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Jon McCulloch, a.k.a The Evil Bald Genius, is an unlikely and controversial business saviour, a relentless and fearless small business advocate who will stop at nothing to ensure smart, savvy, and open-minded business owners know the truth about what it takes to succeed in business. His goal is to h…

Jon McCulloch


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    Why I don't give free tips | DailyBizTips #67

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2019 5:37


    Loads of free tips and shit in your feed? Know why I think it's dumb and almost never do it? (it's not why you'll think it is). Watch the vid and it may just change the way you think about how you present yourself. Then PM me for a free 15-minute brainstorming call. And add me on Facebook if you REALLY want to get to know me (an acquired taste) https://www.facebook.com/JonMcCulloch

    How home improvement businesses can make more profit | DailyBizTips #66

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2019 4:07


    You want to make more money and deal with better clients? Of course you do. Trouble is, you don't know whom to listen to. Well... listen to no one uncritically. Don't take ANYONE'S word at face-value when they say they have The Answer UNLESS they've first taken the time and trouble to look at your SPECIFIC business and circumstances. And that includes ME, too. Why? Watch the vid. Then PM me and arrange a 15-minute brainstorming session where I'll give you a shitload of ideas and directions to look in. https://www.linkedin.com/in/evilbaldgenius/

    When negativity is key in business | DailyBizTips #65

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2019 7:38


    There's a disturbing trend towards unrealistic optimism I've noticed over the last few years. And it's getting worse. Any time you point out how something is dumb, silly, or even impossible, out come the knives and the mealy-mouthed gurus types start chucking around their nasty "negative" epithets. But in reality? We NEED people who'll aim for the best but prepare for the worst. To do otherwise is unwise and reckless. Watch the vid and you'll see what I mean. Then PM me and arrange a time to talk about growing your biz (assuming you WANT to get better clients who'll pay top-dollar for your shit and THANK you profusely for taking their money because you've done a sterling job). https://www.linkedin.com/in/evilbaldgenius

    Lets talk about AUTISM | DailyBizTips #64

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2019 5:30


    I'm all for autism awareness, especially in Autism Awareness Month, and especially especially as my own diagnosis was confirmed yesterday... ... but for the Love of All That's Holy don't make a twatwaffle of yourself. Watch the vid and you'll see what I mean (and draw your own parallels with the fuckwittery you see going on in my own industry). And if you decide you want my help growing your biz (and you'd have to be a bit Special yourself NOT to), PM me and we'll arrange a time to talk.

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    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2019 5:47


    Your opinion is useless | DailyBizTips #62

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2019 4:29


    Q: what do you do when you can't get a hard-on? Do you... A. Consult a professional. B. Ask a bunch of random people on Facebook for their medical advice. Now... unless you're a complete fucktard you'd choose A. But... Well. Watch the vid and you'll see the rest. Then think about the advice you seek about your biz. And when you see why it's best to get an expert's opinion on how to get top-drawer clients and charge premium-prices... ... then you can PM me and arrange a time for us to talk. A 15-minute brainstorming session won't cost you a bean, and could (quite literally) change your life and business (it might even give you a boner, too).

    How to attract better customers | DailyBizTips #61

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2019 5:59


    The vid does exactly what it says on the tin. And if you want to plug what I share with you into your own business, PM me and arrange a time to talk (it's free).

    The best testimonial ever | DailyBizTips #60

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2019 4:51


    If you're in home improvement — kitchens, bathrooms, bedrooms, etc. — you're REALLY gonna wanna watch this AND pay close attention. Why? Because I just increased a client's profits for him by 156.99% with no extra work (well, a little bit o' learning and doing a few things differently and less comfortably for a while). The good news? I can do the same for you, too. Better news? He's in such a commoditised business "everyone knows" selling at a premium is "impossible". Maybe. But people who say that don't know me or the (legal, ethical, moral, and entirely above-board) methods I teach to and use with clients. BEST news? Because my shit DOES work with even such commoditised businesses, it's almost certain to work in YOURS. Only way to find out is to PM me and we'll have a 15-minute brainstorming session to see the lie of the land, an' all that shit (and there's no pitch). Worst case?I tell you "No" because I can't or don't want to help you. Best case? Use your imagination. And add me on Facebook if you REALLY want to get to know me (an acquired taste) https://www.facebook.com/JonMcCulloch

    I'm so tired of this... | DailyBizTips #59

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2019 4:29


    Once more... we have LinkedIN cockwombles reading minds and pronouncing Da Troof in their feeble attempts to appear worldly wise and erudite. Lordy. Fucking embarrassing. It comes down the three kinds of Stupid. More in the vid. Watch, learn, maybe giggle... ... and then PM me if you want my irreverent, godless, and frequently blasphemous help with your biz. We'll arrange a short "brainstorming session" where I'll give you some top-notch ideas on how to fix your business (keep your card in your purse, pocket, or wallet, cuz there's no pitch and nothing to buy). And add me on Facebook if you REALLY want to get to know me (an acquired taste) https://www.facebook.com/JonMcCulloch

    How to get more customers | DailyBizTips #57

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2019 3:39


    Spending your time looking for new customers and clients? Foolish boys and girls. Watch the vid and you'll see what you can learn from Optical Express and the ONE place they come up short of excellent (and get an insight into what they do when they surgically replace your lenses in your eyes). Then take action and join us for Ground Zero (and we'll share with you how to do exactly what they ain't but should be). Here’s the link for Ground Zero: http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero And add me on Facebook if you REALLY want to get to know me (an acquired taste) https://www.facebook.com/JonMcCulloch

    Do you let your clients bully you? | DailyBizTips #56

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2019 4:18


    The customer is always right? Do what? As often as not customer is a fucking idiot (and a stubborn, obstinate, and cluelessly-opinionated fucking idiot, at that). And one of the worst things you can do? Give them control of things they have no business trying to control (like... your business and how you run it). An easy trap to fall into, but an even easier (and simpler) one to avoid. How? Why? Watch the vid. Then take action and join us for Ground Zero Here’s the link for Ground Zero: http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero And add me on Facebook if you REALLY want to get to know me (an acquired taste) https://www.facebook.com/JonMcCulloch

    Fix your business before it's too late | DailyBizTips #55

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2019 4:53


    What does myopia and a world tinged with yellow have to do with your business? Only EVERYTHING, that's all. Watch (heh) the vid and you'll see. And then, if you're a clever bunny you'll join us for Ground Zero. OR, if your need is urgent and you have a yen to work with us one-on-one, then PM me and we’ll arrange a time to talk. At risk of over-egging the pudding… … this is for serious enquiries only. If you don’t have at least £10k to invest in your business, PLUS more than a little time and effort, then don’t waste your time or mine. Here’s the link for Ground Zero: http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero And add me on Facebook if you REALLY want to get to know me (an acquired taste) https://www.facebook.com/JonMcCulloch

    More Linkedin problems | DailyBizTips #54

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2019 3:38


    You know That Feeling, right? When a self-proclaimed "LinkedIN guru" posts very specific details about "the algorithm" (when he almost certainly knows fuck-all about it except for what he's gleaned from his superficial and confirmation-bias riddled observations). Right. And then it gets worse: his first message to you is a sleazy sales message (and when you message him to say "don't message me again"... the twatwaffle messages you again). The moral of the story? Watch the vid and I'll share it with you. Then click the link and join us for Ground Zero, and we'll show you a much better and cleaner way to do this shit (or if your need is urgent and you’re prepared to make a substantial investment in and commitment to your business and its future, then PM me and we’ll arrange a time to talk). Here’s the link for Ground Zero: http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero And add me on Facebook if you REALLY want to get to know me (an acquired taste) https://www.facebook.com/JonMcCulloch

    Social media owe you nothing | DailyBizTips #53

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2019 3:28


    Falling foul of the capricious LinkedIN "algorithm"? Pissing and moaning amid much wailing and gnashing of teeth because it's hurting your biz? Good. I have no sympathy and you deserve it. Why? Because if you're relying on the good will of a multi-billion dollar corporation and a SINGLE online platform for your leads, then you're a fucking idiot and an incompetent business owner. And this isn't even the worst of it. Want the rest? Watch the vid, then, for the Love of All That's Holy get our help — click the link for Ground Zero. http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero/ OR... If your need is urgent and you’re prepared to make a substantial investment in and commitment to your business and its future, then PM me and we’ll arrange a time to talk. This is for SERIOUS enquiries only. If you don’t have the will or the wherewithal to invest at least £10k in your business, we’re way out of your league. https://www.linkedin.com/in/evilbaldgenius

    Shit in your business | DailyBizTips #52

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2019 3:07


    When the shit hits the fan (or the dog), what do you do? When there's shit left, right, and centre, and your world is full of it... what do you do? When two dogs run into the house late at night after playing in the freshly-sprayed field behind the house... what do you do? The only thing you can do — pick somewhere, and start. And keep de-shitting until it's all shit-free. A metaphor for dogs, life, and business. Watch the vid for the whole story, then join us for Ground Zero and let us help you de-shit your biz (or, if your need is urgent, PM me and we'll arrange a time to talk). http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero/

    Pain changes your business | DailyBizTips #51

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2019 4:40


    Confession: I wake up STIFF every morning. Morning Glory? Feh. I wish. Nope, I'm talking about my joints. But I know the answer. I've known it for years. But I've done nothing about it because the PAIN wasn't bad enough. And now it is. That's a metaphor for the human condition, I reckon. Anyway, your biz and your desire to fix what ails it are no different. Watch the vid and you'll see what I mean (and what the answer is). Then, click the link and join us for Ground Zero (stop the pain before it gets a hold). http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero/

    How to handle industry competition | DailyBizTips #50

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2019 5:33


    Here's a bit of Zen for you... ... the best thing about the Internet for business owners is also the worst. Never before has it been possible to reach such a multitudinous audience and target market for your so quickly, easily, and cheaply. But... the same's true for your competitors, too. And because People Are Stupid, it inevitably degenerates into a race to the bottom as everyone competes on price. Fortunately, this can happen only if you acknowledge you HAVE competitors, and it's easy to relegate them into insignificance with NO possibility of them copying you or stealing from you. How? I explain in the video, AND show you how ANY local bricks 'n' mortar business can do this for themselves. Watch it, be awed, and then click the link to join us for Ground Zero, where we'll show you how to plug this shit (and a load more) into your business. http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero And add me on Facebook if you REALLY want to get to know me (an acquired taste) https://www.facebook.com/JonMcCulloch

    What happens when you charge higher prices | DailyBizTips #49

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2019 6:03


    "I HAD to cut my prices..." Ever heard that? Ever SAID that? I bet you have. But you know what happens when you raise your prices? You make more money. You get better clients. You deliver a better service. Your whole life and business dramatically improve. Why? Because low price isn't what people ultimately care about. You know what they DO care about? I share that with you in the video. Watch it, then click the link and join us for Ground Zero, where we'll show you how to plug premium prices into your own business, holding your hand every step of the way. http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero And add me on Facebook if you REALLY want to get to know me (an acquired taste) https://www.facebook.com/JonMcCulloch

    Is failure an option? | DailyBizTips #48

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2019 4:19


    I nearly died the other day. Well. No. But it felt like it. I've never felt so ill in my fucking life. Why? And why should you care? Watch the vid. Then click the link and join us for Ground Zero. http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero And add me on Facebook if you REALLY want to get to know me (an acquired taste) https://www.facebook.com/JonMcCulloch

    Should you lower your prices? | DailyBizTips #47

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2019 4:59


    You know what virtually every business does to close the sale? They cut their prices (often without being asked, and even when it isn't wanted). What we all want is VALUE. And if the value's there, we'll pay whatever we're asked. How to make this happen in your biz? Simple. And easy as a post-curry shit. Watch the vid and then click the link and join us for Ground Zero, where we'll show you EXACTLY how to do this and a fuckton more. Here’s the link for Ground Zero: http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero And add me on Facebook if you REALLY want to get to know me (an acquired taste) https://www.facebook.com/JonMcCulloch

    The best advice I've ever been given | DailyBizTips #46

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2019 7:29


    Best advice I ever received? Was about my daughter and how to save her life (literally). Had nothing to do with business. Except it did. Watch the vid and I'll explain (you can thank me later). Then... take action and join us for Ground Zero, and I'll show you how to plug the whole shebang into your own business. Here’s the link for Ground Zero: http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero And add me on Facebook if you REALLY want to get to know me (an acquired taste) https://www.facebook.com/JonMcCulloch

    Local Business? Watch this... | DailyBizTips #45

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2019 4:59


    My JRT kills rats. It's in his blood. But that takes him only so far. To become a better ratter... ... he has to kill rats. And the more rats he catches and kills... the better he gets. Practice makes perfect, you know? Guess what? This is directly relevant to your local biz. How? Watch the vid. Then... if you're a local business and ESPECIALLY if you're in one of the traditional trades... click the link - http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero And add me on Facebook if you REALLY want to get to know me (an acquired taste) https://www.facebook.com/JonMcCulloch

    You are killing your business | DailyBizTips #44

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2019 6:01


    The price of freedom? Eternal vigilance. In fact, that's the price of anything. And when your business is going OK you take your eye off the marketing ball and the rot sets in. Watch the vid and I'll share with you how insidious and DANGEROUS it is (and why I feel like I've been gang-raped by a herd of viagra-popping adolescent wildebeest). Then, if you run a bricks 'n' mortar local business do yourself a MASSIVE favour and get on the list for Ground Zero. Oh, and add me as a friend on FB if you have a strong constitution and want to know more about the man with his hand up a puppet's arse. Here’s the link for Ground Zero: http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero And add me on Facebook if you REALLY want to get to know me (an acquired taste) https://www.facebook.com/JonMcCulloch

    You are the reason your business fails | DailyBizTips #43

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2019 6:53


    Myth: the Internet has "killed" local businesses. It's not. And if you think it has... ... it's because you're shirking the responsibility incumbent on you for making your own market. Watch the vid and I'll show you EXACTLY why it IS a myth and how you can immunise your own bricks 'n' mortar biz against low-priced competition from online retailers and out-of-town stores. And when you've got your head around the idea... ... take action and join us for Ground Zero. http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero/

    Get off the bandwagon | DailyBizTips #42

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2019 3:40


    Following the latest trends, jumping on the newest platforms, and chasing every Bright Shiny Object guaranteeing to make your life and business perfect (and you slimmer, richer, and more sexually appealing)? If so... ... you're an idiot. Watch the video and see why I say that. Then...? If you're running a local bricks 'n' mortar biz, you're sick and tired of the shit going down in the high street, and you want to save yourself from the the zombie apocalypse... Take action and joins us for Ground Zero. http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero/

    How to deal with negative comments | DailyBizTips #41

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2019 4:41


    Getting negative comments? I hope so. Because if you're not, then you're not trying hard enough (rule of thumb: if you haven't pissed someone off by lunchtime every day, then you're SLACKING). And if you do get them? How do you handle them? What you don't wanna do is engage them. Instead... ... watch the vid. And then join us for Ground Zero for the skinny on how to do it for yourself. And it's particularly important for local biz where you've got the in-your-face pissing and moaning and backbiting of your competitors. So... Decorators Electricians Plumbers Kitchens Bathrooms Bedrooms Conservatories Double glazing Roofers Builders Sheds Landscaping Interior design Curtains Furniture Carpenters and joiners ... all that home improvement shit Motor mechanics Accountants Lawyers Healthcare practitioners High-end retail Printers ... You get my drift. If that's you then join me for Ground Zero http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero/

    Why Brexit is B.S | DailyBizTips #40

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2019 5:07


    Governments are not here to help and the only way local bricks 'n' mortar businesses are gonna save themselves from the high street zombie apocalypse is to take responsibility for yourself — think globally, act locally. That's it. Anything else is futile (and that's not my opinion — that's what mathematics says). Why? What? When? And how? Watch the vid. And then... ... join us for Ground Zero and nail this shit for yourself — permanently. http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero/

    What Brexit means for your business | DailyBizTips #39

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2019 5:04


    Brexit? Do me a favour. I have no opinion. Why? Because no one can fuck things up as monumentally as governments can. I explain it all in the vid. Much as you think this it might all be unfair — having to work to make your business a success — and perhaps think government should use a big stick somehow to level the playing field with higher taxes for online retailers, it’s a fact you’re going to have to roll your sleeves up and delve deep into the bowels of your business. You can’t change the facts: if you want things to change, you have to change things, first. Ultimately there will be two groups: businesses which adapt and overcome; and businesses which do nothing more than fight an unwinnable fight and vanish without trace. You can’t change this. But you can pick which group you’re in. Join us for Ground Zero and we’ll share with you everything you need to know to be among the last ones standing. http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero/

    Retarded business partners | DailyBizTips #38

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2019 4:04


    Work with me an Connor... ... and you'll find with his fucked up body and my fucked up head, you end up with almost a whole person. But it's all to the good, because the Lord Giveth and the Lord Taketh Away... Watch the vid and you'll see. Then take action. http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero/

    The 'secret' to biz success | DailyBizTips #37

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2019 5:15


    The real secret to success? Is no secret at all. Because while we'd all like to believe there's a magic pill to make us thin and sexy, an arcane potion to give us bigger muscles (and dicks), and some hidden secret to success in life, business, and everything... ... but we all know it's bollocks. The real secret to success lies in taking responsibility for making shit happen and then doing the fucking work. That's one of the underlying principles of Ground Zero — and if you're the owner of a local bricks 'n' mortar business and you want to take back control of your destiny in the face of predatory online retailers, big out-of-town stores, and the incompetent bumbling of local and national governments, then you should join us. http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero/

    You need to change your 'normal' | DailyBizTips #36

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2019 6:23


    What's "normal"? Whatever you'll tolerate. And, amazing creatures that we are... ... we can (and do) get used to almost anything. Drink every night for long enough (and not as long as you think), and waking up feeling like shit is the norm. Been there, done that. I didn't have a drink problem, but I was drinking too much, too often (it's also how I got so tubby all those years ago. And in the vid I share with you the story a mate of mine who has three bottles of vodka a day... that's HIS normal). News flash: your biz is the same. If your life, business, or relationships are shit and you've settled into a way of thinking where you accept things as they are... ... because that's the way things are... ... then you're the equivalent of the alcoholic who's inured to hangovers and accepts a saggy, baggy head of a morning as being de rigueur. The answer? Change the way you do things. If you want a solid, robust, profitable, and ENJOYABLE business where you're attracting the best clients, selling at premium prices, and being treated and respected as you deserve, then YOU have to change before things change FOR you. Simple. But not easy. Yet... EASIER with our help. Join us for Ground Zero and it'll be as easy as it's ever gonna get. Here’s the link for Ground Zero: http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero

    Why you shouldn't hire a marketing agency | DailyBizTips #35

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2019 6:02


    LinkedIN is a hotbed of marketing agencies and their ilk. And from what I've seen... most of them understand marketing in the same way I understand social etiquette, the rules of cricket, and why women have so many fucking products in the bathroom. And I can boil down their incompetence into three areas of inadequacy. I share them with you in the vid. And if you think I make sense, then join us for Ground Zero. And if you don't... it's OK. You're entitled to be wrong. http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero/

    Why likes, shares and other forms of engagement doesn't matter | DailyBizTips #34

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2019 2:36


    Harsh reality: all the shitty metrics you’re tracking in your marketing are pretty much all worthless. They’re “vanity metrics”, and while they might moisten your gusset, they do fuck-all for your bottom line. Watch the vid and you’ll see why. And when you’ve done that? Click the link below and join us for Ground Zero (unless you think Tesco accept “likes”, “shares”, and “comments” as payment). growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero/

    LinkedIn Marketing | DailyBizTips #33

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2019 5:41


    We should stop saying “how stupid can you get?”, because people are taking it as a challenge. And they’re damned good at it. Case in point: marketing “guru” claiming he’s discovered a “new marketing paradigm”. But he’s not. He’s either mistaken, profoundly ignorant, or just plain dishonest. The expression "lying bag of pus" comes to mind). The über-mistake? They confuse and conflate tactics and strategies (because they’re too stupid to understand the difference between them). Feh. Principles first. Then tactics. A simple and proven approach. Boring, unsexy, and profoundly old-school. If you’re into glitzy new bright shiny objects, this won’t interest you in the slightest. More fool you. But if want to poke a sharp stick into the soft underbelly of grassroots marketing in your high street and local area, then you know exactly what to do… … watch the vid for the details (and a lot of ranting and bad language)… … then… … click the link below and join us for Ground Zero. http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero/

    Is your business boring? | DailyBizTips #32

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2019 5:26


    Do you know what the biggest sin in marketing is? I bet you don't. It's not writing copy or recording videos which are "too long". It's not offending people and getting their knickers in a twist. Nor is it being "unprofessional". Nope. It's being BORING. If you try to be all things to all men and women, then you'll end up being nothing to anyone... ... and your business will reflect that. The answer? In the vid. And then, for the "how to" so you can plug it into your own business? Click the link below and join us for the Ground Zero initiative. http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero/

    How to swing your business balls | DailyBizTips #31

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2019 4:37


    More than once I've been told I give others permission to be themselves. While I appreciate the sentiment, it's not even remotely true. More to the point, you don't need to "grow a pair"; rather, you need only to gain the confidence and learn to swing the pair you already have. I share why this is so important in the vid. And when you're done, click the link in the comments and join us for the Ground Zero initiative (it's all balls, you know). http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero/

    How to not role play in business | DailyBizTips #30

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2019 6:22


    Me and another bloke. Role playing. Even video at first. You know the REAL reason I don’t do role play? Watch the vid. Look carefully around the 01:47 mark for about 30secs where you’ll see me struggle to get my words out — my voice tone changes, and you can probably see it’s tough even talking ABOUT it. I’m not upset or distressed, but it IS difficult and I’m rapidly approaching meltdown territory because I’ve run out of processing power. In this case I’m in full control of the situation and my environment, so there’s no danger of actually having a meltdown; but you can see how in a busy over-stimulating place it easily spirals out of control and I shut down. In short, I simply don’t have the concepts and the words to talk ABOUT the topic let alone engage someone IN it. Strange but true. Fascinating stuff, if you’re interested in this shit, and just one example of how autism affects us, even though we seem supremely competent in so many areas. So… why should you care about any of this? Great question, and I’m glad you asked. Low empathy means I don’t care about your feelings when I tell you how shit your business is and what you need to do to fix it. I don’t let you get away with bullshit excuses. http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero/

    How to keep integrity in business | DailyBizTips #29

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2019 4:13


    Courage, confidence, and integrity. I don’t just talk the talk. I walk the walk. A small (but telling) example from real life last weekend. Watch the vid (then take action — link in the comments). Oh… and the missing apostrophe on the video cover? Blame Connor. Fucking retard. Ironic since he and his dad were saying Connor’s covers are better than mine. Fuckwits. Fuckwits. Everywhere. Anyway… you know what to do. Watch. Absorb. Click and join us for Ground Zero growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero/

    Do you get triggered? | DailyBizTips #28

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2019 5:42


    You know what inadequacy and cowardice sound like? People pissing and moaning about things they can’t control or influence while paying scant attention to the shit they CAN control. Cowardice? Sure. Because by blaming external events and forces you pathetically let yourself off the hook for taking control of your own destiny (and if that’s YOU, then we’ll never get along). It may come as a surprise to discover I’m not a religious man, but, apart from the first word, I do like this snippet from the Serenity Prayer: God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference Makes a lot of sense once you take the mythical, bloodthirsty, misogynistic, and kiddy-fiddler-loving deity out of it. But there’s more to it than that – watch the vid, and I’ll share it with you. Then click the link - growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero/

    How to price your products | DailyBizTips #27

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2019 7:13


    Everything's settled and all you’re waiting for is the autograph… … so you get into a panic and drop the price. Just “in case”, right? Ring a few bells? And while you make all kinds of bullshit excuses to yourself for doing it, the truth is it boils down to your own lack of backbone. AND… … it’s a BIG mistake. Why? Three reasons. I share them with you in the vid (worth watching because I promise you’re gonna learn some valuable shit). And then… click the link below and join us for the Ground Zero initiative (worth doing because I promise you’re gonna learn a fuckton MORE valuable shit). http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero/

    How to deal with other peoples opinions | DailyBizTips #26

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2019 6:06


    Opinions again. It’s a given other people’s opinions are none of your business. But there’s also a very practical reason for ignoring people who “helpfully” opine you’re wrong because they don’t like or approve of what you’re doing. Dude… the day I try to appeal to everyone is the day I close my biz and become a slime-ball politician. Bottom line: opinions are like arseholes. Watch the vid if you wanna know why. Then take action - http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/gro...

    Autism and business | DailyBizTips #25

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2019 5:12


    Why bang the autistic drum? 1. It helps me. Obviously. 2. It helps others. Not so obviously. 3. I’m not telling you. But… I’ll be sharing it with you in the Ground Zero initiative because it’s directly relevant to your business (whether you’re autistic or not — because what I’m talking about exemplifies a *principle* of marketing) Link here - http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero

    My thoughts on discounts... | DailyBizTips #24

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2019 6:40


    We’ve noticed a terrible, self-destructive and suicidal tendency here in Ireland. I mean… giving discounts is usually stupid. Sometimes they can be useful strategically, but most business owners use them tactically… and so pay a heavy price (sometimes a deadly one). But you know what’s even Stupider? What I share with you in the vid. It makes caving in on price when asked look like the epitome of Good Business Sense by comparison. Seriously. This is some Stupid shit. And once you’ve seen the Stupid…? … join us for the Ground Zero initiative so you don’t have to deal with this dumb shit any more. http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero/

    "Can I pick your brain?" | DailyBizTips #23

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2019 6:51


    This rare tip could quite possibly change your life and business (for the better). Sure, it’s tactical, but it’s deep, powerful, and great fun. Hint: if you ever get irritating cockwombles who smile that shit-eating grin and say, “I just want to pick your brain” — asking and expecting you to work for free, in effect — this is gonna make your day. It takes courage to do it, so I confidently predict almost no one will do it (which means if YOU will, then you're already streets ahead of your yellow and spineless competition). Watch the video, take 20 minutes to plug it into your business, then hit the link below get more info about this and the other stuff we're sharing in the Ground Zero initiative (because we’re gonna use this kind of simple but powerful shit to save the High Street. No pressure, then). Here’s the link for Ground Zero: http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/gro...

    No one has the balls to do this | DailyBizTips #22

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2019 8:02


    Rare: a free tip from me. But it’s not your usual “nibble around the edges of your problem” kind of tip designed to get you into my shit. I don’t need to prove myself like that. That’s a strategy for newbies and wannabes. Nah, this is a hard-core tactical bunker-buster of a tip. Do with it what you will (bearing in mind it’ll change your life and business if you’ll let it). Whatever. Watch the vid, take action, and change yer life. Then talk to me - http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk

    My secret sauce | DailyBizTips #21

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2019 5:33


    Remember my “Fat Jon” moment? One of the best moments of my life. Why? Because it changed everything. And then everything changed for me. But the best thing of all? My “secret sauce”. I share it with you in the vid (no, it’s not the fetish blog I talk about). Watch, learn, implement. Then click here - http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk

    Do you give free tips? Then watch this... | DailyBizTips #20

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2019 6:39


    Giving away loads of free tips? Trying to prove your chops or reel punters in with the lure of your magic? Good luck with that. I won’t say it doesn’t work, because it does. But it’s slow, demoralising, and tends to attract the wrong kind of clients (AND the clients you DO serve you’re not serving to the best of your ability). There’s a better way of doing it. I share it with you in the vid. Book a call with me and I’ll show you how to do it yourself - http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk

    Are you leaving money on the table? | DailyBizTips #20

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2019 5:58


    Jon McCulloch from Grow Your Business Fast... If lack of cashflow kills businesses, what kills cashflow? Not lack of sales (usually) Nope. It’s low prices. And you know why your prices are low? Because your competitors’ are. And you know why you feel you can’t charge (much) more than they do? Because you’re selling the wrong thing. Watch the vid, and I’ll share with you what I mean (and what you SHOULD be selling instead). Then hit the link - http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/

    Are you looking at the bigger picture? | DailyBizTips #19

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2019 5:18


    Jon McCulloch from the Grow Your Business FAST Operation: I had a momentary panic the other day. Bear with me. Ever told you about my “Fat Jon” moment? Well… … the other day I found I’m almost as heavy as I was at my porkiest. OMAFG. It was a shock, I can tell you. But all wasn’t what it seemed. Watch the vid and you’ll see (and you’ll see why it’s relevant for your business). Link to book your call - growyourbusinessfast.co.uk Oh, and I say 13 stone 9 in the video — I mean 12 stone 9. Duh.

    3 things that beat 'professional' | DailyBizTips #18

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2019 7:28


    You know what I think of “professionalism”, right? (and if you don’t this video be instructive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJaJf...) But my take on it isn’t aimless bile and bluster. Nope. Because at the core of professionalism are integrity, courage, and confidence. Listen and I’ll explain. Then do the necessary — www.growyourbusinessfast.co.uk

    Why we love local businesses | DailyBizTips #17

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2019 4:39


    You know why we work only with local bricks ’n’ mortar businesses rather than just any old business owner who ambles up asking for help? Short story? It’s where we can and do have the greatest effect AND where we’re needed most. Long story? I share it with you in the video. And when you’re done… CLICK THE LINK - www.growyourbusinessfast.co.uk

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