Stacie and Bill are a couple of internet randos who have found themselves being held hostage by an evil AI that has an inexplicable horror movie obsession, as well as a fairly flimsy backstory. Join them as they get in on the ground floor of this nascent podcasting industry, and talk and talk and talk about horror movies, delighted to have finally discovered an outlet to do so. And people said this "ability" would never pay off! I mean, those people were right, but art by gabby burgard
This week we watched Train to Busan (2016) and discuss late-stage capitalism, a zombified deer, and the first zombie train chain gang?!?!Our plot discussion begins at 15:19Content warning: We love horror and want everyone to enjoy it accessibly and safely. In general, assume we may talk about violence, gore, death, and scary situations. We provide a customized content warning about the movie for each episode during the episode, before launching into the plot. If you have particular triggers, please check the movie on doesthedogdie.com.
This week we watched The Wailing (2016) and discuss our ignorance of most things Korean, the virtues of delaying immediate gratification, and what the f*ck happens at the end of this movie?!?!Our plot discussion begins at 19:20Content warning: We love horror and want everyone to enjoy it accessibly and safely. In general, assume we may talk about violence, gore, death, and scary situations. We provide a customized content warning about the movie for each episode during the episode, before launching into the plot. If you have particular triggers, please check the movie on doesthedogdie.com.
This week we watched Tenebrae (1982) and discuss 70's vs 80's Goblin soundtracks, the most determined guard dog ever found in a movie, and the batsh*t crazy ending to this story.Our plot discussion begins at 21:31Content warning: We love horror and want everyone to enjoy it accessibly and safely. In general, assume we may talk about violence, gore, death, and scary situations. We provide a customized content warning about the movie for each episode during the episode, before launching into the plot. If you have particular triggers, please check the movie on doesthedogdie.com.
This week we are joined by special guest Mike King from The Graveyard Shift podcast as we watched Deep Red (1975). We discuss Marcus' ill-advised career shift from jazz pianist to amateur investigator, Gianna's deathtrap of a clown car, and that sweet sweet funk brought to us by Goblin!Our plot discussion begins at 20:05Content warning: We love horror and want everyone to enjoy it accessibly and safely. In general, assume we may talk about violence, gore, death, and scary situations. We provide a customized content warning about the movie for each episode during the episode, before launching into the plot. If you have particular triggers, please check the movie on doesthedogdie.com.
This week we watched You'll Never Find Me (2023) and discuss Australian trailer parks, effective lighting on a budget, and this film as a possible romantic-comedy?Our plot discussion begins at 25:43Content warning: We love horror and want everyone to enjoy it accessibly and safely. In general, assume we may talk about violence, gore, death, and scary situations. We provide a customized content warning about the movie for each episode during the episode, before launching into the plot. If you have particular triggers, please check the movie on doesthedogdie.com.
This week we watched Scare Me (2020) and discuss the writer's code, cocaine-induced defecation, and a troll named Devin. Our plot discussion begins at 17:13Content warning: We love horror and want everyone to enjoy it accessibly and safely. In general, assume we may talk about violence, gore, death, and scary situations. We provide a customized content warning about the movie for each episode during the episode, before launching into the plot. If you have particular triggers, please check the movie on doesthedogdie.com.
On this very special episode, we are honored to be joined by I Will Never Leave You Alone writer/director DW Medoff. DW was kind enough to take time out of one of his rare days off to discuss the making of this film, as well as his upcoming project.After listening to this episode, we encourage you to check out I Will Never Leave You Alone and Pollen.2:56 - DW talks about wrapping his latest film10:17 - DW's origin story12:18 - Favorite films of 202417:11 - Hereditary hot take20:16 - Quickfire interview questions31:44 - DW's thoughts on horror-comedies40:47 - Big budget vs. small budget films44:14 - DW's experience at Telluride Film Festival49:56 - Plot synopsis (spoiler-free)51:12 - Bill's three predictions for this film52:54 - Content warnings56:40 - DW on the future of horror cinema1:01:10 - Grief and trauma in his films1:09:39 - Dark Fact of the Day straight from the set of I Will Never Leave You Alone1:13:24 - I Will Never Leave You Alone (spoilerific discussion)2:01:37 - DW on writing women2:12:38 - 'Maiden, Mother, Crone' - intentional archetypes or coincidence?2:18:45 - DW's sign-off2:20:23 - Rating I Will Never Leave You Alone2:24:10 - Stacie introduces our next seriesContent warning: We love horror and want everyone to enjoy it accessibly and safely. In general, assume we may talk about violence, gore, death, and scary situations. We provide a customized content warning about the movie for each episode during the episode, before launching into the plot. If you have particular triggers, please check the movie on doesthedogdie.com.
This week we watched Deadstream (2022) and discuss Shawn's glorious scream, his innovative use of a Slim Jim, and what is Mildred's fascination with fingers in noses?!?! Check out Stacie's special musical ode to Deadstream's content warnings: 21:30 Our plot discussion begins at 27:11 Content warning: We love horror and want everyone to enjoy it accessibly and safely. In general, assume we may talk about violence, gore, death, and scary situations. We provide a customized content warning about the movie for each episode during the episode, before launching into the plot. If you have particular triggers, please check the movie on doesthedogdie.com.
This week we watched Children of the Corn (1984) and discuss the questionable logistics of a child-run society, Linda Hamilton's complete lack of agency, and grown man's embarrassing inability to overpower small children. Our plot discussion begins at 18:44 Content warning: We love horror and want everyone to enjoy it accessibly and safely. In general, assume we may talk about violence, gore, death, and scary situations. We provide a customized content warning about the movie for each episode during the episode, before launching into the plot. If you have particular triggers, please check the movie on doesthedogdie.com.
This week we watched Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) and discuss Grandpa's Oscar-worthy performance, the logistics of night sledding in the middle of the woods, and Mother Superior's off-putting pitch pipe. Our plot discussion begins at 22:48 Content warning: We love horror and want everyone to enjoy it accessibly and safely. In general, assume we may talk about violence, gore, death, and scary situations. We provide a customized content warning about the movie for each episode during the episode, before launching into the plot. If you have particular triggers, please check the movie on doesthedogdie.com.
This week we watched Black Christmas (1974) and discuss the surprisingly progressive messaging, the physics of dragging a body up a ladder, and the true star of this movie, Graham, the switchboard operator. Our plot discussion begins at 21:10 Content warning: We love horror and want everyone to enjoy it accessibly and safely. In general, assume we may talk about violence, gore, death, and scary situations. We provide a customized content warning about the movie for each episode during the episode, before launching into the plot. If you have particular triggers, please check the movie on doesthedogdie.com.
This week we watched Into the Dark - Pilgrim (2019) and discuss pilgrims vs. leprechauns, the WIDE variety of music on this soundtrack, and the MANY odd choices that were made during production. Our plot discussion begins at 14:00 Content warning: We love horror and want everyone to enjoy it accessibly and safely. In general, assume we may talk about violence, gore, death, and scary situations. We provide a customized content warning about the movie for each episode during the episode, before launching into the plot. If you have particular triggers, please check the movie on doesthedogdie.com.
This week we watched Thanksgiving (2023) and discuss the physics of dumpster dismemberments, Helium's apparent explosive qualities, and marvel at how incredibly unlikeable Ethan is. Our plot discussion begins at 17:33 Content warning: We love horror and want everyone to enjoy it accessibly and safely. In general, assume we may talk about violence, gore, death, and scary situations. We provide a customized content warning about the movie for each episode during the episode, before launching into the plot. If you have particular triggers, please check the movie on doesthedogdie.com.
This week we watched The Dark and the Wicked (2020) and discuss the mysterious Texas wolf pack, America's flawless healthcare system, and this film's incredible, not-so-subtle nod to Romeo and Juliet. Our plot discussion begins at 19:45 Content warning: We love horror and want everyone to enjoy it accessibly and safely. In general, assume we may talk about violence, gore, death, and scary situations. We provide a customized content warning about the movie for each episode during the episode, before launching into the plot. If you have particular triggers, please check the movie on doesthedogdie.com.
This week we watched Night Watch (2004) and discuss the many many genres this movie navigates, the unfortunate return of nu-metal, and the batsh*t crazy ending! Our plot discussion begins at 17:04 Content warning: We love horror and want everyone to enjoy it accessibly and safely. In general, assume we may talk about violence, gore, death, and scary situations. We provide a customized content warning about the movie for each episode during the episode, before launching into the plot. If you have particular triggers, please check the movie on doesthedogdie.com.
This week we watched Let the Right One In (2008) and discuss some of the large (icky) plot points from the book that were conveniently left out of the movie, whether Oskar is extremely naive or just confused, and the questionable inclusion of CGI cats! Our plot discussion begins at 15:56 Content warning: We love horror and want everyone to enjoy it accessibly and safely. In general, assume we may talk about violence, gore, death, and scary situations. We provide a customized content warning about the movie for each episode during the episode, before launching into the plot. If you have particular triggers, please check the movie on doesthedogdie.com.
This week we watched The Devil's Candy (2018) and discuss the effectiveness of its simple droning guitar score, how adorable this family of metalheads is, and the supposed difficulty of tracking down a large, confused man in a small Texas town. Our plot discussion begins at 17:34 Content warning: We love horror and want everyone to enjoy it accessibly and safely. In general, assume we may talk about violence, gore, death, and scary situations. We provide a customized content warning about the movie for each episode during the episode, before launching into the plot. If you have particular triggers, please check the movie on doesthedogdie.com.
This week we watched Longlegs (2024) and discuss the enigma that is Maika Monroe's Lee Harker, the wonder that is Alicia Witt's Ruth Harker, and the all-around madness of Nicholas Cage's Longlegs! Our plot discussion begins at 21:39 Content warning: We love horror and want everyone to enjoy it accessibly and safely. In general, assume we may talk about violence, gore, death, and scary situations. We provide a customized content warning about the movie for each episode during the episode, before launching into the plot. If you have particular triggers, please check the movie on doesthedogdie.com.
This week we watched Ready or Not (2019) and discuss its' incredible cast of characters including: Grace - bonafide bada$$ Aunt Helene - MVP by a long shot Emilie - (coke-induced) worst shot Daniel - (alcohol-damaged) heart of gold The Le Domes Estate - runner-up greatest board-game mansion (second only to the Clue (1985) mansion) Our plot discussion begins at 25:35 Content warning: We love horror and want everyone to enjoy it accessibly and safely. In general, assume we may talk about violence, gore, death, and scary situations. We provide a customized content warning about the movie for each episode during the episode, before launching into the plot. If you have particular triggers, please check the movie on doesthedogdie.com.
This week we watched Veronica (2017) and discuss eclipse-watching etiquette, crazy awesome Spanish architecture, and how Centella can help you live your best life. Our plot discussion begins at 25:00 Content warning: We love horror and want everyone to enjoy it accessibly and safely. In general, assume we may talk about violence, gore, death, and scary situations. We provide a customized content warning about the movie for each episode during the episode, before launching into the plot. If you have particular triggers, please check the movie on doesthedogdie.com.
This week we watched Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016) and discuss the Mike Flanniverse, the intricacies of priests going on dates, and learn (in great detail) what it's like to be strangled. Our plot discussion begins at 29:45 Content warning: We love horror and want everyone to enjoy it accessibly and safely. In general, assume we may talk about violence, gore, death, and scary situations. We provide a customized content warning about the movie for each episode during the episode, before launching into the plot. If you have particular triggers, please check the movie on doesthedogdie.com.
This week, we watched The First Omen (2024) and discussed the steep learning curve of walking in heels, Stacie's hot take on the original The Omen (1976), and...was that a jackal phallus?!?! Our plot discussion begins at 17:00 Content warning: We love horror and want everyone to enjoy it accessibly and safely. In general, assume we may talk about violence, gore, death, and scary situations. We provide a customized content warning about the movie for each episode during the episode, before launching into the plot. If you have particular triggers, please check the movie on doesthedogdie.com. Our AI overlord is always looking for new cursed categories. Please submit your category ideas here.
This week we watched Club Dread (2004) and discuss the difficulty of successfully threading the horror-comedy needle, whether vodka ice luges are actually a thing, and why Bill Paxton (RIP) didn't take on more comedic roles. Our plot discussion begins at 23:38 Content warning: We love horror and want everyone to enjoy it accessibly and safely. In general, assume we may talk about violence, gore, death, and scary situations. We provide a customized content warning about the movie for each episode during the episode, before launching into the plot. If you have particular triggers, please check the movie on doesthedogdie.com. Our AI overlord is always looking for new cursed categories. Please submit your category ideas here.
This week we watched The Bay (2012) and discuss the absurdity of crab eating contests, the high honor of being named 'Miss Crustacean', and chicken shit. Our plot discussion begins at 21:35 Our AI overlord is always looking for new cursed categories. Please submit your categories here.
This week we watched Apostle (2018) and see how it stacks up against last week's film of a similar theme. We also get our first TPCY Alum(na), Lucy Boynton! Our plot discussion begins at 27:55 Our AI overlord is always looking for new cursed categories. Please submit your categories here.
This week we watched The Wicker Man (1973) and marvel at the varied and amazing soundtrack! Our plot discussion begins at 28:22 Our AI overlord is always looking for new cursed categories. Please submit your categories here.
This week we watched The Blackcoat's Daughter (2015) and discuss cute demon monsters, hairless nuns, and questionable plot decisions. Our plot discussion begins at 21:33 Our AI overlord is always looking for new cursed categories. Please submit your categories here.
This week we watched The Lodge (2019) and...Alicia Silverstone!!! Our plot discussion begins at 12:00 We are always looking for new cursed categories to keep our AI overlord happy. Please submit your categories here.