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Somewhere in the Skies
David Grusch "B*TCH SLAPS" UFO Insiders, UFO CRASHES into a Fighter Jet, CROP CIRCLES in the UK

Somewhere in the Skies

Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2025 102:25


Ryan and Suzanne are back to bring you the latest UFO and space-related news, including: - David Grusch "bitch slaps" UFO insiders in a SCIF.- A UFO crashed into a fighter jet.- AARO explores new options to better track UFO reports.- Crop circle discovered AGAIN near Stonehenge.- Spielberg talks DISCLOSURE with Steven Colbert.- Thomas Jane talks upcoming Contact in the Desert event.Please take a moment to rate and review us on Spotify and Apple.Book Ryan on CAMEO at: https://bit.ly/3kwz3DOPatreon: http://www.patreon.com/somewhereskiesByMeACoffee: http://www.buymeacoffee.com/UFxzyzHOaQPayPal: Sprague51@hotmail.comDiscord: https://discord.gg/NTkmuwyB4FBluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/ryansprague.bsky.socialTwitter: https://twitter.com/SomewhereSkiesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/somewhereskiespod/Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ryansprague51Order Ryan's new book: https://a.co/d/4KNQnM4Order Ryan's older book: https://amzn.to/3PmydYCStore: http://tee.pub/lic/ULZAy7IY12URead Ryan's articles at: https://medium.com/@ryan-sprague51Opening Theme Song by SeptembryoCopyright © 2025 Ryan Sprague. All rights reservedSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/somewhere-in-the-skies. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mark Simone
Mark's Weekend Bonus Segment -- NOT HEARD ON THE RADIO!

Mark Simone

Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2025 13:32


Mark discusses MSNBC's latest ratings troubles; Trump's lawsuit against 60 Minutes; a possible Steven Colbert lawsuit; Bill Belicheck and his girlfriend; Ed Martin and NewsMax interview interrupted; update with the cause of the helicopter crash weeks ago; Mark Zuckerberg buying Instagram and its value now; Nassau County candidate Bruce Blakeman endorsed by President Trump; Kentucky Derby winner news; NPR and PBS loss of funding.

Mark Simone
Mark's Weekend Bonus Segment -- NOT HEARD ON THE RADIO!

Mark Simone

Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2025 13:32


Mark discusses MSNBC's latest ratings troubles; Trump's lawsuit against 60 Minutes; a possible Steven Colbert lawsuit; Bill Belicheck and his girlfriend; Ed Martin and NewsMax interview interrupted; update with the cause of the helicopter crash weeks ago; Mark Zuckerberg buying Instagram and its value now; Nassau County candidate Bruce Blakeman endorsed by President Trump; Kentucky Derby winner news; NPR and PBS loss of funding.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Inside Edition
Inside Edition for Wednesday, February 19, 2025

Inside Edition

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2025 25:27


Not guilty. That was the verdict --as a jury acquitted rapper Asap Rocky of felony gun charges that could have landed him in jail for more than 20 years. When the jury announced their decision, a joyful Rocky jumped over the courtroom rail and into the arms of his partner, singer Rihanna. And an Arizona woman is grateful to be alive today, after she was hit from behind by a cement truck and trapped inside her vehicle as it caught fire. Fortunately, two good Samaritans stopped. Incredibly one of them was an off duty firefighter who happened to have his gear with him. Plus, when that Delta jet flipped on landing in Toronto the other day - it was a combination of safety protocols and luck that no one died. But once passengers escaped the burning plane, there was a new concern: the bitter cold! Taking a cue from penguins, they huddled together - and it worked. And he is a huge supporter of the Democratic party and now he has words of encouragement for President Trump. Actor George Clooney is wishing the president well. He was on Steven Colbert's show last night, saying even if you didn't support the candidate who won - this is democracy. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The WorldView in 5 Minutes
Late-night comedians melt down over Trump win, Nigerian Muslims killed 21 Christians in Benue State, 83-year-old reunited with long-lost college ring

The WorldView in 5 Minutes

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2024 8:10


It's Friday, November 8th, A.D. 2024. This is The Worldview in 5 Minutes heard on 125 radio stations and at www.TheWorldview.com. I'm Adam McManus. (Adam@TheWorldview.com) By Adam McManus and Jonathan Clark Nigerian Muslims killed 21 Christians in Benue State On November 1st and 2nd, Fulani Muslim herdsmen killed six Christians in Benue State, Nigeria after slaughtering 15 Christians in a nearby village two days prior, reports Morning Star News. Terwase Avande, a local resident, said they “began shooting at Christian residents.” And Paul Adetsav, a community leader, said, “The Fulani herdsmen keep attacking us almost on a daily basis, killing Christians at will and igniting fire on our houses and places of worship. “Crops we planted on our farms too have been destroyed by the armed herdsmen. Hunger has become an epidemic, killing us and our children since we have nothing to eat.” More than 400,000 members of the community have been displaced as a result of incessant attacks. According to Open Doors, Nigeria is the sixth most dangerous country worldwide in which to live as a Christian. Luke gave wise counsel in Acts 14:22. “…remain true to the faith.” Argentina's first Day of Evangelical Protestant Churches Argentina celebrated its first Day of Evangelical Protestant Churches on October 31 of this year. The country passed a law back in April to commemorate the day in memory of when Martin Luther published the 95 theses, sparking the Protestant Reformation. Fifteen percent of Argentina's population is Evangelical, numbering six million. Pastor Christian Hooft, the president of the Christian Alliance of Evangelical Churches of the Argentine Republic, said, “We celebrate the 5 solas of the monk Martin Luther: ‘Christ Alone, Scripture Alone, Grace Alone, Faith Alone, and Glory be to God Alone,' which were an emblem that remained and strongly influenced culture, knowledge, and science.” Joe Scarborough hypocritically chastises the Democratic Party Joe Scarborough, host of MSNBC's Morning Joe, spent much of the first hour of November 6th pontificating about where the Democrats went wrong. His focus was not their tactical moves, but their broader failure to understand and connect with the American people regarding their concerns, reports Newsbusters. SCARBOROUGH: “So, it's time for the Democrats to look in the mirror and figure out exactly what went wrong.” However, Scarborough —a Democrat flunky himself — has personified the very problems of which he complains. SCARBOROUGH: “There was some reluctance to talk about the things that were concerning Americans that really mattered this year — illegal immigration, the mass border crossings. That was something that concerned Hispanic voters. It's something that concerned Black voters, something that concerned all voters. “We've been talking about the transgender ad. Thirty thousand times it ran over $30 million. This is going to be a problem in the three states that you need. And yet, they just didn't respond to it because they were afraid to respond to it because it might offend some small subset of their base. “They have lost working-class America. The question is, How long until they understand that this isn't just about tax cuts? This isn't just about economics. This is about cultural markers that matter greatly in these people's lives.” Joe Scarborough sounds like the late Rush Limbaugh, doesn't he? But Mark Finkelstein of Newsbusters wrote, “There has been no show more slavishly devoted to parroting Democratic themes than Morning Joe. There's a reason why Joe Biden made Morning Joe his favorite show, calling on his staff to watch it, and becoming phone buddies with Scarborough. “And when others were calling out Biden's undeniable decline, it was Morning Joe which claimed that Ol' Joe was ‘sharp as a tack.'"  White House Press Secretary blames bad economy on COVID pandemic Democrats are trying to figure out how President-elect Donald Trump won in a landslide. On November 7th, Karine Jean-Pierre, the White House Press Secretary, didn't blame the bad economy on the inflationary policies of Biden-Harris who printed up money to give away in stimulus checks. Instead, she blamed the bad economy on the COVID pandemic. JEAN-PIERRE: “One of the things that occurred was the pandemic. It caused disruption. It caused the supply chain to be disrupted, and caused the economy to be turned upside down. We are, in fact, leading the world on the economy. “That doesn't stop the fact that there has been a political toll for incumbents. That is something that I'm telling you as a data point to share because we know that you guys would have questions.” Late-night comedians meltdown over Trump win The late night comedians, who are by and large more committed to the Democratic Party than making America laugh, sounded as though they were attending the funeral of America. In fact, ABC's Jimmy Kimmel actually broke down in tears over Trump's victory. Listen. KIMMEL: “Let's be honest, it was a terrible night last night. It was a terrible night for women, for children, for the hundreds of thousands of hard-working immigrants who make this country go, for health care, for our climate. It was a terrible night for poor people, for our allies in Ukraine, for NATO. I mean, I guess it was a bad night for everyone who voted for him, too. You just don't realize it yet.” And CBS's Steven Colbert tried to comfort his liberal audience. COLBERT: “How are you doing? If you watch the show regularly, I'm guessing you're not doing great. Yeah. Me neither. “It happened again. And in this democracy, the majority has spoken. They said they don't care that much about democracy. The first time Donald Trump was elected, he started as a joke and ended as a tragedy. This time, he starts as a tragedy. Who knows what he'll end as.” Republicans flip another U.S. Senate seat Republican David McCormick has won Pennsylvania's pivotal U.S. Senate seat, as the former CEO of the world's largest hedge fund beat three-term Democratic Senator Bob Casey, reports the Associated Press. Republicans have now flipped four seats and have 53 Senate seats compared to 45 for Democrats. Nevada and Arizona are still counting ballots. U.S. House still up for grabs The U.S. House is still up for grabs, reports Fox News. Republicans have 210 seats. Democrats have 198. 218 seats are needed for the majority. 83-year-old reunited with long-lost college ring And finally, 47 years ago, Frederick Morgan Perigo, a Canadian professor, lost his gold and ruby class ring while splashing around in Barbados with his son. When he went to protect his son from a big wave, the boy accidentally pulled off his father's MacMaster University class ring as he grabbed his hand. Providentially, Alex Davis, a fellow MacMaster University graduate and a professional freediver, happened to vacation in the same spot in the Barbados. He found Perigo's ring with the help of an underwater metal detector, reports The Daily News. After discovering the year 1965 and the initials “FMP” inscribed on the ring, it was a cinch to reunite it with its rightful owner through the alumni association. Reached by email, Perigo wrote, “This is unbelievable news!” Luke 12:7 reveals that God cares about even the smallest detail since He knows the number of hairs on our head. Close And that's The Worldview on this Friday, November 8th, in the year of our Lord 2024. Subscribe by Amazon Music or by iTunes or email to our unique Christian newscast at www.TheWorldview.com. Or get the Generations app through Google Play or The App Store. I'm Adam McManus (Adam@TheWorldview.com). Seize the day for Jesus Christ.

The WorldView in 5 Minutes
Kamala would have done nothing differently than Biden; How Muslim Malaysia might curb religious liberty of Christians; David Brainerd, missionary to Indians, an inspiration

The WorldView in 5 Minutes

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2024


It's Monday, October 14th, A.D. 2024. This is The Worldview in 5 Minutes heard on 125 radio stations and at www.TheWorldview.com.  I'm Adam McManus. (Adam@TheWorldview.com) By Adam McManus How Muslim Malaysia might curb religious liberty of Christians Human rights activist Siti Kasim recently raised concerns over a proposed bill that would significantly undermine religious freedom in Malaysia located in Southeast Asia.   If this Muslim-majority nation, with 63% practicing Islam, passes the bill, Muslim courts would be granted greater authority, potentially eroding the rights of non-Muslims, reports International Christian Concern. Kasim argued that the bill, which aims to strengthen the role of Islamic law in the country, could have far-reaching consequences. She pointed to historical examples, such as Lebanon, where a once-dominant Christian population was gradually marginalized as Islamic influence grew. Malaysian Christians would be well advised to heed the truth found in Proverbs 28:1 which says, “The righteous are as bold as a lion.” Kamala Harris enjoys slight lead over Donald Trump According to Real Clear Politics, which averaged America's top 10 presidential polls taken between September 30th and October 9th, Kamala Harris has 49.2% support among likely voters compares to Donald Trump who has 47% support. Kamala refused to answer Colbert's question about what would change Recently, Kamala Harris has appeared in a series of interviews with friendly, fellow liberals. She made an appearance on CBS' The Late Show with Steven Colbert. COLBERT: “Polling shows that a lot of people, especially independent voters, really want this to be a ‘change' election, and that they tend to break for you in terms of thinking about change. “You are a member of the present administration. Under a Harris administration, what would the major changes be and what would stay the same?” HARRIS:  “Sure. Well, I mean, I'm obviously not Joe Biden.” COLBERT: “I noticed.” HARRIS: “And so that would be one change in terms of but also, I think it's important to say with, you know, 28 days to go, I'm not Donald Trump. (cheers, applause) And so when we think about the significance of what this next generation of leadership looks like, were I to be elected president, it is about. “Frankly, I, I , I love the American people, and I believe in our country. I, I, I love that it is our character and nature to be an ambitious people. You know, we, we have aspirations. We have dreams. We are. We, we have incredible work ethic and, and, and I just believe that we can create and build upon the success we've achieved in a way that we continue to grow opportunity, and in that way, grow the strength of our nation.” First, Colbert's assertion that Kamala is perceived as the “change agent” is laughable since she has been in office for the last four years. Second, Kamala never answered Colbert's question about what policies would change and what would stay the same. Kamala on The View: Would have done nothing differently over 4 years Kamala Harris also appeared on ABC's The View.  Sunny Hostin, a liberal co-host, asked this. (Watch the show here). HOSTIN: “If anything, would you have done something differently than President Biden during the past four years?” HARRIS: “There is not a thing that comes to mind in terms of, and I've been a part of, of most of the decisions that have had impact.” On this liberal-loving show, Harris asserted that she would have done nothing different despite the fact that inflation is through the roof, our southern border is porous and dangerous, and Russia and Hamas both felt emboldened to start wars because of the weakness of the Biden-Harris administration's foreign policy. David Brainerd, missionary to Indians, an inspiration to other missionaries And finally, October 9th marked the 277th anniversary of the death of David Brainerd, the famous Christian missionary to the Indians, who died of tuberculosis at the young age of 29. According to Ligonier Ministries, he was one of nine children born to Hezekiah and Dorothy Brainerd. David's father, a man of extreme scrupulousness in the Christian life, died when he was only nine years old.  Then, a month before his fourteenth birthday, his mother died, which left young David incredibly distraught. On the Lord's Day, July 12, 1739, at the age of 21, after a long battle with his resistance to the doctrines of the sovereignty of God and original sin, Brainerd wrote, “The Lord, I trust, brought me to a hearty desire to exalt Him, to set Him on the throne and to ‘seek first His Kingdom.'” Then, in September 1739, only two months after his conversion, Brainerd entered Yale College in New Haven, Connecticut. During his first year, he contracted measles, which sent him home for several weeks. In his second year, he began to spit up blood, an early warning sign of tuberculosis. He first experienced the flames of revival in 1741 under the ministries of George Whitefield, the fiery evangelist from England, and Gilbert Tennent, a Presbyterian pastor from New Brunswick, New Jersey. A commencement address in 1741 at Yale by Jonathan Edwards invited further criticism from the faculty, who were increasingly opposed to the Great Awakening. Edwards argued that the Great Awakening had been sent from God and gave credibility to the students in the college who had experienced revival. In 1742, fueled by revival zeal, Brainerd was expelled from Yale for his remark that a tutor in the college had no more grace than a chair.  The Yale drop-out was animated by God's call of Isaiah: "Then I heard the voice of the Lord, saying, 'Whom shall I send, and who will go for Us?' Then said I, 'Here am I; send me.'” (Isaiah 6:8) From 1743 to 1747, he served American Indian tribes in Massachusetts and New Jersey. It was in the Garden State that God brought awakening to the American Indians, adding more than one hundred to Brainerd's growing congregation. While experiencing sickness, extreme hardship, and loneliness, Brainerd often took up his pen to write of his increased love for the American Indians under his ministerial care. His heart longed to show them the glory of Christ through the preaching and teaching of Scripture. Due to his battle with tuberculosis, he left the mission field and rode his horse to the home of Jonathan Edwards in Northampton, Massachusetts, arriving on May 28, 1747.  Edwards' 17-year-old daughter, Jerusha, oversaw his care, became engaged to Brainerd, contracted tuberculosis from him, and died several months later on February 14, 1748. After Brainerd's death on October 9, 1747, Jonathan Edwards discovered the young preacher's diaries and believed they would be of immense value to the broader Christian world. In 1749, with an introduction, Edwards published the journals as The Life and Diary of the Rev. David Brainerd. Missionaries Henry Martyn and William Carey devoured Brainerd's diaries as encouragement of what God can accomplish through frail but willing vessels of mercy. Close And that's The Worldview on this Monday, October 14th, in the year of our Lord 2024. Subscribe by Amazon Music or by iTunes or email to our unique Christian newscast at www.TheWorldview.com. Or get the Generations app through Google Play or The App Store. I'm Adam McManus (Adam@TheWorldview.com). Seize the day for Jesus Christ.

Gene Valentino's GrassRoots TruthCast
Gene with Newsmax's Bianca De La Garza on Hurricane Milton

Gene Valentino's GrassRoots TruthCast

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2024 7:44 Transcription Available


Senator Rick Scott, Senator Rubio, and Congressmen statewide working days ahead of Hurricane Milton's arrival, while "Hurricane Kamala" is doing interviews on 'The View', Howard Stern, and Steven Colbert. Now she's trying to remain relevant! Too little...Too late! With just 24 days before our Presidential election.  Newsmax's Bianca de la Garza and Gene Valentino critique government responses to crises, including Alejandro Mayorkas Homeland Security handling of online hate speech while they ignore missteps in disaster preparedness and recovery.. FEMA's response to the hurricanes raises more questions than answers. We stop to listen to President Trump express his appreciation of how the Governors DeSantis, Kemp and McMasters are handling the situation. Kamala Harris claims that Ron DeSantis is making Milton a political issue. Even though Joe Biden says he is in constant communication and DeSantis is doing a great job. Senators Scott and Rubio, and Florida congressman are working diligently to help their state prepare for Hurricane Milton's arrival. Dive into this evolving situation with us as we move closer to Hurricane Milton and the upcoming election! Gene with Newsmax's Bianca De La Garza on Hurricane MiltonGene Valentino on Newsmax NewslineORIGINAL MEDIA SOURCE(S):Originally Recorded on October 10, 2024America Beyond the Noise: Season 5, Episode 547Image courtesy of: NEWSMAX➡️ Join the Conversation: https://GeneValentino.com➡️ WMXI Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/NewsRadio981➡️ More WMXI Interviews: https://genevalentino.com/wmxi-interviews/➡️ More GrassRoots TruthCast Episodes: https://genevalentino.com/grassroots-truthcast-with-gene-valentino/➡️ More Broadcasts with Gene as the Guest: https://genevalentino.com/america-beyond-the-noise/ ➡️ More About Gene Valentino: https://genevalentino.com/about-gene-valentino/

Chris Krok
Kamala is getting worst!

Chris Krok

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2024 39:35


Kamala Harris goes on Steven Colbert's late night talk show and implodes again. She says there will be nothing between her or Joe's presidency if elected. Only difference would be, as she said, is that she's not Joe Biden or Donald Trump. How bad of candidate do you think she is and do you think she's getting worst? Support the show: http://www.wbap.com/chris-krok/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One-On-One: Communications in the Digital Age
Four Weeks to Election Day-Hurricanes, Harris' Media Blitz and A Trump-Putin BROMANCE

One-On-One: Communications in the Digital Age

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2024 18:48


Four Weeks to Election Day-Hurricanes, Harris' Media Blitz and A Trump-Putin BROMANCE Hurricane Milton is barreling toward the West Coast of Florida, and landfall is expected late Wednesday night.  Whatever happens, FEMA will be there to help after this second natural disaster hits the Sunshine State in as many weeks.  The Vice President Continues to Woe and Wow media outlets. She's been unscripted and sans teleprompter on 60 Minutes, The View, and Howard Stern, and she capped off Tuesday by enjoying a brewski with Steven Colbert.  Also in this Wednesday edition of the Political Woman Podcast, Bob Woodward's new book and the special Bromance between two presidents- Trump and Putin.  If you want to track the hurricane here is a good link:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JhtuIMcWpk PBS NEWS LIVE HURRICANE TRACKER: Video from Florida as Hurricane Milton Approaches And I hope you like the new music. Please support out talented YouTube artists who provide us poor Podcasters with royalty free music.  Music: "LiQWYD - Night Out" is under a Creative Commons (BY 3.0) license: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...    / @liqwyd   Music powered by BreakingCopyright:    • 'Night Out' by @LiQWYD  

Daily Kos Radio - Kagro in the Morning
Kagro in the Morning - October 7, 2024

Daily Kos Radio - Kagro in the Morning

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2024 116:54


David Waldman is back from the weekend, and actually he's back from less than half of a weekend after kicking out a BONUS KITM Part III of his Special Counsel Jack Smith's motion trilogy! No extra charge! As always, 100% commercial free! (sigh) Plus, today we have Greg Dworkin! Do you know how much a doctor would normally charge you for an hourlong consultation? Less than 30 days before the election, yet Kamala Harris has not granted us an interview. WHAT IS SHE AFRAID OF? Tim and Kamala are sitting down with everybody from Fox News to Steven Colbert, to Howard Stern, and on non-political podcasts such as Call Her Daddy and All the Smoke, who might not be a Kagro in the Morning, but they do have their niches. In fact, the Harris campaign is probably talking to a lot of people who need to hear what she is saying. The mainstream media may not be that useful to Dems anymore, but why doesn't she go on Hannity? Meanwhile, Donald Trump travels the Broverse on his red-pill podcast tour. If he can't be elected president of the United States, maybe he can just break off a piece and take it with him, to share with only people pure of race. Or he could just pretend that he is president. Mike Johnson can work with that. After all, who needs competence of any kind once you have AI? AI sure has made lying easier for anti-miscegenation Senator Mike Braun. Your reality is now only limited by his imagination. Of course, old fashion lying still works for PA Republican candidate Dave McCormick, who faked an autism event with the help of a restaurant and a church. (Who don't want to help him anymore.) AI wasn't good enough for a 64-year-old white man in Springfield who spent the day killing geese.

Conversations
How Tolstoy and Chekhov schooled George Saunders on life's great lessons

Conversations

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2024 49:42


Writer George Saunders on how famous short stories by writers like Chekhov, Tolstoy, Turgenev and Gogol are like miniature models of the world and how they can teach us to transcend our own limitations (R)

The Richard Syrett Show
The Richard Syrett Show, September 23rd, 2024 - OPP charges Simcoe woman with assault with a weapon — for shooting a water gun!

The Richard Syrett Show

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2024 97:49


The Richard Syrett Show, September 23rd, 2024 Subscribe to Richard's newsletter, "Why I Fight" Scroll to bottom of page https://sauga960am.ca/programs/the-richard-syrett-show OPP charges Simcoe woman with assault with a weapon — for shooting a water gun! https://www.rebelnews.com/opp_charges_simcoe_woman_with_assault_with_a_weapon_for_shooting_a_water_gun  David Menzies, Rebel News Mission Specialist THE SMART MONEY Gold Surges Past $2600 https://www.cbsnews.com/news/golds-price-surges-past-2600-why-you-should-invest-now/ How to Invest for the really long haul https://financialpost.com/investing/5-themes-to-watch-long-term-investing  Trumponomics – Will it Revive or Hurt the U.S. Economy? https://www.cbsnews.com/news/golds-price-surges-past-2600-why-you-should-invest-now/  Jonathan Wellum, President/CEO of Rocklinc Investment Partners 905-631-5462 info@rocklinc.com rocklinc.com Conservatives must take a lesson from Taylor Swift! https://www.westernstandard.news/opinion/morgan-conservatives-must-take-a-lesson-from-taylor-swift/57955  Cory Morgan is a Senior Alberta Columnist and the Host the Cory Morgan Show for the Western Standard OPEN LINES KEEPING AN EYE ON YOUR MONEY Thank Trudeau's carbon tax for surging heating bills https://www.taxpayer.com/newsroom/thank-trudeau%E2%80%99s-carbon-tax-for-surging-heating-bills   Jay Goldberg, Ontario Director of The Canadian Taxpayers Federation THE MORNING GUY Trudeau Escapes to New York for Appearance on Steven Colbert and to address UN General Assembly https://www.ctvnews.ca/politics/justin-trudeau-to-be-guest-on-the-late-show-with-stephen-colbert-during-new-york-visit-1.7048118  Canada has world's fastest growing ‘assisted suicide' program: report https://www.rebelnews.com/canada_fastest_growing_assisted_suicide_program Marc Patrone – Host of The Marc Patrone Morning Show, Weekday mornings 7-9am on Sauga 960 AM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Infinite Skrillifiles: OWSLA Confidential

{Samantha Who?} (An Enter The Multiverse Mix) Samantha Newly, the young vice president of a real-estate firm, is forced to start life over after a horrific hit-and-run accident leaves her with amnesia. Got on $300 Jordan's But all three kids are wearing off brand crocs The fuck Get your kids some real shoes Or stop having them INT. APPLEKNOCKERS FLOPHOUSE. DAY. Fuck it, I'm gonna do it. —what else is there? Nothing, really. I knew Fallon was powerful, but not that powerful Ah dude —you shapeshifted into the superintendent? Had to. Come on! These eyes, The Guess Who I've never shed a tear, not even one. I stopped at the wedding ring. i searched up and down, left and right for any reason—my possible answer This could not, in anyway, anyhow— Actually be— [The Festival Project ™ ] Love. —it was, But it was something else. So far. There's no other way. —there's no way. THE KINGS are hosting an inter dimensional l poker match— Damn. So now I'm fighting the devil, But the devil is Jimmy Fallon? I guess. Damn. That's sucks. I almost wanted to like this guy. Like, like-like? You must to feed your obsession. Ok. Then, you must to starve your obsession. Right. Then, you must to compress your drums. DAMAGE. What. Nothing, it's just this man's toolkit. What's wrong with it. It's not even tools. It's just a bunch of random stuff and duck tape. Ah, dern. Gah, flarb. Idk what goes on in your head sometimes. What goes on is this: Oh, Fuck, I'm gonna die. Oh, fuck I'm gonna die. Oh, fuck— Something's wrong with Jimmy Fallon. Oh fuck. The problem is, that's not my problem. Is that a problem? It's definitely one of my problems, One of the others is something like— EDDIE MURPHY GIBLEDEEBIBBLEDEBEPEDEBOP. Uh. What. BIBELEBOOBEDE—BEBLEDEBO. Excuse me. BLBIBLEDEBOP. OH. YEAH. REMEMBER HIM? Uh, yeah. Well, so do I! “Chain of Fools” Every person ever tagged in the festival project is quite literally energetically chained to the extraterrestrial formerly known as supacree. Ū Bro, you know I live in the 10th dimension, right? I thought this was the 11th. It borders the 11th, but shit— why eggagerate? However, attributing these fantastical dreams and supernatural occurrences to environmental mental illness, she chooses to ignore these EDDIE MURPHY HELLO. HELLO. WhT. —instances; —-a triple bypass surgery… Goddammit, am I still on wi-FI? Fuck it. I gotta fix this Fallon problem. MEANWHILE, at THE POKER GAME What's the deal with Fallon? He's not invited. Of course not. This is a game of KINGS. Who invited you? Uh, shut up. Nobody. He came here through a portal. You would think a place like this —it's a fortress— — Exactly—would be more fortified. I hope I'm getting laid tonight //*paid ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY what's the difference? ILLUMINATI CREATIVE PRODUCTIVITY. is that it? Basically. Pretty much. I need a full markup on this guy. For what, I'm building a wall. I will kill you with everything I have to. If you have to, if you must— I can't stand you. I can't stand up. So what? It's a Swwewhjhhhhhhhjjjjjjjjjjjjjj——- INT. THE LOVE SHACK. DAY. Oh yeah, baby, groovy, baby— Groooooooovy. I told you what would happen if you would just Michael Meyerszsz Now I'm not going to forget it.x Oh goddammit. It's Skrillex again . What does he want AGJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KADIDJA ]>% Goddamn dude. That little girl has a mouth on her. Parents these days. Are you telling me this hoodlum is. That's right. SK— something was attempting to recreate the conditions in which I had written the plot of [the television people ™ © ], but in all honesty. I don't know what happened. It was just-/ I don't know what happened! I was there— And then HELLICOPTR. As it turned out. The Jimmy Fallon thing was similar enough to the Skrillex thing that I had figured out that I was being attacked or shifted in some kind of way, and by that time, it only made sense to be well armed, in whatever sort of war it was—Sonny and Fallon were just tools for the devil—their bodies and status mere objects; malleble clay in design to fit the needs of the media's eye. Where do I fit into the picture? Well. It was funny, You know, Earlier, looking around the 3D I suddenly realized Or rather remembered That this was existing currently In an ancient time All of this was gone. One must learn to hide one's true intentions in order to safely navigate and survive the various realms and infinite interdimensions. So are you funny, or just attractive? Talented, sure. But are you— Funny. Dillon Francis is not a comedian. DILLON FRANCIS URGHF. —but, he's made me laugh harder than any other human being— I don't know, I laughed pretty hard at that one time where— Yeah no, seriously though. I'm learning lots of magic Playing with the little man in the television. I release you. I could have told you hours ago that it's not love I want— Is it not? No. Love I've got. I'll leave you all to your wives; the blondes and supermodels—the actresses and prostitots— but what I want, what I really want— Is a body— so I can be one of them. Not yours of course, We all know I'll never be good enough. But I want to be God enough to be able to earn your love, And still not need it— Cause I've got more coming from the others Who want my body, Nevermind the soul; All we are is words and words of music Not the music you like Just the music we've got But who cares about us We want to get drunk and fuck The seven souls stuck inside The seven sides Of Sai The Saige I swear to god I'm gonna die I'm gonna lose my mind I'm gonna tell my story I'm gonna dance all night I'm gonna get high I'm gonna take that knife out my back I'm gonna take that knife right out And slit my wrists The left, Then right— How's that For a very long ride In the back of an ambulance? I don't want no corporate job I just wanna get drunk And fuck End up In the back of a trunk With duct tape over my mouth With duck tape over my mouth With duck tape over my mouth These cut- takes Take a real long time Cut! CUT TO: It's a cult clsssic I hate you —you hate me too I hate you I hate me too I hate you You hate me to I hate you I hate me too I hate me too I hate me too I hate me too Oh, Stephen Colbert. I forgot Steven Colbert. Great Scott. fuck. What happened *vampire* This is music? This is music. FUCK. It's music; I have to go get it. This won a Grammy. Uh, yeah! Go, home, Grammy's. you're DRUNK. GRAMMY. AHH, eat S—[CENSORED]—T I told you not to look. That's okay, I'm never gonna actually be famous anyway. Might as well eat away. I let it eat away at my soul Made of light Like I already sold it I tend to run away fast With my hands in my coat Like I stole it Rowing a boat With no gold mine It's too cold here I don't know, I, Don't fear the reaper I fear sheep as people Giant wieners in Times Square And The Bear, For the fear of redactions. ACTION. You know it hits different When you know in him Is miserable and it manifests in you; It hits different When I cross myself at night As if I'd said a prayer, But really I just beg for it to end With indifference I've got protections over me Above and in the underworld Something was wondering about At the plaza Wonder what Wonderfuck, wonderful world Klusterfuck, doubtful though Don't need the tube socks Don't need the popcorn I'll kill my self you know Because of this You want it to be gone, Then so will you And then it's over What you wanted Was your own demise The whole story was mine The world was lost In your empty blue eyes Something weird did happen with Fallon. The first host of The Tonight Show— amongst many names, was named Patrick. Well, his name was Steve Allen, but much like myself and the also late Richard Pryor, he had many names between the first and the last. I had written Patrick totally offline and in a world of my own, out of nowhere—he had Fallon's face but spoke in proses, was much darker, and of course, probably a lot more miserable. Let's hope, anyway. I would hate to even think that the real Jimmy Fallon could even be so painstakingly lost and broken; in fact—it angered me even thinking about it. Just as I had become griefstricken upon learning and then later confirming Sonny's challenging series of crisis, so I was I somehow strangely bothered that this powerhouse of a man was somehow fragile— easily, I couldn't be the only one who could see, and with any hope that something might change, I had prayed for him—and for myself, the mental illness that it is to worry about such a man— another tucking celebrity. I hated them, but only because I wasn't one. It was pure jealousy, which manifested in the atrocity of my writing, perhaps, or maybe something more. More innate, and more strange—more intense. A spiritual conquest. He's always late on rent; He's always drunk at work As man of the 21st century; At least, I think it's the 21st, But could be before I'm still not sure, They're just words to a song Placebo effect Just give me a boner And go to bed I still get water from the fountains And doughnuts from the girl next door If you want an award for the foreplay, You'll at least be sure I wrote it [Working Title] © The Festival Project ™, The Complex Collective All rights reserved. An underachieving over drinker becomes unlikely friends with a humble street musician and his life takes an even more unlikely turn as their formation of an accidental rock duo opens the doors to other worlds — not a romantic comedy. It's not? No. It's “A Platonic Comedy” I've never heard of that before. That's because it doesn't exist. Cosmo meets Samantha outside of a subway station and their shared crassness and dry sense of humor leads quickly into a friendship— they form a bond over music and Samantha's knack for clever quips and wordplay leads Cosmo to discover that she could become a secret asset to him in the ad game; as they begin spending more time together, they also begin writing songs, and after a joking match leads them to performing at a neighborhood dive bar, they are approached afterward and offered more gigs, and referred to a nearby venue for a talent showcase— they quickly become a neighborhood staple, and are soon invited along with another band on a small midwestern tour; they oblige, however upon returning. Cosmo finds his roommate has decided to leave, putting him in jeapardy—however, as he and Sam brainstorm ways to take on better paying engagements with thei act, Sam helps Cosmo to make a breakthrough with the campaign he has been assigned to—he is then promoted at work, and under the stress and pressure, decides to spend more time and energy ensuring that he does his new job well. Because of thisSam begins preforming more gigs alone, and is eventually offered a deal after a show—the deal does not include Cosmo, although she had been originally and intentionally mislead to believe that it did, and their friendship reaches a breaking point; Cosmo urges Sam to take the deal and move to Los Angeles, though by this time they are now roommates— she does, agreeing to pay her portion of the rent as not to leave him at risk, however, and leaves their dog Bosley as a sentiment. Cosmo becomes depressed and lonely, neglecting his work once more and returning to his original state; his life has improved drastically, with his new job and elevated status—but he misses his friend, and the rock and roll lifestyle. He goes on a chemically fueled rampage, and in his angst records as ballad of emptiness and betrayal, still reeling from losing his friendship with Samantha; in his drunken rage, he sends it to Sam, who is recording with a group in LA when she receives the music file via email; she opens it and listens to it, at first in her headphones—then after the first few moments, on a whim with intense impulse, shows it to her LA people—they all agree it's a hit, and Cosmo is invited to LA, where he and Sam preform once more— the duo finds success and reunification and their friendship is restored; Cosmo is offered a distribution deal for his hit Sam's Solo career springs into action— That's the whole movie! What the fuck! Well yeah, the Illuminati's been stealing my shit anyway and now white supremacy's cyber attacking all my devices. How are you so sure it's white supremacy?! Who else wants me this bad? I didn't do anything but be black —and a woman. (They hate those.) {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] The Complex Collective. © COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2019 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

[ENTER THE MULTIVERSE]
{Samantha Who?}

[ENTER THE MULTIVERSE]

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2024 61:02


{Samantha Who?} (An Enter The Multiverse Mix) Samantha Newly, the young vice president of a real-estate firm, is forced to start life over after a horrific hit-and-run accident leaves her with amnesia. Got on $300 Jordan's But all three kids are wearing off brand crocs The fuck Get your kids some real shoes Or stop having them INT. APPLEKNOCKERS FLOPHOUSE. DAY. Fuck it, I'm gonna do it. —what else is there? Nothing, really. I knew Fallon was powerful, but not that powerful Ah dude —you shapeshifted into the superintendent? Had to. Come on! These eyes, The Guess Who I've never shed a tear, not even one. I stopped at the wedding ring. i searched up and down, left and right for any reason—my possible answer This could not, in anyway, anyhow— Actually be— [The Festival Project ™ ] Love. —it was, But it was something else. So far. There's no other way. —there's no way. THE KINGS are hosting an inter dimensional l poker match— Damn. So now I'm fighting the devil, But the devil is Jimmy Fallon? I guess. Damn. That's sucks. I almost wanted to like this guy. Like, like-like? You must to feed your obsession. Ok. Then, you must to starve your obsession. Right. Then, you must to compress your drums. DAMAGE. What. Nothing, it's just this man's toolkit. What's wrong with it. It's not even tools. It's just a bunch of random stuff and duck tape. Ah, dern. Gah, flarb. Idk what goes on in your head sometimes. What goes on is this: Oh, Fuck, I'm gonna die. Oh, fuck I'm gonna die. Oh, fuck— Something's wrong with Jimmy Fallon. Oh fuck. The problem is, that's not my problem. Is that a problem? It's definitely one of my problems, One of the others is something like— EDDIE MURPHY GIBLEDEEBIBBLEDEBEPEDEBOP. Uh. What. BIBELEBOOBEDE—BEBLEDEBO. Excuse me. BLBIBLEDEBOP. OH. YEAH. REMEMBER HIM? Uh, yeah. Well, so do I! “Chain of Fools” Every person ever tagged in the festival project is quite literally energetically chained to the extraterrestrial formerly known as supacree. Ū Bro, you know I live in the 10th dimension, right? I thought this was the 11th. It borders the 11th, but shit— why eggagerate? However, attributing these fantastical dreams and supernatural occurrences to environmental mental illness, she chooses to ignore these EDDIE MURPHY HELLO. HELLO. WhT. —instances; —-a triple bypass surgery… Goddammit, am I still on wi-FI? Fuck it. I gotta fix this Fallon problem. MEANWHILE, at THE POKER GAME What's the deal with Fallon? He's not invited. Of course not. This is a game of KINGS. Who invited you? Uh, shut up. Nobody. He came here through a portal. You would think a place like this —it's a fortress— — Exactly—would be more fortified. I hope I'm getting laid tonight //*paid ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY what's the difference? ILLUMINATI CREATIVE PRODUCTIVITY. is that it? Basically. Pretty much. I need a full markup on this guy. For what, I'm building a wall. I will kill you with everything I have to. If you have to, if you must— I can't stand you. I can't stand up. So what? It's a Swwewhjhhhhhhhjjjjjjjjjjjjjj——- INT. THE LOVE SHACK. DAY. Oh yeah, baby, groovy, baby— Groooooooovy. I told you what would happen if you would just Michael Meyerszsz Now I'm not going to forget it.x Oh goddammit. It's Skrillex again . What does he want AGJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KADIDJA ]>% Goddamn dude. That little girl has a mouth on her. Parents these days. Are you telling me this hoodlum is. That's right. SK— something was attempting to recreate the conditions in which I had written the plot of [the television people ™ © ], but in all honesty. I don't know what happened. It was just-/ I don't know what happened! I was there— And then HELLICOPTR. As it turned out. The Jimmy Fallon thing was similar enough to the Skrillex thing that I had figured out that I was being attacked or shifted in some kind of way, and by that time, it only made sense to be well armed, in whatever sort of war it was—Sonny and Fallon were just tools for the devil—their bodies and status mere objects; malleble clay in design to fit the needs of the media's eye. Where do I fit into the picture? Well. It was funny, You know, Earlier, looking around the 3D I suddenly realized Or rather remembered That this was existing currently In an ancient time All of this was gone. One must learn to hide one's true intentions in order to safely navigate and survive the various realms and infinite interdimensions. So are you funny, or just attractive? Talented, sure. But are you— Funny. Dillon Francis is not a comedian. DILLON FRANCIS URGHF. —but, he's made me laugh harder than any other human being— I don't know, I laughed pretty hard at that one time where— Yeah no, seriously though. I'm learning lots of magic Playing with the little man in the television. I release you. I could have told you hours ago that it's not love I want— Is it not? No. Love I've got. I'll leave you all to your wives; the blondes and supermodels—the actresses and prostitots— but what I want, what I really want— Is a body— so I can be one of them. Not yours of course, We all know I'll never be good enough. But I want to be God enough to be able to earn your love, And still not need it— Cause I've got more coming from the others Who want my body, Nevermind the soul; All we are is words and words of music Not the music you like Just the music we've got But who cares about us We want to get drunk and fuck The seven souls stuck inside The seven sides Of Sai The Saige I swear to god I'm gonna die I'm gonna lose my mind I'm gonna tell my story I'm gonna dance all night I'm gonna get high I'm gonna take that knife out my back I'm gonna take that knife right out And slit my wrists The left, Then right— How's that For a very long ride In the back of an ambulance? I don't want no corporate job I just wanna get drunk And fuck End up In the back of a trunk With duct tape over my mouth With duck tape over my mouth With duck tape over my mouth These cut- takes Take a real long time Cut! CUT TO: It's a cult clsssic I hate you —you hate me too I hate you I hate me too I hate you You hate me to I hate you I hate me too I hate me too I hate me too I hate me too Oh, Stephen Colbert. I forgot Steven Colbert. Great Scott. fuck. What happened *vampire* This is music? This is music. FUCK. It's music; I have to go get it. This won a Grammy. Uh, yeah! Go, home, Grammy's. you're DRUNK. GRAMMY. AHH, eat S—[CENSORED]—T I told you not to look. That's okay, I'm never gonna actually be famous anyway. Might as well eat away. I let it eat away at my soul Made of light Like I already sold it I tend to run away fast With my hands in my coat Like I stole it Rowing a boat With no gold mine It's too cold here I don't know, I, Don't fear the reaper I fear sheep as people Giant wieners in Times Square And The Bear, For the fear of redactions. ACTION. You know it hits different When you know in him Is miserable and it manifests in you; It hits different When I cross myself at night As if I'd said a prayer, But really I just beg for it to end With indifference I've got protections over me Above and in the underworld Something was wondering about At the plaza Wonder what Wonderfuck, wonderful world Klusterfuck, doubtful though Don't need the tube socks Don't need the popcorn I'll kill my self you know Because of this You want it to be gone, Then so will you And then it's over What you wanted Was your own demise The whole story was mine The world was lost In your empty blue eyes Something weird did happen with Fallon. The first host of The Tonight Show— amongst many names, was named Patrick. Well, his name was Steve Allen, but much like myself and the also late Richard Pryor, he had many names between the first and the last. I had written Patrick totally offline and in a world of my own, out of nowhere—he had Fallon's face but spoke in proses, was much darker, and of course, probably a lot more miserable. Let's hope, anyway. I would hate to even think that the real Jimmy Fallon could even be so painstakingly lost and broken; in fact—it angered me even thinking about it. Just as I had become griefstricken upon learning and then later confirming Sonny's challenging series of crisis, so I was I somehow strangely bothered that this powerhouse of a man was somehow fragile— easily, I couldn't be the only one who could see, and with any hope that something might change, I had prayed for him—and for myself, the mental illness that it is to worry about such a man— another tucking celebrity. I hated them, but only because I wasn't one. It was pure jealousy, which manifested in the atrocity of my writing, perhaps, or maybe something more. More innate, and more strange—more intense. A spiritual conquest. He's always late on rent; He's always drunk at work As man of the 21st century; At least, I think it's the 21st, But could be before I'm still not sure, They're just words to a song Placebo effect Just give me a boner And go to bed I still get water from the fountains And doughnuts from the girl next door If you want an award for the foreplay, You'll at least be sure I wrote it [Working Title] © The Festival Project ™, The Complex Collective All rights reserved. An underachieving over drinker becomes unlikely friends with a humble street musician and his life takes an even more unlikely turn as their formation of an accidental rock duo opens the doors to other worlds — not a romantic comedy. It's not? No. It's “A Platonic Comedy” I've never heard of that before. That's because it doesn't exist. Cosmo meets Samantha outside of a subway station and their shared crassness and dry sense of humor leads quickly into a friendship— they form a bond over music and Samantha's knack for clever quips and wordplay leads Cosmo to discover that she could become a secret asset to him in the ad game; as they begin spending more time together, they also begin writing songs, and after a joking match leads them to performing at a neighborhood dive bar, they are approached afterward and offered more gigs, and referred to a nearby venue for a talent showcase— they quickly become a neighborhood staple, and are soon invited along with another band on a small midwestern tour; they oblige, however upon returning. Cosmo finds his roommate has decided to leave, putting him in jeapardy—however, as he and Sam brainstorm ways to take on better paying engagements with thei act, Sam helps Cosmo to make a breakthrough with the campaign he has been assigned to—he is then promoted at work, and under the stress and pressure, decides to spend more time and energy ensuring that he does his new job well. Because of thisSam begins preforming more gigs alone, and is eventually offered a deal after a show—the deal does not include Cosmo, although she had been originally and intentionally mislead to believe that it did, and their friendship reaches a breaking point; Cosmo urges Sam to take the deal and move to Los Angeles, though by this time they are now roommates— she does, agreeing to pay her portion of the rent as not to leave him at risk, however, and leaves their dog Bosley as a sentiment. Cosmo becomes depressed and lonely, neglecting his work once more and returning to his original state; his life has improved drastically, with his new job and elevated status—but he misses his friend, and the rock and roll lifestyle. He goes on a chemically fueled rampage, and in his angst records as ballad of emptiness and betrayal, still reeling from losing his friendship with Samantha; in his drunken rage, he sends it to Sam, who is recording with a group in LA when she receives the music file via email; she opens it and listens to it, at first in her headphones—then after the first few moments, on a whim with intense impulse, shows it to her LA people—they all agree it's a hit, and Cosmo is invited to LA, where he and Sam preform once more— the duo finds success and reunification and their friendship is restored; Cosmo is offered a distribution deal for his hit Sam's Solo career springs into action— That's the whole movie! What the fuck! Well yeah, the Illuminati's been stealing my shit anyway and now white supremacy's cyber attacking all my devices. How are you so sure it's white supremacy?! Who else wants me this bad? I didn't do anything but be black —and a woman. (They hate those.) {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] The Complex Collective. © COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2019 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

Gerald’s World.
{Samantha Who?}

Gerald’s World.

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2024 61:02


{Samantha Who?} (An Enter The Multiverse Mix) Samantha Newly, the young vice president of a real-estate firm, is forced to start life over after a horrific hit-and-run accident leaves her with amnesia. Got on $300 Jordan's But all three kids are wearing off brand crocs The fuck Get your kids some real shoes Or stop having them INT. APPLEKNOCKERS FLOPHOUSE. DAY. Fuck it, I'm gonna do it. —what else is there? Nothing, really. I knew Fallon was powerful, but not that powerful Ah dude —you shapeshifted into the superintendent? Had to. Come on! These eyes, The Guess Who I've never shed a tear, not even one. I stopped at the wedding ring. i searched up and down, left and right for any reason—my possible answer This could not, in anyway, anyhow— Actually be— [The Festival Project ™ ] Love. —it was, But it was something else. So far. There's no other way. —there's no way. THE KINGS are hosting an inter dimensional l poker match— Damn. So now I'm fighting the devil, But the devil is Jimmy Fallon? I guess. Damn. That's sucks. I almost wanted to like this guy. Like, like-like? You must to feed your obsession. Ok. Then, you must to starve your obsession. Right. Then, you must to compress your drums. DAMAGE. What. Nothing, it's just this man's toolkit. What's wrong with it. It's not even tools. It's just a bunch of random stuff and duck tape. Ah, dern. Gah, flarb. Idk what goes on in your head sometimes. What goes on is this: Oh, Fuck, I'm gonna die. Oh, fuck I'm gonna die. Oh, fuck— Something's wrong with Jimmy Fallon. Oh fuck. The problem is, that's not my problem. Is that a problem? It's definitely one of my problems, One of the others is something like— EDDIE MURPHY GIBLEDEEBIBBLEDEBEPEDEBOP. Uh. What. BIBELEBOOBEDE—BEBLEDEBO. Excuse me. BLBIBLEDEBOP. OH. YEAH. REMEMBER HIM? Uh, yeah. Well, so do I! “Chain of Fools” Every person ever tagged in the festival project is quite literally energetically chained to the extraterrestrial formerly known as supacree. Ū Bro, you know I live in the 10th dimension, right? I thought this was the 11th. It borders the 11th, but shit— why eggagerate? However, attributing these fantastical dreams and supernatural occurrences to environmental mental illness, she chooses to ignore these EDDIE MURPHY HELLO. HELLO. WhT. —instances; —-a triple bypass surgery… Goddammit, am I still on wi-FI? Fuck it. I gotta fix this Fallon problem. MEANWHILE, at THE POKER GAME What's the deal with Fallon? He's not invited. Of course not. This is a game of KINGS. Who invited you? Uh, shut up. Nobody. He came here through a portal. You would think a place like this —it's a fortress— — Exactly—would be more fortified. I hope I'm getting laid tonight //*paid ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY what's the difference? ILLUMINATI CREATIVE PRODUCTIVITY. is that it? Basically. Pretty much. I need a full markup on this guy. For what, I'm building a wall. I will kill you with everything I have to. If you have to, if you must— I can't stand you. I can't stand up. So what? It's a Swwewhjhhhhhhhjjjjjjjjjjjjjj——- INT. THE LOVE SHACK. DAY. Oh yeah, baby, groovy, baby— Groooooooovy. I told you what would happen if you would just Michael Meyerszsz Now I'm not going to forget it.x Oh goddammit. It's Skrillex again . What does he want AGJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KADIDJA ]>% Goddamn dude. That little girl has a mouth on her. Parents these days. Are you telling me this hoodlum is. That's right. SK— something was attempting to recreate the conditions in which I had written the plot of [the television people ™ © ], but in all honesty. I don't know what happened. It was just-/ I don't know what happened! I was there— And then HELLICOPTR. As it turned out. The Jimmy Fallon thing was similar enough to the Skrillex thing that I had figured out that I was being attacked or shifted in some kind of way, and by that time, it only made sense to be well armed, in whatever sort of war it was—Sonny and Fallon were just tools for the devil—their bodies and status mere objects; malleble clay in design to fit the needs of the media's eye. Where do I fit into the picture? Well. It was funny, You know, Earlier, looking around the 3D I suddenly realized Or rather remembered That this was existing currently In an ancient time All of this was gone. One must learn to hide one's true intentions in order to safely navigate and survive the various realms and infinite interdimensions. So are you funny, or just attractive? Talented, sure. But are you— Funny. Dillon Francis is not a comedian. DILLON FRANCIS URGHF. —but, he's made me laugh harder than any other human being— I don't know, I laughed pretty hard at that one time where— Yeah no, seriously though. I'm learning lots of magic Playing with the little man in the television. I release you. I could have told you hours ago that it's not love I want— Is it not? No. Love I've got. I'll leave you all to your wives; the blondes and supermodels—the actresses and prostitots— but what I want, what I really want— Is a body— so I can be one of them. Not yours of course, We all know I'll never be good enough. But I want to be God enough to be able to earn your love, And still not need it— Cause I've got more coming from the others Who want my body, Nevermind the soul; All we are is words and words of music Not the music you like Just the music we've got But who cares about us We want to get drunk and fuck The seven souls stuck inside The seven sides Of Sai The Saige I swear to god I'm gonna die I'm gonna lose my mind I'm gonna tell my story I'm gonna dance all night I'm gonna get high I'm gonna take that knife out my back I'm gonna take that knife right out And slit my wrists The left, Then right— How's that For a very long ride In the back of an ambulance? I don't want no corporate job I just wanna get drunk And fuck End up In the back of a trunk With duct tape over my mouth With duck tape over my mouth With duck tape over my mouth These cut- takes Take a real long time Cut! CUT TO: It's a cult clsssic I hate you —you hate me too I hate you I hate me too I hate you You hate me to I hate you I hate me too I hate me too I hate me too I hate me too Oh, Stephen Colbert. I forgot Steven Colbert. Great Scott. fuck. What happened *vampire* This is music? This is music. FUCK. It's music; I have to go get it. This won a Grammy. Uh, yeah! Go, home, Grammy's. you're DRUNK. GRAMMY. AHH, eat S—[CENSORED]—T I told you not to look. That's okay, I'm never gonna actually be famous anyway. Might as well eat away. I let it eat away at my soul Made of light Like I already sold it I tend to run away fast With my hands in my coat Like I stole it Rowing a boat With no gold mine It's too cold here I don't know, I, Don't fear the reaper I fear sheep as people Giant wieners in Times Square And The Bear, For the fear of redactions. ACTION. You know it hits different When you know in him Is miserable and it manifests in you; It hits different When I cross myself at night As if I'd said a prayer, But really I just beg for it to end With indifference I've got protections over me Above and in the underworld Something was wondering about At the plaza Wonder what Wonderfuck, wonderful world Klusterfuck, doubtful though Don't need the tube socks Don't need the popcorn I'll kill my self you know Because of this You want it to be gone, Then so will you And then it's over What you wanted Was your own demise The whole story was mine The world was lost In your empty blue eyes Something weird did happen with Fallon. The first host of The Tonight Show— amongst many names, was named Patrick. Well, his name was Steve Allen, but much like myself and the also late Richard Pryor, he had many names between the first and the last. I had written Patrick totally offline and in a world of my own, out of nowhere—he had Fallon's face but spoke in proses, was much darker, and of course, probably a lot more miserable. Let's hope, anyway. I would hate to even think that the real Jimmy Fallon could even be so painstakingly lost and broken; in fact—it angered me even thinking about it. Just as I had become griefstricken upon learning and then later confirming Sonny's challenging series of crisis, so I was I somehow strangely bothered that this powerhouse of a man was somehow fragile— easily, I couldn't be the only one who could see, and with any hope that something might change, I had prayed for him—and for myself, the mental illness that it is to worry about such a man— another tucking celebrity. I hated them, but only because I wasn't one. It was pure jealousy, which manifested in the atrocity of my writing, perhaps, or maybe something more. More innate, and more strange—more intense. A spiritual conquest. He's always late on rent; He's always drunk at work As man of the 21st century; At least, I think it's the 21st, But could be before I'm still not sure, They're just words to a song Placebo effect Just give me a boner And go to bed I still get water from the fountains And doughnuts from the girl next door If you want an award for the foreplay, You'll at least be sure I wrote it [Working Title] © The Festival Project ™, The Complex Collective All rights reserved. An underachieving over drinker becomes unlikely friends with a humble street musician and his life takes an even more unlikely turn as their formation of an accidental rock duo opens the doors to other worlds — not a romantic comedy. It's not? No. It's “A Platonic Comedy” I've never heard of that before. That's because it doesn't exist. Cosmo meets Samantha outside of a subway station and their shared crassness and dry sense of humor leads quickly into a friendship— they form a bond over music and Samantha's knack for clever quips and wordplay leads Cosmo to discover that she could become a secret asset to him in the ad game; as they begin spending more time together, they also begin writing songs, and after a joking match leads them to performing at a neighborhood dive bar, they are approached afterward and offered more gigs, and referred to a nearby venue for a talent showcase— they quickly become a neighborhood staple, and are soon invited along with another band on a small midwestern tour; they oblige, however upon returning. Cosmo finds his roommate has decided to leave, putting him in jeapardy—however, as he and Sam brainstorm ways to take on better paying engagements with thei act, Sam helps Cosmo to make a breakthrough with the campaign he has been assigned to—he is then promoted at work, and under the stress and pressure, decides to spend more time and energy ensuring that he does his new job well. Because of thisSam begins preforming more gigs alone, and is eventually offered a deal after a show—the deal does not include Cosmo, although she had been originally and intentionally mislead to believe that it did, and their friendship reaches a breaking point; Cosmo urges Sam to take the deal and move to Los Angeles, though by this time they are now roommates— she does, agreeing to pay her portion of the rent as not to leave him at risk, however, and leaves their dog Bosley as a sentiment. Cosmo becomes depressed and lonely, neglecting his work once more and returning to his original state; his life has improved drastically, with his new job and elevated status—but he misses his friend, and the rock and roll lifestyle. He goes on a chemically fueled rampage, and in his angst records as ballad of emptiness and betrayal, still reeling from losing his friendship with Samantha; in his drunken rage, he sends it to Sam, who is recording with a group in LA when she receives the music file via email; she opens it and listens to it, at first in her headphones—then after the first few moments, on a whim with intense impulse, shows it to her LA people—they all agree it's a hit, and Cosmo is invited to LA, where he and Sam preform once more— the duo finds success and reunification and their friendship is restored; Cosmo is offered a distribution deal for his hit Sam's Solo career springs into action— That's the whole movie! What the fuck! Well yeah, the Illuminati's been stealing my shit anyway and now white supremacy's cyber attacking all my devices. How are you so sure it's white supremacy?! Who else wants me this bad? I didn't do anything but be black —and a woman. (They hate those.) {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] The Complex Collective. © COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2019 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

The Chris Stigall Show
Media Gets Pantsed for Their Propaganda

The Chris Stigall Show

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2024 116:52


The cracks are starting to show. The audio in today's show is really something you need to hear. From live audiences laughing at - not with - Steven Colbert and his CNN guest. Reporters are beginning to get irritated and embarassed that the radical loon governor Walz and his running mate we're pretending is Vice President won't speak to the press or answer a single question. Plus, people are speaking out about an economy that seems to be slowing down and showing signs its taking its toll on American families. Trump economist Andy Puzder explains what this election really needs to be about if we want to course correct financially. Ed Morrissey at Hot Air and Stigall discuss the faux "excitement" around Harris-Walz. Hear why Ed doesn't believe Harris is Obama in a pants suit and as such she won't have voters swooning as he did. -For more info visit the official website: https://chrisstigall.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisstigallshow/Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisStigallFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/chris.stigall/Listen on Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/StigallPodListen on Apple Podcasts: https://bit.ly/StigallShowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Red Eye Radio
8-14-24 Part 1 #KaMAGA is picking up momentum!

Red Eye Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2024 151:24


In part one of Red Eye Radio with Gary McNamara and Eric Harley, the #KaMAGA movement continues here on the show; How to make the flip-flop charge stick to Harris; Steven Colbert gets fact checked by his own audience; Former Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard is reportedly on a terrorist watch list; CNN's Dana Bash takes Trump and Musk out of context in an audio clip from their X conversation; The media believes they exist to spread leftist political propaganda; Frank Luntz says Trump is resonating with union members like no Republican in decades. For more talk on the issues that matter to you, listen on radio stations across America Monday-Friday 12am-5am CT (1am-6am ET and 10pm-3am PT), download the RED EYE RADIO SHOW app, asking your smart speaker, or listening at RedEyeRadioShow.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

90who10
90who10, Episode 25 - Stand-up Comedian Heather Pasternak

90who10

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2024 48:03


Heather Pasternak started her entertainment career as a baby when Mom signed her up for commercials. After graduating from Beverly Hills High School, she moved on to NYU where she continued to pursue acting and now has a thriving career as a stand-up comedian, with appearances on The Late Show with Steven Colbert, The Mindy Project and Netflix. But just in case, she also has a real estate license. Listen to the latest 90who10 episode where Heather recounts her winding journey through acting, writing, comedy, etc etc etc.Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/90who10/donationsAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The Chris Stigall Show
Hollywood Turns On The Husk, But Beware of Kamala

The Chris Stigall Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2024 75:04


George Clooney, Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert, and more are now shaming Biden to step down just as he is about to hold his first "big boy" press conference in a while. The media is pretending they're going to be really tough on Biden now because they feel so mislead by the administration (seriously). And while it may appear the walls are closing in on Biden, Stigall has a warning about Kamala Harris and what he sees coming all should be aware of now. -For more info visit the official website: https://chrisstigall.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisstigallshow/Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisStigallFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/chris.stigall/Listen on Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/StigallPodListen on Apple Podcasts: https://bit.ly/StigallShowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Timcast IRL
Timcast IRL #1032 Trump TRIGGERS Democrats As 30k+ Show Up To NYC Rally, Media LIES w/Alex Stein

Timcast IRL

Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2024 128:35


Tim, Hannah Claire, Shane, & Serge are joined by Alex Stein to discuss a massive rally held by Donald Trump in the Bronx, NY, Trump vowing to begin mass deportations when elected, Democrats expressing their support for Donald Trump, and Steven Colbert launching insane cringe with a "Skibidi Biden" meme video. Hosts:  Tim @Timcast (everywhere)  Hannah Claire @hannahclaireb (everywhere) Shane @ShaneCashman (X) | @TalesfromtheInvertedWorld   Serge @sergedotcom (everywhere) Guest: Alex Stein @PrimeTimeAlexStein   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Red Eye Radio
3-7-24 Part 1 Gaslighting from Joe Scarborough

Red Eye Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2024 148:26


Part one of Red Eye Radio includes left wing craziness from John Kerry, Steven Colbert and Joe Scarborough. A San Francisco newspaper says the city cannot be called liberal anymore. The latest in the Fani Willis disqualification hearing. Biden will reportedly blame inflation on corporations during State Of The Union speech. The House passes a bill to avoid a partial government shutdown. Senator Tom Cotton responds to New York Governor Hochul sending troops into New York City to combat crime. The GOP pre-State Of The Union response.    For more talk on the issues that matter to you, listen on radio stations across America Monday-Friday 12am-5am CT (1am-6am ET and 10pm-3am PT), download the RED EYE RADIO SHOW app, asking your smart speaker, or listening at RedEyeRadioShow.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

KIRO Nights
Episode 125: Hour Three - Wine Crimes And Missed Demeanors

KIRO Nights

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2024 36:20


Wine crime, shrink-flation and Steven Colbert discusses media coverage of Trump.//Charlamagne Tha God, popular radio host gives his advice for the Biden campaign. Statistician Nate Silver has a strategy he thinks Biden should pursue.

KIRO Nights
Best Of: Hour Three - Kia Boyz & Kimmel Fights

KIRO Nights

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2024 37:29


Kia Boy charges, Aaron Rodgers fights with Jimmy Kimmel.//WA law enforcement responds to criticism of their strategy regarding the I-5 protestors.//A theory about Steven Colbert not wanting guest hosts to host the Late Show, and a clip from the classic "Larry Sanders Show."

KIRO Nights
Episode 87: Hour One - Who's Hiding in my Christmas Tree?

KIRO Nights

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2023 36:52


Top Stories - Ferry shortage, Kentucky family buys a live Christmas tree and discovers it's home to a baby owl, former WH press secretary Psaki's comments on Hunter Biden.//Guest: Micki Gamez on new car prices.//Steven Colbert allegedly doesn't want fill in hosts doing the Late Show. 

The Morning Mix
Catch Arianna Grande's naughty version of "Santa Baby"

The Morning Mix

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2023 2:20


Plus, could there be a new meaning to "livestream"? (Getty Images - gpointstudio)

Mi-Fit Podcast
How Improv can boost your Curiosity, Creativity, and Connection with Kelly Leonard

Mi-Fit Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2023 67:40


Kelly Leonard is the executive vice president of The Second City in Chicago. He has worked at the Second City since 1988, overseeing productions with such notable performers as Steven Colbert, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, and many more. Kelly is also the author of best selling book “Yes, And: How Improvisation Reverses “No, But” thinking and Improves Creativity and Collaboration.”Topics-Kelly's role at Second City-How curiosity plays a major role in Improv-Understanding the power of Yes, and!-The give and take dichotomy-Talk without “I”-Last word Improvisation exercise-“Thank you, because” exercise-10 Lessons Kelly wish he knew when he was a senior in high schoolGet your FREE list of top 30 books written by Mindset Advantage guests at www.djhillier.com/30booksGet your FREE LMNT sample at www.drinkLMNT.com/mindsetadvantageIf you found value in this episode be sure to leave a rating, review, and share it on your social medias. 

Trumpcast
Political Gabfest: Why Does Everyone Hate Bidenomics?

Trumpcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2023 62:47


This week, Emily Bazelon, John Dickerson, and David Plotz discuss the good U.S. economy and Americans' bad feelings about it; the Supreme Court case of SEC v. Jarkesy and its threat to the system of U.S. government; and white evangelicals and Christian nationalists with The Atlantic's Tim Alberta. Send us your Conundrums: submit them at slate.com/conundrum. And join us in-person or online with our special guest – The Late Show's Steven Colbert – for Gabfest Live: The Conundrums Edition! December 7 at The 92nd Street Y, New York City. Tickets on sale now!   Here are some notes and references from this week's show: Sam Sutton for Politico: Why a ‘soft landing' may not solve Biden's polling problem Lydia DePillis for The New York Times: Even Most Biden Voters Don't See a Thriving Economy; Paul Krugman: Bidenomics and the Guys in the Bar; Jim Tankersley: ‘Morning in America' Eludes Biden, Despite Economic Gains; and Bryce Covert: Don't Let Inflation Bury the Memory of a Government Triumph Dylan Matthews for Vox: Why the news is so negative – and what we can do about it  David Winston for Roll Call: Why Voters Are Still Wary 10 Years After the Economic Collapse  Robert Barnes for The Washington Post: Supreme Court conservatives seem dubious about SEC's in-house tribunals Ronald Mann for SCOTUSblog: Supreme Court to consider multi-pronged constitutional attack on SEC Noah Rosenblum for The Atlantic: The Case That Could Destroy the Government Ian Millhiser for Vox: A Supreme Court case about stocks could help make Trump's authoritarian dreams reality Public Citizens: The Attack on Big Government and the Remaking of American Liberalism by Paul Sabin  Tim Alberta for The Atlantic: My Father, My Faith, and Donald Trump and How Politics Poisoned The Evangelical Church The Kingdom, the Power, and the Glory: American Evangelicals in an Age of Extremism by Tim Alberta Thomas B. Edsall for The New York Times: ‘The Embodiment of White Christian Nationalism in a Tailored Suit' PRRI and Brookings: A Christian Nation? Understanding the Threat of Christian Nationalism to American Democracy and Culture   Here are this week's chatters: Emily: Brian Murphy for The Washington Post: Larry Fink, photographer who explored class divides, dies at 82 and Emily Bazelon and Larry Fink for The New York Times Magazine: Shadow of a Doubt John: The New Yorker: “Bob and Don: A Love Story” a short documentary by Judd Apatow; CBS News Sunday Morning; and Oath and Honor: A Memoir and a Warning by Liz Cheney David: Matt Phillips for The New York Times: Shane MacGowan, Songwriter Who Fused Punk and Irish Rebellion, Is Dead at 65 and peyoteshaman on YouTube: Pogues 930 club mid 1980's Listener chatter from Nicola in Dublin, Ireland: Irish Archaeology: Pangur Bán and Tread Softy: Classic Irish Poems for Children edited by Nicola Reddy   For this week's Slate Plus bonus segment, David, John, and Emily talk about the book lover's dilemma: borrow or buy. See also A Wizard of Earthsea by Ursula K. Le Guin; Little Free Library; Adam Sockel for Perspectives on Reading: Library users are book buyers; and Pew Research Center: Libraries, patrons, and e-books. In the latest Gabfest Reads, Emily talks with James Sturm about Watership Down: The Graphic Novel. See also James Sturm and Joe Sutphin in The New York Times: In Times of Danger, There's Strength in Numbers. Email your chatters, questions, and comments to gabfest@slate.com. (Messages may be referenced by name unless the writer stipulates otherwise.)   Podcast production by Cheyna Roth  Research by Julie Huygen   Hosts Emily Bazelon, John Dickerson, and David Plotz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Political Gabfest
Why Does Everyone Hate Bidenomics?

Political Gabfest

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2023 62:47


This week, Emily Bazelon, John Dickerson, and David Plotz discuss the good U.S. economy and Americans' bad feelings about it; the Supreme Court case of SEC v. Jarkesy and its threat to the system of U.S. government; and white evangelicals and Christian nationalists with The Atlantic's Tim Alberta. Send us your Conundrums: submit them at slate.com/conundrum. And join us in-person or online with our special guest – The Late Show's Steven Colbert – for Gabfest Live: The Conundrums Edition! December 7 at The 92nd Street Y, New York City. Tickets on sale now!   Here are some notes and references from this week's show: Sam Sutton for Politico: Why a ‘soft landing' may not solve Biden's polling problem Lydia DePillis for The New York Times: Even Most Biden Voters Don't See a Thriving Economy; Paul Krugman: Bidenomics and the Guys in the Bar; Jim Tankersley: ‘Morning in America' Eludes Biden, Despite Economic Gains; and Bryce Covert: Don't Let Inflation Bury the Memory of a Government Triumph Dylan Matthews for Vox: Why the news is so negative – and what we can do about it  David Winston for Roll Call: Why Voters Are Still Wary 10 Years After the Economic Collapse  Robert Barnes for The Washington Post: Supreme Court conservatives seem dubious about SEC's in-house tribunals Ronald Mann for SCOTUSblog: Supreme Court to consider multi-pronged constitutional attack on SEC Noah Rosenblum for The Atlantic: The Case That Could Destroy the Government Ian Millhiser for Vox: A Supreme Court case about stocks could help make Trump's authoritarian dreams reality Public Citizens: The Attack on Big Government and the Remaking of American Liberalism by Paul Sabin  Tim Alberta for The Atlantic: My Father, My Faith, and Donald Trump and How Politics Poisoned The Evangelical Church The Kingdom, the Power, and the Glory: American Evangelicals in an Age of Extremism by Tim Alberta Thomas B. Edsall for The New York Times: ‘The Embodiment of White Christian Nationalism in a Tailored Suit' PRRI and Brookings: A Christian Nation? Understanding the Threat of Christian Nationalism to American Democracy and Culture   Here are this week's chatters: Emily: Brian Murphy for The Washington Post: Larry Fink, photographer who explored class divides, dies at 82 and Emily Bazelon and Larry Fink for The New York Times Magazine: Shadow of a Doubt John: The New Yorker: “Bob and Don: A Love Story” a short documentary by Judd Apatow; CBS News Sunday Morning; and Oath and Honor: A Memoir and a Warning by Liz Cheney David: Matt Phillips for The New York Times: Shane MacGowan, Songwriter Who Fused Punk and Irish Rebellion, Is Dead at 65 and peyoteshaman on YouTube: Pogues 930 club mid 1980's Listener chatter from Nicola in Dublin, Ireland: Irish Archaeology: Pangur Bán and Tread Softy: Classic Irish Poems for Children edited by Nicola Reddy   For this week's Slate Plus bonus segment, David, John, and Emily talk about the book lover's dilemma: borrow or buy. See also A Wizard of Earthsea by Ursula K. Le Guin; Little Free Library; Adam Sockel for Perspectives on Reading: Library users are book buyers; and Pew Research Center: Libraries, patrons, and e-books. In the latest Gabfest Reads, Emily talks with James Sturm about Watership Down: The Graphic Novel. See also James Sturm and Joe Sutphin in The New York Times: In Times of Danger, There's Strength in Numbers. Email your chatters, questions, and comments to gabfest@slate.com. (Messages may be referenced by name unless the writer stipulates otherwise.)   Podcast production by Cheyna Roth  Research by Julie Huygen   Hosts Emily Bazelon, John Dickerson, and David Plotz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Slate Daily Feed
Political Gabfest: Why Does Everyone Hate Bidenomics?

Slate Daily Feed

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2023 62:47


This week, Emily Bazelon, John Dickerson, and David Plotz discuss the good U.S. economy and Americans' bad feelings about it; the Supreme Court case of SEC v. Jarkesy and its threat to the system of U.S. government; and white evangelicals and Christian nationalists with The Atlantic's Tim Alberta. Send us your Conundrums: submit them at slate.com/conundrum. And join us in-person or online with our special guest – The Late Show's Steven Colbert – for Gabfest Live: The Conundrums Edition! December 7 at The 92nd Street Y, New York City. Tickets on sale now!   Here are some notes and references from this week's show: Sam Sutton for Politico: Why a ‘soft landing' may not solve Biden's polling problem Lydia DePillis for The New York Times: Even Most Biden Voters Don't See a Thriving Economy; Paul Krugman: Bidenomics and the Guys in the Bar; Jim Tankersley: ‘Morning in America' Eludes Biden, Despite Economic Gains; and Bryce Covert: Don't Let Inflation Bury the Memory of a Government Triumph Dylan Matthews for Vox: Why the news is so negative – and what we can do about it  David Winston for Roll Call: Why Voters Are Still Wary 10 Years After the Economic Collapse  Robert Barnes for The Washington Post: Supreme Court conservatives seem dubious about SEC's in-house tribunals Ronald Mann for SCOTUSblog: Supreme Court to consider multi-pronged constitutional attack on SEC Noah Rosenblum for The Atlantic: The Case That Could Destroy the Government Ian Millhiser for Vox: A Supreme Court case about stocks could help make Trump's authoritarian dreams reality Public Citizens: The Attack on Big Government and the Remaking of American Liberalism by Paul Sabin  Tim Alberta for The Atlantic: My Father, My Faith, and Donald Trump and How Politics Poisoned The Evangelical Church The Kingdom, the Power, and the Glory: American Evangelicals in an Age of Extremism by Tim Alberta Thomas B. Edsall for The New York Times: ‘The Embodiment of White Christian Nationalism in a Tailored Suit' PRRI and Brookings: A Christian Nation? Understanding the Threat of Christian Nationalism to American Democracy and Culture   Here are this week's chatters: Emily: Brian Murphy for The Washington Post: Larry Fink, photographer who explored class divides, dies at 82 and Emily Bazelon and Larry Fink for The New York Times Magazine: Shadow of a Doubt John: The New Yorker: “Bob and Don: A Love Story” a short documentary by Judd Apatow; CBS News Sunday Morning; and Oath and Honor: A Memoir and a Warning by Liz Cheney David: Matt Phillips for The New York Times: Shane MacGowan, Songwriter Who Fused Punk and Irish Rebellion, Is Dead at 65 and peyoteshaman on YouTube: Pogues 930 club mid 1980's Listener chatter from Nicola in Dublin, Ireland: Irish Archaeology: Pangur Bán and Tread Softy: Classic Irish Poems for Children edited by Nicola Reddy   For this week's Slate Plus bonus segment, David, John, and Emily talk about the book lover's dilemma: borrow or buy. See also A Wizard of Earthsea by Ursula K. Le Guin; Little Free Library; Adam Sockel for Perspectives on Reading: Library users are book buyers; and Pew Research Center: Libraries, patrons, and e-books. In the latest Gabfest Reads, Emily talks with James Sturm about Watership Down: The Graphic Novel. See also James Sturm and Joe Sutphin in The New York Times: In Times of Danger, There's Strength in Numbers. Email your chatters, questions, and comments to gabfest@slate.com. (Messages may be referenced by name unless the writer stipulates otherwise.)   Podcast production by Cheyna Roth  Research by Julie Huygen   Hosts Emily Bazelon, John Dickerson, and David Plotz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Trumpcast
Political Gabfest: Is Polling Broken?

Trumpcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2023 71:59


This week, Emily Bazelon, John Dickerson, and David Plotz discuss the problems with issue polling and issues with political journalism; the chaos and conflict of Sam Altman and OpenAI; and the failure of the Oslo Accords and perpetual struggle between Israel and Palestine. Send us your Conundrums: submit them at slate.com/conundrum. And join us in-person or online with our special guest – The Late Show's Steven Colbert – for Gabfest Live: The Conundrums Edition! December 7 at The 92nd Street Y, New York City. Tickets on sale now!   Here are some notes and references from this week's show: Nate Cohn for The New York Times: The Crisis in Issue Polling, and What We're Doing About It and We Did an Experiment to See How Much Democracy and Abortion Matter to Voters Claire Cain Miller and Francesca Paris for The New York Times: The Great Disconnect: Why Voters Feel One Way About the Economy but Act Differently The Image: A Guide to Pseudo-Events in America by Daniel J. Boorstin What's the Matter with Kansas?: How Conservatives Won the Heart of America by Thomas Frank Eli Saslow for The New York Times: A Jan. 6 Defendant Pleads His Case to the Son Who Turned Him In Brian Beutler for the Off Message newsletter: The 2024 Election Is About Real Things Charlie Warzel for The Atlantic: The Money Always Wins and Karen Hao and Charlie Warzel: Inside the Chaos at OpenAI John Dickerson and Jo Ling Kent for CBS News Prime Time: What Sam Altman's ouster from OpenAI could mean for the tech world Pranshu Verman, Nitasha Tiku, and Gerrit De Vynck for The Washington Post: Sam Altman reinstated as OpenAI CEO with new board members  Louise Matsakis and Reed Albergotti for Semafor: The AI industry turns against its favorite philosophy Emily Bazelon for The New York Times Magazine: Was Peace Ever Possible?  Ezra Klein for The New York Times's The Ezra Klein Show podcast: The Best Primer I've Heard on Israeli-Palestinian Peace Efforts Oslo on HBO John Dickerson for CBS Mornings: Former President Jimmy Carter: “America will learn from its mistakes” The Lady Bird Diaries on Hulu Eleanor Roosevelt in a Coal by Bettman and The George Washington University's Case Study: Eleanor Roosevelt's Visit to Coal Mine (1935)   Here are this week's chatters: John: Julia Simon for NPR: ‘It feels like I'm not crazy.' Gardeners aren't surprised as USDA updates key map and U.S. Department of Agriculture, Agricultural Research Service: USDA Unveils Updated Plant Hardiness Zone Map Emily: Liran Samuni and Martin Surbeck in Science: Cooperation across social borders in bonobos and The Bonobo Sisterhood: Revolution Through Female Alliance by Diane Rosenfeld  David: City Cast Executive Producer, Nashville, Executive Producer, Austin, and Events Director, remote and The National WWII Museum: WWII Veteran Statistics  Listener chatter from Dimitri in Boulder, Colorado: University of Evansville: Library of Congress Recognizes Plagiarized University of Evansville Archaeologist After 90 Years and Jessica Blake for Inside Higher Ed: Female Archaeologist's Work Receives Overdue Recognition—90 Years Later   For this week's Slate Plus bonus segment, David, John, and Emily talk about the death of former First Lady Rosalynn Carter and her 77-year marriage with Jimmy Carter. See also Rick Rojas for The New York Times: The Carters' Hometown Mourns for the Love of a Lifetime and Peter Baker: Rosalynn Carter Helped Shape the Role of the Modern First Lady. In the latest Gabfest Reads, Emily talks with James Sturm about Watership Down: The Graphic Novel. See also James Sturm and Joe Sutphin in The New York Times: In Times of Danger, There's Strength in Numbers.   Email your chatters, questions, and comments to gabfest@slate.com. (Messages may be referenced by name unless the writer stipulates otherwise.)   Podcast production by Cheyna Roth  Research by Julie Huygen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Political Gabfest
Is Polling Broken?

Political Gabfest

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2023 71:59


This week, Emily Bazelon, John Dickerson, and David Plotz discuss the problems with issue polling and issues with political journalism; the chaos and conflict of Sam Altman and OpenAI; and the failure of the Oslo Accords and perpetual struggle between Israel and Palestine. Send us your Conundrums: submit them at slate.com/conundrum. And join us in-person or online with our special guest – The Late Show's Steven Colbert – for Gabfest Live: The Conundrums Edition! December 7 at The 92nd Street Y, New York City. Tickets on sale now!   Here are some notes and references from this week's show: Nate Cohn for The New York Times: The Crisis in Issue Polling, and What We're Doing About It and We Did an Experiment to See How Much Democracy and Abortion Matter to Voters Claire Cain Miller and Francesca Paris for The New York Times: The Great Disconnect: Why Voters Feel One Way About the Economy but Act Differently The Image: A Guide to Pseudo-Events in America by Daniel J. Boorstin What's the Matter with Kansas?: How Conservatives Won the Heart of America by Thomas Frank Eli Saslow for The New York Times: A Jan. 6 Defendant Pleads His Case to the Son Who Turned Him In Brian Beutler for the Off Message newsletter: The 2024 Election Is About Real Things Charlie Warzel for The Atlantic: The Money Always Wins and Karen Hao and Charlie Warzel: Inside the Chaos at OpenAI John Dickerson and Jo Ling Kent for CBS News Prime Time: What Sam Altman's ouster from OpenAI could mean for the tech world Pranshu Verman, Nitasha Tiku, and Gerrit De Vynck for The Washington Post: Sam Altman reinstated as OpenAI CEO with new board members  Louise Matsakis and Reed Albergotti for Semafor: The AI industry turns against its favorite philosophy Emily Bazelon for The New York Times Magazine: Was Peace Ever Possible?  Ezra Klein for The New York Times's The Ezra Klein Show podcast: The Best Primer I've Heard on Israeli-Palestinian Peace Efforts Oslo on HBO John Dickerson for CBS Mornings: Former President Jimmy Carter: “America will learn from its mistakes” The Lady Bird Diaries on Hulu Eleanor Roosevelt in a Coal by Bettman and The George Washington University's Case Study: Eleanor Roosevelt's Visit to Coal Mine (1935)   Here are this week's chatters: John: Julia Simon for NPR: ‘It feels like I'm not crazy.' Gardeners aren't surprised as USDA updates key map and U.S. Department of Agriculture, Agricultural Research Service: USDA Unveils Updated Plant Hardiness Zone Map Emily: Liran Samuni and Martin Surbeck in Science: Cooperation across social borders in bonobos and The Bonobo Sisterhood: Revolution Through Female Alliance by Diane Rosenfeld  David: City Cast Executive Producer, Nashville, Executive Producer, Austin, and Events Director, remote and The National WWII Museum: WWII Veteran Statistics  Listener chatter from Dimitri in Boulder, Colorado: University of Evansville: Library of Congress Recognizes Plagiarized University of Evansville Archaeologist After 90 Years and Jessica Blake for Inside Higher Ed: Female Archaeologist's Work Receives Overdue Recognition—90 Years Later   For this week's Slate Plus bonus segment, David, John, and Emily talk about the death of former First Lady Rosalynn Carter and her 77-year marriage with Jimmy Carter. See also Rick Rojas for The New York Times: The Carters' Hometown Mourns for the Love of a Lifetime and Peter Baker: Rosalynn Carter Helped Shape the Role of the Modern First Lady. In the latest Gabfest Reads, Emily talks with James Sturm about Watership Down: The Graphic Novel. See also James Sturm and Joe Sutphin in The New York Times: In Times of Danger, There's Strength in Numbers.   Email your chatters, questions, and comments to gabfest@slate.com. (Messages may be referenced by name unless the writer stipulates otherwise.)   Podcast production by Cheyna Roth  Research by Julie Huygen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Slate Daily Feed
Political Gabfest: Is Polling Broken?

Slate Daily Feed

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2023 71:59


This week, Emily Bazelon, John Dickerson, and David Plotz discuss the problems with issue polling and issues with political journalism; the chaos and conflict of Sam Altman and OpenAI; and the failure of the Oslo Accords and perpetual struggle between Israel and Palestine. Send us your Conundrums: submit them at slate.com/conundrum. And join us in-person or online with our special guest – The Late Show's Steven Colbert – for Gabfest Live: The Conundrums Edition! December 7 at The 92nd Street Y, New York City. Tickets on sale now!   Here are some notes and references from this week's show: Nate Cohn for The New York Times: The Crisis in Issue Polling, and What We're Doing About It and We Did an Experiment to See How Much Democracy and Abortion Matter to Voters Claire Cain Miller and Francesca Paris for The New York Times: The Great Disconnect: Why Voters Feel One Way About the Economy but Act Differently The Image: A Guide to Pseudo-Events in America by Daniel J. Boorstin What's the Matter with Kansas?: How Conservatives Won the Heart of America by Thomas Frank Eli Saslow for The New York Times: A Jan. 6 Defendant Pleads His Case to the Son Who Turned Him In Brian Beutler for the Off Message newsletter: The 2024 Election Is About Real Things Charlie Warzel for The Atlantic: The Money Always Wins and Karen Hao and Charlie Warzel: Inside the Chaos at OpenAI John Dickerson and Jo Ling Kent for CBS News Prime Time: What Sam Altman's ouster from OpenAI could mean for the tech world Pranshu Verman, Nitasha Tiku, and Gerrit De Vynck for The Washington Post: Sam Altman reinstated as OpenAI CEO with new board members  Louise Matsakis and Reed Albergotti for Semafor: The AI industry turns against its favorite philosophy Emily Bazelon for The New York Times Magazine: Was Peace Ever Possible?  Ezra Klein for The New York Times's The Ezra Klein Show podcast: The Best Primer I've Heard on Israeli-Palestinian Peace Efforts Oslo on HBO John Dickerson for CBS Mornings: Former President Jimmy Carter: “America will learn from its mistakes” The Lady Bird Diaries on Hulu Eleanor Roosevelt in a Coal by Bettman and The George Washington University's Case Study: Eleanor Roosevelt's Visit to Coal Mine (1935)   Here are this week's chatters: John: Julia Simon for NPR: ‘It feels like I'm not crazy.' Gardeners aren't surprised as USDA updates key map and U.S. Department of Agriculture, Agricultural Research Service: USDA Unveils Updated Plant Hardiness Zone Map Emily: Liran Samuni and Martin Surbeck in Science: Cooperation across social borders in bonobos and The Bonobo Sisterhood: Revolution Through Female Alliance by Diane Rosenfeld  David: City Cast Executive Producer, Nashville, Executive Producer, Austin, and Events Director, remote and The National WWII Museum: WWII Veteran Statistics  Listener chatter from Dimitri in Boulder, Colorado: University of Evansville: Library of Congress Recognizes Plagiarized University of Evansville Archaeologist After 90 Years and Jessica Blake for Inside Higher Ed: Female Archaeologist's Work Receives Overdue Recognition—90 Years Later   For this week's Slate Plus bonus segment, David, John, and Emily talk about the death of former First Lady Rosalynn Carter and her 77-year marriage with Jimmy Carter. See also Rick Rojas for The New York Times: The Carters' Hometown Mourns for the Love of a Lifetime and Peter Baker: Rosalynn Carter Helped Shape the Role of the Modern First Lady. In the latest Gabfest Reads, Emily talks with James Sturm about Watership Down: The Graphic Novel. See also James Sturm and Joe Sutphin in The New York Times: In Times of Danger, There's Strength in Numbers.   Email your chatters, questions, and comments to gabfest@slate.com. (Messages may be referenced by name unless the writer stipulates otherwise.)   Podcast production by Cheyna Roth  Research by Julie Huygen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stand Up! with Pete Dominick
SUPD 971 Comedian Graham Kay and his wonderful Autistic Brother

Stand Up! with Pete Dominick

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2023 64:26


Stand Up is a daily podcast. I book,host,edit, post and promote new episodes with brilliant guests every day. Please subscribe now for as little as 5$ and gain access to a community of over 700 awesome, curious, kind, funny, brilliant, generous souls Check out StandUpwithPete.com to learn more Graham Kay is a headlining stand-up comedian who tours throughout North America. Born in Ottowa, Canada and now based in Brooklyn, New York, Graham has appeared on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon and The Late Show with Steven Colbert, and released a full-length comedy special, Live in a Bowling Alley, in 2022. He co-hosts the podcast Autastic: A Comedians Guide to Autism with Kirk Smith, and his stand-up comedy can be heard regularly on SiriusXM. Pete and Me: A Non-Depressing Look At Autism And Family at Under St. Marks Theater off-off-Broadway.  In Pete and Me, produced by Amy Hawthorne, Graham uses cheerful humor and levity to talk about growing up with his autistic brother, exploring their relationship from childhood through today - how it has changed and how, in many ways, it has stayed the same. From daily calls pretending to be Bert and Ernie to Graham getting arrested and his brother hanging up on the cops to getting kicked out of restaurants as a family, Graham shares stories and memories illustrating their lives together. At times silly, others serious —we learn how these moments have changed Graham's comedy career, romantic relationships and how he interacts with friends. Graham uses the stage as catharsis to contemplate the uncertainty of his future as part-comedian, part-caretaker. Underneath heartfelt anecdotes and witty punchlines, Graham is ultimately confronting his life's biggest fears while providing a space for the conversations we rarely get the chance to have.  Check out all things Jon Carroll Follow and Support Pete Coe Pete on YouTube Pete on Twitter Pete On Instagram Pete Personal FB page Stand Up with Pete FB page

The Kindle Chronicles
TKC 714 Neil deGrasse Tyson

The Kindle Chronicles

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2023 38:15


Author of To Infinity and Beyond: A Journey of Cosmic Discovery Links Neil deGrasse Tyson's website Neil deGrasse Tyson on The Late Show with Steven Colbert (2023) Carl Sagan on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson - March 2, 1978 (YouTube) StarTalk Media Network Hayden Planetarium “Shot in the Arm,” a documentary scheduled for release in November, with Neil deGrasse Tyson as Executive Director If you'd like brief updates on technology, books, marriage, and puppies, you can follow along with my Morning Journal flash briefing. From your Echo device, just say, “Alexa, enable Morning Journal.” Then each morning say, “Alexa, flash briefing?” I post a five-minute audio journal each weekday except usually by 10 a.m. Eastern Time.  Right-click here and then click "Save Link As..." to download the audio to your computer, phone, or MP3 player.  

The Kindle Chronicles
TKC 713 Neil deGrasse Tyson Interview Lost in a Black Hole

The Kindle Chronicles

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2023 34:31


Podcaster doing back flip into a black hole after interviewing Neil deGrasse Tyson, author of To Infinity and Beyond: A Journey of Cosmic Discovery Links Neil deGrasse Tyson's website Neil deGrasse Tyson on The Late Show with Steven Colbert (2023) Carl Sagan on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson - March 2, 1978 (YouTube) Note: To find out what really happened to the lost interview, be sure to download the NEXT episode of The Kindle Chronicles, coming to the nets later tonight.  If you'd like brief updates on technology, books, marriage, and puppies, you can follow along with my Morning Journal flash briefing. From your Echo device, just say, “Alexa, enable Morning Journal.” Then each morning say, “Alexa, flash briefing?” I post a five-minute audio journal each weekday except usually by 10 a.m. Eastern Time.  Right-click here and then click "Save Link As..." to download the audio to your computer, phone, or MP3 player. (Graphic for this episode created by Len Edgerly with OpenAI's DALL-E 2)  

The Marc Cox Morning Show
Fetterman says we're not sending out best, Blues talk, and Will and Jada are separated (Hour 2)

The Marc Cox Morning Show

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2023 29:00


In the 2nd hour of the Marc Cox Morning Show: John Fetterman goes on Steven Colbert show and says America isn't sending their best to Washington DC David Rubin, the former mayor of Shiloh Israel, joins Marc & Kim to discuss the terror attack that Hamas has done to Israel.  Mr. Rubin gives his opinion on what is happening and what it's like to live through a terror attack KMOX's Tom Ackerman joins Marc & Kim in the studio to discuss Blues starting their season in Dallas and what they need to do this season. In Other News with Ethan: Jada and Will Smith have been separated since 2016, Drake isn't touring the new album, A solar eclipse will happen this Saturday, and Jason Mamo will make a stop in St Louis. Next Hour: Jim Talent And Bill Dendy

The Sounds in My Head
S20,E14: 09/25/23 (Courtney Barnett, Islands, Cut Worms, Worn-Tin, Evelyne Brochu, Carter Vail, Bluhm, Barnaby Keen)

The Sounds in My Head

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2023 53:24


Season 20 Episode 14 Different Now - Courtney Barnett Life's a Joke - Islands Headlines - Islands I'll Never Make It - Cut Worms Too Bad - Cut Worms Act I - Worn-Tin Une autre vie - Evelyne Brochu Paris -Evelyne Brochu I Want You - Carter Vail Honey I'm Afraid - Bluhm I Just Keep on Feeling Fine - Bluhm Trust Me - Barnaby Keen This episode features a clip from Strike Force Five, the podcast featuring Stephen Colbert, Seth Myers, John Oliver, Jimmy Kimmel, and Jimmy Fallon, which they created to raise money for their staffs during the ongoing strike. I really enjoy their dynamic and it's so fun that they all clearly like each other as compared to the olden days when there was so much animus between the late-night hosts. I pulled a clip of Steven Colbert telling the story of how he met his wife.

Derek O'Shea Show | Comedy News Show
Tucker EXPOSES Obama FORCING Mitch McConnell completely Frozen due to Bidenomics Horror STORY!

Derek O'Shea Show | Comedy News Show

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2023 79:16


Topics:Trump rakes in $9.4M since Georgia mug shot — and more than $20M in August: reportBiden bizarrely claims he convinced former Senator Strom Thurmond to vote for the Civil Rights ActMiami Mayor Francis Suarez drops out of the GOP presidential primaryBidenomics: Food prices expected to rise through 2024Gas rises 63 cents a gallon in 2023 as gloomy data casts doubt on rosy ‘Bidenomics' tourI bought a portrait for $25 — I think it's haunted and now I'm cursedUS: Russia's Kremlin could be behind death of Wagner's PrigozhinIsrael to have partial laser defenses by next year - Rafael chairG*n fired at White Sox game was snuck in via woman's 'belly fat'CT man charged after finding $5K outside bank: ‘All I saw was cash'US opposes 2024 expedition to recover Titanic artifacts, says shipwreck is a grave siteSenate Minority Leader McConnell in Covington KY this afternoon, where the Minority Leader appeared to freeze on cam, similar to what happened in the Senate last month. I just wrote this opening monologue for Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Steven Colbert, and John Oliver this morning. Hope you guys like it.Tucker Carlson: “In 2008 it became really clear that Barack Obama had been having s*x with men and sm*king crack…”Oliver Anthony speaks to Joe Rogan about his song ‘Rich Men North of Richmond': “I had no idea that song would react the way it did”tucker carlson interview,tucker carlson obama,joe biden,obama,tucker carlson,barack obama,tucker carlson tonight,news,president obama,mitch mcconnell freezes,biden,republican,politics,donald trump,trump,us news,gop,president,republicans,joe biden today,bidenomics,breaking news,world news,president biden,political news,comedy podcast,trending news,comedy,biden falls,hawaii news,chicago news,evening news,national news,funny podcast,fox newsSupport the show

We're Having Gay Sex
Caitlin Peluffo's Crab Rangoon Copulation | WHGS Ep. 178

We're Having Gay Sex

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2023 73:56


Caitlin Peluffo is an amazing stand-up comedian that opens for superstars (Fortune Feimster, Matteo Lane) and performs on super-shows (Late Night w/ Steven Colbert), but today she's in the apartment to perform acts of a SEXUAL nature on the gang! We discuss gay experiences in threesomes, growing and learning from awful relationships, and the deluge of sexual confusion that comes from your crab rangoons. Ashley seeks motherhood. Maddie goes on a date… with a GIRL.    You can follow Caitlin on IG, Tik Tok, and Twitter: @caitlinpeluffo,  And you can see her live near you! Buy tickets at her website, or visit her YouTube: ▶ https://www.caitlinpeluffo.com/  ▶ https://www.youtube.com/@caitlin-peluffo   Support WHGS for bonus content, uncut podcasts, live streams, and more: ▶ https://www.patreon.com/WHGS Ashley is doing a theater tour! Get on her text list to get first dibs on tickets: ▶ https://www.ashleygavin.com/#dates  Check out our merch: ▶ https://shop.merchcentral.com/collections/ashley-gavin  ______________________________________________ – CONNECT WITH US! – Ashley Gavin's Tour Dates: https://www.ashleygavin.com/#dates Newsletter: https://mailchi.mp/6de0153eb9c8/whgs Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ashgavs/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ashgavscomedy Twitter: https://twitter.com/ashgavs ——— Maddie Wiener's Newsletter and Tour Dates:  https://www.maddiewiener.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddietwiener/?hl=en  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddietwiener  Twitter: https://twitter.com/maddietwiener YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@maddietwiener   ——— Produced & Edited by Alex “swetshop” Vrahas: https://www.instagram.com/swetshopz/?hl=en  ——— Watch this on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Rna0n9JbVQ4  ______________________________________________ – SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! – Helix: ▶ Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners! Go to https://helixsleep.com/gaysex. This is their best offer yet and it won't last long! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What's With the Neighbors
92. Steven Colbert, I haveHim on Speed Dial

What's With the Neighbors

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2023 55:21


Amy takes us across the pond to tell us a tragic story of a man, Anthony Morley who struggled with his identity. Rather than seeking help from a professional, he took it upon himself to self-medicate and ultimately take the life of his boyfriend.  Bri shares another great eBay segment. She tells us about a haunted doll that will water your plants for you, a dybbuk box that looks like something that would sit in the back of a child's closet, creepy clowns that prefer to be together, a suspicious tidings offering plate, a phone that rings on its own, and a creepy fisher price toy.   Our show is sponsored by betterhelp.com/neighbors

The Nonlinear Library
LW - The Dial of Progress by Zvi

The Nonlinear Library

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2023 17:33


Welcome to The Nonlinear Library, where we use Text-to-Speech software to convert the best writing from the Rationalist and EA communities into audio. This is: The Dial of Progress, published by Zvi on June 13, 2023 on LessWrong. “There is a single light of science. To brighten it anywhere is to brighten it everywhere.” – Isaac Asimov You cannot stand what I've becomeYou much prefer the gentleman I was beforeI was so easy to defeat, I was so easy to controlI didn't even know there was a war – Leonard Cohen, There is a War “Pick a side, we're at war.” – Steven Colbert, The Colbert Report Recently, both Tyler Cowen in response to the letter establishing consensus on the presence of AI extinction risk, and Marc Andreessen on the topic of the wide range of AI dangers and upsides, have come out with posts whose arguments seem bizarrely poor. These are both excellent, highly intelligent thinkers. Both clearly want good things to happen to humanity and the world. I am confident they both mean well. And yet. So what is happening? A Theory My theory is they and similar others believe discourse in 2023 cannot handle nuance. Instead, effectively there is a single Dial of Destiny Progress, based on the extent our civilization places restrictions, requires permissions and places strangleholds on human activity, from AI to energy to housing and beyond. If we turn this dial down, and slow or end such progress across the board, our civilization will perish. If you turn the dial up, we will prosper. In this view, any talk of either extinction risks or other AI downsides is functionally an argument for turning the dial down, saying Boo Progress, when we instead desperately need it turn the dial up, and say Yay Progress. It would, again in this view, be first best to say Yay Progress in most places, while making a careful narrow exception that lets us guard against extinction risks. Progress is no use if you are dead. Alas, this is too nuanced, and thus impossible. Trying will not result in the narrow thing that would protect us. Instead, trying turns the dial down which does harm everywhere, and also does harm within AI because the new rules will favor insiders and target mundane utility without guarding against danger, and the harms you do elsewhere inhibit sane behavior. Thus, the correct thing to do is shout Yay Progress from the rooftops, by whatever means are effective. One must think in terms of the effects of the rhetoric on the dial and the vibe, not on whether the individual points track underlying physical reality. Caring about individual points and how they relate to physical reality, in this model, is completely missing the point. This doesn't imply there is nothing to be done to reduce extinction risks. Tyler Cowen in particular has supported at least technical private efforts to do this. Perhaps people in National Security or high in government, or various others who could help, could have their minds changed in good directions that would let us do nuanced useful things. But such efforts must be done quietly, among the cognoscenti and behind the scenes, a la ‘secret congress.' While I find this model incomplete, and wish for higher epistemic standards throughout, I agree that in practice this single Dial of Progress somewhat exists. Also Yay Progress. Robin Hanson explicitly endorses the maximalist Yay Progress position, expecting human extinction but considering the alternative even worse. This post fleshes out the model, its implications, and my view of both. Consider a Dial What if, like the metaphorical single light of science, there was also a single knob of (technological, scientific, economic) progress? Collectively, the sum of little decisions, the lever is moved. If we turn the dial up, towards Yay Progress, we get more progress. If we turn the dial down, towards Boo Progress, we get less progress. As the dial is turned up, people are increasingly empowered to do a wide variety of useful and productive things, without ...

Boomer & Gio
NCAA Ratings; Pitch Clock; How's Kyrie Doing? Mickelson On His Masters Reception

Boomer & Gio

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2023 36:53


Hour 3: The NCAA Championship was the lowest rated ever, while the women had the highest rated for them. We also talked more about the pitch clock in MLB. Boomer loves it moving along. Jerry returns for an update and has audio from Howie Rose and Max Scherzer's rough stretch of back to back to back homeruns. Buck Showalter talked about the Mets being shutout for two straight games. The Yankees lost to the Phillies and didn't even come close to getting anything going until the ninth inning. Jerry went around the NBA including what's been going on with the Mavericks since Kyrie Irving joined the team. Phil Mickelson talked about the reception he's getting at the Masters. Gio thinks he's embracing the villain look. The Devils beat the Penguins. Stephen A. Smith was on with Steven Colbert talking about his contract negotiations. In the final segment of the hour, we talked about Brandon Tierney half assing his Five Borough Bike Tour commitment. We also have to make our Masters picks at some point. We are picking 5 people to win it all.

Boomer & Gio
Boomer & Gio Podcast

Boomer & Gio

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2023 154:40


Hour 1: The Mets lost to the Brewers 9-0 after losing 10-0 the day before. Max Scherzer looked terrible, giving up back to back to back home runs. Gio is concerned that Scherzer is ‘Tom Glavine 2.0'. And Pete Alonso and Francisco Lindor have both disappeared offensively. Is it too early to panic? Boomer is excited the Knicks got the fifth seed and have a better record than the Nets. Jerry is here for his first update and starts with audio from the back to back to back homeruns that Max Scherzer gave up. Buck Showalter said he had pretty good stuff but just made a few bad pitches. The Yankees lost to the Phillies and gave up a couple homeruns. We also talked about the struggles of Aaron Hicks. The Jonas Brothers joined the broadcast to talk about their upcoming concert and they got to call an Anthony Volpe single. Manny Machado was thrown out of a game in the first inning for arguing a pitch clock strikeout. Tony Kemp of the A's gets a celebratory ice worder bath and he is freezing. Rumors abound that Bill Belichick is shopping Mac Jones. This according to Chris Simms. In the final segment of the hour, we talked about the upcoming 5 Borough Bike Tour that Boomer & Gio are doing. Brandon Tierney has not really raised much money and doesn't seem very interested in it.  Hour 2: Aaron Rodgers has still not been traded to the Jets. There are rumors of another team in the mix but Boomer doesn't think that's happening. It's not how business is done in the NFL. Gio got an anonymous letter saying the Niners are in the mix for Aaron Rodgers. Boomer is not an anonymous source and he is telling you what's happening and there is no other team involved, just the Jets and the Packers. Jerry returns for an update and starts with the Yankees losing to the Phillies. Aaron Boone and Aaron Judge talked about the pitching they faced. The Mets were shutout for the second straight game in Milwaukee. Max Scherzer gave up five runs. The Nets lost to the Timberwolves in Brooklyn. Jerry goes around the NBA from last night. Caitlin Clark was on ESPN and said runners up shouldn't go to the White House. Tiger Woods talked about the Masters and how he doesn't know how many more he has left. The Devils beat the Penguins 5-1 in NJ. In the final segment of the hour, we talked about Phil Mickelson and the Masters. Fred Couples called Phil a ‘nut bag'.  Hour 3: The NCAA Championship was the lowest rated ever, while the women had the highest rated for them. We also talked more about the pitch clock in MLB. Boomer loves it moving along. Jerry returns for an update and has audio from Howie Rose and Max Scherzer's rough stretch of back to back to back homeruns. Buck Showalter talked about the Mets being shutout for two straight games. The Yankees lost to the Phillies and didn't even come close to getting anything going until the ninth inning. Jerry went around the NBA including what's been going on with the Mavericks since Kyrie Irving joined the team. Phil Mickelson talked about the reception he's getting at the Masters. Gio thinks he's embracing the villain look. The Devils beat the Penguins. Stephen A. Smith was on with Steven Colbert talking about his contract negotiations. In the final segment of the hour, we talked about Brandon Tierney half assing his Five Borough Bike Tour commitment. We also have to make our Masters picks at some point. We are picking 5 people to win it all.  Hour 4: Max Scherzer sucked at the end of last year and is off to a bad start so far this year. Gio said he is the face of Steve Cohen's big money Mets. His last four starts have been terrible according to Boomer. The Mets have been outscored 19-0 in two games in Milwaukee. And Francisco Lindor and Pete Alonso have been invisible as well. Is Max Scherzer just like Tom Glavine? Did we get him too late? Jerry returns for an update but first Brandon Tierney comes into the studio to defend himself. Gio was saying he was half assing his commitment to the bike tour. Max Scherzer and the Mets looked bad against the Brewers again last night. The Yankees lost to the Phillies and gave up a big HR to Kyle Schwarber. The Jonas Brothers were in the booth and had the call for Anthony Volpe's basehit. Isaiah Thomas was on the All The Smoke podcast and wants Michael Jordan to come on. Charles Oakley told Thomas that MJ has no interest in being his friend. The Nets lost to the Timberwolves in Brooklyn last night. In the final segment of the show, weather could be an issue at the Masters. John Elway is no longer involved with the Denver Broncos now that his contract has expired.

The Other Side of Midnight with Frank Morano
Live, Love, Lox | 03-06-2023

The Other Side of Midnight with Frank Morano

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2023 212:21


On tonight's edition of The Other Side of Midnight: Frank begins the show by talking about more people switching to part time work by choice and possibly getting solar panels for his house. Then, Frank discusses Steven Spielberg saying on Steven Colbert that he believes the U.S. government is hiding information on UFOs from the general public. After, Frank talks about the Wheel of Fortune contestant that didn't know what lox is and does his Commendations. Later, some talk about lifting the windshield wipers up on your car before a snowstorm, and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dirty Side of the Track
Race to the Finnish - A chat with Valtteri Bottas

Dirty Side of the Track

Play Episode Play 22 sec Highlight Listen Later Feb 11, 2023 54:24


Well this is hard for us to believe but this weeks episode features a chat with #Formula1 legend, Valtteri Bottas.As you know we are not journalists as this is a pod by fans for fans so we tried to mix up the kinda things we talked with him about. We cover his early days growing up in Finland, F1 highlights, favorite meme he has been in, and also life away from #F1.  To cap it all off he then becomes the latest guest to take on the 100 Seconds of DRS.Episode running order:1) 00:00 News & SocialVideos referred to:First Fire-up for 2023 Car. Ferrari. 34 seconds. If you thought livery launches were dumb, then avoid this completely. https://youtu.be/8j2nWjRWqskSearching for... Oscar's First Day. McLaren (in partnership with Google). 5 mins. Kinda fun. Excited for Oscar. But the bar is high given the Alpine Piasco https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH3XUYHq3i4 Alex Albon and Logan Sargeant REACT to the FW45!. Sky Sports F1. Quick interview wiht Will Buxton and Alex and Logan. 5 mins - It's OK. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6-5a4zFqU0 “Drive to Survive” Helped Put Formula 1 Racing on the Map - Daniel Ricciardo. Late Show with Steven Colbert. Was fine. 7 mins. Good interview, but colbert just knows so little about F1. Coulda been better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3qmBUCeIHQJimmy Fallon, Jim Farley and Sergio “Checo” Pérez Race Go-Karts in Partnership with Ford | The Tonight Show. 6 mins. DONT EVEN WATCH. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob7PonWBWvE2) 14:10 Our chat with #ValtteriBottas3) 39:24 The #100SecondsofDRS with Valtteri4) 41:48 Our thoughts on the chat + #SapStats Valtteri Edition5) 50:37 Next Weeks show6) 52:08 Play out to superb Valtteri song done by Andy https://youtu.be/MCcArhiy9PEThe other two songs we referred to by Andy are:Thanks to Pit-Lane Paul https://youtu.be/kg5uWGqjYFISandwich Rant Remix https://youtu.be/NIeoD7JCQP8If you want to sign up then get in touch via our social channels all of which can be found over at our website https://www.dirtysideofthetrack.comWe are excited to launch our Discord server so use this invite link to join us https://discord.gg/XCyemDdzGBDirty Side of the Trackis hosted on Buzzsprout https://www.buzzsprout.com/

On Air with Brandon Jay
Los Angeles Comedian and Recording Artist Marc Gordon speaks about Thoughts & Prayers

On Air with Brandon Jay

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2022 24:43


Los Angeles based Comedian and Recording Artist Marc Gordon stops by the show to discuss his latest EP project "Thoughts and Prayers" along with his views on current events in society. Marc Gordon masterfully developed a comedic music video to voice a clear message for change. While Marc has always shared an interest for politics, he also knew that the best way to have your message heard is not always the most ordinary. Marc is combining his extraordinary talents in comedy, music, and production to create a powerful message for mass visibility, attention, and a need for change. Marc's mission is to use comedy to create awareness and educate people on the reality of politics and to remove that blindfold when voting. Marc is a strong believer of inspiring change collectively, "we all have to come together in order to make changes." He is hoping to use his platform much like: Howard Stern, Steven Colbert, Trevor Noah, Seth Meyers, Bill Maher, to name a few.​ We caught up with Marc Gordon and here is what he had to say about Trump, the Republican Party and his new video… He has written and produced a 5-song Hip Hop and EDM EP, "Thoughts & Prayers". The title track of the album, "Thoughts & Prayers" is a protest song in the style of "Rage Against the Machine" about the rising gun violence in schools. The song calls out politicians for their inaction while taking large sums of money from the NRA. Marc hopes the album will raise money and awareness against gun violence. The rest of the album is focused on storytelling. "I am an Artist" is an introspective track about the struggles and importance of constantly creating material", said Marc Gordon. Marc Gordon, who gave insights into other songs on his EP, noted that "Not on the List" parodies a typical night in Los Angeles where people often end up at clubs without being able to get in because they haven't been put on a list. Marc Gordon said that "Virtual Reality" takes you on an immersive ride into the fantasy world of VR. #podcast #trump #trumpnews #cannabis #cannabiscommunity #cannabisculture #cannabispodcast #marcgordon #new #newmusic #news For more info follow Marc Gordon on Instagram @marcsgordon

Angry Americans with Paul Rieckhoff
180. Bradley Whitford. Milo Ventimiglia. Arian Moayed. The Stars Of ‘The Handmaid's Tale‘, ‘Succession' and ‘This Is Us' Up Close and Personal. Special Summer Bonus Content Episode.

Angry Americans with Paul Rieckhoff

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2022 31:35


This is a time for stars to shine. And the biggest stars of all, are also the helpers.  The helpers continue to emerge. After Uvalde. After Highland Park. After every Jan 6 hearing. The helpers are out there. And we've had some big stars of our own on this show. Sarah Jessica Parker. Steven Colbert. John Bernthal.  And three in particular that are at the top of their game on three of the biggest shows in America.  Last week we heard from some of the country's leading voices on what it means to be an independent in America. This week we're going to bring you a peek under the hood and a little deeper insight into some of the biggest names we've heard from on the show. From Bradley Whitford to Milo Venitmiglia to Arian Moayed they've all stood on the biggest stages imaginable and when their moment's came, their star's shined bright. They forged their own paths and preserved in one of the most brutal arenas that exists. Hollywood. And so in this episode we'll hear from these iconic actors as they share a few of the things that make them tick in these behind the scenes bonus clips. If you're a Patreon supporter you might have heard these (definitely worth listening to again!). If you're not, you should be. Either way, they're a great listen and a perfect quick hit preview of our Patreon bonus content. Get the full versions of the following episodes wherever you get your podcasts or at the links below: Episode 134: Bradley Whitford Episode 135: Milo Ventimiglia Episode 137: Arian Moayed -Get extra content, connect with guests, attend exclusive events, get merch discounts and support this critical show that speaks truth to power by joining our IA community on Patreon.  Every episode of Independent Americans hosted by Paul Rieckhoff (@PaulRieckhoff) breaks down the most important news stories–and offers light to contrast the heat of other politics and news shows. It's independent content for independent Americans. Always with a unique focus on national security, foreign affairs and military and veterans issues. In these trying times especially, Independent Americans is your trusted place for independent news, politics, inspiration and hope. Stay vigilant, America. And grab a vacation when you can. -Check out Rieckhoff's America! Playlist mentioned on the show.  -Find us on social media or www.IndependentAmericans.us.  -Check the hashtag #LookForTheHelpers on Twitter. And share yours.  -Also check out new episodes of other Righteous Media podcasts including the B Dorm Podcast, The Firefighters Podcast with Rob Serra and Uncle Montel - The OG of Weed.  Independent Americans is powered by Righteous Media. Righteous is an independent, American, Veteran-owned and led content company.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Chris Plante Show
6-20 Hour 2 - Colbert's Mini Insurrection

The Chris Plante Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2022 37:43


In hour 2, guest host Mike Opelka talks about the arrest of a film crew sent by Steven Colbert to the capital, who hid until the building was closed and were arrested filming after hours.  Will they be locked up in solitary with no word on how long they'll be kept there?  Also it's Juneteenth (observed)! For more coverage on the issues that matter to you download the WMAL app, visit WMAL.com or tune in live on WMAL-FM 105.9 from 9:00am-12:00pm Monday-Friday. To join the conversation, check us out on twitter @WMAL and @ChrisPlanteShow See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Howie Carr Radio Network
Colbert's Cronies Should get Fair Treatment - 6.20.22 - Hour 2

The Howie Carr Radio Network

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2022 39:25


Howie calls for the same treatment for Steven Colbert's insurrectionists who got arrested at the Capitol as those head for the January 6th protest. Plus Trump promises not to ever ride a bicycle.

The Gist
Best Of The Gist: Special Guest…Mike Pesca!

The Gist

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2022 34:37


On this week's special weekend edition of The Gist, we listen back to Mike's February 15, 2017 interview with then Executive Producer of CBS's The Late Show with Steven Colbert, Chris Licht. We're replaying his interview, because this past week, Chris left that job for a very high-profile one as the head honcho at CNN. Also on the show, a 17-minute excerpt from Mike's February 20, 2022 interview with Meghan Daum, host of The Unspeakable Podcast. But here's the twist…Pesca is the interviewee! He and Daum discuss his early career at NPR and the current state of newsrooms in a polarized political climate. Produced by Joel Patterson and Corey Wara Email us at thegist@mikepesca.com To advertise on the show, visit: https://advertisecast.com/TheGist  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices