Tales From the Kayfabe

The guys talk about WrestleMania 14 and are also joined by a guest! It's the start of The Attitude era as we know (knew?) it. And, honestly, it lives up the the hype. Find out why by listening to the show!Find out more on the Tales From the Kayfabe website.

It's WresteMania 13! Find out what the Rock was called before he was called The Rock. Find out why a guy named Ken Shamrock was there! Be mad that you didn't get more info about why Matt was trying on a dress! ALSO, we come up with a new type of sandwich.This podcast is BARELY about wrestling anymore.Find out more on the Tales From the Kayfabe website.

After almost a month of no new eps, finally there's a new ep! We talk about Wrestlemania XII, but since Kevin already told Jack and Matt about it (in an episode that Jack's computer ate) we have GUESTS. Melissa and Will are here to help(?) us talk about the wrestlemania that featured almost NO celebrities and a chase in a white Bronco. There's a lot of ground to cover. Better get to it.If you like the show, consider liking our facebook page or leaving a nice review on iTunesFind out more on the Tales From the Kayfabe website.

This week, we talk about WrestleMania XI and we have our friend Mary Rose on to talk about it with us. She actually watched clips, which is more than Matt or Jack can say. This one is 90s af, and if you don't believe me, there's a plot line that pitts Jenny McCarthy against Pam Anderson. So, yah, NINETIES!If you like us, consider leaving a review on iTunesIf you REALLY like us, consider liking us on facebookFind out more on the Tales From the Kayfabe website.

The number after 9 is 10, which means that this week's episode is all about WrestleMania X. Honestly, the biggest story from the whole thing is that the WWE really likes to pat itself of the back at almost every opportunity. Which, honestly, we get.Find out more on the Tales From the Kayfabe website.

Today, we talk about Wrestlemania IX, generally considered the be the worst wrestlemania. By happenstance, Jack considers this to be the worst episode we've recorded yet. Find out why all of it is so bad by listening!Check out our FacebookFind out more on the Tales From the Kayfabe website.

Today, we talk all about WrestleMania VIII. Including two matches with some botched as hell endings. We also learn exactly how long Jack's attention span is. We also come up with a PRETTY GOOD TV show idea and write its theme song. This and so much more is in store for you in this week's **Tales from the Kayfabe.Find out more on the Tales From the Kayfabe website.

It's WrestleMania VII and it was kind of okay! Some good matches, some not so good matches, and a very racist match (what else is new?) We also come up with a great new movie in the Home Alone francise. Macaulay, hit us up if you have nothing else to do.Leave a rating on iTunes and like our facebook page!

WrestleMania VI brings us to Canada for the first time as well as our biggest game of ARE! THEY! DEAD! yet. And, more excitingly, it brings us a bunch of great match-ups, including Hulk Hogan vs The Ultimate Warrior.Who wins? Well, listen to the episode, dummy.

Episode Notes Our good friend Shawn comes back to the show this week to talk with us about WrestleMania 5! It's a fun and funny episode where we really stick it to the current president and his stupid ideas, make fun of the singer of the national anthem and so many other things. Plus, we come up with a GREAT idea for if we ever get an audible partnership that YOU CANNOT HAVE. JesusismyHotTag Intro music (which was supposed to be temporary) is Addicted by The Zombie Dandies via Free Music Archive

This week, we are joined at the table by our friend Melissa while Matt is home with a sick child. Kevin tells us all about WrestleMania 4, which is a crazy one with a lot of weird endings. Melissa tries to guess what animals make an appearance. Find out if she got any right. On this episode of Tales From The Kayfabe.

Honestly, I don't know what to say about this one. Kevin told us about WrestleMania 3, but we kind of focused on making the same juvenile joke over and over again instead of really engaging with the material. I wish we could be better, but it's just who we are.

Our trip down Wrestlemania lane continues with WrestleMania 2! It's the one that took place across three cities and was, honestly, a fustercluck.

Kevin decided to start a new 32 part series covering every WrestleMania. This will take us until episode 66 to finish so BUCKLE IN. Also, Jack tries to start a new game called ARE! THEY! DEAD!? It's morbidly fun!

Today, Kevin gives us two sets of three things. One thing good, one thing bad and one thing just plain ugly. And, to make things even MORE thematic, one set is all about women's wrestling and one set is all about characters. Also, the hand is now all grown up and graduating college. Matt decides to show us what that looks like.

Today, we have back one of our favorite guests (all of our guests are our favorites) Brandon! He has been getting into New Japan Wrestling lately and tells us a little bit about it. First, though, we talk about a little bit of backstage drama going on in the WWE right now. Someone brought people where he wasn't supposed to!

Today, Kevin came prepared with topics of conversation and we completely ignored them because Matt wanted to talk about a documentary he saw called "Card Subject to Change." Then, Kevin DOES get to talk about one of his favorite subjects, Kevin Owens. Also, we all do GREAT impressions of Vince McMahon. Like us on Facebook! Intro music is by the Zombie Dandies and it's called Addicted and it's from the Free Music Archive.

Everybody's gotta have a gimmick. At least, that's what we are talking about this week. Some of the weirdest gimmick matches ever. Including the recent Ambulance match between Braun Strowman and Roman Reigns, the Dog Poop match between Mankind and the British Bulldog, the Chamber of Horrors, The King of the Road match between Dustin Rhodes and Blacktop Bully and MANY more. PLUS, we talk about some of the more soap-opera-y storylines going on right now, including what is happening between Enzo and Cass. Also, we try to come up with alternative names for C.M. Punk and Matt has a story about Ice Cream.

This episode is a bit all over the place. First, we talk about two wrestling related netflix series- G.L.O.W and Nobody Talks. Nobody Talks then takes us into a story about Hogan and when he was "kicked out" of wrestling and then a guy named the Patriot came up and started talking suspiciously like Hogan. Was it the same dude? Listen to find out!

Sorry for disappearing for a while. Personal stuff, you know? But we're back! And kind of all over the place. Kevin went and saw Money in the Bank live and tells us about it. Then he also tells us about one of the best gimmicks out there right now. Here's a hint, it involves FASHION! Finally, he tells us about the time Andy Kaufman tried wrestling. It gets weird and blurs the line between reality and fiction. Just like Kaufman himself. Also, Matt is sad for some reason.

Today is all about Merch. What crap has the WWE/WWF slapped their logo on? Turns out, a BUNCH of crap. Find out what kinds by listening to this episode. Also, Kevin has encounters with ACTUAL WRESTLERS. Also, swag. If you already follow our facebook page, you know what it is. If you don't follow it, why not? Search for Tales from the Kayfabe on Facebook.

So, today's episode is full of wrestlers who, when faced with the prospect of playing a race other than their own said "Hell yeah, sounds like not a problem at all!" Honestly, I cannot read my notes from the recording session so I can't tease much, but, really, all you need to know is that it's people of one race playing another race. Like a Canadian guy playing a Mexican character or a white guy playing Japanese. It's a lot of racist ass bullsh*t. PLUS, we talk about a new game Kevin found and we may play soon. So, that's exciting. Please like us on facebook and leave us a review wherever you listen.

This week, we talk about a local promotion that Matt and Kevin went to called Glory Pro. Kevin tells us the backstory of Mike Elgin, who is kind of responsible for this promotion and also he tells us a story of when he finally stood up to an asshole person in high school. It's a bit of a different episode, but still fun. Please like our facebook page. It's Tales from the Kayfabe. And leave us a review wherever you listen to this.

This week, we talk about the times that celebrity guests invaded the world of wrestling. For example, we talk about the time Mr. T was in a match at the first Wrestlemania. Or what about that time when Jay Leno got into the squared circle? We also learn that Bob Barker showed up to play "The Price is Raw" with Chris Jericho. Also, we have more shoutouts to members of Matt's family. This time - his sister.

Today is a day for celebration! It is the Rock's birthday! To celebrate, we talk about the time Mick Foley threw him a "this is your life" celebration. But first, we talk about some other things. Things like the time Andre the Giant fought Hulk Hogan, and the time Rowdy Roddy Piper got pretty racist in a fight against Bad News Brown at wrestlemania VI. Also, Matt reveals his true last name and we tell you what the three Cs are. The intro/outro music is called Addicted by the Zombie Dandies.

Today, we talk Shoots. Matches that took a turn to real fighting with sometimes bad repercussions. First, though, Matt brings us news about The Undertaker and the one and only thing he is frightened by. Then, we talk about Brock Lesnar vs Hardcore Holly. THEN we keep talking about Brock and one of his matches with Randy Orton that went poorly for Randy. Also included in this episode! The Mass Transit Incident? What is it? Well, I'm being deliberately vague so you listen to the episode. Finally, we get a new mascot for the show. To find out what that also is, LISTEN. YOU FOOL. I'M NOT GIVING AWAY CONTENT IN THE DESCRIPTION! Please leave ratings on itunes and follow us on facebook and all that jazz. The intro and outro music is a song called Addicted and it's by The Zombie Dandies.

Finally, it's time for Tales from the Kayfabe to write our love letter to Paul Heyman. Who is Paul Heyman? Listen to this episode to find out. This episode will also tell you the story of Irwin R. Schyster and the teamup that didn't happen but totally should have for the name alone. Also, remember when little people were barely thought of as more than just a punchline? Well, the story of Hornswoggle will remind you if you've forgotten. Please leave a review on whatever platform you choose to use to listen to our podcast.

WrestleMania was last week, so of course we release the episode this week. If you don't know our release schedule by now, shame on you (or, alternatively, welcome, New Fan!) Kevin and Jack talk about what they thought of Wrestlemania 33 and Kevin fills both Jack and Matt in on some backstory of the matches - specifically the match between AJ Styles and Shane McMahon and the match between Chris Jericho and Kevin Owens. ALSO we mourn the Undertaker's retirement.

With the WWE Hall of Fame induction only recently behind us, we talk about the some of this year's new entrants including Kurt Angle and Diamond Dallas Page. We also learned that DDP had a tag team match with Karl Malone Vs Hulk Hogan and Rodman. Which is interesting. Also, find out what a Piss Blade is. Please subscribe on iTunes or Stitcher!

This week, Kevin tells us the stories of Vince McMahon's (admittedly few) failures. This includes talking about the World Body Building Federation, the XFL and a movie called No Holds Barred. It's not exactly about wrestling this week, but it is still VERY fun.

It's another cavalcade of characters! First, we hear Kevin's impression of Ice T that sounds an awful lot like Dusty Rhodes. Then we talk about the Ultimate Warrior and all that entails (the documentary, his beef with Andre the Giant, etc.) We talk about Sable and Marc Mero. Finally, we talk (at length) about Santino (And Santina) Marella. It's a lot of ground to cover. But we do it. On this week's TALES FROM THE KAYFABE! Please like us on Facebook. We're very fun. Share us with your friends, too! Music by the Zombie Dandies.

This week's episode sees the return of Lucy! We also talk about current WWE happenings with Bray Wyatt and the Wyatt Family Drama. Then, we meet R. Truth, who is AWESOME. Plus, there's some clown stuff. All this AND Jack sings too much AND we come up with our own catchphrases. It's a loaded episode you DON'T want to miss. Please like us on FB. The intro music is called Addicted and it's by The Zombie Dandies

If you don't listen to this episode, then YOU JUST MADE THE LIST! This week, we are re-joined by a newly engaged Brandon to hear some fun stories. We talk about Triple H's drive thru wedding ceremony with Stephanie McMahon. We have a sequel to last week's Hell in the Kennel match where the Big Boss Man fights The Big Show. Also, we talk about Chris Jericho and his lists. There are also a lot of puns involving Sting songs. Plus we plug this podcast a lot. So if you're already listening...keep doing that?

Today, we are joined at the table by a special guest named Shawn. He helps us mourn the loss Nicole Bass (with a special excursion into a story involving Owen Hart), George The Animal Steele (with a sidestory about Susan St. James (UH-OH!!)), and Ivan Koloff in our own, special way. Then, we talk about RAVISHING RICK RUDE and his feud with the Ultimate Warrior/the WWF in general. Also, Al Snow and his Mannequin Head. Intro music Addicted by the Zombie Dandies.

Today is another cavalcade of characters because, honestly, Kevin was kind of tired and he's allowed a day off. We get to learn about Billy and Bart Gunn, a man named Butterbean, another man named Road Dog and we talk about Chyna (R.I.P.) Also, Kevin takes us on a guided meditation that we honestly, desperately need. Music: Addicted by The Zombie Dandies.

It's valentine's day today. What better way to celebrate than with a story about a woman forced to marry a man she doesn't love? There's a consummation of love on stage. And another story about two friends who turned on each other because of a woman. It's a day about LOVE. Your Dick will Jump for this episode. The theme music is called Addicted and it's by the Zombie Dandies.

JACK FINALLY SAW A WRESTLE TIME MAYHEM MATCH! We went to a Royal Rumble watch party and lived to tell the tale. KO beat Roman. A.J Styles and Cena did some cool stuff. Roman Reigns ruined literally EVERYONES night. We discuss all of this AND MORE. Please, listen to it! The intro music for this VERY SPECIAL EPISODE was called The Wriggling Clown and it's by Proctophobic.

Oh, man. Today we learn about so many interesting characters from the wrestling world. We will learn all about the love affair between Dawn Marie & Mr. Wilson. We meet the Gobbledy Gooker and also the Repo Man. Also, we learn how to cut promos and come up with slogans for the podcast. The theme music is still here and it's still called Addicted and it's still by the Zombie Dandies

This week, the crew mourns the loss of Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka by talking about his murder case. Then, Kevin tells us about how Vince McMahon tore BOTH of his quads. And finally, our special guest Brandon tells a story that is full of so many things, I could only write down highlights: MONSTER TRUCKS! HULK HOGAN! THE YETI! Hulk may say "It's Not Hot!" whenever he touches water in the dungeon of doom, but this episode is PRETTY on fire. Also, the intro music is still temporary but it's called Addicted by The Zombie Dandies and we got it from the Free Music Archive. If you have any music you think would be better, email us at talesfromthekayfabe@gmail.com

This week, we finally talk about it. Trump's place in the WWE hall of fame. Also, just for SEO Purposes...Trump Trump Donald Trump. There we go. We also talk about the tale of Zeb Colter and Jack Swagger. We invent a new game show, and pitch a great new adult film to whoever will listen to us.

Matt's out this week, so we've got special guests this week! Jake knows as much about wrestling as Kevin. Lucy knows even less than Jack. We talk about CM Punk first and his exit from the WWE. Then we talk about the "death" of Mr. McMahon. PLUS Lucy and Jack get wrestling names! Intro music (which is probably VERY temporary) is Addicted by The Zombie Dandies via Free Music Archive

This week, we learn a lot about Matt's marriage and also Wrestling. Specifically Wrestling Wars. Specifically the Monday night Wars. Then we talk about some DRAMA within the McMahon family which leads to someones mom getting very droopy. Jack makes up a song?

Hello Ladies! On this week's episode, Kevin tells Jack and Matt about the story of Val Venis' introduction into the WWE and his encounter with vaguely racist stereotype Yamaguchi. Plus we learn all about the romance between Billy and Chuck. Plus, Jack keeps trying to force double entendres. This episode is so great, you'll blow your load! (Definitely just a single entendre in that one.) Intro music (which is probably VERY temporary) is Addicted by The Zombie Dandies via Free Music Archive

This week, we focus on a story that just goes too far. Don't google Katie Vick or HHH and Kane. Or any of this. Don't listen to this episode. It goes too far. Like...tooo toooo far. Also, Matt introduces you to his favorite made up author. Intro music (which is probably VERY temporary) is Addicted by The Zombie Dandies via Free Music Archive

Today, Kevin tells us about The Rock and his humble beginnings, the feud between Rey Mysterio and Eddie Guerrero and Jack strokes ANOTHER png with a transparent background. We also learn a lot about portmanteaus.

In this episode, we talk about the Montreal Screw Job, God coming to the WWE, and the Hell in a Cell between Mankind and The Undertaker. Also, Jack compares wrestling to improv, definitely not for the last time.

In the first episode, Kevin tells us what this thing is gonna be. Jack falls in love with Dalton Castle. Matt brings up the wrestling terms dictionary to teach us the difference between a heel and a face. We all laugh. A lot.