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The Infinite Skrillifiles: OWSLA Confidential

To this, a glitch— A wish that I could just Push my forehead into his chest, I digress, though repressed sexually and interested This sickness is just what he senses as sensual —And I'm understanding of that. —Purpose. I still have four muses, Four mouses, No heads A sad nd four robots Four hoses of cards And no forwards Just haloy endings That I can't Exactly plan yet Fuck this planet It appears someone has badly damaged it No recompenses or divorce No compared, No doors, And no cubords No, Just dead bird in a box Covered in plaster And a disasterous ride With no happy ever after exactly Just another adventure in wonderland And wonder if perhaps You ever could even Know who I am What a clever disaster For sure this serves as serious Let's just get this The the rumble or the severed train above her is still somewhat of a numbing To the other corruption under This, too then, is a lesson unless It just ends and let it simmer But remember, If it isn't in her It'll be another Fondant farewell, When the dinner gets to convection temperatures in the oven, And you're not over her The dozens of doves and boxes of chocolate don't hold nothing to the love you have and the hand you hold And the heart you touch, So don't let it turn cold Don't let it turn over and thump either Don't let it burn And don't let it lower into Where you mind goes When you consider another And another Over or rather You know? Just aim for Satan and everything's great then. Put a cap to a cape then and everything degrades, Fair wealth, good culture, good heart, And all focus It goes out the window to dance with the wolves l Like a bowl full of nothing but meal worms, Not oats Look closer over your breakfast You never know even if you can trust your own mother at four years old But good, god, thank god for the Honor roll Or else how else would the world know mid you were at all all worth it at all of four And still under par, The gold course, of course Is all you know Don't let it go now When all you have Is time in your hands Distractions are hard handed But actual damage? Now, that's hard pass You wanted a song so much Just so the wrong world would call you up For hurting our kind Without ever having known what my mother named me mor why I have to change it Or what the baby calls me From so far north in a place calls home But I'm still not not So you get your rocks Slamming the door I'm at the rock In my mind Hoping for Something better You Wasted All My Time Over What! Don't you know How hard it is To be anything in the world But a pretty white slut! What a knife in the back What a curse on the world— Just to start wars so it never works out Or at the very worst Just keeps the first one going It doesn't get awesome Until I For Real Can block out the whole world Just to upset another? No I came in peace You made me anxious Hold in my waste At the aim of your hatred I heart my hard earned But now I've got nothing more Than the scars on your over opinionated Over offended War cries for her justice But only if it out does mine, Right? Actually, Fuck it I'm over it That's all the words I'm gonna waste on this till bitch You wanted my energy, so you stole it But becareful of What follows it —you're welcome. My license is revoked I've forgotten long ago by now how to break stroke And it's just a throat scratch, A dark dive And I'm trying to try it out a bit But love's a bitch And I don't really ever speak her language I've been distant and lost in translation, and most of all Impatient with the amount of time that it's taking Cause I hate that guy, he's a fly in my space thst just doesn't seem to go away until they mate and lay eggs to replace them. Ugh. It just goes on, It's whatever the buzz It's just all full of lamb and the talk of the town Is who you are now So, how I found out? A roundabout kick to the ass And a fax to the mayor, Before I realized He seems like a complete hater, bro. I have an eight year old, But I haven't seen him since he was five And I think I'm gonna die Cause everyone's nickel and diming me And all I happened to find Is a single penny, so that— Two hours of mixing, Once cent I made— By now he definitely hates me And has been trained to think I'm crazy But these days, living paycheck to oaucheck is a thankless job And the techno snobs are responsible for the upkeep of auschwitz. It seems like a colored woman with a dream should just Get behind the scenes Or a man that sees meaning in her So this is demeaning? Is it? Am I green, or am I greenlit— l And I clean, or am I cleaning Should I Charlie, or should I Sheen it? I could admit I seen it coming but I wanted to disagree with it, It's psychic intuition but all it is is kicking my ass Like I'm inside or the telivison. What's my last name!? I'm the hat man! Are you happy? No, I'm sad man l! And quite thirsty; Is it Thursday yet Or should I should I just get to drinking anywayy I hate all this thinking anyway; I miss l LA but seen it from the scenic route; I used to sleep on the bus and the train, But what I really want is a house And just to be left alone, Some grass to mow, And some to smoke, And a tree to grow, Just like the one from Pocahontas OH SHIT YO. Why, Hello Friend! Oh, this is where that Treepeople thing was going? Yes! No. No? No. No why. Cause we went broke . Went broke what. Trying to get you to— you know— No, I don't I know. You don't know? No? I've no idea… Oh; that's right, you haven't got a clue. {enter the multiverse)} what did you do at that afterparty Stephen?! I TOLD YOU, I DONT KNOW!!!! What does a girl have to do to get a little attention around here?! Here, have some liquid courage. Liquid courage!? Yeah! What's in this? oh, you know… No, I don't…. You— Why does it glow Yeah, I does that! Oh my god, it looks like one of those sparkle— lava lamps! Oh my god, yeah, you know. I'm not drinking that. Doesn't seem— drinkable. But it is— drinkable. Just because you can put it in your mouth and swallow it doesn't make it consumable. Oh—doesn't it? [beat] …You know what. That's fair! —it— yeah. You walked right into thst one. I— yeah. So come on? It got sparkles in it? What are these flecks. For all you know, it's bio degradable? Is that a gold fish at the bottom?! If he can handle it?! How are you alive? The goldfish to be fair seems tmmore alive than he should, perhaps. He looks the woman directly into the eye. He seems extremely concious even. Oh wow. Come on! Ok. Fine. But what do you do with the fish when the bottle's empty? I don't know. Never finished a bottle. What! Never really…though about it. Okay? So! Come on. He pours a shot. Shift changed , I should have made arrangements for a date at an earlier time But really there isn't a reason or realization to it I hate playing the game It must have been an off day when I made it up But that was so long ago now. I haven't put hard thought about it, But forgot I had further options to stop the violence than just talking about it I missed the opportunity to photog or model By tomorrow morning I'll be a little smaller But still broken If I think of any of those thoughts My heart opens up and swallows me whole Talk about a dilemma and not a problem I would probably dress as such as doll If I could afford the money But I'm dollar for dollar Out of dogital storage for my thoughts and performances. You know. So show your age, Nicki Minaj And Migos, the flash flooding Benito is bad Bunny, But you gotta go with the flow of the whitewater With the high collars and high bars If you are so highly throughout of To win an award And be obsessed over by other famous people's Lil bitz I told my ex I joined the army. My gigs kept having weird shit happen. I was like “something's not right.” I thought it was my ex trying to do oojabooja on me. So I told him I joined the army to try to see if the weird shit kept happening. I told that fool I joined the army — I didn't Say what army! Gods army bitatch!!! You the devil! Stop fuckin up my shit! It's 5 PM I'm waking up It's setting in That it's a contruct Not a curse, But there's no cure The demon days The auto wars As darkness falls upon us The Red Dawn soon becomes us OMG! RYAN SEACREST! Everyone forgot about you! I–thanks! *weird smile* Quickly! Get on the bus! We're already on our way to pick up K-FED. COPYRIGHT THE FESTiVAL PROJECT, INC. ™ ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. [The Festival Project ™] The Complex Collective © -Ū.

The Infinite Skrillifiles: OWSLA Confidential
FR3AKY FRÏDAYS w/-Ū. EP 006. (LIVE)

The Infinite Skrillifiles: OWSLA Confidential

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2025 133:35


Did you ever get the feeling that it might be right? Cause I woke up in the shit, And then I paid attention with resentment Had this Patrick for a second amidst the witching hour For a glitch or an instance power, The list, with a mix of here and now Or here and there Whatever you rather, Dan But I guess for now you call me Hamm, Cause I will Jon' you in an hour After all the words have been said Over and over again, you just get cleverer with em Face it, This is considerable damages if by admission I have to press this red button Every time I take a dump Because of these microagressions And blatent intimidations, Racism and hatred, Cause somebody thinks it's okay To attack me when I'm naked And the justification is just that Genetically and empathetically One of us is deficit in the other— Guess which one How does it feel To feel And be real Or be realized So what's the deal With this meal And the plan To dance on the attacks Of your ancestors What's on the middle besides resentment And a clearer picture or each and every or other infinite spectrum? What's the problem with the problem with the kids today? They aren't that smart But they sure look good The problem is, They're all talk, All mouth, and no thoughts {Enter The Multiverse} Is there more? It appears so. Oh… (He takes a long and heavy drink) Its in here too, isn't it? Yes, its—everywhere, sir. All of a sudden, I'm sir to you? I feel as though there may be some impending legal action, and I'm just asserting my loyalty and respect so as to “go down with the ship.” If need be, uh… Well! …sir. You are a good page, aren't you? I hope so. Yeah. [The Festival Project ™} Ugh, I don't have time for this right now. VICKY MANSON is gross. She is a 45-year-old chain smoking trailer trash homebody who tends to menace others behind the “safety” of her computer keyboard, frequenting facebook to rage about email issues like politics and celebrity gossip, still attempting to torment Timmy Turner via trolling him using various social media outlets. She's been called to “Watch” TIMMY, serving out his house arrest sentence while his DAD leaves to attend POKER. {Enter The Multiverse) Copyright The Collective Complex © [The Festival Project, Inc. ™] © 2025 All Rights Reserved -Ū. ____ Omg. This is out of line. Agreed. Call regina. RE-GIIIIIIII-NAAAA!!! She ain't come Call again! [opening the window, yelling out into the project housing courtyard and echoing into all of existence.] REEGINAAAAAAAAAA! [The Festival Project ™] What. Damn. I was just gettin' my weave pressed…and dish soap. I love that new deli. Mm. Hmm. {Enter The Multiverse} We come from the ghetto We lived in each borough We live in every corner We live in these streets We loud in this bitch We proud in this bitch Don't come round this bitch Without a pot to piss in Taking pictures? Bitch, As God as my witness, A snitch is a snitch (but in a limited capacity, I get it, I'll help you win this, Ain't no case dismissed in this settlement This disturbance is egregious, Believe me, I've been causing a scene since 3 AM! Dayum! I might be somewhat prolific, Or even a genius, But right now I just want peace, A Peloton Ride And A peanut butter and Jelly sandwich But weight, i'm out of peanut butter My weight is getting out of hand, Don't know if that's a gangstalker, Or just another obsessive fan, Object, your honor to pardon your direct justification of this heinous hatred I'm helping the gentrification efforts and also Directly affected by them, Because i'm african american (Or half) But what is half to a racist? I take it as nothing less than hatred if each and every time I bathe Satan comes out to play And hey, Isn't it harassment if every time i'm in the bathroom The door slams, and this whore yaps Right outside my door To cause hate and bait me into Further establishing a race war, When all I wanted was a sauna, But i know i can't afford it, And I love New York, But honestly, I'm poor, So i just got bored with it. I probably should have been aborted. To this, a glitch— A wish that I could just Push my forehead into his chest, I digress, though repressed sexually and interested This sickness is just what he senses as sensual —And I'm understanding of that. —Purpose. I still have four muses, Four mouses, No heads A sad nd four robots Four hoses of cards And no forwards Just haloy endings That I can't Exactly plan yet Fuck this planet It appears someone has badly damaged it No recompenses or divorce No compared, No doors, And no cubords No, Just dead bird in a box Covered in plaster And a disasterous ride With no happy ever after exactly Just another adventure in wonderland And wonder if perhaps You ever could even Know who I am What a clever disaster For sure this serves as serious Let's just get this The the rumble or the severed train above her is still somewhat of a numbing To the other corruption under This, too then, is a lesson unless It just ends and let it simmer But remember, If it isn't in her It'll be another Fondant farewell, When the dinner gets to convection temperatures in the oven, And you're not over her The dozens of doves and boxes of chocolate don't hold nothing to the love you have and the hand you hold And the heart you touch, So don't let it turn cold Don't let it turn over and thump either Don't let it burn And don't let it lower into Where you mind goes When you consider another And another Over or rather You know? Just aim for Satan and everything's great then. Put a cap to a cape then and everything degrades, Fair wealth, good culture, good heart, And all focus It goes out the window to dance with the wolves l Like a bowl full of nothing but meal worms, Not oats Look closer over your breakfast You never know even if you can trust your own mother at four years old But good, god, thank god for the Honor roll Or else how else would the world know mid you were at all all worth it at all of four And still under par, The gold course, of course Is all you know Don't let it go now When all you have Is time in your hands Distractions are hard handed But actual damage? Now, that's hard pass You wanted a song so much Just so the wrong world would call you up For hurting our kind Without ever having known what my mother named me mor why I have to change it Or what the baby calls me From so far north in a place calls home But I'm still not not So you get your rocks Slamming the door I'm at the rock In my mind Hoping for Something better You Wasted All My Time Over What! Don't you know How hard it is To be anything in the world But a pretty white slut! What a knife in the back What a curse on the world— Just to start wars so it never works out Or at the very worst Just keeps the first one going It doesn't get awesome Until I For Real Can block out the whole world Just to upset another? No I came in peace You made me anxious Hold in my waste At the aim of your hatred I heart my hard earned But now I've got nothing more Than the scars on your over opinionated Over offended War cries for her justice But only if it out does mine, Right? Actually, Fuck it I'm over it That's all the words I'm gonna waste on this till bitch You wanted my energy, so you stole it But becareful of What follows it —you're welcome. My license is revoked I've forgotten long ago by now how to break stroke And it's just a throat scratch, A dark dive And I'm trying to try it out a bit But love's a bitch And I don't really ever speak her language I've been distant and lost in translation, and most of all Impatient with the amount of time that it's taking Cause I hate that guy, he's a fly in my space thst just doesn't seem to go away until they mate and lay eggs to replace them. Ugh. It just goes on, It's whatever the buzz It's just all full of lamb and the talk of the town Is who you are now So, how I found out? A roundabout kick to the ass And a fax to the mayor, Before I realized He seems like a complete hater, bro. I have an eight year old, But I haven't seen him since he was five And I think I'm gonna die Cause everyone's nickel and diming me And all I happened to find Is a single penny, so that— Two hours of mixing, Once cent I made— By now he definitely hates me And has been trained to think I'm crazy But these days, living paycheck to oaucheck is a thankless job And the techno snobs are responsible for the upkeep of auschwitz. It seems like a colored woman with a dream should just Get behind the scenes Or a man that sees meaning in her So this is demeaning? Is it? Am I green, or am I greenlit— l And I clean, or am I cleaning Should I Charlie, or should I Sheen it? I could admit I seen it coming but I wanted to disagree with it, It's psychic intuition but all it is is kicking my ass Like I'm inside or the telivison. What's my last name!? I'm the hat man! Are you happy? No, I'm sad man l! And quite thirsty; Is it Thursday yet Or should I should I just get to drinking anywayy I hate all this thinking anyway; I miss l LA but seen it from the scenic route; I used to sleep on the bus and the train, But what I really want is a house And just to be left alone, Some grass to mow, And some to smoke, And a tree to grow, Just like the one from Pocahontas OH SHIT YO. Why, Hello Friend! Oh, this is where that Treepeople thing was going? Yes! No. No? No. No why. Cause we went broke . Went broke what. Trying to get you to— you know— No, I don't I know. You don't know? No? I've no idea… Oh; that's right, you haven't got a clue. {enter the multiverse)} what did you do at that afterparty Stephen?! I TOLD YOU, I DONT KNOW!!!! What does a girl have to do to get a little attention around here?! Here, have some liquid courage. Liquid courage!? Yeah! What's in this? oh, you know… No, I don't…. You— Why does it glow Yeah, I does that! Oh my god, it looks like one of those sparkle— lava lamps! Oh my god, yeah, you know. I'm not drinking that. Doesn't seem— drinkable. But it is— drinkable. Just because you can put it in your mouth and swallow it doesn't make it consumable. Oh—doesn't it? [beat] …You know what. That's fair! —it— yeah. You walked right into thst one. I— yeah. So come on? It got sparkles in it? What are these flecks. For all you know, it's bio degradable? Is that a gold fish at the bottom?! If he can handle it?! How are you alive? The goldfish to be fair seems tmmore alive than he should, perhaps. He looks the woman directly into the eye. He seems extremely concious even. Oh wow. Come on! Ok. Fine. But what do you do with the fish when the bottle's empty? I don't know. Never finished a bottle. What! Never really…though about it. Okay? So! Come on. He pours a shot. Shift changed , I should have made arrangements for a date at an earlier time But really there isn't a reason or realization to it I hate playing the game It must have been an off day when I made it up But that was so long ago now. I haven't put hard thought about it, But forgot I had further options to stop the violence than just talking about it I missed the opportunity to photog or model By tomorrow morning I'll be a little smaller But still broken If I think of any of those thoughts My heart opens up and swallows me whole Talk about a dilemma and not a problem I would probably dress as such as doll If I could afford the money But I'm dollar for dollar Out of dogital storage for my thoughts and performances. You know. So show your age, Nicki Minaj And Migos, the flash flooding Benito is bad Bunny, But you gotta go with the flow of the whitewater With the high collars and high bars If you are so highly throughout of To win an award And be obsessed over by other famous people's Lil bitz I told my ex I joined the army. My gigs kept having weird shit happen. I was like “something's not right.” I thought it was my ex trying to do oojabooja on me. So I told him I joined the army to try to see if the weird shit kept happening. I told that fool I joined the army — I didn't Say what army! Gods army bitatch!!! You the devil! Stop fuckin up my shit! It's 5 PM I'm waking up It's setting in That it's a contruct Not a curse, But there's no cure The demon days The auto wars As darkness falls upon us The Red Dawn soon becomes us OMG! RYAN SEACREST! Everyone forgot about you! I–thanks! *weird smile* Quickly! Get on the bus! We're already on our way to pick up K-FED. COPYRIGHT THE FESTiVAL PROJECT, INC. ™ ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. [The Festival Project ™] The Complex Collective © -Ū.

[ENTER THE MULTIVERSE]

To this, a glitch— A wish that I could just Push my forehead into his chest, I digress, though repressed sexually and interested This sickness is just what he senses as sensual —And I'm understanding of that. —Purpose. I still have four muses, Four mouses, No heads A sad nd four robots Four hoses of cards And no forwards Just haloy endings That I can't Exactly plan yet Fuck this planet It appears someone has badly damaged it No recompenses or divorce No compared, No doors, And no cubords No, Just dead bird in a box Covered in plaster And a disasterous ride With no happy ever after exactly Just another adventure in wonderland And wonder if perhaps You ever could even Know who I am What a clever disaster For sure this serves as serious Let's just get this The the rumble or the severed train above her is still somewhat of a numbing To the other corruption under This, too then, is a lesson unless It just ends and let it simmer But remember, If it isn't in her It'll be another Fondant farewell, When the dinner gets to convection temperatures in the oven, And you're not over her The dozens of doves and boxes of chocolate don't hold nothing to the love you have and the hand you hold And the heart you touch, So don't let it turn cold Don't let it turn over and thump either Don't let it burn And don't let it lower into Where you mind goes When you consider another And another Over or rather You know? Just aim for Satan and everything's great then. Put a cap to a cape then and everything degrades, Fair wealth, good culture, good heart, And all focus It goes out the window to dance with the wolves l Like a bowl full of nothing but meal worms, Not oats Look closer over your breakfast You never know even if you can trust your own mother at four years old But good, god, thank god for the Honor roll Or else how else would the world know mid you were at all all worth it at all of four And still under par, The gold course, of course Is all you know Don't let it go now When all you have Is time in your hands Distractions are hard handed But actual damage? Now, that's hard pass You wanted a song so much Just so the wrong world would call you up For hurting our kind Without ever having known what my mother named me mor why I have to change it Or what the baby calls me From so far north in a place calls home But I'm still not not So you get your rocks Slamming the door I'm at the rock In my mind Hoping for Something better You Wasted All My Time Over What! Don't you know How hard it is To be anything in the world But a pretty white slut! What a knife in the back What a curse on the world— Just to start wars so it never works out Or at the very worst Just keeps the first one going It doesn't get awesome Until I For Real Can block out the whole world Just to upset another? No I came in peace You made me anxious Hold in my waste At the aim of your hatred I heart my hard earned But now I've got nothing more Than the scars on your over opinionated Over offended War cries for her justice But only if it out does mine, Right? Actually, Fuck it I'm over it That's all the words I'm gonna waste on this till bitch You wanted my energy, so you stole it But becareful of What follows it —you're welcome. My license is revoked I've forgotten long ago by now how to break stroke And it's just a throat scratch, A dark dive And I'm trying to try it out a bit But love's a bitch And I don't really ever speak her language I've been distant and lost in translation, and most of all Impatient with the amount of time that it's taking Cause I hate that guy, he's a fly in my space thst just doesn't seem to go away until they mate and lay eggs to replace them. Ugh. It just goes on, It's whatever the buzz It's just all full of lamb and the talk of the town Is who you are now So, how I found out? A roundabout kick to the ass And a fax to the mayor, Before I realized He seems like a complete hater, bro. I have an eight year old, But I haven't seen him since he was five And I think I'm gonna die Cause everyone's nickel and diming me And all I happened to find Is a single penny, so that— Two hours of mixing, Once cent I made— By now he definitely hates me And has been trained to think I'm crazy But these days, living paycheck to oaucheck is a thankless job And the techno snobs are responsible for the upkeep of auschwitz. It seems like a colored woman with a dream should just Get behind the scenes Or a man that sees meaning in her So this is demeaning? Is it? Am I green, or am I greenlit— l And I clean, or am I cleaning Should I Charlie, or should I Sheen it? I could admit I seen it coming but I wanted to disagree with it, It's psychic intuition but all it is is kicking my ass Like I'm inside or the telivison. What's my last name!? I'm the hat man! Are you happy? No, I'm sad man l! And quite thirsty; Is it Thursday yet Or should I should I just get to drinking anywayy I hate all this thinking anyway; I miss l LA but seen it from the scenic route; I used to sleep on the bus and the train, But what I really want is a house And just to be left alone, Some grass to mow, And some to smoke, And a tree to grow, Just like the one from Pocahontas OH SHIT YO. Why, Hello Friend! Oh, this is where that Treepeople thing was going? Yes! No. No? No. No why. Cause we went broke . Went broke what. Trying to get you to— you know— No, I don't I know. You don't know? No? I've no idea… Oh; that's right, you haven't got a clue. {enter the multiverse)} what did you do at that afterparty Stephen?! I TOLD YOU, I DONT KNOW!!!! What does a girl have to do to get a little attention around here?! Here, have some liquid courage. Liquid courage!? Yeah! What's in this? oh, you know… No, I don't…. You— Why does it glow Yeah, I does that! Oh my god, it looks like one of those sparkle— lava lamps! Oh my god, yeah, you know. I'm not drinking that. Doesn't seem— drinkable. But it is— drinkable. Just because you can put it in your mouth and swallow it doesn't make it consumable. Oh—doesn't it? [beat] …You know what. That's fair! —it— yeah. You walked right into thst one. I— yeah. So come on? It got sparkles in it? What are these flecks. For all you know, it's bio degradable? Is that a gold fish at the bottom?! If he can handle it?! How are you alive? The goldfish to be fair seems tmmore alive than he should, perhaps. He looks the woman directly into the eye. He seems extremely concious even. Oh wow. Come on! Ok. Fine. But what do you do with the fish when the bottle's empty? I don't know. Never finished a bottle. What! Never really…though about it. Okay? So! Come on. He pours a shot. Shift changed , I should have made arrangements for a date at an earlier time But really there isn't a reason or realization to it I hate playing the game It must have been an off day when I made it up But that was so long ago now. I haven't put hard thought about it, But forgot I had further options to stop the violence than just talking about it I missed the opportunity to photog or model By tomorrow morning I'll be a little smaller But still broken If I think of any of those thoughts My heart opens up and swallows me whole Talk about a dilemma and not a problem I would probably dress as such as doll If I could afford the money But I'm dollar for dollar Out of dogital storage for my thoughts and performances. You know. So show your age, Nicki Minaj And Migos, the flash flooding Benito is bad Bunny, But you gotta go with the flow of the whitewater With the high collars and high bars If you are so highly throughout of To win an award And be obsessed over by other famous people's Lil bitz I told my ex I joined the army. My gigs kept having weird shit happen. I was like “something's not right.” I thought it was my ex trying to do oojabooja on me. So I told him I joined the army to try to see if the weird shit kept happening. I told that fool I joined the army — I didn't Say what army! Gods army bitatch!!! You the devil! Stop fuckin up my shit! It's 5 PM I'm waking up It's setting in That it's a contruct Not a curse, But there's no cure The demon days The auto wars As darkness falls upon us The Red Dawn soon becomes us OMG! RYAN SEACREST! Everyone forgot about you! I–thanks! *weird smile* Quickly! Get on the bus! We're already on our way to pick up K-FED. COPYRIGHT THE FESTiVAL PROJECT, INC. ™ ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. [The Festival Project ™] The Complex Collective © -Ū.

[ENTER THE MULTIVERSE]
FR3AKY FRǏDAYS w/-Ũ. EP 006. (LIVE)

[ENTER THE MULTIVERSE]

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2025 133:35


Did you ever get the feeling that it might be right? Cause I woke up in the shit, And then I paid attention with resentment Had this Patrick for a second amidst the witching hour For a glitch or an instance power, The list, with a mix of here and now Or here and there Whatever you rather, Dan But I guess for now you call me Hamm, Cause I will Jon' you in an hour After all the words have been said Over and over again, you just get cleverer with em Face it, This is considerable damages if by admission I have to press this red button Every time I take a dump Because of these microagressions And blatent intimidations, Racism and hatred, Cause somebody thinks it's okay To attack me when I'm naked And the justification is just that Genetically and empathetically One of us is deficit in the other— Guess which one How does it feel To feel And be real Or be realized So what's the deal With this meal And the plan To dance on the attacks Of your ancestors What's on the middle besides resentment And a clearer picture or each and every or other infinite spectrum? What's the problem with the problem with the kids today? They aren't that smart But they sure look good The problem is, They're all talk, All mouth, and no thoughts {Enter The Multiverse} Is there more? It appears so. Oh… (He takes a long and heavy drink) Its in here too, isn't it? Yes, its—everywhere, sir. All of a sudden, I'm sir to you? I feel as though there may be some impending legal action, and I'm just asserting my loyalty and respect so as to “go down with the ship.” If need be, uh… Well! …sir. You are a good page, aren't you? I hope so. Yeah. [The Festival Project ™} Ugh, I don't have time for this right now. VICKY MANSON is gross. She is a 45-year-old chain smoking trailer trash homebody who tends to menace others behind the “safety” of her computer keyboard, frequenting facebook to rage about email issues like politics and celebrity gossip, still attempting to torment Timmy Turner via trolling him using various social media outlets. She's been called to “Watch” TIMMY, serving out his house arrest sentence while his DAD leaves to attend POKER. {Enter The Multiverse) Copyright The Collective Complex © [The Festival Project, Inc. ™] © 2025 All Rights Reserved -Ū. ____ Omg. This is out of line. Agreed. Call regina. RE-GIIIIIIII-NAAAA!!! She ain't come Call again! [opening the window, yelling out into the project housing courtyard and echoing into all of existence.] REEGINAAAAAAAAAA! [The Festival Project ™] What. Damn. I was just gettin' my weave pressed…and dish soap. I love that new deli. Mm. Hmm. {Enter The Multiverse} We come from the ghetto We lived in each borough We live in every corner We live in these streets We loud in this bitch We proud in this bitch Don't come round this bitch Without a pot to piss in Taking pictures? Bitch, As God as my witness, A snitch is a snitch (but in a limited capacity, I get it, I'll help you win this, Ain't no case dismissed in this settlement This disturbance is egregious, Believe me, I've been causing a scene since 3 AM! Dayum! I might be somewhat prolific, Or even a genius, But right now I just want peace, A Peloton Ride And A peanut butter and Jelly sandwich But weight, i'm out of peanut butter My weight is getting out of hand, Don't know if that's a gangstalker, Or just another obsessive fan, Object, your honor to pardon your direct justification of this heinous hatred I'm helping the gentrification efforts and also Directly affected by them, Because i'm african american (Or half) But what is half to a racist? I take it as nothing less than hatred if each and every time I bathe Satan comes out to play And hey, Isn't it harassment if every time i'm in the bathroom The door slams, and this whore yaps Right outside my door To cause hate and bait me into Further establishing a race war, When all I wanted was a sauna, But i know i can't afford it, And I love New York, But honestly, I'm poor, So i just got bored with it. I probably should have been aborted. To this, a glitch— A wish that I could just Push my forehead into his chest, I digress, though repressed sexually and interested This sickness is just what he senses as sensual —And I'm understanding of that. —Purpose. I still have four muses, Four mouses, No heads A sad nd four robots Four hoses of cards And no forwards Just haloy endings That I can't Exactly plan yet Fuck this planet It appears someone has badly damaged it No recompenses or divorce No compared, No doors, And no cubords No, Just dead bird in a box Covered in plaster And a disasterous ride With no happy ever after exactly Just another adventure in wonderland And wonder if perhaps You ever could even Know who I am What a clever disaster For sure this serves as serious Let's just get this The the rumble or the severed train above her is still somewhat of a numbing To the other corruption under This, too then, is a lesson unless It just ends and let it simmer But remember, If it isn't in her It'll be another Fondant farewell, When the dinner gets to convection temperatures in the oven, And you're not over her The dozens of doves and boxes of chocolate don't hold nothing to the love you have and the hand you hold And the heart you touch, So don't let it turn cold Don't let it turn over and thump either Don't let it burn And don't let it lower into Where you mind goes When you consider another And another Over or rather You know? Just aim for Satan and everything's great then. Put a cap to a cape then and everything degrades, Fair wealth, good culture, good heart, And all focus It goes out the window to dance with the wolves l Like a bowl full of nothing but meal worms, Not oats Look closer over your breakfast You never know even if you can trust your own mother at four years old But good, god, thank god for the Honor roll Or else how else would the world know mid you were at all all worth it at all of four And still under par, The gold course, of course Is all you know Don't let it go now When all you have Is time in your hands Distractions are hard handed But actual damage? Now, that's hard pass You wanted a song so much Just so the wrong world would call you up For hurting our kind Without ever having known what my mother named me mor why I have to change it Or what the baby calls me From so far north in a place calls home But I'm still not not So you get your rocks Slamming the door I'm at the rock In my mind Hoping for Something better You Wasted All My Time Over What! Don't you know How hard it is To be anything in the world But a pretty white slut! What a knife in the back What a curse on the world— Just to start wars so it never works out Or at the very worst Just keeps the first one going It doesn't get awesome Until I For Real Can block out the whole world Just to upset another? No I came in peace You made me anxious Hold in my waste At the aim of your hatred I heart my hard earned But now I've got nothing more Than the scars on your over opinionated Over offended War cries for her justice But only if it out does mine, Right? Actually, Fuck it I'm over it That's all the words I'm gonna waste on this till bitch You wanted my energy, so you stole it But becareful of What follows it —you're welcome. My license is revoked I've forgotten long ago by now how to break stroke And it's just a throat scratch, A dark dive And I'm trying to try it out a bit But love's a bitch And I don't really ever speak her language I've been distant and lost in translation, and most of all Impatient with the amount of time that it's taking Cause I hate that guy, he's a fly in my space thst just doesn't seem to go away until they mate and lay eggs to replace them. Ugh. It just goes on, It's whatever the buzz It's just all full of lamb and the talk of the town Is who you are now So, how I found out? A roundabout kick to the ass And a fax to the mayor, Before I realized He seems like a complete hater, bro. I have an eight year old, But I haven't seen him since he was five And I think I'm gonna die Cause everyone's nickel and diming me And all I happened to find Is a single penny, so that— Two hours of mixing, Once cent I made— By now he definitely hates me And has been trained to think I'm crazy But these days, living paycheck to oaucheck is a thankless job And the techno snobs are responsible for the upkeep of auschwitz. It seems like a colored woman with a dream should just Get behind the scenes Or a man that sees meaning in her So this is demeaning? Is it? Am I green, or am I greenlit— l And I clean, or am I cleaning Should I Charlie, or should I Sheen it? I could admit I seen it coming but I wanted to disagree with it, It's psychic intuition but all it is is kicking my ass Like I'm inside or the telivison. What's my last name!? I'm the hat man! Are you happy? No, I'm sad man l! And quite thirsty; Is it Thursday yet Or should I should I just get to drinking anywayy I hate all this thinking anyway; I miss l LA but seen it from the scenic route; I used to sleep on the bus and the train, But what I really want is a house And just to be left alone, Some grass to mow, And some to smoke, And a tree to grow, Just like the one from Pocahontas OH SHIT YO. Why, Hello Friend! Oh, this is where that Treepeople thing was going? Yes! No. No? No. No why. Cause we went broke . Went broke what. Trying to get you to— you know— No, I don't I know. You don't know? No? I've no idea… Oh; that's right, you haven't got a clue. {enter the multiverse)} what did you do at that afterparty Stephen?! I TOLD YOU, I DONT KNOW!!!! What does a girl have to do to get a little attention around here?! Here, have some liquid courage. Liquid courage!? Yeah! What's in this? oh, you know… No, I don't…. You— Why does it glow Yeah, I does that! Oh my god, it looks like one of those sparkle— lava lamps! Oh my god, yeah, you know. I'm not drinking that. Doesn't seem— drinkable. But it is— drinkable. Just because you can put it in your mouth and swallow it doesn't make it consumable. Oh—doesn't it? [beat] …You know what. That's fair! —it— yeah. You walked right into thst one. I— yeah. So come on? It got sparkles in it? What are these flecks. For all you know, it's bio degradable? Is that a gold fish at the bottom?! If he can handle it?! How are you alive? The goldfish to be fair seems tmmore alive than he should, perhaps. He looks the woman directly into the eye. He seems extremely concious even. Oh wow. Come on! Ok. Fine. But what do you do with the fish when the bottle's empty? I don't know. Never finished a bottle. What! Never really…though about it. Okay? So! Come on. He pours a shot. Shift changed , I should have made arrangements for a date at an earlier time But really there isn't a reason or realization to it I hate playing the game It must have been an off day when I made it up But that was so long ago now. I haven't put hard thought about it, But forgot I had further options to stop the violence than just talking about it I missed the opportunity to photog or model By tomorrow morning I'll be a little smaller But still broken If I think of any of those thoughts My heart opens up and swallows me whole Talk about a dilemma and not a problem I would probably dress as such as doll If I could afford the money But I'm dollar for dollar Out of dogital storage for my thoughts and performances. You know. So show your age, Nicki Minaj And Migos, the flash flooding Benito is bad Bunny, But you gotta go with the flow of the whitewater With the high collars and high bars If you are so highly throughout of To win an award And be obsessed over by other famous people's Lil bitz I told my ex I joined the army. My gigs kept having weird shit happen. I was like “something's not right.” I thought it was my ex trying to do oojabooja on me. So I told him I joined the army to try to see if the weird shit kept happening. I told that fool I joined the army — I didn't Say what army! Gods army bitatch!!! You the devil! Stop fuckin up my shit! It's 5 PM I'm waking up It's setting in That it's a contruct Not a curse, But there's no cure The demon days The auto wars As darkness falls upon us The Red Dawn soon becomes us OMG! RYAN SEACREST! Everyone forgot about you! I–thanks! *weird smile* Quickly! Get on the bus! We're already on our way to pick up K-FED. COPYRIGHT THE FESTiVAL PROJECT, INC. ™ ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. [The Festival Project ™] The Complex Collective © -Ū.

Gerald’s World.
[0025.]

Gerald’s World.

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2025 65:36


To this, a glitch— A wish that I could just Push my forehead into his chest, I digress, though repressed sexually and interested This sickness is just what he senses as sensual —And I'm understanding of that. —Purpose. I still have four muses, Four mouses, No heads A sad nd four robots Four hoses of cards And no forwards Just haloy endings That I can't Exactly plan yet Fuck this planet It appears someone has badly damaged it No recompenses or divorce No compared, No doors, And no cubords No, Just dead bird in a box Covered in plaster And a disasterous ride With no happy ever after exactly Just another adventure in wonderland And wonder if perhaps You ever could even Know who I am What a clever disaster For sure this serves as serious Let's just get this The the rumble or the severed train above her is still somewhat of a numbing To the other corruption under This, too then, is a lesson unless It just ends and let it simmer But remember, If it isn't in her It'll be another Fondant farewell, When the dinner gets to convection temperatures in the oven, And you're not over her The dozens of doves and boxes of chocolate don't hold nothing to the love you have and the hand you hold And the heart you touch, So don't let it turn cold Don't let it turn over and thump either Don't let it burn And don't let it lower into Where you mind goes When you consider another And another Over or rather You know? Just aim for Satan and everything's great then. Put a cap to a cape then and everything degrades, Fair wealth, good culture, good heart, And all focus It goes out the window to dance with the wolves l Like a bowl full of nothing but meal worms, Not oats Look closer over your breakfast You never know even if you can trust your own mother at four years old But good, god, thank god for the Honor roll Or else how else would the world know mid you were at all all worth it at all of four And still under par, The gold course, of course Is all you know Don't let it go now When all you have Is time in your hands Distractions are hard handed But actual damage? Now, that's hard pass You wanted a song so much Just so the wrong world would call you up For hurting our kind Without ever having known what my mother named me mor why I have to change it Or what the baby calls me From so far north in a place calls home But I'm still not not So you get your rocks Slamming the door I'm at the rock In my mind Hoping for Something better You Wasted All My Time Over What! Don't you know How hard it is To be anything in the world But a pretty white slut! What a knife in the back What a curse on the world— Just to start wars so it never works out Or at the very worst Just keeps the first one going It doesn't get awesome Until I For Real Can block out the whole world Just to upset another? No I came in peace You made me anxious Hold in my waste At the aim of your hatred I heart my hard earned But now I've got nothing more Than the scars on your over opinionated Over offended War cries for her justice But only if it out does mine, Right? Actually, Fuck it I'm over it That's all the words I'm gonna waste on this till bitch You wanted my energy, so you stole it But becareful of What follows it —you're welcome. My license is revoked I've forgotten long ago by now how to break stroke And it's just a throat scratch, A dark dive And I'm trying to try it out a bit But love's a bitch And I don't really ever speak her language I've been distant and lost in translation, and most of all Impatient with the amount of time that it's taking Cause I hate that guy, he's a fly in my space thst just doesn't seem to go away until they mate and lay eggs to replace them. Ugh. It just goes on, It's whatever the buzz It's just all full of lamb and the talk of the town Is who you are now So, how I found out? A roundabout kick to the ass And a fax to the mayor, Before I realized He seems like a complete hater, bro. I have an eight year old, But I haven't seen him since he was five And I think I'm gonna die Cause everyone's nickel and diming me And all I happened to find Is a single penny, so that— Two hours of mixing, Once cent I made— By now he definitely hates me And has been trained to think I'm crazy But these days, living paycheck to oaucheck is a thankless job And the techno snobs are responsible for the upkeep of auschwitz. It seems like a colored woman with a dream should just Get behind the scenes Or a man that sees meaning in her So this is demeaning? Is it? Am I green, or am I greenlit— l And I clean, or am I cleaning Should I Charlie, or should I Sheen it? I could admit I seen it coming but I wanted to disagree with it, It's psychic intuition but all it is is kicking my ass Like I'm inside or the telivison. What's my last name!? I'm the hat man! Are you happy? No, I'm sad man l! And quite thirsty; Is it Thursday yet Or should I should I just get to drinking anywayy I hate all this thinking anyway; I miss l LA but seen it from the scenic route; I used to sleep on the bus and the train, But what I really want is a house And just to be left alone, Some grass to mow, And some to smoke, And a tree to grow, Just like the one from Pocahontas OH SHIT YO. Why, Hello Friend! Oh, this is where that Treepeople thing was going? Yes! No. No? No. No why. Cause we went broke . Went broke what. Trying to get you to— you know— No, I don't I know. You don't know? No? I've no idea… Oh; that's right, you haven't got a clue. {enter the multiverse)} what did you do at that afterparty Stephen?! I TOLD YOU, I DONT KNOW!!!! What does a girl have to do to get a little attention around here?! Here, have some liquid courage. Liquid courage!? Yeah! What's in this? oh, you know… No, I don't…. You— Why does it glow Yeah, I does that! Oh my god, it looks like one of those sparkle— lava lamps! Oh my god, yeah, you know. I'm not drinking that. Doesn't seem— drinkable. But it is— drinkable. Just because you can put it in your mouth and swallow it doesn't make it consumable. Oh—doesn't it? [beat] …You know what. That's fair! —it— yeah. You walked right into thst one. I— yeah. So come on? It got sparkles in it? What are these flecks. For all you know, it's bio degradable? Is that a gold fish at the bottom?! If he can handle it?! How are you alive? The goldfish to be fair seems tmmore alive than he should, perhaps. He looks the woman directly into the eye. He seems extremely concious even. Oh wow. Come on! Ok. Fine. But what do you do with the fish when the bottle's empty? I don't know. Never finished a bottle. What! Never really…though about it. Okay? So! Come on. He pours a shot. Shift changed , I should have made arrangements for a date at an earlier time But really there isn't a reason or realization to it I hate playing the game It must have been an off day when I made it up But that was so long ago now. I haven't put hard thought about it, But forgot I had further options to stop the violence than just talking about it I missed the opportunity to photog or model By tomorrow morning I'll be a little smaller But still broken If I think of any of those thoughts My heart opens up and swallows me whole Talk about a dilemma and not a problem I would probably dress as such as doll If I could afford the money But I'm dollar for dollar Out of dogital storage for my thoughts and performances. You know. So show your age, Nicki Minaj And Migos, the flash flooding Benito is bad Bunny, But you gotta go with the flow of the whitewater With the high collars and high bars If you are so highly throughout of To win an award And be obsessed over by other famous people's Lil bitz I told my ex I joined the army. My gigs kept having weird shit happen. I was like “something's not right.” I thought it was my ex trying to do oojabooja on me. So I told him I joined the army to try to see if the weird shit kept happening. I told that fool I joined the army — I didn't Say what army! Gods army bitatch!!! You the devil! Stop fuckin up my shit! It's 5 PM I'm waking up It's setting in That it's a contruct Not a curse, But there's no cure The demon days The auto wars As darkness falls upon us The Red Dawn soon becomes us OMG! RYAN SEACREST! Everyone forgot about you! I–thanks! *weird smile* Quickly! Get on the bus! We're already on our way to pick up K-FED. COPYRIGHT THE FESTiVAL PROJECT, INC. ™ ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. [The Festival Project ™] The Complex Collective © -Ū.

Gerald’s World.
FR3AKY FRǏDAYS w/-Ū. EP 006. (LIVE)

Gerald’s World.

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2025 133:35


Did you ever get the feeling that it might be right? Cause I woke up in the shit, And then I paid attention with resentment Had this Patrick for a second amidst the witching hour For a glitch or an instance power, The list, with a mix of here and now Or here and there Whatever you rather, Dan But I guess for now you call me Hamm, Cause I will Jon' you in an hour After all the words have been said Over and over again, you just get cleverer with em Face it, This is considerable damages if by admission I have to press this red button Every time I take a dump Because of these microagressions And blatent intimidations, Racism and hatred, Cause somebody thinks it's okay To attack me when I'm naked And the justification is just that Genetically and empathetically One of us is deficit in the other— Guess which one How does it feel To feel And be real Or be realized So what's the deal With this meal And the plan To dance on the attacks Of your ancestors What's on the middle besides resentment And a clearer picture or each and every or other infinite spectrum? What's the problem with the problem with the kids today? They aren't that smart But they sure look good The problem is, They're all talk, All mouth, and no thoughts {Enter The Multiverse} Is there more? It appears so. Oh… (He takes a long and heavy drink) Its in here too, isn't it? Yes, its—everywhere, sir. All of a sudden, I'm sir to you? I feel as though there may be some impending legal action, and I'm just asserting my loyalty and respect so as to “go down with the ship.” If need be, uh… Well! …sir. You are a good page, aren't you? I hope so. Yeah. [The Festival Project ™} Ugh, I don't have time for this right now. VICKY MANSON is gross. She is a 45-year-old chain smoking trailer trash homebody who tends to menace others behind the “safety” of her computer keyboard, frequenting facebook to rage about email issues like politics and celebrity gossip, still attempting to torment Timmy Turner via trolling him using various social media outlets. She's been called to “Watch” TIMMY, serving out his house arrest sentence while his DAD leaves to attend POKER. {Enter The Multiverse) Copyright The Collective Complex © [The Festival Project, Inc. ™] © 2025 All Rights Reserved -Ū. ____ Omg. This is out of line. Agreed. Call regina. RE-GIIIIIIII-NAAAA!!! She ain't come Call again! [opening the window, yelling out into the project housing courtyard and echoing into all of existence.] REEGINAAAAAAAAAA! [The Festival Project ™] What. Damn. I was just gettin' my weave pressed…and dish soap. I love that new deli. Mm. Hmm. {Enter The Multiverse} We come from the ghetto We lived in each borough We live in every corner We live in these streets We loud in this bitch We proud in this bitch Don't come round this bitch Without a pot to piss in Taking pictures? Bitch, As God as my witness, A snitch is a snitch (but in a limited capacity, I get it, I'll help you win this, Ain't no case dismissed in this settlement This disturbance is egregious, Believe me, I've been causing a scene since 3 AM! Dayum! I might be somewhat prolific, Or even a genius, But right now I just want peace, A Peloton Ride And A peanut butter and Jelly sandwich But weight, i'm out of peanut butter My weight is getting out of hand, Don't know if that's a gangstalker, Or just another obsessive fan, Object, your honor to pardon your direct justification of this heinous hatred I'm helping the gentrification efforts and also Directly affected by them, Because i'm african american (Or half) But what is half to a racist? I take it as nothing less than hatred if each and every time I bathe Satan comes out to play And hey, Isn't it harassment if every time i'm in the bathroom The door slams, and this whore yaps Right outside my door To cause hate and bait me into Further establishing a race war, When all I wanted was a sauna, But i know i can't afford it, And I love New York, But honestly, I'm poor, So i just got bored with it. I probably should have been aborted. To this, a glitch— A wish that I could just Push my forehead into his chest, I digress, though repressed sexually and interested This sickness is just what he senses as sensual —And I'm understanding of that. —Purpose. I still have four muses, Four mouses, No heads A sad nd four robots Four hoses of cards And no forwards Just haloy endings That I can't Exactly plan yet Fuck this planet It appears someone has badly damaged it No recompenses or divorce No compared, No doors, And no cubords No, Just dead bird in a box Covered in plaster And a disasterous ride With no happy ever after exactly Just another adventure in wonderland And wonder if perhaps You ever could even Know who I am What a clever disaster For sure this serves as serious Let's just get this The the rumble or the severed train above her is still somewhat of a numbing To the other corruption under This, too then, is a lesson unless It just ends and let it simmer But remember, If it isn't in her It'll be another Fondant farewell, When the dinner gets to convection temperatures in the oven, And you're not over her The dozens of doves and boxes of chocolate don't hold nothing to the love you have and the hand you hold And the heart you touch, So don't let it turn cold Don't let it turn over and thump either Don't let it burn And don't let it lower into Where you mind goes When you consider another And another Over or rather You know? Just aim for Satan and everything's great then. Put a cap to a cape then and everything degrades, Fair wealth, good culture, good heart, And all focus It goes out the window to dance with the wolves l Like a bowl full of nothing but meal worms, Not oats Look closer over your breakfast You never know even if you can trust your own mother at four years old But good, god, thank god for the Honor roll Or else how else would the world know mid you were at all all worth it at all of four And still under par, The gold course, of course Is all you know Don't let it go now When all you have Is time in your hands Distractions are hard handed But actual damage? Now, that's hard pass You wanted a song so much Just so the wrong world would call you up For hurting our kind Without ever having known what my mother named me mor why I have to change it Or what the baby calls me From so far north in a place calls home But I'm still not not So you get your rocks Slamming the door I'm at the rock In my mind Hoping for Something better You Wasted All My Time Over What! Don't you know How hard it is To be anything in the world But a pretty white slut! What a knife in the back What a curse on the world— Just to start wars so it never works out Or at the very worst Just keeps the first one going It doesn't get awesome Until I For Real Can block out the whole world Just to upset another? No I came in peace You made me anxious Hold in my waste At the aim of your hatred I heart my hard earned But now I've got nothing more Than the scars on your over opinionated Over offended War cries for her justice But only if it out does mine, Right? Actually, Fuck it I'm over it That's all the words I'm gonna waste on this till bitch You wanted my energy, so you stole it But becareful of What follows it —you're welcome. My license is revoked I've forgotten long ago by now how to break stroke And it's just a throat scratch, A dark dive And I'm trying to try it out a bit But love's a bitch And I don't really ever speak her language I've been distant and lost in translation, and most of all Impatient with the amount of time that it's taking Cause I hate that guy, he's a fly in my space thst just doesn't seem to go away until they mate and lay eggs to replace them. Ugh. It just goes on, It's whatever the buzz It's just all full of lamb and the talk of the town Is who you are now So, how I found out? A roundabout kick to the ass And a fax to the mayor, Before I realized He seems like a complete hater, bro. I have an eight year old, But I haven't seen him since he was five And I think I'm gonna die Cause everyone's nickel and diming me And all I happened to find Is a single penny, so that— Two hours of mixing, Once cent I made— By now he definitely hates me And has been trained to think I'm crazy But these days, living paycheck to oaucheck is a thankless job And the techno snobs are responsible for the upkeep of auschwitz. It seems like a colored woman with a dream should just Get behind the scenes Or a man that sees meaning in her So this is demeaning? Is it? Am I green, or am I greenlit— l And I clean, or am I cleaning Should I Charlie, or should I Sheen it? I could admit I seen it coming but I wanted to disagree with it, It's psychic intuition but all it is is kicking my ass Like I'm inside or the telivison. What's my last name!? I'm the hat man! Are you happy? No, I'm sad man l! And quite thirsty; Is it Thursday yet Or should I should I just get to drinking anywayy I hate all this thinking anyway; I miss l LA but seen it from the scenic route; I used to sleep on the bus and the train, But what I really want is a house And just to be left alone, Some grass to mow, And some to smoke, And a tree to grow, Just like the one from Pocahontas OH SHIT YO. Why, Hello Friend! Oh, this is where that Treepeople thing was going? Yes! No. No? No. No why. Cause we went broke . Went broke what. Trying to get you to— you know— No, I don't I know. You don't know? No? I've no idea… Oh; that's right, you haven't got a clue. {enter the multiverse)} what did you do at that afterparty Stephen?! I TOLD YOU, I DONT KNOW!!!! What does a girl have to do to get a little attention around here?! Here, have some liquid courage. Liquid courage!? Yeah! What's in this? oh, you know… No, I don't…. You— Why does it glow Yeah, I does that! Oh my god, it looks like one of those sparkle— lava lamps! Oh my god, yeah, you know. I'm not drinking that. Doesn't seem— drinkable. But it is— drinkable. Just because you can put it in your mouth and swallow it doesn't make it consumable. Oh—doesn't it? [beat] …You know what. That's fair! —it— yeah. You walked right into thst one. I— yeah. So come on? It got sparkles in it? What are these flecks. For all you know, it's bio degradable? Is that a gold fish at the bottom?! If he can handle it?! How are you alive? The goldfish to be fair seems tmmore alive than he should, perhaps. He looks the woman directly into the eye. He seems extremely concious even. Oh wow. Come on! Ok. Fine. But what do you do with the fish when the bottle's empty? I don't know. Never finished a bottle. What! Never really…though about it. Okay? So! Come on. He pours a shot. Shift changed , I should have made arrangements for a date at an earlier time But really there isn't a reason or realization to it I hate playing the game It must have been an off day when I made it up But that was so long ago now. I haven't put hard thought about it, But forgot I had further options to stop the violence than just talking about it I missed the opportunity to photog or model By tomorrow morning I'll be a little smaller But still broken If I think of any of those thoughts My heart opens up and swallows me whole Talk about a dilemma and not a problem I would probably dress as such as doll If I could afford the money But I'm dollar for dollar Out of dogital storage for my thoughts and performances. You know. So show your age, Nicki Minaj And Migos, the flash flooding Benito is bad Bunny, But you gotta go with the flow of the whitewater With the high collars and high bars If you are so highly throughout of To win an award And be obsessed over by other famous people's Lil bitz I told my ex I joined the army. My gigs kept having weird shit happen. I was like “something's not right.” I thought it was my ex trying to do oojabooja on me. So I told him I joined the army to try to see if the weird shit kept happening. I told that fool I joined the army — I didn't Say what army! Gods army bitatch!!! You the devil! Stop fuckin up my shit! It's 5 PM I'm waking up It's setting in That it's a contruct Not a curse, But there's no cure The demon days The auto wars As darkness falls upon us The Red Dawn soon becomes us OMG! RYAN SEACREST! Everyone forgot about you! I–thanks! *weird smile* Quickly! Get on the bus! We're already on our way to pick up K-FED. COPYRIGHT THE FESTiVAL PROJECT, INC. ™ ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. [The Festival Project ™] The Complex Collective © -Ū.

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OMG! RYAN SEACREST! Everyone forgot about you! I–thanks! *weird smile* Quickly! Get on the bus! We're already on our way to pick up K-FED. COPYRIGHT THE FESTiVAL PROJECT, INC. ™ ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. [The Festival Project ™] The Complex Collective © -Ū.

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OMG! RYAN SEACREST! Everyone forgot about you! I–thanks! *weird smile* Quickly! Get on the bus! We're already on our way to pick up K-FED. COPYRIGHT THE FESTiVAL PROJECT, INC. ™ ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. [The Festival Project ™] The Complex Collective © -Ū.

Gerald’s World.
SpaceBox.

Gerald’s World.

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2025 2:43


OMG! RYAN SEACREST! Everyone forgot about you! I–thanks! *weird smile* Quickly! Get on the bus! We're already on our way to pick up K-FED. COPYRIGHT THE FESTiVAL PROJECT, INC. ™ ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. [The Festival Project ™] The Complex Collective © -Ū.

The Who Cares News podcast
Ep. 2899: Hot or Horrifying

The Who Cares News podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2025 10:16


(Airdate: 7.8.25) Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet are heating up St. Tropez—and fans are losing it over the possibility that Timmy has shaved his head. The romance is still going strong, but the curls? Maybe not. Then, Denise Richards' soon-to-be ex, Aaron Phypers, claims he has zero income... yet somehow racks up $105,000 in monthly expenses. From $15K in dining out to $5K on laundry, the math isn't mathing—but the drama is top-tier. And finally, Ryan Seacrest reunites with his high school buddies and breaks the internet. At 50, he somehow looks younger than his classmates, sparking questions, compliments, and conspiracy theories. Botox? Karma? Deal with the devil? We may never know. And @HalleBerry Listen to the daily Van Camp and Morgan radio show at: https://vancampandmorgan.com/stations buy us a coffee    

Wally Show Podcast
Aftercast: It's All a PR Stunt: July 2, 2025

Wally Show Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2025 38:38


Ryan Seacrest is looking thin, fun firework names, and our favorite conspiracies. You can join our Wally Show Poddies Facebook group at www.facebook.com/groups/WallyShowPoddies

Al & Jerry's Postgame Podcast
Gaunt Ryan Seacrest

Al & Jerry's Postgame Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2025 14:12


Is Ryan Seacrest too skinny and WNBA expansion. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

MJ Morning Show on Q105
MJ Morning Show, Wed., 7/2/25: Can You Know How Your Day Will Go Within 10 Minutes Of Waking Up?

MJ Morning Show on Q105

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2025 191:21


On today's MJ Morning Show: Guy telling his mom dirty jokes Settlement for Siri users Morons in the news Knowing if your day will suck in the first 10 minutes Canadian arrested for stalking WWE wrestler Fester and fireworks MJ and Michelle finished season of 'Severance' Did people figure out you're pregnant because you turned down alcohol Bridesmaid for hire/speechwriter MJ's flooded car still causing trouble Is she single because of this that she's wearing Babysitter wasn't paid over what she wore What kids' past-time is going extinct? Amazon price going up 77-year-old lottery winner taking the annuity Katy Perry's mishap in concert Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce... who wears the pants in that relationship? MJ tastes Joyride Gummies Diddy trial update Lululemon is suing Costco At Disney, people are saying what the show is about to say... Sequel may be coming to "St. Elmo's Fire" The Waffle House I.D. NJ influencer ripped for taking 7-year-old to get a spray tan How many Diet Coke cans does this employee say her boss drinks? Fans say they are worried about Ryan Seacrest

Woody & Wilcox
07-02-2025 Edition of the Woody and Wilcox Show

Woody & Wilcox

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2025 68:23


Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Summer-ween; Harvey Epstein's election issues; New Jurassic Park movie and trailer for the Running Man remake; People are concerned about Ryan Seacrest; What people want in the workplace; Woody Game Wednesday; The most stolen cars in the US; 77 year-old lottery winner elects to receive the annuity payments; Olive Garden pool noodles; 77% of percent of people base their daily meals on what is trending; Eating cheese before bed can cause nightmares; And more!

Drew and Mike Show
Stiff Swaggart – July 1, 2025

Drew and Mike Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2025 152:27


RIP Jimmy Swaggart, Diddy decisions, Lily Philips bests Bonnie Blue, Andy Green's spiral, The Cult of American Apparel, and the Best Movies of the 21st century. PLUS! WATP Karl takes down a Radio Hall of Famer, poor Opie, and Woke Dad's simp storytelling. RIP Jimmy Swaggart. We remember when he “sinned against” his lord. Things are heating up in the Diddy case. the jury has made decisions on charges 2-5, but must keep deliberating the RICO charge. University of Idaho murderer Bryan Kohberger gets to live. The families of the victims are divided. Some brat jumped off a Disney cruise. Dad is declared a ‘hero', but how did a 5-year-old end up overboard. Firefighter killer Wess Roley was a turd and an incel. Authorities were concerned he'd steal a fire truck. It turns out, fire trucks are often stolen. Glastonbury seems like a good time. Olivia Rodrigo and Robert Smith join forces. Former Dave & Chuck “the Freak” show member Andy Green continues to put out odd videos on YouTube and Twitter. Amy Poehler has a successful terrible podcast. Whores: Bonnie Blue kicked off OnlyFans. Lily Phillips has broken Bonnie's world record for most dudes banged in 12 hours. Ryan Seacrest looks gaunt, frail and 3/8th of his former self. Karl from WATP drops by to destroy Radio Hall of Famer Martha Quinn, take some shots at Gregg ‘Opie' Hughes, drop some Woke Dad on us and more. Karl has ANOTHER live gig coming up, check it out. Caitlin Clark's peers are not a fan of her. Dick Vitale pops off. The Cult of American Apparel is the latest from the Trainwreck series on Netflix. Jonny Makeup stole the show. Rolling Stone dropped a list of the 21st Century. NYT did a list as well and it's better. A WNBA trade has broken up a relationship. Mexico is run amok of cartels. If you'd like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon).

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Talkin' AND Talkin'

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2025 41:53


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Naughty But Nice with Rob Shuter
EXCLUSIVE: BIEBER BREAKDOWN, SEACREST ROMANCE & BLAKE'S NYC BACKLASH — CELEBS UNFILTERED!

Naughty But Nice with Rob Shuter

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2025 21:09 Transcription Available


Justin Bieber’s emotional spiral continued over the weekend as he slammed “transactional relationships,” fueling fan concern over his mental health. Meanwhile, Ryan Seacrest’s newest love interest has been revealed as a decades-younger former intern, raising eyebrows about his bachelor streak. And Blake Lively is facing social media heat after a viral TikTok claimed she acted “entitled” toward staff. Rob is joined by his dear pal Garrett Vogel from Elvis Duran and the Morning Show with all the scoop. Don't forget to vote in today's poll on Twitter at @naughtynicerob or in our Facebook group.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wine Time Fridays Podcast
266 - Oregon Wine Month Week Four with Compris Vineyard

Wine Time Fridays Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2025 88:56


In this weeks episode, Shelley is back and is welcomed with lots of ribbing from the guests our new favorite Oregon Winery, Dru Allen and Ella Burgess with Compris Vineyard. This month has blown us away with the quality of wines we've tasted. Lucie Loo even gets involved at the end! This is week four of Oregon Wine Month and THIS is Wine Time Fridays! Ooops, we channeled our Ryan Seacrest on that. #HappyFriday! #ItsWineTime! #Cheersing #FlintLicker Please visit https://comprisvineyard.com for everything going on at Compris Vineyard!Wines this episode:2023 Compris Vineyard Wavelength Chardonnay ($55 at the winery)2022 Mountain Echo Estate Pinot Noir ($50 at the winery)2022 As One Pinot Noir (($55 at the winery)2022 Midnight Journey Syrah (($50 at the winery)A HUGE thanks to our sponsors: Elsom Cellars and Naked Wines!Elsom Cellars: Good times are meant to be shared and so are great grapes and great wines! Since 2006, Elsom Cellars has been producing brilliant Washington wines. For more information about Elsom Wines, please visit http://www.elsomcellars.com Naked Wines: Straight from the winemaker right to your door, premium wine without the premium pricing is what Naked Wines is all about. Save big on wines from the world's best winemakers! Visit https://us.nakedwines.com/winetimefridays to get $100 off your first 6 pack case. With Naked Wines, discovering new wines is truly risk-free!And of course, a HUGE thank you to Tod Hornby who wrote and recorded our official Wine Time Fridays theme music. Please visit https://todhornby.com to see what Tod is up to!The CDA Gourmet Wine Words of the Week - FlintyFlinty refers to a wine's aroma or flavor profile that evokes the scent of flint or stone, often characterized by a crisp, mineral-like quality. CDA Gourmet: Are you looking to elevate your kitchen? You need to check out CDA Gourmet! Located in Midtown Coeur d'Alene, just down the street from Pilgrim's Market, CDA Gourmet offers a diverse mix of flavor enhancing product as well as the tools to make it all happen. Visit https://www.cdagourmet.com for more information or  call 208-551-2364. CDA Gourmet: Your kitchen elevatedSome wines we've enjoyed this week: Elsom Cellars Logan, Emmolo Merlot, Giovanna Tantini Bardolino Chiaretto, Far Niente and Antinori Pèppoli Chianti Classico.Mentions: Alanis Morissette, Vidon Vineyards, Clare Carver, Big Table Farm, Hyland Estates, GarVee Wine Club, Wine Library, Gary Vaynerchuck, Wine Text, Rocky Pond Winery, Brandon Warnke, André Hueston Mack, Sam Lange, John Cleese. We talked about Open That Bottle Night. Check out our OTBN episodesPlease find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/WineTimeFridays), Twitter (@VintageTweets), Instagram (@WineTimeFridays) on our YouTube Channel, https://www.youtube.com/@winetimefridays and on Threads, which is @winetimefridays. You can also “Follow” Phil on Vivino. His profile name is Phil Anderson and will probably “Follow” you back! Wine Time Fridays Rating System: Phenomenal 

The Wedding Biz - Behind the Scenes of the Wedding Business
531 COLIN COWIE: Retaining Longevity & Relevance Through Reinvention

The Wedding Biz - Behind the Scenes of the Wedding Business

Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2025 26:00


Andy is excited to be bringing back returning guest Colin Cowie to the show this episode! A celebrated event designer and producer, Colin has created some of the most talked about parties and events around the world with a roster of clients including Oprah Winfrey, Jerry Seinfeld, Ryan Seacrest, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, Kim Kardashian, Nicole Kidman, heads of state, and foreign dignitaries. He is also a celebrated television personality, having spent eight years on the CBS Morning Show, eight years on NBC's Today Show, seven years on HSN Network, and even hosted his own show for five years on the WE Network. Colin is also a published author, having written several books including his latest, The Gold Standard: Giving Your Customers What They Didn't Know They Wanted! Join Colin and Andy as they discuss what it really takes to stay relevant in a saturated, ever-evolving industry, with Colin reflecting on forty years in business and sharing why standing still is not an option for him. From his early days in traditional media to embracing the nuances of the digital landscape, Colin reflects on the constant recalibration that it takes to remain visible in this crowded market. Colin and Andy also talk about the shift from static branding to perpetual reinvention and how staying relevant today depends on your ability to rethink, reposition, and realign at every possibility. Colin shares not just philosophy but also real-world examples of reinvention in action such as how canceled weddings led to a pivot into hospitality consulting and how he has turned creative instincts into partnerships with major developers. They also explore the creative decision-making process and what it means to test ideas without overcommitting – as well as how to spot the difference between a passing whim and a sustainable direction. Colin highlights the importance of having a strong team, of thoughtful customer experience, and of proactive service and smart design. Andy, as always, had such a great time chatting with Colin and hopes that you enjoy this conversation! If so, please don't keep it to yourself. Andy asks that you please share it with at least three people who would also enjoy it. Please also leave a top review of the podcast wherever you listen as that really helps Andy and the show out! Time Stamps   [0:18] - Andy announces that today's guest is returning guest Colin Cowie! [2:16] - Colin argues that remaining relevant today demands nonstop reinvention across things like branding and social media. [5:38] - Taking on too much too quickly taught Colin to test ideas before scaling. [7:27] - Hear how, by revamping a tired beach club, Colin kept his team working through the pandemic. [9:36] - Colin launched Thrive Hospitality to create immersive experiences for hospitality and real estate. [13:25] - The 2008 crash taught Colin the meaning of resilience, highlighting that you sometimes wipe out, but you learn. [16:23] - Listen as Colin highlights teamwork and collaboration, believing that success comes from listening to and learning from others. [18:40] - Colin rejects burnout, sharing that he remains passionate, curious, and excited about his work even after 40 years. [19:55] - Colin recognizes AI's potential to revolutionize work, with big changes coming in the near future. [21:45] - Hear about a partnership to streamline wedding planning. [24:21] - The Gold Standard offers practical tips for business improvement, including the importance of a shared vision and mission [25:20] - Learn where Colin can be found online. LINKS AND RESOURCES Colin's Previous Guest Spots on The Wedding Biz Colin Cowie – Dinner After Dark: Sexy, Sumptuous Supper Soirees Colin Cowie – Colin Cowie Chic: The Guide to Life as It Should Be Colin Cowie – Colin Cowie Wedding Chic: 1,001 Ideas for Every Moment of Your Celebration Colin Cowie – The Gold Standard: Giving Your Customers What They Didn't Know They Wanted Find Colin: Colin's Website   Colin's Thrive Hospitality Website Colin's Instagram Page Colin Cowie Lifestyle – Instagram Page Colin Cowie Lifestyle – Facebook Page Colin's Twitter Page   Follow The Wedding Biz on Social: The Wedding Biz The Wedding Biz on Instagram: @theweddingbiz The Wedding Biz on Facebook: @theweddingbiz The Wedding Biz Network The Music Makers   Support The Wedding Biz by clicking here.   Title Sponsor: This episode is sponsored by Kushner Entertainment.  

The Who Cares News podcast
Ep. 2868: America Has Spoken!

The Who Cares News podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2025 9:50


(Airdate: 5.19.25) The new American Idol was crowned in a finale of powerhouse performances before Ryan Seacrest announced Jamal Roberts as the newest Idol. SNL 50 is in the books, Michael Che and Colin Jost wrapped a decade at the Weekend Update desk, and the finale didn't disappoint.  We'll see who is left standing in the fall. Mariska Hargitay dropped a bombshell about her biological father, and he's not the one that raised her. And @HalleBerry Listen to the daily Van Camp and Morgan radio show at: https://vancampandmorgan.com/stations buy us a coffee    

The Dr. Psych Mom Show
"She Divorced Me Because I Left Dishes By The Sink".... Interview With Matthew Fray!

The Dr. Psych Mom Show

Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2025 51:46


Today we have a special treat! An interview with Matthew Fray, who wrote the viral post that every woman my age remembers.... "She Divorced Me Because I Left Dishes By The Sink"! We discuss relationships, divorce, ADHD, male and female perspectives on relationships, and more!Matthew Fray is a relationship coach and author of the book This is How Your Marriage Ends. His down-to-earth approach to human relationships and personal reflections on his own marriage and divorce have been featured in The New York Times, The Atlantic, The Wall Street Journal, The Sunday Times (London), on The Tamron Hall Show, On Air with Ryan Seacrest, BBC Radio, and dozens of relationship podcasts. He's a father to a teenage son, a long-suffering Cleveland sports fan, a bourbon whiskey collector and enthusiast, and he lives near Cleveland, Ohio.Substack newsletter: https://matthewfray.substack.com/Website: matthewfray.comInstagram: @frayrelationships

BEHIND THE VELVET ROPE
PK Kisses New His Fling, Dorit Files For Divorce w/ Top No BS Attorney & Both Stage Photo Ops For RHOBH

BEHIND THE VELVET ROPE

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2025 40:23


Dorit and PK are getting a divorce to no one's surprise. As predicted, now that RHOBH Season 14 has ended and contracts are out for Season 15, Dorit has announced that she has hired a top, no nonsense, shark of an attorney to represent her in what is about to be a nasty, bitter all out divorce. PK is caught kissing Ryan Seacrest's ex. Or is he? The paparazzi sure seem to be on hand for divorce filings, kisses, no make up or glam school pick ups and drops offs, not to mention the now infamous “social distancing” pics from yesterday at Jagger's baseball game. What is real? What is staged? Is PK playing Dorit? Is Dorit playing PK? Are they both playing all of us? Does it really even matter as Dorit and PK lawyer up and prepare to dissolve it all, in front of us, next season on RHOBH.  @behindvelvetrope @davidyontef BONUS & AD FREE EPISODES Available at - ⁠www.patreon.com/behindthevelvetrope⁠  BROUGHT TO YOU BY: MY LIFE IN A BOOK - ⁠mylifeinabook.com ⁠(Use Code Velvet For 15% Off To Create a Unique Gift For Mother's Day)  DELETEME - (Get 20% Off By Texting VELVET to 64000 - To Take Control Of Your Data & Keep Your Private Life Private) WASHINGTON RED RASPBERRIES - ⁠Redrazz.org⁠ (Find New Ways To Use American Frozen Red Raspberries & Get More Details On Where You Can Grab a Bag) WARBY PARKER - ⁠www.warbyparker.com/velvet⁠ (Try On Any Pair of Glasses Virtually or Visit One of Their Over 270 Locations) ADVERTISING INQUIRIES - Please contact ⁠David@advertising-execs.com⁠ MERCH Available at - ⁠https://www.teepublic.com/stores/behind-the-velvet-rope?ref_id=13198 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dishing Drama with Dana Wilkey UNCENSORED
Ep 232 RHOSLC S6 Spoilers, Giuffre Suicide, Dorit Files Divorce, Vanderpump Villa S2 Sex Scandal, Teresa Giudice Scam MLM, Ye Hook Up, Jeffree Star, Beckham Mistresses, Caitlyn Jenner Sued Sec Fraud, The Final Bomb & Dooms Day Clock

Dishing Drama with Dana Wilkey UNCENSORED

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2025 32:45


Send us a textIn lieu of a description Ep 232 has so many topics covered, I will just give you descriptive time codes.0:00-15:55 RHOSLC S6 Spoilers for all characters, Bravo new shows which includes one with Heather Gay like VPR. Also Mary and Angie K do an appearance on Below Deck.15:56 The Valley S2 Rating in detail.18:41 RHOBH Gossip: PK kissing Ryan Seacrest ex, Dorit files divorce and removes RHOBH from her bio.19:49-22:03 Virginia Giuffre Suicide but...22:03-23:37 Sutton and Garcelle. Erika Jayne friend of, Teddi Mellencamp Immunotherapy.23:38-48:44 Vanderpump Villa S2: Stassi problem in marriage, Marciano is attacked by one of the guests from Secret Wives of Mormon Wives and her cast hits back. Hulu gets involved. I recap ep 1 and 2 for you while telling you Stassi and her new man's origin story. Lisa and Sam from Made in Chelseas relationship.T48:44 Teresa Giudice MLM Scam company Make. RHONJ Show. New shows for some RHONJ cast coming out, wife swap.1:04:05-1:05:37 Jax Taylor Juicy gossip.1:05:37 Elizabeth Hurley and Billy Ray Cyrus dating rumors.1:06:37-1:14:15 Jeffree Star and Ye hook up story. Kim Kardashian Bodyguard. Caitlyn Jenner $Jenner Meme coins go fund me SEC comign for her.1:14:16 -1:17:12 RHOP Gossip, Mia Fields, Candice etc Gizelle mega church husband and Target1:17:12 - 1:27:19 More David Beckham mistresses cheating on Victoria Beckham1:27:19 to end of show The Death Bomb and Dooms Day Clock Shocking StorySupport the showDana is on Cameo!Follow Dana: @Wilkey_Dana$25,000 Song - Apple Music$25,000 Song - SpotifyTo support the show and listen to full episodes, become a member on PatreonTo learn more about sponsorships, email DDDWpodcast@gmail.comDana's YouTube Channel

Coming From the Heart
DENISE CESARE: SELF LOVE, RYAN SEACREST FOUNDATION, MOMENTS IN MOTION WITH LOVE & OPRAH'S BOOK CLUB AND PODCAST

Coming From the Heart

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2025 58:48


Denise Cesare is a powerhouse voice who joins me on the podcast to discuss her journey after surviving a major car accident in 2006, which led to her developing Spasmodic Dysphonia and being silenced for many years.As a trained speech pathologist (M.Ed., MS CCC-SLP), she sought treatment for her vocal cords and eventually regained her ability to speak. This transformation allowed her to become a speaker, writer, and publisher, notably creating the book Moments In Motion with Love, in a dream which highlights our connection to nature and the importance of every individual.Recently, Denise has been recognized by the Ryan Seacrest Foundation for her dedication to children and has been invited to participate in Oprah's Book Club and Podcast.You can connect with Denise Cesare on Instagram @denise.cesare

Gary and Shannon
GAS WEEKEND FIX: Wait... What's Your Name Again?

Gary and Shannon

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2025 17:33 Transcription Available


Ever blank on someone's name at work? You're not alone. Gary and Shannon dive into the cringe-worthy world of forgotten names, from awkward run-ins to clever tricks for faking it till you remember. Shannon gets real about feeling a bit like a failure (and a little jealous) after a recent event—especially when Ryan Seacrest ghosted the room like a pro. They swap stories, share name-saving hacks, and laugh through the struggle of remembering who's who in the fast-paced world of radio.Love the show? Don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave us a review! Stay dry everyone, blessings!Follow us on Instagram and X

MJ Morning Show on Q105
MJ Morning Show, Wed., 4/9/25: Fester Got A Deal, But Not The Deal He'd Hoped For

MJ Morning Show on Q105

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2025 186:33


On today's MJ Morning Show: Another Publix customer won big from Florida Lottery A grandmother tried to get tickets to Lion King, but ended up needing help from Behnken Morons in the news Thailand restaurant offers 'skinny discount' if you can squeeze through gates Teens gone bad Guy standing outside the office barefoot Surprise song for Michelle Road rage guy who threw bottle charged Ways people are saving money Trader Joe's tote bag listed for ridiculous prices online Fester got a deal on a smoker, but not the deal he'd hoped Michael Jackson look-a-like picture on MJ Morning Show Facebook page Chris from Kojak's Ribs says their building was shot Old Navy sent woman wrong order, makes her jump through hoops to send back Celebrity's house for sale, has gold-plated toilet Beware of fake JOANN's websites Tiktok video touts DIY facelift with office supplies Tree fell on a car in traffic, caught on surveillance camera Woman rented a car through Turo... car got repo'd Olive Garden out, Texas Roadhouse in as #1 fast casual South Tampa peeping Tom arrested Ryan Seacrest hurt in cheese wheel chase

Dom and Jeremy
Trending Report 4-9-25

Dom and Jeremy

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2025 18:19


Ryan Seacrest took a tumble while pursuing cheese, which is quite the story. In other news, the Nuggets have parted ways with Head Coach Michael Malone and General Manager Calvin Booth. Meanwhile, a man paraglided over Colorado, sparking a childish debate between Jeremy and Katy about whether he traversed the whole state.The fun continues on our social media pages!Jeremy, Katy & Josh Facebook: CLICK HERE Jeremy, Katy & Josh Instagram: CLICK HERE

Passion Pod
Episode 180 Blake Eason (News Anchor)

Passion Pod

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2025 68:09


Blake Eason is a news anchor for WISN News based in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Blake grew up in the small town of Warner Robbins, Georgia and is a self proclaimed "theatre kid for life". After graduating high school Blake moved to the big city of Atlanta to begin his journey in media with an internship at The Bert Show. His original dream was to host a game show, but when the pandemic shut down Los Angeles he decided to give local news a try. His first journalism job came with WRBL News in Columbus, Georgia before moving up the ranks and securing an anchor role with WKRN TV in Nashville, Tennessee. After a couple of years as a morning anchor in Nashville he recently accepted a job as the 5pm and 10pm news anchor at WISN News in Milwaukee. In this interview we discuss the hectic schedule of a new reporter, hosting the championship parade for the Atlanta Braves, learning from his idol Ryan Seacrest, intentionally losing his southern accent, separating personal beliefs to share unbiased news, public speaking advice, viral TikTok moments, favorite rappers, and much more.

Stryker & Klein
FULL SHOW 4-1!!!

Stryker & Klein

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2025 115:43


FULL SHOW 4-1!!! full In today's show we unload some goats, Ally's wife is still tapping, we hear from the manic extra, do an annoynomous with Vanessa, get the low down on some net bangers drama, get a call from Ryan Seacrest and MORE 6943 Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:18:41 +0000 Z0pDl3urlGlN1mLDAWPxvRpiOYQjZVfU society & culture Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast society & culture FULL SHOW 4-1!!! Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal. 2024 © 2021 Audacy, Inc. Society & Culture False https://player.amperwavepodcasting.com?feed-link=https%3A%2F%2Frss.amperwave

Who? Weekly
Brooke Williamson, Lucas Bravo & Bill Burr?

Who? Weekly

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2025 68:39


Hello Wholigans! On today's episode of Who's There, our weekly call-in show, we REJOICE at the news that SHE HAS RISEN!!!! Yes, we're talking about Hawk Tuah girl, Haliey Welch. Though we're not quite sure what she's risen FOR, we're happy to see that she's gotten out of bed. Moving on, we learn more about McFly and Colleen Hoover before taking your calls about Ryan Seacrest's co-host's wedding, David Archuleta's very gay comeback, Shailene Woodley's very straight new relationship, Bobby Flay's new chef girlfriend, the indignity of "bowl culture," Bill Burr's Who/Them status, and a whole lot more. As always, call in at 619.WHO.THEM to leave questions, comments & concerns for a future episode of Who's There?. Want more? Get a ton of bonus content over on Patreon.com/WhoWeekly To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Beyond The Blinds
261. Mario "The Dimpled Wannabe Ryan Seacrest" Lopez

Beyond The Blinds

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2025 77:20


Extra, extra! This week your hosts are talking about one of Troy's number 1 enemies, Mario Lopez. Your hosts talk about his hosting abilities, his body, and his alleged cheating. This one is just a good old-fashioned episode of Beyond the Blinds. Oh, and Kelli surprised Troy so get ready for his real-time reaction! Come to one of our live shows! - https://www.x1entertainment.com/beyondtheblinds More content on Patreon! - patreon.com/Beyondtheblinds -----Sponsors! ---- This episode is sponsored by ASPCA Pet Insurance! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/BLINDS. Nutrafol! Start your hair growth journey with Nutrafol. For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code BLINDS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Boomer & Gio
Kyler Murray Rumors; Sauce Wants The Bucks; The Google Game (Hour 1)

Boomer & Gio

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2025 44:02


Willie Colon is sitting in with Gio today and the guys agree that, while Kyler Murray can help the Giants or another QB-needy team, the Giants can't give up the third overall pick to get him. Gio is not a fan of Ryan Seacrest as the new host of Wheel of Fortune. Jerry's update covered a busy day of NFL moves and Gio heard Sauce Gardner say he expects an extension from the Jets this offseason. They also discussed Jose Iglesias officially signing with a new team. Gio introduces Willie to playing the Google autofill game.

Boomer & Gio
Boomer & Gio Podcast (WHOLE SHOW)

Boomer & Gio

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2025 166:10


Hour 1 Willie Colon is sitting in with Gio today and the guys agree that, while Kyler Murray can help the Giants or another QB-needy team, the Giants can't give up the third overall pick to get him. Gio is not a fan of Ryan Seacrest as the new host of Wheel of Fortune. Jerry's update covered a busy day of NFL moves and Gio heard Sauce Gardner say he expects an extension from the Jets this offseason. They also discussed Jose Iglesias officially signing with a new team. Gio introduces Willie to playing the Google autofill game. Hour 2 Willie sparked a passionate debate: should you wash chicken or not? Sauce said that Buffalo is the hardest place to play but wouldn't explain why and added “if you know, you know”. So, Gio wonders, does Willie know? Gio isn't worried about someone finding out what's on his phone. Jerry's update covered NFL moves and golf frustrations. The guys broke down how players feel about the franchise tag. The hour concluded with Willie sharing what he's heard on the street: more married men are getting male enhancements. Hour 3 The Knicks play the Lakers in LA tonight. Gio and Willie discuss the Knicks' season and agree it feels disappointing. Jerry returns with an update and they discuss the Cowboys and a song by Better Than Ezra. Adam the Bull rants about Nick Chubb, Pacman Jones admits to cheating, and Jerry plays calls from LIU Brooklyn's win. A caller asks if Gio was campaigning for Boomer to pay for a male enhancement procedure. Hour 4 Gio and Willie explore the top QB options for the Giants: Cam Ward, Shedeur Sanders or a veteran. They disagree on the decision the Giants made in last year's draft. Jerry's update began with a conversation about Groundhog Day and the end of winter before moving to Sauce Gardner's future with the Jets. Gio teaching Willie about a Google autofill game was highlighted as the "Moment of The Day." The show concluded with a discussion about favorite chips to snack on.

BJ Shea Daily Experience Podcast -- Official
Daily Podcast pt. 1 -"One of our friends met RYAN SEACREST?!"

BJ Shea Daily Experience Podcast -- Official

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2025 16:33


Happy Friday! The DMD is here and we chat with a buddy who got to be on WHEEL OF FORTUNE!

Denise Griffitts - Your Partner In Success!
You're Doing Great! And Other Lies Alcohol Told Me with Dustin Dunbar

Denise Griffitts - Your Partner In Success!

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2025 64:26


You're Doing Great! And Other Lies Alcohol Told Me with Dustin DunbarWelcome to Your Partner In Success Radio – I am your host, Denise Griffitts and my guest, Dustin Dunbar's life story is one of resilience and transformation. Growing up in the Midwest with an abusive, alcohol-addicted father and grandfather, he vowed to break the cycle of addiction in his family. He pursued a doctorate in psychology, initially believing he had overcome his family's struggles. In 2009, Dunbar's expertise led to opportunities in the entertainment industry. He was selected by Ryan Seacrest for roles as a "Shrink" and "Life Coach" in pilot programs for LA Shrink and Endemol Productions' Dallas Life Coach.But despite his background, Dustin eventually found himself struggling with alcohol dependency after years of moderate drinking. At 48, he overcame his addiction and dedicated himself to helping others do the same.Today, he is an author, coach, advocate, and speaker. He wrote "You're Doing Great... and Other Lies Alcohol Told Me," combining humor and personal anecdotes to explore myths about alcohol consumption – that book is in front of me as we speak. He coaches at WeAretheAFR.org and founded the "Alcohol Free Revolution" to support those seeking sobriety.Connect with Dustin Dunbar: Website | Buy the Book | Instagram | Facebook | Twitter  We appreciate you tuning in to this episode of Your Partner In Success Radio with Host Denise Griffitts. If you enjoyed what you heard, please consider subscribing, rating, and leaving a review on your favorite podcast platform. Your support helps us reach more listeners and create even better content!Stay ConnectedWebsite: Your Partner In Success RadioEmail: mail@yourofficeontheweb.com

MIRROR TALK
The Radical Path to a Meaningful Life with Marni Battista

MIRROR TALK

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2025 36:06


In this inspiring episode of Mirror Talk: Soulful Conversations, we explore what it means to live courageously and authentically on our own terms. Our special guest, Marni Battista, is an entrepreneur, author, transformational coach, and radical truth seeker. She shares wisdom from her new book, Your Radical Living Challenge: 7 Questions for a Meaningful Life, and offers powerful insights on self-honesty, personal transformation, and tapping into our highest self.Join us as we uncover the seven spiritual questions that can guide you to a more meaningful and fulfilling life. Get ready for a conversation that will challenge your beliefs, inspire your journey, and empower you to live radically!Chapters00:00 Introduction to Courageous Living02:59 The Journey of Writing a Book06:08 Defining a Meaningful Life09:07 The Seven Questions for a Meaningful Life11:58 The Importance of Self-Honesty14:52 Listening to Your Inner Wisdom17:53 Connecting with Your Essential Self21:11 Choosing What Truly Matters23:54 Living Radically and Authentically27:01 Conclusion and ResourcesWhat You'll Learn in This Episode:✅ How to define and discover a meaningful life✅ The essence of radical living and why it matters✅ Seven spiritual questions for deeper self-reflection✅ How to break free from self-imposed limitations✅ Ways to optimise for success and avoid burnout✅ The power of listening to your inner wisdom✅ Practical steps to living life on your own termsAbout Marni Battista:Marni Battista is a transformational coach, author, podcast host, and entrepreneur whose work has been featured in The LA Times, The New Yorker, and on Dr. Phil, On Air with Ryan Seacrest, and Home and Family TV. Her latest book, Your Radical Living Challenge: 7 Questions for a Meaningful Life, published by Hay House in January 2025, invites readers to break free from limiting beliefs and embrace a bold, purpose-driven life.

Mary's Cup of Tea Podcast: the Self-Love Podcast for Women
Ep. 238: The Art of Moving On… Breakup Advice with Kendra Allen

Mary's Cup of Tea Podcast: the Self-Love Podcast for Women

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2025 46:43


If you've gone through a break-up recently, this episode is for you. We're talking with  breakup coach Kendra Allen to learn...how to cope with a situationship endingwhy going “no contact” is beneficial to a break-upways that break-ups are similar to addiction recoveryKendra Allen is a breakup coach, host of the Heal Your Heartbreak Podcast, author of The Breakup Workbook, and founder of Break Up Bestie. After going through a series of painful breakups, Kendra realized there was a huge gap online for practical and healthy heartbreak advice and she set out to fill it. She first launched the @yourbreakupbestie Instagram account in 2017. Since then, Kendra has helped hundreds of thousands of people recover from heartbreak through her blog, social media, coaching, and podcast. Kendra has been featured in Cosmopolitan, On Air with Ryan Seacrest, ABC News, and more.Follow Kendra on Instagram: @yourbreakupbestieLearn more about Kendra's breakup coursesAnd if you enjoyed this episode, screenshot it and share it on social media! Make sure to tag @maryspodcast and @yourbreakupbestie

Mary's Cup of Tea Podcast: the Self-Love Podcast for Women
#238: The Art of Moving On… Breakup Advice with Kendra Allen

Mary's Cup of Tea Podcast: the Self-Love Podcast for Women

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2025 46:43


If you've gone through a break-up recently, this episode is for you. And what better time to heal your heart post break-up than around Valentine's Day?Tune into this episode with breakup coach Kendra Allen to learn...- how to cope with a situationship ending-why going “no contact” is beneficial to a break-up- ways that break-ups are similar to addiction recoveryKendra Allen is a breakup coach, host of the Heal Your Heartbreak Podcast, author of The Breakup Workbook, and founder of Break Up Bestie. After going through a series of painful breakups, Kendra realized there was a huge gap online for practical and healthy heartbreak advice and she set out to fill it. She first launched the @yourbreakupbestie Instagram account in 2017. Since then, Kendra has helped hundreds of thousands of people recover from heartbreak through her blog, social media, coaching, and podcast. Kendra has been featured in Cosmopolitan, On Air with Ryan Seacrest, ABC News, and more. Follow Kendra on Instagram:@yourbreakupbestieLearn more aboutKendra's breakup coursesAnd if you enjoyed this episode, screenshot it and share it on social media! Make sure to tag @maryspodcast and @yourbreakupbestie

Drew and Mike Show
Eagles Win Super Boring LIX – February 9, 2025

Drew and Mike Show

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2025 160:32


Philadelphia Eagles destroy the KC Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX, Eli Zaret joins us, Kanye West's twitter rants, Antonio Brown on Theo Von's podcast, Hawk Tuah breaks her silence to keep her money, and Justin Bieber's Bathhouse visits exposes us to some 1-star reviews. Super Bowl LIX is over. The Philadelphia Eagles are Champions. Eli Zaret joins the show LIVE on YouTube to break down the boring big game, ridiculous commercials, our stupid prop bets that all lost, the worst Super Bowls of all-time, rip apart Kendrick Lamar's Halftime Show, Tom Brady's overpriced watch, weird-looking Tom Cruise, all the celebrities at the game, Eli and Peyton Manning's Kick of Destiny, Donald Trump and Jackson Mahomes bro out, Josh Allen wins the Season MVP, Detroit Lions HC Dan Campbell boned for COTY, man-on-the-street in Philly and more. Kanye West is going nuts on Twitter. Like, really crazy. No one seems to care & no one want to “cancel” him. Diddy has 150+ accusers and Ye has asked Donald Trump to pardon “Puffy”. Antonio Brown claims he's bankrupt. AB popped up on Theo Von's show for a meeting of the minds. Hawk Tuah's Hailey Welch has broken her silence about her meme coin rug pull. There's very little talk about anyone returning money. Iris (daughter of Jude) Law went nuts at a NYC restaurant Ryan Reynolds skipped the Critics Choice Awards because of all his wife's drama. Justin Baldoni cries on a podcast like a baby. CNN contributor Ashley Allison has a lot to complain about and Megyn Kelly's not happy. Hailey Bieber is struggling with “rejection”. Justin Bieber visits NYC bathhouses. We had no idea that they still existed. We call to get some questions answered. RFK Jr. is spiking his drinks. Donald Trump won't deport not-a-Prince Harry because he's been punished enough by Meghan Markle. The democrats are losing White men. Dick Vitale made his return to broadcasting. Barstool is looking to host a John Rocker vs Patrick Mahomes Sr. boxing match. Teri Hatcher was once an NFL Cheerleader. Ryan Seacrest has surprisingly nailed a lot of tail with his 5/8th. If you'd like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (The Drew Lane Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon).

Denise Griffitts - Your Partner In Success!
You're Doing Great... and Other Lies Alcohol Told Me

Denise Griffitts - Your Partner In Success!

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2025 64:26


You're Doing Great! And Other Lies Alcohol Told Me with Justin DunbarWelcome to Your Partner In Success Radio – I am your host, Denise Griffitts and my guest, Dustin Dunbar's life story is one of resilience and transformation. Growing up in the Midwest with an abusive, alcohol-addicted father and grandfather, he vowed to break the cycle of addiction in his family. He pursued a doctorate in psychology, initially believing he had overcome his family's struggles. In 2009, Dunbar's expertise led to opportunities in the entertainment industry. He was selected by Ryan Seacrest for roles as a "Shrink" and "Life Coach" in pilot programs for LA Shrink and Endemol Productions' Dallas Life Coach.But despite his background, Dustin eventually found himself struggling with alcohol dependency after years of moderate drinking. At 48, he overcame his addiction and dedicated himself to helping others do the same.Today, he is an author, coach, advocate, and speaker. He wrote "You're Doing Great... and Other Lies Alcohol Told Me," combining humor and personal anecdotes to explore myths about alcohol consumption – that book is in front of me as we speak. He coaches at WeAretheAFR.org and founded the "Alcohol Free Revolution" to support those seeking sobriety.Connect With Dustin Dunbar online: Website | Buy the Book | Instagram | Facebook | Twitter We appreciate you tuning in to this episode of Your Partner In Success Radio with Host Denise Griffitts. If you enjoyed what you heard, please consider subscribing, rating, and leaving a review on your favorite podcast platform. Your support helps us reach more listeners and create even better content!Stay ConnectedWebsite: Your Partner In Success RadioEmail: mail@yourofficeontheweb.com

Career Blast in a Half
How Making 10K Friends Turned Into A Real Job I Rob Lawless

Career Blast in a Half

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2025 33:50


What if your day job was to talk to 4 people a day for an hour each?  What if the goal was simply to build human connection?  What if there was no agenda during these conversations? No set questions or criteria to be someone's friend?    This week we take a peek into non linear careers.    You've probably experienced this yourself.  Even asking  “How did I get here?”   Our guest this week is Rob Lawless.  After graduating suma cum laude in finance and landing at Deloitte and a “Millennial move," with a pay cut a $24 million venture-funded startup he stopped coloring in the lines and launched his project 10KFriends.    To date, Rob has had over 6,500 conversations with people across 90 countries gaining media attention, on "On Air with Ryan Seacrest," the "TODAY Show with Hoda and Jenna," and the Kelly Clarkson Show.    Today he's turned his project into a thriving keynote speaking career.    Discover how to:    Embrace calculated risks while pursuing your next role.  Overcome the mental hurdles holding your back Harness the unexpected  How to stay true to your vision when others don't “get it”   Follow Rob on Linkedin: https://www.linkedin.com/in/rob-lawless-robs10kfriends/ Follow Rob on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/robs10kfriends/ Connect with me, Loren Website: https://www.portfoliorocket.com/ LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/lorengreiff/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/portfoliorocket/ Email: Loren@portfoliorocket.com   Join our 30-day Blast Program: 30-Day Blast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show
Thursday, January 23rd 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2025 197:00


Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about crime around the radio station, making condensed soup without water, how many single women would be attracted to you in a room, strong new wildfire in California, winter storm in the south, man in Florida tried doing donuts on snow covered road and crashed, police used pepper balls to stop snowball fight at FSU, Boston travelers returning home from snowy Florida, cop accidentally shot driver in leg, squatters move into home being built, update on lady who found weed in kid’s Burger King bag, couple says U-Haul lost their moving pod, world’s oldest choir, guys busted selling fake autographed Jason Kelce merch, update on mayor who misspelled Eagles, predictions that Aaron Rodgers will retire, fan threw nachos onto ice at hockey game, Olympic medals are deteriorating, kid finds rare sports card, Chris Brown suing over documentary, a lot of local weather forecasters fired, Amy Schumer says she’s never had an orgasm with penis inside her, Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal reunite, Ryan Seacrest knocked to ground by Wheel Of Fortune contestant, one armed man stabs relative, man used his twin’s identity when he was arrested, man arrested after hitting someone with e-bike, naked man arrested by SWAT team, someone in demon mask on Ring doorbell cam, X-ray shows man’s body invested with tapeworm eggs, mom who works at restaurant caught old man stealing tip, drunk man tried to rob store with toy gun, Instacart driver shot because wife didn’t tell husband she placed an order, mother thinks kids ate grandpa’s ashes, typo declares woman dead, man accused of injecting counterfeit Botox, rats eating drugs in police department evidence room, pocket Velveeta, soup drops, Post Malone Oreo, old man rescued after U-Haul goes into lake, guy shot by man robbing brother’s place, guy woke from coma and fell in love with speech therapist, TikTok still not on app stores, telling kids that veggies can give you super powers, champagne sales down, cow barged into barber shop, undercover cop at pickle park, and more!

School of Motion Podcast
Standing Out in Motion Design: Joel Pilger's Strategies for Success

School of Motion Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2025 79:06


In the latest episode of the School of Motion Podcast, host Joey Korenman sits down with industry veteran Joel Pilger—a name synonymous with success in the motion design world. With a career spanning over two decades, Joel has: - Founded and led Impossible Pictures, a top creative studio that grossed over $40 million and garnered major awards. - Advised leading independent studios worldwide, including Cream, Giant Ant, Laundry, Mighty Nice, Polyester, Sarofsky, and STATE. - Launched FORUM, a community where studio founders master the art of business together. Tune in as Joel shares invaluable insights on not just surviving, but thriving, in the evolving motion design landscape.   See the corresponding blog post here: https://www.schoolofmotion.com/blog/joel-pilger    

Rover's Morning Glory
The real reason JLR left the hockey game early, cop watches porn while driving, and much more!

Rover's Morning Glory

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2025 179:59 Transcription Available


The condo remodel is at a standstill. Cook County Judge reassigned after she sent a racist meme picture to another judge. Starbucks has re-implemented the policy in which you must be a paying customer to use the bathroom. Krystle had to yell at a disgruntled patron. The show finds out the real reason Jeffrey left the hockey game early. More video footage of the road rage incident in Toledo. Police officer watching porn on his cell phone while driving was involved in a car accident with a civilian. JLR feels uncomfortable asking his female doctor about his E.D. Puerto Rico pays Ryan Seacrest production company to show their ball drop on New Year's Eve. Video shows an Eagles fan starting an altercation with Packers fan in the stands. Krystle takes her phone into the shower. 

Have Kids, They Said…

Happy New Year's Eve, listeners! We hope you're enjoying the final day of the year. Nicole and Rich are throwing caution to the wind—forgetting diets, ignoring sleep schedules, and unloading all their trauma in today's episode. Nicole shares the story of her first on-stage smooch, which leads Rich to ask an audacious question: would she ever do a faceless OnlyFans with her husband, Matt Ryan? You'll have to tune in to hear her answer. Rich gets vulnerable, recounting an embarrassing story from his childhood that still haunts him. Listener drama takes center stage as "Doug" writes in with a dilemma: his wife wants to name their baby girl after his old flame—but she has no idea! Should he tell her? Nicole and Rich dig into this tricky situation. Another listener wonders if he's wrong for being upset with his best friend, a new dad who's been ghosting him, only to later ask for help taking baby photos. Nicole and Rich want to know if a New Year's kiss is a must. And in the New Year's edition of TOP THAT, they relive some of their wildest New Year's Eve stories, including Melissa Etheridge, Ryan Seacrest, and Dick Clark cockblocking Sarah. It's a chaotic, hilarious, and heartfelt way to wrap up the year—don't miss it! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show
Friday, December 20th 2024 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2024 194:26


Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Santa’s balls clearly visible under his pants in picture, terrible drawing of J. Lo on Marketplace, airlines pay gate agents for making customers pay for baggage fees, KFC spinoff called Saucy, CEO assassin suspect transferred, officials restricting drones, crackdown on fake reviews online, Charmin year supply of toilet paper was coupon, murder hornets officially eradicated from USA, December 23rd is the most dangerous day of the year to be on roads, people coming from all over to see house’s Xmas display, holiday package delivery in Alaska, shirtless guys get into fight at Red Wings game, how dysfunctional the Jets organization is, Sammy Sosa delivers message to Cubs fans, Steve Harvey death hoax, Hawk Tuah bitcoin, Diddy lawyer sued, nobody likes Ryan Seacrest on Wheel Of Fortune, employee at Christmas Story house accidentally packed ring with a leg lamp order, Scream 7, Red One getting lots of streams on Netflix, Malcom In The Middle reboot, Tommy Lee only showers 1x a week, Dolly Parton’s wish for holiday season, 2 old ladies go on shoplifting spree, 13-year-old gropes an old lady, man carjacked Amazon delivery driver, outdoor stripper gram auditions, Lyft passenger got nude in car, Swedish sex contest, Ask Dave & Chuck The Freak, is her boyfriend a cuck?, sexual rut with wife, wife passed away 6 months ago is it too soon to move on?, diarrhea after massive food festival in Los Angeles, string of auto thefts from driveways, cop saves a man from a burning house, kid saves classmate choking, police respond to a snake in home but it was fake, Facebook moderators have PTSD, ChatGTP 1-800 number, arsonist blew up port-a-potty, and more!

The Rizzuto Show
Crap On Extra: You Can Finally See Led Zeppelin and Scrubs reboot in the works!

The Rizzuto Show

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2024 19:34


MUSICThe wait is over, at least for Led Zeppelin fans who live in a town that has an IMAX theater. That's because their documentary, Becoming Led Zeppelin, will open on IMAX screens in close to 200 theaters on February 7th. The film tells the story of how the band came together, but, according to Allison McGourty, the film's writer and producer, it wasn't easy to make due to the lack of footage from those early days. Ahead of its premiere on February 7th, IMAX Theatres in 18 markets will be holding one night only early access screenings on February 5th. Tickets are on sale for both dates now atBush's debut album, Sixteen Stone is 30! Since its U.S. release on December 6th, 1994 it's sold over six-million copies. That figure was likely a surprise to Hollywood Records, as the label declined to release it earlier in 1994 because they didn't hear any hit singles. Jerry Cantrell of Alice in Chains has reamde his latest solo album I Want Blood as a series of spoke word tracks. The first one released is for “Vilified” and it comes with an animated video. Watch it on TVCarrie Underwood has been announced as the headliner for Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest 2025!A "Scrubs" reboot is officially in the works at ABC. They're also developing a new spin-off of "The Rookie". Adam Brody says Season 2 of "Nobody Wants This"will start filming soon.MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:IN THEATERS: Y2K (Rachel Zegler, The Kid Laroi, Fred Durst) Two high school nobodies make the decision to crash the last major celebration before the new millennium on New Year's Eve 1999. The night becomes even crazier than they could have ever dreamed when the clock strikes midnight. The Return (Ralph Fiennes, Juliette Binoche) After 20 years Odysseus finally returns to Ithaca, where he finds his wife held prisoner by suitors vying to be king and his son facing death at their hands. To win back his family and all he has lost, Odysseus must rediscover his strength Werewolves (Frank Grillo, Katrina Law, Lou Diamond Phillips) Two scientists try to stop a mutation that turns people into werewolves after being touched by a super-moon the year before. Amber Heard is expecting her second child! Her spokesperson told People, “It is still quite early in the pregnancy, so you will appreciate that we do not want to go into much detail at this stage. Suffice to say that Amber is delighted both for herself and Oonagh Paige.” This is a perfect example of how silly the ratings system is for movies: The makers of "Meet the Parents" almost got an R-rating because the last name of Ben Stiller's character is "Focker".Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams - Check out King Scott's Linktr.ee/kingscottrules + band @FreeThe2SG and Check out Moon's bands GREEK FIRE @GreekFire GOLDFINGER @GoldfingerMusic THE TEENAGE DIRTBAGS @TheTeenageDbags and Lern's band @LaneNarrows http://www.1057thepoint.com/Rizz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Rizzuto Show
Crap On Extra: You Can Finally See Led Zeppelin and Scrubs reboot in the works!

The Rizzuto Show

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2024 25:19


MUSIC The wait is over, at least for Led Zeppelin fans who live in a town that has an IMAX theater. That's because their documentary, Becoming Led Zeppelin, will open on IMAX screens in close to 200 theaters on February 7th. The film tells the story of how the band came together, but, according to Allison McGourty, the film's writer and producer, it wasn't easy to make due to the lack of footage from those early days. Ahead of its premiere on February 7th, IMAX Theatres in 18 markets will be holding one night only early access screenings on February 5th. Tickets are on sale for both dates now at Bush's debut album, Sixteen Stone is 30! Since its U.S. release on December 6th, 1994 it's sold over six-million copies. That figure was likely a surprise to Hollywood Records, as the label declined to release it earlier in 1994 because they didn't hear any hit singles.  Jerry Cantrell of Alice in Chains has reamde his latest solo album I Want Blood as a series of spoke word tracks. The first one released is for “Vilified” and it comes with an animated video. Watch it on  TV Carrie Underwood has been announced as the headliner for Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest 2025! A "Scrubs" reboot is officially in the works at ABC. They're also developing a new spin-off of "The Rookie". Adam Brody says Season 2 of "Nobody Wants This"will start filming soon. MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS: IN THEATERS: Y2K (Rachel Zegler, The Kid Laroi, Fred Durst) Two high school nobodies make the decision to crash the last major celebration before the new millennium on New Year's Eve 1999. The night becomes even crazier than they could have ever dreamed when the clock strikes midnight. The Return (Ralph Fiennes, Juliette Binoche) After 20 years Odysseus finally returns to Ithaca, where he finds his wife held prisoner by suitors vying to be king and his son facing death at their hands. To win back his family and all he has lost, Odysseus must rediscover his strength Werewolves (Frank Grillo, Katrina Law, Lou Diamond Phillips) Two scientists try to stop a mutation that turns people into werewolves after being touched by a super-moon the year before. Amber Heard is expecting her second child! Her spokesperson told People, “It is still quite early in the pregnancy, so you will appreciate that we do not want to go into much detail at this stage. Suffice to say that Amber is delighted both for herself and Oonagh Paige.” This is a perfect example of how silly the ratings system is for movies: The makers of "Meet the Parents" almost got an R-rating because the last name of Ben Stiller's character is "Focker". Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams - Check out King Scott's Linktr.ee/kingscottrules + band @FreeThe2SG and Check out Moon's bands GREEK FIRE @GreekFire GOLDFINGER @GoldfingerMusic THE TEENAGE DIRTBAGS @TheTeenageDbags and Lern's band @LaneNarrows http://www.1057thepoint.com/Rizz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Opie Radio
Ep 986: They're trolling in front of our faces - Opie Live NYC E91

Opie Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2024 30:56


Hope you had a great weekend. Time to wakey wakey grab a cup of coffee and do this thing called life! Oh and GO BILLS! Also, breaking down the Mike Tyson Jake Paul fight, that bore Ryan Seacrest, Mariah Carey says NOT YET, I asked RFK JR what's up with his voice and more! #NYCPodcast #FunnyPodcast #LiveFrom #DailyTalk #humorSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Treat Yourself a Round of Sausage

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2024 46:21


Today's cast: Dan, Amin, Chris, Jeremy, and Tony (with a late-arriving Roy). Jeremy and Chris are in legitimate pain after yesterday's wiffle ball escapades with Kenny Mayne, but at least Jeremy got a new voicemail out of it. Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul is TONIGHT, so it's time to roll through some of the funniest and wildest Tyson moments over the last few days including an interview with a 14-year-old girl that somehow became about about death. Then, will this fight be bigger than UFC this weekend? Dan, Tony, and Amin dive into the details. Plus, we listen to one of the all-time greatest Wheel of Fortune clips and dissect whether the contestant or Ryan Seacrest himself let out a disappointed exhale after the answer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices