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Could you survive an apocalypse? Have you ever thought the possibility of other dimensions? Do you have a kink for buttholes or just enjoy having unadulterated talks while drunk? From realistic to unrealistic topics, funny and dumb, playful stories to serious murders, our brains and mouths are on overdrive. Just two dudes talking about things that keep you up at night while we’re either drunk or sober.

Jesus Perez and Rudy Robles


    • Mar 28, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 8m AVG DURATION
    • 49 EPISODES


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    The Government Wants Our Money

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2023 60:14


    How far does the government go to help its citizens? Are the people in France justified for their riots? Can that happen here in the U.S? When will it..if it does...? Why are some people obsessed with "big booty goth latinas"? Jesus and Rudy dive into the financial chaotic topics that are happening to veterans in the United States as well as discuss some of what is going with the riots in France.

    Space Milf Spotted - Is Love Making A Comeback in the Final Frontier?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2023 63:58


    Jesus and Rudy dive into each others relationships and ask each other a list controversial questions. Gpt4 is mentioned, as well as the new space mothership that is possibly in our solar system.

    Operation Wet****, One of America's Shameful Pasts

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2023 51:23


    Welcome back, folks! Today on Dudes vs Everything, we're diving into a dark corner of history with a topic that's sure to leave you feeling both shocked and disgusted. We're talking about "Operation Wetback" - a covert government initiative in 1954 aimed at forcibly removing Mexicans from the United States.

    Gen Z Ghosts Haunt the Stanley Hotel

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2023 60:16


    Ghosts...ghouls...gen z ghosts that stayed behind on purpose to haunt...buttholes? Will the mcrib ever return? How hungry do you think ghosts become? We tell the story of the haunted Stanley Hotel as well as bring along some unwanted traumatic memories from our childhood.

    Back From Hiatus...Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2023 35:58


    We've been away for far too long now.. Welcome back to the DvE Universe with the first episode of 2023, which is also the first episode of season 6 now!..(yeah we're still doing seasons, f**k off lol). This episode brings us back around together with y'all and we go into some recent events and share our opinions on a short variety of topics.

    Connected Minds Highway

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2022 73:00


    Welcome to another great episode in the DvE Universe. This episode we talk about how Rudy is so upset at the gaming industry, Jesus' theory on our brains being connected, and the public transportation system. This episode is also episode four of season 5 but is the 44th addition to the series. Enjoy!

    Are We Humans Weaponized?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2022 54:21


    It has become quite dark, and dark fast in today's world so jump right into this episode to shed some light onto your beautiful day here in the hectic Dudes Vs Everything universe. We talk about certain news events, how were affected, our minds, and many more topics.

    Deep Space Penetration

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2022 80:17


    Welcome back, everyone....martians or other planetary people out there.. we get into some space topics all the way through a man's mental health. The VA isn't such a nightmare either, but neither is going back to college. Listen to see wazzzuuppp.

    The Zesty Hooligans are backk

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2022 52:48


    This year round.... theyre back... bigger, and better than ever. It's been a hefty few months but the monkey duo is back with the first episode of 2022!

    S4 Ep 4 - Gaming Cults and Sexy Ai

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2021 85:55


    Cults in video games!? AI SEX ROOMS!? VIRTUAL BEANS!? The dark mysterious possibilities are endless! Tune in to this episode to catch up on everything you missed about cults, MMO's and sexy AI robots! Also, we shortly discuss us leaving the army and the future of Dudes VS Everything. Thank you! Support this podcast

    S4 Ep 3 - Tony Russo Interview | Expanding Our Minds | Megasode!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2021 117:16


    We have a special guest this time.. but no regular guest. an author.. a gentleman... A megasode where we dive into theology, morals, ethics, right and wrongs, the online cult, the multi universe theory, murders, and much much more in this 2 hour special. This is the first of many professional interviews and you do not want to miss out!! Support this podcast

    Minisode 5 - Wet Wednesday | Parentless Activities

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2021 39:56


    Surprise... Surprise...we caught you lacking and now you're soggier than an oyster..or whatever the saying is! This minisode we talk about getting high with our mothers, getting out of the Army, tattoos, fatherless and motherless activities, and a few other things that are a sure way to crackle (laughing) central! Support this podcast

    S4 Ep 2 - Satanic Panic! From the Pacific to the Atlantic | Hail Satan?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2021 89:17


    In this glorious and virtuous episode of satanic exploration we talk about the truth and troubles that modern Satanism has faced. But, it didn't just have troubles..it also had great achievements to modern culture. In addition, we mention some thoughts and opinions as well as a little bit about some people who made deals with the devil! Support this podcast

    S4 Ep 1 - The Scandalous Story of Hades

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2021 69:44


    Welcome back to the DvE Multiverse!.....We're taking all of you down to Hades with us..dunn dunn dunn no but forreal though Rudy gets real in depth about the story of Hades and how we came about and the scandalous side stories that were dragged with him. Jesus introduces y'all to the new quality that's being brought upon in this season as well. Support this podcast

    S3 E8 - We Are Mastronautz - Season Finale

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2021 71:10


    Season 3 is ending now with this episode...dunn dun dunnn... Today we dwell into the mysteries of time, space, and gravity...As well as the mysteries of our reality and comprehension. Let us fuck you........consensually in the mind.......no condom

    Minisode 4 - Wants and Needs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2021 32:42


    We discuss our excitement of getting our new camcorder that we will probably be returning now because it wasn't all that great in the end and we were lied to...BUT more importantly we discuss what it means to have wants and needs and what those differences are. Enjoy! Support this podcast

    S3 Ep 7 - The Tomorrow War...Today

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2021 59:39


    The Tomorrow War...SPOILER ALERT! Is such a thing really possible in our reality and timeline or is it always just going to be a fiction and a figment of your imagination... Jesus gets into the details of it all and questions life... Rudy has his soft topics and they hit hard. Support this podcast

    Minisode 3 - Welcome to the DvE Multiverse

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2021 31:30


    Ayo we just bought some new shit and we bringing up old shit and we spent a lot of money for you heathens. we love you (insert k

    S3 Ep 6 - Human Curiosity & the psychology of Violence Leads to.......

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2021 82:51


    What's up all you people, this week brings upon two guests with us and the soft topic discussions that are currently trending in our brain. Is violence in our blood and/or are we addicted to it? Can we be cured? Test your theories and opinions with us this episode and ask yourself "why do we choose to survive?". Support this podcast

    Minisode 2 - June 5th Live from a park in Seattle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2021 25:22


    On June 5th, 2021 we went on a little weekend adventure and decided to hit up a few places in Seattle. We visited the graves of both Bruce and Brandon Lee. Later this same night we decided to record this little episode in a random park. The craziest thing of this night was that we ended up interviewing some crack heads. Support this podcast

    Minisode 1 - 4th of July

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2021 32:36


    Real quick wanted to say happy 4th of july to all you lovely peeps! Enjoy this little minisode and have yourself an amazing but safe weekend! Support this podcast

    DvE Trailer Seasons 1-3

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2021 0:31


    If this little 30 second trailer even remotely intrigues you then you'll definitely want to listen to more of our full episodes. Make sure to click to follow button to always stay up to date with us. Thanks for listening! Support this podcast

    S3 Ep 5 - You've been here before and its....Megasode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2021 106:19


    TRIGGER WARNING. In this episode we talk about dreams and all there is to do with us and them. but one thing stands out between us and your regular google search... listen to find out.. just know that there are moments where certain topics might be too much for you...there's your discretion advisory. We list facts, theories and what ifs! Support this podcast

    S3 Ep 4 - Chernobyl and Chill Megasode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2021 98:21


    Chernobyl...Radioactive... бобы... Welcome back, this time we're talking about the disaster that happpened 3 decades ago in russia and causes a huge collapse all around. many deaths occured but more so than than that....listen to find out! Support this podcast

    S3 Ep 3 - Monkey Brain Go Brrr

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2021 69:05


    This episode this time around was a little different. Though we're not scripted, usual we research a topic before talking about it. This time we didn't lol. We let our primitive brains and thoughts do the talking. Enjoy! Support this podcast

    S3 Ep2 Cults Series - The Children of God

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2021 84:14


    What's up all you degenerates. This episode is all about the cult surrounding the Children of God or aka the Family International. We also get into the darker secrets surrounding a couple other cults and certain situations. If you're human you will definitely want to listen to this episode. Support this podcast

    S3 Ep 1 - Presidential Emotional Death Theory

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2021 80:47


    Welcome back, and SURPRISE! YEAH....New Season lol here's episode 1 of that and its a freaking great one. There's emotion, death, presidential conspiracies, news and facts that recently came out. You're going to want to listen and listen hard. Support this podcast

    S2 Ep 11 - Sex and Us in the Porn Industry

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2021 63:33


    Special memorial day weekend episode where we talk about our personal sex lives as well as the porn industry and its effects on society. Support this podcast

    Dinosaurs, ToxiCITY, Games and Brain Downloads part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2021 60:11


    Need we say more than what our title is?! Can you imagine a modern world where dinosaurs still live amongst us? It may be a possibility! You must also remember and keep in mind that when we speak sometimes we are coming hard out of the toxic city central. Rudy gets into the gaming industry and we try to download our brains! This episode is split in two parts. Enjoy! Support this podcast

    Dinosaurs, ToxiCITY, Games and Brain Downloads part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2021 69:24


    Need we say more than what our title is?! Can you imagine a modern world where dinosaurs still live amongst us? It may be a possibility! You must also remember and keep in mind that when we speak sometimes we are coming hard out of the toxic city central. Rudy gets into the gaming industry and we try to download our brains! This episode is split in two parts. Enjoy! Support this podcast

    S2 Ep8 - Anniversary Special! People, Happiness, Monsters... Part 2/2

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2021 101:00


    Part 2 of this yearly special. A continuum of emotions is spread across yours and we dive into, not buttholes, but into each and what you and everything means to us. Also we are very drunk. Support this podcast

    S2 Ep7 - Anniversary Special! People, Happiness, Monsters... Part 1/2

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2021 53:32


    Pokemon..People...And the Pursuit of happiness. These things are some of the many mind spreading topics mentioned in this drunken special. This special is split in two parts for your convenience and pleasure. Support this podcast

    S2 Ep6 - Russian Clone Wars and Foot Fetishes

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2021 93:18


    What's going on on another great day! Do YOU have a foot fetish??? Do you want to have one? What if you were forced to train your brain to develop a sexaul fetish for feet? The Russians are talking about wanting to create and clone 3000 ancient Scythian warriors! Support this podcast

    S2 EP5 - Men's Health Advocacy And Alzheimers

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2021 112:17


    What's good all you beautiful degenerates?! This time around we get around and get through some general things about men's health and touch real quick on alzheimers awareness. This is part 1 of many episodes that will be talking about men's health. We have a couple guests join us as well as talk about some personal experiences. Support this podcast

    S2 Ep 4 - Earth 2.0...Exoplanets Be Bussssinn

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2021 75:29


    Todays episodes we get in get in pretty deep and gassy on the new discoveries made recently as well as what that means for humanity! Science is crazy but what's crazier is what is going on outside of our solar system! Support this podcast

    S2 Ep 3 - Sleepwalking Murders

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2021 71:15


    Do you really know what happens when YOU close your eyes and decide to sleep? Or are you living in an assumed reality that you enter in and out of when you dream? Who knows...maybe you've killed someone in your sleep and don't know it. OR maybe you do know and you're part of the small percentage of people that have committed this heinous crime. Support this podcast

    S2 Ep 2 - Chipping your Smooth Brain With Monké

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2021 70:20


    This episode is all about the future and what possibilities are held with chipping your brain with Neuralink. We go into the new developments that have recently come up as well as monkeys. Yes. Monkey's. Support this podcast

    S2 Ep 1 - The Incredulous Paradox of......

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2021 99:55


    Have you been here already? Have you read this before? How many times will it take for you to perfect your life?..... Or is your life just a fraction of everyone else's life? are we all connected... You have always been and always will be but at the same time you never have and never will be... Welcome to Dudes Vs Everything and this is the first episode of Season 2.. We talk about time travel, space, and everything involving it... or maybe not. Listen to find out Support this podcast

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    Season 1 Finale - 12am Gas Station Crack While Wine Drunk

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2021 68:12


    Hey all you sexy degenerates, this episode comes to you randomly on this day at this time. This episodes marks the end of our first season and pre-beginning of season 2 of Dudes Vs Everything. Support this podcast

    April Fools Spectacular Therapy - Skinwalkers and Mothman!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2021 66:01


    Not to be sus or anything but we get real down and dirty in your ears this April Fools day as we talk about the Skinwalkers and Skinwalker ranch located in Utah. Also, we mention details of the mythical Mothman. Support this podcast

    The Washington Green River Killer!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2021 82:10


    Our first official serial killer episode. Tackling on the notorious and legendary Washington Green River Killer, Gary Ridgway. We go on talking about his life and what led him to his murders throughout the last few several decades. Support this podcast

    St Patrick's Day Special - Could You Survive An Apocalypse?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2021 62:56


    Helllllooo you gorgeous being reading this! Tonight we talk about a scrumptious series of possible events that would or could possibly lead to the apocalypse and end of the human race as we know it! Support this podcast

    I identify as a GHOST

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2021 60:58


    You ever wonder what its like to be a ghost? Ghost stories from texas and from washington state with a side of bacon, interracial and interdimensional talk. Also International Women's Day! Support this podcast

    How Would YOU Kill?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2021 59:09


    Tonight's episode brings about a series of wtf would you do if you had to kill someone and how. Also, We venture into certain events brought on by an angry Mormon con artist. Support this podcast

    HOLES…and DATING real talk…Drunk shenanigans….

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2020 132:06


    Shame, regret, and funny experiences, as well as serious thoughts and topics taken and picked from each of our brains. First half of this episode is theory based and sci-fi like and the other half is all about dating. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app (https://anchor.fm/app) Support this podcast

    Dimensions and Us....

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2020 49:24


    What's up guys, in this episode we discuss, drunkenly, about what we know and think about the multi dimensional theory as well as universes, ON TOP of also talking about baby hitler and what could have been if certain events never happened. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app (https://anchor.fm/app) Support this podcast

    Bermuda TriANGLES, food INdustry, illumiNAUGHTY

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2020 65:01


    I'm this episode we drunkenly discuss all we know about the legendary Bermuda Triangle, the food industry, and the Illuminati. We mention how things are connected and what plausible theory's exist. We started this sobered and ended this very drunk. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app (https://anchor.fm/app) Support this podcast

    Journey to the center of what the fuck is going on!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2020 63:45


    Alright alright alright in this episode we journey down to the center of wtf is going on inside of earth and outside of it. Talking about, mole people, the hollow earth theory, megalodon, sirens and mermaids and more! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app (https://anchor.fm/app) Support this podcast

    Episode 1. Aliens...big foot..buttholes?!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2020 52:39


    Here in our very first introduction, we talk about aliens, big foot, and buttholes! Aliens have been huge news in recent times and big foot is always relevant as well buttholes. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app (https://anchor.fm/app) Support this podcast

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