The 40k Badcast

Spring is in the air, and so are the bois, back with another bad cast! This time they yak about such wide-rangiing topics as: - the marmer's farket - stag scrotes - a wurst starburst - being hard wired to be hard for the wire Also, the fellas are sad about cool Space Wolves, and mad about LED headlights. Something really needs to be done about those fuckin' headlights, gang. It's ridiculous out there. https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

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Do you like fried cheese curds? If yes, great! If no, please pay attention to this podcast, where Campbell will spend 90+ minutes attempting to convince you that they're a gift from the gods. Also he went to some sort of convention? For Warhammer? Whatever, let's get back to those creamy, creamy curds... https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

Halleluja, horndogs! The fantastic friars are back with another ave-some (see what we did there?) show! This time we give off big "Timon and Pumbaa" energy, have a frank talk about terrain, and Campbell previews Adepticon 2025! And Dan prepares for yet another weekend of yard work and child care! Woohoo! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

Hark, fair horndogs! The Badcast idiots have returned from Campbell's real vacation and Dan's fake one with a brand new bucket of ear-slop for you to pour directly into your skull! In it, the fellas touch on: posting pickies to the dickes, the sad-iator shit-your-pants-er, and something called "jorts Rasputin". Additionally, two dudes who defintiely watch basketball do a whole segment on basketball for some reason. I guess it's March?! Whatever! Enjoy, or don't! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

Aww yeah, Horndogs, it's that time again! The fellas have returned once more to bring you topics such as: an in-depth analysis of the Ginuwine hit "Pony" The Glade Plug-In Task Force Nissan Altima Prime Also, Campbell goes hard into Guard, and regrettably, blue season is over. What does any of it mean?! You'll just have to listen to find out! Or don't! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

Aww yeah, nerds. It's about to get sloppy! So let the sloppy papis themselves give it to ya audiophile-style. I was gonna write "sonic-style" but then I remembered the hedgehog! Whew! Close one! Tune in this fortnight for topics such as the most divorced energy in 40k, elaborate gooning setups and who's got 'em, and Mad Mek Bubby Gutz, a character name that really tickled Dan's pickle. Also the bois break down the LVO reveals only about 2 weeks late! We got 'em right where we want 'em! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

The Badcast bois are back! They've struggled through the intervening weeks and have appeared, vagrant-like, on the outskirts of town: haggard, starved, and scabby. Will you: A) let them sleep in the barn for just one night, or (turn to page 75) B) will you tell them to beat feet to the next town? (turn to page 101) Topics this time include: little green shitheads, the big, scary moon, horny for dornies, and Dan is starting to think that Commissar Yarrick might actually be dead. Maybe. Enjoy! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

They're baaaaaaaack! The fellas return after a baby-induced hiatus and they're as incoherent as ever! Topics include Brad's big deck, the raw-dog rockafeller, and skamp and circumskanks. Does all of that sound like the ravings of a madman? Well, Dan has a new baby at home, so he probably qualifies. Enjoy and Happy New Year! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

The 40k Badcast wishes you a very merry Christmas.

Dan shares an important announcement regarding his family and the show.

In what can only be described as an shocking revelation, the fellas actually spend the vast majority of this episode talking about Warhammer, it's community, and existing in this dumb hobby! It really is something else! They cover: - Pretending to be a Space Marine online with your friends - Which primarch would make the best line cook - How your playstyle changes how you interact with the game Enjoy! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

It's the most wonderful time of the year: the fellas are reporting back from their trip to NOVA Open 2024! This double-wide episode will cover 9-ish rounds of a 40k GT, 3 rounds of a Soi friendly, and let's just say several rounds of drinks at the bar! So if you are looking for an in-depth Warhammer 40,000 podcast, congrats, because this one kind of is! We're as shocked as you are! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

Once again the bois have returned to their ancestral homeland: the NOVA Open Tabletop Gaming Convention in beautiful Washington, DC! For whatever reason, we've been allowed to host another got dang live show, and here it is! The day after we recorded it, no less! We talk: The preview that was more of a re-view A girthy, live WMDK segment And the most salient debate of our era, wet or dry undead? Also, Dan gets grossed out by terrible novelty beer, and Campbell reveals a terrible secret hidden somewhere in his dad's house. Are there several mass "fuck you, Baltimore" chants? You'll have to listen to find out! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

Well, well, well. If it isn't a teaser that should have been posted last week. But someone (Dan) forgot about it. What an idiot. Can't trust that guy with anything. Anyways, the bois will indeed be back at NOVA this year, so tune in to figure out what's what!

Oh hell yeah, the Badcast bois are back! And on time this go-round! They've got sidequests, hobby PRE-gress, and an interview with dead author, Cormac McCarthy! An incredible get! Are his books good? Yes! Will they make you feel like hammered shit? Also yes! So get your coat, hat, and briefcase and hop on the 8:15 express to make sure you aren't late for this one! What the hell even is that last sentence? Shaddup already and listen! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

Have you ever asked the question, "What Warhammer 40,000 character should run for president of the United States of America?" No? Smart, probably. But the Badcast idiots are either too brave or two stupid to avoid this particular pitfall! More topics include rawdoggin' the warp, the jobber jerk-off, red flags fly fasta, iron on every gob and a squip in every pot, and, last but not least, the jism schism. Any of that do anything for ya? No? Yeah. We get it. https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

We could have named this episode "If I ain't truckin', I'm fuckin'" but we didn't because Rob from Goonhammer would get mad at us. And then the big fat checks would stop arriving every Friday. That's right, we make big money off of our partnership with Goonhammer! Huge money! A frankly INDECENT amount of money! We're also paid shills for Games Workshop! And official docents of the Woke Agenda! How does that make you feel?! DO YOU LIKE THAT?! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

It's summertime, and the boys are back with an ice-cold glass of inane chatter! In this episode they discuss: chokin' and strokin', being hornus for tornus, and it happened again: Campbell said something terrible and everyone loved it. He can't keep getting away with this.  So open up your gob, and get ready for the chowdah blastah, it's Badcast season, kid! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

Another day, another Blood Bowl trip report where the theme is "Dan rolls like shit". It really says something about how good the game is that he's still palying it after all these horrible dice stories. Or he has a "bad at rolling dice" kink. Who knows? Also, the fellas talk decking their dedicated transports with techpriest X-zyB1T! What the hell does that mean? Guess you're gonna have to tune in to find out! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

You can take the boy out the bay, but you can't take the bay out the boy! This time 'round, the fellas revisit their favorite Nappy Roots song, investigate blobs of nobs, and Campbell gets his new name and title: High Marshall Wetmouth! It's just as bad as it sounds! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

Gawrsh, we hope you like pasta jokes and the tarantella bit. Oh you don't? Lol. Lmao, even. https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com  

Episode subtitle: The 4-1-1 on going 4-1.   He almost did it, gang. Campbell almost became the first ever Badcast host to win a GT. Instead, New Jersey's worst city dashed his dreams to smithereens! We're recapping Campbell's trip to the Squig City GT in Pendleton, OR, and that's pretty much it! Strap in and enjoy the Badcast, a show ostensibly about 40k, actually talk about 40k! What a world! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

We've said countless times (twice, probably) that "this episode is our most unhinged yet". Well, gang, this time we might actually mean it! The fellas don't even sniff the normal show segments and instead descend directly into The Discourse. But don't worry, Fact or Fanfiction didn't get left out. We know what y'all want, and we love you! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

Y'all are gonna find out within the first 5 minutes why we had to name it "Boston Creamer". It is also important that you know Campbell uttered the phrase, "Shout out to my boy DM for his BM!" Truly groundbreaking stuff over here. https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

Campbell and the Beef Thief are back, and this time ol' Beefy went on a lil' trip! Dan recaps Adepticon 2024 and Campbell lives vicariously. Make sure to wear ear protection for this one, gang, as the sonorous clacking of Dan's many medals might deafen you. https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

This is honestly supposed to be a Warhammer 40k podcast. How did we fuck this up so bad? Where did we go wrong? The good news is that if you like trucks, you're gonna be thrilled. The bad news is that we didn't use the soundboard even once in the entire fucking episode. Seriously, what is wrong with us? https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

Truly it is a grand day for a bad 'cast! This time around the fellas coin several new terms: "The Irish Good-Die", "mouth-bored", and rebrand as the Porty-k PottyCast. Does that make any sense? Does anything? Who even cares?! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

Hoo boy. The fellas return after a month hiatus, and their time off has clearly addled their brains. Things immediately go off the rails as Dan demands to actually talk about Warhammer 40,000 (what?!). Then, thihngs truly get wild. Topics include: werewolf boyfriends, saying Notann to Votann, the Vorelord Titan, and various media suppositories. Additionally Campbell introduces perhaps the dumbest segment possible, and then immediately follows it up by giving Dan a glance at The World That Was. Truly unhinged. https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

Howdy friends! Dan was super sick during the recording of this show, so it appropriately went off the rails quick and pretty much stayed there. However, our two idiot hosts managed to chat about butts, faces, and a disappointing lack of gargants. Also, they randomly create the most terrifying mutant of all time and then immediately give him the dumbest name possible. Classic! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

What's this?! Another Badcast?! O frabjurous day, caloo calay! In this double-wide, extra-thicc, girth-maxxed episode, Dan and Cam resolve last year's resolutions, make a bunch of new ones, and get a little silly on the way. Why is this one two hours long? Because Dan drank a 12% tallboy, that's why. Enjoy! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

Could we have named this episode "Gregor Eisenbong"? Yes. Such are the rich veins of jokes you'll find here, on the 40k Badcast! Included in this totally-free, no ads episode are such other jokes like Kharn the Bogart, a discussion regarding the theoretical friendship between Trazyn the Infinite and Indiana Jones, and a whole lotta lasagna. Also, Campbell totally misreads the Irish Republican movement and Dan actually, litteraly, for real for real teaches people how to perform a gravity bong. Live! Laugh! Learn. https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

Hello, dear listener! This episode got cut short because Campbell had to meet a "friend" for "dinner". So mostly it's Dan talking about his experience at the 2023 Chaos Cup! But don't worry, it's still full of that piquant badcast flavor you've come to know and love. Also Dan get's Campbell with an "It's Been" which hasn't happened in months! Hell yeah! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

Hope y'all got a long drive or something queued up, because this one's big! Cam and Dan talk multi-level crossbows, both greiving and reiving, and nasty-ass farts. Also, Campbell doesn't know what dogs are, and Dan once again gets mad about relative humidity. Look, it's a bad stat. This post brought to you by Dew Point Gang. Bottom text. https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

Hello again, friends! Right this way for a fresh and hot 40k Badcast episode! Inside you'll find a 12-gallon toilet, the much-anticipated sequel to English, and something called "the ol' spicy pumpkin". Ominous! Also, there are reports of a brand new 30-second "stinger", so be on the lookout for that. Is it even a stinger if it's 30 seconds long? Who knows?! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

Oh, hell yes! The Badcast has returned with another episode, fresh from the oven! NO! Don't touch it! It's too hot! You gotta let it cool for 5-10 minutes. Sheesh. Anyways, in this episode we ask: - What, precisely, is an ass-pull? - What is the most well-known bay in the world? - And who exactly is the nefarious figure known as...Doggy Daddy?! The fellas even talk about Warhammer 40,000 in this one which honestly seems like some sort of mistake. https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

Well, the bois done did it again! Dan and Cam both attended this year's NOVA Open, and boy howdy, do they have a lot to talk about. Learn, with great detail, about where they went to dinner each night! Experience an extremely awkward public meltdown! And hear about which faction both bois can't stand in 40k right now (it's Eldar)! Also, which one did better in the GT? The trash goblin who got bodied by big bullies in Tacoma? Or the former GT champion and world's foremost Raven Guard player? Tune in to find out! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

Did you know that if you went to NOVA Open 2023, you could have seen your favorite bois LIVE and IN PERSON?! It'a true! In this show, the fellas are recording live in front of a real and surprisingly large crowd in Washington, DC. Is the audio great? Not really. But are the vibes good? Pal, they're impeccable. This time around, Dan and Cam review the NOVA preview event, take live WMDKs, and ask the real hard hitting questions: "Are we talkin' 'bout fuckin' gazongas?" Truly the hard-hitting journalism you come here for. https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

Hear ye, hear ye! The Baddest bois of them all, Dan and Campbell, will be hosting a LIVE Badcast recording at this year's NOVA Open gaming convention in Washington DC! At the same hotel Reagan got shot at! Did anyone think this was a good idea? Who's letting them get away with this shit? Where's Jodie Foster in all of this?! Go here to register: https://tabletop.events/conventions/nova-open-2023/schedule/463 See you at NOVA!

Summer's on the way out, but the Badcast bois are busting down your door on their way in with a hot and fresh show for you to gobble up like the little ripper you are! This time the fellas talk ork genitalia (again), 40k bumper stickers, and whether or not it's worth it to paint for other people! This one's chock full of bits, so make sure those dentures are firmly attached! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

After a short summer break, the bois are back with another episode! This time, Dan and Cam break down what they've been up to in the last month or so. Spoiler: it's a lot of gaming! Tune in to find out just how bad at 40k and Blood Bowl they really are! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

There's "dad" and "dumpster" in the title, so you know what that means! Campbell's old man returns to the show to settle an old score: that one time Campbell didn't do his homework! Truly, what a disappointing child. Also in this episode: Fusili Fusiliers, hittin' that Imperial backboard, and an intro to 40k 10th edition! Wait, one of those things is actually helpful! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY PODCASTERS?! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

We're baaaaaaack! The 40k Badcast is running ON SCHEDULE these days, and that is truly something to behold! This time the fellas are breakin' up the Campbell Ramble, introducing a brand new Primarch: Konrad Buzz, and saying "special balls" a whole lot. SOUNDS FASCINATING!   LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN (please)   https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

Da bois are back with a brand new Badcast! In this one, they delve deep into 10th edition salt, Thank John Blanche for an incredible career, and do what they do best: talk about Necromunda in their 40k podcast! What's old is new again! Time is a flat circle and all that horse shit! LISTEN!!! OR DON'T!!! WE'RE NOT YOUR DADS!!! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

The boys have returned, and their joined a by a guest host: Campbell's Very Sad Tummy! While the CVST has been only a sometime contributor to the show, it's had a large impact on both Campbell's and Dan's personal lives. Also, we meet Camstaw Wunnew, Campbell treats us to his rap skills, and we all ponder a tepid skull. Hell yeah! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

In what is almost certainly our longest episode ever, Dan and Cam go a little nuts! They talk WH Fest reveals, how to survive the wait for a new edition, and what to do when some jerk brings warm beer over for a game. We're not advocating for violence, but the honorable thing would have been for the guy to commit seppuku. https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

Dan is at his in-law's while publishing this, so who knows if it will work?! He's also on his laptop, so will it sound good? Tune in to find out! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

The bois are back from Chicago, and they're full of beef, beer, and stories about grumpy old men playing tabletop games! And for once, Dan isn't the grumpy old man! What a world we live in! Tune in to hear exciting tales of going to bed at 9 PM, riding on a bus, and standing in the cold! With a tagline like that, how could you NOT listen?! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

Do you like BIG LEAVES?! Then do we have the podcast for you! In this episode, Dan and Cam talk about CRUSHING your backlog, their favorite LITTLE GUYS, and a feverish fantasy about being a caterpillar! What? No, you're weird! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com  

y'all are gonna chuckle so hard, i'm honestly envious https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

The show has returned. Here are some rejected episode titles: walk into the god damn sea, brother; cake-dia stands; desperately trying to bust a nut. Think on those. Or don't. I'm not your dad. https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com