Hypothetically Speaking

This episode was an absolute mess. Would you rather no longer speak English and you can only speak & understand Italian? Or would you rather still know English, but you can only write things down to communicate? Almost more important than the episode itself, this week we started a new segment called mail time! We read a comment or two from the fans writing in on the episode. This segment started with a hilarious piece of hatemail coming our way. You need to give it a listen... Mandi if you're out there, we're sorry!!! Which side are you on? Let us hear it in the comments! We'll give you a shout out and probably make fun of you, too. Hypothetically Speaking Podcast. Available everywhere you can listen to podcasts. Watch us on YouTube! Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, Spotify, and Twitter.

From the lost episode vault... Take your chances coming across a dog without an owner, or running into a flock of seagulls (not the band). This is a classic, would you rather every dog you come across wants to attack you, or every bird you come across wants to attack you? Either way this new life will have your stress levels through the roof! Keep that head on a swivel. Stay away from any dog parks or beaches... Which side are you on? Let us hear it in the comments! We'll give you a shout out and probably make fun of you, too. Hypothetically Speaking Podcast. Available everywhere you can listen to podcasts. Watch us on YouTube! Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, Spotify, and Twitter.

Fork? Spoon? Knife? Chopsticks? Ladle? You can only choose one! This episode we discuss if you could only use one type of utensil for the rest of your life, which would it be? As the crusader in the third Indiana Jones says, "Choose wisely!" Which side are you on? Let us hear it in the comments! We'll give you a shout out and probably make fun of you, too. Hypothetically Speaking Podcast. Available everywhere you can listen to podcasts. Watch us on YouTube! Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, Spotify, and Twitter.

Animals and creatures everywhere! Would you rather have to live with a hawk trapped inside wherever you live, OR you can try and make it through a 100 yard long alligator infested swamp? It's air vs water. Getting your eyes pecked out, or body ripped to shreds. What side are you taking? Let us know in the comments below! Which side are you on? Let us hear it in the comments below! We'll give you a shout out and probably make fun of you, too. Hypothetically Speaking Podcast. Available everywhere you can listen to podcasts. Watch us on YouTube! Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter.

Would you rather have to always pay for anything in coins, or have to eat all of your meals from a drivethru restaurant? Who is racking up the calories at McDonalds, and who is having to lug full pockets of coins everywhere? Give the podcast a listen! Which side are you on? Let us hear it in the comments below! We'll give you a shout out and probably make fun of you, too. Hypothetically Speaking Podcast. Available everywhere you can listen to podcasts. Follow us on YouTube, Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter.

Would you rather have to wear every discarded facemask that you come across, or have to sneeze directly in the face of every new person you meet?

Episode 44: Dodge Anything Regardless of Speed OR Have Any 3 Questions Answered

Episode 43: Covered in Fur OR Covered in Scales

Episode 42: All food from a baby bottle forever OR Visible Diapers Forever?

Episode 41: Mike Tyson or Bruce Lee in a Street Fight?

Episode 40: Can Hockey be Described as Soccer on Ice?

Episode 39: Legs as Long as Fingers OR Fingers as Long as Legs

Episode 38: Sew All Your Own Clothes OR Grow All Your Own Food?

Episode 37: Take Pill that Doubles Intelligence but Lose Eyebrows and hair by 40, Yes or No?

Episode 36: Eaten by Dragon OR Burned to Crisp by Dragon

Episode 35: Contract Greyscale OR Become a WhiteWalker

Episode 34: Die and Reincarnate as Yourself OR as a Black Panther

Episode 33: Be a Tree OR Live Inside a Hollow Tree

Episode 32: Crying Infant for a Day OR Unwanted Houseguest for a Week

Episode 31: Crawl Everywhere Always OR Be on a Leash Held by a Stranger

Episode 30: No Doctors OR No Police?

Episode 29: Perfect Teeth and Terrible Breath OR Perfect Breath and Terrible Teeth?

Epsiode 28: Speak to All Animals OR Speak Every Language?

Episode 27: Hair constantly growing an inch an hour OR Fingernails at the same rate

Episode 26: Control the Weather OR Control Traffic

Episode 25: Six Flags Old Man Haunting Forever OR Big Wheel Trike Always

Episode 24: Pinched Every 5 Minutes Forever OR Ronda Rousey Face Slap Alarm Clock

Episode 23: Be a Chicken OR Be a Cow

Episode 22: Everyone Believes Your Lies OR Know When People are Lying

Episode 21: Eternity as a Ghost OR Dead and Nothing

Episode 20: Meal Every 3 Days OR No Sense of Taste

Episode 19: Stranded in Desert OR Floating in Ocean

Episode 18: Always Wear Pants Too Loose OR Shoes Too Big

Episode 17: 1 Year of Gordon Ramsey OR 5 Years of World's Best Masseuse

Episode 16: Attempt a Punt Return in the NFL OR Get Hit by 99 MPH Fastball in MLB

Episode 15: Vegetarian OR Hunt all the Animals you want to Eat

Episode 14: No Elbows or No Knees Forever

Question - Would you rather age from the neck up and have a young body forever or age only from the neck down and have a young face forever