday’.

Ep. 164: April 20, 2017On Today's Show:Sh*t burgers. Natasha makes a demand. Elvis reveals scary results (tests POSITIVE!). Is it possible JV has a son? JV's sister brought weed cookies to work. Synthetic pee for weed test. JV got randomly drug tested at work. Hilarious stories. Warning… a really gross story about our friend's Graham roommate. Dog House does a crazy spiritual experiment on Elvis' lip. Elvis' nasty roommate. Hanging out with Weed Delivery Company for 4-20!

Ep. 164: April 20, 2017 On Today’s Show: Sh*t burgers. Natasha makes a demand. Elvis reveals scary results (tests POSITIVE!). Is it possible JV has a son? JV’s sister brought weed cookies to work. Synthetic pee for weed test. JV got randomly drug tested at work. Hilarious stories. Warning… a really gross story about our friend’s Graham roommate. Dog House does a crazy spiritual experiment on Elvis’ lip. Elvis’ nasty roommate. Hanging out with Weed Delivery Company for 4-20!

Ep. 163: April 13, 2017JV's bathroom story. Guys washing hands in the wrong order. JV lists everything WRONG with Natasha. The secret revealed about satellite radio. The ONE good thing Natasha got out of her last relationship. Natasha lists everything bad about JV. Elvis refuses to watch movies with these 2 actors ever again. Social media superstar Anwar Jibawi.

Ep. 163: April 13, 2017 JV’s bathroom story. Guys washing hands in the wrong order. JV lists everything WRONG with Natasha. The secret revealed about satellite radio. The ONE good thing Natasha got out of her last relationship. Natasha lists everything bad about JV. Elvis refuses to watch movies with these 2 actors ever again. Social media superstar Anwar Jibawi.

Ep. 162: April 6, 2017On Today's Show:Our puppy's weiner hair. Elvis explains his haircut. Should Elvis date Mama June? Natasha's bizarre questions about having man parts. Natasha once c-blocked Elvis' hooker date. Phone guest Kat Stacks (infamous for sleeping with many rappers). Some DH fans are horn-dogs! JV worried the show is going too far. Elvis' nasty roommate. Natasha's napkin showdown. Natasha and Elvis major fight over softball league.

Ep. 162: April 6, 2017 On Today's Show: Our puppy’s weiner hair. Elvis explains his haircut. Should Elvis date Mama June? Natasha’s bizarre questions about having man parts. Natasha once c-blocked Elvis’ hooker date. Phone guest Kat Stacks (infamous for sleeping with many rappers). Some DH fans are horn-dogs! JV worried the show is going too far. Elvis’ nasty roommate. Natasha’s napkin showdown. Natasha and Elvis major fight over softball league.

Ep. 161: March 30, 2017On Today's Show: The movie Trainspotting. Has Natasha's dad been listening to these nasty podcasts? Natasha's guilty over-promising. JV's birthday gift. People that forgot Natasha's birthday. The cursing restaurant worker. Elvis has sad news about his brother. We have a new digital guy. Elvis tried to score on the former digital chick. Is ‘just the tip' cheating? Elvis trying a new way to meet females (please don't laugh). National Hot Tub Day. Have you heard of eproctophilia?

Ep. 161: March 30, 2017 On Today's Show: The movie Trainspotting. Has Natasha’s dad been listening to these nasty podcasts? Natasha’s guilty over-promising. JV’s birthday gift. People that forgot Natasha’s birthday. The cursing restaurant worker. Elvis has sad news about his brother. We have a new digital guy. Elvis tried to score on the former digital chick. Is ‘just the tip’ cheating? Elvis trying a new way to meet females (please don’t laugh). National Hot Tub Day. Have you heard of eproctophilia?

Ep. 160: March 23, 2017On Today's Show:Elvis is not Natasha's real friend. Natasha upset with Elvis over birthday. Coke n hoes. Still no hummer. JV embarrassing incident at MRI. Natasha complains about JV's selective hearing. Reaction to tampons and pads. New study - butter is healthy. Foods you should never feed your dog. Tom Brady's stolen jersey. Things we have stolen.

Ep. 160: March 23, 2017 On Today's Show: Elvis is not Natasha’s real friend. Natasha upset with Elvis over birthday. Coke n hoes. Still no hummer. JV embarrassing incident at MRI. Natasha complains about JV’s selective hearing. Reaction to tampons and pads. New study - butter is healthy. Foods you should never feed your dog. Tom Brady’s stolen jersey. Things we have stolen.

March 17, 2017 On Today's Show:Natasha upset about a movie goer. The new female super heroes. Natasha reneged on JV's birthday present. A new pain in the ass. Elvis assaulted the station manager. Natasha refuses to ‘gulp'. Sex in the hotel room. Amazing rental car. Natasha wants a bidet. JV's dad's toilet technique. Sadly Elvis says good-bye to his best friend, his doggie, ‘Pepper'. This podcast is dedicated to Pepper.

March 17, 2017 On Today's Show: Natasha upset about a movie goer. The new female super heroes. Natasha reneged on JV’s birthday present. A new pain in the ass. Elvis assaulted the station manager. Natasha refuses to ‘gulp’. Sex in the hotel room. Amazing rental car. Natasha wants a bidet. JV’s dad’s toilet technique. Sadly Elvis says good-bye to his best friend, his doggie, ‘Pepper’. This podcast is dedicated to Pepper.

March 9, 2017On Today's Show:The Dog House gives opinions on what movies you should see, types of movies we like and things we hate about theaters. They talk about why germs will never leave the planet. Natasha confronts JV about some late night sex - she thinks he's lying. Elvis scored brownie points with an old lady. JV admits he's the world's worst husband.

March 9, 2017 On Today's Show: The Dog House gives opinions on what movies you should see, types of movies we like and things we hate about theaters. They talk about why germs will never leave the planet. Natasha confronts JV about some late night sex - she thinks he's lying. Elvis scored brownie points with an old lady. JV admits he’s the world’s worst husband.

February 15, 2017On Today's Show:JV starts podcast with an outrageous claim. The stink in Elvis' car. Why is it called a Pap Smear? Poor Natasha has to deal with dirty JV. Elvis' Valentine's date. A great Valentine's Day pick up.

February 15, 2017 On Today's Show: JV starts podcast with an outrageous claim. The stink in Elvis’ car. Why is it called a Pap Smear? Poor Natasha has to deal with dirty JV. Elvis’ Valentine’s date. A great Valentine’s Day pick up.

WARNING: VERY EXPLICIT Ep. 156: December 7, 2016On Today's Show:Elvis sex life and syndication update.