To Be Deported Podcast

This week we have two members of the podcast at odds - Amir AKA Captain Banana, versus Sean's drunken alter ego Tequila Sean. Listen and decide who is in wrong. Should they have gone back to shore? Did Amir jinx the trip with his banana? Find out, and let us know who's side your on. Listen, subscribe, and review us on iTunes.

United Airlines will beat you, drag you off the plane, break your belongings, and kill your dog. Is O.J. also behind this? Join us on this episode where we discuss worst movies, try to unravel some of history's most controversial assassination cases, & more. It is to die for!

We return after a 3 week break and jump right back into the latest happenings. Sean talks Chinese New Year traditions, the gang breaks down the Black Panther movie, and we take apart the Oscars, from Ryan Seacrest to Best Picture worthiness.

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Do you hate when people label you racist? How did you feel about Trumpito's State of the Union? Is it slutty to send nude pics to strangers? We answer these questions and more this week, so tune in from whatever shithole you're at.

Local comedian James fills the gap in the roster this week as we discuss just how shitty people can be. When you see girls getting drinks and dipping, babies denied citizenship, and comediennes boycotting Netflix, can you really say you can "see the good in all people"?

Welcome to our confusing world, where things are not what they seem. Not missile alerts, not hitchhikers, not even your jolly ranchers. Bad dates, flat earthers, and cumboxes aside, look sharp, we got a thot missile incoming.

Are we obligated to find transgender people attractive? Do your preferences matter? What happened to having an objective opinion? Our world gets crazier by the day, so stay grounded with us as we attempt to process the burgeoning #metoo movement, introduce harassment day, and discuss the latest weirdest ad to come out from IKEA. For Pete's sake, pornstars are dropping in the streets! Where's Oprah when you need her?

It's 2018 bitches! The gang discuss how we spent our New Year's, Netflix's feature film Bright, the first robot given citizenship, and Omar's run-in with a fugitive. Brought to you by Aguardiente.

Put down that phone, we got stuff to talk about! Pollo regales us with West Coast tales, we take a trip to the sperm bank, discuss Keaton Jones, how cryptocurrencies work, and more. ICE got nothing on this!

As America lubes up in preparation to be involuntarily sodomized by the FCC, we revisit Jersey Shore, discuss self-identity, and reveal the newest Bond villain - Matt "Danger Button" Lauer.

Let's Get Down To Business... to break down the best of Disney movies, so Be Our Guest this week and let us show you the lists of our top 5 Disney Movies, Hottest Disney Characters, the most useless Disney Princesses, and much more. We can't stay on topic so just... let it go... LET IT GO!!!!!

Tune in this week as we discuss missing memory blocks from blacking out, attempt to interpret dreams, and what makes pedophiles tick. It gets interesting, so strap in tight, and don't let Grandma stab you tonight.

Get your tights on as this week as the gang tackles some tough questions. How much is a human egg worth? Do you believe in aliens? Just which fast food chain has the best fries? Strap in and find out as we stretch our beliefs to their limits.

This week, join us as we discuss Pervy Weinstein, terrible Asian pilots, and the ever-evolving bots on Tinder. As random as that is, believe us when we say putting Z's in your name is always a bad idea.

This week we discuss the ease of labeling in today's society, the Weinstein casting couch, why the USMNT should be rebuilt, and whether it is appropriate to have tattoos of an ex. Jump in.

This week we bring on our first white man, debate gun control in the wake of Vegas, r/tinder, and send Benghazi emojis to those women whom "frequent corners."

Keeping up to date with current events, we discuss Trump's latest game of smoke and mirrors, why the Cavs are not a superteam, and why you should keep single moms out of your dating pool.

This week we discuss the end of the world, contemplate getting in line to lose half our stuff aka marriage, and wonder if the back of 'Her' head is really the view it's all cut out to be.

Omar tells the wildest, sexiest, and gay-men-who-don't-know-I'm-straight stories from a 2 month European trip. Hold your tits, 'cause this is a long ass, but extremely funny, podcast.

Does it really take a hurricane? Trump pardoned who? What do you mean McGregor didn't lose? Oh I'm not getting dessert, I'll just have a bourbon, thank you.

What's in your cup? Join us this week as we drink the wrong tea, read the wrong books, listen to the wrong music, fuck the wrong way, and look for Bassel's ever-elusive car. This is why we can't have nice things.

This week we find out why Bassel was a bad friend, how museums could save America, and while napping on vacation can save you moneyyyy!

This week we have our friend and comedian James Warmington to join us, where we discuss everything from the crazy phenomenon known as coconut f*cking (thanks Reddit) to the current value of vagina in the market today.

This week we discuss Bassel and Sean's NY Trip, the importance of going on vacation with the right people, our Game of Thrones theories and more!

We started off the podcast with a heated debate on Publix sub line etiquette and picking up food for friends, which then goes to discussions on evolution, the convenience of religion, and fact versus faith and what's more important.

This is our farewell episode to Omar since he's going backpacking for a few months and how he should cherish his organs while he has them. It then goes from education and student loans to the Joe Budden and Mygoes (as pronounced by Omar) debate.

This week Sean and Amir discuss their adventures at the strip club, why bringing girls with you is a must, our different experiences at strip clubs, and then the convo evolves into the benefit of raising kids abroad, and Sean describes the magic place knows as The Rainbow Hostel.

This week we discuss our first memories of childhood, which turned into our best memories of the 90s, the different education systems in the US versus abroad, and to be weary of listen to your friends about new tv shows (never watch the OA)!

We discuss our last cook off, which we did not put out since it was horrible audio wise (blame Bassel), and a discussion of a new dating trend known as financial domination (Google it) and other difference dating preferences / fetishes

This week Pollo breaks down his proposal to his new finance, Bassel tells the amazing and near impossible tale of getting pulled over while in the backseat of a Uber..while still in the neighborhood where we just recorded the podcast. Definitely lots of hot takes this week,

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Stay tuned this week as the gang tries Mamajuana for the first time, and we debate how pussy can save the Middle East while a bowl of cum festers nearby.

Two chefs enter, one chef gets deported. This week, Chefs Bassel and our friend La’Shawna go head to head to bring us on a culinary journey through the Caribbean. We comment on their cutlery skills...and some of them need help!

In this week’s episode, the gang puts friendships on the line as we discuss proper road head, the Big Bang, and Jonah and the whale. Also, wIll Chad make it to the podcast?

We each describe our savage pasts of where is the weirdest places we've hooked up with our significants/randoms, and we dive into why Omar only hooks up with women out of the tri-county area (Amazon Prime Was Born!)

This episode is all about how the zodiac signs changed, and it changed all of our signs that supposedly described us as people (I know...ridiculous!). We had a special guest, Karen, and she provided her POV on how she judges men based on signs. Then we talked about if Rhonda Rousey was overrated, and we debate about other potential legends. Listen and learn (maybe).

This week the podcast mentally started late since Bassel came late, and with a bad haircut haha. We roast him on that, combined with our hot takes on politics, out if state hook ups, and smoking on weeeee......eeeeeee are the champions!

This is by far, the wettest episode we’ve had so far. The whole situation was fishy. HA! Get it!? We are joined by some home girls to discuss both men and women's takes on...ejaculate ;)

This is the first episode of our podcast, and we go from introducing ourselves, to going very deep into conversation....very deep lol. Please be aware that at this point, we were recording on our phones, so if it sounds rough, blame Bassel!