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Living by the motto "Don't Be A Dick", Gretchen Clark is here to get real with you. From a ski mountain in Vermont to the big city of Atlanta, Gretchen has been through some weird shit in her life. After years of grinding it out in corporate america, she quit her cushy sales job 6 months after starting her career as an Instagram iNflUenCeR. What she once thought was a fake job, turned into a (very public) outlet for her to show that world that being honest and real is actually ... cool and "in". On this podcast, Gretchen will discuss topics from the freedom of not giving a f**k, how to build a successful brand online, to how to love yourself the most in your life. Each episode will also include Gretchen giving advice on some of the hundreds of questions submitted each week from her incredibly loyal followers ... most likely after a few tequila sodas. Unbutton your pants and get ready to get weird.

Gretchen Clark


    • Apr 18, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 37m AVG DURATION
    • 40 EPISODES


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    imposter syndrome

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2023 39:58


    well, it takes gretchen 28 minutes before she even begins to talk about imposter syndrome, but .... enjoy!!! happy holidays!!! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/ Patreon- https://patreon.com/gbclark?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

    CONFIDENCE!!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2023 44:01


    shes baaaaaack!!!!! with a wild rant about confidence and why being unconfident (?) can be a little self centered. take what you love, leave what you don't! xoxo Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

    #fiancé

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2022 58:33


    legit, Happy Holidays!!! Gretchen goes into all details on her recent engagement (!!!) and wedding planning! *trigger warning: at the end of the episode she does touch on suicide re: the recent passing of Stephen "tWitch" Boss. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

    Holiday Gifting

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2022 22:07


    Gretch gets a lil heated about why you DO NOT have to buy ANYONE a gift for the holidays, especially people you don't like. Happy Holidays!Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

    Ugly Phases & UFOs

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2022 24:21


    Gretchen is back with some quick, transparent thoughts about doing shit you don't want to do, why ugly phases build confidence and that she is considering being a professional UFO chaser. Happy Holidays!  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    tipsy only, high on life & hustlin

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2022 29:53


    gretch goes over why being tipsy > drunk any day of the week and why canceling (non toxic) hustle culture ain't it!  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    friendship breakups

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2022 41:55


    she's baaaaack!! after a few weeks, g is back on the mic! she talks all things friendship breakups and her experience with them, thoughts on them, and why YOU should go through a friendship breakup if you're surrounded by a bunch of ding dongs.  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    TZ ON THE POD!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2022 38:25


    After many requests - G has her boyfriend Troy on the podcast and she pretty much just ... heckles him with questions from her people. He talks about their relationship, gives his insights into the dating world, and how him and G are like water flowing down a sink...... Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    communication = lubrication

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2022 50:52


    G does in depth about her and her lover boys relationship, why it works and how fuggin corny they are.  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    Friends w/ babies

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2022 34:58


    A popular topic requested by her people, Gretchen dives into her thoughts on how to be a good friend when your friends have babies.  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    Muscle Relaxer Chats

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2022 37:05


    Gretch pops a muscle relaxer and talks in a circle. We're chatting a bit about being in debt, having sex before you're married and winning by just being consistent.  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    Summer bodies & sending nudes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2022 29:42


    It's summertime baby and that (can) mean you are feeling insecure being half naked in front of a group of people ... aka v normal and common. Gretch talks about not sugar coating how you're feeling, sending nudes to your best friends, and how what you think is what you look like. Happy Holidays!  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    IG growth

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2022 40:14


    Gretchen brings a very popular question that's asked to the podcast; “how did you grow your IG so fast?”. She talks building a brand based on trust, authenticity and how credibility is the best financial security.  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    GRIT, GRIND, SALES

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2022 44:06


    Gretch gives her top sales tips from her 5 year career in staffing/recruiting with a little tough love and a few F bombs thrown in! Happy Holidays!  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    Anxiety vs Fear

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2022 31:56


    After Moose's surgery, G realizes she's been blacked out in fear for the last 24 hours. She talks anxiety, the importance of an anxiety circle, and why anxiety fuggin sucks. Happy Holidays to everyone!!  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    YGG

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2022 18:26


    G is a little off her game this week so this short & sweet episode might seem a little pointless. BUT, she does give a *hot tip* about a YGG folder, why it's important to take control of your income rather than live in fear, and promises a double episode week in the near future. Happy Holidays!!  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    Testing Negative, Staying Positive

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2022 27:41


    She's NEGATIVE but POSITIVE if ya know what we mean!!! Talking all things social media, following a passion, following a dream or idea, and how she stopped working a job she hated. This episode is for people who are sitting on a goldmine (aka, themselves) and need a lil kick in the butt to get out of their own fuggin way. Happy Holidays!  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    London, the Vid & protecting babies

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2022 37:05


    Welp, after dodging it for over 2 years, covid finally hit her and she is here to attest that what they call "covid brain" is a real thing. First episode in 2 weeks so a lot to catch up on including her London recap and why she has a fear of slowing down. We want to put a trigger warning on this episode as well, because Gretch goes a bit into her thoughts on the recent school shooting in Ulvade, Texas.  After extensive research into organizations to help the victims, this is where Gretchen chose to donate. If you feel led to do the same: https://gofund.me/bda1a77d (https://gofund.me/bda1a77d) Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    Be Kind & Not A Dick

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2022 28:32


    Quick episode where G dives into her 400+ listener emails and finds a common trend: how to get out of a slump, how to stay positive, and how to not feel sad. The answer: be the opposite of a dick as often as possible.  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    Fucks & Flaws

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2022 33:57


    In this episode Gretchen tells the story of a girl who stole thousands of dollars from her but more importantly shares her thoughts on body image, insecurities and why it's important to give people physical compliments. It's another “talk in a circle and kinda land the plane” sorta convo. Happy Holidays!  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    False Negative Beliefs

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2022 40:28


    Gretch dives into the theory of False Negative Beleifs, how they affected her life and how she's tried to overcome them. She also touches on new friendships, how “jUst wAiT” comments are rude AF, and of course mentions butt plugs more than once :) Happy Holidays!  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    STAY ALIVE

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2022 33:55


    Hi from the new house!!! Majority of this episode is about STAYING ALIVE; the recently most requested topic to discuss. How women can stay alive and when it's ok to BE A DICK (a LOUD dick).  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    MOVIN & GROOVIN

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2022 47:56


    It's moving week!!! (finally). G talks about chopping Michael Vicks penis off, why Hollywood is fake, why she feels like she's not doing enough, how you shouldn't have one question in your brain about marrying someone, and how to watch your language. And speaks like this, in a run on sentence. Next episode in the new house! Happy holidays fam!!  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    WHAT IS THE POINT?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2022 31:38


    Gretch does a quick lil episode to update everyone on the move to the new house and shares her mindset on how to, literally, get out of a funk by not giving a fuck and tying your actions to your WHY. Oh also, you can text her now :) 470-632-0136 and yes .. it's really her LOL.  Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code GBCLARK at MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    Secrets

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2022 36:12


    It's Sunday Secrets turned podcast time!!! With the fear of being disabled (again...) Gretchen takes her followers' secrets and shares them with the class. From electric shock therapy in your butthole to someone's mother in law sending them a picture of them using a dildo. Shit gets weird, like always :) Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    Sweaty Pits & Toxic Friends

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2022 48:59


    Here's a quick heads up that this episode is CHOPPY and all over the place :) Apologies in advance. Gretchen gets into the hot topic of toxic friendships and her take on it all. Also - don't get armpit Botox xo  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    I missed you guys :(

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2022 46:11


    Description: After a week off to get her house ready for the wild real estate market, she's stressed, stuffed up and selling her house! What a time to be alive. In this episode, Gretchen chats what it's like to put your house on the market and gets into some of her favorite topics: dumping people you don't like & doing whatever you want to do with your life. Happy Holidays!  Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code GBCLARK at https://www.manscaped.com/ (MANSCAPED.com)! #ad #manscapedpod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    Shaved balls & MLM's

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2022 38:01


    Hola from Cabo! Gretchen pops in from a pool break to quickly chat MLM's while celebrating men going to prison for sending dick pics. Oh! And, our first discount code for the podcast:   Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code GBCLARK at MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    Dont Be A (Light Switch) Dick

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2022 55:14


    This episode is a roller coaster of emotions for Gretchen as she goes from talking about a dick the size of a light switch, to advice when you have a toxic relationship with your mom, to a man who needs closure from a woman he cheated on his wife with. Happy Holidays!  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    Boys Lie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2022 29:23


    Gretchen reads & responds to some emails from her followers asking for advice on dating, whether they should dump their boyfriends or not, and reminds everyone that the most important person in the universe is yourself. Email: gbclarkIG@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    Boys Lie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2022 60:29


    Gretchen reads & responds to some emails from her followers asking for advice on dating, whether they should dump their boyfriends or not, and reminds everyone that the most important person in the universe is yourself. Email: gbclarkIG@gmail.co Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    pointless & uninteresting

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2022 28:11


    the title of this podcast was inspired by g's FIRST 1 star review!!! Happy Holidays! In this episode Gretchen describes the roller coaster of a week she had as her IG, backup IG and entire facebook were disabled... but now they're back!!! She touches on the importance of a close friendship circle to lift you up, focusing only on what you can control, and the freeing feeling that the universe knows exactly what it's doing. xo Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    Drunk & DISABLED (again)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2022 41:23


    welp, it happened again. Gretchen explains how IG has a micropenis and needs to protect it at all costs!!! And she's drunk and in a terrible mood so, HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! new IG: @gbclark_  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    DONT BE A small DICK

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2022 36:48


    Gretchen talks about fat rolls, micropenises and how women are sexier than men even with cellulite and two different boobs. Happy New Year!  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    Vision Boards & Viagra

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2021 39:10


    Happy New Year's Eve week! On this episode, Gretchen shares her thoughts on taking advantage of this week between the holidays, how she creates goals and vision boards, and wonders why she doesn't know anyone who's been in a viagra commercial.  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    Bank Statements & BJ's

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2021 44:18


    In this episode, Gretchen reminds you to check your credit card statements, deep dives into some listener questions and finishes with a blow job tip just in time for Christmas. All around 10/10. Happy holidays!  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    Tramp Stamps & Money

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2021 56:41


    In this episode, Gretchen chats (in a circle) about all things money, self-discipline, and removing tramp stamps. She gets into a few listener questions about goal setting, career changes, getting out of debt and ends with why it's important for us to burn every shirt that says "gIrL bOsS" on it.  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    Respectfully, lick my balls

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2021 43:55


    In this episode Gretchen gets into some emails from her listeners. She spends some time thanking her audience for the extremely high level of support, shares a story about (someone else) pooping in the backseat of their car and takes her stand on why men should always pay for the first date. 5 stars all around.  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    Dicks and Wieners

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2021 29:04


    Well, it happened. She started a podcast. This episode is, well, um… interesting. Gretchen's first stab at using a mic and pretending she has any clue what she's doing. Definitely 5 star worthy if you ask us. Enjoy the nonsense.  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/

    Don't Be a Dick (Trailer)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2021 2:12


    Living by the motto "Don't Be A Dick", Gretchen Clark is here to get real with you. From a ski mountain in Vermont to the big city of Atlanta, Gretchen has been through some weird shit in her life. After years of grinding it out in Corporate America, she quit her cushy sales job 6 months after starting her career as an Instagram iNflUenCeR. What she once thought was a fake job, turned into a (very public) outlet for her to show that world that being honest and real is actually ... cool and "in". On this podcast, Gretchen will discuss topics from the freedom of not giving a fuck, how to build a successful brand online, to how to love yourself the most in your life. Each episode will also include Gretchen giving advice on some of the hundreds of questions submitted each week from her incredibly loyal followers ... most likely after a few tequila sodas. Unbutton your pants and get ready to get weird. Follow her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/_gbclark/ (here)! Check out her https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share (Facebook Group! ) https://www.gbclark.co/ (Website )

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