Sometimes great directors make terrible movies. Adam Pliskin and Dash Finley watch those movies so you don't have to.
Dash and Adam discuss the rash of seemingly un-Covid related deaths that have ravaged Hollywood in the past week. Don't worry, it's not all sad. They also shit on Avatar and its many ridiculously titled sequels.
The lads are joined by special guest Nick Coston and immediately convert en masse to Scientology
A treatise on the NATO invasion and subsequent occupation of AMC Theaters (2020).
One tragically lost episode. Two emotionally shattered hosts. Three sentences to complete this leitmotif.
The pod is joined by illustrious guest Conor O'Sullivan to live free, die hard, and game even harder in the age of the Roni.
Joined by special guest Evan Scott, the boys speculate about the future of Louis C.K., the Me Too Movement, and, oh yeah, society as we know it.
As cabin fever kicks in, the boys virtually break quarantine as they're joined by their first and potentially last special guest, Brian Kelly.
The boys get daffy in week two of quarantine, as they ponder the shrinking theatrical window and offer a window into their own gnarled souls.
The end is nigh, and it might just be Hollywood's turn in the barrel...
Our newly infected co-hosts boldly take on California lawmakers in an effort to salvage what little remains of their professional hopes.
The pod falls under new ownership as it explores truther theories, rapey script consultancies, and mysteriously missing moguls.
We get really real about Sonic hentai, the Cusackssainsce, and, of course, Zack Snyder's Chud holy grail...
In which we take on Green Knights, Dark Knights, and your friendly neighborhood trafficking network.
Dash takes a massive L, Adam's degenerate gambling habit worsens, and the pod gets *gasp* political for a very special Oscars episode.
In which we delve into the mysterious disappearances of Megan Fox, Harvey Weinstein's genitals, and Netflix's statistical accountability.
the Oscars are painfully white and increasingly relevant -- so we can relate.
The boys do a deep dive into Dracula, digital development people, and everyone's favorite dastardly diddler.
We ring in the new year by completely spoiling Star Wars and unpacking the seemingly murderous ravings of Sir Kevin Spacey.
We chat cattily about Cats and black out on the Blacklist for a not-remotely-special holiday episode.
Our aging hosts stare down the barrel of mortality, and, to a lesser extent, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association
As the 2010s come screeching to a halt, we select our picks for the five shittiest movies of the decade that wasn't.
Dash and Adam both catch a dire case of the ol' Disney Plus and dive deep into a very special episode of Smart Guy.
We check in on our old buddies Jeremy Renner and Martin Scorsese and investigate the looming hellscape that is deepfake cinema.
We check back in on our dear pal Jeremy Renner in this one and talk about the Game of Thrones' creators constant bumbling screw ups this week on a very spooky episode.
We talk about HBO's Watchmen, our own adventures in the screen trade, and Jeremy Renner's coke-fueled romps with underage girls in this one.
The joke's on Adam and Dash as they take down The Joker on the first installment of the rebooted podcast: Hail Hollywood.
We need a hug after this one, preferably not from John Lasseter.
The limits of control tests the limits of our sanity.
They revisited it in Avengers: Endgame, now take a trip back to the Dark World, a place populated by dark elves, sci-fi gibberish, and a bunch of other goofy bullshit.
Somehow we survived watching this movie.
If you hated Green Book, you're really going to hate this one.
Is The Sitter really about an elaborate pedophile ring? Michael Feinstein joins us to help us figure it all out!
Come along as we go huntin' for a tuna named Justice.
We wish Billy Lynn would take a long halftime walk into the ocean. (Apologies for the slight audio issues in this one).
Extreme gender confusion takes flight in this one!
In this one, Dash and guest Alex Velasco talk about a movie that's a lot like Aliens but way worse and has way fewer aliens.
We go way back to a time before podcasts to report on this prehistoric piece of garbage.
Gigli rhymes with really as in "Really?! Who greenlit this dumpster fire of a movie?!".
Chevy Chase is invisible in this one. We wish the whole movie would have followed suit.
In this episode, guest Nick Coston and Adam jump into the jumper-verse for a jumpin' good time.
Our very first guest, Michael Feinstein, joins us to dissect Woody Allen's ode to Coney Island and terrible acting, Wonder Wheel.
If you could only bring one thing to a desert island, it probably wouldn't be Madonna.
In this one, we tackle the eternal question: What if the brain of a murderous yellow robot was implanted into the head of a 16-year-old girl?
This week, we dive into Danny Boyle's The Beach, a movie in which Leonardo DiCaprio single-handedly lays waste to the world's first successful socialist utopia.
The guy who made The Godfather also made a movie about a 10-year-old boy who looks like a 40-year-old man. Oh, and Bill Cosby is in it.
We get spooky in this one as we discuss the 2012 film Dark Shadows in which Johnny Depp fulfills his life's purpose: becoming a vampire.