Lizzy Cooperman's weekly musings as she ventures into self-isolation with a shoddy immune system and nine thousand pounds of brown rice.
Lizzy closes out season 2 with the one and only actor and comedian Beth Hoyt. Together they take on hot-button issues like water parks, Little Women, sweet sixteens, Austin, feta cheese, DUIs, and horoscopes! Needless to say, it's a finale to remember. Today's stunning theme song by Jimmy Smagula.
Lizzy vents about peacocks & Gossip Girl and then welcomes her hilarious friend, comedian Brendon Walsh, to disuss Defcon 5, pranks, Xanax, wheelhouses, antennas and elbows. Things take a shocking turn when The General appears. Todays stunning theme song by Gabe Saucedo.
Lizzy talks about the collapse of her empire, or rather, her bookshelf, and ponders her upcoming birthday. She then invites her effervescently talented friend, showrunner Hathaway Loftus on to discuss cucumbers, Whitney Houston's stunt double, pops of culture, dog walking attire, and egg poachers. Things taking a shocking turn when they touch on snap peas.
Lizzy invites you to the event of next year. She then welcomes (as she wonders why she writes these in third person) her incredibly talented friend, Conan writer and Hemnes master Jessie Gaskell. Together they delve into Jurassic Park, caterpillars, kombucha, sourdough mothers, and then when you least expect it? Jars! It's truly one for the books. Today's stunning theme song by Ben Perlstein.
Lizzy wants a dog but might need help with the selection process. She then gets to visit with her insanely talented friend Major Entertainer (Mike Hickey) & they talk weddings, funerals, music, and walking, not even for a cure! Today's exceptional jingle by Robert Roy.
In yet another shocking season finale, Lizzy prepares to leave for the desert. She then welcomes her talented, hilarious friend, the one and only Danielle Perez. They explore Biden's eyes, Next Door app drama, blacking out, Coach, morphine, email sign-offs and life events far too significant to wedge into a description. And they touch on dropped baselines, of course.
Lizzy vents about the news coverage surrounding Joe Biden's potential VP pick. She then welcomes her dear friend, the extraordinarily talented Nikki Glaser. Together they delve into protein bars, hard swallows, strange tests, red eyes, cinnamon syrup and lest we forget- crackling spray tans. Today's theme song by Ben Perlstein.
Lizzy puts Wynn Las Vegas in the hot seat, then she welcomes her hilairous friend, writer and actress Alessandra Quest. They can't help but delve into girls.com, senior citizen dogs, Smuckers-toting cops, a romantic dream about Rainn Wilson, Alessandra's thighs, and the origins of Lizzy's papasan chair. She explains to Lizzy why it was a purchase, not an investment. Today's gorgeous theme song by Jimmy Smagula.
Lizzy expresses concern over the lack of response to her chain letter. She then chats with one of her favorite people- hilarious comedian and star of the new show Nikki Fre$h...the devastatingly lovely and talented Jared Goldstein. Together they unabashedly delve into Hamburger Mary's, hair follicles, fat markers, and filling the well. And then you guessed it, they careen straight into secret drawers, secret doors, and strange therapists. This one will moisturize your soul, or my name isn't Leslie Copperstein.NOTE: This episode was recorded before the death of George Floyd, this week’s protests & all other subsequent events. Love to all. #blacklivesmatter
Lizzy laments an accidental encounter with a young delivery man, and bids adieu to Pier 1 Imports. She then chats with brilliant artist, writer, and podcast host Nicole Georges about power napping, Lynda Barry, Marco Polo, Pony Sweat, poetry, eyebrows, and Nicole's recent, brazen, and news-garnering confrontation with maskless joggers that nearly earned her a possibile presidential nomination. NOTE: In this episode they also discuss Dr. Laura. Lizzy later realized they were talking about two different Dr. Lauras...Dr. Laura Schelissinger and Dr. Laura Berman...which she thinks you'll agree only enriches this very special episode.
Lizzy bemoans a new development in her apartment building while celebrating the arrival of a much needed technical device. She then welcomes her insanely talented friend, writer and producer Patrick Walsh. They discuss the sheer indulgence of 90 Day Fiance and then delve like never before into marionettes, Nooks & Crannies, and Patrick's old Ingmar Bergman-esque neighbors. Things take a startling turn when they uncover the truth about at which point Patrick noticed a sizable smudge on Lizzy's face. Today's stunning theme song by Elizabeth Messick and Cooling Prongs, engineered by Christopher Battaglia.
Lizzy questions the mysterious sounds on her roof and shares the premise of a story she wrote for a Masterclass. She then welcomes one of her oldest friends in comedy, the exceptionally talented Carmen Lynch. They talk about the Hogwarts bus, Carmen's chicken showstoppers, and share mories of starting out at The Comic Strip Live under the guidance of the late and great, and beautifully iconic Lucien Hold. Today's stunning theme song by Robert Roy.
Lizzy really shakes a finger at an out-of-place image in the intro to The Great British Baking Show. She then gets to chat with her friend, brilliant writer and director Kati Skelton. Together they plunge into the depths of Space Grey, Animal Crossing, and gardening.
Lizzy gives a Spectrum-related disclaimer and makes an announcement. She then talks with her insanely bright and hilarious friend comedian Brent Sullivan about licorice jelly beans, public transportation, leaf blowers, bank telling, I mean, what do they not cover?? Today’s stunning song by Jimmy Smagula.
Lizzy talks about how she loses her appetite when recipe authors reveal their true personalities. She then gets to chat with the brilliantly funny Chris Estrada about long drives, bringing grandma to the grocery store, Harry Potter reading hour, love dolls, Edward Bunker....AND Eddie Bunker. It's a must- listen. Today's theme song by siren of magic Elizabeth Messick and Cooling Prongs, engineered by Christopher Battaglia.
Lizzy finally got to use her aloe plant for medicinal purposes. She then gets to chat with incredible comedian & artist Casey Jane Ellison about public cupcakes, and seeing each other at what may have been the very last show, the very last party. They also hate on Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz and all other Caseys.
Lizzy puts The Container Store on blast! She then chats with her exceptionally funny, talented, and just all around fantastic friend, comedian/actor/writer Will Miles. They delve deeper than you ever thought possible into birds, astrology, and Target. Todays stunning theme song submitted by Robert Roy.
Lizzy gets right into it with her dear friend, the hilarious comic Myq Kaplan. In a conversation teeming with synchronicity, they discuss peacock feathers, cruises, chipmunks, hearts, and Iris Apfel! Listen to the end for a very special bonus track submitted by Myq himself.
Lizzy questions Oprah's taste in doctors, and talks about chimes and dots. She then chats with the one and only Blair Socci about Hawaiian pizza, Suze Orman, and what it's like to be quarantined in her childhood bedroom.
In a shocking season premiere, Lizzy's back and not pleased with her neighbors for blasting Santana. She then chats with hilarious comedian, actor, writer-- and star of TruTv's Those Who Can't, Andrew Orvedahl. They take on pretty much everthing from dogs to bread to eyes! Stunning theme song by Ben Perlstein.
In this shocking season finale, Lizzy fantasizes about the organizational tasks she'll take on during her break. She then chats with her nearest and dearest, insanely talented actor and writer Emily Maya Mills. They don't hold back as they delve into ice, eggs, mask work, and x-rays. Expect wild edits! Theme song by Ben Perlstein.
Lizzy talks about a deadly mixture and puts magical faieries on blast. She then welcomes her friend, the hilarious comedian Caleb Synan. They delve deep into OJ, C3PO, and Caleb's Dad's new Facebook page. Gorgeous jingle by Elizabeth Messick and Cooling Prongs & engineered by Christopher Battaglia.
Lizzy tells a harrowing tale of bringing her towels down to the dryer. She then welcomes her immensely gifted and hilarious friend, actor and artist Davey Johnson. They explore Nebraska-style chili, empty parking lots, and a horse named Rachel. Song by Ben Perlstein.
Lizzy talks about her new career as a professional basketball player. She then welcomes her guest, the brilliant and hilarious (currently) Denver comedian, Janae Burris. They discuss offensive material, living like you're in The Shining, and showing a little shoulder. Today's lovely jingle is written and performed by Rich Dollinger and Shawna Kenney. This episode is dedicated to Janae's Grandma Emma.
Lizzy vents about her email correspondence with the Shopkick app. She's then joined by the truly innovative comedian Brent Weinbach. Rest assured they mention all of the following: mangoes, bananas, avocados, coffee cherries, eggs, carrots, water, coconut, agar, milk, almond milk, but butter, avocados, coffee beans, almonds, Greek yogurt, coconut yogurt, turkey wraps, pistachios, and goats! Today's jingle by Robert Roy.
Yes, it's true. Lizzy pontificates over the job of the Mayor, and then she gets to chat with her dear friend and star of the touring production of Les Miserables, none other than Jimmy Smagula. And guess what? He wrote and performed the theme song too.
Lizzy talks about The Yellow Wallpaper, and the trendy grey walls in her own apartment. She then brings on The Soup's own Kelly Levy, and they dive deep into the world of nut allergies, faux-leather leggings and how great it would be to have a massage chair. Today's stunning theme song by Jimmy Smagula.
Lizzy prattles on about hand-washing bandanas like a world-weary cowboy. She then welcomes her dear friend, the co-host of My Favorite Murder, none other than Georgia Hardstark. They delve deep into the world of pub cheese, Peletons, and other things that don't start with "p"- sorry, live with it. Also, a special guest: Lizzy's Neighbor's Lawnmower!! Stunning song composed by siren of magic by Elizabeth Messick & Cooling Prongs, and produced by Christopher Battaglia.
Lizzy accomplishes major goals before she hops on the phone with everyone's favorite Bargain Bin Beauty, the one and only Roz Drezfalez! They discuss crafting, waxing, and even romance in the time of Covid. Things take a jaw-dropping turn when Roz exposes someone who lied about having colored contact lenses. Today's theme song by Charlie Fields.
Lizzy describes the ideal DIY care package for your delivery person. She then welcomes her hilarious friend, actor and writer Tim Jennings. He shares a jaw-dropping story about his excommunication from the Instant Pot community. They discuss homeschooling, their lives as former co-workers, and Tim's marriage to a decorative piece of lace. A must-listen, with a lovely layered jingle by Gabe Saucedo.
Lizzy's elated to chat with Paige Weldon & Emily Faye, the wildly insightful and hilarious hosts of the one and only Mall Talk. Paige has a sixth sense as to whether a mall has a Peet's, a Starbucks or a Coffee Bean, and Emily talks about braving the storm of the general public to acquire a full-length mirror.
Lizzy delves into Ralph Lauren and the idea of human-scented spray. She then chats with the legendary comedian and rapper Howard Kremer about Passover food, street performance and Lady Gaga's aunt. Awe-inspiring jingle by Nashville's own Chris Crofton .
Lizzy talks about her first excursion into the outside world since isolation. She also chats with her vibrant, gifted and hilarious pal, Kara Klenk. They take a deep dive into the world of ho-ho's, Kara's asbestos-loving Dad, and the rise of the puzzle! Dazzler of a theme song by Robert Roy.
Lizzy mourns the death of Kenny Rogers and ponders the future of tiny houses. She then chats with her always lovely and insanely gifted friend-- writer and actor Bridger Winegar. And don't worry, they take an in-depth look at soup, the woes of Oprah Winfrey, and the elusive classroom game 7-Up. Today's stunning jingle by Ben Perlstein.
Lizzy chats with her longtime friend Raj Desai! His life is ever-changing these days, from getting married (but having to cancel the planned wedding) to his new job as a writer on The Tonight Show. They delve deep into the snack world and put Skinny Pop on blast! Today's amazing jingle by Charlie Fields.
Lizzy gives us a stunning look into her Amazon orders. She then chats with her dear friend, star of Comedy Central's Corporate, Matt Ingebretson. They cover everything from Stephen King to Halo Top, and then things take a dramatic turn when they chew the fat on drawing. Breathtaking jingle submitted by Gabe Saucedo.
Lizzy chats with one of her funniest friends, comedian Grace Jung. They discuss alone time, vloggers, and Spirited Away--and Grace even shares her feelings on Lizzy's tattered airport slippers. Stunning theme song by Jimmy Smagula!
Lizzy talks about orcas and charlatan healers, but honestly who really cares when she gets to chat with her dear friend Helen Davidson?? Helen saved up for an adventure in Madrid and now, due to the pandemic, she lives there. They talk about tomato tuna empanadas and how relationships are the only thing that matters. Also a mind-blowing jingle by Ben Perlstein.
Lizzy talks about Sir Isaac Newton and has an idea for her neighborhood drive-thru. Then she chats with brilliant comedic wonder Jamie Loftus about ballet slippers, LOST, and their mutual disdain for The War of Art. Glorious jingle by Robert Roy.
Lizzy talks about Alice Waters and Protein bites and then has her deep-thinking and hilarious friend Giulia Rozzi on to talk about the luxury of walking and how no one calls it Lamaze anymore. Today's theme song by the one and only, insanely talented Nashville-based musician Chris Crofton.
Lizzy doesn't like that her horoscopes are bending to fit the news. Her circadian rhythm is off, and she worries about maintaining her sanity. Luckily, her talented guest Chase Bernstein, who you may have recently seen on Late Night w Lilly Singh, helps her stay grounded with talk of "the market," Love Is Blind, and her disdain for sour cream. Today's lovely jingle is by Larry Forte.
First, a stunning theme song by none other than Les Miserables' own Jimmy Smagula. Then, Lizzy delves into Scorsese's Hugo, wine delivery, and the doomed fate of Pier 1. Then she calls none other than comedic cannonball, zen friend, and star of Netflix's The Bitter Buddha....the one and only Eddie Pepitone.
Lizzy tells it like it is while grafted to her papasan chair. She talks about The Big Leap, being messy, and tries to sell you a file cabinet. Special guest director Steven Feinartz describes his mochi run and his new device called the PhoneSoap. He then drops a major bomb by informing Lizzy that other people are actually going outside.
Lizzy gets a special delivery and sprays it with bleach. She also longs to make eye contact. If that's not enough, she gets to chat with her number one news source, comedian & radio star Marianne Sierk!
Lizzy ventures into self-isolation, discussing blueberries, bells, and the sun. She also chats with her dear friend, the painfully talented Chris Crofton.