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Alpine & Alison


    • Aug 16, 2016 LATEST EPISODE
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    #86: Phelps Face

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2016 43:41


    Alpine and Alison enjoy the Rio Olympics with a podcast filled with heroes, villains and bittersweet moments. Discussion includes the demise of Gawker Media (0:30), the tailspin of Donald Trump's presidential campaign (4:00), the human emoji Laurie Hernandez (13:00), the Michael Phelps / Chad Le Clos feud (24:00), and the endlessly entertaining O'Donovan brothers, Irish rowing medalists (32:00).

    #85: Melania's Rickroll

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2016 58:50


    Alpine and Alison return to talk Pokemon Go and reportcard the RNC and DNC.

    #84: Batlexander Manilton

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2016 54:34


    Alpine and Alison draft Shelley Duvall hellos, mourn for Sad Affleck and discuss Alpine's love of the musical Hamilton.

    #83: Presidential Election Lightning Round

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2016 61:54


    Alison and Alpine dissect the presidential contenders' meme dankness and overall entertainment value. Highlights include Jeb Bush's pathetic "please clap" (5:00), Dr. Ben Carson's soporific charm (11:00), the most apt Lord of the Rings metaphor for Hillary vs. Bernie (21:00), Ted Cruz's teen ambitions to be in a titty movie (25:00), John Kasich, Fruit Ninja (31:00), Marco Rubio's meteoric downfall (35:00), Bernie Sanders' Dank Meme Stash (41:30), and the phenomenon that is Donald Drumpf (49:30).

    #82: Damn, Daniel!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2016 66:37


    In a podcast 2 months in the making, Alison and Alpine grade an extra-long report card. Highlights include Chris Christie held captive by Trump (8:30), albino alligators recording "Formation" covers (13:30), Damn, Daniel with the white Vans! (19:30), Golden Girls Gospel Remix (24:00), Alpine's takedown of OK Go (29:45), the nightmarish Trap Kazoo Kid (36:00), @FemScriptIntros (41:30); B.o.B vs Neil deGrasse Tyson (48:00), and the viral Patty LaBelle sweet potato pie review (54:00).

    #81: Best and Worst of the Internets 2015

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2016 107:45


    In a nearly two-hour show, Alison and Alpine recap another amazing year in Internet, and announce the newest members of the Hall of Internet Fame.

    #80: Ted Cruz's Awkward Home Videos

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2015 43:38


    Adele, an Axl Rose puppet, and a very awkward behind the scenes look at Ted Cruz and his family.

    #79: Catalyzing Campus Controversy

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2015 49:56


    Two videos go megavi after campus protests heat up, Hotline Bling Cat steals our hearts, and Alpine attempts to set a new world record for the number of times "catalyze" is said in a podcast.

    #78: Lost in the Sauce, Lost in the Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2015 70:02


    A Twitter novella goes megavi, the world's greatest troll is celebrated, and we pick the best high school TV show of the last 30 years.

    #77: Bear, Don't Eat My Kayak

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2015 43:24


    A bear eats an annoying lady's kayak, sorority sisters turn the tables on the baseball announcers who shamed them for snapping selfies, and a Youtubesman prank blows up his own kid.

    #76: Sea Monstah and Pizza Rat

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2015 52:24


    On this episode: sea monsters, pizza rats, Muppets and Ryan Adams.

    #75: Dear Fat People

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2015 49:22


    A viral video attacking fat people, a couple who self-righteously live the Victorian lifestyle, and the Next To Kim Davis twitter feed.

    #74: Stumping for Trump

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2015 55:24


    The Ashley Madison hack, a controversial sorority rush video, and two breakout political stars who "stump for Trump" on Youtube.

    #73: The Day DMB Pooped on Chicago

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2015 43:02


    A viral pregnancy announcement, a blow for justice on the Target FB page, and a commemoration of the day the Dave Matthews Band pooped on Chicago.

    #72: Cecil the Lion

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2015 53:01


    RIP Cecil, Cara Delevigne vs. Good Day Sacramento, and Italians beseech Dave Grohl.

    #71: Tywan Lannisters...Kilt!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2015 34:30


    Alison returns as we talk Game of Thrones recaps, Hillary's campaign announcement, and the Humpty Dance.

    #70: Villanova Piccolo Girl

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2015 35:45


    Politics, piccolos, and Terence Howard's baby wipes fetish.

    #69: Llama Chase

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2015 39:09


    On this episode, we discuss the dress that messed with everyone's rods and cones, the epic Phoenix llama chase, and the best Bar Mitzvah video yet.

    #68: Thundersnow

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2015 25:57


    In a supershort show, we celebrate Jim Cantore's thundersnow freakout, Kim Jong Un's new look and a little kid who really knows the presidents.

    #67: Left Shark

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2015 55:31


    On this episode, we celebrate the viral moments of the Super Bowl, praise Youtuber Alt Shift X, and attempt to explainerize the Silk Road trial.

    #66: Deflated Balls

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2015 83:52


    01:23:52 yes On this episode, we discuss Deflategate aka Ballghazi, share our favorite new podcast finds, and Derick Armijo joins us to talk movies. alpinemcgregor@gmail.com

    #65: The Best and Worst of 2014

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2014 99:02


    01:39:02 yes On this episode, we reveal the most loved and most hated Internets of the year, as voted by our Likers.

    #64: Peter Pan Live!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2014 67:37


    01:07:37 yes On this episode, we're joined by Nina Millin of The Beyoncelogues. Also, we get in touch with the true meaning of hip-hop. alpinemcgregor@gmail.co

    #63: Too Many Cooks

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2014 81:06


    On this episode, we celebrate Adult Swim's epic "Too Many Cooks" and the new hit podcast, Serial. Links: rumorsontheinternets.org/episode63

    #62: Rikk Wilde

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2014 75:46


    On this episode, we yap about the viral highlights of the World Series, a spooky musical for Halloween, and Inbox by Gmail.

    #61: Turnip For What

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2014 68:40


    On this episode, we discuss the controversy that is raging in the gamer world, another batch of appalling old commercials, and Michelle Obama's turnip Vine. Links: rumorsontheinternets.org/episode61

    #60: 100 Orgasms a Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2014 71:43


    On this episode, we discuss the plight of a man cursed with endless orgasms; we unearth a lost Hall & Oates video from the early 70s; and we're joined by Brett Weiner, the director of the short film "Verbatim."

    #59: Nobody Wants The Free U2 Album

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2014 74:05


    On this episode, we talk about all the new Apple stuff, explore the website Every Noise at Once and rock out to Springtime Carnivore. Links: rumorsontheinternets.org/episode59

    #58: The Fappening

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2014 75:40


    On this episode, we discuss the celebrity nude photo hacking scandal, celebrate the best 1960s soft drink ad imaginable, and toast an amazing 4-year-old restaurant critic. rumorsontheinternets.org/episode58

    Best of Guests #2

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2014 81:49


    On this episode, we revisit three of our favorite guest appearances: Randall of "Honey Badger" fame, Maria Blasucci and her encounter with Shia LaBoeuf, and musical genius Matt Farley.

    #57: Ice Bucket Challenge

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2014 77:20


    On this episode, we're joined by Tiffany Beveridge, author of "How to Quinoa"; we discuss the Ice Bucket Challenge and the Apparently Boy; and we enjoy the music of Mike Krol. Links: rumorsontheinternets.org/episode57

    #56: We Still Coming

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2014 70:34


    On this episode, we're joined by Zena Barakat of the New York Times' Modern Love video series; we celebrate the Youtube works of LA's Hottest Bartender; and we hail the triumph of Weird Al. Links: rumorsontheinternets.org/episode56

    #55: The DashCon Catastrophe

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2014 61:42


    On this episode, we discuss the epic fail of the Tumblr convention DashCon; we praise the wonderful webseries High Maintenance; and we talk in the 1950s documentary voiceover voice a lot. Links: rumorsontheinternets.org/episode55

    #54: Facebook is Messing with Your Mind

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2014 71:08


    On this episode, we're joined by the co-creators of the webseries Millennial Parents; we celebrate a compilation of terrible demo tapes; and we discuss Facebook's dastardly social experiments. Links: rumorsontheinternets.org/episode54

    #53: Reading Rainbow Returns!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2014 86:58


    On this episode, we applaud as Levar Burton weeps; the infectious jams of Twenty Trucks permanently lodge in our brains; and Erin Matson joins us to shed light on online misogyny and #YesAllWomen. With music from Future Monarchs! Links: rumorsontheinternets.org/episode53

    #52: Solange Attacks Jay-Z

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2014 81:53


    On this episode, we analyze the Carter-Knowles elevator brawl video like it's the Zapruder film. We delight in the discovery of a 1990 Oprah show featuring the TMNT. And we draft our favorite 90s alt-rock vocal hooks. With music from PARADISE. rumorsontheinternets.org/episode52

    #51: What is Yik Yak?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2014 84:22


    On this episode, we explain the controversial app phenomenon that is Yik Yak, unearth a forgotten, but weirdly ahead of its time internet TV show pilot, and enjoy the music of Skinny Bones. rumorsontheinternets.org/episode51

    #50: MaxNoSleeves

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2014 78:08


    On this episode, we're joined by YouTube star and friend of the podcast MaxNoSleeves to talk about a the life of a Youtubesman. Plus a report card full of human stupidity and a tribute of sports comedy genius Jon Bois. With music by You Won't. http://rumorsontheinternets.org/episode50

    #49: Ask Us Anything

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2014 101:04


    On this episode, we gamely field all manner of bizarre and wonderful questions from our Likers. Plus, a gangsta-themed report card and great music from Upset. rumorsontheinternets.org/episode49

    #48: Adele Dazeem

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2014 75:25


    On this episode, we break down the top viral items from the Academy Awards, we interview the most popular woman in NYC according to OKCupid, and we enjoy the music of Tweens. rumorsontheinternets.org/episode48

    #47: #IAMSORRY

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2014 96:02


    On this episode, we welcome the brilliant Maria Blasucci to tell us what it’s like to come face to face with a surly Shia LaBeouf; Jeni Sue joins us to unpack the Sochi Olympic Games; and we enjoy the music of Mother Falcon. rumorsontheinternets.org/episode47

    #46: Abracadabralifornia

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2014 86:42


    On this episode, we're joined by two amazing interviewees: Matt Farley, the most prolific man on Spotify and iTunes, and Erin Chack, a rising star at Buzzfeed.

    #45: Pornhub Comments on Stock Photos

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2014 73:49


    On this episode, we praise our Report Card items like never before; we run down the controversy that Grantland unleashed by publishing a transgender-unfriendly longform piece; and we enjoy the music of Speedy Ortiz. rumorsontheinternets.org/episode45

    #44: Selfie Olympics

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2014 61:53


    On this episode, only slightly tarnished by Alpine's poor-quality audio, we discuss the Selfie Olympics phenomenon, the hit tumblr Ladies Against Humanity, and run down our list of podcast recommendations.

    #43: Best and Worst of the Internet 2013!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2013 78:56


    Our Likers and listeners weighed in, and the results have been calculated! We count down the Top 20 finest items from the digital realms for 2013, and conclude by announcing the newest members of the Hall of Internet Fame. rumorsontheinternets.org

    #42: Don't Curse, Kinect is Listening

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2013 78:52


    On this episode, we are joined by Erin Matson of breakout tumblr White Guys Doing It By Themselves, Ben Wyeth from the band Hockey, and a report card full of hoaxes, holiday wishes and Big Brother-like video game systems. 

    #41: Batkid To The Rescue!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2013 54:44


    Happy Thanksgiving! On this episode, Batkid saves San Francisco, a random dancing dude puts Bon Jovi back on the pop charts — four years in the future, and a Brooklyn rooftop breakup is livetweeted. With music from Tonight Sky, and lots of great contributions from our Likers!

    #40: Youtube Music Awards

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2013 71:38


    On this episode, we evaluate and rate a massive batch of infographics about the United States of A; we hip you to a bad ass music podcast well worth checking out; and we recap and review the first annual Youtube Music Awards. With music from Dead Gaze. rumorsontheinternets.org/episode40

    #39: Kim Kardashian, Pleeease Marry Meee!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2013 69:41


    On this episode, we share scary Youtube and website recommendations, explore the quaint world of industrial musicals, and find out the real story of the Kanye/Kim engagement from an inside source. With a ghoulish report card that delves into "the DARK SIDE of self-esteem!" We've got music from the Bad Bad Hats and a guest appearance by Jeni Sue.

    #38: StarbucksDrakeHands

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2013 79:50


    On this episode, we ask the eternal question: Ikea product or death metal band? We give a thumbs down to a girl who quit her job with a viral video and a thumbs up to a weird video sexy-face meme. We bring you a comedy group that’s clean enough for the Mormon church. And we giggle at a video of a little kid pooping. Plus great new tunes from Brothertiger and lots of great finds from our Likers! rumorsontheinternets.org/episode38

    #37: How to Pronounce Horse_ebooks

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2013 64:05


    On this episode, we explain what happened when a mysterious Youtube channel counted down to ZERO, and how the big reveal shocked the denizens of Weird Twitter. We run through a report card filled with the best and worst of personal relationships -- from two brothers who created the best Best Man toast ever, to a boyfriend who holds love hostage for sandwiches. We have AMAZING music from Bombino, who brings rock from West Africa via Nashville. Plus another Internet Challenge Surprise and lots of great finds from our Likers!

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