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Comic Keren Margolis and homosexual Tommy O'Malley are both power tops who co-host Unhireable, the biological child of the podcast Race Wars. Every week, Keren and Tommy talk to fellow smart attention seekers about the culture. You're welcome.

Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley


    • Jun 7, 2018 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 7m AVG DURATION
    • 79 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Unhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley

    #79 THE WORST w/ (redacted) & (redacted)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2018 61:27


    Beloved friends of the show, musical theater influencers (redacted) and (redacted), join us for 8 minutes of almost-conversation before getting triggered and leaving. Then join us for a chill 45 of wtf just happened! Are they THE WORST?? Are WE the worst? So far it's 2-2 us-them WORST. Make sure you @ us and break the tie!!

    #78 CANCELLED w/ @pels.pies

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2018 64:48


    Is America's batshit aunt Roseanne fucked forever after that dumb racist tweet? Is cancelling a human being a great idea or really fucking evil? Can Roseanne ever rebrand? Did we not see this coming from her ICONIC national anthem debacle? Do you cancel your family when they say dumb racist shit? And last but not least, is the real problem the cancelled or the CANCELLER? (Tommy & Keren argued about the spelling of "cancelled"; Keren won, but whose side are you on?)

    #77 REPARATIONS w/ Daddy Doug, Brandon Collins and Jabari Brisport

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2018 80:16


    Wtf happened on last week's Race Wars?? Is Milo an ANYHOLE™ or a NEVERHOLE™? Was he right about reparations? Is Trump gonna be a reparations president to spite literally everyone? Does it even matter if we don't fix our prisons? Daddy Doug, Brandon Collins and Jabari Brisport help us solve race and Milo but we do most of the work!!!

    #76 APOCALPYSE w/ Raanan Hershberg & Dani Zoldan

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2018 60:36


    Tommy is surrounded by JEWS (Dani Zoldan, owner of Stand Up NY and Raanan Hershberg, comic) and throws everyone into an Israel hole, blames them, and screams until they change the subject. Dani launched an online comedy class, and teaches us that a tight 5 means a short set and not your fisting hand. Is comedy is an apocalypse career? Is Trump is a global warming president? Was Raanan's first beej his best beej? In conclusion, HOLOCAUST!

    #75 WOLF w/ Keren & Tommy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2018 53:29


    ANYHOLE™ Michelle Wolf turned bombing in front of our nation's most annoying audience into the best part of her set and for that we offer up all of our holes. Also! Daddy Doug makes the case for not throwing people in the garbage, a Tiffany Maples Trump is a sex act, and lastly, the way a Jew screws Tommy is NOT the same as how Tommy screws a Jew!

    #74 DEFAULT YES w/ Keren & Tommy

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2018 67:24


    Are our minds as closed as our buttholes? Are we all a bunch of default no's? Will we ever get the Puritan stick out our asses? How come Kanye's cancelled but Mel Gibson isn't? How do we shame people the right amount when online shame shames on forever?

    #73 UNCLE GEORGEOUS w/ Marie Faustin And Sydnee Washington

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2018 74:56


    Friend emeritus of the show Lisa “Left Eye” Lopez gives us #arsongoals!! Plus, is #Beyoncé Queen Bey, or is she a capitalist (we refuse to say the C word about Queen Bey)

    #72 JONBENÉT MITZVAH w/ David Goldberg

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2018 83:14


    Time Out NY's David Goldberg once ranked us 11th out of 13 best pods, but that's because he misspelled 1! Can the New York market only sustain so many gays, queers and bitches? How many yaaaaassssses were torn from the lips of Ru Paul? Are true New Yorkers amphibians (hybrid switchy toppy bottoms)? There's only one way to find out!!! Tell us what you think @unhireableshow!

    #71 GOING FULL HOGG w/ “Doug”

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2018 67:30


    What silent billionaire money created the Parkland Spice Kids? And how are we co-creating them?? Listener and stable genius social policy researcher Doug brings it back to the real gun epidemic and how to make it change. @ us @unhireableshow!!

    #70 RISE OF THE ASSHOLE w/ Keren And Tommy

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2018 69:26


    School shootings are creating uncomfortable kid celebrities: agree or secretly agree?? Pls @ us. Research suggests that New Yorkers are lil Machiavelli sociopath narcissist cunts, but in a good way! It's science. PLUS Tommy is clearly a racist, and yet everyone agrees that Keren is a racist.

    #69 BEN RAPELISBERGER w/ Eli Sairs

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2018 51:08


    Heterosexual Eli Sairs is the champ! Tommy and Champ grew up under football supremacy, which is a kind of violence. Something's different about Keren, but what??? Everyone agrees that Oscars are gay football, and no one disagrees that fag don't sag

    #68 IT WAS MEANT TO (PLAN) B w/ Chrissie Mayr

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2018 80:01


    Pantsless friend of the show Chrissie Mayr's best abortion years are behind her! Some things are just meant to (Plan) B. Public fisting inspired Chrissie to do comedy, and alleged power bot-Tom Brady inspires everyone to get to fucking!

    #67 THERE'S NO “WE” IN ABORTION w/ Chandler

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2018 97:22


    Dear friend of the show Chandler had her FIRST abortion last week, accompanied by Keren. Keren is a hero and brave! SPOILER: everyone agrees that life starts at conception, and that abortion is murder

    #66 FRIENDS OF THE SHOW w/ Michael Zakaim

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2018 75:14


    Listener Michael Zakaim joins us at Tommy's home for a beautiful ep and now Tommy has to move. Tommy TIME'S UPs Top Chef season 1 winner Harold Dieterle and his former business partner Alicia Nosenzo, proud failed restaurant owners, for fucking their employees out of money but continuing to enjoy a life of luxury and retweets from Andy Cohen. All 3 are OF COURSE welcome on the show any time.

    #65 OLYMPIC TEA w/ Amini Fonua

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2018 80:11


    Amini is a FULL HALF TONGAN OLYMPIC ATHLETE y'all!!! DID YOU KNOW that Olympians are stressed out nerds who are NOT fucking??? In other news, Rose McGowan is both a mess and a friend of the show, and The Hillary is irl Tracy Flick.

    #64 RACE WAR w/ Von Decarlo, Jadon Woodard & Flip Bundlez

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2018 85:05


    It's all sperm jokes and contact high until Tommy kicks off a race war by screaming Trump at people. Are white people full of shit and excuses? Are black people too triggered? Are you TEAM WHITE or TEAM BLACK? Jk lol!! We're all on one team, and that's team LET'S FUCK.

    #63 POCKETS w/ Pockets Graham

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2018 62:01


    We watch the ICONIC State of the Union on mute, which is the only correct way to watch it. Pockets has had a #metoo life of crack and murder and currently manages a halfway house, which is a terrifying house full of felons. Keren and Pockets get into their roast battle; everyone makes a heartfelt wish to god. Amen.

    #62 CONTRARIANARCHIST w/ Michael Malice

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2018 72:48


    Michael is an anarchist, which means he doesn't believe in telling people what an anarchist is. Tommy bravely explains why his working legs refused to carry him into Night for Freedom while he and Michael have a dick-measuring contest (Keren won)

    #61 DROP DEAD GORGEOUS w/ Keren and Tommy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2018 69:41


    Remember the cruel, unwinnable 90s?? Remember when all clothes had 4 corners? Remember when Tori Spelling was so hot it upset people? Us neither!!!! We're sooooo young!!!!!

    #60 ME TOO SUPERSTARS w/ Keren and Tommy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2018 64:29


    Oprah wins Queen Bitch and Hillary is defeated!! Meanwhile, everyone's getting #metoo'd by #metoo, Tommy has crabs, and we rank the ME TOO SUPERSTARS of the Golden Globes. Who is YOUR #metoo breakout star of 2018? Tell us @unhireableshow!!!

    #59 WHO ARE YOU WHY ARE YOU HERE w/ Chris Scopo & Chen the Hat Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2018 70:04


    Trump's FAKE NEWS AWARDS are making everyone's year and it's only January 2!!!! We nominate us, and the lying failing media who fails!! It's an honor. Chen doesn't believe in not having herpes, and Scopo fucked a dead fish for a full year before deciding he prefers live fish. What kind of fish do you like to fuck?? Let us know @unhireableshow !

    #58 FILTHY PIG BOTTOM

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2017 63:38


    HAPPY NEW YEAR, CUNTS!!! Come kick it and blaze a fatty with us while we retrospazz over a year of FIRE ASS CONTENT and help our beloved producer Shelby transition from deep sea creature to amphibious land dweller in the new year. THANK YOU for a cunty, sexually abusive year, fam!!! Wishing you all a #metoo, #imwithher, #neverchelsea 2018!!!

    #57 RAPID FIRED w/ Andrew Manning

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2017 69:01


    Andrew Indian gave a double-ended dildo to his friend's mom and accidentally #metoo ‘d someone with it (it's not or is what you think); Tommy's cousin gave his aunt a wrapped dildo for her birthday; and our sweet Andrew legit started puberty 3 months ago!!! Mazal tov Andrew!!! Merry Christmas and a dope ass Hannukah!!!

    #56 BLOWJOB GILLIBRAND w/ Keren & Tommy

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2017 64:27


    Marry/fuck/kill: Roy Moore, Roy Moore's wife, and Roy Moore's Jew lawyer; #metoo is ASLEEP on the Afflecks; Anderson Cooper is a cunt; Keren discovers that the B in plan B stands for Bortion

    #55 #METOO w/ Keren And Tommy

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2017 69:28


    Tommy describes his #metoo and says everybody fucking relax; vape™ (vague rape) is when you don't say rape but everyone knows what you mean; who (living) would you take down with a #metoo if you got #metoo'd? Asking for a friend. ;)

    #54 CUMCAST w/ Nick Mullen

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2017 69:56


    Happy Thanksgiving! WE'RE BACK!!! Nick is balls deep in crypto; everyone knows that Hollywood is a boy-fucking AIDS opera; Charlie Sheen is so horrible that he looped back to hilarious; marry fuck kill is HELLA marry fuck killy this week!!!

    #53 FIRST LADY OF VICE w/ Keren & Tommy

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2017 65:32


    Keren and Tommy spill mad tea on last week's TBS live show for NY Comedy Fest, including ALLEGEDLY weed cookies allegedly, the alleged packed house, and alleged GOATs Mehran Khaghani and Krystyna Hutchinson, allegedly

    #52 UNHIREABLE x NY COMEDY FEST w/ Krystyna Hutchinson & Mehran Khaghani

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2017 50:53


    Unhireable goes LIVE for the Fest!! Louis C.K. is a dongle diddler, but is he really a Weinstein? Tommy gets his property stolen LIVE, and Mehran proves that some sluts should be shamed. Special thanks to NY Comedy Festival and everyone who came out to throw down!!!

    #51 HAPPY ANNIHALLOTERRORISM!! w/ Keren & Tommy

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2017 61:38


    Today is ALMOST our anniversary AND it's Halloween AND that psycho just murdered joggers on the West Side Highway, because no good exercise goes unpunished. Ya girls get into a fight* about whether terrorism makes you a bad person, and as always, Keren wins*. *not really!! *but yes.

    #50 SOLOSODE w/ Tommy and Keren

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2017 68:31


    Everything feels like a dream and not real. Just us?? Trump is the first post-9/11 president; his son is an unrisen yeast monster; Keren learns about football; people continue to not give two shits about Bryan Singer.

    #49 THE VEGAN BROWNIE OF MOLLY w/ Joel Kim Booster

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2017 69:06


    Don't die of shock, but Joel and Tommy got into a gay twitter beef; Joel says the live-action Beauty and the Beast was better than the animation bc PLAGUE; Tommy suffers the least bc he is a cis white male; everyone suffers more than Tommy.

    #48 RISK! w/ Kevin Allison

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2017 85:46


    Kevin hosts RISK!, a storytelling show based on Keren and Tommy's obnoxious personalities; Kevin spills a never-before-told and creepy af story about personally waiting on Harvey Weinstein; lying in Risks is not only ok, it's lowkey necessary; Kevin went to kink camp and discovered that "pansexual" just means greedy.

    #47 BEIGE DR. PHIL w/ Dante Nero

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2017 81:19


    Everyone on the show has fucked between 6 and 2000 people; Donald Trump's problem is he's not a benevolent king; tiki torchers are mediocre entitled betas who don't try; in relationships, someone has to be the man?

    #46 FREE SPEECH w/ Tyler Coates

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2017 62:21


    Tyler says a swastika maybe shouldn't be protected speech, and neither should the Game of Thrones guys' new show about black slavery still being a thing in America; everyone yells about whether it's racist to not wanna hear a white person blorble on about race; if everything's crazy, then nothing's crazy (but everything is crazy tho).

    #45 JOINT TURDUCKEN w/ Chrissie Mayr and Cookiepuss

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2017 72:53


    Cookiepuss moved mad weed at NYU, a marriage pedigree school that Keren and Cookie are the losers of; everyone but Chrissie is a felon; Sean Spicer hasn't finished his time out: agree or very agree? An ACTUAL DRUG DEAL happens FOR DRUGS, and fuck/marry/kill with present company gets fucking real!!!!

    #44 USAMA BIN LAUGHIN w/ Usama Siddiquee

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2017 72:00


    Usama is an obvious 9/11 baby; Tommy and Usamy have crazy chemistry; Usama testifies to Keren's horrific onstage shit-eating; everyone agrees that Kid Rock the politician is the best thing that ever happened and also the end of the world.

    #43 DIVAS w/ Les Fabian Brathwaite

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2017 68:19


    Keren gets (trigger warning) brutally outfagged; Lester got sashayed and chasséed TWICE by RU PAUL!!! This is a big fucking deal. Tommy points the finger at some STUNT ASS BITCHES, but four fingers point back at us.

    #42 BONUS JONUS w/ Lacretta

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2017 74:12


    This week we bring you bonus FIRST bc the world is backwards and upside down (tbh the original ep we recorded was too musical theater faggy so that's on Patreon.com/unhireable). This ep: Singy Broadway prude Lacretta (no last name) balls out hates jizz and has a master's degree in vocal pedagogy (which only sounds like a kind of felony). Tommy doesn't not love the smell of homeless (relateable!); everyone knows that if you don't smell like (trigger warning) pussy after a workout, it's high key time to move your body before it turns into an unused raisin.

    #41 UR POLITICS R ANNOYING w/ Sarah York

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2017 62:11


    Trigger warning: blah politics blah annoying blah white people. Former asexual Sarah dykes up the pod, Tommy whitesplains why white people are afraid to talk to black people, and Keren racistly argues that everyone can be and is be a racist.

    #40 HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHERROD w Keren & Tommy

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2017 62:45


    It's Sherrod's birthday!! To celebrate, his white children podcast without him! We love you, black dad!! Today is also Kurt and Tommy's two year anniversary of fighting as strangers online! We check in after Charlottesville, Tommy insists that Jews and blacks hate each other despite being neither, and lastly, Rapid Fired is the window to the gross little soul.

    #39 WOODY SEZ w/ David Lutken

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2017 77:55


    David breaks down Woody "This Land Is Your Land" Guthrie (dead white Commie bastard ANYHOLE™ with a Klan ass dad) and his poems about not being a piece of shit for 2 seconds; Donald Trump descended from heaven in the 1980s to give David career advice; Woody Guthrie wrote a song about Trump's dad and it's a hot ass banger.

    #38 GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM w/ G2G Tommy & White Keren

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2017 56:00


    Tommy & Keren are over news, over Trump, over Green, over Jews, over holes, over outrage; Tommy & Keren are into stunt ass bitches (hi hello what's up Chadwick Moore come on our show)and still balls out obsessed w all of u (no homo).

    #37 ENEMY OF THE SHOW w/ Erick Hellwig

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2017 65:52


    Finally, three brave white people (depends what you mean by "white," depends what you mean by "people") talk about whiteness, race, reparations, and being white.

    #36 EDUCATED BLACK MAN w/ Akeem Browder & Anthony Beckford

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2017 75:10


    Akeem and Anthony, both running for public office, talk #shutdownrikers, The Kalief Browder Foundation and cop-watching; everyone agrees that Keren is a racist.

    #35 TRUMP TURN UP w/ Jake Hart

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2017 67:30


    Everyone makes Trump noises, but only Keren has the BALLS to call him the best president of our generation; Jake would't fuck Jenna Jameson, but this is a lie.

    #34 TURNCOAT HOMOSEXUALS w/ Mehran Khaghani

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2017 81:16


    Mehran and Tommy discover that they're the same messy faggot; Mehran scolds Keren and Tommy for knowing nothing about him, but showed up here without even bothering to learn that they know nothing about ANYTHING, so joke's on you, MEHRAN. Thanks for listening!! Don't forget to follow us @UNHIREABLESHOW on Twitty and Insty, subscribe, and rate us on iTunes. ;)

    #33 A$$holes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2017 66:37


    Tommy's a$$hole doctor is an a$$hole but also Tommy is an a$$hole and could stand to be less of an a$$hole. White Keren is not white in Sweden and it triggers and disturbs her.

    #32 NETFLIX AND JILL w/ Chrissie Mayr

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2017 62:18


    Comic and genuine halfsie Chrissie Mayr explains why she voted Chill Jill, why she fucks chicks, why Long Island, and marry/fuck/kill Chelsea/Jill's hot son/Jill's gross son.

    #31 FAGGOT w/ Matteo Lane

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2017 85:13


    It's PRIIIIIIIDE MONTH!!!! You better believe we got comedy homegirl Matteo Fucking Lane to come fag out with us. Listen and you're welcome as Matteo does Liza, Cher, AND Chazzy, explains gays, explains comedy, does a sick Evan Williams, and fucks with probably the most rapid, most fired Rapid Fired EVER. Then he apologizes for being a garbage guest and we graciously forgive him.

    #30 4 JEWS AND A QUEEN w/ Yehuda Meiteles Etc

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2017 62:34


    We pretty much solved Israel, and we're good on that for a while. Yehuda literally makes everyone cum with his Jew ramblings about fucking. Marry fuck kill forces gayness on the unwilling. That's a wrap on Israel!!! Thank you Israel.

    #29 MAKE AMERICA RELATE AGAIN w/ Samia Mounts & Kurt Metzger

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2017 60:03


    Samia talks to lady Trump voters on her new pod and thinks pro-lifers can totally come around. Keren disagrees but could stand to be less of a cunt. Tommy fags out because Samia's a high belter, and Kurt shows up an hour late but stays for da sick bonus.

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