Hey, Binch!

Is she ya girl? After Brandon was exposed to an ad telling them someone was ‘ya girl,' it got us thinking… at what point does someone become ‘ya girl'? You might invite ‘ya girl' to brunch, but does a brunch invite ‘ya girl' make? ‘Ya girl'… it's very, like, ‘hey girl!' Y'know? Ya girl. All of this is to say, on this week's episode we compile a definitive list of ‘ya girls.' Carrie Bickmore. Chrissie Swan. John Farnham. Belle Gibson. Nigella Lawson (friend of the pod, better known as Nige-Nige.) Who else is ya girl? Don't tell us, we'll tell you. Also on this week's episode: “We deserve a Magarey medal.” “Strawberry liquorice is the white chocolate of the liquorice world.” “There's three and a half people working at Centrelink and you think they've got the brainpower to put appetite suppressant in the vaccine? Skinny.” “You know what Seafood Extender is? It's just crab and extension cord.” “We're referring to two different stories where I had odd interactions with people with dogs.” “Fair Work retire bitch.”

This week's episode is about ‘gender'. Pronounced with a hard-G. One of us doesn't come out as non-binary because they don't care (will make more sense when you listen) and the other, shockingly, comes out as MASC. Can you believe? We also talk about Norrie, the legendary Australian non-binary hero, and we discuss "gender neutral terms that are gendered that we use in our day-to-day lives” (again, will make more sense when you listen) Also on this week's episode: “Speaking of Diplo… we're always on the lookout for a type of guy who's ‘crusty-hot.'” “My pronouns are SheDiddy McThattington.” “Forgive me gays for I have sinned, I don't mind Ed Sheeran's new song.” “By the way- no, I'm not going to talk about Jess' placenta, I've already done that.” “I'm just going to say it. I'm going to be vulnerable. I feel like Louis Vuitton making bum bags tarnishes their reputation.”

Not listening to this podcast is a red flag. But what else would put you off dating someone? In today's episode, we share some of the red flags we've noticed during dates: foreskin chat, yelling at their mum, weird questions about money, and more foreskin chat. We also resurrect an old radio segment of Zane's, because we love an original idea! Also on this week's episode: “Stop drinking juice on the pod!” “Imagine going to Big W in 2003 and picking out a pencil case for your 8 year old girl… Moschino is maybe an acquired taste, is what I'm trying to say.” “Don't ever try to give me zucchini noodles. And don't ever try to tell me they're good.” “What makes a trenchcoat? Google.” “Let's call her Gaprazelle for the sake of the pod. That's an extremely niche Mad TV reference from 1998 nobody will understand.”

In this episode, Brandon successfully names the tracklist of 2003 So Fresh CDs. That is literally the point of the episode. We end up singing a bunch of songs from our childhood and you're welcome to come and reminisce with us! Also, we finally absolve Tom - enemy of the pod - of his sins. Also on this episode: “Zab and I were ‘discoursing' before this” “The only thing stopping Zane and I from sleeping together is my lack of hair.” “I'm so keen for ‘Breath of the Final Fantasy X-2: Part 3: Roman Reloaded: The Re-Up'” “One time, Elodie and I spent $100 on cup-a-soups and tried to drink as many of them as we could.” “You remind me a lot of Scarlet Adams actually.” Follow us on Twitter (@hey_binch) and on Instagram (@heybinchpod) and don't forget to subscribe on ya fave podcast platform! 5 star reviews are always welcome.

Are you actually a “90s kid” if you were only 8 years old at the end of the decade? This episode, we unearth the scandals of our 90s childhoods. Why was Harold and the Life Education van such a serve? Is Jamie Oliver responsible for all of our problems? And one of your Hey Binch hosts reveals he's been living a lie: he never got his pen license. Also on this week's episode: “All we know is it's a picture of her grundle.” “Through a very unique set of circumstances, I met someone who spent the first five years of his life in a cot.” “You can't just apply tortoiseshell to every situation.” “I was taking the bins out in the pouring rain and I said to a magpie 'ay babes how ya doin'… this is fine.” “You know the chilli cheesymite scrolls at Baker's Delight that went boonta? Mama, I invented that. You're welcome.” Follow us on Twitter (@hey_binch) and on Instagram (@heybinchpod) and don't forget to subscribe on ya fave podcast platform! 5 star reviews are always welcome.

When did you realise you were an old, crusty flop? That's the question at the heart of this week's episode on ageing. From fillers to not knowing who Addison Rae is to the foolish assumption we would be able to buy a house at 25, tune in as we mourn the loss of our youth. This episode also features a legitimately interesting discussion over whether Pride and Mardi Gras should involve kink (and we don't call ourselves 'legitimately interesting' often) AND the oft-referenced Daniel makes his first ever appearance on the pod! Also on this week's episode: “This Jamaican accent is coming out of a guy who looks like he works at an Optus store.” “More than three fingers, I need a trigger warning” “Mama, give me that genetic modification. Give me all of it.” “I know what haberdashery is, but I refuse to use the word in its proper context.” “Just taste ya piss! If it tastes weird, you need to drink more water.”

Which Pokemon could we beat in a fight? No, this isn't some obscure tease question to make this description more interesting. We literally spend at least 30 minutes going through a Pokemon randomiser and conducting an in-depth analysis of whether we could beat that Pokemon in a fight. By the way, where were we for three weeks? Listen and you might find out! Also on this week's episode: “We'll be back in five, we're just gonna solve the Israel-Palestine crisis. Kendall Jenner's gonna bring some Pepsi.” “Mama, I would love to club a seal.” “Bellsprout: the uncut Pokemon” “It's a Ryan Murphy show-” “So the first season is good then it gets bad?” “Hey Binch: the podcast where we don't explain anything.”

Is it too late now to say sorry? For Demi Lovato, maybe. For the rest of us, what's an apology really worth? This week, Zane and Brandon dissect their fight last year, Zane talks about that time he had to apologise for calling someone a nerd on live radio, Brandon spends seven minutes dragging Demetria Lovitria from pillar to post, and we give you a cracking kale chips recipe. Also on this week's episode: “We will be referring to it by its proper name: froggurt.” “I'm just holding a gun to Mrs K's head like ‘Give. The kid. Filler.'” “Over Easter… I was pretty much eating a bunch of Kale a day. And my shits were effectively an army truck. Same size, same Khaki Green Colour.” “Do you care to explain this reference?” “No.”

Are Zane and Brandon really BFFs? No. This episode, your effervescent podcast hosts take a Buzzfeed quiz to determine just how bad their friendship really is. Also on this week's episode: “Hungry Jack's chips are mid-length, which I identify with.” “We have a passion for top tier journalism, correct?” “Yes. We've always stood for speaking truth to power.” “Fuck him in the butt, he's a slut for hazelnut.” “I don't know that I've ever said ‘my favourite TV show is this.' Maybe ‘Yasmin's Getting Married.'” “Pretty much the only thing in the Venn diagram between my music taste and scene music taste was 3OH!3 - Starstrukk.”

This special Easter episode is all about embarrassment: something we have never experienced while making this podcast. Not even once. What moments from our past make us absolutely cringe? What did Brandon say to make a woman at the club think he was hitting on her? Is Zane's parents divorce his fault? Tune in as we attempt to answer all this and more. Also on this week's episode: “I would just like to say - and I mean this as a compliment - I'm an Aussie Battler.” “…and people will vibe with my hog, or they won't.” “We're allowed to have bad gay songs!” “I could type fluent l33t as fast as I could type real words.” “I was a staunch member of the Team Shannon Noll Party.” “My life has not consisted of one moment to date.”

This episode is about when neighbours become good friends. From becoming so close with the neighbours you can tell when they're playing Bob-Omb Battlefield, to having physical altercations on the street over hard rubbish. We also reflect on life in Modbury Heights, the Manhattan of Australia, an iconic community We attempt to explain “The Secret Life Of Hunties,” the greatest show you've never seen. Also on this week's episode: “I had a boob! I got it cut out!” “Cathy Freeman my bussy.” “The first episode, I was getting Freelee the Banana Girl vibes from Bimini.”

We're hitting the club this week! The "clerb" to be specific. After an unintentional 2 week hiatus, we talk about our past lives in nightlife: our first nights out, strip clubs, gay bars, $50 taxis home, and a confession about Zane's gag reflex. Also on this week's episode: - “My dream car is the Birdo car from Double Dash.” - “I wanted to talk about Vanessa Amorosi but I don't remember why” - “I'm masc on my Dad's side.” - “Feudal Japan-core” - “Just gotta swipe the fupa card”

Let's address the hetero in the room: today's episode is about straight people. Is it ever ok to use the word 'gay' as an insult? What the hell is a mandalorian? Meal prep? This week we unpack straight culture and our relationship to it. Also on this week's episode: - “Facebook is getting House-d.” - “So the Golden Rule [for determining whether someone is a homosexual] is that the size of the head, whether it be big or small, be disproportionate to the size of the body.” - “[Togekiss] is a lesbian who loves Animal Crossing… And Togetic is a Twink… who also loves Animal Crossing.” - “Serious chat: I'm Team Big W. It's the better K-Mart.” - “Anyway, the key takeaway I want everyone to take from the last 5 minutes is that yes, I have cum in my own eyeball.”

Where would Bjork take you on a first date? Yep, it's time for another cooked hypothetical game episode! This week is all about dating - a few personal first date horror stories, but mostly dumb speculation on what first dates with different celebrities would look like. From Camila Cabello ordering a fishbowl cocktail, to Bjork taking you to an ambient techno warehouse rave, we go to some strange places this week. Also on this week's episode: - “I've talked about that on the pod right? Where the anaesthetic didn't work and they took the compression thing off and it went up my leg and I fell over in the waiting room? That's fucking tea.” - “If you call me, there is a 99% chance I'm turtle-heading.” - “I don't ever want to be legitimately called an empath again, but it kinda made sense, and that made me want to change my personality completely.” - “Hey Binch does not endorse Gavins.” - "JenMo."

Hello! We're back! In the first episode of our hotly-anticipated second season, we check in with each-other to see how quickly we gave up on our New Year's Resolutions. Or did we? This week is all about motivation - and not the billionaire mindset, bulletproof coffee kind. Also in this episode: - “Speaking of Motivation, first of all - where is Normani? Do you wanna release another song?” - “Do you remember when we were cooking at my house… and I just put my nut in your hand?” - “Do the gays claim Justin Timberlake?” - “Sometimes things that are bogan… are camp.” - And an answer to the great mystery of our missing holiday episode. Also, we are on Instagram! And no, we didn't get the handle we originally wanted, but this will do: https://www.instagram.com/heybinchpod/

A Christmas-esque episode, recorded pre-Christmas, released post-Christmas. Good. We literally didn't have a plan for this one, so listen in for a mix of Hey Binch Season 1 highlights, Chrissy content, Brandon complaining about something in Sephora being too expensive, and more horrendous date stories. Also on this week's episode: - Which UK sitcom fronted by females have YOU watched? - Zane comes up with Yeah Nah Nah Yeah to mixed results. - We know exactly how a date with Harry Styles would play out and it involves stargazing for six hours, too many rings, and possibly painting because “babe, it happens” - Brandon explains how to poach an egg - Who would you want as a guest judge on Drag Race Australia (a thing that might finally be happening) and why is it the Kates? - Have you ever wondered why Brandon can't do the splits anymore? Well, he'll tell you anyway!

To misquote Olivia Newton John, let's get spiritual! Do you believe in ghosts? Is Brandon a quintessential Scorpio? Is it true that ‘what goes around comes around,' or did Justin Timberlake make that up? We get deep this week… kinda. Also on this week's episode: - We go over first impressions of the Drag Race S13 cast - Brandon went to Sydney, pretended to be Carrie Bickmore's nutritionist, and discovered the hard way what a hostel was - We explain a niche Callista Flockhart joke that probably went over your head - What the hell is business development?

It's ‘The One With Lots Of Questions'… part Dos! That's Spanish for ‘two'! How do you stop caring what people think? When should you end a friendship? What meals should you freeze? Tune in for an hour of advice we are NOT qualified to give. Also on this week's episode: - Brandon calls Ariana Grande a FRAUD - Zane might get a lobotomy? It sounds nice - Had a stressful day? Head down the punt! - Brandon comes out for the first time since “locko-downo,” also known as “quazzatazza”, and visits the Big Pidge - We kiss

Back from the dead, it's our “lost episode”! Months ago, we recorded an entire episode of ‘Would You Rathers' that Zane accidentally deleted, so we've decided to bring back the infamous game with some even darker and stranger choices. Also on this week's episode: - Let's bring back the word “gaybo” - We introduce a new segment: who's invited to brunch? - How's the chemistry this episode? Brandon's not having a bar of Zane whatsoever

Well… a LOT has happened since our last episode. If you're in South Australia, you know exactly what we're talking about. However, we have a huge international fanbase as well, so this week we explain and unpack South Australia's whole situation for our listener(s) in Dublin! How did a pizza bar send an entire state into lockdown? Is Miley Cyrus making it worse? Why do we tell SO many people to “shut the f**k up” this episode? Also on this week's episode: - The greatest conflict the Hey Binch Extended Universe has ever seen - Daniel not liking Zane's new face wash - comes to a thrilling conclusion - A podcast now exists which was created purely to DRAG one of us - We will not be acknowledging the Rundle Mall Pigeon's ‘official' name

Happy Sunday everyone! Yep, Sunday is officially your “Hey, Binch!” day moving forward. Hope you've had a good weekend Today we chat about money. Do we have good financial habits? What's the dumbest thing we've ever spent money on? Can we have more of it? Also on this week's podcast: - We stan the Rundle Mall pigeon - Sharon Strez-techy (aka Zane) saves the HB Studios from certain doom - Our impressions of Link falling off a cliff are to die for

We're both pretty good at impressions, right? (Guess who writes these captions!) This week we play a truly DERANGED game: inhabit a character or 2020-appropriate accent, in a strangely specific situation. Tune in to hear David Attenborough come out of the K-hole, someone from Essex get lost in Tea Tree Plaza, and Scooby Doo get one or more hands inserted into his clacker. Also on this week's episode: - Ariana Grande's record: it's fine! - We unpack Zane's “mouth insecurities” - We stan Pages, the superior word processor

It's Brandon's Birthday! In the spirit of celebration - but more importantly, humiliation - Zane puts Brandon on the spot and forces him to answer awkward questions from his loved ones. Listen in for deeply strange chats about that time he saw our friend naked, surfing, the cursed gif that got him sent to ‘Gay Court', egg, and more! Also, we are forced to redact a section of the podcast for the first time ever, and we surprise Brandon with a special guest "Cameo" from a RuPaul's Drag Race ICON (no really, it's a Cameo Zane paid for as a surprise) Also on this week's episode: - Brandon is now watching Please Like Me, so we HAD to discuss Patrick - A candid chat about therapy (actually serious, and you should see your GP if you're struggling!!) - We rank Ariana Grande's albums from our most- to least-favourite - something no gays have ever done - Possibly too much Pokemon chat, sorry - Brandon takes over the episode to air out beef with a friend - Zane puts a popular South Australian Instagram account on BLAST

Today's episode is a big ol' TV debrief. Overrated TV Shows! Shows which went from 100 to 0! Shows that made you gay! And just our favourite shows ever! Also on this week's episode: - 'Is he gay or just in the city?' - Can boys without “cum gutters” wear crop tops? - Zane thought that Kate Hudson and Cate Blanchett are the same person - Brandon challenges last week's Song Of The Week - The girl from Zane's high school who claimed she could teleport

What does your favourite drink say about you? We answer that question by inventing people who don't exist to suit a list of increasingly grim drinks. Yes, this is something we've kinda done before, but it was fun then and it's fun now so GET OFF OUR BACKS. The drunk chat doesn't stop there. We talk about: our first times getting drunk! The drunkest we've ever been! And the time Zane's father was drunk with someone who is now one of our state's most famous singers! Also on this week's episode: - The NSW Premier had “dicky dicky puss puss” with a dodgy MP - NATIONAL EGG DAY - We play a game called “Gamey Game Game,” which is a name Brandon thinks he stole from someone else but can't remember who. ~tag us so we can give credit~ - We kiss. Maybe. - Zane once met JOANNE (the one who sang ‘Jackie!')

This week, we introduce our very first Guest Binch! Matt Fiacchi, friend of the pod, is the co-founder of Spectrum: a new app we hope will become an important resource for the queer community. Also, Matt's in an open relationship, so we decided to talk about open relationships with someone who actually knows what they're talking about! Also on this week's podcast: - The word 'straggot' - Zane storms off the podcast - Lay off Chrissy Teigen, you dicks - A weird ASMR spiral occurs towards the end of the podcast - There's a bathhouse in Adelaide?! - Brandon explains how a room at his friend's house came to be known as the ‘blowjob room' Share with us your thoughts on Twitter (@hey_binch) and please subscribe and leave us a cute rating while you're here!

Australian culture: it's certainly something we all grew up with. From Cheez TV to Kath and Kim to crushing on boys from Neighbours, this week we celebrate what makes Australia... great? Or not so great? Or both at the same time? Also on this week's podcast: - We talk about Mariah Carey. A LOT. - A delightful chat about the intricacies of drunk vomiting - Zane apologises for getting two very different conditions very confused last week.

We're back! We may have missed last week's episode due to one of us being a ~sick widdle baby~ but we're here with a new episode to celebrate Bisexual Awareness Day. From outdated sitcom storylines about bisexuality, to the experiences straight men seek out in secret, to whether we should all say ‘fuck it' and just be bi, all things sexuality are on the table this week. We also debrief on Super Mario 3D All Stars! Zane puts forward an interesting take on what the best 3D Mario game actually is, and we ask: does Super Mario Sunshine hold up? And is it a cardinal sin to play the 3D All Stars games out of chronological order? Also, somehow, all of this also happens: - One of us reveals they once sold feet pics - We discuss Heidi Montag's one song that was actually pretty good - Should we review the Avicii game on Nintendo Switch? - “Yeah Nah, Nah Yeah” leads to an impassioned rant against horses - We settle the “do gays eat breakfast” debate

MySpace! FunnyJunk! MSN! This week, we unpack the internet of our adolescence, in which one of us faked a friend's death and the other catfished someone. Looking at porn on dial-up internet, starting fights in MySpace bulletins, flirting through Formspring and more. We also learn a lot about each-other we genuinely didn't know. Also, somehow, all of this happens: - Brandon tries to be a good person and it doesn't go well - We get the skinny on the new Mario and Zelda games - Who don't the gays claim and can we swap Zachary Quinto for a straight person? - Brandon does an impression of an Australian band you absolutely need to hear - We will die for Westfield Tea Tree Plaza - Do gays eat breakfast?

Friendship. Is it good? This week we break down friendships: can gays be friends? How do you resolve conflict between friends? Can you keep your mates from high school? Also, somehow, this podcast also involves: - A new segment, 'What's The Skinny?' in which we lose our minds over Adele's bantu knots - Zane's Hot Juicy Tit - Our song of the week leads to both of us pulling out a stunning Michelle Williams impersonation - Brandon taking black market Ritalin

This week's episode is a true journey, featuring an EARTH-SHATTERING revelation about our friendship. We also play a really dumb game where we make up personalities and backstories for a bunch of names Brandon swears are real. All we know is we're still kind of in love with Benji. Also, somehow, all of this shit also happens: - Brandon unveils a Long Island accent you MUST hear - Zane literally falls off of his chair - We play a quick round 'Yeah Nah / Nah Yeah' - Mr Sheffield... is hot - We rightfully praise 'Rise Up', the inimitable ANTHEM from the Australian Idol Top 12

We're back! After a brief hiatus, we're coming to you live from the brand new Hey Binch Studios. (Brandon did the conveyancing.) You can hear every husk and creak of our voice so much clearer! You love that. This week we play a game Brandon calls "Yeah Nah or Nah Yeah?" Over-fancified supermarkets! Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman! Lynx Africa! Those weird phone case handles! We pass judgment on everything. We also, somehow, talk about: - Do people ship us? (If you send us a fanfic we WILL read it out) - Give the Cock Destroyers a daytime TV show you cowards! - We both do Toad impressions which are honestly very good - If you're still referencing American Pie in 2020, let it go

On this week's episode we play everyone's favourite sexy game, ‘Would You Rather'! Unsurprisingly, most of them are about sex. Sex with Shawn Mendes! Sex with Trump! Sex with your parents! It's all on the table. We also talk about: - Shea Coulee putting her ‘Poulee' on OnlyFans - Hey Binch: The Lost Tapes - Zane explains ‘finstas' to Brandon - We play the ‘gross sex person' game - And we discuss the audio of this podcast (WE KNOW)

This week's, it's our Gays Answering Questions episode! Our beloved and devoted fanbase has sent us questions about life, love and everything in between - and we responded mostly by swearing and dragging people for filth. Listen to hear us answer questions such as: - Who does Delta Goodrem think she is? - How do you get over first date nerves? - Will Zane play Bangarang on the radio? - Where should I start with a skincare routine? - How do I avoid being cancelled? - When lightning strikes the ocean, why don't all fish die instantly? (Our ability to answer that one is truly impressive) Please keep the questions coming because this was heaps of fun! You can tweet us (@hey_binch) anytime. And because we can't say it enough, we do need to keep taking tangible action to support the fight against racism and bigotry. We'd love you to consider donating to one of the below organisations doing incredible work, although there's no shortage of great organisations who deserve your support! Black Rainbow (AUS): www.blackrainbow.org.au Change The Record (AUS): changetherecord.org.au Sisters Inside (AUS): au.gofundme.com/f/bfvnvt-freethepeople Emergency Release Fund (US): emergencyreleasefund.com

This week's episode is about hoe shit. Just straight up hoe fuckin shit. We tell our worst, dumbest stories from our glorious hoe days! Such as the time Brandon pretended he was religious mid-hookup for absolutely no reason! Or the time Zane's post coital shower was interrupted by someone named “Devon”! We also, somehow, talk about: - Someone Zane knows met Hugh Jackman. Someone else he knows had a rendezvous with Cher. At least one of them is lying. - Brandon going down in Adelaide Uni history for writing a guacamole recipe in an exam. - Why Zane's boyfriend is, in a lot of ways, a 45 year old woman. Also, next week we want to answer YOUR questions on the pod! Tweet us at @hey_binch with your questions, whether about relationships or literally anything else, and we'll get to them next week. And because we can't say it enough, we do need to keep taking tangible action to support the fight against racism and bigotry. We'd love you to consider donating to one of the below organisations doing incredible work, although there's no shortage of great organisations who deserve your support! Black Rainbow (AUS): www.blackrainbow.org.au Change The Record (AUS): changetherecord.org.au Sisters Inside (AUS): au.gofundme.com/f/bfvnvt-freethepeople Emergency Release Fund (US): emergencyreleasefund.com

It's our 10th episode! And what better way to celebrate than by talking about being cancelled and apologising? In this episode, Zane asks Brandon to explain the Tati Westbrook / Shane Dawson / Jeffree Star / James Charles drama to him. He almost succeeds! It brings up some interesting questions: for example, when someone who makes a product you love gets cancelled, what do you do with those products you already own? Like, should Brandon BURN his Jeffree Star cosmetics? Should we stop reading Harry Potter because JK Rowling is a raging transphobe? Then, towards the end of the episode, Brandon completely redirects the conversation so that we talk about ourselves. Stick around for a dirty laundry airing/couples counselling session in which we unpack the biggest fight we've ever had! We also, somehow, talk about: - Being old enough to remember David Hicks - TikTokkers, who we do not know or understand And because we can't say it enough, we do need to keep taking tangible action to support the fight against racism and bigotry. We'd love you to consider donating to one of the below organisations doing incredible work, although there's no shortage of great organisations who deserve your support! Black Rainbow (AUS): www.blackrainbow.org.au Change The Record (AUS): changetherecord.org.au Sisters Inside (AUS): au.gofundme.com/f/bfvnvt-freethepeople Emergency Release Fund (US): emergencyreleasefund.com

This week's episode is the inevitable Drag Race episode! Yes, we're the first podcast to talk specifically about RuPaul's Drag Race. Groundbreaking work. We try to list our favourite Drag Race moments, but mostly just talk about Monique Heart. And because we can't say it enough, we do need to keep taking tangible action to support the fight against racism and bigotry. We'd love you to consider donating to one of the below organisations doing incredible work, although there's no shortage of great organisations who deserve your support! Black Rainbow (AUS): www.blackrainbow.org.au Change The Record (AUS): changetherecord.org.au Sisters Inside (AUS): au.gofundme.com/f/bfvnvt-freethepeople Emergency Release Fund (US): emergencyreleasefund.com

(A brief content warning for this week's episode - we do discuss eating disorders throughout this podcast. These are only our subjective experiences - if you or someone you know is struggling, you can call The Butterfly Foundation's confidential hotline on 1800 ED HOPE!) Why are beauty standards in the gay community particularly fucked? Why is dating as a gay man so fucked? Both of us have had our struggles with all of this (and thankfully come out the other side somewhat well-adjusted (emphasis on ‘somewhat')) so we sit down to talk about everything from fillers to ‘thinness' as a commodity. Of course, it's not all serious. It never is! We also talk about: - Tina Fey, who - conspiracy alert - is a confirmed listener of the pod - Does straight culture exist? (Yes, and it's Kmart) - The kid from the McCain's ad, who is apparently a hot gay now? - The secret content goldmine that is Facebook groups - Oh and the last 5 minutes or so are an absolute trainwreck. Something to do with Daniel Bedingfield and beans. We don't know. And because we can't say it enough, we do need to keep taking tangible action to support the fight against racism and bigotry. We'd love you to consider donating to one of the below organisations doing incredible work, although there's no shortage of great organisations who deserve your support! Black Rainbow (AUS): https://www.blackrainbow.org.au Change The Record (AUS): changetherecord.org.au Sisters Inside (AUS): au.gofundme.com/f/bfvnvt-freethepeople Emergency Release Fund (US): emergencyreleasefund.com

In this week's episode we get kinda serious, which is weird, but it kinda works! Brandon's been through a lot this week, so we sit down and pull it all apart. How do you grieve the loss of an old friend? Especially when you find out via social media? Adult friendships and the way they move in and out of your life are strange, so we talk a lot about that... but also a lot of dumb shit: - We actually address the fight Brandon said he organised last week - A huge chat about bullshit allergies - Who can be bothered replying to messages straight away? ...And more! All fun and nonsense aside, we do need to keep taking tangible action to support the fight against racism and bigotry. We'd love you to consider donating to one of the below organisations doing incredible work, although there's no shortage of great organisations who deserve your support! Change The Record (AUS): changetherecord.org.au Sisters Inside (who are so close to their goal!): au.gofundme.com/f/bfvnvt-freethepeople Emergency Release Fund (US): emergencyreleasefund.com

This week's episode is all about school! Coming out on MSN, dealing with the OTHER gay kids in high school, the (lack of) diversity in our classrooms growing up. We also dive into racism in the gay community, talk about how stupid it is to have a “type” and then immediately proceed to talk about what our types are. ALSO, somehow, we talk about: - The fraught experience of coming down with a cold during a pandemic - Actually enjoying a little bit of establishing story scenes in porn before skipping to the bit that looks like beef carpaccio - The struggles of having a hot dad who parties ...And more! All fun and nonsense aside, we do need to keep taking tangible action to support the fight against racism and bigotry. We'd love you to consider donating to one of the below organisations doing incredible work, although there's no shortage of great organisations who deserve your support! Change The Record (AUS): changetherecord.org.au Sisters Inside (who are so close to their goal!): au.gofundme.com/f/bfvnvt-freethepeople Emergency Release Fund (US): emergencyreleasefund.com

Here at Hey Binch, we believe in practising positivity and excising toxic energy from our lives. That's why this episode is dedicated to our pet peeves! From people who walk too slow, to people who walk too fast, people who hate sand, people who are selfish with the air conditioner... just a lot of people we don't like really! We also talk about: - Why Brandon is Zane's "Wario" - Cosplay Meet 2008 Video 7 (if you know you know) - A shocking attempt at telling the story of something traumatic that happened to Zane before recording the podcast All fun and nonsense aside, we do need to keep taking tangible action to support the fight against racism and bigotry. We'd love you to consider donating to one of the below organisations doing incredible work, although there's no shortage of great organisations who deserve your support! Change The Record (AUS): https://changetherecord.org.au Sisters Inside (who are so close to their goal!): https://au.gofundme.com/f/bfvnvt-freethepeople Emergency Release Fund (US): https://emergencyreleasefund.com

This week is a very gay episode! Straight people in gay spaces, gay dating, the sacred fag-hag bond, and the realisation we are literally Will and Jack. We also somehow talk about: - That time Brandon "reverse kanga'd" someone on the dancefloor - That time Brandon pretended his dog was dead for no good reason - A lot of weird shit Brandon has done tbh - Why Aldi is cursed ...and heaps more! We'd love it if you could subscribe and leave us a cute rating!

First of all - we're starting to get our shit together with the audio quality of these podcasts! Fair warning though - the back half of this podcast is an impassioned argument about whether Wind Waker is a better Zelda game than Ocarina of Time. There's also a lot of Brandon insulting Zane, so there's something in it for everyone! We also, somehow, end up talking about: - The edit of ‘Cats' where you can see their ‘pussy bussies' - That time Brandon made fun of tattoos of the Manhattan skyline, feathers that turn into birds and the infinity symbol, not realising someone there had all of those exact tattoos - Being swindled by the marketing for Kangaroo Jack - Brandon's truly ‘gacked' robot peacock Animal Crossing villager who does not sleep and is probably in a k-hole most of the time - Also, the old anti-smoking ad where “Uncle Mark kicked the ball so high” comes up in a way you won't expect We'd love it if you could subscribe and leave us a cute rating!

In this episode of 'Hey, Binch!' we discuss Pete Evans and the 'plandemic' conspiracy theorists who want to arrest Bill Gates. We also discuss: - The time Heidi Montag called Brandon a bitch - Why Geese are bullshit - Forgotten Australian reality shows - The inaugural Animal Crossing 'Binchton Games' - Zane having to shovel dead rats 15 minutes before recording this podcast ...and plenty of other tangents we hope will make sense when you actually listen. We'd love it if you could subscribe and leave us a cute rating! We promise this will get better… kinda!

In the first ever episode of 'Hey, Binch!' we were supposed to discuss how we were coping in isolation. That's kinda boring, which is why it's for the best that we ended up discussing: - One of us having 'the libido of a 14 year old golden retriever' - Why Jessica Mauboy's 'Been Waiting' is a gay anthem - How we recharge our 'social batteries' - Reynold from Masterchef and his sexy neck - The time Brandon, a long-term vegan, was called out for wearing Suede shoes ...and plenty of other tangents we hope will make sense when you actually listen. We'd love it if you could subscribe and leave us a cute rating! We promise this will get better… kinda!