The Atomic Mind Dump Podcast

Welcome to the cutest podcast on the internet, the Kawaii Mind Dump! Brian tells the tale of buying anime subs on VHS like an uncool drug deal. Allen is trying to be better, and he gives you permission to not like things. Bobbie points out the problematic trope of Korra.

Welcome to the Atomic Mind Dump. Now we have to keep the random topics in. Look at Brian. Look at Brian. He's your father, now. Allen doesn't like vampire societies, and he kinda liked that one movie. You can hate him now. Bobbie imagines a world where George Lucas is abusive to his collaborative partner.

Buckle in, listeners. We didn't take the “E” out of extreme to give you a mild ride. (Mild ride ensues.) Brian wants to cram the entire Dragonball Z experience into his two week free trial. Allen got scammed, but he needs you to know it's because he's not at 100%. Bobbie listens to your sales pitch, but only because she's looking for bits. Ricardo jumps back to 7th grade and freestyles a recess top 10 list. Chad dressed as Bobbie's favorite X-Man one Halloween, and stole the show.

Be careful with this episode, listeners. It cuts on the pull. Bobbie wants to Chase Lady Gaga around Brian's funeral. Brian starts a new hobby, and becomes a Japanese tool snob. Allen is a woke snowflake, clutching his pearls during Star Wars shows.

Buckle up, listeners, Brian's going in on movie talk. Allen's height is questioned when his short torso makes him look like a Monsters Inc. character. Brian lives his life like Vin Diesel, and gives dad's financial advice. Bobbie had to take her Austin Powers t-shirt off in the middle of the theater.

Welcome to Water Closet Arena, choose your favorite fighter. Bobbie explains the most unbelievable premise of a dinosaur theme park. Brian would pause for a talking cow, but not that long. Chad celebrates the anniversary of avoiding Ricardo. Allen shares too many awkward strip club stories. Ricardo's real life celebrity identity is revealed.

We try to make fitness resolutions for 2022, and not just “fitness donut into our mouths”. Chad feels the thrill of transforming animals, and the agony of bad gift faces. Allen feels the excitement of swinging through New York City, but also the fear of being surrounded. Brian feels punished by the Jedi order, when all he wants to do is to build a lightsaber.

Jump all over the couch and join us, listeners! Allen is always hoping you're about to reference a Seagal movie. Bobbie is traumatized by things that aren't supposed to be scary from the 90s. Brian lives in real fear, and The A-Team won't be there to save him with a cabbage cannon.

Welcome from your other universes, listeners. Don't mind our young, hot aunt. Allen tells the cautionary tale of a real urban legend. Other than one important event, Bobbie wonders why the “Mandela Effect” only changes the most trivial things. Chad wants the system of “have your cake and eat it too”-ism. But really, don't we all? Brian's kids don't watch TV, so they won't be watching a defrosted banana try to revive an old network.

Renew your throwback fashion memberships and join us, listeners. Brian wants to live a full life of manufactured regret. Allen wished no success for a popular Netflix film, but he doesn't know why. Chad wants to start a clothing line with fruit-cut fashions.

Lace up your soap shoes and grind through another episode with us. Bobbie threw heavy objects this weekend, in true Scotswoman fashion. Allen blew his chance to help bring back a classic tradition, because he didn't want to get got. Chad researches very 90s things for us, and is excited for new episodes of a 90s cartoon. Brian recalls his dark days as a nerd gatekeeper.

Allen comes back to the water closet, but he almost didn't make it. Ricardo thought Allen was thirsty, but it was just for water. Chad feels Dog is becoming something not of this Earth. Brian is concerned about Stallone's career trajectory.

On this very special episode of Atomic Mind Dump, we remember our brother Tony in the only manner we know how, with immature sincerity. Chad kicks things off with a toenail anecdote. Ricardo has a new look, new name, and new priorities. Allen still can't understand the concept of rock fights. Bobbie made big changes to escape a possible curse. Brain has a Walter White view of his life.   Rest in peace, Tony.   Music: Boyz II Men - It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday © 1991 UMG Recordings, Inc.

Welcome to the water closet, please maintain three points of contact here. Brian cancels his subscription, hoping society will come to its senses. Chad could never hitchhike. Not with those thumbs. Don't concentrate on Allen's finger, or you will miss all that Heavenly glory. DeLiRiOuS confuses the guys with his extra long meal timing.   Originally recorded on Jan. 29, 2021. Sadly, this is the final episode of Atomic Mind Dump with its original founder, Tony. Rest in peace, brother.

Welcome to the Atomic Mind-- wait. Gunshots? Gunshots? Brian is zen on the streets but a dude in the bathroom. DeLiRiOuS is confident that his sword can't be reached. Chad doesn't understand why people cut their palms and walk through swamps. Allen continues to nerd out over 3D printing.   Originally recorded on Jan. 22, 2021

Content warning: This episode contains language, violence, and light treason. Allen is surprised by the state stick laws. Brian was so impressed by a movie role, he didn't even see what's her face. Chad is impressed by the range of the director of Happy Feet. DeLiRiOuS makes his own shorts, because he refuses to wear them above his knees.

Chad believes in 4D aliens that look back in time and laugh at us. Allen just wants Colin Farrell to do well. Brian was close to finding Bigfoot, so he was silenced by the “power company”. DeLiRiOuS celebrates the racial range of LDP.

We stepped into the water closet on New Year's Day to record this episode. Brian discovers the freedom of making sausages. Allen is, literally and figuratively, a big fan of individually wrapped toes. Tony judges us all, because of his upbringing, and his royal feet. Chad wants us to open OnlyFans pages to compete with each other. Yes, Allen printed one, and it works!

Line up for shots of this sugar water, listeners. Brian wants to go on a presidential diet, and use only prestige toilet tissue. Tony had a bidet that turned into a Lethal Weapon. Allen wants to be called Airwolf in the kitchen. Nice guy Chad makes a rookie mistake in the supermarket. End Song: Emotional Sad Piano Music by Mattia Cupelli www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JYHk_D5A44

Content Warning: This episode may make you... hungry. Brian isn't passing up the chance to get a quantity discount on tamales. Allen is catching the vapors over Tony's freestyle skills. Tony describes his experience eating Neverfood. Chad throws a wet blanket of extra sauce over our dry food talk. Ricardo is willing to back his bros up, right or wrong.

Chad has a question for the crew. We're not emotionally mature enough to answer, but we do anyway. Allen is going to be sad when the next president isn't a UFBro. Ricardo isn't impressed by your stealth craft, government. Brian's weakness is his kindness, and high TV volume. Tony doesn't care who you are. He's going to make fun of you anyway.

It's time for another not-so-magic hour in the water closet. Who is Brian, to tell Frank Miller what he can write? ChadRaddish is coming for that chess title, Magnus. Allen has a traumatic experience trying to share the magic with his friends. Ricardo tried to reveal secrets, but a Steve got him. Is Tony having technical issues, or is he a mutant with anti tech powers?

There's a stale odor in the water closet, so it's time to air out some dirty laundry. Tony talks about the controversy of a company flag football team. Chad wants to know why no one has made an archer vs archer revenge movie. Brian and Allen out themselves for crying in the car because they didn't get to see a movie.

Chad was the Target of another man's interest. Brian was caught in the intersection of hair cutting and busking. DeLiRiOuS was accused of bean discrimination. Allen was a pack member with a total stranger, because of his t-shirt.

Welcome to the Morning Zoo Dump, here's Chewbacca with the weather. Allen likes to create characters in video games more than he likes playing the games. DeLiRiOuS tells us his stories of grinding, and playing Tony Hawk. Bobby Tries out his new soundboard setup, and we get Rick rolled live. Brian gets to interview a childhood hero. #breh

It's another Juan on Juan episode, with the original duo of Atomic Mind Dump! DeLiRiOuS talks with Bobby about childhood, the start of the podcast and too much school milk.

Don't mind that gamey smell while you enjoy this episode, it's us. DeLiRiOuS learned today that bears are on the menu. Allen is disappointed by falsely advertised chocolate meat. Bobby has no lines for which meat he would eat. Why is Brian so researched about cannibalism? Did Bobby stutter? He said no lines!

It's conspiracies and nostalgia in the water closet today. Chad reveals the secrecy of the government's Operation: Warp Speed. Brian uses warp speed to take Bobby on a trip down 80s nostalgia lane. Bobby explains the dark web to Brian Oldman. A young Tony once bought a swap meet booth, but not to sell airbrushed gangster cartoon animal shirts, like we all thought. Allen calls in, trying to win that shirt.

We're switching from horror to dread on this October episode, as the crew talks politics. Brian needs to check doesthedogdie.com before he'll watch another animal movie recommendation from Chad. Doubts are cast at Allen's new business idea. Bobby has something to say from his Apology Corner. Actually, we all do.

We're continuing monster talk for October, and this time the monsters are in the house! That was a “we're the monsters” joke. Sorry that was dumb, but really, are you surprised at this point? Bobby's a monster for real though, trying to spread lies about our childhood heroes.

We're starting the month of October off by talking about monsters! We start with which monster we would like to be, then we hypothetically drag each other into different monster movie worlds. Maybe a little talk about some real-world monsters, too. Did I say monster enough? #monster

This a throwback episode of bomb tracks and classic films, listeners. Grab your double burger with cheese on it and enjoy the show. Tony is a Green Ranger Stan, so please bear with him telling the stories again. Brian and Allen are Stans of the raddest anime feature film ever created.   End song: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Theme (Ocarina/Ukulele Cover) By David Erick Ramos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb2Ir9NjT2w

Enjoy the episode, but please know it was a different time when we did this. C to the H to the A to the D wants you to leave a message after the beep. Tony's geography knowledge comes mostly from a classic cartoon song. Allen doesn't give fake email addresses online, because lying makes his stomach hurt. Bobby realizes there's is no good option behind the truth of the lemmings documentary. Brian wants the government to stay out of salsa spiciness and appropriate booty radii. Ricardo puts his naked guests on front street.

Welcome to the water closet this week, literally. Bobby feels his all-natural energy drink is best served cold. Allen has to maintain a holding pattern until the plumber arrives. Tony is not a fan of all things “slivery”. Brian's house is a den of snake owners and cat callers. Chad needs to touch the bush, but he doesn't know why. Or he won't tell us.

Welcome to the Water Closet, but mind your step. Brian messed our brand new carpet dropping his bad joke. Tony constantly goes to the bathroom to squeeze out the answers. Allen has out of touch solutions for everyone's real world problems. Bobby is not interested in our sympathy sounds about his life. Aww.

Ricardo and DeLiRiOus share stories from the perspectives of a Mexican immigrant and a half breed. Hilarity ensues, VIVA LA RAZA! 

Chad hosts this episode, and asks about dream home improvements. Brian invents a new sport, in his new room. Chad chooses the home of an apocalypse prepper. Allen builds the ultimate work area, to collect dust. Tony's funhouse provides outdoor activities in an indoor setting. Bobby has been found guilty - of premeditated fun.

If you could have any superpower, what would you want, and what would you do with it? DeLiRiOuS begins with a desire to right minor wrongs, but do his good intentions quickly swirl down the drain? Can Bobby stand firm for justice, or will he flounder under the unbending corruptibility of power? Chad can assume the form of other living things, but why is it always animals? When the Roch Brothers crawl about, picking nuggets of gold from the others, will they become the most vile type of super villain?

It's a time of growing up and becoming adults this episode. We wrote a poem about it. Please enjoy this haiku: We share our stories You download us and listen The last hour, wasted

Can you hear our quiet squeals of anticipation for you listening to this episode? Tony saw a dude in the park practicing ”ninja skills”, and he wasn't impressed. Bobby treats his Ls as “just halfway to a W”, and continues to drunkenly argue to victory. An hour into recording, Chad finally “gets the joke”. Brian was late to the movie, and doesn't know who “that king dude” is supposed to be. Allen doesn't want to hear that “this is the best part”.

Get back into your old gym clothes, listeners, and welcome the jungle. Chad tells us about the pecking order of middle school PE class. Allen has a special hands free approach to his problems. Brian talks about the damage done by 20 years of having a pocket phone. Tony reveals the real wall that stands in the way of peak human performance. Yes, Bobby is genuinely gagging during this episode. Just wet your hair, so we can mark you down for listening to this episode. After credits ending: Chad's “beard” sounds.

Getting together, but staying separate, we gather into the virtual water closet once again. Bobby wants to throw chopsticks into all exposed nostrils. Allen doesn't want to have the conversation about making a bread box. Brian is all about that flip flop life with ninja socks right now. Time-travelin' Tony went to the past to drop earworms on his younger self. Chad brings us current events from dubious news sources. Nice podcast we have here. It'd be a shame if someone were to notice it.

No amount of money, confessions, or miles on bikes can save everyone in this water closet from being flushed all the way down. Brian feels an imminent movie's sequel sounds more like a threat. DeLiRiOuS McGrEgOr, from the clan McGrEgOr, has no time for imaginary friends. Bobby wonders how many times they need to practice Hamlet in that “before school” theater class. Chad doesn't remember church, but he was great at the bells, though. Don't pray for Allen, he's doing alright, thanks. Music: Hyfrodol (Our Great Savior) - Ballycastle Players: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEF_B2wDeIQ

Tony Baloney tells stories of his formative years after moving to Las Vegas. It's a tale of forgery, late nights, and rock fights. Charred Chad finds our Garbage Pail Kid names. Bubble Bobby was swept up into a rock fight once as a kid, just like Bony Tony. Brainless Brian wonders if the soapy vending machine will start killing. Alien Allen wants to bring the conversation back to “rock fight”, because he has questions. What was your Garbage Pail Kid name?

Welcome to another flushable episode from the AMD water closet. Tony watched a double feature in a dubious theater, but don't ask him to rap about it. Brian wants to lift all of our spirits with a new driving podcast. Ricardo didn't get a ticket for “driving while small”. Bobby finds a late surge of energy, and becomes the podcast hype man. Allen is the dusty hype button that never gets used.

Bobby recaps his attempt at showing up to a protest the previous weekend. Tony tells us about the time he saw Phoenix Wright, Hot Take Attorney, in action. Chad is burning all his Hawaiian shirts, but can keep his “other” shirts. Because it's a K-Pop thing. Brian was confused by the dance ending of a blind swordsman movie. Allen needs to control who gets his knee-jerk sympathy reactions. Song: Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Bobby was out there to protest against social injustice, but his timing was just a bit off. When he admits he's unprepared to stand up to officers Gottam and Sickbern, the team rallies to help the cause. We try to keep the momentum going, but in true food boi style, we revert to potato discussion. This is nuts! #BlackLivesMatter

In this episode, we address the elephant in this nation's water closet, with uncomfortable incompetence. Brian is all for getting rid of wizard costumes and participation trophies. Bobby is willing to take one for the country, Anonymously. Tony spent too much on milk, but he isn't willing to use it the way a king would. Allen hopes he can restart the good times with a chuff take. Chad is the one chill thing we need in this world right now. #BlackLivesMatter

Welcome to the water closet, for an online festival of Bummerpalooza. Brian hits us with a sobering reality, that a Back to the Future remake would take place in 1990. Bobby wonders about porn directors with dreams of going to Hollywood. Chad and Tony rap their canes and get angry about kids today not getting around under their own power. Allen wants to use YouTube to learn new skills, but the grumpy old men want to kick the computer out of his hand.

This week is a very special episode. What begins with light-hearted exploding head takes and torn out sections of the dictionary, takes a turn to a more serious situation. We attempt to help one of our own, but we aren't prepared to do it well. Incompetence is the new art.

This week, Brian and Allen read a very nerdy old list to Bobby, about things we would like big budget movies to stop doing. It's as cringy as it sounds, and be careful not to get hit by the spit flying from our jowly, raging cheeks. Call Hollywood, though, because we just improved The Fantastic Four.