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Welcome to the All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. Join the guys as they discuss everyday annoyances and topics we can all relate to, but in their own twisted way. With hilarious comedy segments that take us to some pretty strange places.  The All

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    Ep 255: Corned Beef Torpedo

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2025 60:12


    Welcome to episode 255 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, kicking things off with a stacked Geezedropping segment, sent in by you, wonderful listeners! The guys talk their love for silly made-up names, going on a date with supermarket-bought cooked chicken, Sith Trump, and the one hundred men versus a gorilla debate. The listener content keeps coming as a list was sent in of names for penises over years, which led to some funny penis horror stories and a pretty messed up darkest story of the week to end on a light note All this and more with plenty in between… 

    Ep 254: Unlucky For Some

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2025 50:13


    Welcome to episode 254 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up, the new Predator trailer sparks outrage...like everything else on the internet, then it's on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you awesome listeners. Greg didn't have the best week, so the guys look at a list of the unluckiest people to cheer him up, as well as a look at the world of naked cleaners and what clients like to hire them for.  As always, the guys get distracted along the way 

    Ep 253: There is NO intelligence here, artificial or otherwise

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2025 57:20


    Welcome to episode 253 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up, Joe watched The Crow reboot and has a list of annoyances, and Greg is off to Japan in a few days. Then it's on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you amazing people. The guys look at AI, the good, the bad, and the ugly, from judging beauty contests and questionable images to AI toilets and their uses with the tool.  As always, the guys get distracted along the way  This and more 

    Ep 252: Lights, Camera, Accidents!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2025 59:49


    Welcome to episode 252 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up, Joe had first aid training, and Greg loses time. Then it's on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you fanstatic people. The guys look at accidents and very near-fatal misses from movie sets, from being hung, struck by lightning, or scalpt by lions, Greg and Joe have it all with plenty of sidetracking and other fun facts along the way. Then it's on to the supposedly leaked list of Tom Hardy's 'rider requests', and the guys ask what they would ask for. The episode wraps with a not-too-dark but still slightly chilling, Darkest story of the week.  This and more 

    Ep 251: I WOULD Piss On You If You Were On Fire

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2025 52:15


    Welcome to episode 251 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up. At the time of recording, there's a fire happening in Kingston, and the moon has been looking awesome. Then it's on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you awesome listeners.  The guys look back at the deadliest social media challenges of 2024, from the Sausage bite challenge to Chroming to Skull Cracking... the Ice Bucket Challenge was simpler times.  This and more, and there's plenty of sidetracking, as well as the episode title and artwork explained 

    Ep 250: Tuck it in Bad Pub Review Special 2: A Fear of Chicken

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2025 88:41


    Welcome to milestone episode that is, two hundred and fifty of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe Back in episode 72, the guys did a 'Tuck it in special', looking at bad and humorous Kingston pub and restaurant reviews, and they're doing it again. Now, this isn't about exposing the businesses of Kingston, a lot these establishments coming up the guys are patrons of, it's more because it's funny, and can discuss how justified the bad review is or if they need to tuck it in. But before that, the guys dive into the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, with plenty sent in by you amazing listeners.  This and more, and there's plenty of sidetracking.

    Ep 149: That Family Loves Plates

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2025 54:32


    Welcome to episode 249 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This week, the guys catch up, Greg turns 41, and Joe watches a documentary about The Shining. As always there's Geezedropping. The guys then look at strange things families do that seem normal to them, but bonkers to everyone else and the darkest story of the week sees a decomposing corpse wheeled around a UK town. All this and more

    248: Fart Court

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2025 66:22


    Welcome to episode 248 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This week, the guys catch up, get distracted and talk about growing up on 'Now That's What I Call Music', Greg had a leak and gives a scratch post away, and Joe sees planets. As always there's Geezedropping, lots sent in by you beautiful listeners. There are poop sandwiches, a silent tormentor, a lady who faces court for aggressively farting at her boyfriend's ex, and as always, much more, a lot more, as Greg is maybe a tad intoxicated.      

    247: Shells With Shoes On

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2025 52:41


    Welcome to episode 247 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This week, the guys catch up on life and talk about candles, Arnie Hammers upcoming vigilante movie... The Dark Knight, the film Marcel the Shell with shoes on, the frozen hair competitions, outside wanks, and an unexpected piss shower on the plane. As always there's Geezedropping, lots sent in by you awesome listeners.    All this and much more

    246: Farewell 2024 with Indiana

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2025 52:55


    Happy New Year, and welcome to episode 246 of The All-Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This week, Greg's seven-year-old daughter, Indiana joins the guys. The hosts catch up and talk New Year celebrations and more. Then it's on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you beautiful listeners. An ape-like beast questionably dubbed 'Monkey Man' has been spotted scurrying through Cambridge, and a list looking back at events of 2024, and then just let the conversation with a seven-year-old go wherever it goes, Nannies as a unit of measurement, murder? Taylor Swift, Kids lying and the joy of trains. All this and much more 

    Ep 245: Crack and Scraps!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2024 51:02


    Merry Christmas and welcome to episode 245 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode the guys catch up and gear up for Christmas, Joe goes Christmas food shopping, and Greg has a full-body Traditional Thai massage. Then it's on to a small edition of Geezedrop, thank god you listeners send them in. The guys attempt to stick with the festive spirit by looking at odd Christmas traditions from around the world from roller skating to church to tossing a shoe. Then Darkest Story of the Week gets swapped out for Christmas Story of the Week, which sees Toddler go hard on the present opening. All this and so much more      

    Ep 244: That Squirrel Has a Gun

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2024 55:52


    Welcome to episode 244 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up but sat in the same room! Greg puts the Christmas tree up in an attempt to get involved in the festive cheer, Joe actually goes out, twice Talk a lot about things being watched including documentaries and Arcane, games played, including a Squirrel with a gun, Then it's on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you guys then Love, Actually gets the Wankerty Wank treatment! All this and so much more.

    Ep 243: Na Na Na Na Bat Wank!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2024 56:51


    Welcome to episode 243 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up, Greg has a night away, and Joe has had a good week. Although, before that, the guys get hugely sidetracked talking about using pads and notebooks growing up, and what they put in them, and then discuss the short-lived CKY joining Alien Ant Farm on tour.  Then it's on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you fantastic listeners, which trigger a few stories. The guys talk about an AI robot taking the next step towards things going all Terminator. Oh, and wanking upside down, like a bat, obviously.  All this and so much more.

    Ep 242: Hello Kitty

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2024 57:03


    Welcome to episode 242 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up, Greg has had a quiet(ish) one, but Joe had some pussy action, in the shape of an abandoned kitty.  Then it's on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you beautiful listeners. The guys talk farting nonstop for years after eating a ham sandwich, and a co-pilot leaps out of a plane, whilst in the air. All this and so much more. As always the guys get sidetracked along the way

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    Ep 241: Finger Gunning!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2024 47:23


    Welcome to episode 241 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up, Greg has been at a convention and had a confusing experience with tiny plastic ducks and Joe has a new haircut Then it's on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you amazing listeners. The guys talk about the good and bad uses of the finger gunning gesture, there's cheating controversy in the conker championships, nowhere is safe as TV's countdown gets stabby, and Joe brings an AI-filled darkest story of the week All this and so much more As always the guys get sidetracked along the way

    Ep 240: Cars For Critters

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2024 63:55


    Welcome to episode 240 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode, the guys are sat around the same table in Greg's kitchen. They catch up on life, the final part of the Ritz and Dick radio play, and look back at the previous installments, Greg runs over a squirrel, and unexpectedly bumps into an old podcast guest in London and Joe leaves the flat Then it's on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you amazing listeners with a few audio notes! The guys keep getting distracted by a fictional car hire company that only hires to animals and keep coming back to discuss what animal would hire what vehicle, there's a list, 5 People Who Ruined Their Lives With Social Media Posts, and recent listens and watches All this and so much more As always the guys get sidetracked along the way 

    WHOOPS AGAIN

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2024 102:08


    Welcome to another episode WHOOPS of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe, following a technical error, we lost one side of the podcast conversation so there is no new episode! Greg and Joe do record a mini conversation after realsing what has happened as an apology, and try to re-tread the lost episode in record time.  After the apology the guys share an old flashback episode, this one features clips from episodes 20 to 40. This is where the pod really hits stride, has the one year birthday of the show during this set of flashbacks with lots of guest audio clips that were sent in and sprinkled across this episode. Has loads of guests during these episodes, Caz Woolcocks, Ed Wooderson, Calum Wright, Ben Monopoli, Elizabeth Armstrong, Tom Snape, Chris Fordrey and Jason Armstrong.  This flashback episode really reminds us why we love doing the show.   

    Ep 239: Apparently I am actually scared of Sloths

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2024 58:55


    Welcome to episode 239 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up, Greg goes to the zoo, faces his Sloth fear, and gets a new microphone, and Joe shares his thoughts on AI  Then it's on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you amazing listeners! The darkest story of the week becomes stories as apparently, the world is burning… and full of murder. And do you poo comfortably at work? Health officials warn why you should. Greg and Joe are not the health officials, but it does spark some sh*tting stories All this and so much more As always the guys get sidetracked along the way

    Ep 238: Definitely Maybe Not

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2024 56:04


    Welcome to episode 238 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up, they are both knackered, although Joe has a ‘sick week'. Greg returns from his Star Wars-related trip to Sweden, speaking of returns… The Oasis reform blows minds, bank accounts, and people's patience.  Then it's on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you amazing listeners! And the darkest story of the week brings us another human swallowing sinkhole.  As always the guys get sidetracked along the way Enjoy

    Ep 237: An Owl?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2024 69:14


    Welcome to episode 237 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up, Greg has had another busy and adventurous week, with an intense and unusual Owl encounter, had an epic weekend away for friend and former guest of the show Ben's wedding, and is hungover from a random evening out the night before. And Joe is here.   Then it's on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, thanks to those who sent some in as always, then Joe brings us some anti-masturbation PSAs from eighties Wrestlers.   The darkest story of the week leans into bestiality… well, a crocodile expert who was caught sexually abusing animals, but not a crocodile.    With plenty more along the way. Oh, and Greg got fish    Enjoy

    Ep 236: There's a mint somewhere in my shorts

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2024 54:30


    Welcome to episode 236 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode, the guys talk riots and catch up, where it seems both Greg and Joe had an interesting week, a gardening mishap, an attempted mugging, discovering an injured unconscious drunk who may or may not had been hit over the head with a chair, and even home isn't safe when a stranger comes a knocking. Greg goes to the cinema for the first time in ages and quickly shares his spoiler free thoughts on Deadpool and Wolverine. Then its on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, thanks to those who sent some in, despite the week of bizarre events the guys were light themselves, classic.  All this and more. Oh, and as you can tell by the episode title, Greg finds a mint which causes much confusion.  Enjoy 

    Ep 235: Stoned Sheep Jumping Higher Than Goats?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2024 64:45


    Welcome to episode 235 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, the guys catch up on life and current events from the Trump assassination attempt, Tenacious D drama, the Euros being over, a missing person's body being found, and more worldwide insanity. Joe has his 'I'm now 40 years old' health check and Greg rants about how angry people get online over movies and TV shows... probably best they skip Darkest Story of The Week this episode.  As always the guys dive into the eavesdropping segment, geezedropping with plenty once again sent in by you amazing listeners, then talk about sheep who ate a crop of weed and Joe Bidens election withdrawal story breaks as this episode is being recorded.  With lots more in between  Enjoy

    Ep 234: Prom Night

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2024 55:59


    Welcome to episode 234 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe! The guys kick off with a cheeky bit of football chat, have a catch-up, and Harrison Fords nearly awesome stage name  As always it's onto the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, and Prom was all the rage this week so the guys reflect on their own, and discuss missing person cases. The darkest story of the week sees a forgetful mistake spark a terrifying end.  As always the guys get sidetracked and the conversation goes in all twisted directions Enjoy 

    Ep 233: Tales Of The Strange

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2024 62:13


    Welcome to episode 133 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe, in this episode the guys catch up, Joe has an early wake up call, Greg gets wedding drunk, and they briefly talk TWD, The Ones Who Live, and season four of The Boyz. Then it's onto the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, all sent in by you fantastic listeners. In old-school episode style, the guys look at a list where people share the story of a strange experience they had, Greg and Joe speculate on the bizarre encounters whilst sharing their own strange stories along the way. Of course, this all sidetracks the guys taking the conversation in all different directions Enjoy!

    Ep 132: Traffic and Mouse Trap Defeat

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2024 56:44


    Welcome to episode 132 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe, following a technical last episodes error, the guys are back! They catch up, Greg moans about traffic and see's Bon Jovi in Kingston, and Joe gets owned by a mouse trap Then it's onto a bumper edition of the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, loads sent in by you amazing listeners, a Pringle thief gets caught, the darkest story of the week brings up a mystery skull, and a 22-year affair tips toes on the line of incest with plenty of shocks along the way. Obviously, the guys get sidetracked along the way and the conversation goes in all directions Enjoy

    Episode Whoops!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2024 113:48


    Welcome to episode WHOOPS of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe, following a technical error, one side of the podcast conversation didn't record, so for the first time there is no new episode! Kind of... the guys wouldn't just not put anything out, join Greg and Joe moments after they have realised what has happened as they hold their heads in their hands but still laugh. After a catch-up and apology, enjoy a classic 'Best of Episodes 50-100' compilation made to celebrate hitting 100 episodes back in March 2019! With some fun clips, skits, segments, and clips of us out and about with the Zoom mic with plenty of guests including fan faves Ed Wooderson & Harry Bone. It sums up what the podcast is about and captures how it's still stayed stupidly the same.  Enjoy! 

    Ep 231: Anywhere But Here

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2024 59:47


    Welcome to episode 231 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe, the guys catch up on a busy couple of weeks, they attended the May the 4th Be with You Star Wars night down The Fighting Cocks where laughs, drinks, and catch ups with Top Shagger Luke and Tom and Ant from the Anywhere But Here Podcast and members of the band High Frequency who played that night. Greg had a live Q&A session in a bookshop for his Star Wars Toy Guide book and accidentally stole a ladies phone. Following the list of strange things washed ashore from the last episode the guys look at a recently solved mystery of Garfield phones which have been washing up on the French coast for 30 years.  As always it's onto the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping with plenty sent in by you listeners, Greg shares what he's up to this weekend as he heads to Bristol for a stag do, and the guys catch up on what they've been watching, The Darkest Story of The Week takes them to the depth of the internet and penis removals.  The episode wraps with the track Anywhere But Here by friends of the show, High Frequency.  All this and so much more  

    Ep 230: Fallguys

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2024 61:26


    Welcome to episode 230 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, In this episode, the guys catch up, Joe wins big and gets a hair cut and Greg ramps up for an exciting weekend. Then as always its on to Geezedropping, where you awesome listeners sent in some overheard gold, the guys talk the Fallout TV show, the darkest story of the week sees a corpse signing for a bank loan, then it's list of ‘strange things washed up ashore'. There's lots more along the way

    Ep 229: Talking About Various Things

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2024 61:40


    Welcome to episode 229 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, In this episode, Greg has been busy, fresh from a weekend away for a convention the guys catch up on life, and current events with the usual sidetracking along the way. Then as always its on to Geezedropping, where you awesome listeners sent in a staked list of overheard gold, which takes many twists and turns, Joe harshly critiques his artwork for this episode, Greg has a list, '10 Bizarre Last Words of Death Row Inmates' which sounds fun. Theres lots more along the way, Joe even needs a piss. 

    Ep 228: Sinkholes & Sweetholes

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2024 67:46


    Welcome to episode 228 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys are back in Greg's kitchen, sat round the same table, and ready to talk sh*te. The guys catch up on life, funerals, family parties, Nic Cage, a Wonka experience update with a look at his AI generated books, and more, as always, it's onto our eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping which is once again staked with ones sent in by you amazing listeners. The guys discuss recent incest news from the US, a Truman-style fake friend, and kick off a possible new segment ‘Darkest story of the week' (said with a smile), Greg has a list of baffling taboos and of course and the conversation goes in many strange directions along the way. All this and more

    Ep 227: Pizza Detective

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2024 57:15


    Welcome to episode 227 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe This week, with no real plan the guys catch up on recent viewing (what we're looking forward to) what we're listening to, and Greg gets mugged off by a pizza. Then as always, it's onto our eavesdropping segment, Geezedrooping which is packed with ones sent in by you awesome listeners. The guys discuss a stolen plane and suspicious conspiracy deaths, and ask why are people angry over the Kate Middleton Mother's Day photo. and get sidetracked in various directions along the way All this and more  

    Ep 226: I am Wonka!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2024 60:45


    Welcome to episode 226 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe In this episode. its a leap year, the 29th Feb, the guys catch up, Greg takes a long walk home and Joe has been drawing zombies, then it's onto the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping. The guys discuss the Willy Wonka Experience that left parents furious, children in tears, and no chocolate in sight, the winner of a Christmas tree-throwing contest ends up exposed and then Greg falls down a rabbit hole of AI toothbrushes and things with wifi connections that really don't need to have wifi, yes, Joe gets angry.  All this and more 

    Ep 225: Gregregular

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2024 51:26


    Welcome to episode 225 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe In this episode the guys catch up, Greg turns 40 and celebrates with colonoscopy, and the guys compare puking in sink stories There's a great stack of Geezedrops sent in by you awesome listeners, there's Ozzy and Kayne beef, and Joe a ‘would you rather' to the table. This and much more

    Ep 224: Snail Trail

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2024 48:32


    Welcome to episode 224 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe In this episode the guys are in the same room but have to use the little zoom mic so not as crisp as usual but sounds fine. Greg and Joe talk about what they've been watching including True Detective season 4 and various documentaries, and Greg vists a strange pub.  Then they look at some odd news stories such as exploding toiets, fish taped to cash machines, and an incest story which takes a dark turn. Joe asks Greg a hard-hitting question involving a snail hunting him down for the rest of hus life.  All this so much much more 

    Ep 223: Bread Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2024 59:17


    Welcome to episode 223 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe  In this episode the guys catch up, Joe makes more sandwiches and adds smoothies to the mix, Greg deals with one of his worse hangovers, and they talk Fall of The House of Usher. Then onto the eavesdropping segment Geezedropping with lots sent in by the listeners.  Ten-foot aliens terrorise a Miami Mall? Greg constantly seems to be hurting himself, and they go old school wrapping up with an agony aunt in the segment 'You didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway'. Of course the guys get sidetracked along the way.  All this and much more   

    Ep 222: Slap Up Bandits

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2024 63:31


    Welcome to episode 222 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. Happy New Year! The guys kick off the new year in classic style, Joe catches up over his festive celebrations, Greg shares a dream involving a gang of young bandits, has a bee in his bonnet about a vest to the Nike store and shares a fun night out. Geezedropping is stacked thanks to you awesome listeners, then the guys talk a guy punching a swan, a kid putting ham in a PS5 and a list of bizarre goings on from 2023. All this and much more

    Ep 221: Bus Hang

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2023 64:29


    Welcome to Episode 221 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe Happy Boxing Day, Christmas is over so time to talk some smut again. Greg and Joe catch up on life, pre-Chritsmas build-up, and the eleventh year of their Christmas Horror tradition. Greg gets a little serious, but not for long, Then it's on Geezedropping with plenty sent by you listeners, the secrets of hotels seen by Sam from big pizzas, couples having sex to w*nking at a window. The guys talk the new fun thing to hit Kingston which is kids hanging off the back of buses and other c*nty things they do, carrying naked mannequins, work Christmas parties, and much more. The guys wrap up on recent watches, Joe talks Black Summer and Grge talks Shin Godzilla  Apologies for Greg's audio will be sorted for next episode  Enjoy 

    Ep 220: In Freak Accidents

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2023 79:20


    Welcome to episode 220 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast With Greg & Joe This episode the guys catch up as the festive time starts to build up, then onto our eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping with plenty of audio sent in by you awesome listeners Greg & Joe look at a harrowing list of freak accidents and situations people survived, talk about salad gate and food challenges in general as well as the guy who terrorised the small world boat ride in Disneyland. They wrap up the episode with a brief look at Spotify 'wrapped' and what they've been watching. All this and much more

    219: Time (Travel) At The Bar

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2023 56:58


    Welcome to episode 219 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode the guys catch up on current events, jump into the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping. The episode plan (yes, there's a plan, sometimes) goes out the window and the guys discuss childhood cartoons, Dune, a time traveling bar crawl, and dive into recent odd stories from a potato-throwing fight, demonic possession, and bat or penises. The episode wraps with a return to the segment, W*nkerty W*nk! All this and much more

    Ep 218: Gimpin'

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2023 62:36


    Welcome to episode 218 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. This episode the guys catch up on daily going ons including illnesses, hospital visits and a toy fair. As always it's onto the eavesdropping segment ‘Geezedropping' with plenty sent in by you awesome listeners. The guys talk the new Ghostbusters trailer, The Fighting Cocks in the MCU, and a gimp terrorises Somerset… again All this and much more

    Ep 217: Discussions With A Six Year Old

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2023 91:36


    Welcome to episode 217 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe It's half term, Greg is on dad duty and Uncle Joe is over as Greg's six-year-old daughter, Indiana joins us as a guest. Something we wanted to do, Indiana had been desperate to do, and had even been requested quite a bit from you listeners. Possibly the only family-friendly episode we've done but still bonkers and a lot of fun. Join Greg, Joe, and Indiana as they talk Halloween, movies, music, questionable jokes, unusual baby names, long arms in helicopters, the 1955 Montgomery Bus Boycott invigorated by Rosa Parkes, a bath full of Haribo, YouTube, dreams and so much more. With the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping too. Enjoy

    Ep 216: Vomit Tarnished Centurion Helmet

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2023 70:29


    Welcome to episode 216 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. The guys catch up, Greg goes to a Star Wars convention, has dinner with the stars & gets a PS5. Joe gets a bread mixer and takes his sandwich-making to the next level. There's a staked amount of Geezedrops sent in by you lovely people which takes us all sorts of directions. Joe brings a selection of random University confessions which again takes the episode in a few directions. The guys wrap up with what they've been listening to recently and much more!

    Ep 215: Off The Menu...Kinda

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2023 83:19


    Welcome to episode 215 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, this episode is a special one as the guys aren't on Skype, or around the kitchen table, but out! Down the pub in Kingston, no prep, just the Zoom mic, and a few beers.  The guys talk Sugar Ray, Smash Mouth, Korn, and going out for dinner which sparked our own bad version of the Ed Gamble and James Acaster podcast 'Off The Menu' format where we discuss our ideal three-course meal, which goes into many food-based discussions and a look back at our cooking show idea 'Crikey That's Food'.  All this and much more 

    Ep 214: Please Keep Horns & Paws inside the Vehicle

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2023 43:49


    Welcome to The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, another slightly shorter episode but no less packed. The guys catch up, then it onto a huge stack of some of the best Geezedrops to date. Theres a lot to unpack.  Greg and Joe talk about a Bull becoming a car passenger, Joe Pasquale getting impaled by antlers on stage, the man who has emerged himself in a Coliie dog costume he had made as a hobby. As well as talking recent things we've been watching including Beyond the spider-verse.  All this and much more

    Ep 213: Gregs Nipple Legs

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2023 47:54


    Welcome to episode 213 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.  This episode the guys are back sat around the kitchen table, its a slightly shorter episode but still full of the usual madness. Joe goes to Notting Hill for some pre carnival action, Greg has a weird week, with a bug bite throwing him out of action with a look back at how bites have caused him to be covered in 'nipples', and he goes to the Food Festival and has a.... mishap.  We have some great geezedrops for our eavesdropping segment sent in by you awesome listeners and some of the guys have heard, theres plenty to figure out and unpack.  Also, a sloth mets its demise  All this and much more 

    Ep 212: Potatoes: The Funniest Joke Ever Told

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2023 73:53


    Welcome to episode 212 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys are once again sat round the same kitchen table with breakfast beers (and whiskey) on the go, ready to right the world's wrongs, or at least laugh about them. Greg has been on holiday up to the North with tales to share, mostly from the bar, including telling the funniest joke ever… apparently It's a stacked episode for Geezedrops thanks to you listeners, Luke our top shagger Geezedrop grabber, and Greg's holiday drops. The guys look at Ed's updated movie list, penises drawn on the roads of Cobham, and much more Enjoy

    Ep 211: Stage Tails and Steven Seagull

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2023 71:31


    Welcome to episode 211 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up on current events, talk rain, park visits, meeting the geezedrop ‘top shagger' Shepard, Luke for a few beers, and talk about the recent Bam Margera rap track to drop. Greg and Joe fall down a wormhole of pub and gig memories and how they first met, the origin of our eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, followed by a fantastic list of things you awesome listeners sent in. Just like the old days of the podcast, we end with a track from Top Shaggers band, ‘Not The Face' Enjoy

    Ep 210: Open Wide and Say RRR

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2023 76:58


    Welcome to episode 210 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe In this episode the guys are sat at the same table in the kitchen of Joe's new flat with the Zoom mic catching up on current events. Joe becomes a meme, and Greg talks his love for the Tollywood film RRR, along with other films he's watched recently including Transformers & GOTG 3, they also discuss the tv show The Bear, Hot Ones, and much more…. minor spoilers ahead.

    Ep 209: Take Me Back To Eden (Kebab)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2023 65:48


    Welcome to episode 209 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe In this episode the guys catch up on life, Joe moving house, traffic, Hampton Court Flower Show, BBQ season in full swing, The Always Sunny Podcast, and more. The guys fall down a music rabbit hole discussion (again) taking bands we love, the music we love, how useless we are finding new music but Greg reveals how much he is loving the new Sleep Token album, and we end the episode with a solid stack of Geezedrops. All this and much more in between

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    Ep 208: Sexy Single Sink Hole

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2023 70:22


    Welcome to episode 208 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe In this episode the guys catch up on life, current events, moving house, sinkholes, and chicken burgers. Greg takes a trip to the horse track and Joe talks about bettering himself… starting feet first. An angry ‘outraged' post backfires in a local Facebook group, a man ends up in a confused public moment of… Seagull erotica? And to mix things up, the episode wraps with Geezedropping. All this and much more in between

    Ep 207: The Beef Ballroom

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2023 52:44


    Welcome to episode 207 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up, talk flat hunting, a Star Wars party, cows in stilettos, gravy in the bedroom, beef ballrooms, and other vagina slang before moving onto the eavesdropping segment, Geezdropping. The guys also talk Ted Lasso finale (spoilers), the woman who convinced her husband that Bigfoot got her pregnant, all this and much more. 

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