FDR's Wheelchair

Hey Republicans, do you want some wine? Dinner? Maybe we can just watch a movie? It's just a little bit...of my big beautiful bill! The guys discuss Trump's bill set to not pass the senate, the ghost of Mitchy bear strikes again, oh he's not dead?  Well he's frozen somewhere. Also there is some major news about to strike the chair. It's just the tip.Support the show

The guys are back and they are looking to take on the power of the Catholic church, if JD Vance's eyeliner can do it, they might have a shot. To do this we are going to have to get some air travel involved, luckily the President has accepted a gift for the American people so we are going to ask if the guys can borrow it, just kidding people don't let others borrow their bribe. Oh and they talk about porn because everything on the internet comes down to porn. That's why JD wears eyeliner.Support the show

It's Easter time and that means one thing mass deportations! Don't worry here's your brochure for an El Salvadorian get away, it comes with a 'native' hair styling salon and complimentary beach wear. All you have to do is step on this luxurious train... I mean plane. We don't refer to them as shackles, they are well fitted ultra safety features. Now get one more look at the sun because it could be a while. Support the show

This week the guys bring in a Canadian! To discuss Mexico, just kidding, kind of. This episode Dave and Brandon are joined by Sebastian from the podcast 'Our Fake History' to discuss America's foreign relations, or lack thereof. They also talk about the war of 1812, you know the height of Canadian and U.S. relations. Support the show

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Let's all get together and yell at some Democrats. Why? Oh you know why. They continually lose to a party that has no agenda besides lying. We are kicking back and letting loose on people that don't know how to win votes. Come on and jump in as we tell you how a pretend liberal party pretends to have a spine.Support the show

FDR's Wheelchair is joined by a new guest, Mr. Blue. What are you talking about? That's his real name and that is definitely what I'll the law! Mr. Blue asks the questions you're too afraid! Yeah, I'm talking about the rest of you cowards! The Chair explains some of the events that are occurring in this landscape and some of the history behind our current political parties. What? Our guest enjoyed, well mostly being untied from the desk after the episode was over.Support the show

It's official, the totally reasonable pardon was given to one of baseball's most cherished players. Just kidding a bad orange man pardoned a gambler and possible pedophile for no real reason. Birds of a feather. Also Zelenskyy visits the White House and gets yelled at by people who can't stop lying and guess what? They completely lie about what they are yelling about but all they have to do is hit a few baseballs and they too could be pardoned.Support the show

We are podcasters and we are qualified for anything we choose to do! Apparently that's how a deputy FBI Director is chosen. The Pope is dying, he truly is getting closer to God. Also Cruz choked trying to say something about sex change surgery, I think the senator doth protest too much.  Two artists who appropriated black music are launching their woke is whack tour, I guess they just don't dig it.Support the show

Hey listeners we are going to be talking about Nazis, governmental and Cincinnati ones. You want to know the difference? The Cincinnati ones had the balls to tell us they were human scum, the government are still trying to hide the fact.Support the show

What's the best way not to trample the rights to education, work safety and international charitable contributions? Get rid of the departments that make you do all that pesky paper work of course! Don't be annoyed about going to work with all that safety or that your child might learn how to read (they'll hate you anyway) all you need to know is that you don't give money to foreigners. It's only been a few weeks.Support the show

Dave and Brandon go on safari and see real life Nazis in the wild! Look a billionaire Nazi! And we have a whole state of Nazis just going around doing Nazi stuff. How can we tell the they're Nazis? They keep doing Nazi salutes and proposing Nazi-esque laws. It's not hard to spot them anymore. It's open season.Support the show

It's almost time for the inauguration, so the guys talk about media. Come on kids sit around and let them explain a newspaper to you. Don't tell Dave what reddit it is because he will join and you don't want that. You don't want to find out what happens when there is a subreddit is for prostate issues.Support the show

Ever wanted to have a ProPublica article read out loud to you, well good you sick weirdo you've come to the right place. Dave and Brandon delve into the origins, execution and consequences of the Jan 6th insurrection. You want some conspiracy theories, oh we've got those. So sit back and let the chair lead you through the storming of the Capitol for the loveable 'Trumpy Bear'.Support the show

It's a bonus episode. Thank you so much listeners for being here every week! We decided to give you an extra episode. This time we make predictions for the upcoming year 2025 and we do a Q & A. Because you really want to know about the guys' physical and mental issues...really? you do? Ok here it is.Support the show

Want to listen to two idiots try and history well here you go! The guys talk about the life and presidency of Jimmy Carter. It's the New Year and neither host has changed at all.Support the show

Hey Chair fans, it's the holidays so the guys decided to do a light hearted topic. Just kidding it's Native American Boarding schools because nothing bad happened at those places! Sit down tuck in and tell your family members how the US government was complicit in genocide, they're going to love it and you (for once). Also Smith from the story of joins us, he's mediocre at best.Support the show

The guys discuss the murder of a healthcare CEO and why people are supporting it, then go on to talk about the healthcare industry in the U.S. [Insert funny quip here]. Also Brandon has numbers, again, and he keeps saying numbers, again. It's a healthcare episode... maybe Brandon needs some.Support the show

It's round two of Trump's cabinet nominees. The guys try to find out hasn't been tied to sexual allegation assaults to minors or adults...not as easy as really should be. Smith from the Story of... is back as they discuss what lies in store for the potential cabinet.Support the show

Brandon is going full MAGA and is dinking Dave's tears, not the weirdest thing that has happened on this show but doesn't sound great. Speaking of weird the guys start the first part of a two part show discussing the Trump administrations cabinet nominees. Thankfully they're not alone as friend of the show Smith from the story of... stops by.Support the show

Words, words and more words. He's President again and we are embracing it! Show me your papers Dave! Also law just just don't apply when you win an election against a black woman, well at least we are middle aged men in the Midwest. We will be fine!Support the show

Hey listeners, just a quick update of what is happening! Good things, mostly, let's stay positive it's good things. Support the show

Apparently Nazi robot vacuums are terrorizing your dogs, I think that's what happened to the Cleveland baseball team. The guys discuss if you can gerrymander runs from the Yankees. What is gerrymandering well listen to us describe it and then trash a senator who is responsible for a lot of it.Support the show

Hey did you know there is a climate change denier in Florida, also known as the Governor, who is dealing with yet another devastating hurricane? Hey Ron! You know might be putting your state under water? Climate change as the scientists keep saying. And Ron you're threatening T.V. stations for running abortion ads, which other scientists says is something that we need, the doctor scientists.Support the show

Two guys talk about masculinity? Well let two guys who have record collections let you know what it's all about! Is it working in a factory? Is it having tattoos? Is it having a dog that gets a new sweater each month? No. It's about being you. Also J.D. Vance wants to define what it is to be you, well here at the Chair we can discuss whatever we want without feeling bad about who we are. It's called self confidence. Now let me go buy my dog's new sweater, he likes autumnal colors. Support the show

With the election fast approaching let's find out how we were feeling before the 2020 election. Go ahead and check Anger Management.Support the show

The guys discuss why it's important to vote out Christo-fascists and why they have separate checks at dinner. They also discuss the very odd presidential election and they say goodbye to News Puppy in the most delicious way possible.Support the show

It's another show where News Puppy doesn't understand his role in this podcast. Also Brandon fact checks the debate, we're not eating you News Puppy, at this moment in time.Support the show

There's another episode of the Liberal Hand Maid's Tale! Shock troopers frighten an 87 year old in Texas because she wants Americans to vote, Darth Vader is so proud right now. Then there's a lesson in capital gains tax, I'll just leave that here. And then we go to Arlington where weirdos try to out scummy each other. I'll let you guess which campaign was involved. Weird how you knew which one.Support the Show.

Mitchell and Lindsay are back to talk about the roles in the work place and then there is more teacher talk. Which is about exciting as it sounds. The guys also talk about  the DNC convention and I'm sure there some poll numbers in the mix, but who cares its episode 3 of the Liberal Handmaid's Tale!Support the Show.

The Liberal Hand Maid's Tale has it's second episode with all the correct terminology. The guys visit a Trump store and then yell at you to vote. They also talk about the government lowering drug prices, the congressional stock portfolio is going to be very upset.  Support the Show.

Let's get together and talk about Vice President picks, that should be fun. Also what do liberal fascists get up to, well bring the sage and we will let you know. Oh yeah Ben is here too.Support the Show.

Biden wants to spank the Supreme Court (sit down Roberts not that kind of spanking). Christians are mad at a blue French men and not even for the right reasons. Oh and it's voting time for kids! Thanks Senator Vance.Support the Show.

The guys discuss the rise of Kamala and who the Vice President running might be, here's a hint it's not The Dave Mathews Band. So get some banana pancakes and Crashhhhhh into this episode! Oh yeah there was an assassination attempt, that sucks more than The Dave Mathews Band.Support the Show.

You want to have the Bible taught in schools? Well let's find out what you will be teaching! Then there is castration and that's not even the from the bible part of the episode.Support the Show.

Dave and Brandon finally mention the debate, they too just woke up from their naps. Then they explain governmental bureaucracy, it's a thing that they chose to talk about it, let me reiterate, they CHOSE to talk about government paperwork. But it's not all terrible, they could swimming in a river of sh*t in the Olympics. And they're not talking about the river Seine, it's Olympic corruption, plus the economic devastation it does to it's host cities. The Olympics is a figurative river of sh*t about to be hosted in a literal river of sh*t. It's fun to bring the International Community together through wordplay! Support the Show.

Is Trump fatigue a real thing? Well we sure are tired of him, but we just had burgers and cheese cake so we are pretty much tired of everything. Come join the guys as they dwell into anecdotes about the future of the Republican Party. There maybe some cheesecake left.Support the Show.

Hallelujah praise the Lord and get in line a the tether ball pole there's going to be a stoning! And don't forget that it's bris Friday where you receive half off...get it? Dave and Brandon talk about the continuing infiltration of religion in our society, but this time they're doubling down. Support the Show.

Dave and Brandon talk the pervasiveness of white supremacy in our culture and how it manifests. Dave gets a new book and we find out that white supremacists aren't the brightest crayons in the box. Who knew?Support the Show.

We are going into the archives for a "good time"...Support the Show.

Dr. Dave and Dr. Brandon talk about covid science! Because you can assign and un-assign doctorates (according to Congress). Speaking about Congress, what do they believe? Wait I'm sorry I misspelled 'lie about'? The guys talk about congressional hypocrisy, see it's in the title and I'll give you another hint, it's mostly republicans.Support the Show.

1...2...3...It's 34. He's been convicted on all 34 counts. Also Louisiana thinks that all laws come from the ten commandments, damn because I'm really coveting the guns at the RNC convention right now. Do they let felons in the convention, yes, yes they do because he's leading the polls. Support the Show.

You wanted the numbers oh we've got the numbers, you wanted forensic case study we've got that for you, you filthy animal! Dave and Brandon talk about the Innocence project, it's work, it's influence and it's affect on modern law. With all those naughty numbers!Support the Show.

Slip in your favorite brain parasite and let's talk about electoral college history in a 'technically' populated state. Trust me it's much better with the parasite. Also corruption from a historically non corrupt or involved with bribery state; a bribery and corruption case from a senator. Then we end with racism because it always seems to end with racism. Support the Show.

You want to get a little news in your life? That's great now listen to how some people in government think it's ok to marry children, force them into a war torn country and remind black people that they think there should still be slaves...yay, it's news time.Support the Show.

Jay, from with the Jay Burke show, decides to stop by. Then Jay and Brandon talk and talk and talk...then talk some more. The show was supposed to be about ousting the speaker and a bill being introduced in Alabama. However, it went a little long. Support the Show.

Why does Mike Johnson want to give aid to Ukraine? Because he doesn't want to get his little Johnson shot. But don't say that at a campus in Texas. Those free speech rights aren't what you think.  Workers got more rights from an elderly white guy from Pennsylvania, that's what happens when you don't have to fall asleep in a courtroom.Support the Show.

It's Season 3!! Has copious amount of eye shadow ever convinced you that an eclipse will last two weeks? Cool! Then you can be Governor of Arkansas, who also thinks the rapture will cost $100,000. Stick around we also talk about how misinformation can congress to believe space lasers will solve immigration.Support the show

It's the end of a season so we are giving you an old episode but still is relevant.Enjoy listening about the Capitol burning donSupport the show

How do you know you're being grifted? You get a Chinese bible that's inspired by song proud to be an American, however some of the pages will stick together. Also Ben Shapiro fired a Nazi, eventually.Support the show

Guess what? A man who previously wore a tan suit went to England and visited the queen, well her subject. Turns out it was a black man, former president,  and now philanthropist who was was invited to talk about his global charity. Guess who's mad? I'll give you a hint, they're white.Support the show