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So, elon made an A.I. and it told all his friends how dumb they are. It is named Grok and is has recently pointed out that conservatives viewpoints are largely "factually inaccurate". Yup, they used science and figured out that they are all full of sh*t. Im pretty sure they already knew that, it's the worstcase.......
Its a very special episode yo. People out here pooping on planes, pooping on cars, pooping on democracy. We out here screaming at 'em to stop, but no, they just keep pooping. It's the worst......
Oh ya! Let's fill the Kool-aid Man with Cisco and Mad Dog 20/20 and crash through the walls of fascism. Let's plant a Wild Irish Rose on theBoone's Farm of freedom! USA #1 forever! Wooooo!!! Bartles and James can suck it, it's the worstcase.....
Soyjack on 4chan! The soy boys are rising up to take back ground in the meme war! This is our world! Nerds and boys in basements yelling at each other with images! Wooooo! It's the worstcase, the best in socialist liberal complaining and bad jokes.
The reason trump pulled out on those tariffs may have something to do with Canada stickin' it to him with bonds. Who know? Who cares? They just plan to make it all collapse anyway. These preppers got bored of waiting and now they're all in office, it's the worst case. Far left radical socialist talk and jokes for people that have lost hope.
Trump called Taiwan a country and nobody crapped their pants. That used to be a thing but I guess China was so pissed about everything else the orange man is doing that it must have slipped by. Eggs just keep getting more expensive and the idiots will probably blame Biden. Peguins seem to be having a moment and we only just started this stupid trade war, it's the worstcase.
What? We got two old liberal white guys complaining about modern conservatives. That's about it. Two woke thirst traps over here making jokes about horrible stuff. Who cares? Nobody, it's the worstcase........
What? The Junkstress is live in the studio?! What? The most special guest you always wanted but never thought to ask for? Oh ya, all that and two pit bulls getting their f*ck on in the background! just push play and stop reading, it's the worst.....
Puffy's lawyers quit, Elon lost 40 billion, Trump destroyed the economy again and blah blah blah, it's a podcast!
What if Bruce Wayne spent all his money on fighting poverty and affordable clean housing or creating jobs instead of spending it on fancy bat-themed vehicles? Maybe eliminating poverty in Gotham could have gone further to help bring crime rates down than just beating up the mentally ill? All this and more on a brand new episode of Two Old White Men Blabbering!
Who's gonna play elon in the movie about him ruining the government and his own reputation? Steve Buscemi? All I know is Amazon will buy the rights and spin it into a cinematic universe with bad tv shows about side character origins. The world is on fire, planes are falling from the sky and the rich are feasting, it's the worst case....Also, Vince Neal's plane blew up
They firing everybody! Damn! Some weird foreign guy is in charge of the government? WTF happened to republicans? Next your gonna tell me they're bending over for russians and doing what Putin tells them to! Wait, what? They did that too? Damn, it really is the worstcase.....
ya, we missed a few weeks, what? we don't get pais, we got super douches running the gov't into the ground while taking away our rights in the name of a felon. I'm bored of this crap and we're ready for an asteroid. I'm pretty sure elon is working for China and we're all screwed. G'night and goodluck, it's the worstcase......
Greenland? We are so f'd. This country is about to become Oceania and the textbooks will say Trump invented golf and Elon invented science. We, the people, are so screwed. Ya, but at least we got some jokes. About Greenland I guess. Damn, it really is the worstcase.......
Ok, so we got this new recording device, it works great, it's called a Podtrack or some dumb crap like that. It sounds great, has dumb sound effects, it's small and easy. But, every now and then it just stops recording. Just stops. So it's fine, it doesn't happen often, we keep an eye on it so we can stop talking and press record again. It happened this week and we did not notice it. For this reason a big chunk of the show is missing. Also the show is shorter. It'll be a fun game to figure out where the hole is! Fun! it's the worstcase......
I don't even remember why the show is called that. It's 2025, I'm tired, I'm hungover, I'm overworked and the world is drowning me with silly nonsense all while our country is lock step marching down the drain of idiocracy. So here, have some words, have an hour of talk from people that probably know less than you but can keep you semi-entertained for a tiny bit of time while you think of a good audiobook or album you might like. It's the worstcase............. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
Spotify has a crap upload system that sometimes refreshes and erases everything you just typed. It just did it again and I'm not typing that whole thing out again. The jist? Luigi > CEOs, it's the worstcase. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
I still believe JD Vance probably had relations with that couch. I know it started out as a joke, but it just feels so very right. I know, fake news is bad, but maybe the fake story gave him he idea and he tried it out? Why not? It sound like something he would do. Maybe JD would light some candles and put on some old German language speeches from the late 30's and just bang the crap out of a hotel couch. This is the world we live in yo, also we talk about Diddy and the CIA, it's the worstcase...... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
What do ya want for nothing? We ain't getting paid for this so maybe we might not have to make sense? What do I know? I'm just an idiot that figured out how to use a microphone and a computer. I got jokes, ya, but they ain't good. This is performance art for degenerate liberals that like dirty jokes and don't understand what conservatives think woke means. Word. Keep listening and maybe it'll get better. worstcase! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
“I'm sorry, I cannot provide a description for your dumb woke liberal podcast as it goes against OpenAI's use case policy.” -welcome to the worstcase --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
Trump cheated with Elon money and twitter bots. Ya'll that voted for that mess are nasty and you need to move on to some other podcast. Yuck, you weird freaky concentration camp building boomers need to go take a nap and quit ruining the country. It's the worst case for real. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
One day! play it now! Today is the day. Either it's Trump's last time running, or it's the end of Democracy. Hold on! Now yes, this show is being posted on the day people are voting and will only have a brief 16-20 span of being relevant before it spends a week being old news abouta thing that already happened. One day we will go live for the election. That day has not arrived, it's the worstcase!!!!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
Asheville is still messed up. We bought a new device for recording and Sir Strange-a-lot may have had the levels too hot ans made the voices sound kinda weird. It won't happen again. Asheville still ain't got water, Halloween is coming, and it's only just over a week and the election is done with for 4 years or whatever, it's the worstcase....... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
Golfer Schlong is all we got this week so hold on tight while we all watch the decline of the entire body politic. Politics now involve billionaires giving out millions to vote while Georgia will put you in jail for giving a voter a sip of water. I would say we deserve better but we don't, it's the worstcase..... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
Holy Crap-tastrophy! It all washed away! That river kicked our collective a**es all over these mountains. Jobs went underwater or just got washed away. It's horrible and we live right the F in the middle of it all. Welcome to the real live actual Worstcase Scenario........ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
So, Mark Robinson is the very best Republican in the state! He's the one they decided to run for Governor. I guess nobody checked his internet history because he is just as bad as everybody damn well said he was a year ago. To make matters even worse we learn about 'Rule 34', which somehow predicts that fan art of Trump, J.D. Vance and a sectional couch has to exist. All this and old school sci-fi. It's the Worstcase..... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
Damn! Skypager stock took a hit this week! So did Bad Boy Records I'm guessing. Diddy's nasty lube supply and horrible behavior is now front page again as Jane's Addiction throws fists onstage in Boston. What a f'n week for sex and violence! Come sing along with your favorite hosts, it's the Worstcase...... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
What!? These Russians are paying conservatives podcasters $100,000 per episode to talk up Trump and say civil war is coming? Damn!!! Why can't the left get money like that? We been harpin' this woke propaganda for years and still can't even afford chairs! I knew that most of the maga crowd was bots but I didn't think Russia was paying for it, I thought it was fracking money. Damn! it's the worstcase..... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
We got True Crime! oh ya we ride the trend once it's over and here comes some sexy weird love triangle shooting crimes with a burglar and an au paire, whatever the hall that is. Also that RFK jr dude is suing NC to get off the ballot that he just sued to get on. These dummies just live to give lawyers money. This is why lawyers are so rich, cuz rich people have dumb kids, it's the worstcase.... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
What?!? These guys are talking about the Ghostbuster sequels again? Will the franchise survive? Will Jerk forgive them for Ghostbusters 2? All the while slime was under the buildings? And now Winston Zeddemore got rich off ghosts? All this and we can't stop thinking about RFK jr's poor wife and how her 'enthusiasm' is being questioned by the press. Boom boom pow, it's the worstcase. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
Trump talks race with black journalists. Holy crap! It went exactly as expected! wow! So ya, the weirdos got weird and the cat ladies fought back. The bigots got real mad at the olympics for all the wrong reasons. It's the worstcase..... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
You got that poptimism? Feeling poptastic? We droppin that pop talk all damn day. Pop all them thangs for this long discussion about how 'pop' influenced the Drake/Kendrick battle and how rap is and isn't pop while ruling the pop world. It's wild weird stuff, it's the worst...... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
Kamala, Ye faithful!, joyful and triumphant! Woo! No more old man battle! Now we might have a fun election season instead of a bunch of boring old white man speeches about blah blah blah. Also we probably talk about rap music and tv shows, it's the worstcase.... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
I don't wanna talk about it. I just don't. This country needs education and maybe a little time off. Ya! That's what we all need, it's just a long vacation. A month off with pay. That is what every single American needs right now. Just turn everything off and lay on the beach or next to a pool or a creek. Dammit, it's the worst.... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
Ok, so now old Trumpy is backing up from the gestapo his buddies built for him as Biden blindy stumbles through a haze of falsely inflated self worth. Get ready for President Harris, cuz it's either her or the end of the free world. It's actually the Worstcase this time, good luck. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
Ya, childhood memories and pop culture and memory loss and misunderstood lyrics. This is better than talking about that crap debate that shouldn't have happened. Happy Birthday America! I hope you live to see another one, cuz it's the worstcase..... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
I'm bored of writing these descriptions. Just play the episode and see what happens. I'm sure we made some funny jokes and some relevant hot takes on current events and what not, but hey, unless you push play it never happened now did it? It's the worst....... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
I don't remember what we talked about, we mostly tried to avoid talking about Trump because he's just boring now. It's all just very very boring all over the news. We mostly remember old movies and rappers and just make jokes that are probably inappropriate. It's the Worstcase! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
Ha! You know he did it. F him. He deserves worse. Don't get mad at me, ya'll done spent years and years screaming "can't do the time, don't do the crime" and now that the dog bites it's own tail ya'll start crying. Ha! I hope he gets real time. welcome to the worstcase..... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
Nobody ever believed that any gay couple anywhere ever asked a bigot baker to bake a cake. That baker was a liar, and so was the graphic artist. They are just pawns of rich bigots that hate how cool young people are nowadays. They long for the days when rich people could be total a-holes in public and still get praise. Nowadays the rich people have to get cancelled when they beat up a person on video. New world! Welcome to the worstcase....... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
We somehow connect that Butt-ker guy to the Puffy video somehow. What a week! Luckily we had 90s rapper Cam'ron get booked on CNN and he saved our dumb news world. We somehow wander into a sitcom origin and a long story about how the "Gay Raiders" did a "zap" on the news and changed up the whole conversation. What do we know? we're just some dummies and it's the Worstcase...... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
The rap battle fizzled out and drake lost. Looks like Biden is trying to legalize the weed on the low and every college blew up with anti-war protests and nobody wants to vote anymore for a minute. This is all some blah blah blah and none of it matters so join us as we make fun of Trump's tiny whinny weenie getting grilled by old Stormy as America enters it's "caligula" era. It's the worstcase..... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
OK, there's a rap battle goin on. Yup. New rap has become interesting again. In one corner we have an actual MC that has a f'n Pulitzer prize for being an actual rhyme writing genius and in the other corner we have an actor that makes popular music. It's mostly dumb, but this rap battle has been escalating faster than most. In the past it would take days or weeks for rappers to dis and respond, ohhh, but not this battle! They fire back two at a time, an hour later, the next morning! Pop Pop! -and it seems like Drake is losing. I mean, anybody that puts out a song about how they don't diddle was def doin some diddling. Just saying, it's the worstcase....... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
We got guests and stories, we got jokes and old man farts. we got people talking for an hour or so. Things come up, things go down, blah blah blah, we talk about a North Korean TV show about basketball. We got podcast gold being spun straight up your barndoor. We got this and more on another strangely entertaining episode of Worstcase. Seriously though, we are but unfinished sentences in a bland suburban novel chattering on about our own self importance in a death cry of monumental anguish and despair. Welcome back biatchy, it's the worstcase!!!!!!!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
Woooo! it's 420! Woooo! we gettin all Johnny Blaze up in this biaaaaatch!!! Ya, I talk like that in front of my kids friends. Wooo! Let's get cringe! It's your boys, Jerk & Strange, and they get high while trying to make jokes that they don't remember now tat two days have passed and I'm writing this description. Woo! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
OJ is dead. He is no more. Was he ever on a box of Wheaties? If he was, we gotta get one of those boxes. Micheal Vick? He on a box? That's where we go this week. We also discuss how a porno lady is gonna be on TV talking about the ex-pres dong from a witness box. This is America now, it's the worstcase...... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
We got words, you got ears! Let's do this thing. Strange has a story about a new crime involving the dark web and exit scams mixed with blackmail and snitching. Trump probably did something dumb for us to make fun of. All that and more on another dumb episode of worstcase!!!!!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
Ya, it's a remake episode. It's a special guest episode. It's a Roadhouse episode. They made a remake, some of us watched it, now we gonna talk. Oh ya, it's Dalton time! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
Does it matter? We talk, we laugh, we do stuff. This is a podcast. If you don'twant to hear vulgar talking about nonsense you are in the wrong place. Worstcase!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
Geopolotics is mostly just about arms dealers and gun runners. This is the world we live in. Lots of news, but we ignore a lot of it and just talk about TV and stuff. So, we believe that Boeing definitely killed that dude. No whistleblower offs themselves right before they finish blowing the whistle. It's basically not a good news week except the part that Trump is broke. Ha! Broke boi! it's the worstcase..... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support
The Episode from hell. R.I.P. to Richard Lewis. This episode is just like all the others. The hosts tell jokes that may or may not land and that's about it. We got current events, we got sports, we got Puff Diddy gettin' busy in all the wrong way, you know, makin' love in the thugs and what not. It's been a hell of a week, let's do this, it's the worstcase........ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstcasepodcast/support