Empire Wreckers

Terror on Coruscant! A charity banquet hosted by the Senators of the Republic has been the target of a brutal attack by a deranged Dark Jedi.Moonlighting as an improvised comedy troupe, a group of undercover SBI Agents sprung into action, saving the lives of many senators, and Chancellor Palpatine himself.Vowing to honor the heroism of his saviors, Palpatine has arranged for the squad to receive a special gift - the return of their lightsabers from their time with the Jedi Order....Support the show

Subterfuge and betrayal! As the Clone Wars rage across the galaxy, none can be trusted as friends become enemies, enemies become friends, and even the Jedi Knights cannot be trusted.During their missions to root out Jedi corruption, a team of SBI agents received dire warnings - visions of Jedi usurping the Republic's governors, and rumors of Sith infiltration of the Senate.Seeking advice, the agents confided in the masters of the Almas Academy, who promised aid in exchange for discretion about their controversial activities....Support the show

The dead rest! After being tasked to track down the rogue Jedi Jerec, SBI agents formerly of the Jedi Service Corps rediscovered the ancient Valley of the Jedi.Finding Jerec deep within the valley, Chris Saunt was struck by visions of the future, foretelling the fall of the Republic if Jerec's evil schemes should be foiled.Foiling his evil schemes, the SBI agents stripped Jerec of the Force and freed the spirits trapped within the valley....Support the show

The Jedi Order is in turmoil. Following the outbreak of the Great Clone Wars, the guardians of peace and justice have accepted a new role as Generals in the Republic Army.While many Jedi fight valiantly, the death toll is high, and not all Jedi are prepared for such violence. Those that survive may become hardened, or retreat from the violence and the eyes of the Republic altogether.Keeping a watchful eye on these wayward Jedi are the agents of the SBI's Inquiry Division, who use their unique skills to ensure that the power of the Jedi is used correctly....Support the show

Chaos and Corruption! As the Clone Wars burn across the galaxy, worlds are thrown into disarray and the hearts of heroes are being tested.The once noble Jedi Knights have become generals and soldiers, and their trade has changed from diplomacy to death.Keeping careful watch on the souls of the powerful warrior wizards is the Inquiry Division of the SBI, staffed with those who have the courage and strength to stand up to any Jedi who might stray from their duty....Support the show

The Clone Wars have begun. On innumerable worlds across the stars, the manufactured armies of the Galactic Republic and the Confederacy of Independent Systems are doing battle against each other for the fate of the Republic.Led by the valiant Jedi Knights, the Republic's Grand Army has begun to relentlessly hunt the evil Separatist commanders and foil their schemes.Should any of the Jedi falter in their mission, the Inquiry Division of the SBI stands ready to dispatch specialists to ensure that peace and justice are upheld throughout the galaxy....Support the show

The galaxy is in crisis. After the discovery of weapons of mass destruction on the desert planet Geonosis, the Republic launched an invasion using its new Clone Army, triggering the first galactic war in a thousand years.Hoping to avoid endless casualties, Jedi Master Hallan Krintu secretly took a group of explorers from the Jedi Service Corps to find a lost planet whose legendary waters could heal any injury to the body, mind, or spirit.Finding the waters corrupted by a centuries of misuse, Hallan tried to attack the planet's inhabitants, only to be stopped by his exploration group, who are now taking him back to Coruscant for treatment....Support the show

The Clone Wars have begun! Following an explosive battle on Geonosis, Jedi Knights across the galaxy have been called to serve as commanders in the Republic's Grand Clone Army.Sneaking off before being ordered to the front lines, Exploration Group 6-B of the Jedi Service Corps embarked on a mission of their own, seeking the mythical planet Bimmis, whose waters are said to cure injuries of the body, mind, and spirit.Finding a map to the planet inside a sunken, pirate-controlled temple, the group and their Jedi Captain now make their way to the lost planet of eternal life....Support the show

There is unrest in the Galactic Senate. Several thousand solar systems have declared their intentions to leave the Republic.This separatist movement, under the leadership of the mysterious Count Dooku, has made it difficult for the limited number of Jedi Knights tomaintain peace and order in the galaxy.But the Knights are not alone, and are bolstered by the Jedi Service Corps, a contingent of explorers, teachers, healers, and farmers who will have their own role to play in the conflict to come....Support the show

Freedom is at hand! After running afoul of the Bounty Hunter's Guild and finding themselves in a Deck of high value targets, the Empire Wreckers are on the verge of returning to anonymity.Discovering that their old droid Rusty is the Deck's Dealer, the crew of the Chrome Cock have tracked him to Kessel - now home to the mysterious Shard.With a powerful ancient artifact in hand, the gang has made a tenuous alliance with the Shard, earning them safe passage through the tempestuous Akkadese Maelstrom....Support the show

Time is running out for the Empire Wreckers. After assassinating the Supreme Chancellor of the Galactic Republic, the crew of the Chrome Cock found themselves confronted by two Jedi Masters who sought their end.Convincing the Jedi Grandmaster Kurban that Sonia Velsing was not all she seemed, the fugitives spilled the beans about the assassination to Kurban, who parted ways with them to investigate Maz Kanata and the Mandalorians.Now seeking a way to Kessel to intercept the deranged Velsing, the crew of the Chrome Cock reunites with their ship safely away from prying eyes....Support the show

The Republic is in mourning. The supreme chancellor of the Republic has been assassinated on the 132nd anniversary of the Republic's reformation after the war with the Sith.The young king of Naboo, initially believed to be the gunman, has been cleared of all wrongdoing after his wherabouts were confirmed at the time of the incident.Now the mysterious assassin is the target of a galaxywide manhunt, and all travel to the Republic capitol of Coruscant has been heavily restricted....Support the show

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The plot thickens! More than a century after the defeat of the Sith at Ruusan, the Jedi Order have returned to their role as the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, keeping a watchful vigil for the return of their enemy.Ensuring the Jedi maintain their place of power is an underworld bounty list known as The Deck, which targets powerful Force users who exist outside the Jedi's domain.Targeted by the deck themselves, the Empire Wreckers seek the identity of the deck's dealer, following clues that appear to be leading them towards the most powerful Jedi of all....Support the Show.

Danger lurks in the Jedi Order. More than a century after the defeat of the Sith, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy keep a watchful eye out for the rise of their enemies, old and new.Turning her sights to the galactic underworld Jedi Master Sonia Velsing seeks the identity of The Dealer, a mysterious indivdual who's deck of bounties is targeting Force sensitive individuals.To aid her in her quest, the Jedi Councilor has deputized the Empire Wreckers as her squires, as it seems they have also been made targets of the deck's master....Support the Show.

The price of betrayal! After attacking their fellow bounty hunters, the Empire Wreckers have found themselves with a price on their own heads, and they certainly can't afford to pay it.Searching for the identity of the mysterious creator of the bounty list known as The Deck, the crew of the Chrome Cock sought the aid of mystics who showed them a prophecy pointing towards the Jedi order.Infiltrating the Jedi with the aid of baby Yoda, the Wreckers allied themselves with a headstrong Jedi who herself was looking for evidence that the order's grandmaster was up to some shady shit....Support the Show.

Baby's day out! After turning against their fellow bounty hunters on Coruscant, the Empire Wreckers fled the planet to protect a dark ally, and have now become targets themselves.Searching for a way to get their bounty removed, the Empire Wreckers sought the advice of witches and prophets, and have now set their sights on the Jedi Order as the source of their misery.Stealing a force-sensitive infant named Yoda from the menagerie of a Neimoidian collector, the crew of the "Chrome" Cock now return to Coruscant, hoping that the wretched little creature will be their ticket inside the Jedi's sacred temple....Support the Show.

Quest for the power baby! After running afoul of the bounty hunter's guild, the Empire Wreckers now seek the identity of the Dealer of The Deck, a mysterious individual who is responsible for bounties against powerful Force sensitive individuals.Visiting a prophet of Voss, the crew of the Chrome Cock learned clues that point to the Dealer being a member of the Jedi Council, cloistered away in the temple on Coruscant.In an attempt to gain access to the temple, the Wreckers now seek to deliver unto them a child so powerful in the force that he would be irresistible to Order so desperately seeking to get their hands on the next generation....Support the Show.

Visions of the future! After breaking the sacred rules of the Bounty Hunters Guild, the Empire Wreckers have gone on the run, and are sought after by the galaxy's soldiers of fortune.Seemingly on a mysterious bounty list known as The Deck, the crew of the Chrome Cock  have taken refuge with another target from the list: Malmourral, an ancient Witch of Dathomir.Hoping to learn the identity of the Dealer of the Deck, the Wreckers sought the aid of a prophet of Voss, and now return to Nar Shaddaa with clues to their battle yet to come....Support the Show.

Betrayal in the underworld! As the Empire Wreckers find themselves in a new time, they also find themselves with new enemies.Turning to bounty hunting to help them rebuild their lost wealth, the smooth-brained bandits then threw away their best opportunity for riches by attacking their fellow hunters.Now with their old allies turned against them, the crew of the no-longer Chrome Cock flee to Nar Shaddaa, into the waiting arms of a devious witch of Dathomir....Support the Show.

Deceit and Subterfuge! After escaping from more than a century of stasis, the Empire Wreckers have found themselves in a peaceful future, where the galaxy is once again led by a powerful Republic.With no money and no history, the former mercenary pirates have become bounty hunters to make ends meet, only to have the tables turned when a failed assassination saw a bounty placed on their heads instead.Using ancient Gree technology to secure lookalike corpses, the duplicitous delinquents have returned to the planet Karazak to settle their bounty, and claim their original prize....Support the Show.

The Empire Wreckers are in trouble. After aiding their former barmaid in a scheme to take control of a castle full of Republic treasures, the former barkeeps of Taris have found themselves catapulted into the future.More than a century after the end of the war with the Sith, the galaxy has returned to a state of peace, and the Empire Wreckers have turned to bounty hunting to help them overcome their inflation-induced poverty.After a botched assassination job, the crew of the Chrome Cock now flee the slavers of Karazak with cargo hold full of living merchandise....Support the show

It is a dangerous time in the galaxy. More than a century after the defeat of the Sith, the Jedi Order is still recovering from the losses incurred during the great war.As the Jedi work to rebuild their institution, individuals on scattered worlds discover the power of the Force without guidance or teaching, and some fall prey to its dark side.Those who make an enemy of themselves are added to a secret bounty list, and targeted by the galaxy's most dangerous and ruthless mercenaries....Support the show

The Empire Wreckers have returned to the galaxy. Skipping more than a century inside a stasis chamber, the former pirates of the Sith Wars have entered a more civilized age.Finding themselves in the midst of a galactic fuel shortage caused by their previous words and deeds, the Wreckers have stolen a fuel freighter from the mining guild, narrowly avoiding Republic intervention.Now the amoral morons return to the shadowport on the seas of Darkknell, ready to trade their ill gotten gains for upgrades to their ill gotten plane....Support the show

It has been over a century since the end of the great war with the Sith, and the Republic has begun an era of peace.Explorers chart forgotten starlanes and diplomats extend olive branches to distant worlds, seeking to repair the damage done by a millennia of war.However, lurking in the dark corners of the galaxy, there are those who shun the common good, and seek only plunder for themselves and their unquenchable fantasies....Support the show

It is a time of peace. Six score and twelve years after the final defeat of the Sith, the Galactic Republic has entered a new golden age.The order of Jedi Knights, once a fearsome clan of warriors, has retired into their new role of peacekeepers, though many ancient Jedi are still vigilant against the return of their ancient enemy.Taking advantage of the Republic's disarmament are the pirates of Takodana, led by their Queen Maz Kanata, and her allies from a time long thought past....Support the show

The galaxy burns in the fires of war. As Sith Warlords battle for dominance, a new figure has emerged and promised ultimate power to those who join him.Calling himself Darth Bane, this new Sith Lord has drawn the forces of darkness to the planet Ruusan, unknowingly plotting the doom of the Sith he considers pretenders to the throne.Hoping to wipe their enemies out in one final battle, the Galactic Republic has marshalled its forces to Ruusan as well, leaving many of its strongholds undefended....Support the show

The galaxy is on the brink of collapse. As the Republic struggles to defend itself against warring Sith empires, pirate kings pillage undefended worlds across the stars.Among those pirates are the crew of the Slippery Swallow, former barkeeps of Taris who fled their home to escape the war and seek a better life.After impersonating the Count of Serenno in a high stakes card game, the Empire Wreckers now return to their brothel on the planet Sicemon to plan their next conquest....Support the show

War! What is it good for? Making lots of money. After fleeing the planet Taris and leaving behind their thriving business, the Empire Wreckers have become privateers working for the Republic.As their crew expands, the Outer Rimmer pirates have now acquired two ships, allowing them to double their money by doubling their workload.The Wreckers now return to the Jedi Temple on Devaron, custodian of a rescued Jedi and anticipating a reunion with the rest of their team....Support the show

The galaxy continues to be in turmoil. As a millennia of war drags on, the Galactic Republic has become a shadow of its former self, and the Lords of the Sith battle each other for dominance.Hoping to take advantage of the stife is the crew of the Slippery Swallow, a group of Outer Rimmer pirates who have set into motion a plan to steal the Republic's remaining treasures.Falling for a ruse while preparing for their heist, the Empire Wreckers must now recover from an encounter with a castle freak, and continue to plan for a ruse of their own....Support the show

The scam is afoot. After losing their home on Taris, the Empire Wreckers have become pirates, seeking fortune and glory among the stars.In their quest for riches, the crew of the Slippery Swallow have begun to take jobs for the failing Republic, working as privateers against the galaxy's nefarious forces.But the Outer Rimmer pirates have nefarious plans of their own, and have set into motion a plan to steal a hidden vault of immense value....Support the show

The spoils of war are ripe. After abandoning their life as bar owners on Taris, the Empire Wreckers joined up with the Outer Rimmer pirate crew and began a new life of pillage and plunder.Seeing an opportunity for a steady income, the crew of the Slippery Swallow joined the failing Republic as privateers, hoping to earn the trust of their employers.After recovering a shipment of ore from a pirate haven on Rishi, the Wreckers now take their treasure to a hidden Republic storehouse on Takodana....Support the show

Money comes with a cost. After fleeing their home on Taris to pursue a life of piracy, the Empire Wreckers lost out on an ancient treasure and have signed up as privateers for the Republic to pay their bills.Engaging in acts of colonialism, the Wreckers and their Outer Rimmer pirate crew have begun to earn an honest living, making themselves an enemy of the Sith Brotherhood.After dispatching of an Echani Sith Lord seeking to turn his home sector into a fascist patriarchy, the Wreckers now return to the Republic to receive payment and replace what was lost....Support the show

It's a privateer's life for the Empire Wreckers. After losing out on a major treasure, the Outer Rimmer pirates aboard the Slippery Swallow have resigned themselves to legitimate business to stay afloat.Taking a vote to determine their new course of action, the Wreckers decided to throw in with the Republic, expecting them to lose the war and not prosecute them if they pull any scams.After successfully interfering in a proxy war on Malastare, the government stooges return to Devaron to receive payment, and their next job....Support the show

The war has changed. After escaping the outbreak of conflict on the planet Taris, the Empire Wreckers took to piracy, and began searching for a long lost treasure.Racing against galactic rivals, the crew of the Slippery Swallow eventually discovered the treasure on the planet Zakuul, and nearly took control of its ancient Eternal Fleet.Beaten out by the Sith Lady Githany, the Wreckers then retreated home, while a new power rises in the galaxy....Support the show

Treasure awaits! After embarking on their new life as galactic pirates, the Empire Wreckers traded the spoils of their first plunder to an old spacer in exchange for a piece of an ancient map.As the crew of the Slippery Swallow accumulated more pieces of the treasure map, the allure of riches began to draw the attention of rivals, including the forces of the Republic and the Sith.With the completed map in their possession, the gang now prepares to claim their reward, whatever it may be....Support the show

X marks the spot! As the pirates of the galactic underworld search the stars for pieces of a mysterious treasure map, the crew of the Slippery Swallow closely guard their own collection of cartography.From the palace of Aquilae to the Underworld Exchange, the Empire Wreckers have scraped together four pieces of the map, making numerous enemies along the way.With a prison riot on the planet Belsavis behind them, the Wreckers prepare to take one last piece, which they hope will lead them to the treasure of a long dead space emperor....Support the show

The hunt is on. After setting out for the stars aboard their Star Galleon, the Empire Wreckers and their crew of Outer Rimmer pirates acquired a map piece purported to lead to a long lost treasure.Seeking additional map pieces, the crew of the Slippery Swallow delved deep into the dark side of the Force, using ancient techniques to find that which has been hidden.With three pieces of the map now collected, the pirates are coming ever closer to uncovering the long hidden treasure of a forgotten Emperor....Support the show

The Empire Wreckers are in turmoil. As they traveled to the Gran homeworld of Kinyen, a malfunction aboard the Slippery Swallow led them to the mysterious world of Haruun Kal, where they encountered their own deceased doppelgangers.Their arrival also heralded an invasion by the Sith warlord Daiman, who had tracked the Wreckers to the planet hoping to recover a shipment that the dead doppelgangers had failed to deliver.To satisfy the Dark Lord's whimsy, the Wreckers were forced to fight for their lives against his champions, and were spared his wrath - free to continue their search for the next piece of their ancient treasure map....Support the show

Turmoil has engulfed the galaxy. As Sith factions fight each other for control of the outworlds, the Republic has receded into the core, spreading thin the Jedi Army of Light.Among those worlds lost to darkness is the border system of Aquilae, and its Princess and her General have fled the Sith occupation aboard a chartered pirate ship.Seeking greater riches than just a job well done, the pirate crew of the Slippery Swallow are planning to bid farewell to their passengers, and continue on their journey towards unknown treasures....Support the show

Fortune favors the bold. After fleeing Taris, the Empire Wreckers have settled on the outer rim planet Sicemon and joined the Outer Rimmers pirate crew.Aboard their ship, the Slippery Swallow, the Wreckers pillaged and plundered a ship belonging to the Czerka Corporation, stealing several canisters of precious Tibanna gas.Rather than selling their ill-gotten gains for money, the neophyte pirates traded their cargo to an old man for a mysterious map and 30 grams of weed....Support the show

It is a new beginning for the Empire Wreckers. After accidentally instigating a war on the planet Taris, the former bar owners have fled their home and relocated to become pirates on the outer rim.Settling on the planet Sicemon, the gang has agreed to work under their former servant Maz Kanata, as she takes over ownership of her uncle Gilb's brothel and pirate crew.After fending of a gang of rival pirates, the gang has at long last had a chance to rest, and take the first steps on their journey to fortune and glory....Support the show

The galaxy is ablaze with war. The fractured Republic has been reduced to a handful of Core Worlds, while warring Sith factions battle to control the rest of the galaxy.Mobilizing their fleet in the aftermath of a devastating terrrorist attack, the formerly neutral Revanite Sith have officially declared war on the Republic, and expanded the galaxy's battlefronts to include once peaceful worlds.Escaping in a stolen Jedi galleon, the Empire Wreckers have fled Taris and are on their way to the Outer Rim world of Sicemon, where a new life of piracy awaits them....Support the show

War! After decades spent on the border between the Galactic Republic and the Sith Empires, the planet Taris has been engulfed by conflict.After a devastating terrorist attack accidentally perpetrated by the owners of the Empire Wrecker, the Republic cruiser Steadfast has laid in wait, hidden within a statue memorializing the tragedy.With its presence finally revealed, the Revanite Sith under the leadership of Darth Vexis have begun their assault on the Cruiser, and the lowly tavern owners responsible for its arrival are seeking their escape....Support the show

The Empire Wreckers are in danger! After coming into posesssion of the deceased Count Orlok's mansion, the lowly tavern owners decided to turn it into a brothel staffed by remote controlled pleasure mechs.Requiring more holonet bandwidth to bring their Golems online, the gang infiltrated Sith Intelligence headquarters, hoping to hijack its military connection.During the heist, Al Mond revealed the Republic's infiltration of the planet, and made an enemy of the world's ruler, Darth Vexis....Support the show

Sex sells! After accidentally destroying an enormous skyscraper and killing an Umbaran noble, the Empire Wreckers have come into possession of his somber estate.Unable to deal with the cost of upkeep, the impoverished bar owners hatched a scheme to monetize their mansion by turning it into a brothel.Seeking out the aid of the lecherous Squatto, the Empire Wreckers took possession of the Toydarian's little black book, as well as his sticky brick-and-mortar storefront....Support the show

We're in the money! Following a chance encounter with the Umbaran Count Orlok at an underworld garden party, the Empire Wreckers inadvertently killed the nefarious noble when they brought down the skyscraper hosting the event.Dodging responsibility for the destruction, the gang laid low, eventually discovering that the memorial erected in place of the building secretly held a Republic Cruiser within.As a reward for informing the Sith of the Republic's hidden weapons, Darth Vulptex, one of the rulers of  Taris, assisted the Wreckers in taking ownership of the deceased count's haunted mansion....Support the show

Hidden threats are lurking on Taris. Following the collapse of one of the megacity's enormous skyscrapers, the tower of debris has been cleared away and replaced by a memorial statue gifted from the Revanite's vassal worlds.Unbeknownst to the Sith but knownst to the Empire Wreckers, the statue actually houses a dangerous secret - a Republic starcruiser lying in wait for its opportunity to strike.After rescuing a Cathar duchess, the malcontent bar owners deposited her at the Sith Embassy with knowledge of the Republic's hidden fortress and orders to spill the beans....Support the show

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Taris is rebuilding. Several weeks after a devastating terrorist attack attributed to the forces of the Republic, the still smoldering mountain of debris is beginning to diminish.News of the attack has spread across the galaxy, turning neutral worlds towards the allegiance of the Revanite Sith, and away from the Republic and its Jedi protectors.With the Republic denying responsibility for the attack Revanite allies from across the galaxy have contributed aid to Taris, as well as a memorial for those lost....Support the show