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In this edition of Musical Theatre Book Club, Barrie and the gang (@z_alfano! @zachsgotlife!) chat about the 1998 Flaherty and Ahrens musical Ragtime, based on the book by EL Doctorow. Topics of discussion include Lea Michele traumatizing people into quitting theatre, Zach's American Idol audition, the nature of bootlegs, Julie Taymor, and funeral bangers.  Our inconsistent Instagram presences can be found at @nicheandunclear, @barriejoyyy, @z_alfano, and @zachsgotlife @broadwaybookworm. Subscribe to Niche and Unclear, as well as The Two Cousins Podcast, on Audioboom, or wherever you find your podcasts. Intro/Outro: Shark Under a Tarpaulin by Exquisite Frosting Penmanship (https://tinyurl.com/y5wepx75) Licensed under Creative Commons

Our inconsistent Instagram presences can be found at @nicheandunclear, @barriejoyyy, @potandpups,@magnetsandghouls,@cosmostinwaynelynn, and @z_alfano.  You can find the Two Cousins Podcast at @thetwocousinspodcast or anywhere podcasts are found. For bonus content, listen to #Tony's edit of this episode here (https://tinyurl.com/yysxsoy6) . Subscribe to our feed here (https://audioboom.com/channels/5034908) or by searching for Niche and Unclear on your favorite podcast platform. Intro/Outro: Shark Under a Tarpaulin by Exquisite Frosting Penmanship (https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Exquisite_Frosting_Penmanship/Transistor_Rodeo/Exquisite_Frosting_Penmanship_-_Transistor_Rodeo_EP_-_06_Shark_Under_A_Tarpaulin) Licensed under Creative Commons

Let's talk about body horror, baaaaby! This week we watched the David Cronenberg traumatic masterpiece The Fly (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091064/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0) , and wow wow wowee it was upsetting! (Spoiler alert: we loved it.) Tangents include seasonal films and the appropriate length for Halloween, media figures we're embarrassed to love, Jesse Eisenberg, and celebrities using Groupon. Other movies mentioned in this episode: The Trial of the Chicago 7, (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1070874/) Cursed (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0257516/) , In the Mouth of Madness (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113409/) , Ghosts of Mars (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0228333/) , Halloween (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077651/) , The Thing (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084787/) , Mamma Mia 2: Here We Go Again (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6911608/) , Big Trouble in Little China (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090728/) , Hot Fuzz (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425112/) , Escape From New York (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082340/) Strains smoked this week: Lemon Thai by Giant, Super Silver Lemon Haze by Bondi Farms (http://www.bondifarms.com/) Our inconsistent Instagram presences can be found at @nicheandunclear (https://www.instagram.com/nicheandunclear/) , @barriejoyyy (https://www.instagram.com/barriejoyyy/) , @potandpups (https://www.instagram.com/potandpups/) , @magnetsandghouls (https://www.instagram.com/magnetsandghouls/) , and @cosmostinwaynelynn (https://www.instagram.com/cosmostinwaynelynn/) . Subscribe to our feed here (https://audioboom.com/channels/5034908) or by searching for Niche and Unclear on your favorite podcast platform. Intro/Outro: Shark Under a Tarpaulin by Exquisite Frosting Penmanship (https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Exquisite_Frosting_Penmanship/Transistor_Rodeo/Exquisite_Frosting_Penmanship_-_Transistor_Rodeo_EP_-_06_Shark_Under_A_Tarpaulin) Licensed under Creative Commons

This week, we tried unsuccessfully for several hours to record an episode about Michael Dougherty's ABSOLUTE CLASSIC 2007 film Trick 'r Treat (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0862856/) , and by the time we got our tech problems sorted we were too relieved to stay on task. So instead, please enjoy this hour long tangent. Topics of discussion include OnlyFans, Parks and Recreation, celebrities on Youtube, various iconic horror movies, and the upsetting extent to which caring about musical theatre is baked into our personalities. Next week, we'll (hopefully) be back on the October Movies train with David Cronenberg's The Fly (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091064/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0) . Also: Zorp is dead. Long live Zorp. Strain smoked this episode: Mac & Cheese  by Lazy Bee Gardens (http://lazybeegardens.com/) Our inconsistent Instagram presences can be found at @nicheandunclear (https://www.instagram.com/nicheandunclear/) , @barriejoyyy (https://www.instagram.com/barriejoyyy/) , @potandpups (https://www.instagram.com/potandpups/) , and @magnetsandghouls (https://www.instagram.com/magnetsandghouls/) . Subscribe to our feed at https://audioboom.com/channels/5034908 or by searching for Niche and Unclear on your favorite podcast platform. Intro/Outro: Shark Under a Tarpaulin by Exquisite Frosting Penmanship (https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Exquisite_Frosting_Penmanship/Transistor_Rodeo/Exquisite_Frosting_Penmanship_-_Transistor_Rodeo_EP_-_06_Shark_Under_A_Tarpaulin) Licensed under Creative Commons

Here Lies Love! Digestive Issues! Friendship! Etc! Our inconsistent Instagram presences can be found at @nicheandunclear (https://www.instagram.com/nicheandunclear/) , @barriejoyyy (https://www.instagram.com/barriejoyyy/) , @potandpups (https://www.instagram.com/potandpups/) , and @magnetsandghouls (https://www.instagram.com/magnetsandghouls/) . Subscribe to our feed at https://audioboom.com/channels/5034908 or by searching for Niche and Unclear on your favorite podcast platform. Intro/Outro: Shark Under a Tarpaulin by Exquisite Frosting Penmanship (https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Exquisite_Frosting_Penmanship/Transistor_Rodeo/Exquisite_Frosting_Penmanship_-_Transistor_Rodeo_EP_-_06_Shark_Under_A_Tarpaulin) Licensed under Creative Commons

We continue on this week in our self-imposed prison of Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals, this time joined by International Delight Frances Koncan. Perhaps break out the party drugs for this one, because we are covering the compilation of atonal "music" known as Love Never Dies, which may or may not be a sequel to The Phantom of the Opera (hint: it absolutely is). Topics of discussion include Christine's child, who is absolutely identical to Damien from The Omen, as well as Raoul's sperm count, justice for the people who play Christine, and celebrity dick sizes. Tangents include Starlight Express, Trisha Paytas, and the ever-pressing question: "Are Jellicle Cats small, or are they of moderate size?" Our Instagram presences can be found at @nicheandunclear (https://www.instagram.com/nicheandunclear/) , @barriejoyyy (https://www.instagram.com/barriejoyyy/) , @potandpups (https://www.instagram.com/potandpups/) , @magnetsandghouls (https://www.instagram.com/magnetsandghouls/) , and @franceskoncan (https://www.instagram.com/franceskoncan/) .  Subscribe to our feed at https://audioboom.com/channels/5034908 or by searching for Niche and Unclear on your favorite podcast platform. Intro/Outro: Shark Under a Tarpaulin by Exquisite Frosting Penmanship (https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Exquisite_Frosting_Penmanship/Transistor_Rodeo/Exquisite_Frosting_Penmanship_-_Transistor_Rodeo_EP_-_06_Shark_Under_A_Tarpaulin) Licensed under Creative Commons

This week we are once again joined by Actual Dream Man Justin Wayne Lynn to break down the absolute buffoonery of the 2004 Joel Schumacher abomination The Phantom of the Opera. Topics of discussion include fanfiction, the dangers of capitalism, aggressive wigging, voice doubles, and parkour. Tangents include uncomfortable celebrity interactions, Guess That Elphaba, and Rent.  Strains smoked this episode: Black Cherry by Elevation, Glucifer by Cowlitz Gold  Our inconsistent Instagram presences can be found at @nicheandunclear, (https://www.instagram.com/nicheandunclear/) @barriejoyyy (https://www.instagram.com/barriejoyyy/) , @potandpups (https://www.instagram.com/potandpups/) , @magnetsandghouls (https://www.instagram.com/magnetsandghouls/) , and @cosmostinwaynelynn (https://www.instagram.com/cosmostinwaynelynn/) .  Subscribe to our feed at https://audioboom.com/channels/5034908 or by searching for Niche and Unclear on your favorite podcast plaform. Strains smoked this week: Lemon Thai by Giant, Super Silver Lemon Haze by Bondi Farms Intro/Outro: Shark Under a Tarpaulin by Exquisite Frosting Penmanship (https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Exquisite_Frosting_Penmanship/Transistor_Rodeo/ (https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Exquisite_Frosting_Penmanship/Transistor_Rodeo/Exquisite_Frosting_Penmanship_-_Transistor_Rodeo_EP_-_06_Shark_Under_A_Tarpaulin)

This week we are once again joined by Actual Dream Man Justin Wayne Lynn to break down the absolute buffoonery of the 2004 Joel Schumacher abomination The Phantom of the Opera. Topics of discussion include fanfiction, the dangers of capitalism, aggressive wigging, voice doubles, and parkour. Tangents include uncomfortable celebrity interactions, Guess That Elphaba, and Rent.   Strains smoked this episode: Black Cherry by Elevation, Glucifer by Cowlitz Gold   Find us on Instagram @nicheandunclear, and subscribe to our new feed at nicheandunclearpodcast.podbean.com or by searching Niche and Unclear Podcast on your favorite podcast platform.

We meant to record a short PSA about our podcast feed, and then we couldn't stop tangenting and talked for 90 minutes! You're welcome. Topics include manual strangulation, the camera work on The Sopranos, Pop Tarts, Norm Lewis, birds, and how hot Justin is.  Strains smoked this episode: Black Cherry by Elevation, Glucifer by Cowlitz Gold Our inconsistent Instagram presences can be found at @nicheandunclear (https://www.instagram.com/nicheandunclear/) , @barriejoyyy (https://www.instagram.com/barriejoyyy/) , @potandpups (https://www.instagram.com/potandpups/) , @magnetsandghouls (https://www.instagram.com/magnetsandghouls/) , and @cosmostinwaynelynn (https://www.instagram.com/cosmostinwaynelynn/) .  Subscribe to our feed at https://audioboom.com/channels/5034908 or by searching for Niche and Unclear on your favorite podcast platform. Intro/Outro: Shark Under a Tarpaulin by Exquisite Frosting Penmanship (https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Exquisite_Frosting_Penmanship/Transistor_Rodeo/Exquisite_Frosting_Penmanship_-_Transistor_Rodeo_EP_-_06_Shark_Under_A_Tarpaulin) Licensed under Creative Commons

We meant to record a short PSA about our podcast feed, and then we couldn't stop tangenting and talked for 90 minutes! You're welcome. Topics include manual strangulation, the camera work on The Sopranos, Pop Tarts, Norm Lewis, birds, and how hot Justin is.   Strains smoked this episode: Black Cherry by Elevation, Glucifer by Cowlitz Gold   Find us on Instagram @nicheandunclear, and subscribe to our new feed at nicheandunclearpodcast.podbean.com or by searing Niche and Unclear Podcast on your favorite podcast platform.

An extremely stream-of-consciousness conversation between Kali and Barrie. We talk noise cancelling headphones, peeing in midtown Manhattan, Kali's childhood, Barrie's period, New Jersey, and the future of the podcast. Theatre-related rants include opening numbers, the chronology of Sondheim musicals, the worst shows we've ever seen, National Treasure Danny Burstein, and our inability to go an hour without mentioning Ragtime. Strain smoked this episode: Black Cherry by Elevation Our inconsistent Instagram presences can be found at @nicheandunclear (https://www.instagram.com/nicheandunclear/) , @barriejoyyy (https://www.instagram.com/barriejoyyy/) and @magnetsandghouls (https://www.instagram.com/magnetsandghouls/) . Evan can be found @potandpups (https://www.instagram.com/potandpups/) . Subscribe to our feed at https://audioboom.com/channels/5034908 or by searching for Niche and Unclear on your favorite podcast platform. Intro/Outro: Shark Under a Tarpaulin by Exquisite Frosting Penmanship (https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Exquisite_Frosting_Penmanship/Transistor_Rodeo/ (https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Exquisite_Frosting_Penmanship/Transistor_Rodeo/Exquisite_Frosting_Penmanship_-_Transistor_Rodeo_EP_-_06_Shark_Under_A_Tarpaulin)

Kali and Barrie are joined by shining star Zach Sherman (@broadwaybookworm (https://www.instagram.com/broadwaybookworm/) , @zachsgotlife) (https://www.instagram.com/zachsgotlife/) , to talk about Carrie the musical. Highlights include designing a show on a wrong assumption, spitting on audience members, Kali's uncharacteristic love for Derek Klena, the science behind periods, our favorite ensemble members, and Barrie's upcoming podcast with #Tony (@z_alfano (https://www.instagram.com/z_alfano/) ). Our inconsistent Instagram presences can be found at @nicheandunclear (https://www.instagram.com/nicheandunclear/) , @barriejoyyy (https://www.instagram.com/barriejoyyy/) , and @magnetsandghouls (https://www.instagram.com/magnetsandghouls/) . Evan can be found @potandpups (https://www.instagram.com/potandpups/) .  Subscribe to our feed at https://audioboom.com/channels/5034908 or by searching for Niche and Unclear on your favorite podcast platform. Intro/Outro: Shark Under a Tarpaulin by Exquisite Frosting Penmanship (https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Exquisite_Frosting_Penmanship/Transistor_Rodeo/Exquisite_Frosting_Penmanship_-_Transistor_Rodeo_EP_-_06_Shark_Under_A_Tarpaulin) Licensed under Creative Commons

The ultimate tangent episode. Topics include Xanadu, the 2015 City Center production of William Finn's A New Brain, Jeremy Morse's perfect voice, Catfish: The TV Show, the b-plot in Ragtime, and McKamey Manor.   Strain smoked this episode: White #2 by Elevation

Barrie's first time podcasting with Kali and Evan, an historic day which changed the game for all of us. Highlights include inconsistent spatial awareness, opposable thumbs, Jason Derulo putting in the time, the use of actual magic, fat shaming, and the Jellicle Choice.   Strain smoked this episode: White #2 by Elevation

"What are we going to talk about every week? That's super unclear, but we can promise it's going to be very niche." An extremely stream-of-consciousness conversation between Kali and Barrie. We talk noise cancelling headphones, peeing in midtown Manhattan, Kali's childhood, Barrie's period, New Jersey, and the future of the podcast.Theatre-related rants include opening numbers, the chronology of Sondheim musicals, the worst shows we've ever seen, National Treasure Danny Burstein, and our inability to go an hour without mentioning Ragtime.   Strain smoked this episode: Black Cherry by Elevation   New socials for our next chapter! (Separate feed coming soon.) Follow us on Instagram @nicheandunclear, or email us at nicheandunclearpodcast@gmail.com.

This week, Kali and Barrie are joined by shining star Zach Sherman (@broadwaybookworm, @zachsgotlife), to talk about Carrie the musical. Highlights include designing a show on a wrong assumption, spitting on audience members, Kali's uncharacteristic love for Derek Klena, the science behind periods, our favorite ensemble members, and Barrie's upcoming podcast with #Tony (@z_alfano).   Strains smoked this episode: Black Cherry by Elevation, Gelato by Jetty Extracts   Find us on Facebook at Vanderpod Rules, Instagram @disgustingtruck, or email us at disgustingtruck@gmail.com.

The ultimate tangent episode. Topics include Xanadu, the 2015 City Center production of William Finn's A New Brain, Jeremy Morse's perfect voice, Catfish: The TV Show, the b-plot in Ragtime, and McKamey Manor.   Strain smoked this episode: White #2 by Elevation   Find us on Facebook at Vanderpod Rules, Instagram @disgustingtruck, or email us at disgustingtruck@gmail.com.

This week, beautiful tropical fish/Cats enthusiast  Barrie Meisner (@barriejoyyy) joins us via Google Hangouts to break down the 2019 major motion picture experience that is Tom Hooper's Cats. We discuss our personal history with the musical as well as the filmmakers' inconsistent spatial awareness, fundamental misunderstanding of what cats are, and absolutely incomprehensible casting choices. We also talk opposable thumbs, Jason Derulo putting in the time, the use of actual magic, fat shaming, and the Jellicle Choice.   Tangents include Lin-Manuel Miranda, A Clockwork Orange, our useless college degrees, Alfred Hitchcock, the show Friends, and several other, better musicals including Jesus Christ Superstar, Tommy, Side Show, Tarzan, and School of Rock.   Strain smoked this episode: White #2 by Elevation   Find us on Facebook at Vanderpod Rules, Instagram @disgustingtruck, or email us at disgustingtruck@gmail.com.  

So, wow. We're back to discuss truly the most underwhelming Bravo reunion in history. Highlights include Jax's neckbeard, Lala's outfit, Scheana making pancakes, everyone being nice to Raquel, and some genuinely satisfying apologies. In unsurprising news: we're still over Brittany, Katie's the hottest person alive, and Tom Sandoval makes some extremely valid points in the most extra way possible. Tangents include Kevin James/Smith/Hart, season two of The Order, and season five of 90 Day Fiance.   Strains smoked this episode: Ogre OG by Dab Dudes, Summer Sangria by Lifted Cannabis, MAC by Tranquil Forest

Evan is comin' at ya hot this week, talking about James and Raquel's journey, and how Jax and Brittany could learn a thing or two.  Evan recorded this episode mostly in the closet recording studio at their house, but couldn't be assed to get up while editing and recorded inserts directly onto the computer, thus, a few sections sound echo-y. Apologies for that.    Most importantly: BLM and ACAB. Please check out https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/    Strains smoke this episode: Ex's Gift by Western Cultured   Find us on Facebook at Vanderpump Rules, on Instagram @disgustingtruck or email us at disgustingtruck@gmail.com

Damn, y'all. We love some previously unaired footage, and there is so much talk about threesomes in this episode. Just. So many threesomes.  Also, Katie and Schwartz have a very stonery date night (we LOVE to see it!), Jax is confused about what parenting entails, neither Scheana nor Stassi understand the logistics of group sex, and we meet a less cute version of Brett (also named Brett). Later, Charli continues to be a blight on humanity, Raquel grows as a server, and Ariana continues to be the hottest person wherever she is.  Other topics of discussion include EVAN'S CHONKY NEW NEPHEW, our favorite ways to smoke weed, and our misplaced sense of allegiance to the cast of Friends.    Strain smoked this week: Triple Chocolate Chip by Okanogan Gold    Find us on Facebook at Vanderpod Rules, Instagram @disgustingtruck, or email us at disgustingtruck@gmail.com.

We made it through the season, y'all! Roll up a fat joint of your favorite feel-good strain and LET'S TALK ABOUT JAMES, BAAABY! This season finale includes some iconic flashbacks, an incredibly touching scene between James and his mother (WHO IS ALSO SOBER!), and a nightmare visit from Baby Scheana, who is herself a nightmare.Later at TomTom, Kali empathizes with Danica, the gang attempts to squash their beefs, Sandoval establishes some boundaries, and Lisa gives Jax a much-needed ass kicking.  Strain smoked this episode: Super Blue Dream by Kaidro, mystery strain by Hi Guys   Find us on Facebook at Vanderpod Rules, Instagram @disgustingtruck, or email us at disgustingtruck@gmail.com

This week, we discuss dueling pool parties, Brittany's misplaced aggression, Jax's self-destructive tendencies, some delightfully shady editing, and the ways in which Max and Brett somehow continue to get worse. Stassi and Beau continue to be very cute and good, and Katie is stoned out of her goddamn mind (we LOVE to see it)! Later, Evan treats us to a DBT corner to talk about emotional crisis survival skills, we celebrate James for the third week in a row, and we continue to stan an unfurnished home.   Strains smoked this episode: Dutch Treat by Columbia Naturals, Cereal Milk by Kush Brothers   Find us on Facebook at Vanderpod Rules, Instagram @disgustingtruck, or email us at disgustingtruck@gmail.com.

Grab your bong and come along as we discuss "Mercury in Gatorade," an episode full of quotables and rage texts. Scheana releases a new music video (which is pretty much exactly what you'd expect it to be), Sandoval is better than Jax, and Brett attempts to unseat Charli as Least Interesting Cast Member by introducing a storyline about his hair. James and Raquel fill our cold dead hearts with joy (pink cutlery! kitchen pep talks!), and Lisa gives James a thousandth chance. Later, Max hosts a well-intentioned but poorly planned event, Scheana brings enough string cheese for the whole group (bless her), and we get some context for Jax's shitty behavior. We also discuss doing things "for science," the hierarchy of string cheese, the prospect of an autumnal season of Vanderpump Rules, and we stan Ariana and Sandoval's unfurnished house.   Strains smoked this episode: Coastal Fog by Elevation, Strawberry Banana by Lazy Bee   Find us on Facebook at Vanderpod Rules, Instagram @disgustingtruck, or email us at disgustingtruck@gmail.com.

Y'all, this episode was truly a dream! We are so excited about James' sobriety! And the perfect amount of time is devoted to Stassi and Beau getting engaged! Evan cried! Schwartz is finally his best self, and Brittany is cartoonishly envious of the engagement party at Villa Rosa. Later, the staff of Sur goes head to head in a softball game against a smattering of Tom Tom employees, and their spouses, and James Kennedy (who continues to fucking kill it, by the way). Ariana breaks her face, but manages to remain the most graceful person on the show.   Strain smoked this episode: Coastal Fog by Elevation, It's Gelato by Cannavore     Find us on Facebook at Vanderpod Rules, Instagram @disgustingtruck, or email us at disgustingtruck@gmail.com.

It's a double episode! First we touch on everything that mattered last week: Brett actually tried to have a semi-adult conversation with Max, Katie and Schwartz got married...again, and (perhaps most notably) Raquel is gettin' good dick, which we applaud! This week, Scheana continues to be the wildest gift giver and the messiest human, but surprisingly we find ourselves rooting for her all the same. We also discuss the core cast's pregnancy pact and contemplate the absolute horrorshow that would be. Later, James does a good job, Evan offers an unexpected solution to Peter's Hair Problem (tm), and the ill-advised Witches of Weho wine night goes just about as well as you'd expect. We also dive into everyone's astrological charts, with mostly unsurprising results.   Strains smoked this episode: Coastal Fog by Elevation / Lemon OG by Hi Guys

We may be a Vanderpump Rules podcast, but this week Real Housewives of New York brings most of the highlights. From Dorinda's haircut, the sexual tension between Leah and Tinsley, our inexplicable sense of allegiance to Luann, NY is bringing the joy that Vanderpump is not. We also discuss how restaurant closures in NYC affect the city's overall worth (RIP Piece of Chicken). Later, we lament Scheana's continued struggle to....well, do anything. We also offer Tom Shchwartz some words of tough love, and discuss the continued astrological complexities of Kristen's relationships.  Also, Raquel is THRIVING in this episode, which we...love to see? I guess? The Wee Pirate Peter remains incredibly distressing, and Brett remains atrocious at dates, this time at the expense of Dayna. Next week, we look forward to the possibility of watching a proposal we already saw on Instagram (although let's be real, we're going to love it).    Strains smoked this episode: God's Gift by Elevation and Jack 28 by Elevation 

This week Evan and Kali take to Zoom once again to discuss the turning point of our relationship to Raquel, praise the Toms' unique gift-giving abilities, and of course, to ask: does anyone on Vanderpump Rules know what a prank is? While attempting to celebrate Jax's birthday, Tom Sandoval manages to mostly just create yard work, Max is irritatingly and inexplicably present, and Randall (perhaps predictably) doesn’t understand how triggering cops can be. Lighter topics of conversation include our towel and fabric preferences, the appropriate way to incorporate Scheana Marie into your YouTube content, Kali's ideal Build-a-Bear scenario, and Brittany's cute jumpsuit. We also speculate where “on the East Coast” Scheana has performed, confuse an 80s theme for an 80th birthday, and we’re looking for anyone who can make custom rubber masks (unrelated).    Strains smoked this episode: God's Gift by Elevation, Jack 28 by Elevation    Find us on Facebook at Vanderpod Rules, Instagram @disgustingtruck, or email us at disgustingtruck@gmail.com. Visit https://www.leveler.com/info for peer-to-peer wealth redistribution     

This week it's Corona Rules while we record remotely with National Treasure Madelaine Figueroa (@madfigz). We all agree that Brian Moylan deserves a Pulitzer and the editors at Evolution Media deserve an Emmy.  In this episode, Kali goes on a semi-inspirational rant about people on the show and off fundamentally misunderstanding scenes (and tweets), while Evan fills us in on the latest from Trisha Paytas. Later, we discuss Raquel and Lala, and Kali speculates as to whether she herself is, at heart, a true idiot.    Find peer to peer wealth distribution at leveler.info.   Strains smoked this episode: God's Gift by Elevation, Super Silver Lemon Haze by Bondi Farms

Welcome to Vanderpod Rules, Quarantine Edition! Although neither of us particularly enjoyed this episode, we are over-fucking-joyed that Jax and Brittany are finally married and now we can all move on with our lives. Highlights from the wedding include Carter being atrocious while Kristen does a surprisingly good job of holding her ground...sort of, Tom Schwartz giving the wildest Best Man toast in history, Tom Sandoval providing high quality tampons for bridesmaids (ya LOVE to see it!), and a disturbing and infuriating lack of donut-box-fight footage. Back in LA, the SUR girls continue to be a solid support system for Raquel, Dayna ignores good advice, Danica is very flippant about a DUI, Valissa is the new Logan, and Kali loses the will to live. Also, Stassi and Beau are very cute, Kali is still very excited about The Sopranos, and we send out a message of love and gratitude to Tony Hale.   Strain smoked this episode: Blueberry by Elevation     Find us on Facebook at Vanderpump Rules, Instagram @disgustingtruck, or email us at disgustingtruck@gmail.com.

Raise your glasses high and light up your favorite pre-roll, because somehow this wedding STILL! ISN'T! OVER! and we are ready to discuss the absolutely laughable concept of "Jax's Last Hurrah." Over the course of this episode (which is exactly like the musical RENT), Brittany takes too much on, Dayna comes to her senses, Max is an absolute waste of oxygen, and Kristen continues to fundamentally misunderstand what is going on around her. Other topics of discussion include our incredible new candle from @TheEternalFlameCandles, Mark Wahlberg's daily schedule, and our favorite episodes of How Did This Get Made. Stay tuned through the end for tips on getting the smoothest, most even smoke out of your pre-rolled joint.   Strains smoked this episode: Super Silver Lemon Haze by Bondi Farms Dutch Treat by Western Cultured   Find us on Facebook at Vanderpump Rules, Instagram @disgustingtruck, or email us at disgustingtruck@gmail.com.

This week, we are coming at you from a parked car to talk about Tom Sandoval being re-invited to his best friend's wedding, Raquel's surprisingly strong support system of SUR employees, and a handful of qualities we like about Scheana. Later, Katie finally speaks the truth that no one gives a single fuck about Carter, Lance Bass embarrasses himself of national television, both Danica and Charli have brief moments of redemption, and Brett's behavior continues to confirm that he should be turned into compost. There is also a disappointing lack of Randall Emmett in this episode, in case anyone was wondering.   Strain smoked this episode: Dutch Treat by Western Cultured   Find us on Facebook at Vanderpump Rules, Instagram @disgustingtruck, or email us at disgustingtruck@gmail.com. Get tickets for The Angel in the House at cafenordo.com/now-playing

Settle in for a special late-night (aka extra delusional) episode of Vanderpod! Evan and Kali sat down after Evan got off work this week to talk about the continued fallout from Peter's birthday, whether the Big Comfy Couch made us gay, and how deeply uninteresting we find both Brett and Charli. Other topics this week include a super cute lizard with an inexplicable name, Tom Sandoval's lack of chill on WWHL with Adam Pally, and some surprisingly great one-liners from the cast. Finally, we aim to describe the wonderful energy of Lala's fiancé, and the closest we get is "Randall Emmett's Bulldog Party."   Strain smoked this episode: Blueberry by Elevation Find us on Facebook at Vanderpump Rules, Instagram @disgustingtruck, or email us at disgustingtruck@gmail.com. Get tickets for The Angel in the House at cafenordo.com/now-playing

Woof, y'all. This week, we have the distinct displeasure of discussing the entirely foreseeable and avoidable nightmare of Brittany's homophobic and transphobic family pastor attempting to claw his way to a national platform. As part of the fallout, Brittany gets her first real taste of internet vitriol, and National Treasure Ariana Madix continues to bear the burden that comes with being the smartest person in your friend group. Later, Max and Dayna have yet another truly uncomfortable scene that is barely worth talking about, and Beau cannot contain his shock over Jax and Brittany's wedding song. Other topics of discussion include The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Jax's Instagram ads, Randall Emmett's beard, cheesy blasters, Adderall, Max's dick, and mild spoilers for The Sopranos.   Strains smoked this episode: Blueberry by Elevation / Dutch Treat by Columbia Natural Cannabis     Find us on Facebook at Vanderpump Rules, Instagram @disgustingtruck, or email us at disgustingtruck@gmail.com.   Get tickets for The Angel in the House at cafenordo.com/now-playing

Grab your bong and come along as Kali and Evan discuss a myriad of events surrounding LA Pride, including making posters at Villa Rosa, Tom and Tom's bedazzled suits, and Katie's personal growth. We also briefly feel some level of compassion for Scheana, definitively agree to get a Cameo from Jax, and are mildly annoyed that Brett has a brief moment of redemption. Later, we discuss the concept of "bad edits," Peter finally managing the restaurant (sort of), and the overall excellence of Ariana Madix. Also, mild spoilers for The Sopranos, if anyone still gives a shit.   Strain smoked this episode: MAC (Alien Cookies x Columbian x Starfighter) by Lazy Bee   Find us on Facebook at Vanderpump Rules, Instagram @disgustingtruck, or email us at disgustingtruck@gmail.com.

Grab a grinder and your favorite rolling papers, because we are back on our bullshit now that all concussion-related issues have been dealt with. Before diving into the aptly-titled "Grumpy Old Men," we discuss highlights of last week's episode, such as Kristen's box of sex toys and a bachelorette party full of emotional tug-of-wars. This week, we were pleased to see what can only be described as a beautiful and productive conversation between the Toms and National Treasure Ariana Madix. Plus, Evan forgets there's still a part of this show that takes place at SUR, Kali learns some new slang, and Jax is legitimately Sterling Archer. Later, Evan treats us to some Tom/Tom erotica, courtesy of Brian Moylan. We also discuss the varying levels of realism in film and television violence, as well as the inconveniences of a world before Google. Also, there's a Brooklyn Nine-Nine podcast! (NINE-NINE!)   Strains smoked this episode: Josh D OG by Hi Guys, M.A.C by Lazy Bee, Spiked Punch by Western Cultured   Buy tickets for The Angel in the House at https://www.cafenordo.com/now-playing Find us on Facebook at Vanderpump Rules, Instagram @disgustingtruck, or email us at disgustingtruck@gmail.com.  

This past week's episode was a rough time, and our weekend has followed suit by throwing some unforeseen medical stuff our way. We'll be back up and running as soon as we healthfully can! (Also, cameo.com/jaxtaylor is shockingly charming.)

Season 8 continues to devastate, y'all! Settle in and pack yourself a fat bowl while we discuss the 10 year anniversary of the Bling Ring, Alexis Neiers' social media clapback, Randall Emmett rising like a fucking phoenix, Jax's Peloton, and Lala/James' new single "Ride With Me."  Later, we contemplate the importance of wearing underwear while working in a restaurant, ideas for immersive Vanderpump Rules experiences, and of course, the deeply traumatic (for us) fight between the beloved Tom Sandoval and the undisputed queen Stassi Schroeder.  Also, Jax is on Cameo? ...Do we need a Cameo from Jax? Like...maybe?   Strain smoked this episode: Josh D OG by Hi Guys

Season 8 really is comin’ in hot. Join us this week as we break down what might be the saddest episode of VPR yet. Kali and Evan both CRIED. Other subjects of discussion include Kali’s continued inability to tell people apart, the secret puppet-masters of the group, and the evolution of Jax and Kristen’s relationship (spoiler alert: we are here for it). We also touch on Evan’s lack of understanding of colloquial dating terms, the cutest thing to ever happen on television, and our lack of chill over Lala Kent and Randall Emmett.   Follow us on Instagram @disgustingtruck Email us at disgustingtruck@gmail.com

Season 8 IS FINALLY HERE, Y'ALL! Join Evan and Kali as they get baked and discuss Scheana throwing herself at undeserving men, Peter embarrassing himself on national television, how much we hate it when people are mad at Tom Sandoval, and the tragic schism of the Witches of Weho. (We still love Kristen but obviously remain fervently #TeamKatie.) We also get into the concept of bad kissers, our hopes for James Kennedy, and everyone's least favorite cold, tan bird. Also, birds aren't real.   Strains smoked this episode:   Sativa Trifecta Infused Pre-Roll by Puffin Farms / Green Crack by Hi Guys   Find us on Instagram @disgustingtruck, or email us at disgustingtruck@gmail.com

This week we dive into Behind Your Eyes, a horror movie billed as starring both Tom Sandoval and Kristen Doute. Big surprise: Kristen is not in it as much as we would like. We talk about the unintended comedic moments in this film, how creepy it is to call your spouse "mother" or "father" and Tom Sandoval's case of Psychopath Face. We also touch on adorable child stars (particularly those with accents), the newest trailer for VPR season 8, and how much of the film Envy is focused on horse death. Stay tuned through the end for some Trisha Paytas gossip if you care about that at all (Evan sure does).    Follow us on Instagram @disgustingtruck Email us at disgustingtruck@gmail.com

Kali and Evan are back and ready to talk about Basically Stassi (spoiler alert: we loved it)! We also talk about format changes and plans for the future of the podcast, our favorite members of NSync, and pole dancing. Later, we speculate about Bohemian Grove, Khloe Kardashian's parentage, and aphantasia (an under-researched condition that results in a lack of mental images).      Strains smoked this episode: Shurman by Solstice Cannabis  Crazy Goo by Bondi Farms  Emerald City Diesel by Bondi Farms   Find us on Facebook at Vanderpump Rules, Instagram @disgustingtruck, or email us at disgustingtruck@gmail.com.

It's Bravocon! In this week's Minisode Evan raves about Tom Sandoval's drag stamina, applauds Stassi's growing and changing career, and insults Jax on several occasions. Evan and Kali will be back week after next! "Bye" the original "Blocked By Jax On Twitter" shirt at etsy.com/shop/goldhalfmoon Find us on Facebook at Vanderpump Rules, Instagram @disgustingtruck, or email us at disgustingtruck@gmail.com.

This week, Kali and Evan watched some season 13 of The Real Housewives of Orange County! Join us as we talk through the culture of this friend group, particularly as illustrated by drama revolving around a true non-event between Gina, Emily, and Emily's husband Shane. Other topics of discussion include how great it is to not own a house, Tamra's unique moral code, mad respect for Kelly Dodd, how the Ladies of Rock compare to both Scheana Marie and Milania Giudice, Vicki's love tank, our shared desire to convert Shannon to communism, and how much we fucking love Gina and her beautiful accent.    We also watch the trailer for season 8 of Vanderpump Rules (and, like Shannon, are predictably and aggressively uninterested in the prospect of new cast members).   Strains smoked this episode: Gilz Nilz by Driftboat Cannabis  //  Cherry Gorilla by Rogue Raven Farms   Find us on Facebook at Vanderpump Rules, Instagram @disgustingtruck, or email us at disgustingtruck@gmail.com.     

After watching a smattering of episodes, Evan and Kali discuss the identical women and deeply mediocre men of The Hills. Topics of discussion include unimpressive hotel room dates, a young Tom Sandoval in the wild, plastic surgery, terrible boyfriends, Ryan Cabrera, the concept of time, and subscription boxes. Also, we are pretty sure Spencer Pratt would sew your mouth to a butthole. Or your butthole to a mouth.   Strain smoked this episode: Cherry Gorilla by Rogue Raven   Find us on Facebook at Vanderpump Rules, Instagram @disgustingtruck, or email us at disgustingtruck@gmail.com.

For Evan's first Real Housewives of Atlanta experience, we travel back to a time specifically chosen to not reflect too poorly on Kenya, namely the two-episode season nine premiere. Topics of discussion include Kenya's housewarming party, a baby who has their own merch line, Porsha Williams fucking killing it, and the most uneventful escape room experience of all time.    Strains smoked this episode:  Wicked Stepmother by Dab Dudes Cherry Gorilla by Rogue Raven   Find us on Facebook at Vanderpump Rules, Instagram @disgustingtruck, or email us at disgustingtruck@gmail.com.

We take a decidedly darker turn this week, diving into the facts behind Mindhunter, streaming on Netflix and inspired by the book of the same name by our boy John E. Douglas. The show fictionalizes the story of how John, along with Robert Ressler and Dr. Ann Burgess, created and developed the FBI's protocol for criminal profiling by interviewing and analyzing serially violent criminals.    Find links to our sources at https://tinyurl.com/y53gxlny    We are both people who combat our fears by arming ourselves with information about the things that scare us most, but the men we discuss today committed truly vile and disturbing acts. If listening will be detrimental to your mental health, please turn us off and rejoin us next week to talk about the Queen of Atlanta, Nene Leakes.   CONTENT WARNING:  This episode deals with violent crime including murder (and in particular, murder of family members), stalking, torture, sexual assault, and desecration of corpses.   ANTI-VIOLENCE RESOURCES: RAINN - Largest anti-sexual violence organization in the US. Telephone hotline: 1-800-656-4673. Online hotline: hotline.rainn.org    National Domestic Violence Hotline - US-based. Telephone hotline: 1-800-799-7233. TTY hotline: 1-800-787-3224. Website with online hotline: thehotline.org National Center for Victims of Crime: US-based. victimsofcrime.org. Programs include: - National Crime Victim Bar Association, which connects victims with civil attorneys, trains victim advocates, and organizes a yearly national conference bringing together victim advocates, civil attorneys, criminal justice professionals, and LEO. https://victimsofcrime.org/our-programs/national-crime-victim-bar-association - VictimConnect Resource Center https://victimconnect.org/ - Tribal Resource Mapping Project https://victimsofcrime.org/our-programs/tribal-resource-mapping-project   If you are outside of the United States, there is a database of resources, including a list of international hotlines at http://www.vachss.com/help_text/hotlines_intl.html    Strains smoked this episode: Gelato 41 by Canna Organix   Mother Tongue by Dawg Star   Find us on Facebook at Vanderpump Rules, Instagram @disgustingtruck, or email us at disgustingtruck@gmail.com.  

Part two of our discussion of Bachelor in Paradise with special guest Bailey Boyd picks up during the week four rose ceremony. We are subsequently faced with an incredibly embarrassing and inappropriate wedding, as well as drama surrounding new arrival Angela and her previous relationship with Clay, the World's Most Boring Man. Other topics of discussion include Russian accents, Netflix's YOU, Caelynn's questionable taste, Lizzie McGuire characters, and of course, Burning Love. Also, JPJ can't stop crying.   Strains smoked this week:Grape Ape Super Silver Diesel Haze   Find us on Facebook at Vanderpod Rules, on Instagram @disgustingtruck, or email us at disgustingtruck@gmail.com.  

This week, international treasure Bailey Boyd traveled across the water to introduce us to Bachelor Nation, and we talked for four hours. This is part one of our chat about week four of this season of Bachelor in Paradise. Topics of discussion include How Did This Get Made live shows, Nicholas Sparks movies, karaoke apps, John Paul Jones vomiting, trash birds, and how much we all like Derek.   Strains smoked this week: Grape Ape Super Silver Diesel Haze   Find us on Facebook at Vanderpump Rules, Instagram @disgustingtruck, or email us at disgustingtruck@gmail.com.

Evan and Kali are back and taking inspiration from Inside the Actor's Studio/Vogue's 73 Questions Videos. Join us to find out what books and music we're currently consuming, Evan's favorite ways to decompress, and Kali's impossible wish. We also check in on the Fofty/Lala drama and Kristen Doute's Instagram.   Strains smoked this episode: Juicy Blue Dream by Columbia Cannabis  TimeWreck by Capital City Cannabis   Find us on Facebook at Vanderpump Rules, Instagram @disgustingtruck, or email us at disgustingtruck@gmail.com.

Strains featured in this episode - Middlefork/Dutchberry by various growersPlatinum Cookies by Kush Brothers   Listen to Vanderpod Rules on Podcoin and use our code "Vanderpod" at registration for 200 coins.    Find us on Facebook at Vanderpump Rules, Instagram @disgustingtruck, or email us at disgustingtruck@gmail.com.