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Listener beware, YOU choose the scare! Well, Daniel does, this time. Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery (the TERROR TWINS) meet a spookier, more GHOSTLY set of twins in this spine-tingler. It also features a first for RL Stine...What is that, you wonder? You'll have to listen to FIND OAT. Tehehe!

If there's something the Terror Twins know about, it's SHARING A FACE. But MIMMIES on the other hand? That's a whole nother can of WOIMS! Spoiler alert: this is the best short story in Triple Header Book 2. Just ask my brother!

Can you guess what this story is about? It's a DISH best served COLD! A pretty straight-forward middle school tale about astral projection! She's not a saint and she's NOT what you think - she's an actress WHOA! There's nothing the TERROR TWINS do better than REVENGE!

The Terror Twins are back with TRIPLE THE FRIGHTS! Well...sort of! Time to go to skewl with a bunch of nasty ghouls in this first of 3 stories in the Triple Header series. Special bonus: the class starts with a lecture on the legal issues Goosebumps faced in the year 2000. TERRIFYING!

Magic! Danger! Juggling! SEX! You'll find THREE of these things in this silly and wild tale told by a pair of caffeinated Terror Twins. Listen beware - YOU listen to THEM choose the scares!

Oh yum! Purple Peanut Butter! Join The Terror Twins as they munch through this zippy stupid story that takes them from a dusty old basement to yet another strange scientist's lab! 

SPONGE boys?!? Now WHAT are you talking about, R.L.? Find OAT in this third and final story from TRIPLE HEADER. Matthew Scott and Daniel Montgomery break it all down and give it to you GOOD about their thoughts on all THREE wild tales (but mostly this bumpy, stormy little DITTY). LOVE YOU!

Things keep getting more SHOCKING! Like this meandering silly tale that feels like a mash-up of already-trodden Goosebumps territory - and we're little SUCKERS FOR IT. Spin the wheel! Wheel of morality turn turn turn! Tell us the lesson that we should LEARN! 

THREE shocking tales of TERROR and SHOCK guaranteed to TERRIFY you with one-two-three SHOCKS! The first is Ghost Granny - and it's a nasty little one, making Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery feel all kinds of SICK!! Ew, go away GRANNY D! 

How-wow-wow-WOWL! What a woodsy episode! Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery go through their favorite GYG book SO FAR. Follow them DEEP into the TREES...and never come OAT!

EEEK! The Terror Twins can't stop SHREEKING over this messy silly slippery story, even though pretty-much-and-next-to-nothing happens! It's Daniel's turn to choose the scares - and he does a pretty piss-poor job! And THAT'S science.

BONUS EPISODE: This one is CHOCK full of messy monsters, wild environments, and confusing scenarios that don't ACTUALLY take place within the walls of Bat Wing Hall. It drives the Terror Twins positively BATTY! Tehehehe.

Bet you can't guess what this one's about! (hint: it's about CHRISTMAS PRESENTS) It's zippy, dumb, basic, and short - but The Terror Twins also BREAK DOWN their thoughts on the WHOLE HOLIDAY collection! What's the best! What's scariest! And what's the NASTIEST!

Santa's LITTLE Helpers! Featuring a special appearance by SANTY HIMSELF. Daniel Montgomery and Matthew Scott Montgomery are positively dripping with holiday spirit! Listen to the them talk about that BAD BOY SANTA! HE NEVER LEARNS!

When I dip you dip WE dip! DOUBLE dip! This episode is about identical twins SOUND FAMILIAR? Can't believe R.L. Stine wrote an episode about the TERROR TWINS skiing on an ICE CREAM MOUNT'IN. 

Oh no! Watch out! There's a MONSTER ON THE ICE! HALP! Hurry! Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery are out there! They're ON THIN ICE.

Surprise! It's MARSHMALLOW SEASON or whatever. Now stick it in some HOT COCOA with that WET AND GUSHY. The Terror Twins get toasty talking 'bout 'BUMPS! And so will Y'ALL.

Jack Frost? JACK NASTY!! You guys...R.L. Stine DID NOT write this short story!! It's CHRISTMASOFFICIAL! But please oh please still listen to this episode. Matthew and Daniel absolutely pull it apart! And then KISS IT BETTER.

This is the best Goosebumps short story! HANDS DOWN, deep in the snow! Listen to Matthew Scott and Daniel Montgomery READ THE WHOLE SHORT THING, would you? Pretty BITTY please with CHRISTMAS TREEZE!

Oooooh, y'all. Daniel's got a SNEAKING suspicion about this short story! And he'll be DAMNED if he's not right! Listen to the icy hot TEA! And check out the SEXY FRENCH cover, Le Vampire DE GLACE! JUST GOOGLE IT, BITCH

This episode is totally NUTS! And it's the ooongest one yet. Listen to the TERROR TWINS, Matthew Scott Montgomery and Daniel Montgomery, talk about the BALLet in their green TAFFETA DRESSES. 

You better don't!! 

BONUS EPISODE: TikTok UR DEAD! Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery give THEMSELVES Goosebumps - well, sorta! Matthew reads as Daniel decides: will he die along the way? Probably! This one's about TIME travel and about an annoying little red-headed kid. DRINK!

Things get wacky - and WHACKY - when crazy ol' lunch lady CHOP SUEY starts to stalk and CHOP the kids at Mill Road School. Get into it! CHOP SUEY! CHOP SUEY! CHOP SUEY!

Bonnie Sue Bowers. THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.

What do you think this episode about? Shana gets STUCKIN1957. French tip, lipstick, painted on! YOUWEARITWELL Value sure suits YOU-OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH! This episode is all about having PERFECT HAIR and the terrible fear of BAD BANGS - something we can ALL relate to-OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH! 

LUNCHTIME! Sweet little MATT gets BOXED in by a bunch of hungry little monsters wanting to gobble it all up. Sounds like my love life! (I'M KIDDING! I'm very much alone!) Make yourself a PB&J and listen to this nasty little surprise of an episode. Tehehe!

BONUS EPISODE: There's some HORRORS in this house! Matthew and Daniel GIVE THEMSELVES GOOSEBUMPS - live! Matthew chooses the scares - and see how far he makes it inside this CARNIVAL of WHORES! (Spoiler alert: NOT FAR!) Special appearances by Slappy and the DOOM SLIDE. 

This is the one Goosebumps story that R.L. Stine DIDN'T WRITE. Can you believe it? Matthew and Daniel GET INTO IT. And talk about how they won the spelling bee!! I said BRR it's COLD in here! There must be some TOROS in the ATMOSPHERE. 

Daniel really likes this one! And Matthew can't understand while the title wasn't The Ghost SITTERS. Either way, YOU BETTER LISTEN HINNY! Half-way through this collection of spooky sillies. This one checks all the boxes, bitch!

You guys... You guys. Don't even know what to say about this short story! COULDN'T tell you.

LIVE NUDE BAIT! There's something REALLY fishy about this episode! Follow 2 boys as they hop on a big DOCK and GO FISHIN' with a bucket of slippery FAT WORMS. Hope they don't run into a HUGE HOUSE-SIZED FISH who SWALLOWS them down WHOLE!! - Love, Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery AKA The Terror Twinz! 

No, tune in TODAY! ...for TERROR! Turn your dial to CHANNEL SIX - and SCREAM! You'll never stop!!

The first story in YET ANOTHER collection of SHORT ONES! And this one is about the BLUES! PLAYING PLAYING PLAYING THE BLUES! Careful what you steal from SAL'S MUSIC STORE after it burned down! It just might be a GERTIE haunted by MEMPHIS WILLY!! And that's on periodt!

Get SNATCHED! It's STILL Halloween and we're ROCKIN' TO THE MOON! Matthew Scott and Daniel Montgomery (THEM TERROR TWINS) talk about the final short story in SMTTGYG and review the entire collection. Oh wow! What a good episode!!

Sorry, bat news!! :( The Terror Twins have a really BAT IDEA! They're BAT to the bone (they're good at being BAT!) - and this episode left a BAT taste in their mouth. >:( Oh well! This episode description was really done in BAT taste - BAT'S ALL FOLKS!

The Goblin's Glare! The Goblin's Gla-are! Sing it! The Goblin's Glare! The Goblin's Gla-are!

PLEASE don't feed all these BEARS! Y'all, there are some editing MISTAKES in this short story. SLOPS! But some good ideas floating around - ideas that got us hankering for some HONEY COOKIE CRACKERS. Feel the fur fantasy and listen to this BEARY GOOD EPISODE. Love, The Terror Teddy Twinz!

Oh no! ANTS IN MY PANTS! This short story and TV episode are absolutely swarming and crawling with creepy anties! HALP! This one's not as bad as you remembered! And it still takes place around HALLOWEEN time like all (most) of the stories in this collection. OUNCH! I just got bit by an ant!

Ooh! It's still HALLOWEEN TIMES - and DARLEEN's GOTTA steal those blue gloves off that scarecrow that mysteriously just showed up next door. SURELY nothing bad will happen! It's just a PILLOW-FACED SCARECROW that just randomly appeared RIGHT BEFORE HALLOWEEN wearing all types of lusty fashions, THAT SCARF! THAT HAT! Just BEGGING for children to take them - to DENUDE that scarecrow! Isn't that so hot?! Daniel & Matthew are on the case!

Let's get OLD! The Terror Twins can't stop CRAVING SWEET BLACK PRUNES?! With PRUNE SAUUUURCE. This short story and TV episode should be absolute HOT TRASH but it turns out they're pretty TASTY! TURN, TURN, TURN TO GREY!

Be Careful What You BITCH For! Or just might GET IT! It's Halloween night, AGAIN! - and MAX trick-or-treats at the WRONG HOUSE HUH-NEE! He gets this sharp old rock from that crickety old CRONE and then it's time to WISH and DISH. Oh nose!! Listen to this episode: It's quick! It's well-trod territory! And it's all KINDS of HOT NASTY. Get into it! Love, Your Sisters: The Terror Twins. PS - Let us know if you've had a JELLY APPLE!!

Oh no! Things getting nasty! Slap a WET TATTOO on your SUN-SCORCHED SKIN and see the TERROR twitch!! The Terror Twins talk about this 2nd short story from this super cool collection.Do Y'ALL have any tattoos? Sound off in these comments! Kiss me hard before you go!

YUMMY! PAMPKIN JUICE! It's the beginning of the NEXT collection of spooky SILLY short stories - and these are all HALLOWEENY Y'ALL. SIP ON THIS JUICE while you screech and tickle in this October-y shiverfest. Starting off wild and weird - and trodding thru old 'n standard Goosebumps plots-points and terror tropes. Listen as Matthew Scott Montgomery and then Daniel Montgomery wail and squeal about this plump juicy dumb SWEETTREAT.

The FINAL short story in EMTTGYG - The Thumbprint of DOOM! The Terror Twins get THIS story 2 DOOM THUMBS UP! (Well, sort of) Matthew Scott Montgomery and Daniel Montgomery wrap this twisty tome and look back on which of the 10 stories were the NASTIEST and the SCARIEST and the BEST! ONLY the BEST!

Little spacemen runnin' around in the garden! Big ol' bullies and dirty dogs! It truly wouldn't be a Goosebumps story if children weren't being sincerely abused and victims of peer violence! R.L. is our problematic fave! Stay sweet - and watch out for thunderstorms!

This episode will drive you positively CUCKOO! It's a short story all about BIRDS - and we can't stop RAVEN about it! Sorry for all the CHEEP humor; TOUCAN imagine how much fun Daniel and Matthew had recording this episode! It's the shortest episode ever! If you like it, please TWEET about it!

Ooooh we get a TV episode with this one, honey! A TWO-PARTER! All about that PERFECT SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Uhtisisisissssssss! Things get straaaaange in this short little zinger from Even MORE Tales... Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery think a CHANGE would DO YOU GOOD. So, practice your LONG JUMP, strut like America's Next Top MoDEL, and roll around in the COOL GRASS, BITCH! No TV episode for this one, no ma'am! Just a ssssssshort ssssssstory.

I wanna play a game! A KILLER BOARD GAME! About spooky things, bony hands, and thuderstormy nights? YES PLEAZE! The Terror Twins Daniel Montgomery and Matthew Scott Montgomery digest this little ghoulish goody and break down the wild 'n weird TV episode.

GARGOYLES (well, more like just gargoyle - but still!)