T**s Talk Tackles

We recorded this one at the party. Like yes, at the party. And we have drinks; we are in the same room (even though Maria left Steph and Ksenia for the sake of alcohol), and we discuss Damar Hamlin's situation, the insanity of weeks 17 & 18. Maria chooses a farm simulator over us, while Steph enjoys her brand new Cowboys morning gown. Press play!

Steph gets to rave about the Chargers making the playoffs and tries to get to terms with this new and unknown feeling. We try to figure out what Joey Bosa's college major could be, why offensive linemen are the smartest people in the NFL, and why neither the Chiefs nor the Bills can relax yet. Press play!

Steph wants both the Jets and the Lions to win, Maria wants Matt Patricia out, Ksenia... Ksenia just wants some peace. The biggest highlight of this episode is the trio discussing Eagles' o-line ESPN body issue. Press play now!

We're back from the hiatus! Ksenia was sick, and then the trio travelled to Sweden to play actual football, and we did good! Sick Steph can't stop swooning over Dallas because the Chargers' season has ended. Ksenia comes up with conspiracy theories about the Jets and Aaron Rodgers' beard, and both root for Brock Purdy to take the 49ers to the Super Bowl. Press play!

Ksenia doesn't have her co-hosts again, but she got a wonderful guest -- and a Bears fan! -- to discuss the state of the league, remember TJ Yates, talk about why the Packers' backfield suffers, why the Bears are fun to watch and NFC East being on a roll. Oh, and we make mid-season predictions for the Super Bowl. The episode is a truly nerdy, in-depth discussion of the current league -- and a long one! Press play!

This episode is dedicated to Trevoria Lawrence. No, really, she's pretty, but Maria still thinks that they got her boy dirty. We discuss why the Raiders suck, the Seahawks are rolling out of the blue, and Ksenia gets a massive bag of popcorn to watch the Packers' epic downfall. Oh, and the new head coach of the Indianapolis Colts makes a triumphal entrance. The lesson is simple: you can't defend your picks and opinions if you are not there. Press play!

This episode is lonely. I got nobody but my own. All by myself. Dancing on my own. Anyway, Ksenia discusses the trades (wow), how the Packers did absolutely nothing and the Chargers being left without receivers. She also talks about the Eagles being *maybe* legit and the Vikings being inappropriately good. But still: show me the reason of being lonely.

This is a sad and short episode -- bye weeks, everybody! Ksenia is depressed due to the state of the Packers, Steph keeps being optimistic about the Chargers (not so many penalties, after all!), and Maria doesn't approve of the Pats' fans booing Mac Jones. We try to find out who Brandon Allen is and why Tom Brady should have retired, after all.

Ksenia has an epic meltdown over the Packers' loss to the Jets. Maria finds herself in awe of Baby Zappe, and Steph is incredibly happy that Dak is back. All three sing a serenade to Joe Burrow. This episode includes an inappropriate discussion of pickles and hairy men. Last thing: don't scream at your linemen!

This episode got out of hand quick. Ksenia got a mental breakdown over the Packers. Maria explained how Trevor Lawrence has a right to have bad days, and Steph tried to explain what's going on in that epic Darnay Holmes video and failed spectacularly. Play NOW!

This episode is a full concussion police alert. We discuss the apparent troubles in Miami, the Chargers almost losing to the Texans, and the Packers being clowns and almost losing to the Pats' third-string rookie QB. Steph has to choose the Raiders as her pick, Maria wants twins named Trevor and Lawrence, and Ksenia has to take the Texans just to avoid picking the Jags. Play now!

CONCUSSION POLICE ALERT! This episode is wild -- and it's worth a listen! We discuss Tua's situation, the beauty of the butt punt, and why DK Metcalf should switch to edge. We regress to weird topics way too many times, including OBJ and his ego, why everybody's gay until proven otherwise, and fanfics about Manning and Brady. Press play!

Well, well, well, Colts -- what is it if not good old karma? Steph remains optimistic about the Chargers despite the loss; Ksenia is happy the Packers didn't break her heart last week, and we go into length discussing why the Browns' self-confidence is bad for them, why the Titans fall deeper and deeper into the abyss, and how the hell you can make a 20 seconds play. Tune in!

Everything goes Steph's way -- for once (hence the episode's name!). She dares to trash talk Maria & Ksenia while these two suffer on behalf of their teams. Maria doubts Bill's decision making, and Ksenia throws an EPIC tantrum. This episode includes all this and everything else from the insane week one. Press play!

Hey everybody! And here we are, back at it. Welcome to season three of our exceptionally rude podcast. Ksenia, Maria and Steph discuss off-season and pre-season and make wild predictions for the upcoming year. We're spilling all the tea on the Browns' questionable business decisions, weird draft peaks, trades and signings. Tune in NOW!

In this episode, we discuss literally everything! Ksenia admits the most embarrassing thing she has ever done and bashes the Packers for breaking her heart; Steph is a pro bowl police and fumes about the absence of Josh Allen there; Maria weighs up on the Bears new head coach, what Josh McDaniels brings to Las Vegas, and swoons over offensive linemen. We also discuss The Retirement Drama and Brian Flores' situation. Press play now!

Alright, Wild Card is past us and we cannot believe that the Bengals did it! Maria and Ksenia try to figure out why the Cowboys choke every damn time, what happened to playoff Jimmy G (wow), and why the Cardinals are a joke. We discuss what the Patriots should improve the next season and why Mac Jones is a good quarterback. And yes, Ksenia begins to be extremely nervous about the Packers again. Press play!

The first episode of the postseason has arrived! We summarize the last week of the regular season and go through some surprising upsets, dumb decisions, and what we think comes next for the teams. Maria discusses Baker Mayfield for good five minutes (probably the most extended segment ever). Ksenia cannot believe that Carson Wentz just sent the Colts down the drain. Steph is in denial, trying to find any possible solution logical explanation for what happened out there with the Chargers-Raiders game. And yeah, we do picks for the wild card weekend, and these are hard! Press play!

WILD. Like, WILD WILD WEEK. In this episode, we react to everything that happened during week 17 and we can't stop discussing these things. Pulling off Antonio Brown becomes our new way of coping with life; we think that the FedEx field should star in its own horror movie, and Joe Judge should definitely get a reality check. Steph is going crazy over the playoff possibilities for the Chargers and it's not a good look. We thoroughly go through the playoffs simulations and try to find out the best scenario. Press play!

In this episode, Ksenia is the only one who is satisfied with the week's results. Steph is experiencing an existential crisis; Maria is doing okay because she has faith. We discover the fanfiction about Dak & Zeke, and oh boy, Ksenia and Steph become overly excited. We also discuss how Davis Mills rules the world (per now) and what coach is on the hot seat. We also tear away Probowl selections, simultaneously making Steph happy. And who knows, we might be secretly writing fanfic about Dak & Zeke. No comment.

We have very strong opinions about everything this week. It's Christmas time and it's the best moment to let it all out. Maria goes hard on the Bills, Stephanie goes totally delusional about the Chargers, and Ksenia rants about the Packers and what will really happen to them in the playoffs. We talk about why Cam Newton should retire, why Matt Nagy is gone for the best, and why Brady SHOULD be fined for screaming profanities (but he never will be). Oh, and we get bold with our predictions for the playoffs! Press play now!

Well, this episode is HEATED. We discuss why Urban Meyer's departure is the greatest thing that could happen to Jags, why Mahomes is losing all the respect, and why the Bears are dumb for mocking Aaron Rodgers. Like, are you insane? Steph gets to talk about the Chargers in length, Maria explains why all the COVID teams should forfeit the games this week, and Ksenia offers her perspective on the ugly Browns-Ravens matchup. Press play!

In this episode, we discuss The Most Important Game of The Year -- or, in other words, the Lions winning over the Vikings and making history. Ksenia is swooning over Gardner Minshew, Maria is all over Bill & Co., and Steph is stealing all the good ideas from Ksenia (while scheduling a dinner on Sunday and ditching the Chargers game -- the audacity!). We also discuss My Cause, My Cleats (Ksenia forgets about her plans for the episode and gets thoroughly shamed for it) and pick our top three. Tune in!

This episode is short (because we covered Thanksgiving Day games!) but Ksenia gets an INSANE revelation during Steph's quiz corner, Maria being a Patriots-loving obnoxious ass again, and Steph... just want to move on with her life. Like for real. She's done with it. We also discuss why Ben Roethlisberger is a piece of timber, Taysom Hill being a white Lamar Jackson, and Cam Newton's downfall in Carolina. Press play!

This is a very weird and kinda short episode because we are going to the football tournament. Yep. We are. We are going to play -- but we still take our time to discuss Derek Carr hairdo, how the Titans did it again, and Baker Mayfield falling apart. Ksenia goes for ages on the Packers' loss to the Vikings, Maria is happy with bully football Patriots play, and Stephanie explains in detail how the Chargers allowed 27 points to Pittsburgh in the last quarter. And yeah -- we spend a lot of time discussing The Game of the Year that is upon us. Listen now! (And sorry for sound troubles, Zoom was trippy this time)

This week we discuss the Dolphins upsetting the Ravens, WFT winning over the Bucs, and the unfortunate Browns' loss to the Pats. Ksenia blames her Chargers' pick on Steph and threatens to spoil the Sunday Night Game results for her. We also discuss the upcoming Dolphins-Jets game inappropriately long time, Maria is being ecstatic with Cam being back and her renewed opportunity to wear her ridiculous Cam-style hat every damn Sunday. Oh, and this episode is kinda coughy and sneezy, so apologies in advance. Tune in now!

In this episode, Steph and Ksenia feast on Josh Allen being sacked, intercepted and recovered by Josh Allen. Steph is thrilled over the Giants' win, concussion awakenings, and Justin Herbert's stats. Ksenia is hugely disappointed by the Packers, Jordan Love, and how the game was handled. On the other hand, Jordan Love proved to be more productive than Patrick Mahomes (yay!). Steph wants to play for the Rams (of which Ksenia goes totally mad), and they got into a fight over the Chargers' pick. The whole episode is an exchange of sarcastic blows, Josh Allens, and persuading people to vote Mike White for president. Play now!

In this episode, we talk QBs. We talk about how Daniel Jones got better and Sam Darnold got hurt (Steph is concussion police now); how Mike White shines (who could guess), and how Aaron Rodgers conned the whole league with his alternative treatment. Steph & Maria gets into a long and detailed discussion of the Chargers-Patriots game and Steph tries to persuade people to pick the Chargers as the winners of week 9. Ksenia gets depressed during the quiz and threatens Steph with interceptions at the practice (update: the interceptions have not happened) and Maria trolls everybody (as usual). And also a PSA: please, don't drink and drive. Cheers!

We go into the weirdness of the Chiefs' losing another game to Titans, Joe Burrow being a BAD MAN, and Daniel Jones making his best impression of OBJ. If you think it is not spooky enough, we discuss Jets, Texans, and Matt Nagy. Like, the Bears are scary in a way they dismantle, right? Ksenia takes a hit on Trevor Lawrence again, Maria wants to crush tables and chug beers with Bills Mafia, and Steph gets ready to see Chargers going down again. Oh, and we did well on the quiz, even though Ksenia would have never thought of the King as El Tractorcito. Play now!

In this episode, Steph gets to rant. Like, a lot of ranting, from the Chargers losing disastrously to the Ravens to the Bills losing surprisingly to the Titans. Oh, and she still hasn't gotten over that Daniel Jones' game. Ksenia is 1-2 on her quiz and she doesn't like it; meanwhile, Aaron Rodgers does something legendary and that she definitely likes. Maria tho is a busy bee and not with us so we use this episode to assault Patriots, Bears and discuss things in depth. Whoop, whoop!

Are the Chiefs down? Who is the next head coach for the coachless team? Are the Bills gonna win it all, and when Brady stops beating all those records? And the most important question: WHAT IS WRONG WITH KICKERS?! Also, we beg the Giants not to let Daniel Jones play against the Rams because... well, common sense? This episode is a rollercoaster, and we kinda enjoyed it. Hope you will enjoy it too!

What a week it was, innit? The Jets won over the Titans, and it hurts; Tom Brady had that not-so-triumphal return to New England (but everybody cried); Browns won ugly, and in the battle of two old men, Aaron Rodgers managed to get a W -- albeit boring. Maria is feeling sad, Steph is happy, and Ksenia... Ksenia is as usual. We find our new favourite mascot during Steph's quiz corner, and we are probably renaming our podcast "The Fighting Pickles". Could you give it a listen, like for real?

We are recording this episode from the library full of kids -- and we don't mean Justin Fields or Zach Wilson here. Speaking of both, we go into details of their disastrous performances and the things that definitely go wrong out there. Steph rants about undisciplined -- but still winning! -- Chargers, Maria is super stoked (read she is totally in disarray) about Tom Brady coming back to New England, and Ksenia is friends with Aaron Rodgers again -- until he loses to some dumb team. Otherwise, we are a bit annoyed, a bit amused, and a bit puzzled out there. Oh, and Ksenia does better at Steph's quiz corner, which she likes. Press play!

Here's to the third episode of our podcast! This one is totally crazy: Ksenia goes such a long way grading QB's butts that Maria & Steph get worried. Also, we discuss that Lamar Jackson dunk, where you can hide the ball (spoiler: not where you think), the revival of Sam Darnold, and the flourishing star of Zach Wilson. Also, Steph's Quiz Corner makes its debut, and it turns out to be hilarious! Tune in now!

Whew, what a week! And all those crazy things mean that we have SO MUCH to discuss. There are so many firsts: Trevor Lawrence lost his first game, like, ever; Trey Lance got his first touchdown in a real NFL game; Chase got his first TD reception; Aaron Rodgers sucked so badly it is inexplicable... We can go forever. Anyway, this was an amazing week and we can't wait for you to join us!

The second part of our first episode is out! We go through the first round of the 2021 draft and figure out who would be a waste of the precious pick. We're rude, disagreeing with each other and googling the stats on the way. Also, Ksenia is snaking on candies (as usual), Maria is nice to Mac & Cheese, and Steph is just trying to understand the hell is going on. Oh, and we do hot takes on who is going to go to the next Super Bowl. While the episode is somewhat long, it is funny tho. And yeah, other episodes will be way shorter -- but you know, football has been gone for too long.

We are back with season two of Tits Talk Tackles! And we have a surprise for you: we have a new host because the more, the merrier. We go deep into the preseason, talk trash literally about every team, discuss the possibility of Alaskan Texans, and genuinely enjoy ourselves. Tune in now for part one of our first episode!

In this episode we go deeeeeep into Super Bowl, our picks, and Ksenia lets Maria rant about Tom Brady during the whole episode. Really, it's Maria's show this time. Oh, and we discuss a bunch of STUPID things quarterbacks have said and done last weeks. Can't believe the season is about to end! Tune in!

We go through divisional games and discuss Ravens choking again, Browns being decent regardless poor referee decisions, and SAINTS HOW DARE YOU. Oh, and Packers doing a bare minimum to win over emotional Rams. Tune in!

Playoffs are full speed, and we are discussing surprisingly good and bad games this week! Oh, and tons of rumours, news, and other juicy things. Press play!

This episode comes from a little hiatus we had the last week. We go unabridged and talk honestly about Jets finally free from Gase, Texans abusing Watson, and Eagles blowing the game just because. Sounds crazy, right? Tune in!

Tis' the season! This early episode is provided by family obligations, chaotic Christmas shopping and holiday miracles - for example, Bengals upsetting Steelers! Oh, and Trevor Lawrence got his own Christmas present - it seems he escaped the Jets. Tune in now!

In this super short episode (it's a week before Christmas, people!) we go through surprising game where Jalen hurt the Saints, Steelers lost it again, and MARIA ROOTED FOR BROWNS while Lamar was pooping. Tune in!

This week's episode is a rare sight because it is unedited! We didn't touch anything, so all the awkward pauses, weird comments, and chewing are there. We talk about Patriots' rollercoaster, how WFT made the history, and Baker Mayfield being out of cycle. Press play!

We are reunited and this episode is full of chewing, drinking, and high quality banter! We're back to being rude, not watching our language, and insinuating totally inappropriate things. In other words, we're getting into the holiday spirit!

This week we rant about Baby Joe's unfortunate injury, how Ravens find themselves on the brink of missing the playoffs, and how the Patriots have to regroup for the next year. And yeah - we also have 22 minutes of pure love for offensive linemen. Press play!

We are having a blast discussing NFL mascots. No, seriously, we had such a good time, we can't wait to share it with you. Oh, and a bit trash talk about Brady, Packers (what the hell?!), and how we begin to get closer to the end of the season.

This episode is full of love. We share our adoration of Drew Brees and Saints who gave us the best game of the year. Maria makes surprising reveals and Ksenia is showing her trivia skills around Packers. Fangirling alert!

This season gave us no trades to discuss and the week was boring, but we still have something to say to Mr. Rodgers and Mr. Belichick. Oh, and Ksenia's favourite thing - uniforms! - get discussed in details. Play now!

In this episode, Ksenia finds herself in the enemy territory where two hardcore Patriots fans try to convince her to join their religious sect of Saint Bill. Maria breaks Ksenia's heart over pickles and our guest tells her best NFL story. Press play!

Maria is not upset with Pats (at least she says so), but Ksenia has a full-blown tantrum about Packers' performance (no comments). Trevor Lawrence has to change his name and leave the country because Jets are winless and all things being equal - what the hell is happening?