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The Olympics are finished, and now the stories come out. With coverage that is almost live, Global Examiner is, perhaps up there at the top, or at least near the top, or somewhere within a reasonable distance of the top of the podcasting news world. In fact, many of our stories were stolen, at the Olympics. I bet you didn't hear about that!  Please join us for our aspiring award winning news coverage. Global Examiner, on behalf of Peter Turquoise CEO

Loyal listeners, we've been tasked to record another episode of Global Examiner. Join us as your hosts travel the world of news, globally! 

Welcome to Global Examiner. Blue Men Group podcast, and all of her assets have been bought by Peter Turquoise. We are proud to announce the inaugural episode of Global Examiner, a closer look into the most pressing issues of the day, around the globe.  We are thankful to our sponsor: Storylines luxury cruises for their generous contribution to the news. Keep your eyes and ears open for changes to this podcast channel.

Hi friends, we sold our show. Our extremely strong numbers in Slovakia, and business advice from an Argentine listener led us down a path to complete independence from sponsors and bosses. Please join us on a Blue Men Group adventure around the globe. Join us next week for the debut episode of _______________! Topics on this week's show include: 1. Live From The Garbage Dump 2. This Week In History 3. Drunk Soldier Poops Pants 4. Virile Viscount 5. DeBeers™ Says Millenial Won't Like Lab Grown Diamonds 6. Solidarity With Sino-Sissies OF THE WEEK 7. The Final Week's Numbers

Ahoy, hoy! Did you know that's how Alexander Graham Bell wanted us to answer phones? To say, AHOY-HOY! LOL, that would never work. Anyway, here's the topics that are discussed on this episode: 1. Boston Tea Party - party or protest? 2. Cheating scandal in the Camel Beauty Contest 3. The Next James Bond will be a British Man 4. AI generated poetry is terrifying 5. MAD THAI TV 6. Real Quick Yogurt Stop of the Week 7. Our Podcast is For Sale 8. Last Week's Numbers

Hello dear listeners. What a time of year for news. It's almost unstoppable at the rate it's coming out. Almost daily, the Blue Men Group gathers to assess the news, and these are the stories that we have found fit for your ears. Please listen to these topics, which include: 1. The Royal Family's Fairytale Wedding 2. IKEA Sleepover 3. New Dog Sized Dinosaur Just Dropped 4. Trampoline Park Brawl 5. Heroic Sex Act of the Week 6. Last Week's Numbers

Well HELLO there listener, welcome to another episode! We're here, and we're delivering you the news. Just as you like to hear it, through your ears. Some of the topics we've discussed here this week include:  1. Enron, is it an energy company? 2. Wright Lovers Update 3. Emotional Support Cat 4. Robots Can Reproduce 5. Brown Friday 6. Our One Argentinian Listener Call In

Hello! It's all of the hosts of Blue Men Group typing one letter each to let you know what is on this week's podcast. Well, here is the list of things we discuss: 1. Parachutist Dan Cooper 2. Lady Eats an AirPod 3. There's a NEW Celine Dion in town 4. Report from World Table Tennis Championship 5. IMPORTANT LEGAL UPDATE 6. Emergency Airlift of the Week 7. Last Week's Numbers

Hello! This week's Blue Men Group is guaranteed to be exciting for your ears. We pride ourselves on delivering to you, the listener, the greatest listening experience - and that's just what we have here! Topics on this week's episode include:  Elizabethan Things  Swiss Sharpshooter Millionaire Dog  Swearing Parrots The Abby Report: Generation A - Back To The Beginning Naked Guy at Airport Security Last Week's Numbers

Listeners! Welcome to toilet week, where we discover all sorts of news items regarding toilets! Some of the shitty news stories we explore this week include: Two Guys Meet in Africa Marathoners Shit Themselves Often Sometimes They Make It To The Porta Potty SpaceX Doesn't Even Have A Functioning Toilet On Their Spaceships Do You Know What A Cenotaph Is? Vegan Toilet Sex Cult Parked Car Of The Week Last Week's Numbers

Helllo, listener! It's the Blue Men Group Midnight Sleepover Special! Celebrating one full year of episodes, with fireworks, and more! Join us as we cover a few new stories then as we regale each other in memories of Blue Men Group's past. We love you very much and thank you for listening! 

Hi listener. Today's episode is explosive. Here's the rundown: 1. John Glenn: did he forget something? 2. Ciggy Sales Have Increased A LOT 3. Six Flags Meal Pass 4. Yuengling Lady 5. Abby's Visit To The Metaverse 6. Cocaine Hippos 7. Numbers

Hello loyal listener. Jon returned, we don't know where he went, but he's back. These are some of the things we chatted about on this here episode: 1. Thomas Alva Fucking Edison 2. Anthrax 3. Maine's Fucking License Plate Problem 4. Boosting Seamen Morale 5. The Drawing That Shook Hawaii 6. Prank or Murder of The Week 7. Last Week's Numbers

Hey listeners, we've got some news for you. The news topics we cover are found below: Old Timey Baseball Lost At Sea for 29 Days Rotating House in Bosnia Rwandan Milk Bars Hacked Flight Systems Last Week's Numbers

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This is a Blue Men Group Special News Update from Ron Ecstasy.

Hello listeners, we are happy to inform you that the host shortage has been resolved. Please welcome Abby Fiscus to the show. Topics in today's show include: Abby Get's An Official Welcome Gerald Ford, unelected and from Michigan Sex was invented in Scotland Herpes fish in Lake Orion USB In Penis Russian Popeye MMA Guy's Arms Upworthy!  Last Week's Numbers

Today's episode of Blue Men Group is brought to you by Price Waterhouse Cooper. Topics on today's show include: Our Host Search Continues (Brought To You By Price Waterhouse Cooper) Toy Hall of Fame New Inductees No More Drug Tests Time To Bring Back The Wooly Mammoth Disney iPad Tours Massachusetts National Guard School Bus Last Week's Numbers

Well hello there listeners! On today's show, Ron and Devon discuss: 1. Mao and Elvis 2. Pope Sweets 3. Pope Gelati 4. China's War God Statue 5. Our New Artery 6. Legal Victory of the Week 7. Last Week's Numbers 

Here is a SPECIAL NEWS UPDATE from Ron Ecstasy of the Blue Men Group. 

Well hello there, listeners. It's another episode of Blue Men Group! On today's episode we talked about:  Sex Guy, Alfred Kinsey Marriott PR Push Reverse Zoo Chimpanzee Love Affair Shabani The Handsome Gorilla Fool's Gold Future Monster  Tallest Man in America 

Hello listeners! Glad you could make it, today. On today's episode, we go pretty deep on a few different topics. What are those topics, you ask? Well here, they, are: Got it: The Led Zeppelin story The 40 Year Old Cake Prince Phillip Morris International The Magna Carta Is Cool Again Coyotes Upon "Makeout Point" in SF Virginia, The Lobsterwoman of Maine Last TWO week's numbers ... Enjoy!

With last week's episode behind us, thank god, we will sail into this week's episode through the depths of the news that happened this week! Topics include: Joe Kennedy Jr, the one who got away American Confidence Report Robot Waiters Unregistered Meat Van Fratricidal Lover of the Week END

Welcome back listener. We have returned from sea. It didn't go well. Many lives were lost, however, we, the hosts of this show, have returned. We're feeling great! Here is the rundown of today's show: Return From Sea This Week In History Reza Baluchi's sea bubble Handcuffed Couple Container Ship Price Roundup Aerial Nuisance Of The Month Jetpack Man, returns ... smh Last Week's Numbers

Ahoy! As you can see, we are preparing to set sail. Yes! It's the inaugural Blue Men Group-Lindblad Expeditions Cruise. You're more than welcome to come ($12,000-$15,000 pricetag depending on your itinerary) but just remember, pack extra underwear, it's going to be crazy! If you're interested in this week's podcast, here are the topics we discuss:   Live Aid Bowling Ball Man Littlest Einstein Seoul's Beats Per Minute Issue Extremely Large Goldfish Super Mario 64 Index The Canadian Military Is High Off Of Cupcakes Last Week's Numbers

Well, well, well. I see you've come to listen to another episode of Blue Men Group. Well alright, then. Listen here, I've got one large heap of podcast waiting here for you, if you dare to listen. Some of the things discussed are as follows:   Roswell, NM and the UFO Situation USA GHOSTS PARTNER OF 20+ YEARS Toilet Snake Tooele Snake Mall Snake Radioactive Terror Pigs Lightning Strikes Man  Last Week's Numbers, This Week Enjoy!

Hello friendly listeners. On today's episode we talk about the weird world in which we live. The topics include but are not limited to:   That clocktower in Texas No More Booze at Tokyo Olympics Energy Drink Addiction in the US Military JJ's Uneventful 6th Birthday Party Nude Sunbathers of the Week Last Week's Numbers Enjoy!

Oh hi there! Didn't see you. How long have you been standing there? Oh, you're waiting for the latest episode? I've got it right here! What are the topics on today's episode?? Well, they're right here:   John Hinkley Jr: musician Missing 42,000 pounds of pistachios Condom Concerns at the Tokyo Olympics Mucilage Calamity in Turkey The Future Monster of the Week This Week's Numbers  Enjoy!

Hello Blue Men Groupies. On today's show we celebrate nature. If you're not celebrating nature, we need to talk privately. Here's the deal, it's great. If you're interested in knowing what we talked about on the show, here is a list of topics in order of their appearance:   The Magna Carta - What Is It? Fishing Desk - A Whale Ate A Guy But Didn't Swallow Him Culture Desk - The Ultra Rich Should Eat The Mona Lisa  Cicada Desk - Cicada Pizza Hero Of The Week - Chicago Man  Last Week's Numbers

Hi listeners, one hell of a show we've got for ya here today. Let's begin ... topics on today's episode include: Senator Joseph McCarthy's Terror The New Statue of Liberty The 30 Year Old 13 Year Old Deutsches Bier in Afghanistan  Amelia Earhart Letter A Wedding And A Funeral This Week In Numbers

Hello fellow travelers, and welcome to BLUE MEN GROUP. Today we find ourselves up in space, on the Senate floor, the shores of Nikumaroro and inside your ears. Topics this week include:   Ed White, the First Space Walker Senator Mike Braun's Anti-Animal-Human-Hybrid Campaign MENSA's Youngest Member UPDATE: Amelia Earhart's Plane Possibly Found Robotic Villain of The Week Last Week's Numbers Enjoy!

Hello fans of Blue Men Group the podcast. Here is your episode for this week! Topics include:   1. JFK and The Moon 2. Massive Ice Berg Situation 3. Retiring K9s 5. Bullet Train Pee/Poo Issue 6. Old Ass Alligator On The Loose 7. The Castle Raid 8. Was An Inside Job 9. This Week's Numbers

Hello everyone! Here's another installment of weird news from your favorite 3 men. Topics discussed on today's show: Amelia Earhart: Bermuda Triangle or Otherwise? Getting HIGH On Raw Meat Chicago's Most Feral 1,000 Cats Time To Go Topless In Texas (In a Jeep) What Were Those Neanderthals Doing In Those Caves? Super centenarian Of The Week Last Week's Numbers

Here we are, deep into the month of May in the 2021st year of our dear . Everything we've discovered this week is the most important news of the week. The topics are ... as .... follows.   A Near Miss, In The Open Skies Rooster Labor Report Condor Conference Special Report The 1 Way NOT To Build Instagram Following This Week In Numbers

Listeners, we get right into it on this episode because there is so much to tackle. Here are the topics we discussed:   Belgium Gains, France Loses Crazy Worms Leave Scientists Scared STURGEON Big Noses Kid Rock's Big Ass Honky Tonk Rock ‘N Roll Steakhouse on Lower Broadway This Week's Numbers

Welcome to the podcast! You know how it goes. We do the thing, then we do the other thing, then we talk more. Let me just give you the run down of this week's topics! 1. Border Town Of The Week Weather Edition 2. New Rules For Merchant Mariners 3. Dog Wins Grizzly Invitational 4. Chernobyl is Filled With Wild Horses 5. Citizen Kane: Is It Good? 6. Quitter Of The Week

Hello listeners, fine topics to discuss today. Very fine topics indeed. If you're interested, here is the list of topics below. The Queen was born. The Red Baron died. Europeans don't enjoy drinking beer at home The other Pope You have a paper due, on Mars, next week Bowling Ball of the Week Last Week's Numbers

Hello BMG fanatics, on today's episode we cover the following news topics: 1. Alton's Mystery Tunnels 2. UFOs are happening 3. Zero Votes 4. German Primates Don't Like The Zoo 5. World Record Rabbit 6. Smuggler of the Week 7. This Week's Numbers

Enough! Why is everything so weird all the time!?? Enough!! We came into this episode with a bit of anxiety and too much coffee. Here are the discussed topics: 1. World's Longest Nails on a Woman's Hand 2. Paper Cowboy, wtf? 3. Is there anything conclusive about the  Muon g-2 experiment?? 4. Gorilla's beat their chest 5. Triphallia 6. This week in numbers

Gotcha! It's April Fools! Or at least, it was when we recorded this episode. Topics on today's show include:   1. Whidbey News-Times Update 2. Ponce de Leon: Fountain of Youth?? 3. APRIL FOOLS SPECIAL EDITION NEWS 4. April Fools of the Week 5. This Week's Numbers

On today's episode we discover a few things about ourselves we may not have known about previously. Details include:   1. Compliments 2. This Week in History 3. The Case of the North Dakota Popcorn Machine 4. The Army Leg Tuck, No Longer?? 5. Truckers Save The Day (Again ...) 6. We've saved Ebey's Landing from litter 7. Jose, NO! 8. This Week in Numbers

Hi friends. Today's episode is the following:   1. Compliments starting with a P 2. Soviet's in Space 3. 16,000 Winnie the Poohs 4. Loose Ram 5. Stop the Steal: High School Edition 6. River Monsters 7. Spank Bank on the Moon 8. Stowaway of the Week 9. Last Week in Numbers

Thanks for tuning in to this trucking podcast we do here. As you probably know, almost all of our listeners drive truck and this is how they get by day to day ... they listen to Blue Men Group. The topics below are what we discussed on this here episode!   1. Alt name for podcast (Fail) 2. Compliments 3. Submarine Man 4. Cleveland Cincinnati Chicago Cocaine Coated Corn Flakes        4.5 - Battle Creek, Cereal City 5. Please stop dumping beer cans in the bushes 6. Bean Dip Boy 7. This Week In Numbers

Good day, listener. On today's episode we jump around and find ourselves in many different places all within a short distance from one another, if you think of things on a grand cosmological scale. If you don't think that way, then you will have to locate these places in your brain some other way. Nonetheless, here are the topics we discussed on today's show!   Space Hotel should be ready in just a few years, I guess The cephalopods are getting smarter Painting with Omar Arachnid Update Raja the Rooster with a Knife When Societies Put Animals on Trial  This week's numbers

Good day! Today's jam packed theme'd BMG episode is ... jam packed with a theme. Let's get to it. The topics we discussed: 1. Dolly The Sheep 2. Scottish Seagulls and their Satanic Seagull Assistants 3. Lynx Attack 4. Venomous Spiders in Study Hall 5. Human Animal of the Week 6. Chicken On The Loose 7. This Week In Numbers

Hi everyone! Welcome to the podzone. Here are the topics we go on to discuss on today's mighty episode!   1. Gary Kasparov vs. Deep Blue vs. Michael Jordan 2. The Woman With the Cacti In Her Pants 3. Beer Man in Ohio 4. Horn Music From The Sea 5. Peep the Chicken at Cracker Barrell 6. Getting so drunk you lose your wallet at McMurdo Station 7. Last Week's Numbers  

Hello listener, on today's episode of BMG we explore the following: Compliments / This Week in History Fred Falting, Charlevoix's road kill man Kirin Ichiban ... the military beer of Myanmar The State of Rock n' Roll Panel Bruce Springsteen Old Person of the Week This Week in Numbers Please send us mail.

Listen, I want to get straight to the point. This is what we covered on today's show:   Sid Viscious Pater Noster Island in Sweden Stinnett, Texas Meme Beverages Diplomatic Embarrassment in Beijing J. Wellington Wimpy A Call To Action For Our Listeners

Hello! Today's episode is brought to you by our sponsor, Chaokoh Coconut Milk. Nothing beats, Chaokoh! Ok, so on today's episode we run through various things that have happened in history, this past week. This leads us to WHAT'S IN THE NEWS? 1. Bigfoot Hunting 2. Puffins Hunting Herring 3. Ummm, some stuff about Target and Costco 4. Audrey & Anaal Thank you for listening. Do not forget to send actual mail to our PO BOX which we will read on the air. Please send mail to: RENN PO BOX 21249 DETROIT, MI 48221

Friends, Today we find ourselves in a whole new world of facts and fun, to the future we look, but first -- we must look into the past, through the lens of the Blue Men. Topics include: -Joseph-Ignace Guillotin -The poetry of Dr. Harold Bornstein -Corrections -Pigeon Immigration -Gourd Futures -EYES ON CHINA, A BMG CHINA SERIES -Alpine Town of the Year   Bless you!    

Hello listeners, today on BMG we spend some time in Europe, we cross some borders, we dip into the jacuzzi, and we talk about penis again. All of this and more, don't you worry, in this episode. List of things talked about: Compliments Danish Penis Dutch Sandwich Fake Doctors Enjoy