Podcasts about if you are

Scripture For Today:  1 Thessalonians 5:25 “Brothers and Sisters, Pray for Us!” Pray for Your EnemiesI want to continue to look at some of the other principles in prayer that Jesus taught on during His ministry here on earth. As we move through these next series of teachings, we will see that Jesus taught us to pray for our enemies and for laborers to be raised up for the harvest of souls. We will also see how the Book of Matthew records Jesus' teaching on the “Prayer of Faith” – which is believing you receive WHEN you pray.  I Matthew 5:44-45, Jesus tells us for whom to pray. Sometimes, it seems people are in doubt as to who they should actually be praying for (outside, that is, of their own family). But here, we find information that gives us some specific instructions in answer to that question. “But I say unto you, LOVE your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you and PRAY for them that despitefully use you and persecute you; so that you may be children of your Father, which is in Heaven. For He makes the sun to rise on the evil and the good and sends rain on the just and the unjust.” Do you want to know who to pray for? Jesus said very clearly hear to “Pray for them which despitefully use you and persecute you…” Jesus DID NOT SAY to criticize and talk about those who despitefully use you and persecute you. He said to PRAY for them. How many of us are 100% spot on with this verse of scripture?  Probably 100% spot on WRONG…I know I have to raise my hand here. Amen! Don't look at me in that tone of voice!  Praise God! I can see AND hear you by the Spirit… “Well, brother Bob, in this day and time, in this political climate, in this culture we are living in – EVERYBODY hates Christians and EVERYBODY is doing so much evil and EVERYBODY is so spiteful – you just can't help but criticize the evil we see them doing, promoting and participating in…it is just awful.” I know. I know. BELIEVE ME – I know! Like I said, I've been guilty of this, too. But, as in all things, let's go to the Word of God for our answer to what we should be doing. Have you ever noticed, sometimes, the “TRUTH” hurts? But it is still the TRUTH. And the truth here is the Word of God. So, let's look at it again… “PRAY FOR THEM.”  Do you want to “get even?” Do you want to “punish them” for their ungodly conduct and actions? The best way to do that is to PRAY for them!  Let's just look at retribution for political activists and politicians that are doing things contrary to the Word of God. The evil and sin they are promoting, etc. If YOU say or do something, that could backfire on you quickly in the natural. BUT – if you pray for them. If you pray to the Father to intervene – you are putting Spiritual forces to work that are more powerful than you could ever accomplish on your own. Amen! Notice the next verse, too:  “…so that you may be children of your Father, which is in Heaven. For He makes the sun to rise on the evil and the good and sends rain on the just and the unjust.” Jesus is inferring here that, IF YOU ARE a Child of God, you WOULD be doing what He said to do in verse 44. Since you are doing that, God WILL BLESS YOU.  But, in blessing you, He will also be blessing the sun to rise on the evil doers. He will bless the evil with rain in due season, etc. But He is not sending it to BLESS THEM. He is sending it to BLESS YOU. Do you remember the parable where Jesus was in the boat sleeping when a storm bore down on the boat and the disciples were worried they were going to sink?  In Mark 4:35-41 you can read about it. But verse 36 is the part I want to share. It says, “…and there were other boats with Him.” The boat Jesus was in was not the only one on the lake and in danger when the storm hit. But all of those other boats were blessed when Jesus calmed the sea so HIS BOAT could go to the other shore. This works the same way. When God...

Don't Make This Network Marketer Blunder!If You ARE, You're Letting TONS of New Leads & Prospects Go!There's a super easy strategy and tool I use ALL. THE. TIME.I mean every day - without fail!And in my experience, I don't see many MLMers doing it.With this one small thing, I've brought in 56% more prospects and leads than every before!I seriously can't recommend highly enough that you start doing this too.Every Day.Learn all about it in this podcast episode NOW!Links mentioned in this podcast:Magic Conversations that Close REJECTION-FREESurvio - www.survio.com

Last year, as COVID-19 cases spiked around the world, many thought cinemas would die. China’s box office sales from the past few months tell a different story. The country’s film market broke several world records in 2021, selling roughly $1.2 billion in tickets. Although theaters in the U.S., which are the primary competitors of theaters in China, have been closed, more and more Chinese people continue to head to the movies. One of the secret weapons is the production of a “Chinese New Year film” for the whole family. Ye Qing, a culture reporter at CGTN, and Cheng Rui, a producer at Wanda Studios, joined Aladin to talk about the winning recipe for success at this year's box office and discuss how these films are made.Middle Earth is made by China Compass Productions. If you have a China-themed cultural project, please get in touch!With thanks to Brenden Gonsalves for graphic design and Sean Calvo for music support.Recommendations: The 1997 movie The Dream Factory (甲方乙方 jiǎfāng yǐfāng).The 2002 movie Fat Choi Spirit (呖咕呖咕新年财 lìgū lìgū xīnnián cái).Answers to the quiz:Detective Chinatown 2 made only 0.4% of its box office sales outside of China.The 1981 movie In-Laws (喜盈门 xǐ yíngmén) sold 469 million tickets. The 2008 movie If You Are the One (非诚勿扰 fēichéng wùrǎo) shares the same name as the Jiangsu TV dating show.

When I first started The Leaders Institute ® folks would ask me, “What do you do?” I would answer with “I teach important leadership skills to executives.” Then I would get a blank stare looking back at me. Sometimes, the person would try to clarify and say something like, “oh, so like time management, right?” Of course, that wasn’t exactly what I was doing.What I realized was that different people had dramatically different definitions of what leadership skills actually were. (In fact, for clarification, make sure to look at Soft Skills: What Are They?)So, before I get into the 5 Important Leadership Skills, let me give you my definition of what they are.Leadership skills are the highest level of soft-skill. These skills are used to inspire others, create a vision for a new path, and develop the skills and confidence of people around you. Basically, leaders create paths where no path existed previously.If You Are an Executive, Focus on Building These Important Leadership Skills.To grow as a leader and to build a great team, practice these leadership skills.Innovation: Leaders Create the New Path.Collaboration: Get Cooperation from Your Team Members and Other Leaders.Vision: Have a Clear and Specific Picture of Where You and Your Team Are Going.Motivation: It Will Get Hard, But Keep Moving Forward.Creativity: When Those Obstacles Appear, Look for Ways to Move Around Them (or Through Them.)Inspiration: Lead Your Team to Higher Levels of Creativity as Well.For the full show notes, go to 6 Important Leadership Skills that Every Executive Needs to Develophttps://www.leadersinstitute.com/6-important-leadership-skills-that-every-executive-needs-to-develop/

If You Are a Follower of Jesus, then Sooner or Later God Will Intervene in Your Life Through the Holy Spirit – “do not be anxious” MESSAGE SUMMARY: Where is God’s involvement in your life? God’s “life interventions”, in your life, can provide either a success or a setback. For example, we lose a job; or we get a job. God can turn our world upside down. It is not that we have done anything wrong; it is the Holy Spirit working out God’s purpose in your life. We need to hear what the Angels said in Mathew 1:20: “an angel of the Lord appeared to him in a dream, saying, ‘Joseph, son of David, do not fear to take Mary as your wife, for that which is conceived in her is from the Holy Spirit.’”; and we need to hear what Jesus said in Mathew 6:34: “Therefore do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Sufficient for the day is its own trouble.”. If we follow the lead of the Holy Spirit in all aspects and seasons of our lives, we can see the birthing of another miracle in our lives.   TODAY’S AFFIRMATION: Today, because of I am filled with the Holy Spirit, I will not be controlled by my Inconsistencies. Rather, I will walk in the Spirit’s fruit of Faithfulness. “The fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control.” (Galatians 5:22f). SCRIPTURE REFERENCE (ESV): John 20:19-25; Luke 24:46-49; John 1:12; Psalms 78e:49-60. THIS SUNDAY’S AUDIO SERMON: You can listen to Archbishop Beach’s Current Sunday Sermon: “Today, With All the “Clutter” in Our lives from Information Noise and the Uncertainties Surrounding Us, Listening for God’s Voice is Critical", at our Website: https://awtlser.podbean.com/ WEBSITE LINK TO DR. BEACH’S SERMON VIDEO – “We All Need “Hope” in Today’s World of Fear, Doubt in Our Faith, and Feelings of “Hopelessness”; and God Is this “Hope””:  www.AWFTL.org/watch DONATE TO AWFTL: https://mygiving.secure.force.com/GXDonateNow?id=a0Ui000000DglsqEAB

Using Oth-ni-el as an example, I want us to see what happens when we are surrendered to God, Faithful to God and make ourselves available to God and allow His Spirit to work in our lives. The Spirit hasn't changed. If He produced a masterpiece in Oth-ni-el, he can inside of us as well. There are five things that happen when we become like Oth-ni-el Faithful and available. 1. If You Are like Oth-ni-el God Will Use You - 2. If You are like Oth-ni-el you Will filled with the Spirit - 3. If you are like Oth-ni-el you will Influence others 4. If you are like Oth-ni-el you will Be victorious 5. If You are Like Oth-ni-el you will have Peace -

Australia’s population has been characterised by constant change for many decades, yet anxiety over a rising Asia and racism are continued factors. This has been made even more evident recently with the escalation in racial abuse towards Australians of Asian heritage due to COVID-19. Professor David Walker, Deakin University and Professor Jing Han, Western Sydney University look at how our past still fuels anxiety and racism today. Professor David Walker draws on his latest book Stranded Nation: White Australia in an Asian Region which looks at Australia from 1920 – 1970 and addresses how Australia sought to convince both itself and its neighbours that it belonged within the Asian region. While Professor Jing Han shares her thoughts on modern Australia’s anxiety and how her translation work on the unexpected hit ‘If You Are the One’ has led to an unprecedented cultural impact and influence on Australian audiences in understanding the ordinary lives of Chinese people.

Scaling A Business By Getting Off The TruckWhen it comes to the service industry it can be especially hard to scale a business. A lot of contractors who own their own service business are still doing the actual work, which leaves little time for business owner tasks. When scaling a business, the first step is removing some of the hats you are wearing. If you are wearing all the hats in your service business, the first real step towards scaling a business and freedom, is getting off the truck!How To Scale UpNathan Hiebert, our San Antonio, TX franchisee owned his own gutter business in Uvalde Texas for many years and was having this exact issue. He was hitting a plateau year-over-year within his business and was struggling to grow past a certain point. After much research on scaling a business, he even considered franchising his own gutter business. That was when he found The Brothers that just do Gutters and realized we had already done exactly what he was looking to do.In this episode we talk to Nathan about the process of converting from an independent gutter business owner to a franchise gutter business owner - and his growth since doing so.Episode Breakdown -00:50 The History Of Hiebert Gutters03:18 Nathan’s Trucking History05:27 Injury Triggers The Need For Change06:57 Should I Franchise My Business?07:20 Nathan Finds Brothers Gutters09:04 Why Give a % To A Franchise?10:50 The First Meeting14:05 Getting Off The Truck15:17 Having Time And Money At The Same Time17:00 How Nathan Got Off The Truck19:00 Avoiding “Reasons Not To Grow”20:28 Initial Struggle21:52 From Family Name To Franchise Brand23:25 “I Can’t Stay The Way I am & Expect Different Results.”24:53 Nathan’s “Name Change” Process24:40 The “You’re Not A Local Company” Misconception28:40 What’s Different 1 Year In?31:21 Nathan’s Future Goals35:10 Conversions Are Quicker Franchise Startup?37:40 If You Are ______, Then You Should Consider Converting To Franchise38:37 Who Is Ideal For Franchising?41:22 What Does Reinventing Contractor Service Mean?42:30 Contact Center And Support Allowing Excellent Service

If You Are...March 1, 2020 - Rev. Knauss by Community Lutheran Church

Ben McMahon learned Chinese in a Melbourne high school, but, like a lot of people who learn languages at high school, he didn’t really. But years later, when Ben was involved in a car accident, he woke up inexplicably speaking Chinese.Ben didn’t fumble or hesitate when he spoke. He didn't even have to translate from English in his head. Somehow the parts of his brain responsible for language had mysteriously flipped to Chinese.On this episode of Extremes we unpack Ben’s belief that destiny put him in that car accident. That he was supposed to learn fluent Chinese and ultimately appear on the world’s most-viewed dating show, "If You Are the One." See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

If You Are...Message for Small Seeds Sunday March 10th, 2019 Readings - By Emily: Psalm 91:1-2, 9-16 Romans 10:8-13 Luke 4:1-13 Children's Message - Pat Reistroffer (08:16) Message - Pastor Megan Filer (14:15)

First Sunday of Lent – Luke 4:1-13 The post If You Are the Son of God appeared first on St. James United Methodist Church.

(If You Are in Christ)

Unofficial reader question…reader who is “in a pickle.” Between two ladies and trying to decide who to continue with. The correct answer…and the answer to many others can be found in this episode. The Game is a book and process written by Neil Strauss that is how co host Ross Jaynes and Sarah Barry first connected. … Continue reading The Game…If You Are in a Pickle

My goal for this episode is to answer two questions. Is editing a podcast really worth the time? If so, what kind of things should I edit out of my podcast? Key Takeaways: Don’t wait till your podcast is popular before you start editing your show. Do the editing now for all your future listeners. Editing shows your listener that you respect their most valuable asset, which is their time. Everyone is fighting in the attention war. You have to keep your audience’s attention by giving them what they want. If you prepare more, you’ll end up having to do less editing. Raw recordings are ok if all the people on the show are great speakers. If they’re not, then you need to do some editing. If your guest is funny or providing a lot of value, a few filler words won’t ruin the experience. When people think about podcast editing, a topic that comes up is audio quality. Audio quality is important, but that's a topic for another episode. Just think about this: The top shows in iTunes all sound good. Think About the Long Game One of the reasons editing is so important is that your show (depending on your content and dedication) might be around for a very long time. Your audience might be small when you’re just starting out, but it will grow over time, and some people will go back and start from the beginning. You might think that your show will never be that popular, but you can’t know for sure. Is it worth putting your future podcast listeners through a bunch of mistakes just so you can save a couple hours every week? I don’t think it is. Spend the time doing a little bit of cleaning up and your future listeners will thank you. Don’t wait till your podcast is popular before you start editing your show. Do the editing now for all your future listeners. Editing Shows You Respect Your Audience’s Time Editing shows your listener that you respect their most valuable asset; their time. You might spend two hours cleaning up and polishing your audio, but think about how many people are in your audience and how much time you’ll be saving them collectively. Let’s say you have an audience of 1,000 people who download and listen to your podcast. You spend 2 hours editing your podcast and cut 5 minutes of junk and mistakes from the total running time. You just saved each of your 1000 audience members 5 minutes of time, but collectively you saved them 83 hours (1000 x 5 min = 5000 mins / 60 = 83 hours). You invested 2 hours and freed up 83 hours of time for other people. Editing shows your listener that you respect their most valuable asset, which is their time. If You Are a Podcast Creator, You Are Participating in the Attention War I first heard this term (attention war) in an audio book I was listening to called Ted Talks. As someone producing content, you’re competing with so many other forms of entertainment, including: Every other podcast Every music album created ever Audiobooks (Audible) Everyone is fighting in the attention war. You have to keep your audience’s attention by giving them what they want. You might be wondering, “Ok Aaron, so there’s an attention war. How do I make sure I create something great that people will want to listen to?” If You Prepare More, You'll Have to Edit Less Benjamin Franklin (smart dude) said, “An ounce of preparation is worth a pound of cure.” Note: The quote is actually, “An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.” Thanks to Daniel Glaze for pointing out my mistake! I still think it works though. If you want to make a great podcast, preparation is essential. Prepare an outline, know the point of your episode. Think about the journey that you want to take your listener on. Think about the main takeaways that you want people to remember when they’re done listening to your podcast. To prepare effectively, you need to know what your audience and what they’re interested in. You need to know what they want to hear and you need to be paying attention to what kinds of questions they’re asking. If you prepare more, you’ll end up having to do less editing. What About “Live to Tape” or “Raw” Conversations? There’s nothing wrong with “doing it live”, but live listeners will put up with stuff that podcast listeners won’t. They understand that it’s a live experience and whatever happens, happens. That’s part of the fun. But if you’re new to podcasting, chances are your “live to tape” recordings are going to be pretty shaky. Over time, with practice, you’ll get more natural and you’ll need to do less editing in post, but even the pros edit their podcasts. I’ve gotten way better at podcasting in the past year, but I’m going to continue editing my podcast because I’ll never be 100% perfect. Raw recordings are ok if all the people on the show are great speakers. If they’re not, then you need to do some editing. Ok, So What Do I Need to Edit Out of My Podcast? Think about what gets on your nerves in a podcast. The most obvious things to edit out are filler words. Ummms, long pauses and other verbal “mistakes”. This is especially important if you or your guest use a lot of filler words. People will get annoyed if there are a ton of ummms and not much “meat” or good content. You (as the editor) have to make the call about what to cut out and what to leave in. I have a pretty simple rule about what gets cut: If it makes me laugh, it will probably stay. If it doesn’t serve the purpose of the episode or if it’s not interesting, then it gets cut. Does this mean that you have to edit out every single pause or ummm or filler word? Not necessarily. If your guest is funny or providing a lot of value, a few filler words won’t ruin the experience. However, if your guest is not very good at speaking and it takes a long time for them to get to or make a point and if they’re using a ton of filler words and pausing a lot, you’ve got some editing to do. Otherwise, you’re going to lose listeners. They will turn the show off. Imagine if I left a 5 second pause after every few sentences. How long would you put up with that? Not long, I’d guess. Also, how many of you skip ads or long, extended intros? You don’t care about that stuff, you just want the interesting content. Your listeners feel the same way. What If I Don’t Know How to Edit? There are free and affordable editing programs like Audacity and Garageband. Get familiar with them. There are video tutorials for almost everything. If you can’t find a free tutorial on Google or Youtube, buy a Lynda.com subscription or look on a tutorial site like Udemy. Of course, you could also just try to figure it out for yourself. That’s not always the fastest way to learn new software, but it works for some people. If your time is just too valuable to spend an hour or three every week polishing/editing your podcast, hire a podcast editor. And I talked about this more in episode 8: Ten Things to Know Before You Hire a Podcast Editor. If you have to edit a show with multiple co-hosts every week, I suggest investing in professional editing software that allows you to do multi-track editing. I love Logic Pro X because I can quickly highlight and edit sections out of multiple tracks at the same time, and also because there are some great keyboard shortcuts and features that make the editing process much quicker than a program like Garageband. If you’re on a Windows PC, check out Adobe Audition. Recap: In closing, editing your podcast is important, but preparing the message or story or key points of your podcast episode is even more important. Remember, you are participating in the attention war. You’re competing against a ton of other people for your listeners attention. Bring your A game. If you don’t have time to invest in editing your podcast, hire a podcast editor for you. A good editor will know what to cut out and what to leave in. Q&A: Jordan Newhouse asked: I’m curious: On average, how much time do you cut from the podcasts you edit? How much shorter is the finished product than the original recording? Depends on the show, but for shows I'm just doing a quick cleanup for, it’s usually between two and five minutes. Occasionally there will be longer sections that need to be cut. Fillippe asked: How long does it take you to edit podcasts? It depends on the length of the show, how many people are on it, and how good they are at talking. In general, it usually takes me 2-3 times as long as the episode is. So if the episode is an hour long and there are two tracks, it’ll take me two to three hours to edit it. If there are very few mistakes, sometimes I can get a show edited in 1.5x the length of the show. You also have to remember that I’ve been editing podcast professionally for three years now, so I’m really fast. It’ll take longer when you’re just starting out, but hang in there and you’ll get faster. Scotty Russell asked: When just starting off, is making sure you’re editing a lot and polishing important or is just getting started and putting it out there best? Perfectionism is holding me back. Dude: Start your podcast already, man. I know you’re going to do a great job. Just think about your podcast episodes as mini talks; prepare an outline, hit a couple of points, record it, clean up any huge mistakes, and get it published. You’re going to make some small mistakes, that’s fine. Get started and iterate as you go. 2018 update: Scotty did start that show: https://www.perspective-collective.com/perspectivepodcast/ Jordan asked: I’ve been thinking about interview-type podcasts, as that’s what dominates my niche. I’ve read that for some of these an informally formatted interview chat is recorded in advance, then afterward the highlights and best stories are edited and a narrative is crafted to pull it all together. The narration is recorded after the fact. I guess my question is: What are your thoughts on this type of highly-edited podcast? (highly edited shows versus conversational shows) This is a question that comes up a lot. I did a poll on Twitter, asking if people preferred listening to highly edited podcasts, raw conversations, or somewhere in between. The majority voted for somewhere in between. I think people do like listening to conversations, but having structure helps the show stay valuable. I love raw conversations but I appreciate when podcasters edit out filler words or tangents. I also think the highly edited shows feel a little less personal, but they can still be very valuable if you take the time to craft a great story. They do take more time to produce, though. Keep that in mind when deciding what kind of show you want to make. Cool Stuff to Check Out: Recommended Gear: https://kit.com/thepodcastdude Podcast: https://thepodcastdude.simplecast.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thepodcastdude Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/thepodcastdude Successful Podcasting: http://successfulpodcasting.com Simplecast Blog: http://blog.simplecast.com/

The campus version of the popular Chinese matchmaking show "If You Are the One" was staged in Nanjing University over the weekend. This is actually a final exam for the university’s relationship training course. Did anyone go home with a girlfriend or boyfriend? Let’s find that out in a second.一场名为“红豆南国”的校园版“非诚勿扰”在南京大学火热进行。这实际上是该校“恋爱公开课”的结业考试。从“纸上谈兵”到实战，大学生们究竟表现如何呢？Heyang: So guys, we’ve talked about this love and relationship training course in Nanjing University before. And back then we said it is a great thing. How did it turn out? How did these students do?Luo Yu: For your reference, Nanjing University is one of the finest ones here in China, and it recently held the dating show to test students taking the school’s relationship training open class, as most of the graduate students have never been in love before.The show was designed in the format of a popular Chinese TV dating show 非诚勿扰 "If You Are the One" with participants from various universities in Nanjing.However, the result is only one couple successfully matched each other and received a 1,000-yuan "红包" from the school. It’s quite appalling from my perspective.Heyang: Appalling, why?Luo Yu: For one thing, only one couple succeeded. And for another, why most of the graduate students have never been in love before? It’s actually similar to the results of the survey conducted by Fudan, right? 72% percent of the students remain single when they are graduate students. Why is this?Michael: I think from what I conceive it, it’s so much on you when you are in high school, when you are in university, to do well, to get good grades. And the culture surrounding that is such that I think for many people, they just don’t have time to pursue any sort of relationship. And I think it’s a bit of a rough deal that a lot of Chinese students get because you have so much pressure throughout high school, to get good grades and to get into good universities and then to study hard. And once you’ve studied hard, and you’ve got your degree and all of a sudden, now the pressure from your parents if you to get married. And if you haven’t had any sort of relationship before, and as we can see from the fact that this course didn’t even exist in the first place. These people need so much help to entering into a relationship. I think it’s a very sad indictment of modern Chinese society and the pressure young people are under right now.Luo Yu: And plus, a lot of young students have got used to cyber space probably. So when it comes to face to face communication or interaction with the opposite sex, they tend to be shy.Heyang: Ok, yes, certainly, there has been a bit of a problem for these students if you only live in the cyber world. That is not enough when you try to find a boyfriend or a girlfriend. There is face to face, even physical contact maybe. So yes, you need to know how to deal with a real person. The thing is so unfair for Chinese students. There is one small thing I want to bring up, that Michael that is different in China as what you see. That is in university, what I see is when students go to university after Gaokao, they are like prisoners released from jail and there isn’t as much pressure to study in university. So it&`&s the time for people to party and have fun.Michael: So why don&`&t they?Heyang: They do, not all of them do. I’m confusing myself right here. So you are seeing a different scene in the university.Michael: But if this is the very fact that this course exists suggested a problem here that people are not interacting with each other or that sort of level. By the time they leave university, as we’ve heard just now, a lot of people who have never been in love. So why is this the case then if the people are, as what you say, going out and enjoying themselves, and going to a party something like that?Luo Yu: We’ve seen different types of people, because this course is specifically designed for those students who don’t know how to start a relationship. And those people are pretty much nerds themselves, and so some of the techniques might be very helpful. However, the success rate is so low as just one couple succeeded.Heyang: I urge this university to continue having this kind of training course. I think it’s useful for university students. Sometimes you just need to get out of your dorm and get away from your computer for a second and interact with real people.

A very gamey episode in which we make some big business decisions in the sumo ring, visit Legotown to chat to ‘news person’ and investigate everything that Drake is doing on the low. - A duo of ghosts perform Katy Perry’s California Gurls. - Bill Gates and Steve Jobs settle an argument using sumo wrestling. - We critique the Kill Bill ‘Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart-Technique’. - Ben pitches the idea of going out in a crazy drug binge at the age of 85. - We take a trip to Legotown and have a very impersonal discussion with ‘news person’. - We discuss the two faced baby and consider the benefits of being a conjoined twin. - The New Zealand Prime Minister claims he’s not a reptilian shape shifter. - Ben ponders what Drake is doing on the low. - Vicki gets hit on and despite her best efforts, can’t deter her pursuer. - Ben’s household is becoming a cult to the Chinese dating show If You Are the One. - Vicki locks herself out of her house and breaks her door down. - We play the new game Smith, Smith or The Smiths. - Ben see’s celebrity chef, Huey consume a teenager like a giant walking venus fly trap. - A young Vicki hire’s F.A.R.T. The Movie. - Vicki’s passes her random drug test with flying colours.

A very gamey episode in which we make some big business decisions in the sumo ring, visit Legotown to chat to ‘news person’ and investigate everything that Drake is doing on the low. - A duo of ghosts perform Katy Perry’s California Gurls. - Bill Gates and Steve Jobs settle an argument using sumo wrestling. - We critique the Kill Bill ‘Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart-Technique’. - Ben pitches the idea of going out in a crazy drug binge at the age of 85. - We take a trip to Legotown and have a very impersonal discussion with ‘news person’. - We discuss the two faced baby and consider the benefits of being a conjoined twin. - The New Zealand Prime Minister claims he’s not a reptilian shape shifter. - Ben ponders what Drake is doing on the low. - Vicki gets hit on and despite her best efforts, can’t deter her pursuer. - Ben’s household is becoming a cult to the Chinese dating show If You Are the One. - Vicki locks herself out of her house and breaks her door down. - We play the new game Smith, Smith or The Smiths. - Ben see’s celebrity chef, Huey consume a teenager like a giant walking venus fly trap. - A young Vicki hire’s F.A.R.T. The Movie. - Vicki’s passes her random drug test with flying colours.

GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE!! FEEL THE FULL GOOSE! GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE UNDERSTAND THE GOOSE!  In a bowl, mix the teriyaki sauce and stir-fry sauce. Place the whitefish fillets in the mixture, and marinate for about 15 minutes. Heat the oil in a deep fryer or heavy skillet to 365 degrees F (185 degrees C). In a shallow bowl, mix the dry potato flakes, flour, seasoning salt, ancho chile seasoning, garlic powder, salt, and pepper. Place each marinated fish fillet into the mixture to evenly coat. Fry the fish in the heated oil, 1 or 2 fillets at a time, until golden brown and easily flaked with a fork, about 5 minutes. FUCK THAT FISH HARD!! FUCK IT LIKE A PRINCE DOG! FUCK Serve that sweet dish up on your table to friendly cunts.  DONT EVER DO STEP 7!!! IT IS TOOO FAR TO GO!! IF YOU ARE step 7  you are in danger. 

The Whiz Kids decide to get into the holiday spirit by providing a commentary to the 1985 film Santa Claus The Movie starring Dudley Moore and John Lithgow. The movie sets out to explain the origins of ole' St. Nick while also crow barring in a story line that doesn't introduce the protagonist until an hour into the film. If You Are new to the show Click Here to learn how to line up the podcast and movie audio.