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A very mystical episode in which Ben (unintentionally) turns someone's life around, Vicki obtains carte blanche juice permission and we narrowly avert ‘death by misadventure'. - Ben's Face ID doesn't recognise him first thing in the morning. - Ben discovers he was catalyst for a life changing decision. - Ben convinces himself he accidentally bought the wrong apartment. - Vicki wants to discuss juice permission and we revisit the ‘breakfast sip'. - Ben's sister has an amazing ability to accurately locate bellybuttons. - Vicki is now texting with her barista, who warns her about leaving her read receipts on. - Ben discovers he's older than Bon Scott of AC/DC fame and is now worried about ‘death by misadventure'. - The alarm at Julian's office is broken in a very bizarre way. - Vicki recalls the day she discovered she has tinnitus. - Vicki's dad Rodney has super powered hearing and is our first inductee into ‘The Ordinary'. - We discuss video game glitches and growing up with bootleg games and movies.

A very ridiculous episode in which we remember the great Canadian saber-tooth tiger, chestnut war, Vicki undergoes a friendship audit and Ben offers up his favourite pie memory. - We ponder the origins of the phrase ‘that old chestnut'. - We remind everyone about the upcoming Activate Your Read Receipts Day. - Ben is ‘not really' doing anything for his birthday but Vicki still wants an invite. - Vicki updates us on her and her boyfriend's living situation. - Vicki is doing a friendship audit and wants a program to befriend middle aged people. - Ben offers up a ‘pie memory' in a delicious new segment. - A Japanese maintains a relationship with thirty-five women to milk them for birthday presents.

A very doughy episode in which Vicki does a friendship cull, Ben loves Jerry Bruckheimer and we rally against billionaires. - Ben's UberEats delivery driver is still flirting with him. - Vicki's boyfriend and father's living situation has evolved to include a ‘conversation table'. - The Dark Mofo festival is forging ahead and burning giant beetles. - Vicki provides an update on her $1.50 armchairs. - Vicki is cutting her barista (and any new friends) out of her life. - Vicki reveals the origins of her latest catchphrase ‘But you love Jerry Bruckheimer!' - We were right about Lady Gaga's stolen dogs. - Cristiano Ronaldo's aversion to Coca-Cola drastically affects the stock market. - Vicki discusses why she is aggressively anti-billionaire. - We provide some advice to a bean loving Redditor.

A very flirtatious episode in which Ben buys an apartment, Vicki attempts to become a hat person and we encounter some angry bus drivers. - Ben thinks his UberEats delivery driver is flirting with him and Vicki watches TV with her pizza guy. - Melbourne is back in lockdown and Vicki's boyfriend and dad are living together. - Ben is buying an apartment with a meditation pool (but sadly no koi). - Ben reflects on the electrifying fishponds at his childhood home. - Ben is applying for a home loan and may subsequently be living off ramen for the next thirty years. - Vicki's thinks strangers can tell that she isn't a hat person. - We don our headphones in an attempt to avoid awkward social situations and small talk. - We have a run in with a couple of angry bus drivers. - Vicki scores the deal of the century with a pair of $1.50 armchairs. - Ben reads his annual PSA for Activate Your Read Receipts Day 2021.

A very icy episode in which Vicki goes to the airport just for the banana smoothies, Ben sleeps on a bed of nails and we celebrate twelve years of podcasting. - We reminisce about the inflatable couch and Dolly Doctor era, which inspires Vicki’s latest app idea ‘What’s This Rash?’. - Ben is too pre-occupied with the structural integrity of his ice-cream cone to fully enjoy it. - We ask, is Moby a dick? - We review Taiwan Banana Milk and discuss the lengths Vicki will go for a banana smoothie. - Vicki tricks Ben into sleeping on a bed of nails for an exotic Indian getaway. - We celebrate our 12-year insanniversary by reading some iTunes reviews. - We discuss our favourite new Netflix shows and the pros and cons of double albums. - Vicki’s boyfriend is punching Chucky in his dreams and bedside tables in real life. - Spotify has started blocking our episodes. - Ben goes to a wedding and can’t order anything except Corona’s. - Ben goes to Dreamworld, laughs at their COVID announcements and then nearly throws up. - Rodney is signing off his e-mails in strangely formal manner.

A very stuck episode in which we dissect the rules of creating holy water, Vicki doesn’t want to attend Ben’s yelling party and Ben goes on the lamest school trip ever. - Ben questions the rules of creating holy water. - Ben locks himself out of the apartment and can’t enjoy his day off. - We discuss the signs in Ben’s elevators, yelling ‘fuck’ at the top of your lungs and Roman orgies. - Ben explains why truck’s hitting a bridge and old women going to the movies are signs the city is healing. - Ben goes on a school excursion and is made to draw a door.

A very swanky episode in which Vicki roasts Ben and his fashion choices, Ben overthinks his physio appointments and we dispense our sage wisdom to sleep hallucinators. - Ben asks, ‘what is a Pooh bear?’ - Ben is on the cutting edge of fashion and his bright orange hoodie is proof. - Ben wants to know how much thought he should be putting into what he wears to the physio. - We dispense some advice to the expensive fruit salad community. - We keep the advice going for everyone who got Plan B for Valentine’s Day. - A nude stepdad eating pineapple brings our advice segment to its natural conclusion.

A very far-flung episode in which Ben plays the ‘minor celebrity or mum’s friend’ game, Vicki goes on a wild boat ride and we give our twins dumb names. - Ben invents a new game: Minor celebrity, fictional character or mum’s friend? - Vicki recounts her first few weeks in Tasmania. - We revisit the ‘Friday night slot’ conundrum. - Vicki takes a wild boat ride to Tasmania. - We mourn the loss of Kirsty’s witchy photo. - We blow the dust off our old segment ‘message in a time warp’ for Bert and Hernie.

A very victorious episode in which Ben laments the issues of Fijian island ownership, Vicki gives MC Skat Kat a run for his money and we argue about the Friday night visitation slot. - We discuss the U.S sobriety test, The Desolation of Smaug and escape rooms. - Real Estate agents are trying to convince Ben he’s living in an ‘oversized’ apartment. - Ben discusses the hardships of Fijian island ownership and gets guilted into buying a grand piano. - Ben provides a quick witch update, and we discuss executioners on the job training. - Vicki thinks Cop Rock’s baby merchant song is basically Paula Abdul’s Opposites Attract. - Vicki’s boyfriend saves her from a late-night intruder. - Ben protests his Friday night Vicki visitation slot. - Vicki doesn’t like it when people say their partner is their best friend and is sick of her boyfriend’s annoying fridge song.

A very spicy episode in which we temporarily blind a celebrity, Ben learns about baby merchants and Vicki’s takes umbrage with the sizes at her coffee shop. - Our friend’s fart bomb prank against Today Tonight host Naomi Robson goes wrong. - We blow the dust off an old segment as Last Week Tonight with John Oliver provides us with an obscure Cop Rock sighting. - We dissect the lyrical insults of Beauty and the Beast. - Ben has a tough time buying goggles online, while Vicki only swims backstroke. - Vicki queries the Biggie Smalls sized coffee at her local café. - We dispense some advice to those who can’t pronounce Demi Lovato’s name and Netflix account holders finding themselves in new relationships.

A very helpful episode in which we flashback to our year nine trauma, Ben is proven wrong about dognapping and Vicki’s Sims aren’t allowed into the club. - Ben asks, ‘who plays Parcheesi?’ - We discuss all our weird year nine projects. - Vicki hates Monopoly and The Lord of the Rings board game. - Vicki is moving to Tasmania. - Lady Gaga’s dogs were stolen, proving Ben wrong about dognapping. - Vicki’s Sim’s aren’t as cool as she thought they were. - Ben gets scammed trying to buy Billie Eilish tickets. - Ben tries to put the latest controversy of the moment into perspective.

A very defensive episode in which we resurrect Bunny & Sparkles, Ben’s legs are out of order and Vicki misses her flight. - Ben thinks it’s time for a new nickname. - Ben’s neighbours Bunny and Sparkles are resurrected as aloe vera plants. - Ben’s legs are out of order. - Vicki gets grossed out by Ben’s freaky prehensile hook toe. - Vicki receives a phone call, informing her that she’s pregnant. - Vicki misses her flight to Tasmania.

A very good episode in which we talk to our past selves (while keeping an eye on the space time continuum), Ben heroically finds his sister’s missing cat and Vicki stays calm during a blackout. - We discuss oven lights, Vicki’s new hobby of baking and what we would say to ourselves from ten years ago. - Vicki was right (in a rare, historical moment) about Fish Police and swimming caps. - Ben finds his sister’s lost cat and needs a classy way to ask for the reward. - Ben thought that cat and dognappers would be a much bigger issue when he was a kid. - Vicki’s favourite couple in The Umbrella Academy weirds Ben out. - Vicki struggles to spend money in South Australia. - Vicki experiences a blackout at her Airbnb and handles it totally rationally.

A very aerodynamic episode in which Ben is considering investing in a swimming cap, Vicki gets stung by a bee and we implore our listeners to become powerful witches. - Ben wants to bring back the phrase ‘main squeeze’. - Ben hosts his sisters podcast Reality TV & Me for episode 100. - Ben mulls over the pros and cons of swimming caps. - Vicki got stung by a bee like the child she is. - Vicki gets blamed for getting her nephew a gift he asked for but didn’t like. - We relay some sage wisdom to couples dealing with witches, cannibals and yoga queef problems.

A very dreamy episode in which we meet a toilet paper obsessed superhero, Ben deals with a drink bottle faux pas and Vicki’s fear of ‘elephants’ comes to a head. - Vicki devises an elaborate nanoparticle based hazmat suit to protect her from corona. - Ben continues to struggle with sleeping in the middle of the bed and finding a good clock. - We discuss the ‘knoon’ and hire a fleet of staff to peel our kiwi fruit. - We theorise how bathroom attendants get hired and devise a new superhero ‘TP’ who knows how many squares of toilet paper you’ll need. - Ben asks who thought waterbeds were a good idea? - We discuss rainforests, trains, dragons and other very normal sleeping techniques. - Vicki’s boyfriend has a run in with an unhappy late night McDonald’s customer. - Someone re-enacts the Christian Bale rant, right outside of Ben’s apartment. - The last minute New Year’s Eve coronavirus restrictions, quickly let’s everyone know how cool and popular they are. - Kirsty gives away Ben’s Christmas chocolates, giving him the greatest gift of all – a massive guilt trip. - We check in with the Gävle goat for the final time this year. - Ben deals with the trauma of his friend drinking out of his water bottle. - Vicki’s ‘elephant’-phobia reaches new depths and Ben fears Twitters teeth obsessed monster.

A very magical episode in which we bust the undercover alien working at 7-Eleven, Vicki writes a lukewarm fan letter to Frankie Muniz and Ben kisses a witch. - Ben picks a side in the battle of plastic versus paper straws. - Vicki is forced to make small talk with a bartender to use the ATM and we bust the alien working at the petrol station. - We check whether the Gäval goat is burning. - Vicki writes a lukewarm fan letter to Frankie Muniz. - Vicki finally receives her Lit-Mas gift. - Ben is forced to go on an impromptu Fijian vacation and reads books about the holocaust. - Vicki intersperses Roald Dahl’s The Witches with some cartoon seals. - Ben kisses a witch.

A very edible episode in which we deliberate over which celebrity to eat, Ben gets roasted at his grandpa’s 90th birthday and Vicki learns all about the very common Grinch fetish. - Vicki contemplates cannibalism. - We place bets on the Gävle goat’s potential demise. - Ben weighs up the risks of attending Miley Cyrus’s birthday during a pandemic. - Vicki’s boyfriend is forced to sit through Ladies in Lavender. - Ben attends his grandpa’s 90th birthday, gets roasted and dodges dancers. - Ben discovers that easing the mask mandate comes with increased anxiety. - We dispense some advice for the magic erase challenged and look at The Grinch in a new light.

A very edible episode in which we deliberate over which celebrity to eat, Ben gets roasted at his grandpa’s 90th birthday and Vicki learns all about the very common Grinch fetish. - Vicki contemplates cannibalism. - We place bets on the Gävle goat’s potential demise. - Ben weighs up the risks of attending Miley Cyrus’s birthday during a pandemic. - Vicki’s boyfriend is forced to sit through Ladies in Lavender. - Ben attends his grandpa’s 90th birthday, gets roasted and dodges dancers. - Ben discovers that easing the mask mandate comes with increased anxiety. - We dispense some advice for the magic erase challenged and look at The Grinch in a new light.

A very mechanical episode in which we invent the sport of ‘dresscarge’, Vicki takes issue with Ben’s bathroom and Ben returns to the dentist. - Ben asks why triple jump is an Olympic event? - Vicki pitches dressage but for cars, aka. ‘dresscarge’. - Ben provides an update on the saga of his car problems. - Vicki gets a good deal on a car because it smells like a wet dog. - Ben’s parents struggle with the grocery and Christmas lists. - Vicki weighs up her options between the two types of women’s deodorant. - Ben gets a call from the Xbox body wash hotline. - Vicki makes a plea for Ben to do something about the soapy ridge in his bathroom. - We discuss how quickly we’d be shunned if we became the first new coronavirus case in the state. - Ben encounters his friends ‘top of head twin.’ - Ben returns to the dentist only to discover he’s still dead. - We provide some advice for those eating 10,000 calories a day and a Guitar Hero obsessed newlywed. - We bring up ex partners at every opportunity and somehow it backfires.

A very mechanical episode in which we invent the sport of ‘dresscarge’, Vicki takes issue with Ben’s bathroom and Ben returns to the dentist. - Ben asks why triple jump is an Olympic event? - Vicki pitches dressage but for cars, aka. ‘dresscarge’. - Ben provides an update on the saga of his car problems. - Vicki gets a good deal on a car because it smells like a wet dog. - Ben’s parents struggle with the grocery and Christmas lists. - Vicki weighs up her options between the two types of women’s deodorant. - Ben gets a call from the Xbox body wash hotline. - Vicki makes a plea for Ben to do something about the soapy ridge in his bathroom. - We discuss how quickly we’d be shunned if we became the first new coronavirus case in the state. - Ben encounters his friends ‘top of head twin.’ - Ben returns to the dentist only to discover he’s still dead. - We provide some advice for those eating 10,000 calories a day and a Guitar Hero obsessed newlywed. - We bring up ex partners at every opportunity and somehow it backfires.

A very refreshed episode in which we emerge from lockdown, Vicki reminisces about her childhood chimney sweep days and Ben encounters some car trouble. - Ben asks the question ‘Who drinks Agrum?’ - We sober up during lockdown. - We remind parents that despite the lockdown being over, you still need to look after your kids. - Rodney leaves Vicki on a cliffhanger after recounting the plot of a book he read. - Ben joins the 21st century by using his phone to pay for stuff. - Cyberpunk gets delayed and Ben wonders if he’s partly responsible. - Delali shares her falling out of a bunk bed story. - Ben experiences some car troubles. - We provide some advice to the wife of a Napoleon obsessed husband.

A very refreshed episode in which we emerge from lockdown, Vicki reminisces about her childhood chimney sweep days and Ben encounters some car trouble. - Ben asks the question ‘Who drinks Agrum?’ - We sober up during lockdown. - We remind parents that despite the lockdown being over, you still need to look after your kids. - Rodney leaves Vicki on a cliffhanger after recounting the plot of a book he read. - Ben joins the 21st century by using his phone to pay for stuff. - Cyberpunk gets delayed and Ben wonders if he’s partly responsible. - Delali shares her falling out of a bunk bed story. - Ben experiences some car troubles. - We provide some advice to the wife of a Napoleon obsessed husband.

A very parental episode in which Ben gets the worst news of 2020, Vicki uncovers a vacuum conspiracy and we contemplate life in 1900. - Ben has a few words for people who call milk ‘moo juice’. - We rank the Mount Franklin Lightly Sparkling Water range. - People who use their phone to pay for things make Ben feel old. - Ben wonders how Butter-Menthol sales have been affected by the pandemic. - Quarantine restrictions are lifting soon. - Ben’s new Xbox gets delayed and his son ‘Crinkly Ben’ shows up on his doorstep. - Vicki new Dyson vacuum inspires a dusty conspiracy theory. - Ben’s explores his love/hate relationship with IKEA as he awaits his ‘in transit’ cube. - We discuss assembling IKEA furniture in Brazil and Switzerland’s love of exposed wires. - Vicki imagines being born in 1900 and comes to the conclusion that death would be preferable. - We advise a redditor, struggling to trust their partner after playing Among Us.

A very parental episode in which Ben gets the worst news of 2020, Vicki uncovers a vacuum conspiracy and we contemplate life in 1900. - Ben has a few words for people who call milk ‘moo juice’. - We rank the Mount Franklin Lightly Sparkling Water range. - People who use their phone to pay for things make Ben feel old. - Ben wonders how Butter-Menthol sales have been affected by the pandemic. - Quarantine restrictions are lifting soon. - Ben’s new Xbox gets delayed and his son ‘Crinkly Ben’ shows up on his doorstep. - Vicki new Dyson vacuum inspires a dusty conspiracy theory. - Ben’s explores his love/hate relationship with IKEA as he awaits his ‘in transit’ cube. - We discuss assembling IKEA furniture in Brazil and Switzerland’s love of exposed wires. - Vicki imagines being born in 1900 and comes to the conclusion that death would be preferable. - We advise a redditor, struggling to trust their partner after playing Among Us.

A very miraculous episode in which Ben wants to lower the bar for sainthood, Vicki overhauls crosswalk regulations and we devise a new covid based workout plan. - Ben thinks the bar to become a saint is too high. - We try to determine to moral of Jack and the Beanstalk. - Pretty Little Liars is helping Vicki succumbing to her darkest desires. - We revisit the topic of placebo buttons and Vicki lays down some new traffic light rules. - Ben has a run in with his arch nemesis on the train. - Run chat: The coronavirus provides some good workout motivation and Vicki pitches an augmented reality running app. - Vicki’s friend informs her that her house is on fire. - Ben falls out of his bunk bed and wakes up mid-air. - We dispense some advice for anyone pretending to have retrograde amnesia. - We celebrate the age old Moldovan custom of buying five Peloton bikes for your wife’s family.

A very miraculous episode in which Ben wants to lower the bar for sainthood, Vicki overhauls crosswalk regulations and we devise a new covid based workout plan. - Ben thinks the bar to become a saint is too high. - We try to determine to moral of Jack and the Beanstalk. - Pretty Little Liars is helping Vicki succumbing to her darkest desires. - We revisit the topic of placebo buttons and Vicki lays down some new traffic light rules. - Ben has a run in with his arch nemesis on the train. - Run chat: The coronavirus provides some good workout motivation and Vicki pitches an augmented reality running app. - Vicki’s friend informs her that her house is on fire. - Ben falls out of his bunk bed and wakes up mid-air. - We dispense some advice for anyone pretending to have retrograde amnesia. - We celebrate the age old Moldovan custom of buying five Peloton bikes for your wife’s family.

A very bloody episode in which we revisit the Mantzoukas conundrum, Ben accidentally orders a 1kg burrito and Vicki verges on tears after a TV show leaves Netflix. - Ben wonders what happened to all the people in the movie Cars. - Vicki discovers the worst place on your body to get a small cut. - We revisit the Jason Mantzoukas catfishing scenario. - The Rock tears the front gate off his property. - Ben accidentally orders a 1kg burrito and Vicki’s ‘cold chocolate’ goes national. - Vicki almost breaks down after Pretty Little Liars leaves Netflix. - Vicki insists she doesn’t regret her 10km run, despite her inability to move since. - Vicki is paranoid about a packet of mystery seeds arriving on her doorstep.

A very bloody episode in which we revisit the Mantzoukas conundrum, Ben accidentally orders a 1kg burrito and Vicki verges on tears after a TV show leaves Netflix. - Ben wonders what happened to all the people in the movie Cars. - Vicki discovers the worst place on your body to get a small cut. - We revisit the Jason Mantzoukas catfishing scenario. - The Rock tears the front gate off his property. - Ben accidentally orders a 1kg burrito and Vicki’s ‘cold chocolate’ goes national. - Vicki almost breaks down after Pretty Little Liars leaves Netflix. - Vicki insists she doesn’t regret her 10km run, despite her inability to move since. - Vicki is paranoid about a packet of mystery seeds arriving on her doorstep.

A very windy episode in which Ben demands a new term for ‘intimate partners’, Vicki can’t find someone to bubble with her and we pose as Jason Mantzoukas to do some catfishing. - Vicki scores a free fridge and Ben asks why there is no freezer light. - We discuss Rodney’s fear of sharks and flying. - Ben demands a better term for ‘shark phobia’. - Quarantine update: We brainstorm new terms for ‘intimate partners’ and pop the big question ‘Will you bubble with me?’ - Run chat: Vicki runs 10 kilometres to avoid disappointing a 96 year old. - Run chat: Ben runs through protests with palms dripping in hand sanitizer. - Jason Mantzoukas catfishes his own wife.

A very windy episode in which Ben demands a new term for ‘intimate partners’, Vicki can’t find someone to bubble with her and we pose as Jason Mantzoukas to do some catfishing. - Vicki scores a free fridge and Ben asks why there is no freezer light. - We discuss Rodney’s fear of sharks and flying. - Ben demands a better term for ‘shark phobia’. - Quarantine update: We brainstorm new terms for ‘intimate partners’ and pop the big question ‘Will you bubble with me?’ - Run chat: Vicki runs 10 kilometres to avoid disappointing a 96 year old. - Run chat: Ben runs through protests with palms dripping in hand sanitizer. - Jason Mantzoukas catfishes his own wife.

A very audacious episode in which Ben struggles to buy a single banana, Vicki doesn’t want to stretch and we analyse Mark Wahlberg’s manhood. - We ignore Jon Hamm’s stupid name because he is so attractive and successful. - Ben struggles with the prospect of buying a single banana. - Vicki hates stretching. - We reminisce about the school house music concert and Vicki represses any memory of Ben being there. - We watch Walking Tall as The Rock doubles in size. - Ben recalls the two times audiences have gasped at nudity in the cinema. - We ban our partners from watching Boogie Nights to avoid comparisons to Mark Wahlberg. - We discuss dating in Elizabethan times as we anxiously await a response to our letter of courtship.

A very audacious episode in which Ben struggles to buy a single banana, Vicki doesn’t want to stretch and we analyse Mark Wahlberg’s manhood. - We ignore Jon Hamm’s stupid name because he is so attractive and successful. - Ben struggles with the prospect of buying a single banana. - Vicki hates stretching. - We reminisce about the school house music concert and Vicki represses any memory of Ben being there. - We watch Walking Tall as The Rock doubles in size. - Ben recalls the two times audiences have gasped at nudity in the cinema. - We ban our partners from watching Boogie Nights to avoid comparisons to Mark Wahlberg. - We discuss dating in Elizabethan times as we anxiously await a response to our letter of courtship.

A very secretive episode in which we beg for money, Ben makes dumplings and Vicki picks a side in the UberEats vs bike guy fight. - We investigate Vicki’s (allegedly) haunted kitchen table. - We beg our family for money and order some Amazon mystery boxes. - The new coronavirus update restrictions have Ben on the brink of insanity. - Ben makes dumplings, while Vicki warms up bread. - The All New Monty teases a mysterious new participant. - Vicki has a grudge against Jamaica, Queens for holding her delivery hostage. - Whose side are you on anyway?: UberEats vs bike guy edition. - We dispense some advice to a Taco Bell loving husband.

A very secretive episode in which we beg for money, Ben makes dumplings and Vicki picks a side in the UberEats vs bike guy fight. - We investigate Vicki’s (allegedly) haunted kitchen table. - We beg our family for money and order some Amazon mystery boxes. - The new coronavirus update restrictions have Ben on the brink of insanity. - Ben makes dumplings, while Vicki warms up bread. - The All New Monty teases a mysterious new participant. - Vicki has a grudge against Jamaica, Queens for holding her delivery hostage. - Whose side are you on anyway?: UberEats vs bike guy edition. - We dispense some advice to a Taco Bell loving husband.

A very militant episode in which we demand an Elon Musk and Mariah Carey collaboration, Ben charts the many stage of mask smugness and Vicki relates to the Ikea loving girlfriend. - Elon Musk and Mariah Carey collaborate on a duet’s album. - We binge watch seven seasons of our new favourite show in an afternoon. - We play Resident Evil and ponder why Chris Redfield is a such dick. - Quarantine update: We discuss mask smugness, heroin parties, running away from the military and COVID-free t-shirts. - We dispense some advice to the vacuum obsessed and sexually uneducated.

A very militant episode in which we demand an Elon Musk and Mariah Carey collaboration, Ben charts the many stage of mask smugness and Vicki relates to the Ikea loving girlfriend. - Elon Musk and Mariah Carey collaborate on a duet’s album. - We binge watch seven seasons of our new favourite show in an afternoon. - We play Resident Evil and ponder why Chris Redfield is a such dick. - Quarantine update: We discuss mask smugness, heroin parties, running away from the military and COVID-free t-shirts. - We dispense some advice to the vacuum obsessed and sexually uneducated.

A very statuesque episode in which we go back into lockdown, Ben pays his respects to the creator of the car door and Vicki demands a soup tube. - We brace ourselves for the impending alien invasion. - We return to stage 3 of lockdown. - Vicki is so scared of The Strangers that she watches is three times. - Ben marathons six seasons of 60 Days In and concludes quarantine is better than jail. - Ben pays his respects at the monument of the inventor of the car door. - We prank call Raekwon of the Wu-Tang Clan. - We provide some sage advice on farting and invest in the soup tube. - We don our chef’s outfits to avoid looking suspicious when buying cream chargers.

A very statuesque episode in which we go back into lockdown, Ben pays his respects to the creator of the car door and Vicki demands a soup tube. - We brace ourselves for the impending alien invasion. - We return to stage 3 of lockdown. - Vicki is so scared of The Strangers that she watches is three times. - Ben marathons six seasons of 60 Days In and concludes quarantine is better than jail. - Ben pays his respects at the monument of the inventor of the car door. - We prank call Raekwon of the Wu-Tang Clan. - We provide some sage advice on farting and invest in the soup tube. - We don our chef’s outfits to avoid looking suspicious when buying cream chargers.

A very hungry episode in which Vicki learns all about devilled eggs, Ben is tormented by a bad smell in his apartment and we Febreze our way through quarantine. - Our UberEats delivery driver takes the long way. - Ben laments the preparation to eating ratio of devilled eggs. - Vicki investigates microwave cooking and the woman who invented the bra. - Vicki levels up her cooking skills like she’s a Sim. - Victoria returns to lockdown as Ben is trapped inside with a weird smell. - Vicki gets a replacement shower head. Or did she..? - We revisit left-handed handshakes, Ben’s hospital stay and his idea for a TMZ style web series. - We provide some advice to non-drivers being haunted Hawaiian spirits, guys Febrezing their way through quarantine and jealous girlfriends looking for a gaming buddy.

A very hungry episode in which Vicki learns all about devilled eggs, Ben is tormented by a bad smell in his apartment and we Febreze our way through quarantine. - Our UberEats delivery driver takes the long way. - Ben laments the preparation to eating ratio of devilled eggs. - Vicki investigates microwave cooking and the woman who invented the bra. - Vicki levels up her cooking skills like she’s a Sim. - Victoria returns to lockdown as Ben is trapped inside with a weird smell. - Vicki gets a replacement shower head. Or did she..? - We revisit left-handed handshakes, Ben’s hospital stay and his idea for a TMZ style web series. - We provide some advice to non-drivers being haunted Hawaiian spirits, guys Febrezing their way through quarantine and jealous girlfriends looking for a gaming buddy.

A very sleep deprived episode in which Vicki sings the spooky eleven times tables song, Ben spends the night in the hospital, and we make our annual PSA to activate your read receipts. - We wave goodbye (with our left hands) to handshakes and the European cheek kiss greeting. - Ben needs a girlfriend with a sense of direction, while Vicki sings the spooky eleven times tables song. - Ben spends the night in Vicki’s favourite place – the hospital. - Ben makes his annual PSA to the listeners, to activate their read receipts.

A very sleep deprived episode in which Vicki sings the spooky eleven times tables song, Ben spends the night in the hospital, and we make our annual PSA to activate your read receipts. - We wave goodbye (with our left hands) to handshakes and the European cheek kiss greeting. - Ben needs a girlfriend with a sense of direction, while Vicki sings the spooky eleven times tables song. - Ben spends the night in Vicki’s favourite place – the hospital. - Ben makes his annual PSA to the listeners, to activate their read receipts.

A very analytical episode in which Ben declares technology has gone too far, Vicki’s grandparents sell their sons horse while he’s at war and we rebuy all the childhood toys our parents gave away. - Ben has a realisation that technology has gone too far, after his recent experiences buying sneakers and going to the dentist. - Vicki takes issue with the microwave popcorn instructions. - We discuss whether our children will feel boredom in the same way we do. - Vicki drops her phone in soup. - We remember smoking on planes and the early days of the internet. - We consider the appropriate age to let your child out of your sight. - Ben is traumatised by his childhood chicken raising experience. - Vicki’s grandparents sell their sons horse, the minute he leaves for war. - Vicki’s mum sells her car the minute she leaves for France. - Vicki’s boyfriend discovers his toy-box in the window of an op shop.

A very analytical episode in which Ben declares technology has gone too far, Vicki’s grandparents sell their sons horse while he’s at war and we rebuy all the childhood toys our parents gave away. - Ben has a realisation that technology has gone too far, after his recent experiences buying sneakers and going to the dentist. - Vicki takes issue with the microwave popcorn instructions. - We discuss whether our children will feel boredom in the same way we do. - Vicki drops her phone in soup. - We remember smoking on planes and the early days of the internet. - We consider the appropriate age to let your child out of your sight. - Ben is traumatised by his childhood chicken raising experience. - Vicki’s grandparents sell their sons horse, the minute he leaves for war. - Vicki’s mum sells her car the minute she leaves for France. - Vicki’s boyfriend discovers his toy-box in the window of an op shop.

A very heavenly episode in which Vicki kicks her phone, Ben discovers his superpower and we celebrate the first Failsgiving. - We hope the afterlife is filled with stats and a highlight reel of our life. - We hesitantly leave our houses as Australia eases quarantine restrictions. - We discuss Bing, product placement and fake brands. - Ben goes on a celebrity filled run. - We discuss the nightmare of celebrity press junkets. - Ben goes to the dentist and discovers his superpower. - We congratulate Elon Musk and Grimes on their new baby E = mc². - Failsgiving: Ben struggles to build a desk and Vicki delivers Ben’s birthday present in a tornado.

A very heavenly episode in which Vicki kicks her phone, Ben discovers his superpower and we celebrate the first Failsgiving. - We hope the afterlife is filled with stats and a highlight reel of our life. - We hesitantly leave our houses as Australia eases quarantine restrictions. - We discuss Bing, product placement and fake brands. - Ben goes on a celebrity filled run. - We discuss the nightmare of celebrity press junkets. - Ben goes to the dentist and discovers his superpower. - We congratulate Elon Musk and Grimes on their new baby E = mc². - Failsgiving: Ben struggles to build a desk and Vicki delivers Ben’s birthday present in a tornado.

A very energetic episode in which Vicki stocks up on activewear, we marvel at Vicki’s dads Fitbit data and Ben devises an elaborate tooth fairy scam. - We vibe out the months of the year. - Vicki stocks up on activewear for quarantine. - We analyse Rodney’s prolific Fitbit usage. - Ben devises a tooth fairy related scam. - We struggle to comprehend how much a billion dollars really is. - Vicki introduces a Netflix veto system into her relationship.

A very energetic episode in which Vicki stocks up on activewear, we marvel at Vicki’s dads Fitbit data and Ben devises an elaborate tooth fairy scam. - We vibe out the months of the year. - Vicki stocks up on activewear for quarantine. - We analyse Rodney’s prolific Fitbit usage. - Ben devises a tooth fairy related scam. - We struggle to comprehend how much a billion dollars really is. - Vicki introduces a Netflix veto system into her relationship.

A very distant episode in which we debut our Zoom call remix, Vicki suffers an ‘ass incident’ and Ben goes rage swimming. - We cross our fingers that our new remote recording setup actually works. - We teach you how to turn your Zoom call into a club hit. - Ben watches Vicki eat over Zoom. - Vicki tears an ass muscle. - Vicki asks the eternal question, what if ass cracks were a birth defect? - We discuss what’s more deadly, an emu or a spider? - Vicki doesn’t understand what qualifies as important information to bring up with the doctor. - Three-year-old Ben’s Batman cake birthday is a hit. - Vicki thinks that childhood has changed since we were kids because she repressed any memories of going to the park. - Vicki daydreams about apologies while running and Ben goes for an angry swim. - Ben’s nose runs while he runs. - Quarantine is making supermarket shopping even harder. - We dispense some helpful advice for anyone who’s been dumped in a quarantine bean hoarding dispute. - Ben reviews the sex scenes in The Witcher. - Vicki pays $167 to get her palm read. - Vicki wants to take back her premature review of Netflix’s Dracula.

A very distant episode in which we debut our Zoom call remix, Vicki suffers an ‘ass incident’ and Ben goes rage swimming. - We cross our fingers that our new remote recording setup actually works. - We teach you how to turn your Zoom call into a club hit. - Ben watches Vicki eat over Zoom. - Vicki tears an ass muscle. - Vicki asks the eternal question, what if ass cracks were a birth defect? - We discuss what’s more deadly, an emu or a spider? - Vicki doesn’t understand what qualifies as important information to bring up with the doctor. - Three-year-old Ben’s Batman cake birthday is a hit. - Vicki thinks that childhood has changed since we were kids because she repressed any memories of going to the park. - Vicki daydreams about apologies while running and Ben goes for an angry swim. - Ben’s nose runs while he runs. - Quarantine is making supermarket shopping even harder. - We dispense some helpful advice for anyone who’s been dumped in a quarantine bean hoarding dispute. - Ben reviews the sex scenes in The Witcher. - Vicki pays $167 to get her palm read. - Vicki wants to take back her premature review of Netflix’s Dracula.