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S2:E25 Requesting Friends: Friend Request | Jack Reacher: Never Go Back

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2016 75:54


Hey…. There isn’t much here in the way of descriptions. But the podcast kinda speaks for itself. Like…. for an hour it does.

S2:E24 Mathematical Geniuses: Do Not Resist | The Accountant

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2016 80:02


Do Not Resist:     The Accountant:  

S2:E23 Let Chris Hardwick know we’re still cool: Deepwater Horizon & Masterminds

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2016 61:10


    Join Mal, Eli, and Avery on an adventure of two movies that need some love. Trailers below:   DEEPWATER HORIZON MASTERMINDS

S2:E22 Don’t Quote Me: Blair Witch | Magnificent Seven

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2016 67:40


Click below to watch the trailers as we review them! Well… not like, as we review them. Maybe pause and then go watch and then unpause. Be sensible yo.     BLAIR WITCH MAGNIFICENT SEVEN  

S2:E21 Listener Appreciation Hour

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2016 49:05


Well hello there adored listeners! We know that sometimes we may come off as a bit sarcastic in our terms of endearment for our loyal listeners. That’s just who we are — or at least, how we talk. But rest assured! We absolutely love and appreciate you all! (Yes, even Chad.) This episode is all … Continue reading S2:E21 Listener Appreciation Hour →

S2:E20 Making America Premature Again: When the Bough Breaks | Southside with You

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2016 62:39


S2:E18 All of the Sausage: Hell or High Water | Sausage Party

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2016 71:10


This whole podcast is a sausage party, you say? Mmm… maybe. But we are reviewing the movie. Also, Hell or High Water. Or Hell Sausage. Whatever. This is a great episode. For real. It’s going down for real.

S2:E17 ACCIDENTAL PODCASTING: The Founder | Nine Lives

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2016 74:08


We’re back bitches! I mean… loyal listeners, we have returned! I mean…. just enjoy. We love you.

S2:E16 At the Speed of Plot: Star Trek Beyond | Ghostbusters

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2016 67:06


Did you say you wanted some good ole fashioned remakes?!?! No? Well have them anyway. Remakes has pretty much been a constant theme here at Premature Evaluators. But it’s not our fault. For every two original movies that we get to review we are presented with 3.2 million remakes. Which kind of dilutes the pool … Continue reading S2:E16 At the Speed of Plot: Star Trek Beyond | Ghostbusters →

S2:E15 The Peter Chernin Challenge: Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates | The Purge: Election Year

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2016 68:54


July Releases We’re back and we got some explaining to do… I mean, not really. Thank you guys for sticking through the chaotic free-for-all that was Episode 14. We’re back in the studio and not in Avery’s kitchen — so that’s an improvement.

S2:E14 Anniversary Edition: Oppressive Apathy: Jason Borne | Independence Day Resurgence

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2016 56:49


This very special Anniversary Edition recording was made with all of the love and joy that could be mustered in the Premature Evaluators universe! So no, it’s not cinematic or podcasting gold… but it’s good. Or pretty good. Or adequate. But definitely worth listening to. Maybe.

S2:E12 #MalContent: X-Men Apocalypse

Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2016 41:40


Today we review X-Men Apocalypse and talk a lot about reviewing Captain America: Civil War. Also, it’s the episode that Mal absolutely had the most fun on. Hands down, one of the most fun episodes every. Also…. if you’ve ever wondered who writes these descriptions — it’s probably obvious that it isn’t Mal.

S2:E13 CIVIL WAR

Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2016 62:17


We’ve dedicated this episode to a review of Captain America 3: Civil War.

S2E11 Pooping Sin: The Darkness | Money Monster

Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2016 67:12


S2E10 Hammer on that **** Hole: Bite | Automatic Hate

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2016 55:15


So the title…. yea… you just gotta listen. Thanks.

S2E9 For the Fans: Throwbacks

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2016 72:38


We revisit some of our past segments via fan request. Yea, it’s true. Like, literally fans asked us for these. For real. Really.

S2E8 The Replacement: Elvis & Nixon | Compadres

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2016 59:33


S2E7 Sloppy Seconds: Criminal | Green Room

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2016 76:05


Talk about a ranting episode…. There’s more passive aggressive anger in this episode than there was “uncles” at yo mama’s house! No, really, this is a great episode. Warning though, this is the last of the two episodes to suffer from a volume issue. The volume on this one is lower than usual but definitely … Continue reading S2E7 Sloppy Seconds: Criminal | Green Room →

S2:E6 Extra Sexy, Scary Episode: Before I Wake | Jungle Book

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2016 88:36


Episode 6 features so much sexy scary content that you might need to change you undergarments more than a few times and for new, entirely different reasons. Please excuse some of the buzzing and crackling through the first 15 minutes. We have a new setup in the studio and are working out some of the … Continue reading S2:E6 Extra Sexy, Scary Episode: Before I Wake | Jungle Book →

S2:E5 Millennial PSA: Get a Job | Backtrack

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 29, 2016 67:40


School break is over and you can’t live at your mom’s anymore. It’s time to move out and become a man. Or a woman, if you’re a girl. Or a woman if you’ve just been trapped in that body, we don’t judge. We’ve all been there… Young and jobless and stupid and having a sexual … Continue reading S2:E5 Millennial PSA: Get a Job | Backtrack →

LostEpisode | S1:25: Christmas Horror

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2016 70:12


We decided it was time to end the embargo against the Lost Episodes. You guys have earned it! Travel back in time with us to Christmas, 2015! Enjoy!! And Merry Christmas, every douche.

S2E4: Podcast Shaming: Perfect Catch | Midnight Special

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2016 70:35


In today’s very special episode we discuss love and relationships and all that Valentines-esque stuff. Also superpowers and robot angel demon kids. We made this episode especially for you! Happy Valentines! Will you be ours? You already are. Movie Reviews: Perfect Match DIRECTED BY Bille Woodruff SCREENWRITER Dana Verde Gary Hardwick Brandon Broussard CAST Terrence … Continue reading S2E4: Podcast Shaming: Perfect Catch | Midnight Special →

S2:E3 March Movie Madness: The Other Side of the Door | The Brothers Grimsby | 10 Cloverfield Lane

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2016 58:43


Welcome to Episode 3! Where movies meet March and March meets drunk and disorderly! With the unfortunate theme of March Movie Madness we don’t figure it’ll take you too long to guess what this episode covers. But we do it with surprising style! THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR DIRECTED BY Johannes Roberts SCREENWRITER Johannes Roberts Ernest … Continue reading S2:E3 March Movie Madness: The Other Side of the Door | The Brothers Grimsby | 10 Cloverfield Lane →

S2:E2 March has Fallen: Desierto, London has Fallen,

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2016 64:01


Episode 2, as promised and on time! One day that won’t be a running joke because every episode will be on time. This month is not that month apparently….. But Season 2 is strong with the Punctualness thus far! Let us have faith! We really hope you guys are loving the new format and production … Continue reading S2:E2 March has Fallen: Desierto, London has Fallen, →

S2:E1 February 2k16 Coming Soon: Deadpool, The Choice, The Pack

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2016 85:21


Welcome to the first episode in 2016! We promise that it will be better than the first episode in 2015… If you haven’t heard it, rewind in time and take a listen.   On today’s episode we review Deadpool, The Choice and The Pack. You’re excited about at least two of them. We’ll tell you … Continue reading S2:E1 February 2k16 Coming Soon: Deadpool, The Choice, The Pack →

S1:E24 Feminism- Mad Men Style: Jupiter Ascending | Tomorrowland | Insurgent

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2015 87:02


Remember back in the day when it was a man’s world? No longer! Today’s world is equal opportunity! No longer does it require iron will, perseverance, courage and determination be accompanied by a penis! No, now our female equals can do some day-saving! And we can kick back, have a beer and enjoy progress! On today’s … Continue reading S1:E24 Feminism- Mad Men Style: Jupiter Ascending | Tomorrowland | Insurgent →

S1:E23 Angry Cast: Angry Birds | Doom | Postal

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2015 77:25


Sometimes you want to watch movies. Sometimes you want to play video games. And then, occasionally, you want to watch a movie about a game that you used to play. I mean, maybe that happened once… because after that once you learned what we’ve all learned over the years: they suck. Movie Reviews: Angry Birds … Continue reading S1:E23 Angry Cast: Angry Birds | Doom | Postal →

S1:E22 The Listening Dead: Extinction | Pride and Prejudice and Zombies | Maggie

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2015 71:05


Let’s face it America: We is a zombie nation. We loves us some zombies. All of the movies are about zombies. All of the books are about zombies. There are even zombie cereals. Zombie politicians. Zombie porn stars… there’s no end to the zombie craze! Hopefully it’s just a zombie fad. But, if so, this … Continue reading S1:E22 The Listening Dead: Extinction | Pride and Prejudice and Zombies | Maggie →

S1:E21 Feed the Need: Need for Speed | Rush |

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2015 81:26


Who cares about racing? We do! Well… sort of. We care about these movies about racing. Well… we care about the reviews that we’re doing about these movies about racing. And that means that you should too! Need for Speed was one of the most highly anticipated movies of the decade and we’re super happy … Continue reading S1:E21 Feed the Need: Need for Speed | Rush | →

S1:E20 Childish: Pan | Underdog Kids | Descendants

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2015 78:16


We believe the children are our future. And as such we’ve dedicated this episode to them and the movies Hollywood has so graciously laid at their tiny feet. Sure… they’re probably getting a little short-changed compared to our childhood movies. But it’s all that they know. Probably all that they deserve too. Movie Reviews: Pan … Continue reading S1:E20 Childish: Pan | Underdog Kids | Descendants →

S1:E19 Low-Budget Podcasting: Sleeping with Other People | Pay the Ghost

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2015 68:40


It's important to recognize that in today's economy Hollywood is having to tighten its belt just like the rest of us. Today we'll be talking about independent or low-budget films. There's not a whole lot of description needed here. I mean, maybe there is... but I'm not going to type all of that. No one is really paying me... so.... #LowBudgetPodcastingProblems

S1:E18 Samuel L Jackson: Kite | Reasonable Doubt | The Samaritan

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2015 74:41


    When we reached out to Samuel and told him we were going to focus this episode on him he was ecstatic! We’ve never heard such angry joy before. We are pretty convinced that you will be jumping for joy by the end of this podcast as well. Press play, sit back, and feel … Continue reading S1:E18 Samuel L Jackson: Kite | Reasonable Doubt | The Samaritan →

S1:E17 Moderation Impossible: Hitman Agent 47 | Mission Impossible | Man from UNCLE

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2015 74:40


These ain’t your daddy’s spy movies! Well, unless your dad is Tom Cruise. Not saying that’s impossible… just… unlikely. Unless you’re one of his star children. We really think you guys are going to love this episode. Not because it’s awesome and you’ve loved every episode before… which is true… but because we put a … Continue reading S1:E17 Moderation Impossible: Hitman Agent 47 | Mission Impossible | Man from UNCLE →

S1:E16 “Horror” Movies: Demonic | The Visit | Poltergeists

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2015 72:43


So we heard Halloween is coming. In typical fashion, we decided to do an episode on “horror” movies. In atypical fashion, we’re doing it early. We’ll like do another as October 31st approaches. But just in case we decide otherwise later… here’s this. Movie Reviews: Demonic   The Visit   Poltergeists Avery, Eli, Stuart

S1:E15 Mice Will Play | Batman V Superman, Suicide Squad

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2015 73:52


So something odd happened… We’ve done another Batman v Superman review. Yea, doesn’t seem that odd given that we’ve talked about this movie at least once a week for the past month. But Eli wasn’t able to make this recording. So it’s just Stuart and Avery. Which means basically we’ll do whatever nerdy thing we … Continue reading S1:E15 Mice Will Play | Batman V Superman, Suicide Squad →

S1:E14 DC VS MARVEL Movies

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2015 83:12


Welcome to nerdgasm! We initially planned this podcast around discussing all of the upcoming Marvel and DC movies. We then realized that we’d essentially done that throughout the infancy of our podcast. No, we don’t nerd out every week… but for a solid month we probably talked about Batman V Superman every week. And groaned … Continue reading S1:E14 DC VS MARVEL Movies →

S1:E13 Too Sexy for this Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2015 70:01


 Welcome to podcast porn! Well, if by porn you mean ridiculously crappy sexy movies. Yea, I guess that’s porn. WARNING: This episode has been flagged by Families for America for excessive naughtiness. Proceed with caution. Also, Stu is still nailing it with the tag lines. Call him at his personal number to offer him encouragement. We … Continue reading S1:E13 Too Sexy for this Podcast →

S1:E12 From Books to Movies to Crap

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2015 70:22


It’s Episode 12! YOU ARE NOT READY! Actually, it’s us that were not ready… as you probably noticed, this episode release is a tad bit late. That’s because of Avery. He up and thought he had more important things to do than to serve our listeners. Tar and feather him! But be gentle. He has … Continue reading S1:E12 From Books to Movies to Crap →

S1:E11 NICOLAS CAGE MARATHON

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2015 120:15


It’s finally here… SEASON ONE: EPISODE ELEVEN! NICOLAS CAGE! We haven’t been this excited about an episode since… the last one. This episode has 439% more Nicolas Cage than any other episode ever! Even still, we’re not sure if we’ve done him enough justice. He is our protector. Our hero. Our entrainment. Our joy. Peace. … Continue reading S1:E11 NICOLAS CAGE MARATHON →

S1:E10 A Movie By Any Other Name

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2015 97:16


Welcome to the pivotal #10! This changes everything! Season 1: Episode 10 goes where no podcast has ever gone before! Ok… none of that is true.  I mean, it is episode 10. That’s true. But otherwise it’s a pretty mediocre walk through awesomeness. Let’s be real, we’ve never done anything less than awesome. Movie Reviews: … Continue reading S1:E10 A Movie By Any Other Name →

S1:E9 White Washed

Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2015 97:55


Season 1: Episode 8 takes a look at two 80's favorites which are headed to the box office to take a beating. We also came near enough to having a theme of Singing Teenie Boppers. Actually, given the direction of Terminator: Genisys, we might have managed it anyway.

S1:E8 Great Jim White Hope

Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2015 83:30


This is the episode you’ve been waiting for! Well, so like, you finished Episode 7 and figured 8 was coming next… AND IT DID! And now you are excited! We have some thoughtful podcast critiques from Stu, Avery embraces the hope of Jim White and Eli takes a moment to formally take a dump on … Continue reading S1:E8 Great Jim White Hope →

S1:E7 Tyler Perry’s Fantastic Four

Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2015 92:19


Don’t be mislead by the title. I mean, if the title made you think  this wouldn’t be a terribly offensive episode then right, don’t be mislead. It is exactly that. But not by design! Pinky swear! In this episode, the cast helps Avery who is struggling to name a segment that should be pretty easily … Continue reading S1:E7 Tyler Perry’s Fantastic Four →

S1:E6.5 After the Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2015 44:17


Avery, Eli and Stu leave the mic running and discuss Netflix’s Daredevil WARNING: This special episode contains a plethora of spoilers. This isn’t our norm, so we thought we’d warn you. Netflix: Daredevil

S1:E6 Straight Men

Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2015 97:01


What happens when a host of a podcast shows up to a recording on drugs? Are pretty awesome podcast, that’s what. And just to clarify, that host was Stu. And that drug was caffeine. Avery‘s thankful for an opportunity to nerd out over the new Starwars trailer (and it won’t be the last time). And … Continue reading S1:E6 Straight Men →

S1:E5 Probably About Kevin Smith

Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2015 99:37


This is a special 420 edition of Premature Evaluators! Nah… we didn’t even really know it was 420 until pretty late in the day. We’re not hip anymore. Well, Eli and Avery aren’t hip anymore. Stu isn’t in this episode. He was “working”. Also… Eli sh**s on Kevin Smith for 30 minutes. This episode is … Continue reading S1:E5 Probably About Kevin Smith →

S1:E4 Not About Dildos

Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2015 105:01


Premature Evaluators are in full-effect! That means something to somebody… Why are you even really reading the show notes? They kind of suck right now. The whole site kind of sucks right now. But that’s just because we’re putting so much effort and time into providing you, the listeners, with a quality podcast! Oh… And … Continue reading S1:E4 Not About Dildos →

S1:E3 Cybernatural

Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2015 104:22


We’re going to open up to you guys a little. Let you into our thoughts and hearts. This is probably the first recording that we don’t feel ashamed of. I mean, not totally… Please take a listen and provide us with any feedback that you might have. Believe us, we take feedback to heart. (The … Continue reading S1:E3 Cybernatural →

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