FiendCast: The Official FiendFix Podcast

Might've spoke too soon about the Mufasa movie music...lol that damn song has been EVERYWHERE [ : _ ( ] But! other than that we are right, as always, about everything. Just make sure that if the restaurant says it's 'Mexican' that it is in fact, Mexican. Drake & Jay-z suck, Shadow sucks, and the loose monkeys running around Central FL also suck. You know what doesn't suck? BEANS.    

So many thoughts. Have you ever considered the harDships of men? Have you ever cocKblocked?  Feel free to write in and let us know.    K thanks bye!!!!

Hello! I hope you are not sad about things! Maybe just think of Ed Wuncler III or Gin Rummy to give u hope in these times.  Don't be scurred. Also, friendly reminder, you actually own nothing anymore.  #rentersforlifeeeee Also Also, someone put these keeds in computer lab, please.  #unburdernedbywhathasbeen  

Yo What's good friends and fiends!!! Today we get into who would make the best president...results may shock you. (Spoiler, we all suck) SOOO anyways, here is a new eps for your ear holes - please enjoy ^.^  

Hello! First of all no new news but JLO needs some validation but maybe also self esteem. Also, why we got the Sessler goin berserk? Why we got military vehicles completely flipped over on the main highway?? I think the main question here though is do you prefer The Rock or Batista in reference to wrestler man movie stars?? Let us know.  K thnx byeee

Call the Authorities Neowww!! The Diddler's must be stopped, blocked and arrested immediately! Ask yourself this, how much $$ would it take for you to H03?? Or are you just out here giving it up for free??? Know what else is free, watching celebs be absolute buffoons! Its Great!  & Always remember to be prepared for everything at ALL times, your life depends on it.  

Have you ever had the fear that airplanes weren't safe? Well you'd be correct! And the *industry* is trying to stay hush hush about it. Would you use recycled soaps? ..They're economic! Also, try not to be a crazy cat lady and make sure to wear the highest of frequency clothing. K thnks byeeeee!!!!!!

Hey Hey!! This episode we delve a bit into the TRUTH baby!!! And by Truth I may or may not mean conspiracies...but that makes it all the more valid tbh. Do guys even really like or respect women?? Whats worse, being 'friend-zoned' or 'bang-zoned'? Me thinks its obvi but idc, argue wit ya mama. Also, selling c00ch online seems to be one of the most consistently lucrative business ventures, lol. Yikes.  Also Also, this was ironically, unironically recorded on National Womens Day, so do with that what you will. 

Hiya Fiends! This week issa two man show aka battle ground where The Impaler and I hash it out! Who sucks more, men or women?? Tune in to find out!  *Also, join our (eventual) Patreon to hear the exclusive "whore" name! Also Also, maybe, just maybe, dont SA people?? Just a thought.  Funn times..

Are farts always rude or are they always cool...? Asking for a friend. Also did you know that literally everything is a conspiracy including the Super of Bowls???? How sad/scared/stupid do you have to be to mistake an ACORN for a gun sh0t??? Doesn't matter anyways, because from here on out the A.I. will tell us all visual lies and we won't know the difference to care...probably.  Hopefully not though.

Hi! Did you know people could be watching you right this very second through your devices??? Are you aware of being mail scammed?? I may be spacey but I ain't no boomer so stop with the slander! Some of these celebs should consider vegetarianism bc the beef is WHACK. You know what's not whack though, all body deodorant! And if you need some, no shame but maybe just take a bath!!?! Anyways what we need to worry about is our AI overlords and their soon reign. #clippywasanass 

We've all *seen* the moon in the sky but have we really sEeN the moon??? No. Don't get tricked by these scam artist...your therapist could even be one!!!  RIP to Sports Illustrated.  Also pls ignore the word slur at the end Dandy was just having a moment lol. 

Turns out those underground railroads weren't *actually* underground. Who knew. ANYWAYS! WTH going on with these tunnels??? The *dis-placed* migrants?? NY you okay babes??? Maybe we should create care packages using Stanley Cups. The kids will love it. Stay tuned for the next episode of Keeping up with Katt!  K Thnks Bye!! 

Well here we are folks!  Don't get Bipped if you're in CA, & geography is hard for American(s)(Dandy) so please don't judge! You can judge however, how $cammy the U.S prison system is, cause as we know it sucks! You know what else sucks? Crappy jobs we need more women representation in. Also, how petty is too petty? 

Okay so this episode was supposed to come out a couple weeks ago but there were.. uhm..technical difficulties...soooo ANYWHO! Have you been a subject to hat-fishing or any other type of deceptory? If so, you may be entitled to compensation! Also, did you know that some drugs stay in your spine forevs and randomly release when pressure is applied?? I know its been asked before but can we separate the art from the artist? Diddy a whole villain. 

YALL  Sh*t is crazy out here. This episode we start to discuss the propaganda against women. How many oysters is too many, really?    -- also in a seriousness, we sincerely hope for a peaceful outcome for those being affected by the current conflict. Humans really are the most hateful creatures. 

We've been getting buff/ healthy kind of? The real question is though, are jokes/pranks abusive? Lets trauma dump! Please don't test on inmates...its weird... but you know what else is weird(and accurate)....TikTok math! Give us a woop woop if ur a festival bb and use our code HotCheese10 for 10% off your next hot cheese purchase. 

Have you ever played with Baoding Balls? If not, you are def missing out. Also, dont we all wish we could be nepo babies & have generational wealth? Well just keep on trucking you're at least guaranteed to be old and irrelevant at some point! Also, also, please wipe your pee. Thanks, Management. 

**If you have the +RiZz+ pls listen to this episode** How many Presidents can you name? Would you consider yourself old? Well you are. Embrace it. Don't embrace cocaine bear as a movie though it f*ckn sux. Also as long as you keep up with the lingo you're still young... unless you're 37, then you're old.  #carfax. Also Also, Kevin James.  Give ur best main character energy and flex bb!   #supportdandycandy  

Hi! Hide your kids, hide your wife, Roblox is SUS!!  Do you have a hysterical parent? Are YOU a hysterical parent?? if so, SEEK HELP! If you don't Momo will resurrect and get 'em. Also don't go through peoples (ur kids) phones and don't sleep on all the latest txt slang, kk?  Please no pee-hole play and humble yourself.  Listen to the end to hear us filibuster. Listen to the very very end to hear us brain fart (after credits)!!! K thx bi    ---medical professionals should always be held accountable and responsible for their actions!!! RIP to the baby mentioned who lost their life. 

Would you describe your ******* as pink and your ***** **** brown? Theres always a spectrum to these things lets make sure to be inclusive! Further more, 'Musical Rules' say that song and dance gravitationally pulls everyone in within a 1 mile radius ; its MuSiCaL rOoUlLsSS!! Also how do you feel about voice acting changes? Yay, Nay??  I hate them. Kind of. Either way get some deodorant for your b****.! K luv byeeee

Hiiii.  You degenerates know what it is. New installment to the weekly chaos that consumes the Cast.  How much could you be paid to drink your own bodily fluids or better yet...ours!!?? LOL. Why in TF do people keep creating their own "Gone Girl" situations? Why is Lizzo F*t but also F*t shaming???? Men shouldn't fight women...unless they abot tht action thoooooo!!! Doja Cat and all the cat faced ppl are facing a very hard time rn. Pls send thot n pryers.   ***Also (Dandy disclaimer)  Doja was *NOT* popping and on the bs  back in 2019 like Mitch claims, but she is definitely a troll and definitely on her BS. We love that for her thoo

Have you ever considered that just maybe climate change is real? BECAUSE IT IS.  Time to stop living in denial people. Also, time folks learned how to listen to women and stop robbing places.  Said it once, say it twice, F*CK AI. Not Allen Iverson though. But also yes. Reminder!: Please bathe properly!  K thanks bye

Hey yall!  We are back again with the best content on the internet so you are welcome. Put on your top-hat baby because we gone get smart and fancy using some AI tools.  This week we will delve into spiked restaurant food, being thrown ashes of a deceased person, deciding the difference between boundaries or manipulation, and of course, nuggies! Also pp.  

Hi Friends! *Semi-soft* open here but we are BACK like we never MF left!!! Get hype for the new season of bants and rants baby! This week we discuss some real life final destination sh*t ;  How the writers and actors of Hollywood are finally just as mad as we are ; Over the Counter Birth Control?? ; and some other stuff???  Take a listen. Take a seat. We missed you.  You missed us. Shhhh, its okay, dont fight it. 

OMFG Hi welcome to our show :) Had a lot of stuff transpire over the last few weeks (months) BUT WE STILL HERE!! I'm too lazy to confirm but theres already an existing( multiple) BUSS themed shows so check those out too! Main points from this episode: * we have a breakfast line coming out so get hungry ; seawitches will trick you ; did you say pigmy or pick me?? ; no *race* left behind!  ALso I know how it sounds but I am NOTTTT a "pick-me".... says the pigmy

This one here yall!  Boys cast is it all fellas or all felons? LOL please dont steal tires because you can then get caught by the police who may or not manhandle your a**hole for a routine "check" . Also also, don't wear VR headsets again, like ever. You'll explode.  Friendly reminder the Peen is still protein! 

Well if you didnt want us cancelled before heres your chance now! LOL welcome to another installment of your favorite chaos cast where we dive deep into the hypocrisy that is literally everything lmao. Take aways : Fallon is better than Kimmel ; Katy Perry could be a robot ; Do you be ballin like Jerry? ; Have you ever fed a white man banana pudding? ; Inflation sucks ; Dont talk to kids please.

PT.2 (no, this wasn't planned) and we're still on some BullSh*t lol. Why are we forcing politics into film/ television? Also why is social justice killing comedy? Also also, since we're all different by nature, are we not all by default 'neuro-divergent' ?  Lets argue I mean DISCUSS. (#doublefeaturetuesday but its Wednesday)

Who TF here drinks outta milk bags? Who here has posted/ witnessed EMBARRASSING SH*T online and online only? Do Genres ever really matter? Are you stuck? Are you tolerated or celebrated???? Would you eat a Grasshopper? ALL DAT and more lol pls dont fight but also yes. 

If any gas station liquor brands want to sponsor us now is the time js! Also how yall okay with paying extra for stuff that shouldve been included? FOOLISHNESS I SAY. Side note: this was actually supposed to be episode 1 lol but things happen and it is now episode 2 and it doesnt matter how many weeks ago we recorded this OK mind ya business its fine everything is fiiine. Don't question me.  k luv u biiiii

HIIIIIII! Friend! Fiends! All you stinky butts in between! What it do??? New Episode fresh off the press and there's plenty more where this came from - it's a *mild* start to say the least but: Docudrama vs Documentary? Haunts vs Roller Coasters? iHob? Lol y'all already know the deal so go head and tap TF in.  K love you byeeeee!

Hi Friends! Hi Fiends! This weeks episode we will discuss the deliciousness of a P3nis. I mean P3-ness? Lol also wtf is a push gift? Isn't pushing default? Surviving the ordeal seems like compensation enough but lets argue??? Fuck all the daylight savings time change BS I hate it I hate it I hate it!!! GIVE ME LIGHT!!! Also are you excepting money from sus ppl for the cause??? ONLY FOR THE CAUSE though right?? 

Are you an Island boy? If so, you're in luck cause we've got hot ham and cheese sandwiches for all! Halloween will always be sexy and walking on your hands will always be weird. #FACTS . Also, also, are you a fetus level foodie or fully grown?? Would you rather be attacked by a brain amoeba or a bear?? Mail in your answers!

So, we found Mitch in Bolivia drinking white russians on the beach (sick b*stard) but we also found a Darcy!  Also also,, what are your relationship expectations when on the dating market? Is you BROKE??  Its okay if you are though, b*tches out here accepting chicken as payment so just shoot your shot! Even with all these Horror Icons, we *still* need a third. 

Ways I thought of starting this description include: "Reasons why you should "out" someone...DONT!"  "If you aren't a ninja maybe refrain from all stealth like activities or face jail time!"   "Gather 'round while we spill the beans on Mormon lore as well as some Kanye lore?"   Swoosh Dad 4000 would probably not approve of any of these and call me a Moolong yon Charcoal Briquette. Its fine tho.

Hiya friends and also fiends! Would you say that being tall is the same thing as being big? Did you know good hair only comes from good effort?? Were you aware that FL is currently the undefeated, superior, state? LeTs DiScUsS! 

Y'all can call me Space Boi Seuss from now on thank you very much! I will have you know that Luffy slander will not at any point be tolerated! Don't be mad at someone else cause YOU decided to participate in the "hit". Don't be mad you weren't invited to the Met Gala, its an ugly scam. I just came to pump it up really.  Also, put those tums away at school!! Why is this even an argument? 

Men have drama too, right? Lets discuss. Would you be surprised to find out no one owes you acknowledgement? Would you like to be the biggest broad in the bar? Comment below.   

Have you ever thought to yourself maybe, just maybe had you been roasted more as a child you'd be more "tough" ? Lets discuss.  Also, would you rather remember excruciating details about when you made awful potentially life changing decisions, or would you rather forget and pretend to be none the wiser? Also also, friendly reminder that being "pro" anything requires a level of consistency ...Lets Discuss :p 

Now lets be honest with ourselves...loser mentality will get you nowhere or nothing but loser results. Y would you want that for yourself??!? Level up. Also, I never knew that rat guillotines were a thing but that is sad and I do not approve!! #ratrights. Does your family ever disrespect yo' ah? Does ever make you want to fight 'em? Or perhaps uninvite them to your wedding?? Everyone has a body and Everyone has a choice or stfu!! 

I'm starting to think I was meant to be a rapper please refer to me as Freestyle Dandy with the Boots* from now on thanks! Also, what would it take for you to spend a week in the 60's? Has anyone told you the dangers of smoking glue and/or plastic products? BBL or die...lol literally also Free Lizzo !!! I've been traumatized by the pickles and things will just never be the same.  No iPhone- phonys allowed.  #hellur

Well butter my crackers!  Its a raw open episode and I'm on my astrology hoe sh*t so please join in for the *LeO sHow* Also hope you guys don't think that you kids are lizards...they likely are not.  

Ya'll there is a waffle thief on the loose so please hide your kids, wives, husbands, etc!! Join in as I go into the "Peanut Brittle" story...again... lmao and I truly do not know why this holds such a place in my memory but if Peanut Brittle girl is listening to this I am so sorry and remember you are beautiful no matter how dry or light-skint you may be

We back with a new one fresh off the press!  This week ya girl had a few too many and it is showing*. So what's new? We need naps. I demand mandated naps for all!! Smooth balls- Is it something to strive for? What about bikini bottoms for all? Is it something we wanna see in sports? I say full body suits. Head, to damn toe. F*ck Ed Buck. 

YALL.  Who's ready to squirt!? ;) JKJK but we are serving Blackened Mitch Fish with a side of rice for an extra $5.  We also have $30 drinks to offer (16oz souvenir cup included, of course). I've said it once, I'll say it again. Chili's corn is delicious. Dont fight me on this, please. Also also Rock &Brews has cornhole so idk how "classy" that really is lol. Fight me on this, please. ALSO!! Stop ignoring "silent" letters!! They deserve to be heard!!! Quick rant: Natasha Bedingfield does in fact, have a dumptruck she's carrying around and man oh man, release those inhibitions kween!! Parting words: Feel the rain on your skin, no one else can feel it for you. Especially in a heat wave. 

Well it's a short boi- I mean that both literally and figuratively. But really, is it rude to call someone out on their height regardless of size? Probably. Lol we all a lil' sensitive!!?! ANYWAYS, the point is that you can be a friend or a fiend or neither or both or who tf cares?! Did you know Looney Tunes were back in action?? Did you know Spy Kids needed more action?? Have you ever thought of a world with no guns? Have you ever thought of a world with no Karens at the pink store???  Either way you look at it, d*ck ain't paying the rent. Six grapples to Ten. Simple math folks. Hope that makes sense. 

I would've sworn on me mum this was episode 8 so when you hear me go on about it feel free to ignore! Thanks!  LOL anyways here we are in the most moist of times bringing you the hottest of tea on real life Karens. Except for me, I did not have sufficient Karen tea but what I lack in tea I more than make up for in ASS. Speaking of, have you Vaxxed that Azz up? No? Dont worry we'll send someone.  How ya'll feel about social media created horror? Like when you can't tell if its real or fake? Creepy af or nah? Let us know in the comments. Like, Share, and Subscribe, or die.  Thanks!

Hey hope you friends n' fiends had a fun fourth!  Here's a special collection of some hot mic pre-recordings of us being EXTRA MURICAN. Featuring, but not limited to the following: lusting for various porks, spy dolphins, rapping, pp cocaine, yelling, mac and cheese. Also testicles. Did you know lemon juice packets were a thing??!!

The boys go wild in this episode while I take a quick leave for a *not diharrea* break! Dont ask. Also get your listening holes ready for the voicing pleasures of Light Mitch™- he's so smooth yet so rough! What are the things you are not willing to allow on your dime? Why do FL drivers suck butt? Why did you let your gf/bf get your a$$ beat?!? Why are Keira Knightly and Natalie Portman essentially the same person?? Why does this feel like deja vu....  

Howdy damn doody! This weeks episode features more of my coveted rhyming abilities to start with and fun facts about mustache rides(?) Also also, dO yOu ReMeMbEr the FROG!!??? Backyardigans? Thick of it??? Just know if you got ass to put on the sink, then you got OPTIONS hunny!! Neva 4get. Kinda like 9/11.