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Patio Lanterns


    • Aug 26, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 53m AVG DURATION
    • 317 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Patio Lanterns

    Leon and Mr. X

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2025 55:21


    YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH Kurt showcases a new haircut. Ryan is hunting, foraging and fermenting every day. Kurt gets kicked off the jury. What are people doing in cafes? ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Armageddon

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2025 54:28


    NPR - "It's 2025, the year we decided we need a widespread slur for robots" "Debate over the song of the summer rages on, but if there were a contest for a word of the summer, one front-runner would surely be the onomatopoeic clanker." Ryan takes an aggressive stance against robots. Kurt is back from Europe.  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Gone in 40 Hours

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2025 64:48


    THIS EPISODE DESCRIPTION COULD BE A SONG Justin Bieber surprises Ryan with a new album. Song of the Summer gets country! Kurt rips to Whistler and back. Ryan attends a celebrity-filled wedding. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Runners vs Dog Lovers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2025 69:15


    PATIO LANTERNS SEASON 8: CHAPTER 10 Ryan's trail run. Vin Diesel announces some interesting Fast 11 news. Has the dog love gotten out of control? Brian Kelley (Beach Cowboy) releases a season 2 before Patio Lanterns High. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Two Cups, OneBC

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2025 62:00


    HOW CAN MIRRORS BE REAL IF OUR EYES AREN'T REAL The Florida Panthers outclass the Edmonton Oilers in the Stanley Cup Final. A Kurt Kootenay rocky mountain road trip. A new political party emerges to unite British Columbians.  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Mission: Impossible - Get a Job

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2025 66:10


    RYAN LORE The Canadian Food Inspection Agency (CFIA) has mandated the culling of four hundred ostriches in British Columbia, stemming from concerns of avian flu. Ryan goes back to school (x2). Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning discussion. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Red Eye to Pink Eye

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2025 94:09


    LISAN AL GAIB Kurt is back from his international journey, bringing fresh insights, new perspectives, and valuable guidance to share with the listeners. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Soul Searching

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2025 44:20


    The podcast will go on pause as Kurt ventures to find himself yet again. Ryan takes the tariff fight to US soil. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    The Ick

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2025 39:25


    LIVE FROM NELSON, BC Randy gets the ick. Someone loses their job hahaha!  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Finding Our Identity

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2025 58:39


    The Gilmore Girls Podcast People won't stop defending Wayne Gretzky. Love in the age of AI. Randy has a big surprise!  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Escape from the Metaverse

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2025 52:26


    Trade wars and brain rot. Ryan provides an update on his dating life. Kurt experiences reintegration sickness. Polarnights reveal! ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    The 5 T's of Podcasting

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2025 59:45


    Randy tries a brand new look. Kurt enters the Metaverse.  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Manifestation

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2025 50:51


    Should all robots be hot? The first Song of the Summer nominee for 2025. Mark Zuckerberg in Alien: Romulus. Ryan's new bedroom tip! Kevin Costner is a quitter. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Making a Masterpiece

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2024 61:48


    3 TIMES THE SUSPENSE. 3 TIMES THE DANGER. 3 TIMES THE TERROR. M3GAN has the coolest fits. Subservience (starring Megan) and buying the hottest robot while your wife is in the hospital. Kurt makes a masterpiece. Randy wants to join a femme moon circle. A commentor takes over the show. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    The Seaman

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2024 85:12


    In the fall of 2024, The Ushuaia left Ushuaia, Argentina and headed for the continent of Antarctica across the Southern Ocean. 2 days later, an event took place that had never occurred in recorded history.... ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    The Patio Lanterns Saga (w/ Jake Carey)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2024 58:52


    $jamesmichaelshannon2 Jake T. Carey joins us to accept recognition for nominating the eventual 2024 Song of the Summer winner, Porn Star Dancing. Stupid sexy vampires. Kurt is about to embark on another soul searching journey. Halloween is out of control. Discussing brain rot and niche instagram reels reaching our feeds. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Keep Nelson Weird

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2024 46:08


    MAKING RYAN'S HOUSE A HOME Kurt visits Ryan in Nelson, BC. Patio Lanterns High Season 2 brainstorm. We listen to the night train. Kurt volunteers. A key sponsor makes a comeback. Are towns too weird?  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Randy's Big Move

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2024 58:47


    BLUE SKIES AND CRYSTAL CLEAR WATER,  AMEN Ryan says farewell to Kelowna (and Best of Kelowna). After much deliberation we arrive at the Song of the Summer 2024. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    September Silliness

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2024 71:30


    THE FINAL FOUR The Song of the Summer nominations battle it out in a 16 team bracket. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Anustart

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2024 63:39


    THIS IS THE STORY OF A VERY TALL MAN... Ryan is looking for a fresh start in Nelson. Song of the Summer nominations are locked in. What has Alexander Grant been up to recently? Kurt watches Longlegs. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Lords of the Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2024 51:29


    INTRODUCING LORD KURT & LORD RYAN Randy's localized phone plan. Boring jobs and boring people, why does everyone make everything so boring!!? Doctors being egomaniacs. Ryan's quest filled weekend in Vancouver.  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    The Daily Debacle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2024 59:39


    The Daily did WHAT!? We attend another silent disco. Ryan makes a big purchase. Does Michael Barbaro know what the Daily did with their July 24th, 2024 episode "The Lingering Questions about the Attempt to Kill Trump"?  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    RIP Haroombe

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2024 62:22


    DID THEY SHOOT THE MONKEY? Ryan doesn't know how to pronounce Harambe. The return of digital cameras. A familiar name in the headlines again. Randy's obsession with water. A recent shooting makes us ponder if monkeys should be able to own guns. Zach Bryan and Taylor Swift are inevitable. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Crop Top Summer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2024 56:27


    JUSTICE FOR RACHEL The Stanley Cup Final is over but Kurt is still not nervous. Ryan tries out the pork chops in Lumby. It's a crop top hot boy summer. We break down the television show, Succession, which only just recently ended. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Ice Baths in Arizona

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2024 45:25


    PODATHON CANCELLED Ryan has a few too many mountain brews on his hike to Tuktoyaktuk. Kurt believes Arizona should be shut down. An uplifting story about the village of Elmswood. Joe Pavelski sucks! Dixon Dallas discovery. Best Local Podcast results... ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Podcast of the Apes

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2024 62:40


    APES BAD Ryan takes a road trip and ranks the communities within the East Kootenays. There's a bee infestation at Kurt's gym. Feeding Ryan brain nourishment on Instagram. Kurt's thoughts on Godzilla x Kong & Planet of the Apes. AI gaining momentum. Making the podcast more hygge. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Bustin' Makes Us Feel Good

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2024 59:48


    VOTE PATIO LANTERNS - a public pooper is on the loose in the Okanagan - Brian Kelley vs Tyler Hubbard -> we get you up to speed on the hottest feud in country music - Ludacris ARRIVES on our Song of the Summer list (or does he?) ----more---- Vote for us (ends May 17, 2024) https://bestof.kelownanow.com/ Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Hog Cranking

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2024 57:06


    VOTE PATIO LANTERNS We have been nominated for Best Local Podcast. NHL playoff talk. Taylor Swift discussion. Where is Pierre McGuire? The mysterious monkey king. Song of the Summer nominations are open! ----more---- Vote for us (starting May 6, 2024) https://bestof.kelownanow.com/ Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Killing for Content

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2024 53:21


    POUR ONE OUT FOR OJ Cicadas infestation incoming? The Canadian Country Music Awards are coming to Kelowna. How you laying (when you go to sleep)? The internet's dying. O.J. Simpson was "alert and chilling" on the couch drinking beer, watching TV 2 weeks before he died, lawyer says.  ----more---- Vote for us (starting May 6, 2024) https://bestof.kelownanow.com/ Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Party in the Pit

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2024 68:23


    Announcing our campaign for: Best local influencer Best local podcast Best overall Instagram account Best overall TikTok account Kelowna's pit. Pooping wonderland. Jake Gyllenhaal should be ashamed for his physique in "Roadhouse". Gym contracts. Rest in peace Kevin the goose.  ----more---- Nominate/vote for us https://bestof.kelownanow.com/ Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Kiss Our Boots

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2024 62:57


    We're speaking the Tennessee Truth Spring garden goals. Kurt shares a plane with a celebrity on his way to California. BK and TJ of Florida Georgia Line reach Ross/Rachel levels of sexual tension. Pigeon talk boils over. Airports need to smarten up.  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    The Iceman Cometh

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2024 115:29


    One hand on the wheel. Long, deep breaths. Caveman owns this road. Kurt is back from Iceland with much to talk about including: his rental car freaking out and taking control of the wheel intermittently, no bathroom breaks, no lunch breaks, Iceland being a country boy's dream. The cat cloning lady is back! Randy listens intently. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Super bowl Sunday, stood up on a Monday

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2024 53:08


    SPONGEBOB SUPER BOWL Somebody poisoned Kelowna's trees, and they're still out there! The K-man begins grinding his way to corporate king status. Randy's insane ear muff headphones. Kurt dating in 3 cities at once. Manifesting tragedy for podcast content. Kurt prepares for his trip ahead to Iceland to chase volcano content. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    The Fortune Cookie

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2024 81:41


    Featuring our favorite gameshow "WRITE IT OFF"   Quick Patio Date update. A fortune from a fortune cookie comes true. We play every accountant's favorite game, WRITE IT OFF. We discuss our interest in rearing kids, how many kids we'd like to rear (if any), and why or why not we think it's a good idea to rear these kids. Kurt opens up a world of possibilities on Hinge with one simple trick. Kurt recounts a romantic comedy experience on a plane to Paris. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Patio Lanterns (Lofi)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2024 38:01


    WE BLEW OUR CONTENT IN THE FIRST HALF   Aliens invade - are you getting drafted? Ryan has an ethical dilemma at the grocery store. Setting up a mugging on your first date. Our thoughts on lo-fi music. Getting into a serious car crash to meet your life partner. Is there a podathon in our future?  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Cinderella Story

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2024 61:01


    Happy New Year? Kurt explains his Cinderella experience after Raudz. Kurt and Ryan consider releasing invasive species into the Okanagan. Ryan becomes enthralled in TikTok academia. Epstein Island. Kurt announces that he is leaving the podcast again to go and find himself again. Would you pay money to avoid children in your day-to-day? What about old people? ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    My Dinner with Randre

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2023 55:44


    PATIO LANTERNS HIGH: EPISODE 5 (SEASON FINALE) Old friends Wallace (Kurt) and Andre (Randy) haven't seen each another in one week and agree to meet for dinner. Andre, a once well-known biologist, dropped out of the island scene to travel the province, while Wallace stuck around, finding only mixed success as a podcaster. As they sit down to eat, Andre launches into a series of fantastic stories from his time away, and Wallace can't help but notice how different their worldviews have become. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Flame Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2023 93:34


    We've still got each other A change to the BC Ferries reservation system has Randy fuming. Twin Peaks has us hooked! Kurt redownloads Tinder while Randy tries out Hinge premium. Who was Patio Lanterns' #1 listener from 2023? Thoughts on audiobooks. A discussion on the sudden rise in popularity of the divorced dad rock band, Creed. Should we try approaching women in real life? ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Patio Lanterns Beer Can Chicken

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2023 70:28


    Crispy on the outside, tender and moist on the inside. OpenAI CEO Sam Altman is booted out of the company. Fall is the time for relaxing or to be a piece of shit. The dating market takes a turn for the worse as we close in on the holidays. Ryan is trying out turtlenecks. Kurt is putting on a thick winter coat. Kurt starts watching the interesting and somewhat bizarre television show, Twin Peaks. After three years, Kurt and Ryan both beat Red Dead Redemption 2. Former OpenAI CEO Sam Altman is reinstated as CEO of OpenAI. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Dating Is Like Fantasy Football

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2023 64:45


    PATIO DATE DELAYED While waiting to iron out the remaining wrinkles to successfully launch PATIO DATE, Ryan investigates competitor apps. Has the algorithm predetermined our fates? A TikTok rant. Snapchat influencers are bizarre.  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Ready to Rocket

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2023 49:10


    Happy Patioween! [0:00] Patio Date founder Ryan Rancier joins us to address some rumors making the rounds and updates us on the upcoming launch of the new app. Should sports commentating go the way of the dinosaurs? A hero takes action on the streets of Kelowna. The worst chip. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Cowboy Diaries

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2023 64:03


    Two lone cowboys, Kurt and Ryan, host a popular podcast called "Patio Lanterns." Tired of their daily routines, they embarked on an adventure to find a place of peace and tranquility. Somewhere rural, closer to their roots. As they journeyed through the wilderness, horses acting as extensions of their manhood, their bond deepened. When they returned from the ranch, they recorded a special episode of their podcast, sharing their journey and feelings. The magical place, combined with their love, left them feeling refreshed and reenergized. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Hackers

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2023 97:20


    Our longest episode ever. Ryan travels to a small island where the goats outnumber the people. We discuss recent news such as the Mike Babcock resignation in Columbus and the Alien news out of Mexico. #FindKeith2023 update. Kurt wants to break up with his dental hygienist. Wasn't Tom Cruise supposed to go to space (or did he already)? Kurt gets h4cked on the livestream. A man makes too much money and he is mad. Song of the Summer 2023 winner is announced... ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Prom Kings

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2023 79:22


    Patio Lanterns High: Part IV It's prom night and the school courtyard is transformed into a prom wonderland, adorned with twinkling lights and decorations. Kurt (fresh out of juvenile detention) and Ryan, navigate the big night and their rocky relationships.   - Is Morgan Wallen a real person? - Randy avoids hurricanes and hits up Jumbo's Clown Room in Southern California - Kurt heads to Northern California and runs into some Napa Rebobs - Where is Keith Cook Carlson Ross #findkeith2023 - The final 4 SOTS nominees are announced. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Hollywood Lanterns

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2023 67:48


    Patio Lanterns High: The Halloween Special coming soon... "Patio Lanterns High" is a thrilling supernatural high school drama that delves into the mysteries of a cursed town, testing the bonds of friendship and bravery as its characters confront their deepest fears and unravel a centuries-old enigma.   - Aliens are real but who cares? - Ryan and Kurt recreate a famous scene from The Fast and the Furious - Ryan rants on raising money for a good cause - Kim Mitchell stinks? - Kurt has an encounter with a strange island man. - The Lost Episode finally released. Next up, Patio Lanterns the Podcast the Movie. - SOTS nominations - [45:00] We saw Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part 1  *spoilers* ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    The Lost Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2023 63:39


    5 YEARS IN THE MAKING Originally intended to be released in 2018, the (first) "lost" episode became a significant talking point over the years. It has evolved. And it's finally here. Enjoy. Eddie Spaghetti, the moon pr team, poop from the sky, Coffey Anderson, Chase Rice, live studio audiences, Keith Cook Carlson Ross (VISIS), bears=deaf people, would you rathers, Wilford Brimley, Cinnabon, sex dolls, Paul Flart.   Featuring our favorite clips from the following episodes: Bears, beets, deaf people (2018) Jurassic Lifestyle (2018) The Goat (2018) The Return of the Kurt (2018) Whose Fart Is It Anyway? (w/ Paul Flart) (2018) Sex Dolls (w/ Wilford Brimley) (2018) Audio Trouble Investigation Squad (2019) The Late Show with Kurt & Ryan (ft. Kent MacDonald) (2019) I'll Have the Tuna, No Crust (w/ Ryder Hoy) (2019) Is that barbeque sauce on your neck? (2019) Fat Cats and Where to Find Them (2019) Eddie Spaghetti (2019) Spring breakers (ft. Coffey Anderson) (2020) POOPBUSTERS (2020) R&R (Ryan & Ron) (2020) The Berenstein Dilemma (2020) ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast

    Silent Disco

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2023 63:24


    Patio Lanterns High: Part III - What happened to Threads? - X Gon' Give It To Ya - Jason Aldean cancelled - Randy and Caveman hit up the silent disco - A tip to stay cool and stretch out your pants - What's going on with all these grasshoppers? - An update on the Lost Episode - SOTS nominations ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast

    Alexander Grant

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2023 65:41


    This time on PATIO LANTERNS HIGH... - Ryan forces Kurt to watch all the Mission: Impossible movies - Kurt is KO'd by bacon and eggs - Butter + bread + olive oil + barley + water type businesses - LinkedIn lunatics and introducing Alexander Grant - Threads is out and Ryan is a day 1 user - SOTS nominations ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast

    High School Problems

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2023 65:48


    We invite superfans Christina, Alix, and Sascha onto the podcast to discuss our current and past lives. Just who is the Yellow-Vested Woman? ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast

    Bath time, shithead

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2023 82:40


    Kurt is back from Asia and Europe - Oiled up babies wrestling bulls - Turkish baths & slaps - Ryan's extravagant baths - Old people smell - Beautiful Parisians - We saw Fast X [0:00] We discuss Kurt's travels [57:30] Fast X (spoilers) discussion   Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast

    Wide Open Spaces

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2023 41:01


    LOYAL TO THE OIL   Kurt gets oiled up in anticipation of Game 5 of the Edmonton Oilers vs Los Angeles Kings in the playoffs. Ryan goes off on naturopaths. We reflect back and look ahead as Patio Lanterns celebrates 5 years! Kurt's a little lost and hopes to find what he's looking for on his next big trip. Ryan turns to artificial intelligence to create his dating app In Real Life.   This episode is on YouTube. Check it out! https://youtu.be/yszhSuifbGU Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast

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