Wandering Worms

It's that time again sports fans where we delve in to a sports related question! Ever think sports needs to be more exciting?! We sure do! So we are here to do the sports world a favour and add some excitement into the boring world of sports! So put on that protective helmet we don't want you hurting your head! It's worm time!

It's been 2 long weeks since we last saw you, how have you been? Did you get back waxed? Did you manage to win the biscuit eating competition? Anyway enough questions for you, it's our job to answer questions and this week was have some hard hitting ones! So buckle up those laces you don't want to fall over! It's worm time!

Welcome back to the worms of hazard! Only joking its just us the normal Wandering Worms! But you were confused for a second weren't you! Don't worry it's all back to normal from here on in! We have another question we will get to the one true answer for you! Among some other factoids and marvels for you to enjoy! So buckle up that velcro we don't want you to lose your shoes! It's worm time!

Welcome back worm fans to another installement of your favourite podcast! This week we have another fool-proof idea to make us millions! As always there is no way this plan can fail and we just have to wait for the money to start rolling in! Interested? Who wouldn't be!? So it's to time strap on your wellies and get knee deep in entertainment! It's worm time!

Step into an unusually amusing world in this podcast episode, where two humorously uncensored comic hosts traverse tortuous trails of randomness. They engage in an array of eccentric conversations revolving around everyday life, quirky business ideas, and hypothetical scenarios. This episode features discussions ranging from life's uncertainties such as the existence of Bigfoot and the emotional dilemmas of falling pandas, to theoretical linguistics and pandemonium at a Bigfoot's birthday party. Their animated conversation, sprinkled with laughter and unexpected turns, escalates to imagining a ‘wordless' podcast and explores the concept of a themed hotel. Recognized as the Locked Out Hotel, their inventive idea revolves around guests solving puzzles to unlock their allocated rooms. The journey encapsulates a thrilling blend of adventure, mystery, and fun. The absurdity of the concept is balanced with the excitement and satisfaction that a mystery-solving journey offers. Join them on this whimsical exploration. This freewheeling episode serves as an intriguing escape from the mundane, promising a blend of lighthearted humor, shared narratives, and delightful absurdities. Be prepared to brace yourself for laughter and an adventure of a lifetime in the Locked Out Hotel.

Dive into the hilarious world of two whimsical worms as they meander from topic to topic, discussing everything from elephants sneezing, the language of bees, to the origin of words in this eccentric episode. Their eccentric debate includes game show nostalgia, featuring all-time favorites like Catchphrase and Supermarket Sweep. They envision entertaining encounters featuring Stephen Mulhern in an imaginary cage match. Welcoming you to an entertaining audio adventure, they emphasise on not taking anything too seriously while indulging in their absurd yet captivating banter. In a surprising turn of events, hacking takes centerstage in their conversation. Think: hacking for fun, and definitely not for world domination. What computer would you hack? A government system filled with secrets or a fast food chain's database for a laugh? What's more appealing: unearthing governmental secrets or manipulating a food menu for your own indulgence? This unexpectedly humorous exploration of hacking drips with imagination, mischief, and infectious laughter. Finally, the conversation delves into their fast-food fantasies, imagining the uproar and convenience caused by changing popular items on the McDonald's and KFC menus. The lighthearted chat expands onto hacking the fast food system to benefit society by providing cost-effective and abundant meal options. Debating potential criminal consequences for such amusing hacking scenarios, the discussion culminates in a perfectly planned nugget heist, leaving you hungry for more!

Morning space biscuits! This episode dives into a rollercoaster of laughs as we discuss everything from yogurt viscosity and butter conspiracies, to the existence of space lobsters and an obscene one-million-pound-piece of bread. Embark on a captivating ride into intriguing yogurt-eating methods, as we dissect traditional spoon-and-cup types versus yogurt tubes. We then take a detour into butter conspiracies and its implications on baking. The show unexpectedly then delves into a comedic tale about a space lobster - guaranteed laughter awaits! But that's not all, there's more to this comedic adventure! Enjoy rib-tickling discussions about future laws, social media regulations, and spectral legalities. Is it possible to have a 'Social Media License'? Could there be a court for ghosts in the future? Tune in to explore these concepts, laced with references from popular ghost and vampire movies, and anticipate a hearty laugh! This episode of Galactic Banter offers an engaging exploration of hypothetical future discourses, absurd notions and spectral duties. Prepare for a belly-full of laughter, as we navigate these madcap scenarios.

Welcome back worm friends! How is the new year treating you? If you ever entered a lookalike constest of yourself where do you think you would place? Well we have some interesting facts as always about some of our famous friends! So put down that cheese toastie, we don't want crumbs all over our podcast! It's listening time!

Another year down and the same again from the top! What are you going to do differently this time! More snacks? More naps? Both sound good who says you have to pick one? This year we are working on getting the famous people onboard who knows who it will be?

Its Christmas time again on the wormcraft, so we have been putting up the tinsel and eating lots of cookies, but is it about time a new holiday season is added to the end of the year, Christmas has been too powerful for too long, so as space worms it's out job to interject!

Remember everyone's favourite meal prep system? That's right surprise cans at home, well now its coming to a casino near you! All the joy of surprise cans with the responsible addition of gambling! So get ready to clear that bank account it's time for surprise cansino!

Congratulations you have just graduated clown college! Now it's time to put that knowledge to good use! Could you help us makes some security guards laugh while we rob a bank! Only joking we would never do that unless you want to do it then, well we wouldn't want to get in the way of your dreams! Anyway its time to entertain people via soundwaves go hold fire for now!

It's that age old straw question, how many holes does a straw have! We do get kinda side tracked on this one, so it's best to bring refreshments and sit in a comfortable seat! We don't want you getting cramp now do we! So salt that popcorn and ice those party rings, it's worm time!

Hey everyone, it's time for the weekly shop so jump in the back of the car its down to the supermarket! Don't forget the bags! While we are there you can pick out one thing you want as long as you behave. Don't dawdle though we have a podcast to broadcast so keep up the pace!

Have you ever dreamed about riding a steamboat down a waterfall? Well neither have we but it's nice to ask. This week on the number 1 worm podcast we invent a renewable energy source, negotiate world peace and talk about eating a whole potato! Two of those things aren't true but can you guess which?! Only one way to find out if you are right, time to listen up!

Good news everyone! We are finally looking to get sponsored and we have the best candidate in line! We had to sift through thousands of applicants! But it was worth all the effort, so now the ads are been recorded and the new business cards are at the printers, we just need to stock up on raisins then its business time! So buckle in and sit down its worm time!

Morning Brioche Bandits! We're back again with a brand new podcast, well at least a well recycled podcast! It's like new! But anyway, is your best friend a crocodile? Stuck what to get them for their 24th birthday, well as always we're here answering the hard hitting questions! Answer 5 will blow your mind! Anyway strap in it's worm time! 

Ever wanted to be a spy? Well we haven't, but it doesn't stop us talking about James Bond! Ever thought his gadgets need some work well we've got you! So strap on your fanciest tuxedo's and start shaking those Martini's because it's worm spy time! 

News just in, or at least, News! Pluto isn't a planet anymore! How dare they do this and who is the they that did it?! Surely only Plutonians can decide if Pluto is a planet or not! While we take this to interplanetary court join us on the worm craft with a bowl of cheerio's and help us decide on our talent competition entries, Miss Planet here we come!

Did you know apparently polar bear fur is clear?! That can't be true right? Well how do you feel about during an expert investigation team to find out! It's time to become honorary worms! So pack up your Jacob's Crackers and a health supply of Dairy Lea and get ready to get on the road! Road trip! 

Does anyone actually know what a pie is? Between fish pies, shepherd pies and pork pies, there is no consistency! Well your favourite worms are on the case, it's time someone went deep into the pie underbelly to uncover the truth and have some tasty snacks while at it! So buckle up those buckle belts, it's worm time!

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It's about that time of the morning again, where your favourite worms transmit their musings into your human airwaves! So settle down with those sugar puffs and prepare to listen! Ever dreamed of becoming that guy from the boxing movies?! Not that one the other one, you know the one that trains the main guy! Well so do we! So prepare for a training montage it's worm time!

Every wonder why Minority Report was called Minority Report? Well we have finally uncovered the mystery, it's about time someone unveiled the history of the particles! So don't let Tom Cruise scare you he is only a little guy! So get yourself a bag of brazil nut's and a comfy bean bag and gather round, it's story time!

It's never too late to reinvent the bicycle, if anything it's overdue and by bicycle we mean toilet paper and reinvent, rename but you get what we mean! This time we handle the tough task of bringing toilet paper into the modern era, it's been left to stagnate for too long! So buckle up your braces, we don't want you to hurt yourselves! Lets goooo!

Don't be scared it's just us, your favourite space worms! This time we are going round a jacket factory, we always wanted to know how jackets were made! But that's nothing to do with the episode we just wanted to share what we were doing. Have you ever been told to dress for the job you want?! Well maybe the employers should be dressing you for the job they want you to do! Why do we have to do everything! I didn't even want a job! I've stressed myself now I need a bubble bath!

The recipe for a perfect movie? Easy, take Stone Cold Steve Austin, Brendan Fraser and that kid from We're The Millers and put them together in a rom-com, all we need now is a script and a camera! Don't believe us this is the perfect cast well you would need to listen for all the in-depth analysis!

They said it couldn't be done! Who's they you ask? Well no one is quite sure but they still said it! But we proved them wrong we finally did it! Did what you ask, well that's a secret!........ OK, OK we'll share but you will have to listen to find out!

Morning sports fans it's that time of the fortnight again where your favourite worms release to the airwaves, this time we're packing heat! And by heat it's mainly fruit and laughter! Have you ever wanted to know what the funniest fruit is, well wonder no more because we are here to deliver, so hop into the gravy boat and buckle up!

Morning cloud fans it's that time of the fortnight again where your favourite worms broadcast their inspirational musings, so buckle up and tighten your swim caps! This time we uncover the mystery of the toilet cistern, ever wonder why it's behind you? Well think no more we are here to provide all the thoughts for you! Just give us a second while we salt our popcorn and we are all yours!

Fan of collectible cardboard circles? Have a desire to throw a larger metal circle at a stack of them?! Well so do we and we think it's about time Pog's made a comeback! Who cares that some kids may of tried to use them as an improvised weapon, no gain without pain we say! So gather round the lava lamp and get your slammers out it's Pog time!

If a tree fall's in the forest and no one is there to see, doe's anyone really care? Want an answer to that question and other questions no one has ever asked? Well you have come to the right place and you're just in time the chicken nuggets have just come out the oven! So grab a dip of choice and gather round in imitation camp fire, it's story time!

Hey worm fan's it's time to get your side hustle on! Tired of that 9 til 5? Want to ride a yacht on the open seas? Well we're here to give you the fastest way to make a million! That's right make a million overnight in a few simple steps! Too good be to true? Well maybe, but you will have to listen to find out! Worm out!

Its the big one, the sequel to the first episode of the year! The second episode of the year! And keeping on track we have all sorts of huge giveaways and promos! To unlock them you just need to listen to the whole episode and figure out the secret message! Atleast we think we added it?! Well only one way to find out!

Here we are again at the precipice of another year, that's right boys and girls its all down hill from here! But don't be scared your favourite worms are here to guide you through it all! So strap in and hold hands, we can do this!

It's that time of the year again, time to get your chestnuts roasting on an open fire and put out cookies for the big guy himself! But what are you going to watch on Christmas day?! There are so many movies we couldn't possibly tell you what to watch but we can tell you what to not watch! That's right it's time to decide the worst Christmas movie of all time and this is definitive to no arguing! So wrap up warm worm fan's it's time to get juicy!

Howdy partners, I hope you have your cap guns ready because it's time for a shootout! Plastic caps vs paper caps which is the superior! And was anyone else a double capper out there? Well it's time to find out in the web of alternate timelines, but don't be scared we are here to hold your hand! Wormbots rollout!

Who is the most powerful being in the universe? Will Resistance of course! Finally we uncover the mysteries of Will Resistance and the secret of his powers! Don't worry if you don't know who he is, that could be one of his powers! So buckle up calpol cowboys because its time to get real wild! 

That's right it's morphing time ranger fans! They said it couldn't be done but what do they know?! Finally the ultimate ranger podcast has been created, oh we talk about some other stuff as well! Do you wish you had an extra hour in the day to do whatever you wanted? Well it's time to get down to the registry office and elect your chosen subject, get it locked in now before they close! It's podcast time worm fans!

Don't you hate it when you are mysteriously teleported to an alien planet, we sure do! But the main thing to do is stay calm and assess the situation, not sure what to do, well good news for you we are here to help out! So as always prepare to strap in for another episode of Wandering Worms! So cream your scones and butter your waffles its worm time!

Worm people, we know you all have potential, but are you having problems extracting it?! Well worry no more, use the potential tap to tap into all the potential! Or other things like tree's we're not here to stop you, but make sure you have your trade number when you get to the till!

Guys and Gals, it's that time of the year again! The Sploogies! The greatest award ceremony of all time, what would you do with yours if you won one?! We know what we would do, keep it nice and cool in the fridge like good space worms! So lets settle down on our bean bags, open a fresh bags of dried apricots and enjoy the glitz and glam of the red carpet!

Howdy! Look at you veterans getting all the way up to episode 40!!!! I think you deserve some wagyu beef! Not from us, we only have butter and chain mail on board the wormcraft but maybe you can ask your local butcher for some floor beef it's much cheaper and has that authentic outback grit! Where was I going with this....oh yes...40!! As always keep your arms and legs tucked in close to your body as we take the rollercoaster to ask Wonder Woman for her Lasso of Truth! Yippee!!!

It's that time of the fortnight again! Your favourite worms at broadcasting from the wormcraft and this time they are helping you destress with some worm yoga! Have you ever thought about what your favourite encyclopaedia entry would be? Or when did the croc become such a fashion item? Well as always we are here to answer questions at the tip of cutting edge! So buckle your seatbelts we don't' want to be pulled over again, leeetss gooooooo!

You know you can stop listening in between episodes! Look we know we are riveting and you just can't get enough but you have to take a break!! So before you go off for that snooze feast your ears on this weeks episode! This time with worms you'll find out the strongest currency in the world, why we don't trust He-Man and what the final episode of power rangers will be! Ooo, the excitement...I know I can feel it too! Strap in tight worm lovers!  

Why were the lambs silent?! Who silenced them and why?! Well there's only one worm duo who can find out! If you see them can you tell us! For now you have us and we make no promises! So why don't you roll yourself up in the duvet like a burrito and enjoy the next 40 minutes of eartainment!

Is anyone left after the heatwave?! If so we're back with another episode, so why not get yourself a cool lemonade and entertain your ears for a while! Want the mysteries of red foam unravelled or are you more of a bagel sort of gal? Well we have you covered either way! Its worm time!

Hello there you beautiful people! Let's get you ready for another scintillating episode, then when you are done come back and listen to us! We will blow your minds with some fascinating Crayola facts just like they blew ours! Wash your feet before you sit down and lets get it on! 

The sun's out so time to bring out old faithful! The mullet! But what's that you want more, can I tempt you with a reverse mullet?! Do you have the power to wield it or will you crumble under the pressure, legends tell of those who could pull it off! So gather round the lava lamp and listen to your favourite worms weave the tale into your ear lobes!

Gather round it's time for the Wandering Worms spring sale and what's that, it's the last day, everything must go! So get your jorts and string vests while they are super cheap, also remember to download all our episodes for completely free! Worm out!

Helloooooo.....is anybody listening! Probably not but if you are, you know the drill. Let's keep this simple, this time you're getting the fascination of some cheese hoods, that's right fully portable hoods of cheese. I know, obvious right! Then we slide in next to that the fear of swimming in the ocean a simple enough question! So, I need you to get off the trampoline that's enough exercise for today, go and get in the hot tub with your neighbour and put on some smooth Jazz. After an hour, when you are fully relaxed open a can Coca Cola and get ready to listen!!