900 Things I Hate

Grab your shopping cart and load it up with chocolate-flavored potatoes to replenish your snack collection. Then, head to the bakery section to pick up some fresh Nerds Ropes, and get some radioactive crayons from the Back To School section. Save some money and sniff some cardboard instead of buying a pizza, and ask someone else's Grandma where to find the hard candy aisle. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory and Wyatt Gregory, featuring Beau Willis.Intro/ outro music is 900 Convertible by Duke Hugh, used under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-Noderivitives Licensinghttps://freemusicarchive.org/music/Duke_Hugh/Beattape_Summer_2010/duke_hugh_-_beattape_summer_2010_-_05_900_convertible

This episode will make you fall out of your seat. Not because of laughter, just because the springs in your chair are unionizing for better pay. Hide the evidence of smoothie cannibalism before the cops show up to arrest you for selling zebras on the dark web. Grab a mattress and a few friends if you want to join the very exclusive 900 Things I Hate fraternity coming soon, where you'll get fake parents even better than the ones you had. Our mascot is a sea cucumber. Also, who ordered this burrito?Intro/ outro music is 900 Convertible by Duke Hugh, used under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-Noderivitives Licensinghttps://freemusicarchive.org/music/Duke_Hugh/Beattape_Summer_2010/duke_hugh_-_beattape_summer_2010_-_05_900_convertible

Today is the day to finally fill that gaping hole in your life with an old Hereford cow, or maybe 52 of them. Login to baskinrobbins.gov, where you can learn Hibachi table guy knife tricks and hire a psychic to cleanse you of your demonic tan lines. Try your best to survive the Burger King fistfight after your card declines, then across the street, you can order pizza or brownies, but they're basically interchangeable.Intro/ outro music is 900 Convertible by Duke Hugh, used under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-Noderivitives Licensinghttps://freemusicarchive.org/music/Duke_Hugh/Beattape_Summer_2010/duke_hugh_-_beattape_summer_2010_-_05_900_convertible

We're having a fart-warming party and everyone's invited! We're gonna eat 3 loaves of Devil's Fart bread, see who can swallow the most pills without choking to death, and celebrate Arbor Day. Tell us what your favorite cough syrup flavor is, don't get offended when we mix the ketchup and ranch, and we will bully you if you don't bring an inhaler. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.Intro/ outro music is 900 Convertible by Duke Hugh, used under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-Noderivitives Licensinghttps://freemusicarchive.org/music/Duke_Hugh/Beattape_Summer_2010/duke_hugh_-_beattape_summer_2010_-_05_900_convertible

Lubricate your hands and “Phillip” your Hydrogen Peroxide flask in celebration of the death of the Audio Quality Demon. It has been slain, so shake the Unidentified Floating Hands, lower your energy crank to lie there like a dead fish, and accept The Full Lick that is this episode. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory and Wyatt GregoryIntro/ outro music is 900 Convertible by Duke Hugh, used under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-Noderivitives Licensinghttps://freemusicarchive.org/music/Duke_Hugh/Beattape_Summer_2010/duke_hugh_-_beattape_summer_2010_-_05_900_convertible

The Power Haters are here to save you from your hot dog induced 37 minute lifespan degradation and loan you some half chaps. Slide one foot onto a sanding block and the other onto a live castrated cat, shove an entire stalk of celery down your throat during a street performance, take a short car ride to India in a few years, and maybe give your hot History teacher a call. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory and Wyatt Gregory.Intro/ outro music is 900 Convertible by Duke Hugh, used under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-Noderivitives Licensinghttps://freemusicarchive.org/music/Duke_Hugh/Beattape_Summer_2010/duke_hugh_-_beattape_summer_2010_-_05_900_convertible

Strap on a BallBra and an Avatar loincloth, and prepare for the most expensive wallpaper you've ever smelled. Enter your pizza-inspired information to access your account, and then equip your BoobVision goggles to shield your eyes from projectile thorns. If unmarried, try not to smile while listening, or else you're a sinner. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.Intro/ outro music is 900 Convertible by Duke Hugh, used under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-Noderivitives Licensinghttps://freemusicarchive.org/music/Duke_Hugh/Beattape_Summer_2010/duke_hugh_-_beattape_summer_2010_-_05_900_convertible

Dont miss out on this exciting opportunity to try Verizon's California roll family plan, at just $16 a day with an easy 100,000 step process, and if you are injured for any reason, they'll cover all of your Tropical Grape-flavored painkiller costs. Celebrate your vibation with this great deal, but the parking lot is only for employees except for one space, so you'll have to stack your cars on top of each other, or you can simply walk there after getting off the stolen train to Helena. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory and Wyatt Gregory.Intro/ outro music is 900 Convertible by Duke Hugh, used under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-Noderivitives Licensinghttps://freemusicarchive.org/music/Duke_Hugh/Beattape_Summer_2010/duke_hugh_-_beattape_summer_2010_-_05_900_convertible

Prepare to use gunpowder to cauterize your self-inflicted candy wounds, drop kick a demonic doll, and have Goldfish trust issues for the rest of your life. Eat your chunky yogurt very carefully or else a group of flamingos will pop out and murder your family, and learn the truth about Jesus' powers. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory and Wyatt Gregory.Intro/ outro music is 900 Convertible by Duke Hugh, used under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-Noderivitives Licensinghttps://freemusicarchive.org/music/Duke_Hugh/Beattape_Summer_2010/duke_hugh_-_beattape_summer_2010_-_05_900_convertible

Get ready to commit genocide to save your dog's life, and after running out of people, you'll resort to hunting zoo animals on your daughter's 3rd birthday, but not before becoming magnetically deformed after getting the live Kryptonite vaccine. Buy your bologna sandwich a prom dress or else you'll choke on Fruity Pebble Milk and a gang of ripped nerds will show up, and their leader, Simone Biles will emerge and stab you with a grape-flavored Great sword, but it won't be obvious, so the coroner will do an emergency autopsy to establish the cause of death. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.Intro/ outro music is 900 Convertible by Duke Hugh, used under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-Noderivitives Licensinghttps://freemusicarchive.org/music/Duke_Hugh/Beattape_Summer_2010/duke_hugh_-_beattape_summer_2010_-_05_900_convertible

Dive into a world where Padawans soak their hair in a mixture of liquids while Italian gynecologists wax their tattooed scalps under the bridge, and Maybelline is declared the greatest country in the world. Then suddenly, The Sacred Door creaks open, revealing the Podcast God in which we trust. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory and Wyatt Gregory.Intro/ outro music is 900 Convertible by Duke Hugh, used under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-Noderivitives Licensinghttps://freemusicarchive.org/music/Duke_Hugh/Beattape_Summer_2010/duke_hugh_-_beattape_summer_2010_-_05_900_convertible

5ft? 10ft? 100ft? What's the distance you will wait to hold the door open for someone? Chivalry is dead in this episode of 900 Things I Hate as we discuss the inconvenience of holding doors open, why country waitresses need to take it down a notch, and why Wyatt is destined to be the first OF Gamer. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.Intro/ outro music is 900 Convertible by Duke Hugh, used under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-Noderivitives Licensinghttps://freemusicarchive.org/music/Duke_Hugh/Beattape_Summer_2010/duke_hugh_-_beattape_summer_2010_-_05_900_convertible

Another tragic incident has struck the 900 Things I Hate crew, leaving Shelby on a path from Smart car assassin to becoming just another California roll. That wont stop us from talking about things Wyatt hates though! In episode 53 we discuss the practicality of two backpacks, how pseudo silk worms are worthless, why overalls are actually the best ever, and the sayings that just grind our gears. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Neva Gregory and Wyatt Gregory.

Bugs are bugs, insects are insects, all insects are bugs but not all bugs are insects. The more you know! After our heated debate over what bugs are we discuss people with allergies and Daylen's blatant hypocrisy, tell our closest encounters with the dreaded P word that every English teachers warns about, and determine whether smart cars are cool. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory and Wyatt Gregory.Intro/ outro music is 900 Convertible by Duke Hugh, used under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-Noderivitives Licensinghttps://freemusicarchive.org/music/Duke_Hugh/Beattape_Summer_2010/duke_hugh_-_beattape_summer_2010_-_05_900_convertible

Window pain, oranges, diarrhea, what are the limits to Eminem's lyrical madness? According to Wyatt, it needs to stop. In episode 51 of 900 Things I Hate we take a deep dive into the Shakespearean lyrics of Eminem. We discuss the worst possible gifts we could get and determine humans do indeed get fleas and they are the absolute worst. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.

Assassins are intense people, but what kind of cars do they drive? We decide this and many other things in episode 50, the first episode of Season 2! It had to start somewhere, why not at 50. Enjoy our conversation about the use of turn signals, or lack thereof, the pros and cons of eyebrows, and why strip clubs are only good if they have large amounts of food. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.

We all say things wrong from time to time, but Wyatt can't seem to excape people who expecially say things like winder and exetera. On this episode of 900 Things I Hate we try to discover the practicality of armpit hair and if it actually does it's job, and we debate our favorite chips and answer the question: are Bugles chips? Daylen gets a little angry and we touch base on our irrational anger through the years Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory and Wyatt Gregory.

You might be wondering: Who has the best mustache or has Morgan Freeman ever had a mustache? Well you're in luck because you'll find those answers here in Episode 48! We determine whether the battle royale game Fortnite is still cool, long hair can be a nightmare, and we discover Wyatt is a liar when it comes to breaking his glasses. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.

Do you want a job where you just workout all day and hopefully get sent on a call? Well becoming a firefighter just might be the job for you, according to Neva. Daylen likes firefighters, but everyone else has strong feelings. We also discuss how the cold is not the flu, don't overexaggerate, Wyatt's insane pre-lunch ritual with the seating in the lunch room, and we decide whether a nice toupee is really worth $10,000. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory and Wyatt Gregory.

Come to find out, Wyatt is a mortician and he is very passionate about every body that comes through his freezer doors. What he is not passionate about are apple cores, which have seeds of poison inside them. School principals are not ideal, but at least Daylen had a PrinciPal and got to have board game lunches with his. And we come to find out Shelby has apparently betrayed Neva on a scale of unforgivable amount in terms of dental hygiene. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory and Wyatt Gregory.

Wyatt hates over exaggeration so much he would literally destroy a restaurant over it. Smiling is also hard business, and for some reason people just forget how to do it when they gets a pitcher for them. We also discuss whether the entire premise of the Bachelor/Bachelorette is centered around cheating and whether survivors on Survivor really survive or not. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.

British Siri is all knowing when it comes to all things caramel related apparently, but that doesn't stop us from arguing about it. We touch back on Dum-Dums and what our favorite mystery candy and candy of disappointment are and we see just how far Shelby will go to dismiss mold in her foods. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.

It's the most common theme throughout the whole list: school sucks, but maybe not as much as suckers. We learn why Wyatt hates eating things on sticks, starting with popsicles, all the way down to the dreaded caramel apple that just leaves everything in a disgusting mess. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.

Unfortunately Neva could not join us for this episode, she died in a horrible ski lift accident while hitting some slopy slopes. Don't fret! You can still hear the rest of us discuss basketball shorts, girls in cookie monster pajamas, how Nat Geo is the only slightly acceptable magazine, and fiction rules all. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, and Wyatt Gregory.

Would you rather be taken to Suplex City while covered in grease or have your ear bitten off by Mike Tyson? Well listen in this week as we discuss the complexities of wrestling, why crisp white balls are the best, Wyatt's ideal vampire movie, and how Slederman is clearly better than Pokemon Go. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.

THIS IS NOW MRS. DOUBTFRIES PODCAST. CAPS LOCK IS THE WORST THING EVER AND THERE IS NO ESCAPING IT. WE ALL HAD VERY DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF HEALTH CLASS, BUT NO MATTER WHAT, THEY WERE ALL THE WORST. OU PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME AND HAPPY ENDINGS AREN'T FOR EVERYBODY, SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED MRS. DOUBTFIRE TO MURDER THE CHILDREN. HOSTED BY DAYLEN TURK, SHELBY TURK, NEVA GREGORY, AND WYATT GREGORY.

Episode 39 is here! With it comes talk of Dr. Spork, a plastic surgeon who uses plastic eating utensils to perform plastic surgery in local parks. Also hear Wyatt talk ALL. THE. TIME, explain why he is so afraid of rope snapping under his weight, Why Neva only needs $20 to cover her car in the Mountain Dew logo and how prison inmates make license plates. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.

Do you chew with your mouth open? If so, Wyatt probably hates you. It also turns out the color yellow will drive you insane, but not as insane as our new exciting product KoolKaine! Listen in this week to hear all about our all new flavored powder. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.

Queen bee, Yonce, All of the Single ladies... that's right, we're talking Beyoncé today. We also figure out Shelby's ideal man is basically a 65-year-old NFL Lineman, Chemistry explains nothing to Wyatt, and Messy food is what bring us all together on the day of thanks. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.

How much would you have to be paid to eat a live cockroach? Listen in this week as we discuss why phones need to be protected, why teachers are apparently dictators, and the numerous fundraising schemes that Wyatt has taken part in. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.

it may sound like this week's episode was recorded in a tin can, but don't be mistaken, it was our living room! Hear Wyatt's horror stories about the hellscapes that are parking lots, how dentists are the best people to converse with, and figure out why we care more about orcas than PETA does. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.

A question that has divided the nation, even the world perhaps: Is water wet? According to our scientific study, who knows! The crew also talks battery life and how Android is superior, how Neva became a NASCAR driver, Wyatt's Ideal gym, and "Gas." Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.

Neva is back! And we talk about her favorite snack. Flamin' Hot Cheetos, can't go without singing about burritos (enough rhyming). Listen in as we discuss how we deal with solicitors, and the train wreck that is the trifecta of Subway, Jimmy Johns and Papa Johns. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.

Have you ever asked yourself: what are fruits, vegetables, or starches? What's the difference between the three? You're not alone. Listen in this week as we discuss the differences and how none of us, definitely not Shelby, know what they are. Bugs are awful, political ads need to be created by Nike, and Shelby and Daylen are tired. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk and Wyatt Gregory.

Do you carry a knife, everywhere? If you do, it's pretty much guaranteed Wyatt hates you. Listen in to hear about our studying habits, why "mornin" isn't a sufficient greeting, and how YOLO is best used early in the morning. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, and Wyatt Gregory

discusses which birds they would have as pets, who has the best sarcasm, learn who Neenie really is, and decide whether birds are real or not. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.

Minecraft or Sims, a debate that plagues Millennials and Gen-Z's alike.Listen in this week as we discuss our worst criticisms and how we are perfect in every way, and our favorite senior quotes. Also Human Centipede is absolutely insane. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.

This is the debut of our first all stick orchestra album "Stick Sounds." Listen in as we discuss people and there misuse of the english language, how Daylen accidently got high in Chemistry, and all the different variations of soft drinks. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory and Wyatt Gregory.

Hello all and welcome to this week of 900 Things I Hate. Take a walk down the path as we divulge ourselves in the ways of spirit week, why not all crust is good crust, the nice little bread surprise at the end of a pizza slice and our old enemy Spam. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.

Listen in to this trifecta episode as Daylen, Wyatt, and Neva discuss the complexities of lemonade, why people are really nerds, and why only survivalists should only be allowed to wear fur. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Wyatt Gregory, and Neva Gregory.

cheese! The easy kind that is. Listen in this week as we discuss spray cheese, the worst spots to get bit by mosquitos, the adventures of Jake Gyllenhaal as Bubble boy, and why orange peels are Wyatt from getting his vitamin-C. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.

Helloooo everyboy, Listen in this week as we discuss the Olympic sport of Bologna Darts, which road trip snacks are truly the best, and the worlds greatest smart car. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, Wyatt Gregory.

Hello and welcome back to another episode! Sorry for the delay. This week the crew finds out about Wildcats and their many varieties, discuss what their school's vegetable mascot would be, ferrets, and what's really inside owl pellets. Also, what's the difference between cran and crown? Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.

APPPPY BIRSDAY EPISODE! Listen in to this special episode of 900 Things I Hate as we record in person for Wyatt's birthday. This week we discuss the invisible clothing that is camo, slow walkers, play The Price is Right pencil sharpener edition, and our good friend Alex Jones. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Sheby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.

Socks! So many socks. This week the team discusses fishing and "fishes," frank and beans, our apparent weird feet, and why large phones are practically tablets. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.

camping or glamping? you decide! Listen in this week as we discuss the worst states, give a wildlife biology lesson on the beasts of the plains, and sleeping bags. Just sleeping bags. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.

Hey Y'all, we're back and we're ready to party. After an extended hiatus the gang is back to discuss cold classrooms, people who don't like movies, weird sandwiches, sea crustaceans. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Neva Gregory, Wyatt Gregory, and Shelby Turk.

WE're Back from the future! I think. This episode was recorded back in September 2019 when we took our hiatus (I just never got around to releasing it.). Listen in to hear why we've been gone, what badges we want to earn and how you can be stabbed from 10 feet away. Plus we have a special guest appearance from John! Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.

900 hings I hate, Here we are! It's been a minute and another minute after that but episodes will be coming out again regularly soon. Episode 17 & 18 were recorded prior to our hiatus but episode 18 will explain everything. In the meantime, we hope you enjoy! Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory

Another guest on 900 Things I Hate! After a little bit of a break due to some personal goings on we are back with a new episode starring a special guest, Coy! Listen in this week as we quiz one-another on our DC and Marvel knowledge, listen to Shelby and Neva cuss, and find out what we can't believe and why we could care less about it. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, Wyatt Gregory, and featuring Coy Garret.

Are you enthusiastic about mowing your lawn or planting some flowers? Well, Wyatt is definitely not. Listen in this week to hear our thoughts on yard work, what we are passionate and enthusiastic about, and decide what the numbers on toasters are for. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.