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Photo by Anna ShvetsIn Episode 643, Germar finally finds the courage to deliver the Trans 101 course that every cis-person needs. It's a lot. It takes some brain power. Take notes. Follow @GermarDerron or don't because this site has run its course.

UniversalNO SPOILERS. In Episode 642, Germar delivers the web's BEST review of Jordan Peele's NOPE. Follow the fabulous filmmaker @GermarDerron.

Photo by Brett SaylesIn Episode 640, Germar is more brilliant than ever. First, listen to the slightly less brilliant, "Progressives, the Real Racists." Here, he discusses the real-life deets of episode 639 and makes better, more concise, points about it. Art. Follow a real artist @GermarDerron.  

Photo by Gotta Be Worth ItIn Episode 638, Germar returns to the world which is just as he left it. If you listen to one awful indie podcast episode this week, it really should be this one. DSE. Chef's kiss. Follow Jesus's right-hand podcasting man @GermarDerron.

In Episode 636, Germar actually covers a MOVIE for the first time in 873 years! Thor: Love and Thunder. Spoilers for sure, but light and marked. Follow the pod god of love @GermarDerron.

Photo by Andrea PiacquadioIt's a shortie! Me: I'm sick. Them: Work, work, work. Til you diiieeeee!!!! (inside joke) Here, I explain everything about getting ill because apparently most of you have never experienced it. Also, I have the answer to the question that isn't "malaise": it's like if someone had hot air that was slightly warmer than your body temperature, and it was filled with stank breath and virus and they pumped it through your mouth into your lungs and stomach and it got into your bloodstream and stayed there for 3 days. That's sick, bro.

Photo by Gustavo FringIn Episode 633, Germar drops straight facts knowledge. You don't know where this is going. So just press play and learn everything about interracial dating. Follow me, follow me, follow me, but don't lose your grip @GermarDerron. NSFW.

 Photo by Emma GulianiAs a man, I usually refrain from stating an opinion on the matter. But I was just so hurt. Action items.

In Episode 632, Germar's throwing his best stuff--anything to get you to listen. Respect women. But why doe? Follow the Feminist Fellow @GermarDerron.

 Photo by Gareth DaviesIt's a shortie! And it's a good listen. Storytime. Don't say "good morning" to Germar, but do follow him @GermarDerron.  BONUS: HE'S SINGING AGAIN!

In Episode 631, Germar continues to whine about app-based dating and people. If you haven't already, you definitely should follow the entire journey here, here, here, and maybe even here. Follow the man who is not nicknamed King Ding-a-ling @GermarDerron. 

Photo by cottonbroHe did it. In Episode 630, Germar Derron details his unending love for all of the beautiful people whose boobs he doesn't squeeze. Here, he explains that it's hard to date when all of the love interests pale in comparison to his platonic friendships. Follow all of your wives' best friend everywhere @GermarDerron.

Photo by Torsten DettlaffIt's a sequel. So, maybe listen to the original first. In this episode, Germar Derron reveals how his top former Hinge match responded to a little awkwardness. He then uses this point to spring into thoughts about people's general nastiness, aggressiveness, and lack of grace. Follow Dr. Derron everywhere @GermarDerron. NSFW.

It'sa me, Germario. I'm on the dating app Hinge now. If most men's experiences mimic mine maybe we aren't as bad as you think we are. (see, here) Follow Dating Derron everywhere @GermarDerron.

Photo by cottonbroIn Episode 627, Germar Derron gets desperate. He's talking about SEXXX!!!!! Body Count. Does it matter? Too high? Too low? Listen to every word. Don't argue with a ghost. Just listen to these things that never seem to be said. Watch the trailer for The Box because ummm, yeah.

Photo by Mike ChaiIn Episode 626, meet the Michael Jordan of people. It's another epi about all of the EQ, emo IQ, people stuff. But this one includes real-world examples, comparisons, reasons, purposes, and MORE. Follow the people's MJ everywhere @GermarDerron.

In Episode 625, at this point, Germar Derron is the only person worth hearing from that you haven't heard from about mass shootings. It's not a mental health issue. Follow the original everywhere @GermarDerron.

Photo by Jens JohnssonIn Episode 624, Germar recalls moments in five of his many many many many romanytic relationships, where he knew it would not work forever ever. Many. It gets deep--much deeper than just dating. Follow many many many everywhere @GermarDerron.

Photo by Alex GreenIn Episode 623, Germar delivers another best. podcast. ever. Recently, a local pastor did a whole sermon on why you shouldn't complain. He's dead wrong. If you don't wash your butt, don't follow Germar everywhere @GermarDerron.

There's no reason to protect her anymore. But much more importantly, it is so far beyond time for Black people to get their mental health right. PLEASE listen and learn. You CAN be a much better you, for everyone, with counseling and maybe medication.   

 This podcast contains stories that are the most important you'll hear today. You just gotta click and share . . . click . . . and share. Youth work has become impossible, but not for most of the reasons you might list.

In Episode 620, Germar really hates Plenty of Fish. So, once again he attempts to design the perfect romantic partner, with the hopes that she's a listener. And this time, he does that by examining the positives of past relationships. Follow Don Juan Germaro everywhere at the first person that responds with "k" gets a cash deposit in May.

Photo by Sharon McCutcheonIn Episode 619, they, them, theirs. In another best episode of all time, Germar explains everything better than everyone . . . again. No one will like this episode. Follow the world's greatest most-hated everywhere no one reads this. 

In Episode 616, Germar welcomes Professor Aditi Paul to the podcast. Dr. Paul is the universe's leading expert on Gen-Z sex, dating apps, and app-based sex work. Follow Aditi everywhere @iamaditipaul. Follow in love with the universe's best podcast host @GermarDerron.

A quick review of the latest Marvel-Sony-Spider-man-Villain-Hero-movie-film. LIGHT SPOILERS. Follow your hero, Germar Derron, everywhere @GermarDerron. NSFW.

In Episode 614, Germar Derron goes old school. He covers hit shows The Dropout, Inventing Anna, Super Pumped, and Winning Time (4:57), in that special way that only he can. But first, he expounds on some recent personal pain. Follow the Doc of Pod everywhere @GermarDerron. NSFW.

Photo by Vinícius Vieira ft from PexelsIn Episode 613, Germar proves definitively that superpowers and magic are real. Follow the metahuman everywhere @GermarDerron.

 Photo by Florian Köppen from PexelsThis is the most important episode of any podcast ever. And it's very short, so just listen. Follow the Seer everywhere @GermarDerron.

Photo by Alex Green from PexelsIn Episode 612, Germar Derron continues to try to understand why you can't stop arguing online. If we can understand it, we can end it? Follow G-man everywhere @GermarDerron, if you believe in freedom. 

 In Episode 611, "the BAT-mannnnnnnn." (09:00) But first, Germar addresses the most recent personal pod Alone. Follow darkness everywhere @GermarDerron. NO SPOILERS!

In Episode 609, Germar Derron FINALLY delivers another BEST. PODCAST. EVER. VERSUS. Smith v. Smith.  That's James Todd and Willard Carroll. Two 80s ICONS. Rappers, actors, and sexy light-skins. Who wins? Follow the BITdub everywhere @GermarDerron.

 Episode 608. While acknowledging that we are all unique, and walk distinct paths through Blackness, Germar Derron defines "Blackness" for the world. Follow the King of the Blacks everywhere @GermarDerron.

 Mark Brown / Getty Images fileIn Episode 607, Germar comments on the NFL's coaches of color controversy (09:25). Racism. Privilege. Quarterbacks. Bias. But first, catch up on ya boi. Follow this Black man for Black History Month everywhere @GermarDerron. NSFW.

Photo by Anastasia Shuraeva from PexelsIn Episode 606, Germar Derron delivers another best. episode. ever. Some people always had it together. Some people never get it together. Here's one reason why. Follow the podgod everywhere @GermarDerron.

MICHAEL REAVES / GETTY IMAGESIn Episode 605, Germar finally covers the NFL's Black and POC quarterback problem amidst the Tua Tagovailoa-Deshaun Watson fan war. Follow him everywhere @GermarDerron.

 Photo by Monica Silvestre from PexelsIn Episode 604, Germar figures y'all out. The world has changed. Get on board. It's all a stage, and we all perform. Follow the king of stage everywhere @GermarDerron.

Warner Bros.In Episode 603, the king returns to discuss where he's been, where he's going, and Spider-Man: No Way Home and The Matrix Resurrections. Please, follow Germar Derron everywhere @GermarDerron. NSFW.

In shortie #43, Germar revisits a recent truth shortie epi. In short, don't believe your lying eyes. Follow Poderron everywhere @GermarDerron.

This is actually half-a-shortie. You've heard Germar talk about ideas vs actions a lot.  Be a doer. We have enough thinkers. So this one is all about your intentions versus your impact. And it probably ties in well with the "where's the line" episode. Follow Geniusmar everywhere @GermarDerron.

Photo by Magda Ehlers from PexelsIn shortie #41, Germar continues to spit cold fire hotly. You know what you know. You do. But you don't know what you don't know. You don't. It's a good one. Follow Doc D everywhere @GermarDerron.

 Photo by Nadezhda Moryak from PexelsIn shortie #40, Germar delivers the best. shortie. epi. EVER. It's a response to a comment from a "goo brain."  Listen to learn all about goo brains and how to be a better you. Follow your favorite person on a pod everywhere @GermarDerron.

Marvel StudiosIn Episode 599, Germar Derron does the Eternals better than anyone else online. But first, every year new people find us online and expect the world to stop spinning. It won't. Follow Germar everywhere @GermarDerron.

Sony / ColumbiaIn shortie #39/38 (we're confused too), Germar reviews Venom: Let There Be Carnage, with super light spoilers. Follow him everywhere @GermarDerron.

 In shortie #38, Germar reviews The Many Saints of Newark--spoiler free. Follow the podgod everywhere @GermarDerron.

In Episode 597, Germar goes back to his roots! First, a quick review of Free Guy.  Then finally, he explains why you're wrong about the 20-21 Phoenix Suns, if you didn't recognize them as serious championship contenders. Follow Germar everywhere @GermarDerron. 

In shortie #37, Germar tries to uncover why people don't know, and what's stopping them from knowing. Then, one more quick note about life in Charm City. Keep following @GermarDerron. But more importantly nominate us now at https://survey.alchemer.com/s3/6513735/2021-Discover-Pods-Awards-Nominations.

 Photo by Styves Exantus from PexelsIn Episode 596, Germar finally catches you up on the big move to Maryland--race, relationships, roads, work, and economics. Follow the kang everywhere @GermarDerron. Oh, and we were oh so close last year to a Discover Pod Award. Feel free to nominate again.

Photo by Diva Plavalaguna from PexelsFact: most communication is neutral and not about you. Now, read it again.

Photo by Jopwell from PexelsYou know someone like this, but you didn't know what to call them. And they know . . . not nearly enough. Follow Germar everywhere @GermarDerron.

George Becker In shortie #32, Germar uses simple math . . . to solve a complex problem. Follow the podgod everywhere @GermarDerron.

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