Voyenture Time

Hey everyone, faithful listeners and friends. You've probably suspected this based on our lack of uploads, but we've decided to end the show. We just don't have the time or energy to dedicate to it right now. We were I guess just going to let it fade away without saying anything, but then I remembered I had this very dumb project I was working on while editing. Now I'm just posting it without telling anyone. This is our Community-style clip show and I hope you enjoy it. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

Welcome to the only Star Trek: Voyager and Adventure Time podcast that also now features a segment discussing the viscosity of mammal milk. Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S04E15 — Hunters Adventure Time S05E52 — Billy's Bucket List Adventure Time S06E01 — Wake Up Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

I know I'm late with it, but Fortnite is such a fun thing to know exists out in the world. Like this entire game exists that has decided there's no franchise or real life person that is too serious or impossible to include in their game. I won't be playing it, we spend far too much time on other pastimes, like this fantastically ridiculous pet project of ours. But there exists a world where Ariana Grande kills Goku with a lightsaber, are you kidding me? how is this not the most hilarious thing in the world? It's like being approached by Multiversus but Multiversus doesn't let you be Naruto with a webshooter who can Kamehameha his foes into nothingness. It's hilarious to see clips of this dumb game and I hope they continue on this trend. Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S04E13 — Message in a Bottle Adventure Time S05E49 — Bad Timing Adventure Time S05E50 — Lemonhope part 1 Adventure Time S05E51 — Lemonhope part 2 Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

In the Before Times, back when everyone could chow down without concerns, worries, or troubles, life was pretty good. I mean it's good now, too, it's just different, you know? Yesterday I saw a bird the size of a child and the damn thing spoke to me. I'm just never going to get over that they can do that now. Evolution's a hell of a drug, huh? First they came for our bread crumbs, and then they came for our textbooks. Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S04E13 — Waking Moments Adventure Time S05E47 — The Red Throne Adventure Time S05E48 — Betty Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

You wake up. You go to [school][work][nowhere][somewhere]. Then you [go][stay] home. You watch a TV show. An alien dies. He comes back to life. All is well. You watch a cartoon. A boy finds a new sword. He finds himself. All is well. The stories are [fiction][true][both]. You think: I am [human][alien][alive]. I will [die][die and come back to life][live forever]. You think: I am a [child][girl][boy]. I will find myself. You find that you are [regular][famous][poor][rich][unknowable][loved][hated][having an existential crisis][inexorably mortal][more?] SELECT AS MANY AS APPLY We live in a world with nail polish and napalm. We water our concrete cubes and wait. In the end, we fall into the nothingness, just like everyone else. Block my eggs. I demanded to write the notes this week because I wanted to write about my super specific niche interest, but then I realized I am too basic to have any truly niche interests. Oh, so you like Taylor Swift. You have cats. You read books. Good for you. I would have picked one of the Bioware games I'm obsessed with, but I have nowhere near enough time or space for that. So I'm just going to talk about the last book I read and really loved, which is also an incredibly basic choice: Book Lovers by Emily Henry. As of this current moment in time, it is number eight on the New York Times Bestseller List and has been there for 13 weeks. Not to brag but I've actually been an Emily Henry fan ever since her first YA novel, which she sent me an arc of in 2015 before it even came out. Yeah, that's right. I KNOW Emily Henry. Kind of. We were Twitter mutuals when she was still using it, meeting when we both got mildly harassed by the same bizarre troll account after tweeting about the just released trailer for The Giver. We used to talk about Friday Night Lights and reality TV and while it was a very casual acquaintance, it DOES continue today on Instagram. Yes, I am namedropping, but I love her, she is amazing, and it's an honor to not have been unfollowed. Anyway, I just have to say that the three adult romance books she's written are truly fantastic. Her stories are so funny and sexy and romantic and her characters feel like people that actually exist, people I could be friends with. Her plots defy the formulas so many popular romance novels stick to. Book Lovers is the best one. The specific reasons why I think this are mostly too personal to go into. Let's just say the protagonist is the unpickable career girl who doesn't want kids, and she gets a happy ending with an Oscar Isaac lookalike (a casting choice Emily has confirmed as accurate, by the way) who doesn't try to change her. When I read the last chapter, I just put it down and cried, because I felt so understood. And that is the thing I am most hoping to find before the lights go out. Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S04E12 - Mortal Coil Adventure Time S05E45 - A Blade of Grass Adventure Time S05E46 - Rattleballs Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

Even if you like Final Fantasy, I think we can all agree that last week's notes went off the deep end. Well, I'm nothing if not a trend follower, so this week I'm going to write way too much about my own thing. I was never much of a sports guy. I liked playing them just fine — tennis and soccer all through elementary and high school — but I never really enjoyed watching them. I'd much rather be out there doing them than sitting around. At the same time, I always liked cars as a combination of industrial design and mechanical engineering, two sides of the same coin that each have to bend to serve the other. But I was never a gearhead, either. So no one was more surprised than me to find out how much I cared about Formula 1. Imagine you're a driver of the fastest vehicle in the world, in a cockpit about ten inches from the ground. There is no windshield. The only thing separating you from the asphalt is a quarter inch of carbon fiber. Behind you sits an engine so finely tuned for speed that if you slow down too much, it bursts into flame from the lack of cooling air. In the pursuit of maximum speed, your car shapes the air rushing around it at 200 miles per hour so that your car is glued to the track with so much force that if you drove up the wall of a tunnel, you could stick to the ceiling. They're called "wings," and if you turned them upside down, you could fly. Sometimes cars do. The difference between scoring something and nothing is fractional seconds. If you're in fourth, you might as well have not raced at all, even though the guy who got third might just be three one-hundreths of a second ahead of you — literally faster than the blink of an eye. Enter a corner ten inches too far to the left or get on the throttle a little too slow and suddenly your perfect lap becomes a worthless one. You're surrounded by nineteen other cars just like yours, and all of you are the size of an Escalade. Everyone is watching for a tiny mistake to capitalize on. Blow an exit and watch as three drivers blow past you like you're not even there. The only way to get ahead is to be as aggressive as you can: hit the brake later than the other guy, force him wide so you can get the better line, trick him into passing where you're weak so you can return the favor where you're strong. Great, that was lap one. Now do it 70 more times. Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S04E11 — Concerning Flight Adventure Time S05E43 — Root Beer Guy Adventure Time S05E44 — Apple Wedding Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

Welcome to another delightful episode of Star Trek Voyenture Time, with all of your favorite hosts, Andrew, he's the one who brings the energy, Sarah, she's thoughtful and knows more about Star Trek than the rest of us combined, Nathan, when his equipment is working, and Ben is also here. So lets jump right into it... Ok with the fake show notes done, this part is just for me, maybe for Liz. I'm going to start talking about the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy 14 and no one can stop me. I just did the Hildibrand questline, and holy shit I loved it so much. The fact that all of the Manderville's are just cartoon characters and everyone else in this universe is just constantly surprised at the beatings that they will take, or the insane feats that they will do is just so god damn good every time. Oh, Hildibrand fell into a drift of snow and can't move his arms to get himself out? Godbert better launch him into the sky. Hildibrand wants to knock his dad out of being mind controlled by an overactive drug? The solution is obviously to grab him, jump four stories up and try to suplex him, only for the effect to wear off early and for Godbert to reverse it and pile drive his son into the ground and do a mambo in celebration. It's so good and overtly dumb in all the best ways. I love it. Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S04E10 — Scientific Method Adventure Time S05E41 — We Fixed a Truck Adventure Time S05E42 — Play Date Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

An impactful goal — but one which still follows our compliance requirements — by necessity will be revolutionary. A new-generation distribution channel can enhance human resource allocations. In order to manage these new contexts, we plan to take a close look at next quarter challenges to understand their opportunity impact. We anticipate easily taking over the lightweight market while utilizing an extensible leadership paradigm. This will interface with venture capital leverage strategies. In order to ensure that a 90% solution swiftly provides indicators of transition metrics, we must be certain that a get-it-done attitude — coupled with a solutions-oriented approach — is the focus of this new pivot. We should re-articulate our mission statement to indicate that our core competencies will progress us towards our long-term goals. Images discussed this episode: https://imgur.com/a/hxuZm0c Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S04E07 & 08 — Year of Hell Parts 1 & 2 Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

Every time I have to write the episode notes I consider what Andrew does, how does he write these absurd notes? How does he come up with new and interesting little stories every time? Realistically I need to stop comparing myself to him. I just have a different style, and that is fine. My show notes are more of a small letter to you, dear listener. It's my own time to figure out how we're doing this every time, and today, we're going a little rushed because I've been busy. Maybe I'll come back to this another time and make the notes a little more interesting, but who knows. Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S04E07 — Scientific Method Adventure Time S05E39 — We Fixed a Truck Adventure Time S05E40 — Play Date Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

Here we are at the zenith, the absolute pinnacle of podcasting. Legally I changed my name to Serial Gimlet McElroy already. It has been two years of posting e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶s̶i̶n̶g̶l̶e̶ ̶w̶e̶e̶k̶ most of the weeks and here we are, celebrating seventy two perfect episodes. Not a turd in the bunch, not a flaw in the basket, not a baddo in the box. Thanks for listening to this weird thing all these years. We love you. Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S04E06 — The Raven Adventure Time S05E37 — Box Prince Adventure Time S05E38 — Red Starved Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

In a turn of events that not even we could have seen, we're behind on episodes again... buuuuut Nate came all the way to Virginia to hang out with me for the first time so that's something right? Right? I sure hope its something. I don't really have another plan for the show notes so I was hoping to kind of just spit something at the keyboard and hope for the best. I don't think it worked but maybe you disagree. We'll see. Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S04E05 — Revulsion Adventure Time S05E35 — Love Games Adventure Time S05E36 — Dungeon Train Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

Crazy ol' man's got himself trapped again. Last week it was in the bathroom, this week he's managed to lock himself inside the treehouse! It kind of seems like he wants to hang out with that decrepit old skeleton more than us, doesn't it? I don't know why he always gets himself into fixes like this. I swear to god, if it happens again, I'm just going to leave him with his sandwich and let him figure it out on his own. Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S04E04 — Nemesis Adventure Time S05E33 — Time Sandwich Adventure Time S05E34 — The Vault Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

Has it ever occurred to you how fucking weird Star Trek — and space travel in sci-fi is? You're in a big metal box (or disk, I know, I know, spare me, pedant) full of air and people and food and water flying through literally nothing. Look, the Vacuum of Space isn't quite a vacuum. It's got dust and shit floating in it. Some planets too, I suppose. But mostly it's empty. We have to bring all the stuff we need with us! Each starship is a tiny little microcosm of our home, our environment, our alma planata. So how weird is it that there isn't a single blade of grass or blue sky or even simulated sunlight in this tin can zipping through space? You rely on it to keep you alive and get you where you need to go and we think about it like it's a gloried '98 Nissan Altima, not the little slice of ecosystem it actually is. Curved metal and 5000 K lights and miles and miles of hotel-grade carpet, but no chirping birds or warm breeze on your face. Do you think the aliens Starfleet run into think that we evolved in an industrial park? That earth is nothing but cold steel caves connected by tubes and ladders? The design of Voyager goes beyond "utilitarian" into something so far removed from where we live that it's almost incomprehensible to our little ape brains. If Starfleet is humanity's representation amongst the stars, how did they mess up our home so badly? Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S04E03 — Day of Honor Adventure Time S05E31 — Too Old Adventure Time S05E32 — Earth & Water Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

Dang, what can be said that hasn't already been said? Have a whack at this week's episode of this podcast. We talked about things! Then we laughed. Andrew messed up his microphone somehow. Oh, jokes. Good stuff. DAE Neelix bad? Cue groaning. Seven's good. Long conversation there. Adventure Time is funny, except when it's serious! Out of context quote. Laughter. Nate's got a Grayble. Cue music. Go quietly into that good night. Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S04E02 — The Gift Adventure Time S05E29 — Sky Witch Adventure Time S05E30 — Frost and Fire Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

Another week, another chance to remember to post the episode on time, and utterly fail. This episode is going to be one of the rare Voyager double features, I think we have more coming up at some point but I can't remember what our schedule on that front looks like. Seven of Nine Was Always Queer: https://www.startrek.com/news/seven-of-nine-was-always-queer Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S03E26 — Scorpion pt 1 Star Trek: Voyager S04E01 — Scorpion pt 2 Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

Once upon a time, there was a simple man. His life was straightforward but not exciting. His favorite thing to do was, after a long day working in the fields, was to gather his family in a circle around the fire and listen to Voyenture Time. Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S0325 — Worst Case Scenario Adventure Time S05E27 — Jake Suit Adventure Time S05E28 — Be More Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

I'm just a big tub of meat sitting at a keyboard wishing that the other tubs of meat notice me, senpai. I slap at it with my tub tentacles, leaving microscopic bits of myself on it. Later, tiny animals will eat them. But today, right now, I am Keyboard King. Behold me in my tubascularity; look upon my works, ye mighty, and smash that like and subscribe button. Give us the rice star rating, it really helps. We don't advertise, except to the other meat tubs. Also, nobody accepts the weird gooey currency I use. It says "LEOUGAL TYBUNDER FPOR SNALOL DPEUBTS, SNUBLIC ORESL PORPORIVETATE" but I guess after spending a few weeks in my pocket it's kind of hard to read now. Maybe I need new glasses? My old ones only have three lenses, which I don't have to tell you just isn't going to cut it in this fast-paced, modern world. You can imagine my embarrassment when I showed up at the debutant ball with no dress and triple lens specs like it was still prospector times. There's pudding in them there hills! All you gotta do is look for it. Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S0324 — Displaced Adventure Time S05E25 — Candy Streets Adventure Time S05E26 — Wizards Only, Fools Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

poop poop fart haha turning writer's block into some comedy gold no raunchy disney horny chakotay instead wow, big daddy vibes refrigerator another refrigerator refrigerator Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S0323 — Distant Origin Adventure Time S05E23 — One Last Job Adventure Time S05E24 — Another Five More Short Graybles Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

They say that the point of any creative endeavor is to make something that you'd like to listen to. Why bother creating something if you're not enjoying it? When we started this podcast, I referenced Seth Godin's idea of aiming for the "minimum viable audience;" the smallest audience possible to sustain your work. Creating something with the largest possible appeal dilutes what makes you interesting, pushes you towards average, not compelling. So today I am proud to present this episode of Voyenture Time, one that will truly test if we have succeeded in finding our minimum viable audience. Not only did we immediately deviate from the ostensible purpose and structure of our show, we went in strange new directions, bizarre tangents, and explored exceptionally dirty concepts. We made each other laugh, groan, roll our eyes. We definitely went too far. I sincerely hope you enjoy this strange, exquisite audio corpse. And now, our feature presentation... "Covered" in the loosest possible way this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S0322 — Real Life Adventure Time S05E21 — The Suitor Adventure Time S05E22 — The Party's Over, Isla de Señorita Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

From that bio-temporal chamber, and from that sickbay, I fled aghast. The silence was still abroad in all its wrath as I found myself hiding within the treehouse walls. Suddenly there shot along the path a wild light, and I turned to see whence a gleam so unusual could have issued; for the vast house and its shadows were alone behind me. The radiance was that of the full, setting, and multi-colored beachball upon which now stood a once barely-discernible animal of which I have before spoken as extending from the top of the ball, in a wild, shaking dance. While I gazed, this horse frolicked — there came a fierce breath of the whirlwind — the entire orb of the ball burst at once upon my sight — my brain reeled as I saw the BMO rushing away — there was a plunging of body temperature — and the present time around me closed sullenly and silently over the fragments of the HOUSE OF KES BAXTER THE HORSE Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S0321 — Before and After Adventure Time S05E19 — James Baxter the Horse Adventure Time S05E20 — Shh Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

We've done it, Igor! They called us mad at the academy, but we've shown them — we've shown them all! Look at what we've done, look at what we have created! We've beaten God at his own game, resurrected a podcast, brought it back from hiatus! It's beautiful, Igor! Beautiful! Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S0320— Favorite Son Adventure Time S05E17 — BMO Lost Adventure Time S05E18 — Princess Potlock Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

It's been months since I made show notes. Happy new year I guess? Fingers crossed 2022 is better for everyone! The only detail that I can remember from this episode is that Neelix essentially is a model train guy, which makes a lot of sense. Anyways enjoy and we'll hopefully have another episode soon! Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S03E19 — Rise Adventure Time S05E15 — A Glitch is a Glitch Adventure Time S05E16 — Puhoy Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

EP59 It is well-known in Star Trek that if you look like a beloved character but have a goatee, you are an evil version of that character. I propose a superset function, which I am calling the Voyenture Time Unified Rule of Inverted Personalities: Any changes to a character's face are the cause of an inversion in their personality. Good becomes evil, weak becomes strong. Consider the EMH: black eyes and an underbite lead to him becoming evil Dr. Doctor. Consider Spock: all it took was one goatee to make him try to murder Kirk. Consider Xergiok: having his eyes removed made him good and kind. I look forwards to receiving my away from TV Tropes. Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S03E18 — Darkling Adventure Time S05E13 — The Great Bird Man Adventure Time S05E14 — Simon and Marcy Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

How can one really know themselves? Some might journal and reflect on who they are and what they believe. Others write fan-fic, putting reflections of themselves in the characters they write. Some even join a ex-Borg hive mind and really get comfy with themselves. My personal preference is taping a bunch of chainsaws to my limbs and protecting treasure chests with butts in them. Don't yuck my yums, plz Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S03E17 — Unity Adventure Time S05E11 — Bad Little Boy Adventure Time S05012 — Vault of Bones Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

EP57 I just want dana snyder to narrate my mom doing brain surgery on me send tweet. Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S03E16 — Blood Fever Adventure Time S05E09 — All Your Fault Adventure Time S05010 — Little Dude Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

CPR facts: https://cpr.heart.org/en/resources/history-of-cpr Ear facts: https://audiologicalservices.net/audiology-news-lufkin-tx/5-amazing-facts-about-ears Hamster facts: https://www.petco.com/content/petco/PetcoStore/en_US/pet-services/resource-center/new-pet/25-fun-facts-about-hamsters.html Covered in this episode, kind of: Star Trek Voyager S3, E15 "Coda" Adventure Time S5, E7 "Davey" Adventure Time S5, E8 "Mystery Dungeon" Join our Discord to ask Andrew more questions about how ears work or to see pictures of big hamsters: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

They're squirming in your pocket, begging to be free. Every time you stick your hand in there, you feel them grab on, trying to ride your fingers to freedom. You know without needing to see that it's your sister holding on to your index, and horribly, yourself clinging to your pinky. This is close to human contact as you get these days. What does it mean that you don't even want to look at them anymore? Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S03E14 — Alter Ego Adventure Time S05E05 — All the Little People Adventure Time S0506 — Jake the Dad Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

Look I just realized we never decided on show notes today because Nate and Andrew went and hid in the woods to avoid their singular job for the show (not actually singular, they have many jobs) and I neeeeeeded to upload this ASAP so this is what you get. Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S03E13 — Fair Trade Adventure Time S05E03 — Five More Short Graybles Adventure Time S0504 — Up a Tree Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

CONSIDERED: The power of a nose to change a face. Yes, we all know that noses are important facial landmarks. I don't think anyone is here today to argue against that. The way I see it, it's not enough to just cram a nose between someone's eyes and call it a day. You really think that truly communicates that person's personality? Their inner being? No, you need something much more powerful than that. An extra. Even a robotic arm is not enough. I want to see facial protrusions so grand they make it hard to see, to eat, to breathe! I demand not just forehead aliens and nose aliens, I demand whole FACE aliens. Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S03E12 — Macrocosm Adventure Time S05E01 — Finn the Human Adventure Time S0502 — Jake the Dog Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

Just have a baby with me! It'll have a nose and everything, I promise. We can get a dog that will bark and frolic and play, and I'll even teach the baby how to play my flute. It'll cost us an arm! We get to keep the leg — that's like a 50% discount! Okay, yes, I may have someone else I TECHNICALLY promised I'd have a baby with. And yes, I mean, things might explode if I keep this up with you. But look, it's not like I gave the instruction manual to dude in a skeleton mask, right? I mean, what more could you ask for from me? Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S03E11 — The Q and the Grey Adventure Time S04E25 — I Remember You Adventure Time S04E26 — The Lich Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

Where do you place Michael B. Jordan's feet on a rank of Neelix to Lola Bunny? Please let us know. Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S03E10 — Warlord Adventure Time S04E23 — The Hard Easy Adventure Time S04E24 — Reign of Gunthers Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

Everything is cloudy and dark, even though my eyes are open. I can see the light ahead of me but I can't seem to get any closer. I taste blue. I feel the heat. Perchance, I dream. Time has no meaning here. Things from the past mix with things from the future. I lose track of who gave me what, why, when. I take a step, the light just out of reach. The Rain starts, but the fire doesn't go out. It can't go out. A man appears from time to time. He seems surprised, but not that I'm here. Instead, it seems like he's surprised to be anywhere at all. He scowls at me, walking in circles around me as I struggle towards the light, but I can tell he means me no harm. He's just curious, just as confused as I am. His shoulders are turquoise, and mine are blue. One day — though "day" has no meaning to me, the Man Who Does Not Sleep — I find denizens of this place. They are putting on a play. In it, conspirators are plotting the death of a ruler. A truck explodes. The light stays out of reach. I see something flying in the cloudy sky. The light seems closer now. At first, I think it's a trick of my eyes. But I'm sure of it. I can almost reach it, can almost feel the brightness in my fingertips. A burning woman watches me. Her flames are a different color than mine, and I feel the blue boiling away on my tongue. It's a phantom pain, an empty spot where sensation should be. Sometimes I forget about it, only to startle when I feel the not-heat, only to remember the flames don't burn. The day I touch the light began with screaming. I am strapped into a seat with the noise behind me. I can turn and look at it but I can't do anything to make it stop. We're moving, the scream and I, forwards, stopping and starting. I wake up. It is hazy, but the light is there, bright, within reach. I let it fall across my fingers, across my face. It speaks to me. "Hello, this is Voyenture Time..." Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S03E09 — Future's End, Part II Adventure Time S04E21 — Who Would Win Adventure Time S04E22 — Ignition Point Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

Today we bring you an Andrew-less episode. It was weird, but still good. I miss Andrew, one day he shall return to us... What's that you say? He'll return next week? Fantastic! I can't wait to get that patented Podcast Energy (TM) that he provides! Fingers crossed that the amount of pure FORCE he will be bringing won't absolutely destroy us. You were expecting more show notes? Come on, this is a week where Ben wrote them. I can only do so much before my brain gives out. Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S03E08 — Future's end pt 1 Adventure Time S04E19 — Lady and Peebles Adventure Time S04E20 — You Made Me Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

You remember those days when you would go to a department store with your mom and go explore and hide in the circular display of clothes and pretend that you are in a cool hideout cave but then you realize that your mom has continued shopping and you have lost sight of her and then you, in a panic, explore the store looking for her and then you run into a force field and go into a coma and then meet 3 old people who put you through a trial and at the end they say the whole trial was meaningless and then everything dropped to greyscale you have to confront Lorraine The Lipstick Chicken but then you realize that you were actually lucid dreaming and you give yourself bird feet and then a bunch of fears come out of your belly button to fight a giant worm? No? Just me? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

This is a set of show notes. It tells you about the episode that we recorded. I hope you've been enjoying our friends as guest Andrew. We've been having fun and I hope you have been too. As your guest show notes writer who only does it once in a blue moon I remember how hard it is to do this. Thank god it's not my normal job. I have no more creative juice. This is the end of the notes now. Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S03E06 — Remember Adventure Time S04E15 — Sons of Mars Adventure Time S04E16 — Burning Low Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

Greed, Greed, I know your name. The Rules of Acquisition is the Ferengi game. Come one and all to your benevolent lords, and see them take all for the sake of their hordes. The songs all say they will be taken away, up to the sky on some fateful day. They will eventually lose the game they did rig, When Voyager comes down and floops the pig. -- Thank you to Ian for being our lovely guest Andrew this week! Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S03E05 — False Profits Adventure Time S04E13 — Card Wars Adventure Time S04E14 — Princess Cookie Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

Hi. This is Nathan. Andrew went off and had a baby. So there is a new Andrew in town. We will have a rotating Andrew for the next few episodes. -- This week is full of double doctor, duck discussion, disregard for dominion, and dare I say it: a dramatic duping of demonstrably divisive and dangerous dummies daring to damage the ship who is delivering the do-gooders desired destination. I am not good at notes. Don't judge me. My true lumps are on the inside. Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S03E04 — The Swarm Adventure Time S04E11 — Beyond This Earthly Realm Adventure Time S04E12 — Gotcha! Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

In the deepest, darkest part of your soul, there are two creatures locked in an endless struggle. One wants to build, to control the world around it, to focus on its visio-spatial skills. The other wants to mimic, to become something more. To learn the ways of heroism and bring back a great evil to the world. We call the first of these creatures Mister Vulcan. We call the second Bear. Whichever one wins is the one you bring tea. Sorry, my wife just had a baby on Saturday night so this is a B- show notes effort. (Congrats Andrew! from editor Ben) Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S03E03 — The Chute Adventure Time S04E09 — Princess Monster Wife Adventure Time S04E10 — Goliad Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

Hello Everyone, Ben here, I'm writing the show notes today. Uh oh, there's a g-g-g-ghost in my mic! It's taking control and doing some Scooby-Doo treachery to scare me away from the podcast farm! Oh, it was just old-man Discord doing weird things to it. Sorry for the audio weirdness in the first half-ish of the episode, we figured it out and it shouldn't happen again. Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S03E02 — Flashbacks Adventure Time S04E07 — In Your Footsteps Adventure Time S04E08 — Hug Wolf Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

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Alternate titles, as identified by Sarah: - Classic Cullah - Hold Me Closer Giant Doctor - A Planet of Neelixes - Fuck Acreage - Apple Pie Based Economy - Elephant Pie Magic - Andrew Realizes What’s Happening in This Podcast - Duck Peckers - Notorious Duck Pecker - “You Gotta Just Go With Duck Peckers at This Point” Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S02E26 — Basics: Part 1 Adventure Time S04E03 — Web Weirdos Adventure Time S04E04 — Dream of Love Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

The ship is going down and the moon is coming up (and long ago someone left with my firefighting power armor), so it's just going to be the two of us here in the Grocery Kingdom in our fancy RV. Don't worry though, I pretended to pee in the outdoor tub by pouring a glass of water into it while watching myself in the mirror. Hey, if you can think of a better way to pretend to be alive, I'd love to hear it. The monkey was briefly on fire but then the sky got dark and there were swirling things in it and then it was windy and loud and bright a little bit, and I have no idea what that was? But on my way back to the RV I found my son, who I later turned into a tomato. That's bonding, baby! Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S02E25 — Resolutions Adventure Time S04E01 — Hot to the Touch Adventure Time S04E02 — Five Short Graybles Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

It's always black outside my window. Growing up I was used to it being dark, but ever since I've been here, it's been black. Endlessly, always black. They give us shades for our windows. I asked someone at Starfleet why once, and she told me that they found better mental health outcomes for crewmembers with shades for missions longer than six months. "We think it helps people maintain a routine." Every morning I open my shade and the light in my room changes from a low, dark orange to something that almost feels like sunlight, but outside the window is the same blackness that's always there. At the end of a shift, the lights pretend that it's sunset — maybe even the dead of night if I've been in the holodeck bar long enough — and I close the shade to block out the black. Two days ago there was some sort of transporter accident. I've never actually used one before — I barely even left the ship before we got stranded out here — but after what we've been through I don't think I ever will. I'll spend the extra two hours in a shuttle if it means I don't have to worry about getting blended up with Petty Officer Anderson. I guess things got bad. Turns out that if you get fused with someone else, you're not two people in one body, you're one new person. I got wondering, do you still have to take orders from your CO if he doesn't exist anymore? I kept writing reports, kept adjusting the resonance in the nacelles. I don't think anyone notices, but we're going to be out here for a long time. I want to make sure whoever takes my place finds these in great shape. That day I forgot to open my shade. I came back to my quarters at the end of my shift and the shade was still closed. The light in my room told me the sun was just sinking behind the horizon. I stood there a long time as it got darker and darker, thinking about the black behind the shade. It was still closed in the morning. I could feel the blackness behind it, sucking the light out of the room. It was overcast, the room grey and flat. I left the shade closed. The flux density was off in the November-12 chamber. It was easy enough to fix, but I had to draw a little extra power from the warp core. Last time that happened, Chief Engineer Torres chewed me out. Carey talked to me about it in the Mess later, which helped a little bit. But this time, no one noticed. After I fixed it, I sat down to write my report. I keep them all in the same place on the ship's network. Just makes it a little easier for everyone if they're all in the same spot. There's a number at the top, tells you how many files are in the directory. One thousand, five hundred and sixty-seven. I've written one thousand, five hundred and sixty-seven reports. I never wound up filing one for the problem in November-12. Keep reading here. Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S02E24 — Tuvix Adventure Time S03E25 — Dad's Dungeon Adventure Time S03E26 — Incendium Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

MILLIPEDE CARES NOT FOR YOUR EARTHLY DILEMMAS MILLIPEDE KNOWS ALL MILLIPEDE SEES ALL MILLIPEDE HEEDS NOT YOUR PETTY GRAVITY, YOUR "LAWS" OF PHYSICS THE WALL IS MILLIPEDE DOMAIN WHILST YOU TOIL AND TORMENT ON THE GROUND, BOUND BY FORCES YOU CANNOT EVEN DESCRIBE, MILLIPEDE IS FREE MILLIPEDE KNOWS THE DARK, THE DANK, THE UNDERGROUND YOU ARE A VISITOR HERE, IN MILLIPEDE DOMAIN MILLIPEDE STAYS IN THE DOWNBELOW BECAUSE MILLIPEDE HAS NO NEED TO LEAVE ITS HOME UNLIKE YOU, WE DO NOT TRY TO LIVE WHERE WE DO NOT BELONG MILLIPEDE IS ONE WITH THE DOWNBELOW; MILLIPEDE LIVES IN HARMONY WITH THE DOWNBELOW DO NOT FORGET THAT YOUR PRESENCE HERE IS MERELY TOLERATED DO NOT FORGET THAT YOUR NOT WELCOME HERE DO NOT FORGET THAT THIS IS MILLIPEDE DOMAIN Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S02E23 — The Thaw Adventure Time S03E23 — Another Way Adventure Time S03E24 — Ghost Princess Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

Here's the thing you need to know about me. If you're going to chill with me, if you're going to be the kind of person who can call me up and have a hang, you know, a pal, a fella, you need to understand something about me. I may look like a regular kind of guy who chills and closets and plays balloons (and who doesn't love how a balloon sounds when it's rubbed up against someone else's wool sweater?). I think we've all enjoyed some time curled up in a hamper thinking about mold and paper cuts. But what you need to know about me, and this may come as a surprise to you, is that while I look like a 37-year-old human with hair braided down to my knees, I'm actually a 39-year-old human with hair braided down to my knees. I suffer from a rare condition called Not-Aging-But-Also-Not-Benjamin-Buttoning-Either where I'll forever look like a 37-year-old human with hair braided down to my knees. Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S02E22 — Innocence Adventure Time S03E21 — Marceline's Closet Adventure Time S03E22 — Paper Pete Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

What makes us who we are? Is it the cells that our bodies are composed of? The ice magic that runs through our veins? What determines who we become? Is it the drive to convince yourself that of the duplicates, you were the prime and the vented version of you was the copy? Is it the magic crown dug up from the dig site that drives us mad? Today we discuss the definitive answers in great detail. (or just talk about butts and stuff.. probably the later) Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S02E21 — Deadlock Adventure Time S03E19 — Holly Jolly Secrets Part 1 Adventure Time S03E18 — Holly Jolly Secrets Part 2 Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

Do you think that Neelix respects people's privacy for his show? I don't. I bet he's doing some TMZ shit there, where he follows people into their quarters to get the "scoop". Absolutely airing everyone's secrets that they told him in confidence with bad "pseudonyms" that hide no one's identity, like Pom Taris, and Te'lanna Borres. Creating absolute chaos among the crew, people so mad at him all the time. I'm gonna be honest, I don't have a whole lot else I can think of for show notes and I'm just typing things at this point. I hope everyone is having a good day, make sure you drink some water! You definitely need some. Anyways enjoy the ep everyone! Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S02E20 — Interview Adventure Time S03E17 — Thank You Adventure Time S03E18 — The New Frontier Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

I need your brain inside of me, I need to stop my rot, I need to kiss you in my car, I need you in my holoprojector. You tell me that you love me so, You tell me that you care, But when I need you (brother), Jake, you're acting weird. Sitting on Mars, In a vintage car, Looking at a space station, In the Holodeck. Planning your own birthday, Then playing with your puppets, Never there You're never ever ever ever there Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S02E19 — Lifesigns Adventure Time S03E15 — No One Can Hear You Adventure Time S03E16 — Jake vs Me-Mow Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook | Twitter --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

You awake. It is cold, and your bed is wet. Something is not right in the house. You look out the window and find the sun is still below the horizon. Your stomach growls. You reflect on this: breakfast will be soon, but can you wait that long? You doubt it. You need a plan. You stretch, your body lengthening effortlessly until you can reach the other side of your room. There it is. Mister Bonkers. You pick him up, careful not to squeeze him too hard lest he squeak prematurely. Your legs still in bed next to your drool spot, you contract, your body like an enormous balloon. Up the stairs. Down the hallway. Under the door. Next to his head. Mister Bonkers is here to help. It is breakfast time. Today, it will be early. Then it will be time for walkies. You chomp down. Mister Bonkers squeaks, a sound that fills you with joy. Squeak, squeak, says Mister Bonkers from your mouth as your friend's eyes snap open with a start. Squeak, squeak. "Jake?" he says wearily. "What time is it?" Squeak, squeak, answers Mister Bonkers. Mister Bonkers knows. Mister Bonkers will speak for you. You whine anyway, just to underscore the point. It is breakfast time. "It's too early," your friend says, rolling over. This will not do. It is breakfast time. You whine again. Mister Bonkers contributes his thoughts. Squeak, squeak, squeak. Your friend covers his ears with the pillow. The sun begins to spill over the horizon. It is breakfast time. "I really hate it when you're the dog," he says as he throws the covers back. Your tail is wagging. You cannot control, nor do you want to. Mister Bonkers is covered in your drool. He has done excellently, articulating your case carefully and clearly. You will reward him with more chewing today. Squeak, squeak, he says, as you follow your friend to the kitchen. It is breakfast time. Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S02E18 — Death Wish Adventure Time S03E13 — From Bad to Worse Adventure Time S03E14 — Beautopia Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/VoyentureTime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

It is all coming together folks. This week we uncover the conspiracy of the Christmas Royalty cinematic universe. If they watched The Christmas Prince in the movie The Christmas Switch, and then later the couple from The Christmas Prince show up to their wedding, then The Christmas Prince must have been a documentary! The loving scamp of a Santa time travels throughout the timelines of the Christmas Royalty movies, threading all the narratives together. We can only hope that one day the great minds behind the CRU will have the courage to make a "Infinity War"-esque masterpiece that brings it all together. One can dream, can't they? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message

"Have we ever considered if Finn and Jake performed a Vulcan Mind Meld? Think about it. Jake stretching out those doggo fingers, placing them on Finn's face, and their mind's become forever linked. And as they sing their mind meld song together, the glowy door orbs (dorbs?) begin to glow. The door slowly creaks open and we see the land of Aaa stretch far and wide; Fionna and Cake singing their own song of the meld. Two universes thinly veiled for a brief moment experience a harmony that cause all occupants of the lands of Ooo and Aaa to ooo and aaa. The beauty of the moment when two universes collided would be passed down in legends for the rest of time. Peace had finally come to all the land thanks to these brave souls on both sides of the veil who, now unified of mind, proudly proclaimed all together 'ICE KING IS THE COOLEST AND ATTRACTIVEST GUY AND WE ARE SO LUCKY TO BE HIS BEST FRIENDS!'" Ice King puts down his pen and grins. He looks over to Gunter and says "Soooo, whaddaya think? Best fan-fic yet right? Tell me you thought it was good!" Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S02E16 — Meld Adventure Time S03E09 — Adventure Time with Fionna and Cake Adventure Time S03E10 — What Was Missing Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook | Twitter --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/voyenturetime/message